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      <title>back | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for back. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 25: The Audition, What's Next, Life in the Can</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-18" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #500<br />
  Length: 29:13<br>
  Size: 20.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1880/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-18.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Last time I have to listen to this!<br>
You know you like my voice, Baby<br>
I am surprised you are not crying<br>
It's like a Hallmark Holiday<br>
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows<br>
Back in the day with the old gear<br>
Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work?<br>
Not really<br>
Transitioning into something new<br>
The new show is "<a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a>"<br>
You can get the new shows at <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows<br>
The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008<br>
We're excited about the new show<br>
It would be rad if you and I could work together <br>
Getting paid to do the shows would be great<br>
I went to Jeanie's house last night<br>
Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door<br>
No crumpled up High Life cans<br>
The Eden like backdrop<br>
Deer walked right up<br>
She had deer prints on her roof<br>
Training ground Santa's deer<br>
Getting them presents for the house<br>
Populating her yard with beasts<br>
Show up and build an Arc too<br>
Betsy "Noah" Smith<br>
I get wait to Zeus out there<br>
You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story<br>
The Improv dinner theater audition<br>
I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris<br>
What?<br>
Where the auditions were being held<br>
Ok<br>
Where was it?<br>
At Culver's<br>
Oh, Baby<br>
Did you get a milkshake afterward?<br>
Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant<br>
It proves you want it<br>
It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it<br>
I'm proud of you<br>
Most people wouldn't have gone<br>
What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night?<br>
Listening to open mic night stories<br>
We have no context for this<br>
How did it make you feel?<br>
Maybe she is a biker<br>
Going out on a high note<br>
Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show<br>
In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive<br>
That would be funny<br>
No it's not<br>
Thanks for listening to everyone<br>
Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you<br>
We've had a great time doing the show<br>
The new show is, <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a> - <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
You just can't end it Mr B! Can you!<br>
Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus<br>
Thank you for letting us entertain you.
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPhone">iPhone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPhone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPhone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Life in the Can">Life in the Can</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Life in the Can"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Life in the Can.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/LitC">LitC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/LitC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/LitC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/High Life">High Life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/High Life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/High Life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Hallmark Holliday">Hallmark Holliday</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Hallmark Holliday"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Hallmark Holliday.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-18" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #500<br />
  Length: 29:13<br>
  Size: 20.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1880/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-18.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Last time I have to listen to this!<br>
You know you like my voice, Baby<br>
I am surprised you are not crying<br>
It's like a Hallmark Holiday<br>
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows<br>
Back in the day with the old gear<br>
Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work?<br>
Not really<br>
Transitioning into something new<br>
The new show is "<a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a>"<br>
You can get the new shows at <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows<br>
The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008<br>
We're excited about the new show<br>
It would be rad if you and I could work together <br>
Getting paid to do the shows would be great<br>
I went to Jeanie's house last night<br>
Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door<br>
No crumpled up High Life cans<br>
The Eden like backdrop<br>
Deer walked right up<br>
She had deer prints on her roof<br>
Training ground Santa's deer<br>
Getting them presents for the house<br>
Populating her yard with beasts<br>
Show up and build an Arc too<br>
Betsy "Noah" Smith<br>
I get wait to Zeus out there<br>
You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story<br>
The Improv dinner theater audition<br>
I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris<br>
What?<br>
Where the auditions were being held<br>
Ok<br>
Where was it?<br>
At Culver's<br>
Oh, Baby<br>
Did you get a milkshake afterward?<br>
Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant<br>
It proves you want it<br>
It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it<br>
I'm proud of you<br>
Most people wouldn't have gone<br>
What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night?<br>
Listening to open mic night stories<br>
We have no context for this<br>
How did it make you feel?<br>
Maybe she is a biker<br>
Going out on a high note<br>
Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show<br>
In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive<br>
That would be funny<br>
No it's not<br>
Thanks for listening to everyone<br>
Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you<br>
We've had a great time doing the show<br>
The new show is, <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a> - <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
You just can't end it Mr B! Can you!<br>
Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus<br>
Thank you for letting us entertain you.
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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Show: #500
  Length: 29:13
  Size: 20.1mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Last time I have to listen to this!
You know you like my voice, Baby
I am surprised you are not crying
It&#039;s like a Hallmark Holiday
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows
Back in the day with</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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         <title>back in the car - kris smith</title>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582162345/" title="back in the car - kris smith"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/2582162345_18a4c31069.jpg"   alt="back in the car - kris smith" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>the afternoon has been put neatly in its place and we're heading home. it is a new day.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i am now a father, but can't shake the fact that i am also a child. it is a complicated existence we live.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/fact">fact</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fact"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/fact.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shake">shake</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shake"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shake.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/father">father</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/father"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/father.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/child">child</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/child"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/child.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/complicated">complicated</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/complicated"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/complicated.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582162345/" title="back in the car - kris smith"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/2582162345_18a4c31069.jpg"   alt="back in the car - kris smith" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>the afternoon has been put neatly in its place and we're heading home. it is a new day.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i am now a father, but can't shake the fact that i am also a child. it is a complicated existence we live.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/fact">fact</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fact"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/fact.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shake">shake</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shake"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shake.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/father">father</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/father"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/father.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/child">child</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/child"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/child.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/complicated">complicated</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/complicated"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/complicated.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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the afternoon has been put neatly in its place and we&#039;re heading home. it is a new day.

i am now a father, but can&#039;t shake the fact that i am also a child. it is a complicated existence we live.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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         <title>buffalo pasture</title>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582062591/" title="buffalo pasture"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/2582062591_6d5a716297.jpg"   alt="buffalo pasture" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/view">view</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/view"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/view.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pasture">pasture</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pasture"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pasture.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sound">sound</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sound"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sound.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cars">cars</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cars"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cars.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582062591/" title="buffalo pasture"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/2582062591_6d5a716297.jpg"   alt="buffalo pasture" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/view">view</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/view"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/view.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pasture">pasture</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pasture"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pasture.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sound">sound</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sound"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sound.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cars">cars</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cars"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cars.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:38:08 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1859</guid>

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this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.

that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>up and down</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1857/up-and-down_amount_fair.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582858594/" title="up and down"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3186/2582858594_9b3f0e1606.jpg"   alt="up and down" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>back and forth, what have you, this is where i spent a fair amount of my time.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/amount">amount</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/amount"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/amount.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/fair">fair</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fair"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/fair.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/spent">spent</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/spent"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/spent.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/forth">forth</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/forth"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/forth.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582858594/" title="up and down"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3186/2582858594_9b3f0e1606.jpg"   alt="up and down" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>back and forth, what have you, this is where i spent a fair amount of my time.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/amount">amount</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/amount"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/amount.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/fair">fair</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fair"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/fair.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/spent">spent</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/spent"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/spent.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/forth">forth</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/forth"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/forth.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:28:03 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1857</guid>

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back and forth, what have you, this is where i spent a fair amount of my time.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>boxed letters</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1831/boxed-letters_letters_label.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2578207053/" title="boxed letters"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3275/2578207053_d9ccfd4de3.jpg"   alt="boxed letters" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>simple wooden letters in a box but effective when needed to label exhibits back in the day.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/letters">letters</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/letters"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/letters.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/label">label</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/label"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/label.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/exhibits">exhibits</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/exhibits"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/exhibits.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/day">day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/needed">needed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/needed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/needed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2578207053/" title="boxed letters"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3275/2578207053_d9ccfd4de3.jpg"   alt="boxed letters" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>simple wooden letters in a box but effective when needed to label exhibits back in the day.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/letters">letters</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/letters"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/letters.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/label">label</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/label"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/label.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/exhibits">exhibits</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/exhibits"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/exhibits.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/day">day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/needed">needed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/needed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/needed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:19:23 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1831</guid>

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simple wooden letters in a box but effective when needed to label exhibits back in the day.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 23: Cotton Candy Salad, Keep the Archive Alive</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1821/Season-20-Ep-23:-Cotton-Candy-Salad-Keep-the-Archive-Alive_apple-salad_common-sense.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1821/cks-2008-06-13.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-11" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1821/cks-2008-06-13.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-13.mp3</a><br>
Show: #498<br />
  Length: 25:41<br>
  Size: 17.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1821/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-13.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a>
<br><br>
Keep the Archive Alive Suport - Send your's today!<br>
Thanks to Jen Stibi for Keeping the Archive Alive<br>
We Jen upheaved and happy at work<br>
Here's a podcast hug for you<br>
You can't miss the banner<br>
It's another Friday the 13th show<br>
I wouldn't get out of this set of shows without it<br>
Many, many things are going wrong today<br>
How can you be freaked out about today?<br>
Yesterday should have done it for you<br>
Glad to be getting to the expert level<br>
I didn't say it like that<br>
Oh, really<br>
Well, I don't know<br>
Let me ask Betsy<br>
That should be my motto<br>
The common sense psychic<br>
He told you it was Father's Day this weekend<br>
Kris is happy in his squirrel nest downstairs<br>
Keeping it as a secret<br>
Having a surprise party<br>
Betsy's Blue Mountain Alerts<br>
I knew we were being invited to a jamboree<br>
Waldorf salad vs. apple salad<br>
Some might say they are the same<br>
Like the hotel?<br>
They wouldn't think hotel<br>
I gotta be nice<br>
You can do that, you know Improv<br>
Not sure you can pull it off<br>
Raised in a hamster cage<br>
Not sure the kids can pull it off<br>
Elliot might not be able to get passed grams smoking in the backyard<br>
Don't get uppity, you're ignorant<br>
It's pronounced "ig-nernt"<br>
You shouldn't talk about that<br>
What is your practice face?<br>
You are a sad, sad human being<br>
Making a new dessert - cotton candy salad<br>
Did you try that new spicy chicken sandwich at Wednesday?<br>
Diet and the correlation between behavior<br>
Doctors can't fully help you<br>
Why?<br>
They have businesses to run<br>
It is the truth<br>
They are just people who need jobs<br>
He'll eat it, it has apples in it
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/apple salad">apple salad</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/apple salad"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/apple salad.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/common sense">common sense</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/common sense"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/common sense.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cotton candy salad">cotton candy salad</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cotton candy salad"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cotton candy salad.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/squirrel nest">squirrel nest</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/squirrel nest"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/squirrel nest.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1821/cks-2008-06-13.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-11" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1821/cks-2008-06-13.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-13.mp3</a><br>
Show: #498<br />
  Length: 25:41<br>
  Size: 17.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1821/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-13.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Keep the Archive Alive Suport - Send your's today!<br>
Thanks to Jen Stibi for Keeping the Archive Alive<br>
We Jen upheaved and happy at work<br>
Here's a podcast hug for you<br>
You can't miss the banner<br>
It's another Friday the 13th show<br>
I wouldn't get out of this set of shows without it<br>
Many, many things are going wrong today<br>
How can you be freaked out about today?<br>
Yesterday should have done it for you<br>
Glad to be getting to the expert level<br>
I didn't say it like that<br>
Oh, really<br>
Well, I don't know<br>
Let me ask Betsy<br>
That should be my motto<br>
The common sense psychic<br>
He told you it was Father's Day this weekend<br>
Kris is happy in his squirrel nest downstairs<br>
Keeping it as a secret<br>
Having a surprise party<br>
Betsy's Blue Mountain Alerts<br>
I knew we were being invited to a jamboree<br>
Waldorf salad vs. apple salad<br>
Some might say they are the same<br>
Like the hotel?<br>
They wouldn't think hotel<br>
I gotta be nice<br>
You can do that, you know Improv<br>
Not sure you can pull it off<br>
Raised in a hamster cage<br>
Not sure the kids can pull it off<br>
Elliot might not be able to get passed grams smoking in the backyard<br>
Don't get uppity, you're ignorant<br>
It's pronounced "ig-nernt"<br>
You shouldn't talk about that<br>
What is your practice face?<br>
You are a sad, sad human being<br>
Making a new dessert - cotton candy salad<br>
Did you try that new spicy chicken sandwich at Wednesday?<br>
Diet and the correlation between behavior<br>
Doctors can't fully help you<br>
Why?<br>
They have businesses to run<br>
It is the truth<br>
They are just people who need jobs<br>
He'll eat it, it has apples in it
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:19:01 -0500</pubDate>
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Show: #498
  Length: 25:41
  Size: 17.6mb
  Format: mp3

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Keep the Archive Alive Suport - Send your&#039;s today!
Thanks to Jen Stibi for Keeping the Archive Alive
We Jen upheaved and happy at work
Here&#039;s a podcast hug for you
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 19: San Francisco Part 2, The Meetup</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1804/Season-20-Ep-19:-San-Francisco-Part-2-The-Meetup_San-Francisco_Guerneville.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1804/cks-2008-06-04.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-04" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1804/cks-2008-06-04.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3</a><br>
Show: #494<br />
  Length: 41:59<br>
  Size: 28.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1804/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-04.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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We're back for part two of San Francisco<br>
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase<br>
She kissed a diseased baby <br>
Then she kissed me and now I am infected<br>
Other than daddy just do<br>
I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation<br>
Her encrusted nostril in photos<br>
I could track back the vector of my illness<br>
Yes, you are the carriers<br>
Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement"<br>
We rank with NPR shows in the post<br>
How are we different than any other shows?<br>
Funnier<br>
Let the woman talk <br>
No love for this man<br>
I didn't get a party when I was there<br>
Heading to the meetup at House of Shields<br>
What if no one shows up?<br>
People were bound to show up<br>
Four people showed up<br>
I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way<br>
David, Sam, Russ and Katherine<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/01_sf.jpg"><br>
The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/02_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/03_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/04_sf.jpg"><br>
<br><br>
David has been listening for a long time<br>
A very long time<br>
He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney<br>
Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show<br>
Schlomo gave us the space<br>
It was dark, with a kicked over chair<br>
That is HoS<br>
Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it<br>
This is where we made the mistake<br>
We started drinking right away, heavily<br>
Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink<br>
Mind you she is one third my size<br>
We left the meetup to go dancing<br>
More drinks<br>
Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe<br>
Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab<br>
Just drunk bitches we were<br>
We gotta get to sleep<br>
We have things to do the next day<br>
We surface at 10 am<br>
Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3<br>
I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations<br>
Remember Chef Jeff?<br>
Back in my skinny days<br>
Now I'm chubby<br>
There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks<br>
At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise<br>
They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister"<br>
A little romantic music for you<br>
If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike<br>
So the next day we rent a car<br>
And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people<br>
They're like day of the dead zombies<br>
Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life<br>
This weather beaten hag pops up in the window<br>
Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect<br>
Are we on the road to Guerneville?<br>
You can't do that with a kind vegan sister<br>
A big coin receptacle<br>
"I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/San Francisco">San Francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/San Francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/San Francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Guerneville">Guerneville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Guerneville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Guerneville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jeanie Bowen">Jeanie Bowen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jeanie Bowen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jeanie Bowen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meetup">meetup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meetup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meetup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1804/cks-2008-06-04.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-04" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1804/cks-2008-06-04.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3</a><br>
Show: #494<br />
  Length: 41:59<br>
  Size: 28.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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<br><br>
We're back for part two of San Francisco<br>
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase<br>
She kissed a diseased baby <br>
Then she kissed me and now I am infected<br>
Other than daddy just do<br>
I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation<br>
Her encrusted nostril in photos<br>
I could track back the vector of my illness<br>
Yes, you are the carriers<br>
Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement"<br>
We rank with NPR shows in the post<br>
How are we different than any other shows?<br>
Funnier<br>
Let the woman talk <br>
No love for this man<br>
I didn't get a party when I was there<br>
Heading to the meetup at House of Shields<br>
What if no one shows up?<br>
People were bound to show up<br>
Four people showed up<br>
I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way<br>
David, Sam, Russ and Katherine<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/01_sf.jpg"><br>
The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/02_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/03_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/04_sf.jpg"><br>
<br><br>
David has been listening for a long time<br>
A very long time<br>
He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney<br>
Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show<br>
Schlomo gave us the space<br>
It was dark, with a kicked over chair<br>
That is HoS<br>
Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it<br>
This is where we made the mistake<br>
We started drinking right away, heavily<br>
Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink<br>
Mind you she is one third my size<br>
We left the meetup to go dancing<br>
More drinks<br>
Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe<br>
Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab<br>
Just drunk bitches we were<br>
We gotta get to sleep<br>
We have things to do the next day<br>
We surface at 10 am<br>
Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3<br>
I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations<br>
Remember Chef Jeff?<br>
Back in my skinny days<br>
Now I'm chubby<br>
There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks<br>
At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise<br>
They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister"<br>
A little romantic music for you<br>
If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike<br>
So the next day we rent a car<br>
And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people<br>
They're like day of the dead zombies<br>
Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life<br>
This weather beaten hag pops up in the window<br>
Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect<br>
Are we on the road to Guerneville?<br>
You can't do that with a kind vegan sister<br>
A big coin receptacle<br>
"I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/San Francisco">San Francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/San Francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/San Francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Guerneville">Guerneville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Guerneville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Guerneville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jeanie Bowen">Jeanie Bowen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jeanie Bowen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jeanie Bowen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meetup">meetup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meetup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meetup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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Show: #494
  Length: 41:59
  Size: 28.8 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

We&#039;re back for part two of San Francisco
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase
She kissed a diseased baby 
Then she kissed me and now I am infected
Other than daddy just do
I can blame it</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>San Francisco, Guerneville, Betsy Smith, Jeanie Bowen, meetup</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 18: You know, you don't have to call her your friend anymore.</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1789/Season-20-Ep-18:-You-know-you-dont-have-to-call-her-your-friend-anymore_San-Francisco_Tea-House.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1789/cks-2008-05-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-28" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1789/cks-2008-05-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #493<br />
  Length: 28:21<br>
  Size: 19.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1789/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Good grief we are back<br>
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up<br>
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes<br>
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick<br>
She's checking me out<br>
Of course she is<br>
"So what are you doing in San Francisco?"<br>
"I'm here with my friend."<br>
"You don't have to call her your friend anymore."<br>
The spandex blend is alive and well<br>
You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa<br>
The smell of Dubuque jumps off<br>
The hills and the highway<br>
I drive better than those taxi drivers<br>
Don't look forward<br>
You check carry on bags?<br>
Yes, need to keep her creams and powders<br>
The vacation schedule<br>
The romantic cruise<br>
We just wanted crab<br>
The Russians followed me from Goodwill<br>
Our waiter wanted to argue<br>
Today, today it is my first day<br>
Crab comes with nothing?<br>
No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad<br>
Dungeness crab is a mud spider<br>
She called me a hot mess in Cantonese<br>
We end up at a tea shop in China town<br>
White hippie chick running it<br>
In sweeps hippie number one<br>
She's totally a trust fund baby<br>
Character after character after character<br>
You can make tea from anything<br>
Why didn't you stop and ask a homeless person?<br>
I didn't realize you were green with dots . . . what the hell do you have?<br>
Mr B, this is my town though<br>
I knew it once I stepped off the plane
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/San Francisco">San Francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/San Francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/San Francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Tea House">Tea House</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Tea House"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Tea House.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dungeness crab">dungeness crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dungeness crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dungeness crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wrangler pants">wrangler pants</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wrangler pants"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wrangler pants.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1789/cks-2008-05-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-28" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1789/cks-2008-05-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #493<br />
  Length: 28:21<br>
  Size: 19.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1789/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Good grief we are back<br>
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up<br>
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes<br>
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick<br>
She's checking me out<br>
Of course she is<br>
"So what are you doing in San Francisco?"<br>
"I'm here with my friend."<br>
"You don't have to call her your friend anymore."<br>
The spandex blend is alive and well<br>
You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa<br>
The smell of Dubuque jumps off<br>
The hills and the highway<br>
I drive better than those taxi drivers<br>
Don't look forward<br>
You check carry on bags?<br>
Yes, need to keep her creams and powders<br>
The vacation schedule<br>
The romantic cruise<br>
We just wanted crab<br>
The Russians followed me from Goodwill<br>
Our waiter wanted to argue<br>
Today, today it is my first day<br>
Crab comes with nothing?<br>
No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad<br>
Dungeness crab is a mud spider<br>
She called me a hot mess in Cantonese<br>
We end up at a tea shop in China town<br>
White hippie chick running it<br>
In sweeps hippie number one<br>
She's totally a trust fund baby<br>
Character after character after character<br>
You can make tea from anything<br>
Why didn't you stop and ask a homeless person?<br>
I didn't realize you were green with dots . . . what the hell do you have?<br>
Mr B, this is my town though<br>
I knew it once I stepped off the plane
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/San Francisco">San Francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/San Francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/San Francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Tea House">Tea House</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Tea House"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Tea House.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dungeness crab">dungeness crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dungeness crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dungeness crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wrangler pants">wrangler pants</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wrangler pants"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wrangler pants.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 12:43:20 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3
Show: #493
  Length: 28:21
  Size: 19.5 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Good grief we are back
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick
She&#039;s checking me out
Of course she</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>San Francisco, Tea House, dungeness crab, wrangler pants, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Back for the Wednesday Show</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1788/Back-for-the-Wednesday-Show_Betsy-Smith_Jeanie-Bowen.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[We'll be back for tomorrow's show and the rest of the final 8 Croncasts in a row without interruption. Eight more, that's it! We've got some changes coming with the new show and are eager to get to.
<br><br>
So, now that Betsy's back after a week long west coast tour with Jeanie and her jet lag is wearing off, we'll be back on schedule with MWF till the well runs dry.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jeanie Bowen">Jeanie Bowen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jeanie Bowen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jeanie Bowen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/New Show">New Show</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/New Show"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/New Show.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[We'll be back for tomorrow's show and the rest of the final 8 Croncasts in a row without interruption. Eight more, that's it! We've got some changes coming with the new show and are eager to get to.
<br><br>
So, now that Betsy's back after a week long west coast tour with Jeanie and her jet lag is wearing off, we'll be back on schedule with MWF till the well runs dry.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jeanie Bowen">Jeanie Bowen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jeanie Bowen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jeanie Bowen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/New Show">New Show</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/New Show"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/New Show.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 08:13:23 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1788</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>We&#039;ll be back for tomorrow&#039;s show and the rest of the final 8 Croncasts in a row without interruption. Eight more, that&#039;s it! We&#039;ve got some changes coming with the new show and are eager to get to.

So, now that Betsy&#039;s back after a week long west coast tour with Jeanie and her jet lag is wearing off, we&#039;ll be back</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Betsy Smith, Jeanie Bowen, Croncast, New Show, </itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>the missus</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1763/the-missus_ahhhhhh_used.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2521164955/" title="the missus"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2273/2521164955_a5e63f54ed.jpg"   alt="the missus" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>my baby is back in town and driving my car. ahhhhhh, the way things used to be last week.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ahhhhhh">ahhhhhh</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ahhhhhh"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ahhhhhh.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/used">used</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/used"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/used.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/week">week</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/week"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/week.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/car">car</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/car"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/car.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/driving">driving</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/driving"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/driving.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2521164955/" title="the missus"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2273/2521164955_a5e63f54ed.jpg"   alt="the missus" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>my baby is back in town and driving my car. ahhhhhh, the way things used to be last week.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ahhhhhh">ahhhhhh</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ahhhhhh"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ahhhhhh.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/used">used</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/used"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/used.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/week">week</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/week"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/week.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/car">car</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/car"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/car.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/driving">driving</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/driving"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/driving.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 12:56:54 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1763</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>


my baby is back in town and driving my car. ahhhhhh, the way things used to be last week.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>ahhhhhh, used, week, car, driving</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>i've fallen and i can't get out</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1732/ive-fallen-and-i-cant-get-out_little_bunny.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2492598276/" title="i've fallen and i get out"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/2492598276_b7e300b412.jpg"   alt="i've fallen and i get out" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>the banging on my escape route window-well plexiglass went on too long not to be a bird or strong wind . . . i thought.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
pull back the curtain and i see this little bunny sitting right there. i suppose that is good because if it was anything else that might bite me i would just have to leave it in there.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
boxed him up and sent him to the rabbit sausage factory. ok, i might have released him back in the yard and outside the fence to give him a fighting chance versus the dogs.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
cute little bunny, be smart and hop far from this house before little deaf dog snags you with her one good tooth.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/little">little</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/little"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/little.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bunny">bunny</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bunny"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bunny.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/might">might</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/might"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/might.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/window">window</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/window"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/window.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2492598276/" title="i've fallen and i get out"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/2492598276_b7e300b412.jpg"   alt="i've fallen and i get out" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>the banging on my escape route window-well plexiglass went on too long not to be a bird or strong wind . . . i thought.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
pull back the curtain and i see this little bunny sitting right there. i suppose that is good because if it was anything else that might bite me i would just have to leave it in there.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
boxed him up and sent him to the rabbit sausage factory. ok, i might have released him back in the yard and outside the fence to give him a fighting chance versus the dogs.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
cute little bunny, be smart and hop far from this house before little deaf dog snags you with her one good tooth.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/little">little</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/little"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/little.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bunny">bunny</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bunny"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bunny.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/might">might</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/might"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/might.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/window">window</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/window"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/window.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 10:17:13 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1732</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

the banging on my escape route window-well plexiglass went on too long not to be a bird or strong wind . . . i thought.

pull back the curtain and i see this little bunny sitting right there. i suppose that is good because if it was anything else that might bite me i would just have to leave it in there.

boxed him up and sent him to the</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>little, bunny, might, window, back</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 15: Dumpster Golf, Penny Drop, Fancy Hood</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1730/Season-20-Ep-15:-Dumpster-Golf-Penny-Drop-Fancy-Hood_Titleist_gold-club.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-12" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3</a><br>
Show: #490<br />
  Length: 19.6<br>
  Size: 28:32 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1730/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy likes the amens to her sermons<br>
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn<br>
We are way more boring than the show<br>
The picture in her head of you was repulsive<br>
Good thing she didn't see a real picture<br>
I despise this time of year the most<br>
Why?<br>
The grass grows<br>
I hate the mowing<br>
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights<br>
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood<br>
I have been honing my skills without you<br>
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox<br>
Not the Billy Squire stroke<br>
A body bag full of bubble wrap<br>
A body bag?<br>
I tried to do a Penny Drop<br>
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics<br>
Tetanus shot for junking license<br>
I had to have the bubble wrap<br>
So I went to Goodwill <br>
Fast like a bunny<br>
I bought a Titleist<br>
Golf club<br>
We playing gold today mommy?<br>
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf<br>
Your Titleist for dumpster diving<br>
Your like a gorilla in the mist<br>
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor<br>
Mine were smarter and more motivated<br>
Now, I bring home the bananas<br>
It's all about who brings home the bacon<br>
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster<br>
We found your wife, sir.<br>
Behind what store?<br>
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker<br>
It is a services<br>
I'm not going to mess with these women<br>
They are serious<br>
Treating things better<br>
Betsy flattens a tire on my car<br>
I'm driving slow on your rim<br>
You were right next to the car dealership<br>
Why didn't you just go there?<br>
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him<br>
Sorry to be so vaginal<br>
I just gave up<br>
Why is he trying to change the tire?<br>
Does he know how to change a tire?<br>
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood<br>
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Titleist">Titleist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Titleist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Titleist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gold club">gold club</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gold club"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gold club.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the bacon">the bacon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the bacon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the bacon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/penny drop">penny drop</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/penny drop"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/penny drop.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gymnastics">gymnastics</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gymnastics"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gymnastics.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-12" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3</a><br>
Show: #490<br />
  Length: 19.6<br>
  Size: 28:32 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1730/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy likes the amens to her sermons<br>
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn<br>
We are way more boring than the show<br>
The picture in her head of you was repulsive<br>
Good thing she didn't see a real picture<br>
I despise this time of year the most<br>
Why?<br>
The grass grows<br>
I hate the mowing<br>
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights<br>
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood<br>
I have been honing my skills without you<br>
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox<br>
Not the Billy Squire stroke<br>
A body bag full of bubble wrap<br>
A body bag?<br>
I tried to do a Penny Drop<br>
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics<br>
Tetanus shot for junking license<br>
I had to have the bubble wrap<br>
So I went to Goodwill <br>
Fast like a bunny<br>
I bought a Titleist<br>
Golf club<br>
We playing gold today mommy?<br>
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf<br>
Your Titleist for dumpster diving<br>
Your like a gorilla in the mist<br>
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor<br>
Mine were smarter and more motivated<br>
Now, I bring home the bananas<br>
It's all about who brings home the bacon<br>
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster<br>
We found your wife, sir.<br>
Behind what store?<br>
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker<br>
It is a services<br>
I'm not going to mess with these women<br>
They are serious<br>
Treating things better<br>
Betsy flattens a tire on my car<br>
I'm driving slow on your rim<br>
You were right next to the car dealership<br>
Why didn't you just go there?<br>
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him<br>
Sorry to be so vaginal<br>
I just gave up<br>
Why is he trying to change the tire?<br>
Does he know how to change a tire?<br>
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood<br>
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Titleist">Titleist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Titleist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Titleist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gold club">gold club</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gold club"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gold club.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the bacon">the bacon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the bacon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the bacon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/penny drop">penny drop</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/penny drop"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/penny drop.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gymnastics">gymnastics</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gymnastics"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gymnastics.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 13:54:32 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:32</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3
Show: #490
  Length: 19.6
  Size: 28:32 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy likes the amens to her</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Titleist, gold club, the bacon, penny drop, gymnastics</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 14: Hoe To The Head, Classmates, Comments</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1719/Season-20-Ep-14:-Hoe-To-The-Head-Classmates-Comments_gardening_classmates.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1719/cks-2008-05-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-09" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1719/cks-2008-05-09.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #489<br />
  Length: 20.5<br>
  Size: 29:52 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1719/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Gotta rock it out people, sorry again for short show notes<br>
Thanks for the comments of late<br>
They do mean a lot to me<br>
Elliot taking one on the head<br>
Life coming back<br>
Former classmates<br>
Spoiled doesn't mean success in life
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gardening">gardening</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gardening"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gardening.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/classmates">classmates</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/classmates"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/classmates.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/landing strip">landing strip</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/landing strip"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/landing strip.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/emergency room">emergency room</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/emergency room"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/emergency room.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/staples">staples</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/staples"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/staples.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1719/cks-2008-05-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-09" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1719/cks-2008-05-09.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #489<br />
  Length: 20.5<br>
  Size: 29:52 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1719/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Gotta rock it out people, sorry again for short show notes<br>
Thanks for the comments of late<br>
They do mean a lot to me<br>
Elliot taking one on the head<br>
Life coming back<br>
Former classmates<br>
Spoiled doesn't mean success in life
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gardening">gardening</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gardening"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gardening.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/classmates">classmates</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/classmates"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/classmates.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/landing strip">landing strip</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/landing strip"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/landing strip.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/emergency room">emergency room</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/emergency room"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/emergency room.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/staples">staples</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/staples"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/staples.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 12:15:46 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>29:52</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3
Show: #489
  Length: 20.5
  Size: 29:52 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Gotta rock it out people, sorry</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>gardening, classmates, landing strip, emergency room, staples</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>backyard birthday bash</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1713/backyard-birthday-bash_wish_kid.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2473761982/" title="backyard birthday bash"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2124/2473761982_5f405dfcae.jpg"   alt="backyard birthday bash" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>tell me this doesn't look like a blast?<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
made me wish that i was a kid again.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wish">wish</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wish"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wish.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kid">kid</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kid"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kid.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/blast">blast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/blast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/blast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bash">bash</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bash"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bash.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/birthday">birthday</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/birthday"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/birthday.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2473761982/" title="backyard birthday bash"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2124/2473761982_5f405dfcae.jpg"   alt="backyard birthday bash" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>tell me this doesn't look like a blast?<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
made me wish that i was a kid again.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wish">wish</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wish"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wish.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kid">kid</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kid"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kid.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/blast">blast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/blast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/blast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bash">bash</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bash"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bash.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/birthday">birthday</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/birthday"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/birthday.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 19:08:32 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1713</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>

tell me this doesn&#039;t look like a blast?

made me wish that i was a kid again.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>wish, kid, blast, bash, birthday</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>light up the alley</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1707/light-up-the-alley_alley_entrance.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2471733622/" title="light up the alley"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2212/2471733622_1d7d3f9d02.jpg"   alt="light up the alley" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>on my way back to the car i saw this string of lights in an alley that is the entrance to some local shops.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/alley">alley</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/alley"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/alley.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/entrance">entrance</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/entrance"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/entrance.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/local">local</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/local"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/local.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shops">shops</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shops"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shops.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lights">lights</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lights"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lights.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2471733622/" title="light up the alley"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2212/2471733622_1d7d3f9d02.jpg"   alt="light up the alley" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>on my way back to the car i saw this string of lights in an alley that is the entrance to some local shops.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/alley">alley</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/alley"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/alley.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/entrance">entrance</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/entrance"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/entrance.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/local">local</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/local"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/local.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shops">shops</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shops"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shops.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lights">lights</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lights"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lights.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 13:35:00 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1707</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>


on my way back to the car i saw this string of lights in an alley that is the entrance to some local shops.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>alley, entrance, local, shops, lights</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>sundown flowers #4</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1697/sundown-flowers-#4_blue_yellow.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2466303308/" title="sundown flowers #4"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2466303308_3afc6848a8.jpg"   alt="sundown flowers #4" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>singing backup to the yellow was this blue player.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i mentioned in the other photo post about wondering how the digital camera changed the color of the purple flowers, well, in this shot it was true to life with the blue and yellow in this shot.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i wonder if it could be something in the flower itself and the way it reflects light?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/blue">blue</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/blue"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/blue.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/yellow">yellow</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/yellow"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/yellow.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shot">shot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flowers">flowers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flowers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flowers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/life">life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2466303308/" title="sundown flowers #4"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2466303308_3afc6848a8.jpg"   alt="sundown flowers #4" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>singing backup to the yellow was this blue player.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i mentioned in the other photo post about wondering how the digital camera changed the color of the purple flowers, well, in this shot it was true to life with the blue and yellow in this shot.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i wonder if it could be something in the flower itself and the way it reflects light?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/blue">blue</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/blue"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/blue.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/yellow">yellow</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/yellow"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/yellow.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shot">shot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flowers">flowers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flowers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flowers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/life">life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 19:34:53 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1697</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>

singing backup to the yellow was this blue player.

i mentioned in the other photo post about wondering how the digital camera changed the color of the purple flowers, well, in this shot it was true to life with the blue and yellow in this shot.

i wonder if it could be something in the flower itself and the way it reflects light?</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>blue, yellow, shot, flowers, life</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 10: Transvestite Mennonite, MC Hammer, Baby Spiders</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1682/Season-20-Ep-10:-Transvestite-Mennonite-MC-Hammer-Baby-Spiders_MC-Hammer_the-mist.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1682/cks-2008-04-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-04-30" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1682/cks-2008-04-30.mp3">Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #485<br />
  Length: 28:03<br>
  Size: 19.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1682/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
I pulled a muscle in my back<br>
My spider bites<br>
It's a back wall injury<br>
Like in the Mist<br>
Where the privileged people are<br>
At the Intercontinental hotel<br>
I ordered my drink<br>
You need to try it<br>
Jaegermeister and Bailey's?<br>
It makes me want to cover my ears<br>
How much do they charge for that?<br>
It depends<br>
The bartender appeared to be a Stanford math major<br>
How much do you want?<br>
Top it off on the rocks, half Jaeger and half Bailey's<br>
Well, we pour in ounces<br>
I don't care what pour, just fill it up<br>
When have you counted<br>
You are an asshole<br>
I'm not an asshole<br>
How many ounces would you like?<br>
What kind of question is that?<br>
I would have turned you into a zombie<br>
Was $30 a drink<br>
Puffy Cuffs to a whole new level<br>
She had already poured them<br>
A mixer usually has small amount of alcohol<br>
They should charge normally<br>
I need to carry my own stuff<br>
Buy a mixer full of ice to mix my own<br>
You pay for the atmosphere<br>
But most have to leave early to get to a meeting<br>
$30 bucks a drink you better get some atmosphere<br>
Turns out MC Hammer was hanging in the lobby<br>
I missed it<br>
I was three feet from him<br>
He looked nothing like I would have expected<br>
Taller than I thought<br>
They have small man complex and work harder<br>
Shaped like a potato these days<br>
He would have showed all of his potato parts<br>
He has an internet startup<br>
It's like youtube but with dance videos<br>
There's a new character on the scene at Goodwill<br>
Who is it?<br>
I don't know his/her name<br>
What?<br>
It is a Transvestite Mennonite<br>
I had awkward pause seeking gender<br>
I blanked<br>
I needed to know boy or girl to return communication<br>
You should do a back bend
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MC Hammer">MC Hammer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MC Hammer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MC Hammer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the mist">the mist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the mist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the mist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/transvestite mennonite">transvestite mennonite</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/transvestite mennonite"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/transvestite mennonite.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/spider bite">spider bite</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/spider bite"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/spider bite.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/jaegermeister and bailey's">jaegermeister and bailey's</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/jaegermeister and bailey's"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/jaegermeister and bailey's.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1682/cks-2008-04-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-04-30" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1682/cks-2008-04-30.mp3">Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #485<br />
  Length: 28:03<br>
  Size: 19.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1682/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
I pulled a muscle in my back<br>
My spider bites<br>
It's a back wall injury<br>
Like in the Mist<br>
Where the privileged people are<br>
At the Intercontinental hotel<br>
I ordered my drink<br>
You need to try it<br>
Jaegermeister and Bailey's?<br>
It makes me want to cover my ears<br>
How much do they charge for that?<br>
It depends<br>
The bartender appeared to be a Stanford math major<br>
How much do you want?<br>
Top it off on the rocks, half Jaeger and half Bailey's<br>
Well, we pour in ounces<br>
I don't care what pour, just fill it up<br>
When have you counted<br>
You are an asshole<br>
I'm not an asshole<br>
How many ounces would you like?<br>
What kind of question is that?<br>
I would have turned you into a zombie<br>
Was $30 a drink<br>
Puffy Cuffs to a whole new level<br>
She had already poured them<br>
A mixer usually has small amount of alcohol<br>
They should charge normally<br>
I need to carry my own stuff<br>
Buy a mixer full of ice to mix my own<br>
You pay for the atmosphere<br>
But most have to leave early to get to a meeting<br>
$30 bucks a drink you better get some atmosphere<br>
Turns out MC Hammer was hanging in the lobby<br>
I missed it<br>
I was three feet from him<br>
He looked nothing like I would have expected<br>
Taller than I thought<br>
They have small man complex and work harder<br>
Shaped like a potato these days<br>
He would have showed all of his potato parts<br>
He has an internet startup<br>
It's like youtube but with dance videos<br>
There's a new character on the scene at Goodwill<br>
Who is it?<br>
I don't know his/her name<br>
What?<br>
It is a Transvestite Mennonite<br>
I had awkward pause seeking gender<br>
I blanked<br>
I needed to know boy or girl to return communication<br>
You should do a back bend
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MC Hammer">MC Hammer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MC Hammer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MC Hammer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the mist">the mist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the mist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the mist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/transvestite mennonite">transvestite mennonite</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/transvestite mennonite"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/transvestite mennonite.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/spider bite">spider bite</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/spider bite"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/spider bite.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/jaegermeister and bailey's">jaegermeister and bailey's</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/jaegermeister and bailey's"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/jaegermeister and bailey's.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 10:58:26 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:03</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-04-30.mp3
Show: #485
  Length: 28:03
  Size: 19.8 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

I pulled a muscle in my back
My</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>MC Hammer, the mist, transvestite mennonite, spider bite, jaegermeister and bailey's</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>back onthe floor. Not that busy 'round here.</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1660/back-onthe-floor-Not-that-busy-round-here_floor_hear.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2436647605/" title="back onthe floor. Not that busy 'round here."><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3017/2436647605_cf2c75edb4.jpg"   alt="back onthe floor. Not that busy 'round here." border=0 /></a></p>

<p>more people in the halls than the floor. though I hear the sessions are kind of full.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/floor">floor</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/floor"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/floor.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hear">hear</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hear"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hear.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sessions">sessions</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sessions"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sessions.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/than">than</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/than"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/than.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kind">kind</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kind"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kind.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2436647605/" title="back onthe floor. Not that busy 'round here."><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3017/2436647605_cf2c75edb4.jpg"   alt="back onthe floor. Not that busy 'round here." border=0 /></a></p>

<p>more people in the halls than the floor. though I hear the sessions are kind of full.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/floor">floor</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/floor"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/floor.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hear">hear</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hear"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hear.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sessions">sessions</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sessions"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sessions.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/than">than</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/than"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/than.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kind">kind</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kind"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kind.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:57:35 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1660</guid>

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more people in the halls than the floor. though I hear the sessions are kind of full.</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>floor, hear, sessions, than, kind</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>badged up and heading upstairs</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1654/badged-up-and-heading-upstairs_few_minutes.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
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<p>i hit the expo floor for a few minutes. some cool stuff to come back for.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/few">few</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/few"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/few.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/minutes">minutes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/minutes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/minutes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cool">cool</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cool"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cool.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/floor">floor</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/floor"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/floor.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>i hit the expo floor for a few minutes. some cool stuff to come back for.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/few">few</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/few"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/few.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/minutes">minutes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/minutes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/minutes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cool">cool</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cool"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cool.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/floor">floor</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/floor"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/floor.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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