bed | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for bed. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2013 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for bed. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for bed. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg bed | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for bed. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Smokers Oath, Snapshot, Parisian Bugs http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4643/Smokers-Oath-Snapshot-Parisian-Bugs_paris-roach_parisian-bed-bug.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Short on the notes . . .

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Short on the notes . . .

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Tags: paris roach parisian bed bug smokers oath snapshot ]]> Mon, 27 Sep 2010 22:20:36 -0500 28:47 tag:croncast.com,4643 Episode: #680 | Length: 28:47 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Short on the notes . . . no paris roach, parisian bed bug, smokers oath, snapshot, Laser Beams, Dog Bite Scars, Vacant Church Lot http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4606/Laser-Beams-Dog-Bite-Scars-Vacant-Church-Lot_scars_vacant-church.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Putting kids to bed
We talk scars
Like the do that bit me twice at 9
Vacant church lots
Drinking Draino
Laser Beam of Death
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Putting kids to bed
We talk scars
Like the do that bit me twice at 9
Vacant church lots
Drinking Draino
Laser Beam of Death
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Tags: scars vacant church draino laser beam of death ]]> Mon, 30 Aug 2010 21:38:20 -0500 25:03 tag:croncast.com,4606 Episode: #671 | Length: 25:03 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Putting kids to bed We talk scars Like the do that bit me twice at 9 Vacant church lots Drinking Draino Laser Beam of Death no scars, vacant church, draino, laser beam of death, The IDF, Tats and Tears, East River Paddle Surf http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4520/The-IDF-Tats-and-Tears-East-River-Paddle-Surf_friday-13_that-friday.php Length: 31:45
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Friday the 13th
No I won't get out of bed
Talk soft it won't know we're here
Call from the IDF
The International Doorman Federation
Tats and tears
Only Ivy League white people
Who paddle surfs on the East River?

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Friday the 13th
No I won't get out of bed
Talk soft it won't know we're here
Call from the IDF
The International Doorman Federation
Tats and tears
Only Ivy League white people
Who paddle surfs on the East River?

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Tags: friday 13 that friday the idf international doorman federation east river paddle surfing ]]> Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:05:30 -0500 31:45 tag:croncast.com,4520 Episode: #664 Length: 31:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Friday the 13th No I won't get out of bed Talk soft it won't know we're here Call from the IDF The International Doorman Federation Tats and tears Only Ivy League white people Who paddle surfs on the East River? no friday 13, that friday, the idf, international doorman federation, east river Pizza Origami, With Puppets, Lengua Burrito http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4441/Pizza-Origami-With-Puppets-Lengua-Burrito_lengua_pregnancy-test.php Length: 29:40
Format: mp3

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Bringing the lengua
I don't hold back on the tongue
The sad sack makes up for it
To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van
That is a worthy prize
The food here totally sucks
Pizza origami
Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito
The cat diet
Complain about the food
He would love tongue
And he's discreet
Carrying the Whole Foods bag
I care
That is what it is supposed to say
Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead
I've seen the photos of you too
It's the Facebook people
You're drooling on stuff
The fake Temperpedic bed
Pride in the individuality
My life would be better with puppets reenacting it
I want my waterproof tape
Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test

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Bringing the lengua
I don't hold back on the tongue
The sad sack makes up for it
To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van
That is a worthy prize
The food here totally sucks
Pizza origami
Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito
The cat diet
Complain about the food
He would love tongue
And he's discreet
Carrying the Whole Foods bag
I care
That is what it is supposed to say
Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead
I've seen the photos of you too
It's the Facebook people
You're drooling on stuff
The fake Temperpedic bed
Pride in the individuality
My life would be better with puppets reenacting it
I want my waterproof tape
Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test

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Tags: lengua pregnancy test waterproof tape pizza origami whole foods ]]> Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:45:04 -0500 29:40 tag:croncast.com,4441 Episode: #646 Length: 29:40 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Bringing the lengua I don't hold back on the tongue The sad sack makes up for it To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van That is a worthy prize The food here totally no lengua, pregnancy test, waterproof tape, pizza origami, whole foods Season 25 Episode 21: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4440/Season-25-Episode-21:-The-Croncast-Shorty_lengua_pregnancy-test.php Podcasts Length: 4:35
Format: mp3

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Bringing the lengua
I don't hold back on the tongue
The sad sack makes up for it
To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van
That is a worthy prize
The food here totally sucks
Pizza origami
Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito
The cat diet
Complain about the food
He would love tongue
And he's discreet
Carrying the Whole Foods bag
I care
That is what it is supposed to say
Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead
I've seen the photos of you too
It's the Facebook people
You're drooling on stuff
The fake Temperpedic bed
Pride in the individuality
My life would be better with puppets reenacting it
I want my waterproof tape
Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test

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Bringing the lengua
I don't hold back on the tongue
The sad sack makes up for it
To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there
So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van
That is a worthy prize
The food here totally sucks
Pizza origami
Leave it to NY to fuck up a burrito
The cat diet
Complain about the food
He would love tongue
And he's discreet
Carrying the Whole Foods bag
I care
That is what it is supposed to say
Just realized that you and Jeanie are the female Beavis and Butthead
I've seen the photos of you too
It's the Facebook people
You're drooling on stuff
The fake Temperpedic bed
Pride in the individuality
My life would be better with puppets reenacting it
I want my waterproof tape
Mid-twenties hipster buys a pregnancy test

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Tags: lengua pregnancy test waterproof tape pizza origami whole foods ]]> Wed, 30 Jun 2010 11:23:30 -0500 4:35 tag:croncast.com,4440 Episode: #646 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:35 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Bringing the lengua I don't hold back on the tongue The sad sack makes up for it To be depressed I'd have to climb a ladder to get there So I get a lengua burrito from the burrito van That is a worthy no lengua, pregnancy test, waterproof tape, pizza origami, whole foods Season 24 Ep 14: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4339/Season-24-Ep-14:-The-Croncast-Shorty_ASPCA-cat_doddering.php Podcasts Length: 4:03
Format: mp3

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Kicking it in the San Antonio
ASPCA cat eating the bed
Not a new animal
A shitzu mouth is not cleaner than a humans mouth
The hospital people told me so
The cat watcher
Why would you want to leave NY?
Buying all of the balloons at the fair
Rickshaws pulled by dogs
That would rule
15 sexy golden retrievers
Doddering bus surfers
Old people swearing is wrong
They're too cute or too old
The comics
Partying at the G
Winning your way to the Upper East Side
Trying harder to be fabulous
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Kicking it in the San Antonio
ASPCA cat eating the bed
Not a new animal
A shitzu mouth is not cleaner than a humans mouth
The hospital people told me so
The cat watcher
Why would you want to leave NY?
Buying all of the balloons at the fair
Rickshaws pulled by dogs
That would rule
15 sexy golden retrievers
Doddering bus surfers
Old people swearing is wrong
They're too cute or too old
The comics
Partying at the G
Winning your way to the Upper East Side
Trying harder to be fabulous
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: ASPCA cat doddering bus surfer upper east side san antonio ]]> Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:12:38 -0500 3:46 tag:croncast.com,4339 Episode: #613 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Kicking it in the San Antonio ASPCA cat eating the bed Not a new animal A shitzu mouth is not cleaner than a humans mouth The hospital people told me so The cat watcher Why would you want to leave NY? Buying all no ASPCA cat, doddering, bus surfer, upper east side, san antonio Panama Hats, Thrift Carnival, Suggestive Sales http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4295/Panama-Hats-Thrift-Carnival-Suggestive-Sales_suggestive-sales_cabbie-honk.php Podcasts Length: 25:36
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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Class wars in the street
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: suggestive sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Length: 25:36
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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Class wars in the street
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: suggestive sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:36:05 -0500 25:36 tag:croncast.com,4295 Episode: #606 Length: 25:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes in no suggestive sales, cabbie honk, thrift carnival, vhs tapes, turbo tax Season 24 Ep 06: Das Sampla http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4294/Season-24-Ep-06:-Das-Sampla_suggest-sales_cabbie-honk.php Podcasts Length: 3:48
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: suggest sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Length: 3:48
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: suggest sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:15:35 -0500 3:48 tag:croncast.com,4294 Episode: #606 Sampler Length: 3:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes no suggest sales, cabbie honk, thrift carnival, vhs tapes, turbo tax Partner Whiplash, Full Facemask, Psychic Dominance http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4258/Partner-Whiplash-Full-Facemask-Psychic-Dominance_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Podcasts Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:22:35 -0600 27:56 tag:croncast.com,4258 Show: #555 Length: 27:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Season 23 Ep 20: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4257/Season-23-Ep-20:-Croncast-Sampler_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Podcasts Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:10:43 -0600 4:58 tag:croncast.com,4257 Show: #555-Sampler Length: 4:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Workaholism, Valentines Day, The Two New Yorks http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4246/Workaholism-Valentines-Day-The-Two-New-Yorks_aspca_collecting-cans.php Podcasts Length: 30:04
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Length: 30:04
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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:51:03 -0600 30:02 tag:croncast.com,4246 Show: #549 Length: 30:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The Valentines Day is coming I won't forget, baby Anniversary, yes. This, no. Cards with hearts, what? You do work, work but I do the rest My workaholism smells like vodka While I watch reality shows Threatening them to go to bed If I no aspca, collecting cans, valentines day, VH1, reality shows Season 23 Ep 14: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4245/Season-23-Ep-14:-Croncast-Sampler_aspca_collecting-cans.php Podcasts Length: 4:02
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Length: 4:02
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:47:47 -0600 4:03 tag:croncast.com,4245 Show: #549-Sampler Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The Valentines Day is coming I won't forget, baby Anniversary, yes. This, no. Cards with hearts, what? You do work, work but I do the rest My workaholism smells like vodka While I watch reality shows Threatening them to go no aspca, collecting cans, valentines day, VH1, reality shows The Penthouse, Bedazzled Shirts, Purse Selling Zombies http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4224/The-Penthouse-Bedazzled-Shirts-Purse-Selling-Zombies_Pure-Las-Vegas_VIP.php Podcasts Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

I can't tell you the story off the show
There is safety on the show
A good tight story
Directors cut?
Just tell me the story
Three hundred people waiting to get in . . .
And then us
Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K'
It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded
All too much
The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over
Failed arena football player
Heading to the penthouse party
Yes, I'll take you up right now
I don't fit at all
The head neck move dance all together
We make our way in
Turns out it is a Penthouse part
Not a penthouse party
Was TMZ there?
They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in
Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in?
I was on the of the line
Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show
Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom
No, but they did let me know I might not get in
Leave you outside?
Yeah, but I totally understand
Gonna make it happen
I know that you know that I am impressed
You aren't making eye contact with me
We get into the VIP area
That was it
Didn't know what to do after that
Then the free drinks began
They brought out the Cristal
It was a cliche of cliches
Everyone is loving it
The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up
Every Ed Hardy design was represented
Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there
Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying
I took Maggie to a craft shop
Where?
On Canal Street
Nice
Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies
I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven
That's marriage
The store was half empty
Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas


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Tags: Pure Las Vegas VIP Penthouse Party schlumpy Ed hardy ]]> Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

I can't tell you the story off the show
There is safety on the show
A good tight story
Directors cut?
Just tell me the story
Three hundred people waiting to get in . . .
And then us
Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K'
It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded
All too much
The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over
Failed arena football player
Heading to the penthouse party
Yes, I'll take you up right now
I don't fit at all
The head neck move dance all together
We make our way in
Turns out it is a Penthouse part
Not a penthouse party
Was TMZ there?
They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in
Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in?
I was on the of the line
Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show
Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom
No, but they did let me know I might not get in
Leave you outside?
Yeah, but I totally understand
Gonna make it happen
I know that you know that I am impressed
You aren't making eye contact with me
We get into the VIP area
That was it
Didn't know what to do after that
Then the free drinks began
They brought out the Cristal
It was a cliche of cliches
Everyone is loving it
The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up
Every Ed Hardy design was represented
Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there
Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying
I took Maggie to a craft shop
Where?
On Canal Street
Nice
Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies
I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven
That's marriage
The store was half empty
Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas


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Tags: Pure Las Vegas VIP Penthouse Party schlumpy Ed hardy ]]> Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:44:52 -0600 28:05 tag:croncast.com,4224 Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane no Pure Las Vegas, VIP, Penthouse Party, schlumpy, Ed hardy sunday in central park http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4104/sunday-in-central-park_central_park.php Blog sunday in central park

we spent most of saturday with the kids and their friends at central park climbing on rocks. well, they climbed while i took some photos and watched unemployed execs dressed as clowns pursue their dreams of clown stardom.



Tags: central park dressed execs unemployed ]]>sunday in central park

we spent most of saturday with the kids and their friends at central park climbing on rocks. well, they climbed while i took some photos and watched unemployed execs dressed as clowns pursue their dreams of clown stardom.



Tags: central park dressed execs unemployed ]]> Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:44:59 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4104 we spent most of saturday with the kids and their friends at central park climbing on rocks. well, they climbed while i took some photos and watched unemployed execs dressed as clowns pursue their dreams of clown stardom. no central, park, dressed, execs, unemployed sit on bedford http://www.croncast.com/rssk/2059/sit-on-bedford_bedford_sit.php Blog sit on bedford



Tags: bedford sit ]]>sit on bedford



Tags: bedford sit ]]> Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:43:49 -0500 tag:croncast.com,2059 no bedford, sit, , , Season 22 Ep 08: Naperville Buh Bye, Speedy in pocket, Flying over tornados http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1965/Season-22-Ep-08:-Naperville-Buh-Bye-Speedy-in-pocket-Flying-over-tornados_Naperville_limousine.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-08-31 Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3
Show: #534
Length: 30:18
Size: 27.8 mb
Format: mp3

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Let the reboot begin
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped
It's the real deal
They heard the show
The offer was pulled
It pre-dated even their interest in our home
So much conflict from it we had to stop
Hard finding buyers
You guys knew all about the crazy
They didn't just call up
She furnished a transcript
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline
They knew we were in a bind
How can you be special when the whole world knows?
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge
Enough of this crap
Picking back up where we left off . . .
Leaving Naperville
The car arrives to take us way
You can't tell that story yet
The New York story has to wait
"I am a rock star," Elliot
What do we move with - 6 suitcases
Getting on a jet plane
House hadn't closed yet
No place to live
Not a job offer
Finding new homes for dogs
Missing the four legged family members
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house
Grabbing Speedy
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."
Wasn't that weird for me
Airport hotel
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing
I had a four bedroom house
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab


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Tags: Naperville limousine hermit crab speedy ]]>Croncast 2009-08-31 Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3
Show: #534
Length: 30:18
Size: 27.8 mb
Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Let the reboot begin
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped
It's the real deal
They heard the show
The offer was pulled
It pre-dated even their interest in our home
So much conflict from it we had to stop
Hard finding buyers
You guys knew all about the crazy
They didn't just call up
She furnished a transcript
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline
They knew we were in a bind
How can you be special when the whole world knows?
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge
Enough of this crap
Picking back up where we left off . . .
Leaving Naperville
The car arrives to take us way
You can't tell that story yet
The New York story has to wait
"I am a rock star," Elliot
What do we move with - 6 suitcases
Getting on a jet plane
House hadn't closed yet
No place to live
Not a job offer
Finding new homes for dogs
Missing the four legged family members
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house
Grabbing Speedy
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."
Wasn't that weird for me
Airport hotel
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing
I had a four bedroom house
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab


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Tags: Naperville limousine hermit crab speedy ]]> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:15:12 -0500 30:18 tag:croncast.com,1965 Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3 Show: #534 Length: 30:18 Size: 27.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Let the reboot begin Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds Betsy breaks no Naperville, limousine, hermit crab, speedy, Structured Data: Follow-Up to Palegroove Blog Post http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1964/Structured-Data:-Follow-Up-to-Palegroove-Blog-Post_RSS-SEO_structured-data.php Blog Improving your SEO with RSS in 3 easy steps," I shared some insight about how to setup your RSS feed URL's so that they are search engine friendly. After reading the post again, well, I missed explaining why search spiders like feeds so much. The answer is structured data.

PC Magazine defines structured data as, "Data that resides in fixed fields within a record or file. Relational databases and spreadsheets are examples of structured data. Contrast with unstructured data." I'm sure a future revised version will include XML or RSS ;-).

When your content is placed into feeds it has the benefit of being described by a template - structured data. It is described by elements in the feed the same as mine, CNN.com, Apple, Microsoft or anyone else with a RSS feed. RSS is the ubiquitous, defacto standard for syndication. The simplicity of RSS as a standard to describe your content's title, description, dates, content, enclosures, etc makes it a magic API for search engines, developers and database administrators. Your website doesn't do this. It is full of unstructured data.

On your site the post titles could be in a h1-6 tag, div or a legacy table cell with a style applied to it. This makes it harder for search engines to understand your content. Sure, there are insanely engineered algorithms that are in place to create associations between the content on your site and the code that is used to display it, but RSS makes it uniform and much easier for search companies to cache, categorize, rank and re-syndicate your ideas. The primary reason is that the feed describes the data types instead ot telling a browser how to display it.

So, like I said in the last post, "Treat your feeds with the same care that you do your pages," with the caveat that maybe you need to treat them better because the next iteration of the web is being built on structured data.

Tags: RSS SEO structured data feeds seo ]]>Improving your SEO with RSS in 3 easy steps," I shared some insight about how to setup your RSS feed URL's so that they are search engine friendly. After reading the post again, well, I missed explaining why search spiders like feeds so much. The answer is structured data.

PC Magazine defines structured data as, "Data that resides in fixed fields within a record or file. Relational databases and spreadsheets are examples of structured data. Contrast with unstructured data." I'm sure a future revised version will include XML or RSS ;-).

When your content is placed into feeds it has the benefit of being described by a template - structured data. It is described by elements in the feed the same as mine, CNN.com, Apple, Microsoft or anyone else with a RSS feed. RSS is the ubiquitous, defacto standard for syndication. The simplicity of RSS as a standard to describe your content's title, description, dates, content, enclosures, etc makes it a magic API for search engines, developers and database administrators. Your website doesn't do this. It is full of unstructured data.

On your site the post titles could be in a h1-6 tag, div or a legacy table cell with a style applied to it. This makes it harder for search engines to understand your content. Sure, there are insanely engineered algorithms that are in place to create associations between the content on your site and the code that is used to display it, but RSS makes it uniform and much easier for search companies to cache, categorize, rank and re-syndicate your ideas. The primary reason is that the feed describes the data types instead ot telling a browser how to display it.

So, like I said in the last post, "Treat your feeds with the same care that you do your pages," with the caveat that maybe you need to treat them better because the next iteration of the web is being built on structured data.

Tags: RSS SEO structured data feeds seo ]]> Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:02:54 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1964 In the my previous post at Palegroove, "Improving your SEO with RSS in 3 easy steps," I shared some insight about how to setup your RSS feed URL's so that they are search engine friendly. After reading the post again, well, I missed explaining why search spiders like feeds so much. The answer is structured data. PC Magazine no RSS SEO, structured data, feeds, seo, Think differently about RSS and its uses http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1950/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses_flickr_live-photo-blogging.php Blog
Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.

I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.

Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.

First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like Flickr, Seesmic and Tumblr offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier.

Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to Twitter. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.

How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.

In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.

Here's how it goes down:

1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title
2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also
3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet
4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter
5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go
6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script
7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo

What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery

Summary: Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!

Tags: flickr live photo blogging RSS as API seesmic tumblr twitter ]]>
Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.

I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.

Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.

First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like Flickr, Seesmic and Tumblr offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier.

Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to Twitter. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.

How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.

In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.

Here's how it goes down:

1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title
2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also
3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet
4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter
5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go
6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script
7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo

What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery

Summary: Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!

Tags: flickr live photo blogging RSS as API seesmic tumblr twitter ]]> Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:18:54 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1950 It's been quite a while since I wrote a blog post and it was time to get down with the reality that some things can't be said in 140 characters or less. Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she no flickr, live photo blogging, RSS as API, seesmic, tumblr Season 21 Ep 25: The Breadwinner, Unhandicapped Joke, You'd Love it Here http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1946/Season-21-Ep-25:-The-Breadwinner-Unhandicapped-Joke-Youd-Love-it-Here_Prada_Store-SOHO.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-04-13 Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3
Show: #525
Length: 32:37
Size: 30.1 mb
Format: mp3

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Where the shows been?
I'm not well
Hear it in the voice
Why do men get sicker than women?
It is like quantum mechanical
Betsy, he looks really bad
No one was validating
You had a temp of 98.6
That's high for me
Legitimately sick and you just make fun of me
I talked with two people this week
That's it
It manifested as fevers, rashes, sweats, bumps
Let's give the run down
New IRS debt, no longer employed by BlogTalkRadio, starting a new business
Venture Capital is tight and requires travel
Betsy lays it all down . . . what I've learned in comedy . . . so far
Well, you are being paid
That $40 a week is going to take us through
You gotta finish strong
I picked the handicapped guy and made the most inappropriate joke
Well, the audience knew he was handicap . . . but I didn't
Later in the show my pants starts falling down
No laughs at this either
Here I am walking down the street
So what's going on with you guys then?
I'm not going to list it out again
Follow Kris on twitter
Join the Croncast Facebook group
We come around the pillars
There are people just smoking
Blowing smoke in tourists faces
Out of the corner of my eye I see these guys
Then hear, "You got this one, Phil?"
Flicks his cigarette
He's doing the new york fast walk
Of course the cop didn't care
What are you doing in SOHO with a hot dog cart in front of the Prada store?
The place of small dogs, tall women and street vendors on crack
I think you would love New York, Betsy
Sure I almost got robbed
But I even love the filthy, dirty New York
It's got high energy


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Tags: Prada Store SOHO breadwinner NYC kidrobot ]]>Croncast 2009-04-13 Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3
Show: #525
Length: 32:37
Size: 30.1 mb
Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Where the shows been?
I'm not well
Hear it in the voice
Why do men get sicker than women?
It is like quantum mechanical
Betsy, he looks really bad
No one was validating
You had a temp of 98.6
That's high for me
Legitimately sick and you just make fun of me
I talked with two people this week
That's it
It manifested as fevers, rashes, sweats, bumps
Let's give the run down
New IRS debt, no longer employed by BlogTalkRadio, starting a new business
Venture Capital is tight and requires travel
Betsy lays it all down . . . what I've learned in comedy . . . so far
Well, you are being paid
That $40 a week is going to take us through
You gotta finish strong
I picked the handicapped guy and made the most inappropriate joke
Well, the audience knew he was handicap . . . but I didn't
Later in the show my pants starts falling down
No laughs at this either
Here I am walking down the street
So what's going on with you guys then?
I'm not going to list it out again
Follow Kris on twitter
Join the Croncast Facebook group
We come around the pillars
There are people just smoking
Blowing smoke in tourists faces
Out of the corner of my eye I see these guys
Then hear, "You got this one, Phil?"
Flicks his cigarette
He's doing the new york fast walk
Of course the cop didn't care
What are you doing in SOHO with a hot dog cart in front of the Prada store?
The place of small dogs, tall women and street vendors on crack
I think you would love New York, Betsy
Sure I almost got robbed
But I even love the filthy, dirty New York
It's got high energy


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Tags: Prada Store SOHO breadwinner NYC kidrobot ]]> Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:45:36 -0500 32:47 tag:croncast.com,1946 Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3 Show: #525 Length: 32:37 Size: 30.1 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Where the shows been? I'm not well Hear it in the voice Why do men get sicker than women? It is like quantum mechanical Betsy, he looks really bad No one was validating You had a temp of no Prada, Store SOHO, breadwinner, NYC, kidrobot Season 21 Ep 08: Where is everybody, Blue Book, Not well http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1924/Season-21-Ep-08:-Where-is-everybody-Blue-Book-Not-well_kelly-blue-book_dealership.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-02-04 Croncast - 2009-02-04.mp3
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Length: 23:57
Size: 22mb
Format: mp3

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Length: 23:57
Size: 22mb
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I'm heading to bed
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Tags: kelly blue book dealership chipotle economy ]]> Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:42:21 -0600 23:57 tag:croncast.com,1924 Croncast - 2009-02-04.mp3 Show: #508 Length: 23:57 Size: 22mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com No show notes, I'm sick I'm heading to bed Glad I built scheduled posting into this thing! no kelly blue book, dealership, chipotle, economy, Thank you for letting us entertain you! http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1881/Thank-you-for-letting-us-entertain-you!_Croncast_500-shows.php Blog
We've had a great time since November of 2004 putting out shows. The rewards from doing this show are too numerous to list but the few that stand out are meeting so many great listeners and fellow podcasters through the years. You guys have shared many insights with us and let us know that our experiences aren't so dissimilar from your own.

The best part is that we aren't done creating shows!

Starting on June 27th, 2008 we will still be cranking them out 3 times a week at Life in the Can, but with a special twist. We'll also be producing a weekly episode that is the best of all three shows from that week, with a special twist.

Yep, I wrote that twice.

The weekly episode will use the previous three episodes like they were brainstorming sessions and we'll pick the best bits and re-record them. We want to push ourselves in another direction and utilize the same skills that I have used for years producing audio for clients. It's time to try something new with our own show.

For the next few months you'll be able to get the new shows through the regular Croncast RSS feeds so that you won't have to resubscribe to the new show right away, though, I'd recommend it. You'll be able to decide which of the shows you'd like to receive.

One last thing, our entire Croncast archive will remain online for the foreseeable future so that anyone can enjoy the shows.

We hope that you'll join us over at Life in the Can in a couple weeks and get your laughing fix with Betsy and Mr. B.

Thanks to you for making this so much fun!

Tags: Croncast 500 shows Kris Smith Betsy Smith Life in the Can ]]>
We've had a great time since November of 2004 putting out shows. The rewards from doing this show are too numerous to list but the few that stand out are meeting so many great listeners and fellow podcasters through the years. You guys have shared many insights with us and let us know that our experiences aren't so dissimilar from your own.

The best part is that we aren't done creating shows!

Starting on June 27th, 2008 we will still be cranking them out 3 times a week at Life in the Can, but with a special twist. We'll also be producing a weekly episode that is the best of all three shows from that week, with a special twist.

Yep, I wrote that twice.

The weekly episode will use the previous three episodes like they were brainstorming sessions and we'll pick the best bits and re-record them. We want to push ourselves in another direction and utilize the same skills that I have used for years producing audio for clients. It's time to try something new with our own show.

For the next few months you'll be able to get the new shows through the regular Croncast RSS feeds so that you won't have to resubscribe to the new show right away, though, I'd recommend it. You'll be able to decide which of the shows you'd like to receive.

One last thing, our entire Croncast archive will remain online for the foreseeable future so that anyone can enjoy the shows.

We hope that you'll join us over at Life in the Can in a couple weeks and get your laughing fix with Betsy and Mr. B.

Thanks to you for making this so much fun!

Tags: Croncast 500 shows Kris Smith Betsy Smith Life in the Can ]]> Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:38:57 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1881 Most of you knew that we were putting the brakes on this beast, but for those of you that didn't or are catching up . . . we hit our 500th episode and are putting Croncast to bed. We've had a great time since November of 2004 putting out shows. The rewards from doing this show are too numerous to list but the few that stand out are no Croncast, 500 shows, Kris Smith, Betsy Smith, Life in the Can the last one http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1853/the-last-one_old_fords.php Blog the last one

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Tags: robed decade garb coolest millennials ]]> Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:52:28 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1843 his dependents have taken over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials. no robed, decade, garb, coolest, millennials Kosso and Phreadz get some 1938 Media love http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1810/Kosso-and-Phreadz-get-some-1938-Media-love_Kosso_Loren-Feldman.php Blog

For our non-nerd audience you might not have ever heard of Kosso, general purveyor and developer of internet goodness, this video will help.

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For our non-nerd audience you might not have ever heard of Kosso, general purveyor and developer of internet goodness, this video will help.

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