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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 28, 2006

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 06:31:08 -0500

Croncast - 2006-08-28.mp3

Show: #268
Length: 34:22
Size: 23.6 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris August 28, 2006

Oh there is a new sound in town
Betsy is grumping about having to breath
The light glaring off your head is burning my retinas and making me sleepy
The evolution in razors
You would have been a wooly monster
The terminal point of beard growing
I don't know my terminal length
The fifth blade removes the top layer of skin
The worst mother dig of all time from Betsy
Lips doth did part
Today has been a crazy day
I told the man it was a weird day
Kris missed saving a family of 4 that drove into a lake somehow
It is a fake lake to supply a subdivision waterfall
Kris sort of saw it happen
With CopmUSA closing I was preoccupied
I hear the sounds from the accident and agray flash through the neighbors houses
I was looking the wrong way when we drove by, didn't think of the lake
Well, I didn't hear them screaming . . . they were drowning
As they are gasping their lasts breaths pressed against the window
Betsy says I'm cold
Kris did save the family
When homeless get a Costco card to eat samples to sustain
Betys goes off and buys $30 in steaks
Usually it is mad cow in a tube
So Barb adds the seasoning, turns on grill, to clean it turns it on high and then has a martini
Grill is now set to high
20 minutes goes by and she heads out to put steaks
Opens the door and uses panic voice
"You have to tell Kris to come right away . . . well, theres a fire. Thank you," then closes the door
Betsy rouses me from the basement with the work "Fire"
Stay in the basement because it's safe even though there is a fire
The Goodwill grill is now in full flame burning off all the grease from the trap
The charred chunky collector flaming and the top are ball of flames and black smoke
Kris asks for the baking soda
I asked for fire extinguisher right now . . . Betsy threw it out
Betsy says it didn't look good and didn't match
Any fire extinguisher is better than none
Betsy hands me the Morton Salt instead of the Trader Joe's sea salt grinder
Saved by neighbor Jack and his fire extinguisher
As soon as hose melts to tank I am going to die in an explosion
With 911 on call waiting my mother-in-law clicks over to Vicky
He saved our house . . . he saved Croncast
Betsy finally finds our extinguisher in the garage
Finally doused it in water to cool it down to turn off the gas
The grill cleaned up ok but I don't think we'll ever use it again
Then Kris was swarmed by bees
It will go straight to my brain
Betsy gets in more about her steaks
If I had saved other family I still would be filling out reports and my family would have died
Message to you: Go out and buy some fire extinguishers to keep at home.
We talk about the end of our week last . . . podcasting production
The stress level has gone way down thanks to Palegroove the cause of the stress
Wanting podcast contracts to happen
It is a really big project that will be a ton of fun
Writing down your goals can make a huge difference in your life
Many people think podcasts cost $100 to produce . . . not even close with your own equipment
Kris is speaking at the Portable Media Expo and then I'll fill in the podcasting bits
3 Croncast T's are on the table for production
PhilipZ is holding it down with Handle Moxie

1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - *New* Listener or Get a Handle (current listener)
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies those with a "Handle")
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!

Tags: Goodwill grill Costco meat Portable Media Expo fire extinguisher

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 133

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 15:57:49 -0500

Croncast - 2005-10-10.mp3

Show: #174
Length: 23:59
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 11.0 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 133

CONTEST WINNER IS: Jim Flanagan with "Blind Date".

Sorry to make everyone wait for the show today. You see it is Christopher Columbus day and we are strict observers of this national holiday.

Show Notes

Betsy is being disemboweled from the inside out by a virus
The evil Applebees carside to go not curbside
Drawing for the winner with lame sound effects
Jim with the "Blind Date" story
Kitty beds for the inner bestailist at valentines
No he is not a babillionaire
Cheap coffee comes from New Orleans
I profess the boom of Starbucks
Elliot says "I going to eat . . . "
"Mama don't put me in the trunk again"
They say the worst thing at the worst time
Filthy Rich Cattle drive

Yahoo gets on board with podcasting
Our spot at Yahoo leave some reviews!
The playing field begins to level again - thanks Yahoo (still not perfect though)
Betsy whines over intestinal pain
Betsy the Us Weekly junkie
She says we are just like Nick and Jessica, holding it together for the show
Weight Watcher is a Midwest deal
Maggie says her first word last week "Mama"
Betsy thinks Kris turning 31 in a month is funny
She will turn 17 according to her Mexican birth certificate
The stretch marks and her salty sailor hands will giver her away
Collagen and Botox for my hands
Kris's sharp shins and beautiful feet
Singles can figure out how to fix themselves by getting married

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