belongs | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for belongs. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2010 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for belongs. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for belongs. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg belongs | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for belongs. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove another look http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1811/another-look_belongs_yours.php Blog another look

in the last close up you could really see betsy in her face, but this furrowed brow belongs to yours truly.



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in the last close up you could really see betsy in her face, but this furrowed brow belongs to yours truly.



Tags: belongs yours truly brow furrowed ]]> Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:37:34 -0400 tag:croncast.com,1811 in the last close up you could really see betsy in her face, but this furrowed brow belongs to yours truly. no belongs, yours, truly, brow, furrowed Let me see . . . http://www.croncast.com/rssk/971/Let-me-see---_guess_bathroom.php Blog Let me see . . .

Which one of these still belongs in an airplane bathroom?

You get one guess.



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Which one of these still belongs in an airplane bathroom?

You get one guess.



Tags: guess bathroom airplane belongs ]]> Sun, 16 Sep 2007 17:21:10 -0400 tag:croncast.com,971 Which one of these still belongs in an airplane bathroom? You get one guess. no guess, bathroom, airplane, belongs, Betsy and her husband Kris May 16, 2007 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/750/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-May-16-2007_escaped-goat_goriever.php Podcasts Croncast 2007-05-16 align= Croncast - 2007-05-16.mp3
Show: #363
Length: 26:52
Size: 18.4mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 16, 2007

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Betsy is in selling mode and looking around all crazy
Even my Wheat Crisps from Trader Joe's is looking marketable
Elliot's got his IEP (some mumbo jumbo for meeting about your child) today
We're dropping Gigi off at her sisters so we can be childless and focus
Flyers under the shield at Wal-Mart for illegal slaughter house
Not since becoming a suburbanite have I seen a huge plunky dunky goat
They got the crazy eyes
Sitting there licking it's cloven hooves
"Moma, pet"
When goats attack
Oh, my god you have to call 911
There's a goat in front yard!
It's unusual, but a goat in your yard is an emergency
The goat hunkered down behind the cozy coupe
Could be injured and vicious
The goat had to come from the crazy farm on 87th
I'm putting goats on my front lawn
And next to that RV parking for off season parking
I'm ok with it
More people being held at Gitmo than the town I grew up in
Yeah, you are crazy Betsy
Here's the part that makes you crazy
Elliot's IEP . . . Betsy starts telling the goat story
"Guess what I saw this morning . . . a GOAT!"
We were there for 45 minutes and you told the goat story 4 times!
Elliot's special education teacher even got the goat story
In the meeting with 5 teachers she busts it out again
In the meantime Vickie's got 3 kids and a goat in her yard
It could have had babies
It could have had sex with a golden retriever and made gorievers
Animal control shows up and says it belongs to the farm
They said, "Stand back. Goats are dangerous."
I may go and apply for it, Kris
We could do a freelance goat retrieval business
I want a uniform with a patch
They wander the forest preserve
Evidently the goats freak if they hit the pavement
They go "bo honky" . . . coined by Betsy
All the neighborhood kids show up to watch
Can you imagine having a baby in you with horns?
Duct tape that fence together
"You may want to cover the children's eyes"
What did you say to Maggie?
She can't say 'goat' so she was saying 'doat'
Where's the 'doat'?
Now the environmental clean up company needs to come back and clean up pooh
The hobby farm guy doesn't want to come and get his goat
Betsy won't let me have the drink I ordered
Thanks for the call Dave about tickets for the live event . . . The Comedy Shrine will not be selling tickets for the event it is up to us to get it set up. We will have something ready by next Monday and let you know!

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Tags: escaped goat goriever cloven hooves The Comedy Shrine IEP ]]>Croncast 2007-05-16 align= Croncast - 2007-05-16.mp3
Show: #363
Length: 26:52
Size: 18.4mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 16, 2007

Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.

Betsy is in selling mode and looking around all crazy
Even my Wheat Crisps from Trader Joe's is looking marketable
Elliot's got his IEP (some mumbo jumbo for meeting about your child) today
We're dropping Gigi off at her sisters so we can be childless and focus
Flyers under the shield at Wal-Mart for illegal slaughter house
Not since becoming a suburbanite have I seen a huge plunky dunky goat
They got the crazy eyes
Sitting there licking it's cloven hooves
"Moma, pet"
When goats attack
Oh, my god you have to call 911
There's a goat in front yard!
It's unusual, but a goat in your yard is an emergency
The goat hunkered down behind the cozy coupe
Could be injured and vicious
The goat had to come from the crazy farm on 87th
I'm putting goats on my front lawn
And next to that RV parking for off season parking
I'm ok with it
More people being held at Gitmo than the town I grew up in
Yeah, you are crazy Betsy
Here's the part that makes you crazy
Elliot's IEP . . . Betsy starts telling the goat story
"Guess what I saw this morning . . . a GOAT!"
We were there for 45 minutes and you told the goat story 4 times!
Elliot's special education teacher even got the goat story
In the meeting with 5 teachers she busts it out again
In the meantime Vickie's got 3 kids and a goat in her yard
It could have had babies
It could have had sex with a golden retriever and made gorievers
Animal control shows up and says it belongs to the farm
They said, "Stand back. Goats are dangerous."
I may go and apply for it, Kris
We could do a freelance goat retrieval business
I want a uniform with a patch
They wander the forest preserve
Evidently the goats freak if they hit the pavement
They go "bo honky" . . . coined by Betsy
All the neighborhood kids show up to watch
Can you imagine having a baby in you with horns?
Duct tape that fence together
"You may want to cover the children's eyes"
What did you say to Maggie?
She can't say 'goat' so she was saying 'doat'
Where's the 'doat'?
Now the environmental clean up company needs to come back and clean up pooh
The hobby farm guy doesn't want to come and get his goat
Betsy won't let me have the drink I ordered
Thanks for the call Dave about tickets for the live event . . . The Comedy Shrine will not be selling tickets for the event it is up to us to get it set up. We will have something ready by next Monday and let you know!

Audience Survey, please fill this out for us
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page



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Tags: escaped goat goriever cloven hooves The Comedy Shrine IEP ]]> Wed, 16 May 2007 07:25:07 -0400 26:52 tag:croncast.com,750 no escaped goat, goriever, cloven hooves, The Comedy Shrine, IEP Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/139/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-159_Gigi_bedazzled.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-03-15 Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3

Show: #203
Length: 36:39
Size: 25.6 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159

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Show Notes

There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house.
Bedazzled like a peacok
He was in to that sort of thing
Be my wife
"No. You gotta be fucking kidding me."
Mean from day one
We can party but not get married
The large amount of earings in my head
The head peircing
My brother head hole is full of more holes
Making podcasts in Gie Gie's environs
Basement is ex-grubby and looks like it belongs to someone else
The old folding doors were us
We just don't take care of anything
Dog hair, legos, dust, crunched up baby food and crackers - home
Ben is making Kris look really bad
The Lincoln is for sale and the crazies are calling
They started calling at 6:10 a.m.
Baby stomach shorr off
Putting Ben on staff
What 30 year old needs a PSP?
I do!
The faucet
Wal-mart is not evil, just then tenets are
Elliot is obsessed with concept of the devil right now
What we really paid for the kitchen faucet
Guilty for buying it? Nope, it is art
You didn't give me shit. I bought that with my money.
The garbage man hates us
Betsy watches him out the window, even today
You said, "I wear double X jeans . . . that is all I am getting out of this."
Will you marry me? Yes, she says.
No faucet without Kris.

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Tags: Gigi bedazzled PSP Lincoln faucet ]]>Croncast 2006-03-15 Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3

Show: #203
Length: 36:39
Size: 25.6 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159

If you have a moment and iTunes Leave a comment - this will help to spread the word about the show!

Show Notes

There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house.
Bedazzled like a peacok
He was in to that sort of thing
Be my wife
"No. You gotta be fucking kidding me."
Mean from day one
We can party but not get married
The large amount of earings in my head
The head peircing
My brother head hole is full of more holes
Making podcasts in Gie Gie's environs
Basement is ex-grubby and looks like it belongs to someone else
The old folding doors were us
We just don't take care of anything
Dog hair, legos, dust, crunched up baby food and crackers - home
Ben is making Kris look really bad
The Lincoln is for sale and the crazies are calling
They started calling at 6:10 a.m.
Baby stomach shorr off
Putting Ben on staff
What 30 year old needs a PSP?
I do!
The faucet
Wal-mart is not evil, just then tenets are
Elliot is obsessed with concept of the devil right now
What we really paid for the kitchen faucet
Guilty for buying it? Nope, it is art
You didn't give me shit. I bought that with my money.
The garbage man hates us
Betsy watches him out the window, even today
You said, "I wear double X jeans . . . that is all I am getting out of this."
Will you marry me? Yes, she says.
No faucet without Kris.

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Tags: Gigi bedazzled PSP Lincoln faucet ]]> Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:26:12 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,139 Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3 Show: #203 Length: 36:39 Size: 25.6 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159 If you have a moment and iTunes Leave a comment - this will help to spread the word about the show! Show Notes There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house. Bedazzled like a peacok He was no Gigi, bedazzled, PSP, Lincoln, faucet Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/173/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-143_betsy_kris.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-11-01 Croncast - 2005-11-01.mp3

Show: #184
Length: 37:48
Size: 25.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143

Show Notes

------------------------------------------
Betsy's eBay listings link

TheSmithMall

------------------------------------------

Show intro
Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins)
I am Betsy's bitch
I make her air pop popcorn
Betsy has scaley feet
Betsy wants a pedicure
Putting up a picture of Kris' feet would get us thousands of hits
They would all be men pleasuring themselves until they find out that they are attached to a man with a beard
Betsy is ready to pimp me out instead of podcast
Creeped out spending the dough, dirty stripper money
Kris is still eating the same value meal
Men are too fat when they can no longer see penis in shower
Betsy is watching Oprah again, "Launch your own comeback"
Not wearing makeup
Princess Betsy with lipstick
Bird with plumage
Sexy male birds
Stuffing myself with food to not see penis to keep temptations at bay
Penn and Teller
Betsy's reality shows are now overlapping
Ulga's, Pink Cheeks, hair removal
The Girls Next Door, the Playboy show terrible name
The girls went to get waxes
Adult inside jokes in G and PG movies
Robots, "I get the Brazilian because it makes me feel like it is a fiesta everyday."
What happens when 6 year Ginny says that to her teacher?
PBS whoring out it's cartoon characters for cash
Euphemisms for bodily functions
Kris grew up next to the Montezumas
Kris gets the Hamburger Helper Star of the day
Keys, Cell Phone, Jumpdrive in the left pocket
Wallet, money, change in the right pocket
What you don't know about people you marry until they reveal things many years later
Kris won't call for pizza
I do it for organization
Betsy is going to buy me a girdle so I can see junk again
Having an attack
Don't rock my pocket world
Divorce of the pockets
Betsy's cough for lingers from the sore throat
I'll eat it, but food with hair from the animal that it belongs to are way too gross
Eating a chicken wing and flossing at the same time
I try to Betsy kudos for her meal cooking and somehow it goes back to me throwing a man fit of somekind
Buying a can of Ragu from Walgreens
Reasons housewifedom have come to suit Betsy
Cleaning a house with two screaming kids
Short shout outs for the night, Betsy will get crafty with them for Friday
Croncast has the best listeners
Betsy can't tell me about the poverty book anymore
Female donations

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Tags: betsy kris croncast pocket feet ]]>Croncast 2005-11-01 Croncast - 2005-11-01.mp3

Show: #184
Length: 37:48
Size: 25.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143

Show Notes

------------------------------------------
Betsy's eBay listings link

TheSmithMall

------------------------------------------

Show intro
Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins)
I am Betsy's bitch
I make her air pop popcorn
Betsy has scaley feet
Betsy wants a pedicure
Putting up a picture of Kris' feet would get us thousands of hits
They would all be men pleasuring themselves until they find out that they are attached to a man with a beard
Betsy is ready to pimp me out instead of podcast
Creeped out spending the dough, dirty stripper money
Kris is still eating the same value meal
Men are too fat when they can no longer see penis in shower
Betsy is watching Oprah again, "Launch your own comeback"
Not wearing makeup
Princess Betsy with lipstick
Bird with plumage
Sexy male birds
Stuffing myself with food to not see penis to keep temptations at bay
Penn and Teller
Betsy's reality shows are now overlapping
Ulga's, Pink Cheeks, hair removal
The Girls Next Door, the Playboy show terrible name
The girls went to get waxes
Adult inside jokes in G and PG movies
Robots, "I get the Brazilian because it makes me feel like it is a fiesta everyday."
What happens when 6 year Ginny says that to her teacher?
PBS whoring out it's cartoon characters for cash
Euphemisms for bodily functions
Kris grew up next to the Montezumas
Kris gets the Hamburger Helper Star of the day
Keys, Cell Phone, Jumpdrive in the left pocket
Wallet, money, change in the right pocket
What you don't know about people you marry until they reveal things many years later
Kris won't call for pizza
I do it for organization
Betsy is going to buy me a girdle so I can see junk again
Having an attack
Don't rock my pocket world
Divorce of the pockets
Betsy's cough for lingers from the sore throat
I'll eat it, but food with hair from the animal that it belongs to are way too gross
Eating a chicken wing and flossing at the same time
I try to Betsy kudos for her meal cooking and somehow it goes back to me throwing a man fit of somekind
Buying a can of Ragu from Walgreens
Reasons housewifedom have come to suit Betsy
Cleaning a house with two screaming kids
Short shout outs for the night, Betsy will get crafty with them for Friday
Croncast has the best listeners
Betsy can't tell me about the poverty book anymore
Female donations

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Tags: betsy kris croncast pocket feet ]]> Wed, 02 Nov 2005 07:05:16 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,173 Croncast - 2005-11-01.mp3 Show: #184 Length: 37:48 Size: 25.9 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143 Show Notes ------------------------------------------ Betsy's eBay listings link TheSmithMall ------------------------------------------ Show intro Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins) I am no betsy, kris, croncast, pocket, feet Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/303/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-24_betsy_kris.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-01-19 Croncast - 2005-01-19.mp3

Show: #56
Length: 23:59
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 10.9 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24

On today's show Betsy and I tear it up, cut a rug. I don't know quite where this show places in all the other shows that we have done but it was fun to do.

Today's Show

Intro
My co-pilot in life - Elizabeth Smith
It's show and tell day, where's the man's
The crotch of the Lincoln
Thanks Tech-N-Tunes
Techie's need to Unionize!!!!!
Shiny and white
Baby doctor this morning
Insist on weighing pregnant women
Expecting a bigger baby . . . 6 lbs ain't right
What is a snowmobile . . . Ben knows
Premiere of Sled Head Radio - www.sledheadradio.com
Sites go down and I lose it
I would marry Betsy all over again
Where isn't the internet
If Kris makes $5 million he's divorcing Betsy
Marlboro catalog and coolers
Caffeine junkies need NoDoz suppositories
Betsy isn't going to nurse as long
The man can eat and he is growing like boom
The destruction of our pluralistic culture . . . polo shirts or computers
Waste management guy with roses
Betsy takes on chat room nerds
Take the energy out of it
Betsy is evil today
The discussion board that Betsy belongs to exists because of sex
Everyone will agree with Kris
There is one guy on this list for strollers
Betsy can't take it
Living the suburbs is rough for puppies
No fires in the burbs

Check out the premiere of Sled Head Radio at www.sledheadradio.com tonight by 6 p.m. CST . I am co-producing, engineering and lots of other things for the show. I am really excited about this show and what it can do for podcasting.

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Tags: betsy kris croncast sled premiere ]]>Croncast 2005-01-19 Croncast - 2005-01-19.mp3

Show: #56
Length: 23:59
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 10.9 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24

On today's show Betsy and I tear it up, cut a rug. I don't know quite where this show places in all the other shows that we have done but it was fun to do.

Today's Show

Intro
My co-pilot in life - Elizabeth Smith
It's show and tell day, where's the man's
The crotch of the Lincoln
Thanks Tech-N-Tunes
Techie's need to Unionize!!!!!
Shiny and white
Baby doctor this morning
Insist on weighing pregnant women
Expecting a bigger baby . . . 6 lbs ain't right
What is a snowmobile . . . Ben knows
Premiere of Sled Head Radio - www.sledheadradio.com
Sites go down and I lose it
I would marry Betsy all over again
Where isn't the internet
If Kris makes $5 million he's divorcing Betsy
Marlboro catalog and coolers
Caffeine junkies need NoDoz suppositories
Betsy isn't going to nurse as long
The man can eat and he is growing like boom
The destruction of our pluralistic culture . . . polo shirts or computers
Waste management guy with roses
Betsy takes on chat room nerds
Take the energy out of it
Betsy is evil today
The discussion board that Betsy belongs to exists because of sex
Everyone will agree with Kris
There is one guy on this list for strollers
Betsy can't take it
Living the suburbs is rough for puppies
No fires in the burbs

Check out the premiere of Sled Head Radio at www.sledheadradio.com tonight by 6 p.m. CST . I am co-producing, engineering and lots of other things for the show. I am really excited about this show and what it can do for podcasting.

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Tags: betsy kris croncast sled premiere ]]> Wed, 19 Jan 2005 09:26:27 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,303 Croncast - 2005-01-19.mp3 Show: #56 Length: 23:59 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 10.9 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 24 On today's show Betsy and I tear it up, cut a rug. I don't know quite where this show places in all the other shows that we have done but it was fun to do. Today's Show Intro My co-pilot no betsy, kris, croncast, sled, premiere