betsy | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for betsy. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2010 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for betsy. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for betsy. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg betsy | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for betsy. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Season 23 Ep 23: Keep it quiet, Soundtrack, Funny faces http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4272/Season-23-Ep-23:-Keep-it-quiet-Soundtrack-Funny-faces_nannies_new-york.php Length: 31:05
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Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
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Tags: nannies new york upper east side elliot smith ]]> Length: 31:05
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Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: nannies new york upper east side elliot smith ]]> Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:33:09 -0500 31:05 tag:croncast.com,4272 Show: #558 Length: 31:05 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Show notes, not Crazy day her at the Croncast Betsy still sick Maggie still sick Elliot still sick Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine Have a great weekend :-) Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no nannies, new york, upper east side, elliot smith, Season 23 Ep 23: Samper of the Croncast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4271/Season-23-Ep-23:-Samper-of-the-Croncast_nannies_new-york.php Podcasts Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: nannies new york upper east side elliot smith ]]> Length: 4:01
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Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: nannies new york upper east side elliot smith ]]> Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:29:26 -0500 4:01 tag:croncast.com,4271 Show: #558-Sampler Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Show notes, not Crazy day her at the Croncast Betsy still sick Maggie still sick Elliot still sick Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine Have a great weekend :-) Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - no nannies, new york, upper east side, elliot smith, Season 23 Ep 21: Buy the Classico, 3 Sizes Too Small, Comedy Classes http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4268/Season-23-Ep-21:-Buy-the-Classico-3-Sizes-Too-Small-Comedy-Classes_upright-citizens-brigade_exchange-rate.php Podcasts Length: 28:01
Format: mp3

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Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central Park
We're all there sledding away
She asks what to do next?
I told her I'm going to Costco
Snow hurricane
CNN got it all wrong
It was there own snow machines
Park rangers wandering around
Sledding with sky scrapers
Central Park heaven
You gotta get the Classico
Your husband will be mad
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it
The street blew up!
I thought I was next
Pile it all next to the restaurant
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade
Men can't buy their own underwear
They gave you a man panty line
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Tags: upright citizens brigade exchange rate man panty line sledding central park ]]> Length: 28:01
Format: mp3

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Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central Park
We're all there sledding away
She asks what to do next?
I told her I'm going to Costco
Snow hurricane
CNN got it all wrong
It was there own snow machines
Park rangers wandering around
Sledding with sky scrapers
Central Park heaven
You gotta get the Classico
Your husband will be mad
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it
The street blew up!
I thought I was next
Pile it all next to the restaurant
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade
Men can't buy their own underwear
They gave you a man panty line
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: upright citizens brigade exchange rate man panty line sledding central park ]]> Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:30:56 -0500 28:01 tag:croncast.com,4268 Show: #556 Length: 28:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Exchange rate issues We gotta get a sliding scale together Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month And other countries like $1m a month We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m How much is gallon of milk? We go sledding in Central no upright citizens brigade, exchange rate, man panty line, sledding, central park Season 23 Ep 21: Croncast Sizampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4267/Season-23-Ep-21:-Croncast-Sizampler_upright-citizens-brigade_exchange-rate.php Podcasts Length: 4:43
Format: mp3

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Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central Park
We're all there sledding away
She asks what to do next?
I told her I'm going to Costco
Snow hurricane
CNN got it all wrong
It was there own snow machines
Park rangers wandering around
Sledding with sky scrapers
Central Park heaven
You gotta get the Classico
Your husband will be mad
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it
The street blew up!
I thought I was next
Pile it all next to the restaurant
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade
Men can't buy their own underwear
They gave you a man panty line
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: upright citizens brigade exchange rate man panty line sledding central park ]]> Length: 4:43
Format: mp3

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Exchange rate issues
We gotta get a sliding scale together
Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month
And other countries like $1m a month
We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m
How much is gallon of milk?
We go sledding in Central Park
We're all there sledding away
She asks what to do next?
I told her I'm going to Costco
Snow hurricane
CNN got it all wrong
It was there own snow machines
Park rangers wandering around
Sledding with sky scrapers
Central Park heaven
You gotta get the Classico
Your husband will be mad
If I add more milk to the easy Mac they love it
The street blew up!
I thought I was next
Pile it all next to the restaurant
Betsy starts classes at Upright Citizens Brigade
Men can't buy their own underwear
They gave you a man panty line
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: upright citizens brigade exchange rate man panty line sledding central park ]]> Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:29:20 -0500 4:43 tag:croncast.com,4267 Show: #556-Sampler Length: 4:43 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Exchange rate issues We gotta get a sliding scale together Europeans are paying like 25 cents a month And other countries like $1m a month We gotta hook this up for those on the $1m How much is gallon of milk? We go sledding in no upright citizens brigade, exchange rate, man panty line, sledding, central park Season 23 Ep 20: Partner Whiplash, Full Facemask, Psychic Dominance http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4258/Season-23-Ep-20:-Partner-Whiplash-Full-Facemask-Psychic-Dominance_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Podcasts Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:22:35 -0500 27:56 tag:croncast.com,4258 Show: #555 Length: 27:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Season 23 Ep 20: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4257/Season-23-Ep-20:-Croncast-Sampler_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Podcasts Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:10:43 -0500 4:58 tag:croncast.com,4257 Show: #555-Sampler Length: 4:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Season 23 Ep 19: Chicago Romp, Rams Head, Open Mic http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4256/Season-23-Ep-19:-Chicago-Romp-Rams-Head-Open-Mic_airport-scam_chicago-vacation.php Podcasts Length: 33:48
Format: mp3

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Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
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Tags: airport scam chicago vacation open mic standup ]]> Length: 33:48
Format: mp3

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Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: airport scam chicago vacation open mic standup ]]> Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:56:11 -0500 33:28 tag:croncast.com,4256 Show: #554 Length: 33:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Betsy to Chicago Betsy back from Chicago She lost her organizer Not his birthday Lost their puffy dog New York is in you Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no airport scam, chicago vacation, open mic, standup, Season 23 Ep 19: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4255/Season-23-Ep-19:-Croncast-Sampler_airport-scam_chicago-vacation.php Podcasts Length: 4:64
Format: mp3

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Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: airport scam chicago vacation open mic standup ]]> Length: 4:64
Format: mp3

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Betsy to Chicago
Betsy back from Chicago
She lost her organizer
Not his birthday
Lost their puffy dog
New York is in you
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: airport scam chicago vacation open mic standup ]]> Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:52:54 -0500 4:52 tag:croncast.com,4255 Show: #554-Sampler Length: 4:64 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Betsy to Chicago Betsy back from Chicago She lost her organizer Not his birthday Lost their puffy dog New York is in you Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no airport scam, chicago vacation, open mic, standup, Season 23 Ep 18: Lockdown Interview, Holiday Deities, Olympian Judo Champ http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4254/Season-23-Ep-18:-Lockdown-Interview-Holiday-Deities-Olympian-Judo-Champ_laundromat_holiday-deities.php Podcasts Length: 31:48
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Length: 31:48
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:04:35 -0500 31:48 tag:croncast.com,4254 Show: #553 Length: 31:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her name? What? Yeah, her. That no laundromat, holiday deities, olympic judo, hulk hogan, Season 23 Ep 18: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4253/Season-23-Ep-18:-Croncast-Sampler_laundromat_holiday-deities.php Podcasts Length: 4:25
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Length: 4:25
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2010 15:56:45 -0500 4:25 tag:croncast.com,4253 Show: #553-Sampler Length: 4:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her no laundromat, holiday deities, olympic judo, hulk hogan, Season 23 Ep 17: Goat Posse, Boner Pills, Glowing Ants http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4252/Season-23-Ep-17:-Goat-Posse-Boner-Pills-Glowing-Ants_captain-asphalt_goat-posse.php Podcasts Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:05:50 -0500 29:27 tag:croncast.com,4252 Show: #552 Length: 29:27 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Captain Asphalt shakes head Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom Classes are pile on top of one another Glow in the dark in the ants That's where the bail out money has gone They can't compartmentalize me It's the caveman no captain asphalt, goat posse, jack hammer, boner pills, Season 23 Ep 17: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4251/Season-23-Ep-17:-Croncast-Sampler_captain-asphalt_goat-posse.php Podcasts Length: 4:54
Format: mp3

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Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Length: 4:54
Format: mp3

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Captain Asphalt shakes head
Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom
Classes are pile on top of one another
Glow in the dark in the ants
That's where the bail out money has gone
They can't compartmentalize me
It's the caveman blood
The prominent brow ridge
Getting a rag tag posse of goats
All under the baking Texas sun
Betsy will be in Naperville Monday night!!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: captain asphalt goat posse jack hammer boner pills ]]> Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:02:23 -0500 4:51 tag:croncast.com,4251 Show: #552-Sampler Length: 4:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Captain Asphalt shakes head Jack hammer with a pad on the bottom Classes are pile on top of one another Glow in the dark in the ants That's where the bail out money has gone They can't compartmentalize me It's the no captain asphalt, goat posse, jack hammer, boner pills, Season 23 Ep 15: Cougar Kisses, Excalibur Rock Hard, Upright Citizens Brigade http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4248/Season-23-Ep-15:-Cougar-Kisses-Excalibur-Rock-Hard-Upright-Citizens-Brigade_starbucks_cougar-smooches.php Podcasts Length: 33:18
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Nerds at Starbucks
We rule there
I'm a regular but I won't you my name
I tell them my name is Brian
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself
Excalibur Rock Hard
Thank you, so much
Shut up
Stop saying this
It is so insincere
Cougar smooches
Why would I put myself through that when I'm single
Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week
It's all part of the story
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Tags: starbucks cougar smooches upright citizens brigade texas ]]> Length: 33:18
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Nerds at Starbucks
We rule there
I'm a regular but I won't you my name
I tell them my name is Brian
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself
Excalibur Rock Hard
Thank you, so much
Shut up
Stop saying this
It is so insincere
Cougar smooches
Why would I put myself through that when I'm single
Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week
It's all part of the story
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Tags: starbucks cougar smooches upright citizens brigade texas ]]> Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:32:34 -0500 33:16 tag:croncast.com,4248 Show: #550 Length: 33:18 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Nerds at Starbucks We rule there I'm a regular but I won't you my name I tell them my name is Brian I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself Excalibur Rock Hard Thank you, so much Shut up Stop saying this It is so no starbucks, cougar smooches, upright citizens brigade, texas, Season 23 Ep 15: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4247/Season-23-Ep-15:-Croncast-Sampler_starbucks_cougar-smooches.php Podcasts Length: 4:36
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Nerds at Starbucks
We rule there
I'm a regular but I won't you my name
I tell them my name is Brian
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself
Excalibur Rock Hard
Thank you, so much
Shut up
Stop saying this
It is so insincere
Cougar smooches
Why would I put myself through that when I'm single
Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week
It's all part of the story
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: starbucks cougar smooches upright citizens brigade texas ]]> Length: 4:36
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Nerds at Starbucks
We rule there
I'm a regular but I won't you my name
I tell them my name is Brian
I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself
Excalibur Rock Hard
Thank you, so much
Shut up
Stop saying this
It is so insincere
Cougar smooches
Why would I put myself through that when I'm single
Betsy starts Upright Citizens Brigade classes next week
It's all part of the story
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: starbucks cougar smooches upright citizens brigade texas ]]> Mon, 15 Feb 2010 16:29:03 -0500 4:36 tag:croncast.com,4247 Show: #550-Sampler Length: 4:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Nerds at Starbucks We rule there I'm a regular but I won't you my name I tell them my name is Brian I would totally have a porn name if I got to name myself Excalibur Rock Hard Thank you, so much Shut up Stop saying no starbucks, cougar smooches, upright citizens brigade, texas, Season 23 Ep 10: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4236/Season-23-Ep-10:-Croncast-Sampler_skirt-steak_cube-steak.php Podcasts Length: 6:51
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This is a killer mid-day recording
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!
Show notes? Well . . .
Betsy throws hay bales for distance
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe
Betsy needs a neckoplasty
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back
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Tags: skirt steak cube steak meat judge neckoplasty missing toe ]]> Length: 6:51
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This is a killer mid-day recording
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!
Show notes? Well . . .
Betsy throws hay bales for distance
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe
Betsy needs a neckoplasty
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back
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Tags: skirt steak cube steak meat judge neckoplasty missing toe ]]> Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:57:49 -0500 6:51 tag:croncast.com,4236 Show: #545-Sampler Length: 6:51 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! This is a killer mid-day recording We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day! Show notes? Well . . . Betsy throws hay bales for distance Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big no skirt steak, cube steak, meat judge, neckoplasty, missing toe Season 23 Ep 10: Neckoplasty, Hay Bales for Distance, Roy's Missing Toe http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4235/Season-23-Ep-10:-Neckoplasty-Hay-Bales-for-Distance-Roys-Missing-Toe_skirt-steak_cube-steak.php Podcasts Length: 28:12
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This is a killer mid-day recording
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!
Show notes? Well . . .
Betsy throws hay bales for distance
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe
Betsy needs a neckoplasty
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back
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Tags: skirt steak cube steak meat judge neckoplasty missing toe ]]> Length: 28:12
Format: mp3

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This is a killer mid-day recording
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!
Show notes? Well . . .
Betsy throws hay bales for distance
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe
Betsy needs a neckoplasty
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: skirt steak cube steak meat judge neckoplasty missing toe ]]> Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:51:08 -0500 28:12 tag:croncast.com,4235 Show: #545 Length: 28:12 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! This is a killer mid-day recording We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day! Show notes? Well . . . Betsy throws hay bales for distance Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe Betsy needs a no skirt steak, cube steak, meat judge, neckoplasty, missing toe Season 23 Ep 09: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4234/Season-23-Ep-09:-Croncast-Sampler_croncast_kris-smith.php Podcasts Length: 5:54
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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->



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Tags: croncast kris smith betsy smith season 23 ep 08 get cool ]]> Length: 5:54
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Hey hey
Those comments are gonna flow
Yes, I've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It aint' a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->



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Tags: croncast kris smith betsy smith season 23 ep 08 get cool ]]> Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:11:13 -0500 5:54 tag:croncast.com,4234 Show: #544-Sampler Length: 5:54 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Hey hey Those comments are gonna flow Yes, I've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I no croncast, kris smith, betsy smith, season 23 ep 08, get cool Season 23 Ep 08: Secret Sauce, Betsy Gets a Job, Weaponized Spit http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4232/Season-23-Ep-08:-Secret-Sauce-Betsy-Gets-a-Job-Weaponized-Spit_costco_strollers.php Podcasts Length: 29:31
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Show notes gotta wait
But the show doesn't!!
Check your feeds and enjoy
Have a great weekend guys!
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Tags: costco strollers things weaponized spit awesome sauce ]]> Length: 29:31
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Show notes gotta wait
But the show doesn't!!
Check your feeds and enjoy
Have a great weekend guys!
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Tags: costco strollers things weaponized spit awesome sauce ]]> Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:16:19 -0500 29:31 tag:croncast.com,4232 Show: #543 Length: 29:31 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Show notes gotta wait But the show doesn't!! Check your feeds and enjoy Have a great weekend guys! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no costco, strollers, things, weaponized spit, awesome sauce Season 23 Ep 06: The Night Out, Black Coats, Greasy Spoonage http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4230/Season-23-Ep-06:-The-Night-Out-Black-Coats-Greasy-Spoonage_betsy-smith_night-out.php Podcasts Length: 32:33
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Leaving the comments
Sexy Betsy
That is all that I am calling you from now on
Like Galore Vixen
I went out with a new friend
It's hard to know what to dress like with new friends
She's a cool, cool kind of chick
Got pink streaks in her hair
She's a mommy, she's a nice lady
Guilt laden Bear speech
What?
Like wearing laundered clothes?
You gotta fill in the gaps
Had to put in earings
Always, but that is gaps of two years
Cough, cough
You didn't sound awful before
There are plenty of other folks that take 5 photos of themeselves a day
Maybe, they do
Let it hang there
Everybody here wears black
All winter coats are black
They all want to melt, it's like camo
Fast food is a class issue in NYC
If someone could ship me a chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell
The greasy spoon with Rolls Royces parked out front
It's a friggin greasy spoon
Park it in the cross walk
The kind you want to be!!
Driver will play on his iPhone while he waits
Angel the pitbull that attacked me
What kind of tool knows the name, got attacked and puts up a flier?
Talk of the NYC rub and tug joints
I was too busy doing the farmer's daughter


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Tags: betsy smith night out pink streaks farmers daughter ]]> Length: 32:33
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Leaving the comments
Sexy Betsy
That is all that I am calling you from now on
Like Galore Vixen
I went out with a new friend
It's hard to know what to dress like with new friends
She's a cool, cool kind of chick
Got pink streaks in her hair
She's a mommy, she's a nice lady
Guilt laden Bear speech
What?
Like wearing laundered clothes?
You gotta fill in the gaps
Had to put in earings
Always, but that is gaps of two years
Cough, cough
You didn't sound awful before
There are plenty of other folks that take 5 photos of themeselves a day
Maybe, they do
Let it hang there
Everybody here wears black
All winter coats are black
They all want to melt, it's like camo
Fast food is a class issue in NYC
If someone could ship me a chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell
The greasy spoon with Rolls Royces parked out front
It's a friggin greasy spoon
Park it in the cross walk
The kind you want to be!!
Driver will play on his iPhone while he waits
Angel the pitbull that attacked me
What kind of tool knows the name, got attacked and puts up a flier?
Talk of the NYC rub and tug joints
I was too busy doing the farmer's daughter


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Tags: betsy smith night out pink streaks farmers daughter ]]> Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:32:47 -0500 32:33 tag:croncast.com,4230 Show: #541 Length: 32:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Leaving the comments Sexy Betsy That is all that I am calling you from now on Like Galore Vixen I went out with a new friend It's hard to know what to dress like with new friends She's a cool, cool kind of chick Got pink streaks in no betsy smith, night out, pink streaks, farmers daughter, the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4228/the-hottest-woman-i-know-|-@reslaequeen-|-good-gawd-baby_work_photo.php Blog the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby.

every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo.

probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult.

she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together.

i love her with all my heart and cherish the time that we have together. or maybe i constantly take it for granted and should be appreciative more often than when i am looking at your photo when you're not here?

baby, i love you.

i'm going to wait up for you and give you a big hug when you walk through the door. i might even cry because i am happy.

you are the best thing that ever came into my life and stuck around.



Tags: work photo often together baby ]]>the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby.

every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo.

probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult.

she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together.

i love her with all my heart and cherish the time that we have together. or maybe i constantly take it for granted and should be appreciative more often than when i am looking at your photo when you're not here?

baby, i love you.

i'm going to wait up for you and give you a big hug when you walk through the door. i might even cry because i am happy.

you are the best thing that ever came into my life and stuck around.



Tags: work photo often together baby ]]> Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:10:41 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4228 every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo. probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult. she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together. i love her with all my heart and cherish the no work, photo, often, together, baby Season 23 Ep 04: Eyebrow scaping, Subway Dance Crew, Celebrity Encounters http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4226/Season-23-Ep-04:-Eyebrow-scaping-Subway-Dance-Crew-Celebrity-Encounters_kidrobot_dave-chappelle.php Blog Length: 30:25
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Server issues today, apparently the it ate the show and post
Thanks to those that sent messages!
Betsy thinks that I shave between my eyebrows
I'm just flakey and y'all scrape my flesh
Betsy wants to talk celebrity sightings
Mark was in town and we went to Kidrobot
And who else, Kris?
Mr. I'm Rick James, Bitch
Just us
I can't stand the fact you get to see all these people
On to pizza
NY is so awesome for show prep
The old man says, I'll be there in 15 minutes
Am I going to jail today?
Not today?
But I am still going to jail, yes?
Yes.
The dance crew gets on the subway


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Tags: kidrobot dave chappelle subway dance crew celebrity encounters eyebrow shaping ]]> Length: 30:25
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Server issues today, apparently the it ate the show and post
Thanks to those that sent messages!
Betsy thinks that I shave between my eyebrows
I'm just flakey and y'all scrape my flesh
Betsy wants to talk celebrity sightings
Mark was in town and we went to Kidrobot
And who else, Kris?
Mr. I'm Rick James, Bitch
Just us
I can't stand the fact you get to see all these people
On to pizza
NY is so awesome for show prep
The old man says, I'll be there in 15 minutes
Am I going to jail today?
Not today?
But I am still going to jail, yes?
Yes.
The dance crew gets on the subway


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Tags: kidrobot dave chappelle subway dance crew celebrity encounters eyebrow shaping ]]> Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:29:45 -0500 30:25 tag:croncast.com,4226 Show: #539 Length: 30:25 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Server issues today, apparently the it ate the show and post Thanks to those that sent messages! Betsy thinks that I shave between my eyebrows I'm just flakey and y'all scrape my flesh Betsy wants to talk celebrity sightings Mark was no kidrobot, dave chappelle, subway dance crew, celebrity encounters, eyebrow shaping Season 23 Ep 03: Streaming Player, Bald is Sexy, Queens Blvd. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4225/Season-23-Ep-03:-Streaming-Player-Bald-is-Sexy-Queens-Blvd_luv-train_man-musk.php Blog Length: 28:07
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Great news . . . streaming player is ready to use
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The Nextel phone chirp chirp is like the construction worker Twitter
Maybe I have a stroller you don't know about
A total Manhattan business is man strollers
Man purses are not in the scope
They're totally off limits
He's a cross dressing pimp
And he also coos
Dude is wearing a full length beaver coat
You should hold classes at the annex for cross dressing pimps
Queens they should go with you
The battle cry for cross dressing pimps
If you made that sound in Queens something would eat you
Tumbleweeds and paint ball
The greatest Goodwill ever
As far as clothing goes
$1.69 a pound for clothing
You can pick up Diesel Jeans
I may like them but I need Mavi jeans
Those fit
Not Levi's or Wranglers
There are no Wranglers in Manhattan
Cuz no one sells them here
The fancy man pants get their own hangers and racks
Size 28 Bootcut Citizens of Humanity Jeans
Yeah, no one is looking for that
Well maybe somebody is but you can't price for that one guy
Huge blue troughs full of this stuff
Safe with a prison, police, needles
Totally safe because it's like Aurora, IL
We pass the Dominican greasy spoon
I want to eat there and you guys always choose the hot dog joint
Mc Dominicans is the name, not really
Eyed up on the luv train
Betsy can't get enough of these stories from me
Wanna party, giant?


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Tags: luv train man musk wanna party giant queens resale nextel chirp ]]> Length: 28:07
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Great news . . . streaming player is ready to use
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The Nextel phone chirp chirp is like the construction worker Twitter
Maybe I have a stroller you don't know about
A total Manhattan business is man strollers
Man purses are not in the scope
They're totally off limits
He's a cross dressing pimp
And he also coos
Dude is wearing a full length beaver coat
You should hold classes at the annex for cross dressing pimps
Queens they should go with you
The battle cry for cross dressing pimps
If you made that sound in Queens something would eat you
Tumbleweeds and paint ball
The greatest Goodwill ever
As far as clothing goes
$1.69 a pound for clothing
You can pick up Diesel Jeans
I may like them but I need Mavi jeans
Those fit
Not Levi's or Wranglers
There are no Wranglers in Manhattan
Cuz no one sells them here
The fancy man pants get their own hangers and racks
Size 28 Bootcut Citizens of Humanity Jeans
Yeah, no one is looking for that
Well maybe somebody is but you can't price for that one guy
Huge blue troughs full of this stuff
Safe with a prison, police, needles
Totally safe because it's like Aurora, IL
We pass the Dominican greasy spoon
I want to eat there and you guys always choose the hot dog joint
Mc Dominicans is the name, not really
Eyed up on the luv train
Betsy can't get enough of these stories from me
Wanna party, giant?


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Tags: luv train man musk wanna party giant queens resale nextel chirp ]]> Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:59:31 -0500 28:07 tag:croncast.com,4225 Show: #538 Length: 28:07 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Comments are all moderated now Due to massive amounts of spam that is coming in Great news . . . streaming player is ready to use Go to Croncast -> Click 'streaming player' -> Sign in -> Listen The Nextel phone chirp chirp is no luv train, man musk, wanna party giant, queens resale, nextel chirp Croncast The New York Days http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4214/Croncast-The-New-York-Days_New-York_Kris-Smith.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-12-31 Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3
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Length: 8:42

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Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th!
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The new shows are paid subscription
Sign up on the Get Cool page
New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
That is the patron level
They love what we do and want to support it
People can unsubscribe at anytime
No missed days . . . we gots obligations
We also have a new live video show
That starts January 18th
It's called High Society Salvage Co.
All new, all kinds of awesome
I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool
It's all good people!
Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
Couldn't have planned it better
It's funny to other people
All part of the story
All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes
New start for us number 447
2010 here we come!


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Show: #535
Length: 8:42

Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th!
We're making some changes
The new shows are paid subscription
Sign up on the Get Cool page
New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
That is the patron level
They love what we do and want to support it
People can unsubscribe at anytime
No missed days . . . we gots obligations
We also have a new live video show
That starts January 18th
It's called High Society Salvage Co.
All new, all kinds of awesome
I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool
It's all good people!
Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
Couldn't have planned it better
It's funny to other people
All part of the story
All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes
New start for us number 447
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