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Macedonian Warbler, Gubernatorial Run, Sentimental Hangup

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:30:22 -0500

Episode: #639
Length: 30:01
Format: mp3

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The Lions
The Buffalo
Highway red meat
Sentimental hangup
Patient zero and her sparrows
Warbling in Macedonian
You have no idea where their beaks have been
Gubernatorial run
Sell the post office
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Season 25 Episode 14: The Croncast Shorty

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 16:26:21 -0500

Episode: #639 The Croncast Shorty
Length: 4:02
Format: mp3

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The Lion
The Buffalo
Highway red meat
Sentimental hangup
Patient zero and her sparrows
Warbling in Macedonian
You have no idea where their beaks have been
Gubernatorial run
Sell the post office
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Tags: macedonian warbler gubernatorial run sentimental hangup buffalo lions

buffalo pasture

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:38:08 -0500

this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.

that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.

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Season 20 Ep 8: Husband in the Bubble, Carbon Dioxide Vampires, Nock

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:14:07 -0500

Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3
Show: #483
Length: 38:15
Size: 26.3 mb
Format: mp3

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

One day to Earth Day
Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days
He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas
Which was causing them not to have babies
He asked me if I knew what trees were
He's so much like his mom
He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires"
I told him that would be a great band name
He didn't get it
Two worlds collided
You bought this badminton set at Goodwill
At a garage sale
Well, it came from out of the house
Husband in a bubble
Whatever you had taught him was wrong
Proper badminton form
Let me show you
What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school?
I can't believe you tried to describe this
What the hell are you talking about?
Your boy cannot do overheard
Oh, baby
I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills
It's good he's not you, Kris
He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him
You're a like a lion in the grass
Look at that birdie fly
He can't hit it back and forth
I wanted to work with him
And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you
You are a weird nerd jock hybrid
You're a NOCK
He'll have flash backs
Badminton is where business gets done
Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes
Don't send the hate mail
I get it
I need to engage with him on another level
He's going through a growth spurt
He's 7 asking if the weather is changing
Sensitive to barometric pressure
Taking the kids to lunch
Ted's Montana Grill
Ted's Buffalo Hut
There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming
What are you saying? Twice as much methane
Maggie is all about it
Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut
Looks left and says, I just want Subway
"I won't get a bag of chips with my burger"
Wanted to do something a bit special
He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway."
Half the time he is working on bits
What's 10 minus 8?
I think you owe me $2, Mom
I get to the foreclosure/divorce house
Ring the door bell
The laundry basket was longaberger
It was like you designed the house
There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom
He wanted $1,800 for it
Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it."
They make excellent copies of this at Menards
Then, Mr B, there it was
I became the sucker
Do you like the table?
It happens
How much do you want for the table?
Well . . .
I paid $12,000 for it
This is a garage sale
The table turned to fire when he told $2,300
Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder
It was so McMansion
It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out
Same outfit as yesterday
Because he is single now

Tags: Longaberger suffering pandas acid rain Ted's Montana Grill McMansion

Season 19 Ep 11: Walzer A., Buffalo Days, The Coffee Drinker

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:51:22 -0600

Croncast - 2008-02-01.mp3
Show: #457
Length: 26:13
Size: 18.1mb
Format: mp3

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The Resale Queen Podcast is now here!
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST

About the Wednesday show
We were recording and the phone was ringing off the hook
Call from Walzer A
So this is Wednesday's show
Yeah, it was your sister calling
Brother-in-law lost his job
And the three mother hens showed up at his house
I did not envy him at all
It is getting more and more crowded in this boat
Your mom told you that you need to take care of this
I couldn't think of a more depressing situation
I wouldn't have come home
I would have went out at 8 am and got a beer
Where? This isn't Milwaukee
I would have waited that shit out
You are telling me that I am a born leader
I was telling myself that I glad you all weren't here
This is how it goes down in my dysfunctional family
My entire life I have had to be the man
What?
You shoveled in the middle in a snow storm
You can't even tell you shoveled
Doing it repeatedly doesn't make sense
At 4:30 am our neighbor fired up his snow blower
Ridiculous
Some men wake up with motivation, Kris
What would you do if it were a chainsaw?
Then he started cutting down trees
Well, hell he was motivated
Oh, baby
I tossed pup pup in a snowbank
What for?
To send to the TV station
Are you serious?
Well, I did send it
The auto response email was "Thanks for sending to KABC 7 Los Angeles"
Your snowy dog will be on in LA
You dogs suck
Jorge would be restricted to humane society
Ass end up in a garbage can
That is what we should have called the Resale Queen show
Yesterday, I almost slipped and died
Good things that dumpsters are heavy
How come they don't shovel by them?
I am going to open Dumpster Land
A theme park for you and your people
The dangers that you face everyday
It can't be packing peanuts
There is no Calvin pissing on nothing
What stickers would the truck have?
Did the new trucks ever roll out to La Moille?
I though i shouldn't ask because it would be sad
There was a time that they did come out
No one can tie a knot in this town
Ending up in the county jail
Swanson's baby
Onions in the peas
They came to town for Buffalo Days
The quaint small town festivals in movies, lies
There's no tax base to support that
Basketball game in a gravel pit
I grew up across from a buffalo pasture
Did you ride buffalo instead of ponies?
Did they chain them to a claw foot tub to slow them down?
From kindergarten to graduation at 14
Let me run the tilt-a-whirl
I would be right there
Ending up with a corn cob in his bibs
Might be dangerous but in a small town that's fun
Being pulled on sled behind cars
Watching the console in a lawn chair
I have sat in the back of a Chevy and bounced across fields
We didn't do donuts in a Wal Mart parking lot
It was a small town
Ok, K-Mart
That would have been a 30 mile commute
I know you rode in the back of a pickup truck on the way to a K-Mart
Yes, I did
CB radios in those days, figuring out who the coffee drinker was
Your mom would have a handle

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Tags: buffalo snowy dog LaMoille Resale Queen sledding

Podcasting gets a plug from Eric Zorn

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:26:06 -0500

Eric Zorn has a good, succinct write up about podcasting in today's Trib, Pull up a chair, the plug in some podcasts. Well, at least the online version. As I sit in my room here in Boulder the only thing available to me is a paper printed on recycled hemp with biodegradable ink that is already fading. I kid the Boulder.

Anyway, in the blog version Eric did something else cool, he posted other podcasts that were recommended from people on his mailing list. We didn't make Eric's list but we did make Rick's. Thanks for the nod holmes.

With us in Rick's list and many of the others was the Wait Wait Don't Tell Me podcast. It is only correct that we showed up in front of this Chicago Public Radio staple in Rick's list. Why? As I will remind the the rest of planet earth with a connection to the tubes we are Peter Sagal's favorite podcasters. Heheheh. I have the photo to prove it. He wrote it on his own program from May 2005, no less.

If you happen to listen to the show from 2005 where we review the Wait Wait Don't Tell Me live show, just keep in mind it is from the olden days of podcasting back when tumbleweeds and buffaloes ruled the plains.

Since then we've put over 375 more shows under our belts and gotten much better at this thing. Tighter, as they say in the biz.

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 138

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:32:08 -0500

Croncast - 2005-10-21.mp3

Show: #179
Length: 20:31
Size: 14.1 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 138

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Show Notes

Betsy is packing the pork in too (the bacon, some slices)
Kris it still sick, just a little
Paying homage to Betsy and her stair cleaning ability
Yeah I never got it
"Cursed with a vagina"
She's got big lady junk
Men walking with exaggerated packages after the age of 13
Unless you like big packages
Kris' upcoming birthday
Elliot tells me what I'm getting, bunny sweater
The great sub-division chili cook off of 2005 in our garage
72 people and Kris wants to cry
Betsy volunteers for the cook off
Fall out - repairing the house
The cycle
Filthy cubes
Watching baby Maggie while Betsy paints
Don't paint over wallpaper border
Dime size pieces
The Overstock.com spokesperson lady - whore
Betsy gives secret of value shopping
Off to a meeting about master degree program
Control freak Betsy is going to have me put my talking points on my hand
Getting to finally meet Tony Kahn today
Two for one BuffaloWings
Criminal endangerment
Stomach flu or food poisoning has been great for Kris' figure
Body wrap to loose water wait fast
They could help my non-alcoholic beer beer gut
Captain Pizza - my job 5 years ago making pizzas in a gas station
Walking to the job
Have a good weekend!

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 41

Wed, 23 Feb 2005 11:55:09 -0600

Croncast - 2005-02-23.mp3

Show: #80
Length: 17:41
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 8.10 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 41

This is the show that I said we would do last Monday. We kind of hurry through today's show because the guy who was coming to take photos was late.

I get into the wild game dinner that I attended as a kid at a local junkyard . . . salvage as the folks here in the suburbs would call it, the buffalo that lived across the street from me as a kid, Betsy gets into how her dad took her to an illegal farm or as I now will call it, "A slaughter it yourself grocery" with many other kinds of wild game that I have never had the pleasure of eating . . . like alligator gibblets.

Again it is probably another don't eat while listening show. We have to stop doing these. But it is a funny show and gets straight to the point. Maybe we should always have peopel come over so we can just get to the meat.

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