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      <title>cabbage | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for cabbage. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 29, 2006</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/566/cks-2006-11-29.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-29 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/566/cks-2006-11-29.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-29.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #307<br />
  Length: 29:25<br />
  Size: 20.2 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 29, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061129.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Don't forget you can leave comments at any time on the site<br>
Okay Mr. B, it's hard to buy for a Puffy Cuffs<br>
It appears that I am going to be getting my own QVC clothes for Christmas<br>
You sound like someone who would wear Carson<br>
Kris isn't sure about this<br>
Just make sure it's all on one hanger, Betsy<br>
I would choose not to wear<br>
Betsy is a liar . . . <a href="http://thecheapstreettimes.blogspot.com/2006/11/screw-your-neighbor-elmo-doll.html" id="tico" target="_blank">here's the post we mention on the show</a><br>
Back in the cave man days you would protect my seeds<br>
EGL = Evil, Greedy and a Liar<br>
Betsy just builds upon our lives<br>
Betsy Smith and Kofi Annan cage match<br>
It has gotten under Betsy's skin<br>
It could be a woman<br>
Somehow selling on eBay is evil?<br>
It was all of things in <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com" id="tico">Resale Queen</a> that pushed him over the edge<br>
Cabbage salad<br>
No problem it bounces right off<br>
If I am truly being taken as the Resale Queen I need to sell some stuff<br>
Betsy was eaves dropping<br>
The white swimsuit on a 10 year old . . . Kris doesn't get it<br>
Betsy says worst idea ever<br>
Another reality show idea from Betsy<br>
Find an Elmo TMX in the next 20 minutes<br>
If you were single Betsy no man would marry you with your eBay addiction<br>
And she would drive an El Camino and a homemade plywood trailer<br>
Nobody would bite me<br>
Seller mad time<br>
Time to thin the horde<br>
Donations, donations and donations for the kids<br>

<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Puffy Cuffs">Puffy Cuffs</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Puffy Cuffs"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Puffy Cuffs.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mr. B">Mr. B</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mr. B"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mr. B.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/QVC clothes">QVC clothes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/QVC clothes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/QVC clothes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cabbage salad">cabbage salad</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cabbage salad"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cabbage salad.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/plywood trailer">plywood trailer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/plywood trailer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/plywood trailer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/566/cks-2006-11-29.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-29 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/566/cks-2006-11-29.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-29.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #307<br />
  Length: 29:25<br />
  Size: 20.2 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 29, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061129.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Don't forget you can leave comments at any time on the site<br>
Okay Mr. B, it's hard to buy for a Puffy Cuffs<br>
It appears that I am going to be getting my own QVC clothes for Christmas<br>
You sound like someone who would wear Carson<br>
Kris isn't sure about this<br>
Just make sure it's all on one hanger, Betsy<br>
I would choose not to wear<br>
Betsy is a liar . . . <a href="http://thecheapstreettimes.blogspot.com/2006/11/screw-your-neighbor-elmo-doll.html" id="tico" target="_blank">here's the post we mention on the show</a><br>
Back in the cave man days you would protect my seeds<br>
EGL = Evil, Greedy and a Liar<br>
Betsy just builds upon our lives<br>
Betsy Smith and Kofi Annan cage match<br>
It has gotten under Betsy's skin<br>
It could be a woman<br>
Somehow selling on eBay is evil?<br>
It was all of things in <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com" id="tico">Resale Queen</a> that pushed him over the edge<br>
Cabbage salad<br>
No problem it bounces right off<br>
If I am truly being taken as the Resale Queen I need to sell some stuff<br>
Betsy was eaves dropping<br>
The white swimsuit on a 10 year old . . . Kris doesn't get it<br>
Betsy says worst idea ever<br>
Another reality show idea from Betsy<br>
Find an Elmo TMX in the next 20 minutes<br>
If you were single Betsy no man would marry you with your eBay addiction<br>
And she would drive an El Camino and a homemade plywood trailer<br>
Nobody would bite me<br>
Seller mad time<br>
Time to thin the horde<br>
Donations, donations and donations for the kids<br>

<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Puffy Cuffs">Puffy Cuffs</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Puffy Cuffs"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Puffy Cuffs.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mr. B">Mr. B</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mr. B"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mr. B.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/QVC clothes">QVC clothes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/QVC clothes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/QVC clothes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cabbage salad">cabbage salad</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cabbage salad"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cabbage salad.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/plywood trailer">plywood trailer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/plywood trailer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/plywood trailer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 14, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/134/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-14-2006_My-Size-Barbie_contest.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/134/cks-2006-04-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-04-14" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/134/cks-2006-04-14.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-04-14.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #215<br />
  Length: 40:58<br />
  Size: 28.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 14, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/tear_down.jpg"><br>This humble home awaits demise and future teardown status.</p>
Kris goes old school with the intro; it feels good<br />
Go to Croncast.com and send an email with the contact form<br />
"I am a mommy" it sucks your energy<br />
You're not an iron worker<br />
Pummeled by child, feed this one feed this one<br />
Cabbage Patch Kids on eBay<br />
The iMac is a shiny something that maintains Betsy's attention like a racoon<br />
Cabbage patch kids with ink spots<br />
Loose PayPal card means mommy is working hard<br />
Old biddy pulls out vintage Cabbage Patch kids at Goodwill<br />
Betsy's amazing knowledge of worthless garage sale info that floats in Betsy's head<br />
If Betsy were the wizard she would be hugging the dolls<br />
Marketing My Size Barbies to the the friendless<br />
My size Barbie's cup overfloweth<br />
My Buddy dolls are worth some bucks<br />
I had a wagon that came out of the back of an El Camino (not really but a drag strip car)<br />
Chicago style rats living in our shed as a kid<br />
A pregnant rat from your worldly belongings<br />
We had septic, don't worry about it<br />
Sitting in a cloud of smoke watching Gator, "Don't worry son, you're safe, we got septic"<br />
Crazy ass chainsaw with monster truck tires<br />
A lumberjack should of had that chainsaw<br />
Manly men and powerful chainsaws for your wifes blackberry patch<br />
Taking care of the the sister<br />
Finding a rental in Naperville isn't a mommy's job<br />
Rubbing her head for the stressing me out look<br />
There has to be a line<br />
Fidning a rental over the internet<br />
What do you lose, Betsy?<br />
White Hen acostation where a nerd got put in his place<br />
Teardowns are not evil<br />
Kris says McMansion isn't fair term for the replacements<br />
Kmart would have been a luxury (though i would never wear the clothes from there)<br />
Betsy lays out her messed up youth and her liberal/conservative inner turmoil<br />
How the shows will affect Elliot<br />
Betsy wants stability, no moving, vacations and three squares a day<br />
She's got Bush on one shoulder and Pauly Shore on the other<br />
Every place is the same but a trade-off for some wierd bug or natural disaster<br />
Slugs in the North West<br />
Betsy will do whatever good Unitarians do on Good Friday<br />
How are they going to pay first months rent?<br />
Contest on Monday!! No idea what it is but the prize is a slightly used My Size Barbie<br />
<br /><br />


<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	  	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/My Size Barbie">My Size Barbie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/My Size Barbie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/My Size Barbie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/contest">contest</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/contest"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/contest.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville">Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/McMansion">McMansion</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/McMansion"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/McMansion.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Pauly Shore">Pauly Shore</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Pauly Shore"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Pauly Shore.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/134/cks-2006-04-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-04-14" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/134/cks-2006-04-14.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-04-14.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #215<br />
  Length: 40:58<br />
  Size: 28.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 14, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/tear_down.jpg"><br>This humble home awaits demise and future teardown status.</p>
Kris goes old school with the intro; it feels good<br />
Go to Croncast.com and send an email with the contact form<br />
"I am a mommy" it sucks your energy<br />
You're not an iron worker<br />
Pummeled by child, feed this one feed this one<br />
Cabbage Patch Kids on eBay<br />
The iMac is a shiny something that maintains Betsy's attention like a racoon<br />
Cabbage patch kids with ink spots<br />
Loose PayPal card means mommy is working hard<br />
Old biddy pulls out vintage Cabbage Patch kids at Goodwill<br />
Betsy's amazing knowledge of worthless garage sale info that floats in Betsy's head<br />
If Betsy were the wizard she would be hugging the dolls<br />
Marketing My Size Barbies to the the friendless<br />
My size Barbie's cup overfloweth<br />
My Buddy dolls are worth some bucks<br />
I had a wagon that came out of the back of an El Camino (not really but a drag strip car)<br />
Chicago style rats living in our shed as a kid<br />
A pregnant rat from your worldly belongings<br />
We had septic, don't worry about it<br />
Sitting in a cloud of smoke watching Gator, "Don't worry son, you're safe, we got septic"<br />
Crazy ass chainsaw with monster truck tires<br />
A lumberjack should of had that chainsaw<br />
Manly men and powerful chainsaws for your wifes blackberry patch<br />
Taking care of the the sister<br />
Finding a rental in Naperville isn't a mommy's job<br />
Rubbing her head for the stressing me out look<br />
There has to be a line<br />
Fidning a rental over the internet<br />
What do you lose, Betsy?<br />
White Hen acostation where a nerd got put in his place<br />
Teardowns are not evil<br />
Kris says McMansion isn't fair term for the replacements<br />
Kmart would have been a luxury (though i would never wear the clothes from there)<br />
Betsy lays out her messed up youth and her liberal/conservative inner turmoil<br />
How the shows will affect Elliot<br />
Betsy wants stability, no moving, vacations and three squares a day<br />
She's got Bush on one shoulder and Pauly Shore on the other<br />
Every place is the same but a trade-off for some wierd bug or natural disaster<br />
Slugs in the North West<br />
Betsy will do whatever good Unitarians do on Good Friday<br />
How are they going to pay first months rent?<br />
Contest on Monday!! No idea what it is but the prize is a slightly used My Size Barbie<br />
<br /><br />


<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	  	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/My Size Barbie">My Size Barbie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/My Size Barbie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/My Size Barbie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/contest">contest</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/contest"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/contest.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville">Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/McMansion">McMansion</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/McMansion"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/McMansion.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Pauly Shore">Pauly Shore</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Pauly Shore"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Pauly Shore.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:49:30 -0500</pubDate>
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Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 14, 2006
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This humble home awaits demise and future teardown status.
Kris goes old school with the intro; it feels good
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	<p>Show: #191<br />
Length: 43:51<br />
Size: 30.1 mb<br />
Format: mp3</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 149</strong><br></p>
	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p>Betsy all dressed up, well looking good<br />
Fourth attempt to beat Maggie at screaming game<br />
Elliot lost his head yesterday<br />
Staying childless . . . wishing<br />
The size of his head<br />
This week at Goodwill<br />
Size 8 suit for the man<br />
It was for an 8 petit<br />
Now he's got a size 12 suit<br />
What size is a first grader<br />
The holiday season picks up as donations increase<br />
Tax deduction time<br />
People want the DVD, you want the DVD<br />
Two good weeks of shipping left for Holiday season<br />
Kris with a "K' says perfect for Kwanza<br />
There will be no Kwanza deal<br />
Betsy will rock the open of Goodwill today<br />
Nagging wives say clean up<br />
Kris buys a PSP for his inner child<br />
Ages 6 and up<br />
I am in love with it, I have no games for it<br />
Instead I have Beavis and Butthead Mike Judge UMD<br />
Betsy still has tags from her inner child shopping spree<br />
Watching "What not to Wear" and you realize you are the person<br />
Zip up mommy fo-track suit<br />
Advice for the Fluffy crowd<br />
Waiting in line at the mall<br />
Letting handicap people go first<br />
Differently abled they are now<br />
6'2 skinny women don't get the concept<br />
Ladies up to size 16<br />
Women start at 16W<br />
W = WIDE<br />
The differences are amazing<br />
Sticking your finger down your throat if you're bigger than a size 10<br />
Attack in the face with gold cleats<br />
Betsy's Acne prejudice<br />
It didn't dissolve into a crying session<br />
Coming home in tears? Nope<br />
Shopping for Carla<br />
What brand is it?<br />
You wouldn't sell a knock off purse<br />
Up in the air about it<br />
One size smaller<br />
Regular department<br />
The old lady bedalzed clouds section<br />
"Your Area" for "Your people"<br />
Blue hairs buying undies<br />
The Ruth Maclellan line<br />
What's wrong with blue hairs and apricots<br />
Not caring any more<br />
Stuff wasn't on sale at JC Penny<br />
The trendy under 30 fluffy mommies<br />
Betsy is fighting turning 30 next month<br />
Spending $300 on her clothes<br />
I buy her the clothes and Sean Paul buys my PSP<br />
Buying before you have<br />
Paul Wall bought me a new hard drive<br />
Da Backwudz bought something but I forgot it<br />
Sacramento, brown and cold looks just like here<br />
It was weird but with homeless people<br />
One homeless guy in Naperville<br />
Token crazy homeless guy hangs at Goodwill<br />
Trying on a town or city as a new place to live<br />
Counting pregnant 12 year olds<br />
10 most creative cities in America according to Fast Company magazine<br />
Men watching Hallmark movies, wives don't tell people<br />
"My husband loves Lifetime."<br />
Crying together on the couch<br />
Read the Hallmark cards at the store<br />
Scrapbooking is the movement<br />
Scrapbooking is fo the 3 grader in you who likes the funny scissors<br />
Making websites is like scrapbooking<br />
Helping Betsy become a rich old woman<br />
Living in a gutter eating cabbage out of a dumpster<br />
I will make a mutt stole for you out of a German Shepherd<br />
The trophy row<br />
The Hippie Guy not Latino but Italian<br />
"You're the one who got away."<br />
Five minute dating<br />
Seven minutes in heaven is different than dating<br />
Pushing <a href="http://werecomingover.com">We're Coming Over</a> again<br />
Reading the quotes from the back</p>
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	<p>Show: #191<br />
Length: 43:51<br />
Size: 30.1 mb<br />
Format: mp3</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 149</strong><br></p>
	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p>Betsy all dressed up, well looking good<br />
Fourth attempt to beat Maggie at screaming game<br />
Elliot lost his head yesterday<br />
Staying childless . . . wishing<br />
The size of his head<br />
This week at Goodwill<br />
Size 8 suit for the man<br />
It was for an 8 petit<br />
Now he's got a size 12 suit<br />
What size is a first grader<br />
The holiday season picks up as donations increase<br />
Tax deduction time<br />
People want the DVD, you want the DVD<br />
Two good weeks of shipping left for Holiday season<br />
Kris with a "K' says perfect for Kwanza<br />
There will be no Kwanza deal<br />
Betsy will rock the open of Goodwill today<br />
Nagging wives say clean up<br />
Kris buys a PSP for his inner child<br />
Ages 6 and up<br />
I am in love with it, I have no games for it<br />
Instead I have Beavis and Butthead Mike Judge UMD<br />
Betsy still has tags from her inner child shopping spree<br />
Watching "What not to Wear" and you realize you are the person<br />
Zip up mommy fo-track suit<br />
Advice for the Fluffy crowd<br />
Waiting in line at the mall<br />
Letting handicap people go first<br />
Differently abled they are now<br />
6'2 skinny women don't get the concept<br />
Ladies up to size 16<br />
Women start at 16W<br />
W = WIDE<br />
The differences are amazing<br />
Sticking your finger down your throat if you're bigger than a size 10<br />
Attack in the face with gold cleats<br />
Betsy's Acne prejudice<br />
It didn't dissolve into a crying session<br />
Coming home in tears? Nope<br />
Shopping for Carla<br />
What brand is it?<br />
You wouldn't sell a knock off purse<br />
Up in the air about it<br />
One size smaller<br />
Regular department<br />
The old lady bedalzed clouds section<br />
"Your Area" for "Your people"<br />
Blue hairs buying undies<br />
The Ruth Maclellan line<br />
What's wrong with blue hairs and apricots<br />
Not caring any more<br />
Stuff wasn't on sale at JC Penny<br />
The trendy under 30 fluffy mommies<br />
Betsy is fighting turning 30 next month<br />
Spending $300 on her clothes<br />
I buy her the clothes and Sean Paul buys my PSP<br />
Buying before you have<br />
Paul Wall bought me a new hard drive<br />
Da Backwudz bought something but I forgot it<br />
Sacramento, brown and cold looks just like here<br />
It was weird but with homeless people<br />
One homeless guy in Naperville<br />
Token crazy homeless guy hangs at Goodwill<br />
Trying on a town or city as a new place to live<br />
Counting pregnant 12 year olds<br />
10 most creative cities in America according to Fast Company magazine<br />
Men watching Hallmark movies, wives don't tell people<br />
"My husband loves Lifetime."<br />
Crying together on the couch<br />
Read the Hallmark cards at the store<br />
Scrapbooking is the movement<br />
Scrapbooking is fo the 3 grader in you who likes the funny scissors<br />
Making websites is like scrapbooking<br />
Helping Betsy become a rich old woman<br />
Living in a gutter eating cabbage out of a dumpster<br />
I will make a mutt stole for you out of a German Shepherd<br />
The trophy row<br />
The Hippie Guy not Latino but Italian<br />
"You're the one who got away."<br />
Five minute dating<br />
Seven minutes in heaven is different than dating<br />
Pushing <a href="http://werecomingover.com">We're Coming Over</a> again<br />
Reading the quotes from the back</p>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-12-04.mp3
	Show: #191
Length: 43:51
Size: 30.1 mb
Format: mp3
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 149
	Show Notes
	Betsy all dressed up, well looking good
Fourth attempt to beat Maggie at screaming game
Elliot lost his head yesterday
Staying childless . . . wishing
The size of his head
This week at Goodwill
Size 8 suit for the</itunes:summary>
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