call | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for call. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2013 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for call. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for call. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg call | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for call. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove The End of Croncast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5444/The-End-of-Croncast_new-york-city_manhattan-podcast.php Blog
We've tried for the last few months to work on the things that were central to the show.

The content was easy. It's New York. Stand outside for 5 minutes anywhere and you've got a 10 minute bit.

It was the other things that impact production that we couldn't get in check.

And after taking a look at how we aren't meeting our goal or listener expectations (you know, like new episodes), we have to call it quits on Croncast.

For the next two weeks you will be able to download anything here or on iTunes that you'd like. After that it will be up to you to enjoy or pass along.

We'd like to thank everyone that helped to make this experience possible. We will miss all of you.

Cheers, Betsy and Kris.

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We've tried for the last few months to work on the things that were central to the show.

The content was easy. It's New York. Stand outside for 5 minutes anywhere and you've got a 10 minute bit.

It was the other things that impact production that we couldn't get in check.

And after taking a look at how we aren't meeting our goal or listener expectations (you know, like new episodes), we have to call it quits on Croncast.

For the next two weeks you will be able to download anything here or on iTunes that you'd like. After that it will be up to you to enjoy or pass along.

We'd like to thank everyone that helped to make this experience possible. We will miss all of you.

Cheers, Betsy and Kris.

Tags: new york city manhattan podcast ]]> Wed, 28 Mar 2012 13:31:21 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5444 We may not be crossing the finish line first, however we are. The show has been in the media race, so to speak, and it's run the course. We've tried for the last few months to work on the things that were central to the show. The content was easy. It's New York. Stand outside for 5 minutes anywhere and you've got a 10 minute no new york city, manhattan podcast, , , Talking To Strangers, Back In Ville, Cat Call http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5427/Talking-To-Strangers-Back-In-Ville-Cat-Call_betsy-smith_kris-smith.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

She's been gone and I'm talking to strangers
Naperville Goodwill run
Back to People Don't Kill People

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She's been gone and I'm talking to strangers
Naperville Goodwill run
Back to People Don't Kill People

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Tags: betsy smith kris smith new york nyc hurricane ]]> Wed, 28 Sep 2011 10:26:26 -0500 28:32 tag:croncast.com,5427 Episode: #762 | Length:28:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! She's been gone and I'm talking to strangers Naperville Goodwill run Back to People Don't Kill People no betsy smith, kris smith, new york, nyc, hurricane country call http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5109/country-call_country_.php Blog country call



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Tags: country ]]> Tue, 10 May 2011 20:57:37 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5109 no country, , , , Dude From L.A., Proper Table Talk, Killates http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4900/Dude-From-LA-Proper-Table-Talk-Killates_croncast_best-of-2010.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Yelp can't handle it
People from LA
New Yorkers don't have attitude
Proper table talk
Rich dudes
Pretended to get the wheel stuck
That would be groovy pie
Who let him in?
Same psychographic
So you're back
Pilates is not very manly
Everything that you ever wanted to know about pilates
It should be called Killates

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Tags: croncast best of 2010 funniest podcast longest episode ]]>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Yelp can't handle it
People from LA
New Yorkers don't have attitude
Proper table talk
Rich dudes
Pretended to get the wheel stuck
That would be groovy pie
Who let him in?
Same psychographic
So you're back
Pilates is not very manly
Everything that you ever wanted to know about pilates
It should be called Killates

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Tags: croncast best of 2010 funniest podcast longest episode ]]> Wed, 30 Mar 2011 09:12:59 -0500 27:48 tag:croncast.com,4900 Episode: #722 | Length:27:48 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Yelp can't handle it People from LA New Yorkers don't have attitude Proper table talk Rich dudes Pretended to get the wheel stuck That would be groovy pie Who let him in? Same psychographic So you're back Pilates is not no croncast, best of 2010, funniest podcast, longest episode, The IDF, Tats and Tears, East River Paddle Surf http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4520/The-IDF-Tats-and-Tears-East-River-Paddle-Surf_friday-13_that-friday.php Blog Length: 31:45
Format: mp3

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Friday the 13th
No I won't get out of bed
Talk soft it won't know we're here
Call from the IDF
The International Doorman Federation
Tats and tears
Only Ivy League white people
Who paddle surfs on the East River?

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Friday the 13th
No I won't get out of bed
Talk soft it won't know we're here
Call from the IDF
The International Doorman Federation
Tats and tears
Only Ivy League white people
Who paddle surfs on the East River?

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Tags: friday 13 that friday the idf international doorman federation east river paddle surfing ]]> Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:05:30 -0500 31:45 tag:croncast.com,4520 Episode: #664 Length: 31:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Friday the 13th No I won't get out of bed Talk soft it won't know we're here Call from the IDF The International Doorman Federation Tats and tears Only Ivy League white people Who paddle surfs on the East River? no friday 13, that friday, the idf, international doorman federation, east river Cadillac Paint 03 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4499/Cadillac-Paint-03_paint_cadillac.php Blog Cadillac Paint 03

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]>Cadillac Paint 03

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]> Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:39:41 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4499 we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's no paint, cadillac, chance, part, picked Cadillac Paint 01 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4501/Cadillac-Paint-01_paint_cadillac.php Blog Cadillac Paint 01

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]>Cadillac Paint 01

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]> Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:38:49 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4501 we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's no paint, cadillac, chance, part, picked Cadillac Paint 02 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4495/Cadillac-Paint-02_paint_cadillac.php Blog Cadillac Paint 02

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]>Cadillac Paint 02

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]> Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:37:59 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4495 we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's no paint, cadillac, chance, part, picked International Travel, Walk On, Lifting Up http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4392/International-Travel-Walk-On-Lifting-Up_Betsy-Shilts_Crimea.php Blog Length: 30:48
Format: mp3

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Beach it up for Memorial Day
They and you got the burns
Gangway shopping
The Crimea was calling me
The experiences are all Shilts
Your Shilts gene is strong
Feeder school
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Tags: Betsy Shilts Crimea gangway shopping genes feeder school ]]> Length: 30:48
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Beach it up for Memorial Day
They and you got the burns
Gangway shopping
The Crimea was calling me
The experiences are all Shilts
Your Shilts gene is strong
Feeder school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: Betsy Shilts Crimea gangway shopping genes feeder school ]]> Mon, 31 May 2010 17:00:03 -0500 30:48 tag:croncast.com,4392 Episode: #633 Length: 30:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Beach it up for Memorial Day They and you got the burns Gangway shopping The Crimea was calling me The experiences are all Shilts Your Shilts gene is strong Feeder school Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no Betsy Shilts, Crimea, gangway shopping, genes, feeder school Grimey Hot, Genetically Modified, Sandbox Sweet Corn http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4362/Grimey-Hot-Genetically-Modified-Sandbox-Sweet-Corn_grimey-hot_sweet-corn.php Blog Length: 27:47
Format: mp3

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Hawt in the city
Gotta keep your shirt on
Grimey in the NYC
Holding your breath outdoors
Replace all 's' with 'z'
Detasseling . . . Betsy never did it
Like a mummy in flannel
Setting you and America straight
Machine? What?
Nubile fingers of 11 year olds
I'd go back in that time machine
Growing sweet corn in my old sandbox
Taking it down with a chainsaw
What you know and don't
Wanted to win my mom a car
Address I would get stumped
The play shanty
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Tags: grimey hot sweet corn detasseling chainsaw sandbox ]]> Length: 27:47
Format: mp3

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Hawt in the city
Gotta keep your shirt on
Grimey in the NYC
Holding your breath outdoors
Replace all 's' with 'z'
Detasseling . . . Betsy never did it
Like a mummy in flannel
Setting you and America straight
Machine? What?
Nubile fingers of 11 year olds
I'd go back in that time machine
Growing sweet corn in my old sandbox
Taking it down with a chainsaw
What you know and don't
Wanted to win my mom a car
Address I would get stumped
The play shanty
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: grimey hot sweet corn detasseling chainsaw sandbox ]]> Mon, 03 May 2010 22:58:23 -0500 27:47 tag:croncast.com,4362 Episode: #622 Length: 27:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hawt in the city Gotta keep your shirt on Grimey in the NYC Holding your breath outdoors Replace all 's' with 'z' Detasseling . . . Betsy never did it Like a mummy in flannel Setting you and America straight Machine? no grimey hot, sweet corn, detasseling, chainsaw, sandbox UCB Improv Classes, Subway Rats, It Won't Fit http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4349/UCB-Improv-Classes-Subway-Rats-It-Wont-Fit_comedy-classes_nyc.php Blog Length: 27:40
Format: mp3

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My tore up voice
It's leaving a comment right now
Betsy graduates another level one comedy class
Placebo
That is a stupid word
Not even three minutes in
Roll with it, baby
You should take my classes
Toastmasters or Improv
Get on UCB team
What is wrong with this guy?
I care
He can't do that to my wife
At a Chucky Cheese?
They're all wrong
Alternative lifestyle
What did you do?
You can't roll with that
Redirect from that?
How?
The joke about one wing
You gotta recall that
Wrap up this wing
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Tags: comedy classes nyc subway rats upright citizens brigade ]]> Length: 27:40
Format: mp3

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My tore up voice
It's leaving a comment right now
Betsy graduates another level one comedy class
Placebo
That is a stupid word
Not even three minutes in
Roll with it, baby
You should take my classes
Toastmasters or Improv
Get on UCB team
What is wrong with this guy?
I care
He can't do that to my wife
At a Chucky Cheese?
They're all wrong
Alternative lifestyle
What did you do?
You can't roll with that
Redirect from that?
How?
The joke about one wing
You gotta recall that
Wrap up this wing
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: comedy classes nyc subway rats upright citizens brigade ]]> Mon, 26 Apr 2010 15:52:52 -0500 27:40 tag:croncast.com,4349 Episode: #619 Length: 27:40 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! My tore up voice It's leaving a comment right now Betsy graduates another level one comedy class Placebo That is a stupid word Not even three minutes in Roll with it, baby You should take my classes Toastmasters or Improv Get on UCB no comedy classes, nyc, subway rats, upright citizens brigade, The San Antonio, Doddering Bus Surfers, UES http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4340/The-San-Antonio-Doddering-Bus-Surfers-UES_ASPCA-cat_doddering.php Blog Length: 31:21
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
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Tags: ASPCA cat doddering bus surfer upper east side san antonio ]]> Length: 31:21
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: ASPCA cat doddering bus surfer upper east side san antonio ]]> Wed, 14 Apr 2010 09:14:17 -0500 31:21 tag:croncast.com,4340 Episode: #614 Length: 31:21 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady no ASPCA cat, doddering, bus surfer, upper east side, san antonio Bloodhound to Beauty, Circus School, Freudian Slip http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4336/Bloodhound-to-Beauty-Circus-School-Freudian-Slip_circus-school_freudian-slip.php Blog Length: 25:12
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: circus school freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Length: 25:12
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: circus school freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:18:18 -0500 25:12 tag:croncast.com,4336 Episode: #613 Length: 25:12 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips begin Who is the hot lady no circus school, freudian slip, NYC, bloodhound to beauty, Season 24 Ep 13: The Shorty Croncast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4335/Season-24-Ep-13:-The-Shorty-Croncast_smell-yourself_freudian-slip.php Podcasts Length: 4:03
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: smell yourself freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Length: 4:03
Format: mp3

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Those embarrassing moments
Like smelling yourself
Baby, you looked like a pigeon
The beauty of marriage
Not really, honey
Just behave normally
That's how I will pick up the next one
The Freudian slips begin
Who is the hot lady standing at my door?
Oh, that is my wife
Whew!
I can hit on her full force
Beauty to bloodhound or Bloodhound to beauty
Betsy telling the Wheel of Fortune story grows
It has a life of its own
How I won my to Upper East Side
Sounds way better than paid off my credit cards, wah wah
No affairs with shirtless men
Nothing
Making the sacrifice
The relationship that you have with the city
And scene
Here come his stand ins
Ready to make cat calls
I did not get to go to circus school
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: smell yourself freudian slip NYC bloodhound to beauty ]]> Mon, 12 Apr 2010 12:04:20 -0500 4:03 tag:croncast.com,4335 Episode: #613 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:03 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Those embarrassing moments Like smelling yourself Baby, you looked like a pigeon The beauty of marriage Not really, honey Just behave normally That's how I will pick up the next one The Freudian slips no smell yourself, freudian slip, NYC, bloodhound to beauty, Skype out on the iPad to @gadgetboy. Lesson learned? don't hit home button during call. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4313/Skype-out-on-the-iPad-to-@gadgetboy-Lesson-learned-dont-hit-home-button-during-call_home_button.php Blog Skype out on the iPad to @gadgetboy. Lesson learned? don't hit home button during call.

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Tags: home button during hit learned ]]>Skype out on the iPad to @gadgetboy. Lesson learned? don't hit home button during call.

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Tags: home button during hit learned ]]> Sat, 03 Apr 2010 10:08:42 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4313 ~ no home, button, during, hit, learned Panama Hats, Thrift Carnival, Suggestive Sales http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4295/Panama-Hats-Thrift-Carnival-Suggestive-Sales_suggestive-sales_cabbie-honk.php Blog Length: 25:36
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Class wars in the street
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Tags: suggestive sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Length: 25:36
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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Class wars in the street
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Tags: suggestive sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:36:05 -0500 25:36 tag:croncast.com,4295 Episode: #606 Length: 25:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes in no suggestive sales, cabbie honk, thrift carnival, vhs tapes, turbo tax Season 24 Ep 06: Das Sampla http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4294/Season-24-Ep-06:-Das-Sampla_suggest-sales_cabbie-honk.php Podcasts Length: 3:48
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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
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Tags: suggest sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Length: 3:48
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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
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Tags: suggest sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:15:35 -0500 3:48 tag:croncast.com,4294 Episode: #606 Sampler Length: 3:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes no suggest sales, cabbie honk, thrift carnival, vhs tapes, turbo tax Contagious Pregnancy, In The Trailer, The Burden http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4274/Contagious-Pregnancy-In-The-Trailer-The-Burden_new-york_city-living.php Podcasts Length: 29:27
Format: mp3

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I'm starting my road trip this morning
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Length: 29:27
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I'm starting my road trip this morning
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:58:25 -0600 29:27 tag:croncast.com,4274 Show: #559 Length: 29:27 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I'm starting my road trip this morning Show the notes must wait Hope you had a great weekend As I recall this show is like a therapy show I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out no new york, city living, manhattan to bx, hamptons, Season 23 Ep 24: A Sample of What We Do http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4273/Season-23-Ep-24:-A-Sample-of-What-We-Do_new-york_city-living.php Podcasts Length: 4:00
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I'm at the airport putting up the show
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Length: 4:00
Format: mp3

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I'm at the airport putting up the show
Show the notes must wait
Hope you had a great weekend
As I recall this show is like a therapy show
I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt
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Tags: new york city living manhattan to bx hamptons ]]> Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:52:13 -0600 4:00 tag:croncast.com,4273 Show: #559-Sampler Length: 4:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! I'm at the airport putting up the show Show the notes must wait Hope you had a great weekend As I recall this show is like a therapy show I can say without doubt that the next 5 episodes are hawt Oh! And if you use the no new york, city living, manhattan to bx, hamptons, Workaholism, Valentines Day, The Two New Yorks http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4246/Workaholism-Valentines-Day-The-Two-New-Yorks_aspca_collecting-cans.php Podcasts Length: 30:04
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Length: 30:04
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:51:03 -0600 30:02 tag:croncast.com,4246 Show: #549 Length: 30:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! The Valentines Day is coming I won't forget, baby Anniversary, yes. This, no. Cards with hearts, what? You do work, work but I do the rest My workaholism smells like vodka While I watch reality shows Threatening them to go to bed If I no aspca, collecting cans, valentines day, VH1, reality shows Season 23 Ep 14: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4245/Season-23-Ep-14:-Croncast-Sampler_aspca_collecting-cans.php Podcasts Length: 4:02
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Length: 4:02
Format: mp3

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The Valentines Day is coming
I won't forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I could work at VH1
You call that brainstorming
The art of casting them?
You are so flawed
But I love you
Working the ASPCA
You lured a stray dog into your car?
Ruining fast food forever
The franchise agreement
The two New Yorks
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: aspca collecting cans valentines day VH1 reality shows ]]> Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:47:47 -0600 4:03 tag:croncast.com,4245 Show: #549-Sampler Length: 4:02 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! The Valentines Day is coming I won't forget, baby Anniversary, yes. This, no. Cards with hearts, what? You do work, work but I do the rest My workaholism smells like vodka While I watch reality shows Threatening them to go no aspca, collecting cans, valentines day, VH1, reality shows Animal School, Deli Meat, It's Hawrible http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4240/Animal-School-Deli-Meat-Its-Hawrible_new-york_accents.php Podcasts Length: 26:17
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Where did this entitlement come from?
Gold medals ain't good enough
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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats ]]> Length: 26:17
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Where did this entitlement come from?
Gold medals ain't good enough
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats ]]> Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:19:43 -0600 26:17 tag:croncast.com,4240 Show: #546 Length: 26:17 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! We talk deli meat Kids and the 'f' word Picking up the accent Would you pay that for oranges? They call that a sale? $4.99 for oranges? I'd never shop there How many oranges are in that bag? Never He's 9! Where did this no new york, accents, oranges, water bugs, tiny rats Season 23 Ep 11: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4239/Season-23-Ep-11:-Croncast-Sampler_new-york_accents.php Podcasts Length: 5:00
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats ]]> Length: 5:00
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats ]]> Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:15:22 -0600 5:00 tag:croncast.com,4239 Show: #546-Sampler Length: 5:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! We talk deli meat Kids and the 'f' word Picking up the accent Would you pay that for oranges? They call that a sale? $4.99 for oranges? I'd never shop there How many oranges are in that bag? Never He's no new york, accents, oranges, water bugs, tiny rats The Night Out, Black Coats, Greasy Spoonage http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4230/The-Night-Out-Black-Coats-Greasy-Spoonage_betsy-smith_night-out.php Podcasts Length: 32:33
Format: mp3

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Leaving the comments
Sexy Betsy
That is all that I am calling you from now on
Like Galore Vixen
I went out with a new friend
It's hard to know what to dress like with new friends
She's a cool, cool kind of chick
Got pink streaks in her hair
She's a mommy, she's a nice lady
Guilt laden Bear speech
What?
Like wearing laundered clothes?
You gotta fill in the gaps
Had to put in earings
Always, but that is gaps of two years
Cough, cough
You didn't sound awful before
There are plenty of other folks that take 5 photos of themeselves a day
Maybe, they do
Let it hang there
Everybody here wears black
All winter coats are black
They all want to melt, it's like camo
Fast food is a class issue in NYC
If someone could ship me a chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell
The greasy spoon with Rolls Royces parked out front
It's a friggin greasy spoon
Park it in the cross walk
The kind you want to be!!
Driver will play on his iPhone while he waits
Angel the pitbull that attacked me
What kind of tool knows the name, got attacked and puts up a flier?
Talk of the NYC rub and tug joints
I was too busy doing the farmer's daughter


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Tags: betsy smith night out pink streaks farmers daughter ]]> Length: 32:33
Format: mp3

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Leaving the comments
Sexy Betsy
That is all that I am calling you from now on
Like Galore Vixen
I went out with a new friend
It's hard to know what to dress like with new friends
She's a cool, cool kind of chick
Got pink streaks in her hair
She's a mommy, she's a nice lady
Guilt laden Bear speech
What?
Like wearing laundered clothes?
You gotta fill in the gaps
Had to put in earings
Always, but that is gaps of two years
Cough, cough
You didn't sound awful before
There are plenty of other folks that take 5 photos of themeselves a day
Maybe, they do
Let it hang there
Everybody here wears black
All winter coats are black
They all want to melt, it's like camo
Fast food is a class issue in NYC
If someone could ship me a chili cheese burrito from Taco Bell
The greasy spoon with Rolls Royces parked out front
It's a friggin greasy spoon
Park it in the cross walk
The kind you want to be!!
Driver will play on his iPhone while he waits
Angel the pitbull that attacked me
What kind of tool knows the name, got attacked and puts up a flier?
Talk of the NYC rub and tug joints
I was too busy doing the farmer's daughter


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Tags: betsy smith night out pink streaks farmers daughter ]]> Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:32:47 -0600 32:33 tag:croncast.com,4230 Show: #541 Length: 32:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Leaving the comments Sexy Betsy That is all that I am calling you from now on Like Galore Vixen I went out with a new friend It's hard to know what to dress like with new friends She's a cool, cool kind of chick Got pink streaks in no betsy smith, night out, pink streaks, farmers daughter, The Penthouse, Bedazzled Shirts, Purse Selling Zombies http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4224/The-Penthouse-Bedazzled-Shirts-Purse-Selling-Zombies_Pure-Las-Vegas_VIP.php Podcasts Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

I can't tell you the story off the show
There is safety on the show
A good tight story
Directors cut?
Just tell me the story
Three hundred people waiting to get in . . .
And then us
Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K'
It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded
All too much
The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over
Failed arena football player
Heading to the penthouse party
Yes, I'll take you up right now
I don't fit at all
The head neck move dance all together
We make our way in
Turns out it is a Penthouse part
Not a penthouse party
Was TMZ there?
They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in
Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in?
I was on the of the line
Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show
Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom
No, but they did let me know I might not get in
Leave you outside?
Yeah, but I totally understand
Gonna make it happen
I know that you know that I am impressed
You aren't making eye contact with me
We get into the VIP area
That was it
Didn't know what to do after that
Then the free drinks began
They brought out the Cristal
It was a cliche of cliches
Everyone is loving it
The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up
Every Ed Hardy design was represented
Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there
Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying
I took Maggie to a craft shop
Where?
On Canal Street
Nice
Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies
I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven
That's marriage
The store was half empty
Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas


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Tags: Pure Las Vegas VIP Penthouse Party schlumpy Ed hardy ]]> Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

I can't tell you the story off the show
There is safety on the show
A good tight story
Directors cut?
Just tell me the story
Three hundred people waiting to get in . . .
And then us
Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K'
It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded
All too much
The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over
Failed arena football player
Heading to the penthouse party
Yes, I'll take you up right now
I don't fit at all
The head neck move dance all together
We make our way in
Turns out it is a Penthouse part
Not a penthouse party
Was TMZ there?
They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in
Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in?
I was on the of the line
Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show
Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom
No, but they did let me know I might not get in
Leave you outside?
Yeah, but I totally understand
Gonna make it happen
I know that you know that I am impressed
You aren't making eye contact with me
We get into the VIP area
That was it
Didn't know what to do after that
Then the free drinks began
They brought out the Cristal
It was a cliche of cliches
Everyone is loving it
The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up
Every Ed Hardy design was represented
Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there
Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying
I took Maggie to a craft shop
Where?
On Canal Street
Nice
Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies
I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven
That's marriage
The store was half empty
Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas


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Tags: Pure Las Vegas VIP Penthouse Party schlumpy Ed hardy ]]> Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:44:52 -0600 28:05 tag:croncast.com,4224 Show: #537 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 I can't tell you the story off the show There is safety on the show A good tight story Directors cut? Just tell me the story Three hundred people waiting to get in . . . And then us Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K' It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane no Pure Las Vegas, VIP, Penthouse Party, schlumpy, Ed hardy