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      <title>camera | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for camera. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for camera. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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 		<description>This is the keyword feed for camera. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>sundown flowers #4</title>
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		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2466303308/" title="sundown flowers #4"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2466303308_3afc6848a8.jpg"   alt="sundown flowers #4" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>singing backup to the yellow was this blue player.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i mentioned in the other photo post about wondering how the digital camera changed the color of the purple flowers, well, in this shot it was true to life with the blue and yellow in this shot.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i wonder if it could be something in the flower itself and the way it reflects light?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/blue">blue</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/blue"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/blue.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/yellow">yellow</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/yellow"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/yellow.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shot">shot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flowers">flowers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flowers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flowers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/life">life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2466303308/" title="sundown flowers #4"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3041/2466303308_3afc6848a8.jpg"   alt="sundown flowers #4" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>singing backup to the yellow was this blue player.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i mentioned in the other photo post about wondering how the digital camera changed the color of the purple flowers, well, in this shot it was true to life with the blue and yellow in this shot.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i wonder if it could be something in the flower itself and the way it reflects light?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/blue">blue</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/blue"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/blue.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/yellow">yellow</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/yellow"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/yellow.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shot">shot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flowers">flowers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flowers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flowers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/life">life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 19:34:53 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1697</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>

singing backup to the yellow was this blue player.

i mentioned in the other photo post about wondering how the digital camera changed the color of the purple flowers, well, in this shot it was true to life with the blue and yellow in this shot.

i wonder if it could be something in the flower itself and the way it reflects light?</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>blue, yellow, shot, flowers, life</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>sundown flowers 5</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1699/sundown-flowers-5_flower_hue.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2466305426/" title="sundown flowers #5"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/2466305426_f1e53c935c.jpg"   alt="sundown flowers #5" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>i need to learn more about cameras and the software that runs them. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
why?<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
the camera picked up an amazing neon like hue from these flower and they weren't nearly this vibrant in real life.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flower">flower</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flower"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flower.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hue">hue</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hue"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hue.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/neon">neon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/neon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/neon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/weren">weren</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/weren"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/weren.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/vibrant">vibrant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/vibrant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/vibrant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2466305426/" title="sundown flowers #5"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3225/2466305426_f1e53c935c.jpg"   alt="sundown flowers #5" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>i need to learn more about cameras and the software that runs them. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
why?<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
the camera picked up an amazing neon like hue from these flower and they weren't nearly this vibrant in real life.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flower">flower</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flower"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flower.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hue">hue</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hue"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hue.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/neon">neon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/neon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/neon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/weren">weren</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/weren"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/weren.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/vibrant">vibrant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/vibrant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/vibrant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 19:33:40 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1699</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

i need to learn more about cameras and the software that runs them. 

why?

the camera picked up an amazing neon like hue from these flower and they weren&#039;t nearly this vibrant in real life.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>flower, hue, neon, weren, vibrant</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 11: Eyeless dolls, Bolex at Goodwill, How did you know?</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1691/Season-20-Ep-11:-Eyeless-dolls-Bolex-at-Goodwill-How-did-you-know_Bolex_video-camera.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1691/cks-2008-05-02.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-02" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1691/cks-2008-05-02.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-02.mp3</a><br>
Show: #486<br />
  Length: 31:00<br>
  Size: 21.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1691/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-02.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Short show notes, sorry<br>
The greatest goodwill find of all time<br>
Sure it is<br>
So was the Kirby vacuum <br>
It's a Bolex Video Camera<br>
Spooky stuff on this show<br>
"How did you know?"<br>
I can see you there with two hand fulls of dirt<br>
What about the eyeless dolls?
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bolex">Bolex</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bolex"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bolex.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/video camera">video camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/video camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/video camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kirby Vacuum">Kirby Vacuum</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kirby Vacuum"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kirby Vacuum.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eyeless dolls">eyeless dolls</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eyeless dolls"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eyeless dolls.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/spooky">spooky</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/spooky"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/spooky.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1691/cks-2008-05-02.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-02" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1691/cks-2008-05-02.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-02.mp3</a><br>
Show: #486<br />
  Length: 31:00<br>
  Size: 21.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1691/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-02.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Short show notes, sorry<br>
The greatest goodwill find of all time<br>
Sure it is<br>
So was the Kirby vacuum <br>
It's a Bolex Video Camera<br>
Spooky stuff on this show<br>
"How did you know?"<br>
I can see you there with two hand fulls of dirt<br>
What about the eyeless dolls?
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bolex">Bolex</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bolex"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bolex.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/video camera">video camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/video camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/video camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kirby Vacuum">Kirby Vacuum</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kirby Vacuum"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kirby Vacuum.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eyeless dolls">eyeless dolls</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eyeless dolls"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eyeless dolls.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/spooky">spooky</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/spooky"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/spooky.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 11:20:55 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>31:00</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1691</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-02.mp3
Show: #486
  Length: 31:00
  Size: 21.3 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Short show notes, sorry
The</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Bolex, video camera, Kirby Vacuum, eyeless dolls, spooky</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>dual cam shoot by @chrisbrogan with passionate interviewee</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1666/dual-cam-shoot-by-@chrisbrogan-with-passionate-interviewee_interviewee_step.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2439540546/" title="dual cam shoot by @chrisbrogan with passionate interviewee"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3087/2439540546_040a881e0a.jpg"   alt="dual cam shoot by @chrisbrogan with passionate interviewee" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>about to step in front of camera.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Anyone know the interviewee? he was very into it.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/interviewee">interviewee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/interviewee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/interviewee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/step">step</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/step"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/step.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera">camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/front">front</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/front"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/front.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/passionate">passionate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/passionate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/passionate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2439540546/" title="dual cam shoot by @chrisbrogan with passionate interviewee"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3087/2439540546_040a881e0a.jpg"   alt="dual cam shoot by @chrisbrogan with passionate interviewee" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>about to step in front of camera.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Anyone know the interviewee? he was very into it.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/interviewee">interviewee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/interviewee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/interviewee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/step">step</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/step"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/step.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera">camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/front">front</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/front"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/front.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/passionate">passionate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/passionate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/passionate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:44:02 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1666</guid>

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about to step in front of camera.

Anyone know the interviewee? he was very into it.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>interviewee, step, camera, front, passionate</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>lethargic bee</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1636/lethargic-bee_bee_lethargic.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2423409801/" title="lethargic bee"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2137/2423409801_b57377dcf5.jpg"   alt="lethargic bee" border=0 /></a></p>

On my quick walk this afternoon I came across this bee on the wooden bridge in the park. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
It was still for a while and I got this shot. The others were really blurry. My camera seems to be having focusing issues even when in manual mode.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bee">bee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lethargic">lethargic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lethargic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lethargic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera focus">camera focus</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera focus"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera focus.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sony dsc-r1">sony dsc-r1</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sony dsc-r1"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sony dsc-r1.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2423409801/" title="lethargic bee"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2137/2423409801_b57377dcf5.jpg"   alt="lethargic bee" border=0 /></a></p>

On my quick walk this afternoon I came across this bee on the wooden bridge in the park. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
It was still for a while and I got this shot. The others were really blurry. My camera seems to be having focusing issues even when in manual mode.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bee">bee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lethargic">lethargic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lethargic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lethargic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera focus">camera focus</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera focus"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera focus.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sony dsc-r1">sony dsc-r1</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sony dsc-r1"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sony dsc-r1.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 17:20:10 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1636</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>

On my quick walk this afternoon I came across this bee on the wooden bridge in the park. 

It was still for a while and I got this shot. The others were really blurry. My camera seems to be having focusing issues even when in manual mode.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>bee, lethargic, camera focus, sony dsc-r1, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Maggers and the dude</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1470/Maggers-and-the-dude_missing_camera.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2332179080/" title="Maggers and the dude"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/2332179080_2af6066b97.jpg"   alt="Maggers and the dude" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Maggie, aka Gigi, hanging with her favorite of the dogs, Zeus.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Camera is missing anti-green eye flash.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/missing">missing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/missing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/missing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera">camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/anti">anti</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/anti"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/anti.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/green">green</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/green"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/green.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flash">flash</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flash"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flash.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2332179080/" title="Maggers and the dude"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/2332179080_2af6066b97.jpg"   alt="Maggers and the dude" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Maggie, aka Gigi, hanging with her favorite of the dogs, Zeus.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Camera is missing anti-green eye flash.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/missing">missing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/missing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/missing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera">camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/anti">anti</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/anti"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/anti.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/green">green</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/green"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/green.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flash">flash</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flash"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flash.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:33:44 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1470</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>


Maggie, aka Gigi, hanging with her favorite of the dogs, Zeus.

Camera is missing anti-green eye flash.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>missing, camera, anti, green, flash</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Are you going to CES?</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1282/Are-you-going-to-CES_10-megapixel_CES-2008.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[If you are making the trip to Vegas for CES 2008 next week I'd like to ask that you do me a favor. You ready? <br><br>Maybe it is two favors.<br><br>Keep your eyes peeled for:
<br><br>
1) cell phones that have a 5 megapixels or greater camera with a flash and a full QWERTY keypad<br>
2) digital cameras 10+ megapixels that offer evdo, edge, wimax (what have you for connectivity) built in<br><br>
I know a couple of you will be there and if you see either of these types of products about ping me to let me know if they exist or there is something even cooler along those lines.<br><br>In return I will look up to the nights sky and name a star after you. If that won't work then a show shout out and some linkage are in order.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/10 megapixel">10 megapixel</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/10 megapixel"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/10 megapixel.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/CES 2008">CES 2008</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/CES 2008"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/CES 2008.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Las Vegas">Las Vegas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Las Vegas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Las Vegas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/evdo">evdo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/evdo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/evdo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/edge">edge</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/edge"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/edge.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wimax">wimax</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wimax"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wimax.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[If you are making the trip to Vegas for CES 2008 next week I'd like to ask that you do me a favor. You ready? <br><br>Maybe it is two favors.<br><br>Keep your eyes peeled for:
<br><br>
1) cell phones that have a 5 megapixels or greater camera with a flash and a full QWERTY keypad<br>
2) digital cameras 10+ megapixels that offer evdo, edge, wimax (what have you for connectivity) built in<br><br>
I know a couple of you will be there and if you see either of these types of products about ping me to let me know if they exist or there is something even cooler along those lines.<br><br>In return I will look up to the nights sky and name a star after you. If that won't work then a show shout out and some linkage are in order.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/10 megapixel">10 megapixel</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/10 megapixel"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/10 megapixel.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/CES 2008">CES 2008</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/CES 2008"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/CES 2008.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Las Vegas">Las Vegas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Las Vegas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Las Vegas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/evdo">evdo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/evdo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/evdo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/edge">edge</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/edge"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/edge.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wimax">wimax</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wimax"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wimax.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:24:20 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1282</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>If you are making the trip to Vegas for CES 2008 next week I&#039;d like to ask that you do me a favor. You ready? Maybe it is two favors.Keep your eyes peeled for:

1) cell phones that have a 5 megapixels or greater camera with a flash and a full QWERTY keypad
2) digital cameras 10+ megapixels that offer evdo, edge, wimax (what have you for</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>10 megapixel, CES 2008, Las Vegas, evdo, edge</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Am I, are you, killing photography as art?</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1264/Am-I-are-you-killing-photography-as-art_photography_Peter-Plagens.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href=http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/typepad/social_media/~3/208252600/is-photography.html">JD Lasica</a> had a short post about a Newsweek article by Peter Plagens, "<a href=http://www.newsweek.com/id/73349">Is Photography Dead?</a>", that caught my attention. With my recent flickr addiction and new found ability to find amazing photographs, art quality, at least once a minute simply by refreshing the public timeline, I thought this piece would be spot on.<br><br>Turns out, not so much. But a great start to a discussion, yes.<br><br>Article summary and writer's argument in a single sentence:<blockquote>"The advent of digital technology only exacerbated photography's flight into fable."</blockquote>Reader comment that sums it up accurately (there are ton but this one works):<blockquote>"With the advances in digital cameras and film, I think the art of photography is accessible to more than it has ever been today."</blockquote><a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/73349/output/comments">Read the article comments</a>.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photography">photography</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photography"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photography.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Peter Plagens">Peter Plagens</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Peter Plagens"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Peter Plagens.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/JD Lasica">JD Lasica</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/JD Lasica"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/JD Lasica.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/digital photography">digital photography</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/digital photography"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/digital photography.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photo art">photo art</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photo art"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photo art.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href=http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/typepad/social_media/~3/208252600/is-photography.html">JD Lasica</a> had a short post about a Newsweek article by Peter Plagens, "<a href=http://www.newsweek.com/id/73349">Is Photography Dead?</a>", that caught my attention. With my recent flickr addiction and new found ability to find amazing photographs, art quality, at least once a minute simply by refreshing the public timeline, I thought this piece would be spot on.<br><br>Turns out, not so much. But a great start to a discussion, yes.<br><br>Article summary and writer's argument in a single sentence:<blockquote>"The advent of digital technology only exacerbated photography's flight into fable."</blockquote>Reader comment that sums it up accurately (there are ton but this one works):<blockquote>"With the advances in digital cameras and film, I think the art of photography is accessible to more than it has ever been today."</blockquote><a href="http://www.newsweek.com/id/73349/output/comments">Read the article comments</a>.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photography">photography</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photography"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photography.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Peter Plagens">Peter Plagens</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Peter Plagens"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Peter Plagens.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/JD Lasica">JD Lasica</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/JD Lasica"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/JD Lasica.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/digital photography">digital photography</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/digital photography"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/digital photography.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photo art">photo art</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photo art"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photo art.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 08:08:31 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1264</guid>

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         <title>What is the best camera phone?</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1221/What-is-the-best-camera-phone_camera-phone_Sony-Ericsson-K800i.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm going to be returning my iPhone to my former employer and want to continue mobile live photo blogging. Sure I have my Treo but the photo quality isn't in the same ballpark as the iPhone.<Br><br>I've looked online at the <a href="http://reviews.cnet.com/cell-phones/sony-ericsson-k800i-cyber/4505-6454_7-31982592.html">Sony Ericsson K800i</a> which is supposed to be the best mobile camera. This is great but it is missing a QWERTY keyboard which make the blogging part much easier than having to click the 7 on my phone 4 times to get to the letter S. Lots of letter 's' in the English language.<br><br>I've also looked at the Nokia N95 and the Sony Ericsson K850i but sans keyboard I am not as excited.<br><br>Do you know of any alternatives that might have a 3.2 megapixel  or higher camera and a full keyboard? Maybe something that has yet to be released? How about a camera with EVDO or EDGE support?<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera phone">camera phone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera phone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera phone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Sony Ericsson K800i">Sony Ericsson K800i</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Sony Ericsson K800i"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Sony Ericsson K800i.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Nokia N95">Nokia N95</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Nokia N95"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Nokia N95.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Sony Ericsson K850i">Sony Ericsson K850i</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Sony Ericsson K850i"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Sony Ericsson K850i.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera phone with qwerty">camera phone with qwerty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera phone with qwerty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera phone with qwerty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm going to be returning my iPhone to my former employer and want to continue mobile live photo blogging. Sure I have my Treo but the photo quality isn't in the same ballpark as the iPhone.<Br><br>I've looked online at the <a href="http://reviews.cnet.com/cell-phones/sony-ericsson-k800i-cyber/4505-6454_7-31982592.html">Sony Ericsson K800i</a> which is supposed to be the best mobile camera. This is great but it is missing a QWERTY keyboard which make the blogging part much easier than having to click the 7 on my phone 4 times to get to the letter S. Lots of letter 's' in the English language.<br><br>I've also looked at the Nokia N95 and the Sony Ericsson K850i but sans keyboard I am not as excited.<br><br>Do you know of any alternatives that might have a 3.2 megapixel  or higher camera and a full keyboard? Maybe something that has yet to be released? How about a camera with EVDO or EDGE support?<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera phone">camera phone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera phone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera phone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Sony Ericsson K800i">Sony Ericsson K800i</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Sony Ericsson K800i"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Sony Ericsson K800i.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Nokia N95">Nokia N95</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Nokia N95"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Nokia N95.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Sony Ericsson K850i">Sony Ericsson K850i</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Sony Ericsson K850i"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Sony Ericsson K850i.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera phone with qwerty">camera phone with qwerty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera phone with qwerty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera phone with qwerty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 10:42:45 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1221</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>I&#039;m going to be returning my iPhone to my former employer and want to continue mobile live photo blogging. Sure I have my Treo but the photo quality isn&#039;t in the same ballpark as the iPhone.I&#039;ve looked online at the Sony Ericsson K800i which is supposed to be the best mobile camera. This is great but it is missing a QWERTY keyboard</itunes:summary>
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         <title>suited and on the way</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1217/suited-and-on-the-way_back_head.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2068538331/" title="suited and on the way"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2307/2068538331_d37507c134.jpg"   alt="suited and on the way" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Took this while on my way to an interview.<br border=0 />
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I got some serious jowling in this photo.<br border=0 />
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Never again will I pill my neck back to get my head in a shot and the camera out of it.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/head">head</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/head"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/head.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shot">shot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera">camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/neck">neck</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/neck"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/neck.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2068538331/" title="suited and on the way"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2307/2068538331_d37507c134.jpg"   alt="suited and on the way" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Took this while on my way to an interview.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I got some serious jowling in this photo.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Never again will I pill my neck back to get my head in a shot and the camera out of it.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/head">head</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/head"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/head.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shot">shot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera">camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/neck">neck</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/neck"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/neck.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:41:04 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1217</guid>

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Took this while on my way to an interview.

I got some serious jowling in this photo.

Never again will I pill my neck back to get my head in a shot and the camera out of it.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Think differently about RSS and its uses</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1210/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses_live-photo-blogging_RSS-as-API.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.<br><br>I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.<br><br>Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.<br><br>First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier. <br><br>Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.<br><br>How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.<br><br>In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.<br><br>Here's how it goes down:<br><br>1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo<br><br>What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery <br><br><b>Summary:</b> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.<br><br>I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.<br><br>Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.<br><br>First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier. <br><br>Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.<br><br>How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.<br><br>In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.<br><br>Here's how it goes down:<br><br>1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo<br><br>What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery <br><br><b>Summary:</b> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:39:03 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1210</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-05 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-05.mp3</a><br>
Show: #418<br />
  Length: 30:21<br>
  Size: 20.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007</strong></p>
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It's TFF . . . Tell a Friend Friday<br>
Here's what we got going on<br>
Tons of comments coming in<br>
Today will not be typical show . . . we're reading comments<br>
Lots of entries in my haphazard Google contest<br>
Finding the ones that were for the contest were hard<br>
Now we need to figure out who the hell these people are<br>
Not like your legs are broken<br>
Just your Jaguar<br>
It is the saddest looking thing<br>
Tags are expired, hood ornament torn off, license plate holder Magic Erasered and leaking oil<br>
Did I mention I haven't driven it for about 3 months?<br>
The voting at Blogger's Choice Awards is difficult<br>
Thanks to everyone who visited<br>
We're gonna read the comments and contest entries<br>
Comment - You parents can find you if they want.<br>
Saggy Balls 101 wants to party<br>
Comment - No need for video<br>
He's a purist, like a biker<br>
I would do it as a three camera shoot<br>
5 minute wrap up of week<br>
Comment - The karma comment<br>
I full well expect it<br>
Since I didn't swallow the scope I am not on same page<br>
After they listen to about 3 of these shows, guaranteed<br>
We've had this discussion<br>
Bottom line, I expect it and would respect their decision<br>
Keeping grammy close enough to make things normal<br>
You never cared about me<br>
Let's move on before we bore everyone<br>
Comment - Curl that gun hand into a fist<br>
Comment - Kid getting picked on<br>
Same thing that they were doing already<br>
Mob of gigantic kids jacked up Captain Crunch and Cartoon Network<br>
While he is eating his Kix and watching PBS Sprout<br>
Not to say that my kids are any different<br>
You were picked on as a kids too<br>
Yeah, it made me funnier<br>
Hope your kids use it as material later<br>
When I wrote it on my folder I meant it<br>
Grunge stick figures<br>
You're psycho<br>
Move forward please<br>
Our whole meeting . . . there were many times<br>
I would have caught you slow driving in front of my house<br>
Lesson in beatup karma<br>
The pom-pom squad is not the delicate flowers<br>
Doubt there was  delicate flower that hadn't been had in your school<br>
Vickie got her ass kicked by this girl<br>
What brought this on? I know you sister<br>
I'm not saying that it was provoked<br>
My parents came together and went to school<br>
Vickie is now planning class reunion<br>
She gets a hunk of the class list<br>
I tried to find the girl . . . but couldn't after her last arrest<br>
She was offering sexual favors at the court house to pay her tickets<br>
Attorney's are perfect<br>
There is no client, paternity privaleg<br>
Comment - When exactly were you two cool?<br>
Part of my psychosis thinking I have been cool since birth<br>
Probably a social disorder<br>
I proved that I am not cool by taking you to nerd convention<br>
Elbow deep in the back of a goat<br>
Don't you remember goat cervix bangles?<br>
I invented those<br>
My dad was on Montel<br>
And my baby sitter was Cindy Crawford<br>
People have know me for 20-30 minutes before I tell them<br>
We both have a lot of self-confidence<br>
We went through crazy shit together <br>
Captain of the pom-pom squad is not cool<br>
Maybe in Sycamore<br>
They went to drink out of the cow tank<br><br>
<b>Contest entries</b> - if anyone of these is yours leave a comment with your email and I will get back to you to get your address for stickers<br><br>We read all of these on the show and tell some stories in between<br><br>
1) croncast geek star kris and smoking Betsy are you still doing that? How are you going to locate a
winner? by name? Robert
<br>
2) kris smith a man who can survive betsy
<br>
3) kris smith a man who gets locked in the basement by his loveing family
<br>
4) kris smith living the dream in naperville
<br>
5) croncast rockin to van halen
<br>
6) kris, this is your mom, I have a knife to send to maggie! give me your address!
<br>
7) worm farm sex
<br>
8) croncast betsy cow print
<br>
9) croncast betsy loves dawn
<br>
10) croncast Kris -"How are you going to know who submits the search?" -Kore Peterson -"The first to
leave a comment for you via google."
<br>
11) croncast Kris get out of the basement and live life
<br>
12) croncast Kris loves John Elway Dodge
<br>
13) pics of sweet ASS street racing cars
<br>
14) betsy hates blue hair death to dawn
<br>
15) kris, out of puffy cuff goodle ideas
<br>
16) puffy cuffs are sexy
<br>
17) nerd bearded kris
<br>
18) +croncast Leave the comedy to Betsy
<br>
19) (kris betsy croncast) -"The blubbery bald bear's brawny baby batter befouled the bountiful,
bodacious, bouncing boobies of betsy"<br>
<br><br>
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<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Cartoon Network">Cartoon Network</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Cartoon Network"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Cartoon Network.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Magic Eraser">Magic Eraser</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Magic Eraser"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Magic Eraser.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/TFF">TFF</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/TFF"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/TFF.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Evo Terra">Evo Terra</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Evo Terra"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Evo Terra.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goat cervix bangles">goat cervix bangles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goat cervix bangles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goat cervix bangles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-05 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-05.mp3</a><br>
Show: #418<br />
  Length: 30:21<br>
  Size: 20.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-05.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
It's TFF . . . Tell a Friend Friday<br>
Here's what we got going on<br>
Tons of comments coming in<br>
Today will not be typical show . . . we're reading comments<br>
Lots of entries in my haphazard Google contest<br>
Finding the ones that were for the contest were hard<br>
Now we need to figure out who the hell these people are<br>
Not like your legs are broken<br>
Just your Jaguar<br>
It is the saddest looking thing<br>
Tags are expired, hood ornament torn off, license plate holder Magic Erasered and leaking oil<br>
Did I mention I haven't driven it for about 3 months?<br>
The voting at Blogger's Choice Awards is difficult<br>
Thanks to everyone who visited<br>
We're gonna read the comments and contest entries<br>
Comment - You parents can find you if they want.<br>
Saggy Balls 101 wants to party<br>
Comment - No need for video<br>
He's a purist, like a biker<br>
I would do it as a three camera shoot<br>
5 minute wrap up of week<br>
Comment - The karma comment<br>
I full well expect it<br>
Since I didn't swallow the scope I am not on same page<br>
After they listen to about 3 of these shows, guaranteed<br>
We've had this discussion<br>
Bottom line, I expect it and would respect their decision<br>
Keeping grammy close enough to make things normal<br>
You never cared about me<br>
Let's move on before we bore everyone<br>
Comment - Curl that gun hand into a fist<br>
Comment - Kid getting picked on<br>
Same thing that they were doing already<br>
Mob of gigantic kids jacked up Captain Crunch and Cartoon Network<br>
While he is eating his Kix and watching PBS Sprout<br>
Not to say that my kids are any different<br>
You were picked on as a kids too<br>
Yeah, it made me funnier<br>
Hope your kids use it as material later<br>
When I wrote it on my folder I meant it<br>
Grunge stick figures<br>
You're psycho<br>
Move forward please<br>
Our whole meeting . . . there were many times<br>
I would have caught you slow driving in front of my house<br>
Lesson in beatup karma<br>
The pom-pom squad is not the delicate flowers<br>
Doubt there was  delicate flower that hadn't been had in your school<br>
Vickie got her ass kicked by this girl<br>
What brought this on? I know you sister<br>
I'm not saying that it was provoked<br>
My parents came together and went to school<br>
Vickie is now planning class reunion<br>
She gets a hunk of the class list<br>
I tried to find the girl . . . but couldn't after her last arrest<br>
She was offering sexual favors at the court house to pay her tickets<br>
Attorney's are perfect<br>
There is no client, paternity privaleg<br>
Comment - When exactly were you two cool?<br>
Part of my psychosis thinking I have been cool since birth<br>
Probably a social disorder<br>
I proved that I am not cool by taking you to nerd convention<br>
Elbow deep in the back of a goat<br>
Don't you remember goat cervix bangles?<br>
I invented those<br>
My dad was on Montel<br>
And my baby sitter was Cindy Crawford<br>
People have know me for 20-30 minutes before I tell them<br>
We both have a lot of self-confidence<br>
We went through crazy shit together <br>
Captain of the pom-pom squad is not cool<br>
Maybe in Sycamore<br>
They went to drink out of the cow tank<br><br>
<b>Contest entries</b> - if anyone of these is yours leave a comment with your email and I will get back to you to get your address for stickers<br><br>We read all of these on the show and tell some stories in between<br><br>
1) croncast geek star kris and smoking Betsy are you still doing that? How are you going to locate a
winner? by name? Robert
<br>
2) kris smith a man who can survive betsy
<br>
3) kris smith a man who gets locked in the basement by his loveing family
<br>
4) kris smith living the dream in naperville
<br>
5) croncast rockin to van halen
<br>
6) kris, this is your mom, I have a knife to send to maggie! give me your address!
<br>
7) worm farm sex
<br>
8) croncast betsy cow print
<br>
9) croncast betsy loves dawn
<br>
10) croncast Kris -"How are you going to know who submits the search?" -Kore Peterson -"The first to
leave a comment for you via google."
<br>
11) croncast Kris get out of the basement and live life
<br>
12) croncast Kris loves John Elway Dodge
<br>
13) pics of sweet ASS street racing cars
<br>
14) betsy hates blue hair death to dawn
<br>
15) kris, out of puffy cuff goodle ideas
<br>
16) puffy cuffs are sexy
<br>
17) nerd bearded kris
<br>
18) +croncast Leave the comedy to Betsy
<br>
19) (kris betsy croncast) -"The blubbery bald bear's brawny baby batter befouled the bountiful,
bodacious, bouncing boobies of betsy"<br>
<br><br>
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<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Cartoon Network">Cartoon Network</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Cartoon Network"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Cartoon Network.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Magic Eraser">Magic Eraser</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Magic Eraser"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Magic Eraser.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/TFF">TFF</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/TFF"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/TFF.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Evo Terra">Evo Terra</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Evo Terra"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Evo Terra.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goat cervix bangles">goat cervix bangles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goat cervix bangles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goat cervix bangles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:24:12 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
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         <title>Kris and Betsy Smith</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1012/Kris-and-Betsy-Smith_betsy_say.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/1479132605/" title="Kris and Betsy Smith"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1264/1479132605_e18bc841bd.jpg"   alt="Kris and Betsy Smith" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Betsy and I smiling for the camera as NME was wrapping up.<br border=0 />
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Thanks to Craig for getting this shot.<br border=0 />
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Also need to say thanks to everyone that we hung out with and shared meals with. Cheers.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/say">say</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/say"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/say.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/need">need</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/need"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/need.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hung">hung</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hung"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hung.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meals">meals</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meals"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meals.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[

<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/1479132605/" title="Kris and Betsy Smith"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1264/1479132605_e18bc841bd.jpg"   alt="Kris and Betsy Smith" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Betsy and I smiling for the camera as NME was wrapping up.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Thanks to Craig for getting this shot.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Also need to say thanks to everyone that we hung out with and shared meals with. Cheers.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/say">say</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/say"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/say.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/need">need</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/need"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/need.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hung">hung</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hung"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hung.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meals">meals</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meals"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meals.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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Betsy and I smiling for the camera as NME was wrapping up.

Thanks to Craig for getting this shot.

Also need to say thanks to everyone that we hung out with and shared meals with. Cheers.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Smartphone absurdity, I want just one</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/885/Smartphone-absurdity-I-want-just-one_iPhone_xv6700.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I didn't realize how absurd this smartphone crap was until the day before yesterday. We have a potential client using Blackberries as podcast players. Which was no big deal since I worked on a solution a few years ago at my day job but I needed to get the same version as the client. Hence a new <a href="http://reviews.cnet.com/4520-6602_7-5020355-1.html">radiation hot spot</a> for my palm.<br><br>Now in the house:<br><br>1 Treo 700 (mine, Verizon)<br>1 xv6700 (Betsy, Verizon)<br>1 iPhone (work, AT&T)<br>1 Blackberry 8703e (work, Sprint)<br><br><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/1232602528/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1090/1232602528_d00bdda34f.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Smart phone absurdity" border="0"/></a>
<br><br>Two of them are for work, like I marked them above, but it is ridiculous. They all do like one thing better than the others, one carrier's plan is better priced or the network makes all the difference. What do I mean?<br><br>Best sounding as a phone:<br>1. Treo   <br>2. iPhone  <br>3. Blackberry  <br>4. xv6700 (horrible)<br><br>Ease of use as a phone:<br>1. iPhone (my mother-in-law could use it)  <br>2. Treo  <br>3. Blackberry  <br>4. xv6700 (need 3 hands to make a call)<br><br>Ease of use overall:<br>1. iPhone  <br>2. Blackberry  <br>3.  Treo <br>4. xv6700 <br><br>Best OS:<br>1. xv6700 (windows mobile 5.0, too bad everything else about it sucks)  <br>2. iPhone  <br>3. Treo <br>4. Blackberry<br><br>Best media playback:<br>1. iPhone (wonder why?)  <br>2. xv6700  <br>3. Treo <br>4. Blackberry<br><br>Best keypad:<br>1. Blackberry (update: thanks Garrick for pointing out I misspelled it the first time -LOL) <br>2. Treo  <br>3. xv6700 <br>4. iPhone (it's pretty . . . hard to use quickly)<br><br>Best sms device:<br>1. Treo <br>2. Blackberry  <br>3. xv6700 <br>4. iPhone<br><br>Best email device:<br>1.  Blackberry <br>2. Treo (would be third if AT&T edge were faster)<br>3. iPhone (on wifi this is second) <br>4. xv6700<br><br>Best web device (network):<br>1.  Treo (doubles as EV-DO modem, love it) <br>2. xv6700 (doubles as EV-DO modem, never used it)<br>3. iPhone <br>4. Blackberry (locked into a special start page, blah and doubles as EVDO modem but Sprint rates are insane)<br><br>Best web device (wifi):<br>1.  iPhone (experience much like real browsing <br>2. xv6700 (fast but reformats pages)<br>The other two are AWOL with no wifi capability<br><br>Best camera:<br>1.  iPhone <br>2. Treo <br>3. xv6700 <br>Blackberry is without<br><br>Best network:<br>1.  Verizon<br>2. Sprint<br>3. AT&T<br><br>Best overall:<br>1.  iPhone <br>2. Treo <br>3. Blackberry <br>4. xv6700<br><br>Taking all of this into consideration and my experience with all four operating systems and form factors, I have decided that my ultimate phone and carrier combo would look something like this:<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/myPhone.jpg">
<br><br>An iPhone on Verizon's network, use as EV-DO modem, with an add on keypad and GPS onboard. That would get an 'ooh la la' and an amen.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPhone">iPhone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPhone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPhone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/xv6700">xv6700</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/xv6700"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/xv6700.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Treo 700">Treo 700</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Treo 700"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Treo 700.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Blackberry 8703e">Blackberry 8703e</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Blackberry 8703e"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Blackberry 8703e.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Verizon EVDO">Verizon EVDO</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Verizon EVDO"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Verizon EVDO.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Sprint GPS">Sprint GPS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Sprint GPS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Sprint GPS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I didn't realize how absurd this smartphone crap was until the day before yesterday. We have a potential client using Blackberries as podcast players. Which was no big deal since I worked on a solution a few years ago at my day job but I needed to get the same version as the client. Hence a new <a href="http://reviews.cnet.com/4520-6602_7-5020355-1.html">radiation hot spot</a> for my palm.<br><br>Now in the house:<br><br>1 Treo 700 (mine, Verizon)<br>1 xv6700 (Betsy, Verizon)<br>1 iPhone (work, AT&T)<br>1 Blackberry 8703e (work, Sprint)<br><br><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/1232602528/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1090/1232602528_d00bdda34f.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Smart phone absurdity" border="0"/></a>
<br><br>Two of them are for work, like I marked them above, but it is ridiculous. They all do like one thing better than the others, one carrier's plan is better priced or the network makes all the difference. What do I mean?<br><br>Best sounding as a phone:<br>1. Treo   <br>2. iPhone  <br>3. Blackberry  <br>4. xv6700 (horrible)<br><br>Ease of use as a phone:<br>1. iPhone (my mother-in-law could use it)  <br>2. Treo  <br>3. Blackberry  <br>4. xv6700 (need 3 hands to make a call)<br><br>Ease of use overall:<br>1. iPhone  <br>2. Blackberry  <br>3.  Treo <br>4. xv6700 <br><br>Best OS:<br>1. xv6700 (windows mobile 5.0, too bad everything else about it sucks)  <br>2. iPhone  <br>3. Treo <br>4. Blackberry<br><br>Best media playback:<br>1. iPhone (wonder why?)  <br>2. xv6700  <br>3. Treo <br>4. Blackberry<br><br>Best keypad:<br>1. Blackberry (update: thanks Garrick for pointing out I misspelled it the first time -LOL) <br>2. Treo  <br>3. xv6700 <br>4. iPhone (it's pretty . . . hard to use quickly)<br><br>Best sms device:<br>1. Treo <br>2. Blackberry  <br>3. xv6700 <br>4. iPhone<br><br>Best email device:<br>1.  Blackberry <br>2. Treo (would be third if AT&T edge were faster)<br>3. iPhone (on wifi this is second) <br>4. xv6700<br><br>Best web device (network):<br>1.  Treo (doubles as EV-DO modem, love it) <br>2. xv6700 (doubles as EV-DO modem, never used it)<br>3. iPhone <br>4. Blackberry (locked into a special start page, blah and doubles as EVDO modem but Sprint rates are insane)<br><br>Best web device (wifi):<br>1.  iPhone (experience much like real browsing <br>2. xv6700 (fast but reformats pages)<br>The other two are AWOL with no wifi capability<br><br>Best camera:<br>1.  iPhone <br>2. Treo <br>3. xv6700 <br>Blackberry is without<br><br>Best network:<br>1.  Verizon<br>2. Sprint<br>3. AT&T<br><br>Best overall:<br>1.  iPhone <br>2. Treo <br>3. Blackberry <br>4. xv6700<br><br>Taking all of this into consideration and my experience with all four operating systems and form factors, I have decided that my ultimate phone and carrier combo would look something like this:<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/myPhone.jpg">
<br><br>An iPhone on Verizon's network, use as EV-DO modem, with an add on keypad and GPS onboard. That would get an 'ooh la la' and an amen.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPhone">iPhone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPhone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPhone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/xv6700">xv6700</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/xv6700"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/xv6700.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Treo 700">Treo 700</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Treo 700"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Treo 700.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Blackberry 8703e">Blackberry 8703e</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Blackberry 8703e"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Blackberry 8703e.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Verizon EVDO">Verizon EVDO</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Verizon EVDO"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Verizon EVDO.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Sprint GPS">Sprint GPS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Sprint GPS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Sprint GPS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:23:33 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,885</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>I didn&#039;t realize how absurd this smartphone crap was until the day before yesterday. We have a potential client using Blackberries as podcast players. Which was no big deal since I worked on a solution a few years ago at my day job but I needed to get the same version as the client. Hence a new radiation hot spot for my palm.Now in the house:1</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 01, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/861/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Aug-01-2007_kobe-beef_bananas-foster.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/861/cks-2007-08-01.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-08-01 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/861/cks-2007-08-01.mp3">Croncast - 2007-08-01.mp3</a><br>
Show: #392<br />
  Length: 1:05:10<br>
  Size: 44.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 01, 2007</strong></p>
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<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
We've made it into the month of August<br>
You've now crossed into <a href="http://www.elkmountainresort.com">Elk Mountain Resort</a> and <a href="http://www.valhallashootingclub.com/">Valhalla Shooting Club</a><br>
Sure you don't want to bitch about Boulder some more?<br>
I like Boulder, there are just some things I don't<br>
We roll up and there is a guard tower<br>
Was he standing there with a rifle?<br>
No, Mr B<br>
It is a gorgeous view<br>
Flanked by beauty<br>
The guard comes ambling up to the Volvo<br>
Your names ladies?<br>
We give them, remember this<br>
"Do you ladies have any firearms with you?"<br>
No firearms in this Volvo<br>
This wagon is clear<br>
He gives us directions<br>
We roll on up<br>
Elk Mountain Resort is beautiful<br>
The valet pulls it four feet away and parks<br>
The woman on hotels.com just kept complaining about it<br>
She is nuts<br>
Jeannie says the place is like Annie<br>
Everyone stands to greet you as you walk in<br>
Then there was Santa Claus<br>
A dude with a white beard and red suit?<br>
No, he had a uniform and a "I love my job smile"<br>
He's got hot towels on a silver platter<br>
He looks at me and says, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
He looks at Jeannie, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
Shit, the deal is sealed, we are the dykes<br>
Welcome to first class<br>
It took us 9 hours from Boulder<br>
We'll make everything guided for you<br>
What time would you ladies like dinner?<br>
This Mrs. Smith would like to eat before 7:30<br>
Mrs. Smith and I would like to eat in 45 minutes<br>
Santa has an ear piece and a chest mic<br>
He talks into it and poof the bell hop appears<br>
We get to our room and the view is gorgeous<br>
If you don't like it dial "0"<br>
The bed looks like a cloud from heaven<br>
I got Wal-Mart sheets<br>
Jeanie, "We have robes!"<br>
Hers and hers robes would have been nice<br>
So we get dressed for dinner<br>
It was intimidating, we felt like we didn't fit<br>
Then I bust out the gift certificate<br>
We wanted to play it cool<br>
Sure, you want to fit in<br>
They were nicer than your grandma who hasn't see you in three years<br>
Every time you walk in the door the staff stands<br>
Oh, are you ladies here for dinner?<br>
I'll announce you, then he speaks into his lapel, "The Smiths are here for dinner."<br>
You haven't told them yet?<br>
No I was waiting for Jeannie<br>
Who's the man, the big footed one with a bad perm<br>
Are there any other guests at the resort?<br>
Two other men not talking<br>
There were 10 total guests at the resort<br>
We order our dinner and they ask for drinks<br>
My mom always orders the house wine, the cheap stuff<br>
I'll have a Mountain Dew won't go over well<br>
Jeannie hates red wine but follows Betsy's lead<br>
Hi, I'm Chef Jeff, which house wine is best for you?<br>
They start bringing out bread baskets and baked stuff<br>
Chef Jeff is like, "Fuck dude! I worked on that all day and you can't say it."<br>
I look at Jeannie, I can tell she doesn't like it<br>
Been there and done that<br>
Jeannie is woofing it down<br>
I have to eat at least half of it<br>
The two men eating alone are now joined by someone I recognize<br>
The owner that I had seen on The Daily Show<br>
Kris if you kick it up a notch we can do this every weekend<br>
He comes over to the table<br>
Asks what activities we are going to do<br>
ATV's and shooting<br>
We are the only resort in the entire world to have access for ATV's<br>
Jeannie, "I love the outdoors but I can't go up high"<br>
Our ATV's are automatic<br>
They've thought of everything<br>
Yes, everything<br>
On the ride you will come to a place called Top of the World<br>
So high that airplanes will fly below<br>
Then he launches in to the special lights<br>
These are based on the biologic make up of a lobster's eye<br>
They are used to melt the snow to make an ice tunnel<br>
Mr. Foreman continues to talk about the press they have gotten<br>
A book on the NYT Best Sellers list is based at Elk Mountain Resort<br>
He had me sold . . . I wanted to kiss a bear and drive to the top of the world<br>
Why would you think that you couldn't do something?<br>
Tom Foreman makes you believe that you can do anything<br>
Enter the rest of the guests<br>
Three sets of couples that look like my neighbors<br>
Fit soccer moms?<br>
Yes, Kris<br>
I just drove 4 states over to get away from them<br>
Now they are going to spoil my mountain view<br>
Mr. Foreman goes over to the new couples<br>
The super sweet firebox<br>
Then our food comes<br>
Every time there was another opportunity to be put in our place<br>
We were still really awkward<br>
Betsy has a bowl of puss and I get a bowl of noodles<br>
It was couscous Jeannie<br>
Jeannie starts to panic, all I get are these noodles<br>
Campbell's has everything including broth<br>
Then they bring the broth<br>
After that they bring out dinner<br>
The whole thing was terrific<br>
Except that we were both completely terrified<br>
To get over the petrification of being treated so well and Elk Mountain Resort  stay more nights<br>
Kris you are the king of upgrade<br>
So after dinner Santa jumps up<br>
We get our bill after dinner<br>
Betsy goes white<br>
Shut up Jeannie, I'll tell you later<br>
The one thing you can't return is food<br>
What I was freaking out about was that our house wine turned out to be $18 a glass<br>
From their perspective, the lesbians aren't satisfied<br>
Chef Jeff asks if dinner was to their liking<br>
Then Thomas comes over and asks<br>
After that the waitress comes up<br>
Sure, they are trained like the CIA to read unhappiness<br>
What would you ladies like to do?<br>
We would like a jacuzzi?<br>
Our eyes meet and we realize . . . they aren't out to get us . . . they are out to spoil us<br>
Drinking our sangria in the hot tub<br>
The cheap wine was awesome<br>
Betsy took 100 pics of the tops of trees<br>
At the Boulder art fair there was a dude with aspen photos<br>
So we retire to the room and Jeannie puts on a robe<br>
Sliding into the bed of heaven<br>
Mrs. Smith, this is going to be the greatest night of my life<br>
The greatest part of this is that I have no kids to wake me up<br>
Betsy wakes up at 6:01 for coffee and viewing birds that were probably released for my pleasure<br>
Do you know how much this is costing per minute? Get up Jeannie<br>
We decide to take a hike<br>
We start to walk by workers that gardening<br>
When they see you they stop, stand, smile and ask you if you need anything<br>
Landscapers saw us, they froze like deer<br>
When we went by them they commenced working again<br>
Tom has thought of everything<br>
When a crossed eyed man in golf cart tells you "good luck" heed his warning<br>
People are freezing along the trail "I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree"<br>
Maybe the trail was made for someone who came one time<br>
Betsy, they did not release cows into the national forest for you to view<br>
Queue the cattle<br>
Someone left it on the comment card no doubt<br>
Gotta watch out for the feral cows<br>
Jeannie was petrified of them<br>
Now you know why he told you good luck<br>
That guy used to not be cross eyed till a cow incident<br>
We can hear them shrieking and yelling<br>
There they are . . . the soccer moms on the zip line<br>
Whew, my Nike sports bra is twisted<br>
We are on our way back<br>
Jeannie freezes as we stand on 
Have you told anyone that you are not Mrs. Smith?<br>
I see two brown ears rising out of this draining ditch<br>
Out jumps a giant mule deer<br>
Betsy chases it to take it's photo<br>
The lesbians are crazy!<br>
What are the lesbians doing now?<br>
Time for lunch on the patio<br>
We need some cigarettes and an ashtray<br>
"Can I have an ashtray?"<br>
She speaks into her cleavage mic<br>
Around the corner, "I'm on it"<br>
I know it is fun to play spies but this is weird<br>
It was awesome though, instant ashtray<br>
Lesbians are on porch, queue deer<br>
Queue the geese<br>
Then the soccer moms come bouncing back fit and tan<br>
"Where are you guys from?"<br>
Bloomington. "We are going to drive through there."<br>
Their husbands, reserved and uptight<br>
Screw it, this is all about me<br>
I am going to make the soccer moms laugh<br>
She swore that she was thirsty and all the sudden water showed up<br>
"Guess how many kids we have?"<br>
I don't know this is a game?<br>
We have 10 combined?<br>
How many are girls?<br>
One<br>
Then they struck a bad ass soccer mom pose<br>
They brought things like running shoes<br>
Betsy brought Crocs and sandals<br>
Perfect lesbian gear<br>
The soccer moms told us that the ATV's were awesome<br>
We get ready to go and Misha shows up<br>
I have done this ride 500 times and not lost 1 person yet<br>
She takes out these top gun flight suits<br>
I brought you the biggest ones we have<br>
Betsy, "Of course mine won't zip up"<br>
Jeannie, "neither will mine"<br>
Jeannie you rock!<br>
This could be customer service boot camp<br>
Their motto must be "we are not going to tell you no"<br>
They actually import vans from Europe to fit through their gates<br>
Probably because it is more aesthetically pleasing<br>
This is my new motto, "It is all about me"<br>
Betsy gives me the thumbs up and then hits a tree<br>
So we're going up the mountain<br>
Jeannie is flying behind Misha<br>
Betsy is stuck<br>
I look down and my left hand has the brake so tight that I won't move<br>
When you got on the quad the Unitarian in you took over<br>
It was trying to save you<br>
Oh, I'm sorry when was the last time you drove an ATV up a mountain<br>
Betsy is trying to avoid the sticks<br>
"Mam, that is an all terrain vehicle. Run over the sticks."<br>
Hitting trees really hurts<br>
Right before we get to The Top of the World<br>
I look up and it is all Aspens and cattle<br>
Jeannie starts to freak<br>
Get me past that cow so fast<br>
I am getting away from that cow so fast<br>
Kris, we got to the top of mountain<br>
You can see Utah, three mountain ranges at 9000 ft<br>
We both had brown mustaches<br>
It added to the lesbianism<br>
Every time Betsy talks to the staff it is about her husbands and kids<br>
Talk into your chest, the lesbians are not lesbians<br>
These people are awesome<br>
Misha ran a camp for bad ass kids<br>
Like outward bound? Way scarier<br>
Working at Elk Mountain Resort is top of the food chain<br>
You have got to put in your time<br>
John of course is an ex-Navy Seal<br>
He is bad ass<br>
You feel amazingly comfortable and slightly scared<br>
I love men like that. Don't you Jeannie<br>
Sure, he was handsome too<br>
OK, time for this podcast to end<br>
We ended on the ATV's and it was time to drink<br>
Don't hand the truck driver the bottle<br>
Four or five inches of vodka<br>
Kris, we almost drank an entire bottle of vodka<br>
Jeannie is naked in a robe and slippers<br>
We are ripped<br>
You are so awesome . . . No, you are so awesome<br>
I look at clock and it is 9:00 p.m. and we haven't eaten<br>
We dial "0" and they tell us that the dining room is still open for us<br>
We arrive and there are flames to the ceiling<br>
Chef Jeff is making bananas foster<br>
The soccer moms start to speak to us<br>
Betsy with her vodka mouth<br>
"Are we going to be on your webcast?", soccer moms<br>
Jeannie loves it when I get out of control<br>
"We should introduce ourselves"<br>
No that is OK, I already have a name for you, "The bad ass soccer moms"<br>
It could go either way<br>
Then the leader dies laughing<br>
Right, there has to be an Alpha mom in the group<br>
Yes, the one with the longest Escalade, the EXT<br>
So Chef Jeff comes over<br>
Betsy, "A-1 Jeff we're trashed. Can I call you Chef Jeff from now on"<br>
That's not chatting it up that is drunk babble<br>
Chef Jeff really made it<br>
We don't go to gourmet restaurants and have the chef talk to us for 40 minutes<br>
It was entirely phenomenal<br>
Kris, I know we have talked about how I challenged the Russian to a vodka drinking contest<br>
Can I take it back when you order the most expensive item on the menu?<br>
And I was on the urge of vomiting<br>
Kobe beef times 2 with bananas foster<br>
Betsy looks at me like you better eat that bitch<br>
Chef Jeff is buying us drinks<br>
And I have to deny him because now I can't see him<br>
I don't know where I am at<br>
We stumble back to our room<br>
There is that point, where you realize that I am done my man<br>
Jeannie deals with Betsy, I am sick<br>
I will lay in the bed of heaven<br>
Betsy has the her cigarettes and the camera around her neck<br>
You ticked me off<br>
You don't like me anymore?<br>
I'll like you tomorrow<br>
You just ripped my underwear and are out of control<br>
I proceed to go to the most beautiful bathroom in the states<br>
And I don't even have to use my muscles<br>
I have an exorcism of the most expensive meal I have ever ate<br>
More babbling from Betsy<br>
Typical Betsy move, "I made myself throw up"<br>
This is the best planned bathroom of all time<br>
6 feet from toilet to wall on a slate floor<br>
Betsy made a bed right there with a Turkish robe<br>
And I fell asleep on that cold stone slate floor and it felt so good<br>
As I was falling asleep I thought to myself . . . <br>
I love John, Misha, Chef Jeff and I love Tom the most<br>
Why? Because he was smart enough to put a twin bed in the water closet<br>
I don't know what we were thinking by drinking so much<br>
I have nicotine and alcohol poisoning . . . I need to dial "0"<br>
We have to do another show for Valhalla<br>
It was the most emotional day of Jeannie's life<br>
Sorry about your underwear dude<br>
I'll get you a Target gift certificate<br>
These were Victoria Secret<br>
Do you know how much stuff I will have to find and sell from Goodwill?<br>
Final installment of Elk Mountain Resort and Valhalla comes your way tomorrow!
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  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 01, 2007</strong></p>
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We've made it into the month of August<br>
You've now crossed into <a href="http://www.elkmountainresort.com">Elk Mountain Resort</a> and <a href="http://www.valhallashootingclub.com/">Valhalla Shooting Club</a><br>
Sure you don't want to bitch about Boulder some more?<br>
I like Boulder, there are just some things I don't<br>
We roll up and there is a guard tower<br>
Was he standing there with a rifle?<br>
No, Mr B<br>
It is a gorgeous view<br>
Flanked by beauty<br>
The guard comes ambling up to the Volvo<br>
Your names ladies?<br>
We give them, remember this<br>
"Do you ladies have any firearms with you?"<br>
No firearms in this Volvo<br>
This wagon is clear<br>
He gives us directions<br>
We roll on up<br>
Elk Mountain Resort is beautiful<br>
The valet pulls it four feet away and parks<br>
The woman on hotels.com just kept complaining about it<br>
She is nuts<br>
Jeannie says the place is like Annie<br>
Everyone stands to greet you as you walk in<br>
Then there was Santa Claus<br>
A dude with a white beard and red suit?<br>
No, he had a uniform and a "I love my job smile"<br>
He's got hot towels on a silver platter<br>
He looks at me and says, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
He looks at Jeannie, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
Shit, the deal is sealed, we are the dykes<br>
Welcome to first class<br>
It took us 9 hours from Boulder<br>
We'll make everything guided for you<br>
What time would you ladies like dinner?<br>
This Mrs. Smith would like to eat before 7:30<br>
Mrs. Smith and I would like to eat in 45 minutes<br>
Santa has an ear piece and a chest mic<br>
He talks into it and poof the bell hop appears<br>
We get to our room and the view is gorgeous<br>
If you don't like it dial "0"<br>
The bed looks like a cloud from heaven<br>
I got Wal-Mart sheets<br>
Jeanie, "We have robes!"<br>
Hers and hers robes would have been nice<br>
So we get dressed for dinner<br>
It was intimidating, we felt like we didn't fit<br>
Then I bust out the gift certificate<br>
We wanted to play it cool<br>
Sure, you want to fit in<br>
They were nicer than your grandma who hasn't see you in three years<br>
Every time you walk in the door the staff stands<br>
Oh, are you ladies here for dinner?<br>
I'll announce you, then he speaks into his lapel, "The Smiths are here for dinner."<br>
You haven't told them yet?<br>
No I was waiting for Jeannie<br>
Who's the man, the big footed one with a bad perm<br>
Are there any other guests at the resort?<br>
Two other men not talking<br>
There were 10 total guests at the resort<br>
We order our dinner and they ask for drinks<br>
My mom always orders the house wine, the cheap stuff<br>
I'll have a Mountain Dew won't go over well<br>
Jeannie hates red wine but follows Betsy's lead<br>
Hi, I'm Chef Jeff, which house wine is best for you?<br>
They start bringing out bread baskets and baked stuff<br>
Chef Jeff is like, "Fuck dude! I worked on that all day and you can't say it."<br>
I look at Jeannie, I can tell she doesn't like it<br>
Been there and done that<br>
Jeannie is woofing it down<br>
I have to eat at least half of it<br>
The two men eating alone are now joined by someone I recognize<br>
The owner that I had seen on The Daily Show<br>
Kris if you kick it up a notch we can do this every weekend<br>
He comes over to the table<br>
Asks what activities we are going to do<br>
ATV's and shooting<br>
We are the only resort in the entire world to have access for ATV's<br>
Jeannie, "I love the outdoors but I can't go up high"<br>
Our ATV's are automatic<br>
They've thought of everything<br>
Yes, everything<br>
On the ride you will come to a place called Top of the World<br>
So high that airplanes will fly below<br>
Then he launches in to the special lights<br>
These are based on the biologic make up of a lobster's eye<br>
They are used to melt the snow to make an ice tunnel<br>
Mr. Foreman continues to talk about the press they have gotten<br>
A book on the NYT Best Sellers list is based at Elk Mountain Resort<br>
He had me sold . . . I wanted to kiss a bear and drive to the top of the world<br>
Why would you think that you couldn't do something?<br>
Tom Foreman makes you believe that you can do anything<br>
Enter the rest of the guests<br>
Three sets of couples that look like my neighbors<br>
Fit soccer moms?<br>
Yes, Kris<br>
I just drove 4 states over to get away from them<br>
Now they are going to spoil my mountain view<br>
Mr. Foreman goes over to the new couples<br>
The super sweet firebox<br>
Then our food comes<br>
Every time there was another opportunity to be put in our place<br>
We were still really awkward<br>
Betsy has a bowl of puss and I get a bowl of noodles<br>
It was couscous Jeannie<br>
Jeannie starts to panic, all I get are these noodles<br>
Campbell's has everything including broth<br>
Then they bring the broth<br>
After that they bring out dinner<br>
The whole thing was terrific<br>
Except that we were both completely terrified<br>
To get over the petrification of being treated so well and Elk Mountain Resort  stay more nights<br>
Kris you are the king of upgrade<br>
So after dinner Santa jumps up<br>
We get our bill after dinner<br>
Betsy goes white<br>
Shut up Jeannie, I'll tell you later<br>
The one thing you can't return is food<br>
What I was freaking out about was that our house wine turned out to be $18 a glass<br>
From their perspective, the lesbians aren't satisfied<br>
Chef Jeff asks if dinner was to their liking<br>
Then Thomas comes over and asks<br>
After that the waitress comes up<br>
Sure, they are trained like the CIA to read unhappiness<br>
What would you ladies like to do?<br>
We would like a jacuzzi?<br>
Our eyes meet and we realize . . . they aren't out to get us . . . they are out to spoil us<br>
Drinking our sangria in the hot tub<br>
The cheap wine was awesome<br>
Betsy took 100 pics of the tops of trees<br>
At the Boulder art fair there was a dude with aspen photos<br>
So we retire to the room and Jeannie puts on a robe<br>
Sliding into the bed of heaven<br>
Mrs. Smith, this is going to be the greatest night of my life<br>
The greatest part of this is that I have no kids to wake me up<br>
Betsy wakes up at 6:01 for coffee and viewing birds that were probably released for my pleasure<br>
Do you know how much this is costing per minute? Get up Jeannie<br>
We decide to take a hike<br>
We start to walk by workers that gardening<br>
When they see you they stop, stand, smile and ask you if you need anything<br>
Landscapers saw us, they froze like deer<br>
When we went by them they commenced working again<br>
Tom has thought of everything<br>
When a crossed eyed man in golf cart tells you "good luck" heed his warning<br>
People are freezing along the trail "I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree"<br>
Maybe the trail was made for someone who came one time<br>
Betsy, they did not release cows into the national forest for you to view<br>
Queue the cattle<br>
Someone left it on the comment card no doubt<br>
Gotta watch out for the feral cows<br>
Jeannie was petrified of them<br>
Now you know why he told you good luck<br>
That guy used to not be cross eyed till a cow incident<br>
We can hear them shrieking and yelling<br>
There they are . . . the soccer moms on the zip line<br>
Whew, my Nike sports bra is twisted<br>
We are on our way back<br>
Jeannie freezes as we stand on 
Have you told anyone that you are not Mrs. Smith?<br>
I see two brown ears rising out of this draining ditch<br>
Out jumps a giant mule deer<br>
Betsy chases it to take it's photo<br>
The lesbians are crazy!<br>
What are the lesbians doing now?<br>
Time for lunch on the patio<br>
We need some cigarettes and an ashtray<br>
"Can I have an ashtray?"<br>
She speaks into her cleavage mic<br>
Around the corner, "I'm on it"<br>
I know it is fun to play spies but this is weird<br>
It was awesome though, instant ashtray<br>
Lesbians are on porch, queue deer<br>
Queue the geese<br>
Then the soccer moms come bouncing back fit and tan<br>
"Where are you guys from?"<br>
Bloomington. "We are going to drive through there."<br>
Their husbands, reserved and uptight<br>
Screw it, this is all about me<br>
I am going to make the soccer moms laugh<br>
She swore that she was thirsty and all the sudden water showed up<br>
"Guess how many kids we have?"<br>
I don't know this is a game?<br>
We have 10 combined?<br>
How many are girls?<br>
One<br>
Then they struck a bad ass soccer mom pose<br>
They brought things like running shoes<br>
Betsy brought Crocs and sandals<br>
Perfect lesbian gear<br>
The soccer moms told us that the ATV's were awesome<br>
We get ready to go and Misha shows up<br>
I have done this ride 500 times and not lost 1 person yet<br>
She takes out these top gun flight suits<br>
I brought you the biggest ones we have<br>
Betsy, "Of course mine won't zip up"<br>
Jeannie, "neither will mine"<br>
Jeannie you rock!<br>
This could be customer service boot camp<br>
Their motto must be "we are not going to tell you no"<br>
They actually import vans from Europe to fit through their gates<br>
Probably because it is more aesthetically pleasing<br>
This is my new motto, "It is all about me"<br>
Betsy give