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      <title>canadian | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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<p>had a great lunch with this dave delaney guy in nashville. thanks for making time for us to sample some of nashville's best at bosco's.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nashville">nashville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nashville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nashville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/making">making</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/making"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/making.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sample">sample</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sample"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sample.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/best">best</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/best"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/best.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bosco">bosco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bosco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bosco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>had a great lunch with this dave delaney guy in nashville. thanks for making time for us to sample some of nashville's best at bosco's.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nashville">nashville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nashville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nashville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/making">making</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/making"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/making.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sample">sample</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sample"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sample.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/best">best</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/best"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/best.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bosco">bosco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bosco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bosco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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had a great lunch with this dave delaney guy in nashville. thanks for making time for us to sample some of nashville&#039;s best at bosco&#039;s.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 07, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1132/cks-2007-11-07.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-07 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1132/cks-2007-11-07.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-07.mp3</a><br>
Show: #430<br />
  Length: 31:18<br>
  Size: 21.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 07, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-07.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Kris nerds out about comment spam<br>
Not all the comments are on<br>
I gotta shut those people down with their Ultra Canadian Pharmacy<br>
What is wrong with you?<br>
No one wants to hear that<br>
It's just creative advertising, Kris<br>
This is getting super interesting<br>
You've dropped a lot of your nerdisms<br>
You aren't weird around girls anymore<br>
Just because people are turned in your general direction<br>
Well, it doesn't mean that they are listening<br>
Betsy breaks down her improv auditions<br>
Betsy is freaking out<br>
I told you how this would go<br>
Did you bring your headshot and resume?<br>
Right, my resume that says CEO of internet startup TheSmithMall on eBay<br>
See, you didn't think that this was real work<br>
No shit, it is competitive<br>
It was valuable<br>
I crossed it off with a china marking pen<br>
It was pretty much like the Wheel of Fortune Chicago auditions<br>
My sister told me not to wear my generic broken Crocs<br>
I looked down and that's what I was wearing with no socks<br>
That is prepared Betsy style<br>
At that moment I didn't feel that together<br>
A guy show up in a Simpsons t-shirt and a trench coat<br>
I see that guy and hit the floor<br>
Nobody move, nobody get hurt<br>
Another chick came in frazzled with watered down eyeliner<br>
A totally Deep Fried Blonde (DFB)<br>
That's their problem not mine<br>
What age range can you play?<br>
I just put 32<br>
You're supposed to put what ages<br>
Every time I fill out an app - White Hen, Hardees, Ben Franklin<br>
I could have used you as a wing man<br>
I have talked about Mike from Second City<br>
You just prefaced it with that<br>
Teaching there, holy shit<br>
The fourteen stages of improv<br>
It's all part of the shtick<br>
Then they go through what we are going to do<br>
I just want to go home and watch Desperate Housewives on dvr<br>
What was your first car?<br>
Chevy<br>
What kind?<br>
Silver<br>
And they all started laughing<br>
I wasn't trying to be funny<br>
Now I gotta do these setups with strangers<br>
It went well<br>
You are in improv boot camp at The Comedy Shrine<br>
Naperville is holding it down<br>
I know Mr B . . . people across the country they have working toasters<br>
The person in the chair is the mall information booth<br>
I am always thinking of disposable goods<br>
Where do they sell RID at the mall?<br>
Betsy gets cut off<br>
The person in front of me is the Deep Fried Blonde<br>
Her teacher didn't come from Second City<br>
She starts a god damn conversation with me<br>
She wants to shine<br>
All she was supposed to say was aisle three<br>
I started behind the door<br>
They said don't do that<br>
"DFB," one word would be fine<br>
Betsy, do someone foreign<br>
You have to get creative<br>
Foreign to Naperville is what I brought<br>
I was way better on the way home<br>
You are obsessing about this<br>
I helped build you up<br>
You are the most competitive person that I know<br>
Betsy, you just have to stick with it<br>
That is the key for you<br>
I would think after 11 years of marriage you would know when to shut up<br>
I am just wondering why to do this<br>
The audition freaked me out<br>
I knew I would be with professionals<br>
While you are doing your audition I took the man to his doctors appointment<br>
The nurse was treating him like he's managing his health care<br>
Sure, like he set it up<br>
He's lost weight and not grown<br>
We've taught him some better eating habits<br>
Here's a fruit party platter<br>
She's leaving and asks him if their is anything else<br>
He's talking non-stop<br>
This is a lot less<br>
"Elliot is there anything else you want to share," goes the nurse<br>
"There is something else," Elliot<br>
He looks right at me and says, "My mom says things to my dad that makes him really angry"<br>
"She says really mean stuff," Elliot<br>
Buddy, it might be a good idea to refrain<br>
On the show, but he doesn't listen<br>
Picking up probably on the hairy situation here in the house<br>
Sure we all have stress and tension<br>
Your mom and I are best friends<br>
One of those moments<br>
Then the kid asks, "Why am I in a foster home?"<br>
Tomorrow, is the 3 YEAR CRONCAST ANNIVERSARY
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Second City">Second City</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Second City"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Second City.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Comedy Shrine">The Comedy Shrine</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Comedy Shrine"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Comedy Shrine.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Deep Fried Blonde">Deep Fried Blonde</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Deep Fried Blonde"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Deep Fried Blonde.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Hardees">Hardees</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Hardees"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Hardees.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1132/cks-2007-11-07.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-07 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1132/cks-2007-11-07.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-07.mp3</a><br>
Show: #430<br />
  Length: 31:18<br>
  Size: 21.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 07, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-07.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Kris nerds out about comment spam<br>
Not all the comments are on<br>
I gotta shut those people down with their Ultra Canadian Pharmacy<br>
What is wrong with you?<br>
No one wants to hear that<br>
It's just creative advertising, Kris<br>
This is getting super interesting<br>
You've dropped a lot of your nerdisms<br>
You aren't weird around girls anymore<br>
Just because people are turned in your general direction<br>
Well, it doesn't mean that they are listening<br>
Betsy breaks down her improv auditions<br>
Betsy is freaking out<br>
I told you how this would go<br>
Did you bring your headshot and resume?<br>
Right, my resume that says CEO of internet startup TheSmithMall on eBay<br>
See, you didn't think that this was real work<br>
No shit, it is competitive<br>
It was valuable<br>
I crossed it off with a china marking pen<br>
It was pretty much like the Wheel of Fortune Chicago auditions<br>
My sister told me not to wear my generic broken Crocs<br>
I looked down and that's what I was wearing with no socks<br>
That is prepared Betsy style<br>
At that moment I didn't feel that together<br>
A guy show up in a Simpsons t-shirt and a trench coat<br>
I see that guy and hit the floor<br>
Nobody move, nobody get hurt<br>
Another chick came in frazzled with watered down eyeliner<br>
A totally Deep Fried Blonde (DFB)<br>
That's their problem not mine<br>
What age range can you play?<br>
I just put 32<br>
You're supposed to put what ages<br>
Every time I fill out an app - White Hen, Hardees, Ben Franklin<br>
I could have used you as a wing man<br>
I have talked about Mike from Second City<br>
You just prefaced it with that<br>
Teaching there, holy shit<br>
The fourteen stages of improv<br>
It's all part of the shtick<br>
Then they go through what we are going to do<br>
I just want to go home and watch Desperate Housewives on dvr<br>
What was your first car?<br>
Chevy<br>
What kind?<br>
Silver<br>
And they all started laughing<br>
I wasn't trying to be funny<br>
Now I gotta do these setups with strangers<br>
It went well<br>
You are in improv boot camp at The Comedy Shrine<br>
Naperville is holding it down<br>
I know Mr B . . . people across the country they have working toasters<br>
The person in the chair is the mall information booth<br>
I am always thinking of disposable goods<br>
Where do they sell RID at the mall?<br>
Betsy gets cut off<br>
The person in front of me is the Deep Fried Blonde<br>
Her teacher didn't come from Second City<br>
She starts a god damn conversation with me<br>
She wants to shine<br>
All she was supposed to say was aisle three<br>
I started behind the door<br>
They said don't do that<br>
"DFB," one word would be fine<br>
Betsy, do someone foreign<br>
You have to get creative<br>
Foreign to Naperville is what I brought<br>
I was way better on the way home<br>
You are obsessing about this<br>
I helped build you up<br>
You are the most competitive person that I know<br>
Betsy, you just have to stick with it<br>
That is the key for you<br>
I would think after 11 years of marriage you would know when to shut up<br>
I am just wondering why to do this<br>
The audition freaked me out<br>
I knew I would be with professionals<br>
While you are doing your audition I took the man to his doctors appointment<br>
The nurse was treating him like he's managing his health care<br>
Sure, like he set it up<br>
He's lost weight and not grown<br>
We've taught him some better eating habits<br>
Here's a fruit party platter<br>
She's leaving and asks him if their is anything else<br>
He's talking non-stop<br>
This is a lot less<br>
"Elliot is there anything else you want to share," goes the nurse<br>
"There is something else," Elliot<br>
He looks right at me and says, "My mom says things to my dad that makes him really angry"<br>
"She says really mean stuff," Elliot<br>
Buddy, it might be a good idea to refrain<br>
On the show, but he doesn't listen<br>
Picking up probably on the hairy situation here in the house<br>
Sure we all have stress and tension<br>
Your mom and I are best friends<br>
One of those moments<br>
Then the kid asks, "Why am I in a foster home?"<br>
Tomorrow, is the 3 YEAR CRONCAST ANNIVERSARY
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 07:56:51 -0600</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>Second City, The Comedy Shrine, Deep Fried Blonde, Hardees, Croncast</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 07, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/546/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-07-2006_Finding-Nemo-used-plush_Weight-Watchers.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/546/cks-2006-11-07.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-07" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/546/cks-2006-11-07.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-07.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #297<br />
  Length: 29:20<br />
  Size: 20.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 07, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061107.jpg"></p>

Betsy cranking on sugar<br />
She's been eating Elliot's Halloween candy <br />
Way too much of it<br />
She's after a glass of wine to bring her down<br />
Booba tried to do the Weight Watchers tonight . . . <br />
After watching Oprah Betsy says it is time to lose weight<br />
I like to eat and exercise little<br />
Big November for us<br />
Two years of Croncast coming tomorrow<br />
300 Croncasts coming on Friday<br />
Sunday November 12 . . . Kris' 32 birthday<br />
Betsy is going to her first non-virtual auction<br />
Where is the sale?<br />
Someone standing on a chicken coop yelling who'll give me a dollar?<br />
Streets are lined with resale gold for Betsy<br />
Betsy says sign me up<br />
The Finding Nemo lot of gently used plush toys . . . to be shipped to Connecticut<br />
Betsy should be selling it from a chick coop in our front yard<br />
The iPods for the 300th new listener, handle and iPod Shuffle have arrived for shipping to Canada<br />
Betsy breaks down the Canadian postal system<br />
Address labels must be written in all caps<br />
Betsy rages on Italian eBay buyers<br />
Kris tells the dog bite story . . . one of the better stories that Kris tells<br />
It starts with the bad ass kids<br />
Any kid that drink half a bottle of Drano and live is a bad mother fucker<br />
Betsy says that I can tell a story now<br />
I get bit and it goes on from there, you really have to listen to understand<br />
<br /><br />
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>
<br />
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Finding Nemo used plush">Finding Nemo used plush</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Finding Nemo used plush"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Finding Nemo used plush.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Weight Watchers">Weight Watchers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Weight Watchers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Weight Watchers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/drink Drano">drink Drano</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/drink Drano"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/drink Drano.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Canadian postal system">Canadian postal system</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Canadian postal system"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Canadian postal system.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPod Shuffle ship">iPod Shuffle ship</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPod Shuffle ship"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPod Shuffle ship.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/546/cks-2006-11-07.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-07" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/546/cks-2006-11-07.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-07.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #297<br />
  Length: 29:20<br />
  Size: 20.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 07, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061107.jpg"></p>

Betsy cranking on sugar<br />
She's been eating Elliot's Halloween candy <br />
Way too much of it<br />
She's after a glass of wine to bring her down<br />
Booba tried to do the Weight Watchers tonight . . . <br />
After watching Oprah Betsy says it is time to lose weight<br />
I like to eat and exercise little<br />
Big November for us<br />
Two years of Croncast coming tomorrow<br />
300 Croncasts coming on Friday<br />
Sunday November 12 . . . Kris' 32 birthday<br />
Betsy is going to her first non-virtual auction<br />
Where is the sale?<br />
Someone standing on a chicken coop yelling who'll give me a dollar?<br />
Streets are lined with resale gold for Betsy<br />
Betsy says sign me up<br />
The Finding Nemo lot of gently used plush toys . . . to be shipped to Connecticut<br />
Betsy should be selling it from a chick coop in our front yard<br />
The iPods for the 300th new listener, handle and iPod Shuffle have arrived for shipping to Canada<br />
Betsy breaks down the Canadian postal system<br />
Address labels must be written in all caps<br />
Betsy rages on Italian eBay buyers<br />
Kris tells the dog bite story . . . one of the better stories that Kris tells<br />
It starts with the bad ass kids<br />
Any kid that drink half a bottle of Drano and live is a bad mother fucker<br />
Betsy says that I can tell a story now<br />
I get bit and it goes on from there, you really have to listen to understand<br />
<br /><br />
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>
<br />
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Finding Nemo used plush">Finding Nemo used plush</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Finding Nemo used plush"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Finding Nemo used plush.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Weight Watchers">Weight Watchers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Weight Watchers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Weight Watchers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/drink Drano">drink Drano</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/drink Drano"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/drink Drano.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Canadian postal system">Canadian postal system</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Canadian postal system"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Canadian postal system.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPod Shuffle ship">iPod Shuffle ship</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPod Shuffle ship"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPod Shuffle ship.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Nov 2006 06:52:49 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,546</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-11-07.mp3
Show: #297
  Length: 29:20
  Size: 20.1mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris November 07, 2006


Betsy cranking on sugar
She&#039;s been eating Elliot&#039;s Halloween candy 
Way too much of it
She&#039;s after a glass of wine to bring her down
Booba tried to do the Weight Watchers tonight . . . 
After</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Finding Nemo used plush, Weight Watchers, drink Drano, Canadian postal system, iPod Shuffle ship</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 26, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/402/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jun-26-2006_canadian-geese_star-trek.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/402/cks-2006-06-26.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-06-23" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/402/cks-2006-06-26.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-06-26.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #241<br />
  Length: 37:38<br />
  Size: 25.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris June 26, 2006</strong></p>

For the first time it's a mic check<br />
An impromtu crawdad song<br />
Do you know how to catch a crawdad, Kris? Of course I do.<br />
Smote Canadian Geese swimming towards the light<br />
The geese infestation in the Midwest<br />
They think they run joint<br />
Walking across the road<br />
I've had enough of them<br />
Even the peacocks look plain when you see them everyday<br />
The cookout and the explaining of why Kris doesn't attend church<br />
A dark secret comes out<br />
Betsy's Star Trek Next Generation past<br />
I don't hate the church, but the guy dressed as a Jedi did it<br />
Kris may be a Republican from the knee cap down<br />
The point is, that it is weird and made my husband uncormfortable<br />
I about to offend Treckers<br />
My job is to be judgemental<br />
Treckers of any scale freak me out<br />
I always say, "No I don't know."<br />
It's been 13 years and Kris had no clue<br />
It makes me feel ookie inside<br />
This is grounds for divorce<br />
This comes from her dad<br />
Betsy won't let Kris read the contest stories<br />
His La Moille public school education shines<br />
Disclaimer: This story is fiction<br />
Tom. D's open letter<br />
Betsy reads John Eric O.'s contest entry<br />
Betsy reads most of Lachie's entry<br />
Slowsky we miss you!<br />
On the pre-vacation shows, Kris predicted it<br />
Betsy says, "Kris. You were right."<br />
Go back and rewind it if you ever want to hear it again<br />
Some really loud thunder<br />
Betsy has some creepy deja vu . . . so bad we stop recording<br />
We pick up in this morning<br />
There was just something in the air last night
<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                 	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/canadian geese">canadian geese</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/canadian geese"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/canadian geese.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/star trek">star trek</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/star trek"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/star trek.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/treckers">treckers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/treckers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/treckers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/La Moille">La Moille</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/La Moille"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/La Moille.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/deja vu">deja vu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/deja vu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/deja vu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/402/cks-2006-06-26.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-06-23" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/402/cks-2006-06-26.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-06-26.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #241<br />
  Length: 37:38<br />
  Size: 25.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris June 26, 2006</strong></p>

For the first time it's a mic check<br />
An impromtu crawdad song<br />
Do you know how to catch a crawdad, Kris? Of course I do.<br />
Smote Canadian Geese swimming towards the light<br />
The geese infestation in the Midwest<br />
They think they run joint<br />
Walking across the road<br />
I've had enough of them<br />
Even the peacocks look plain when you see them everyday<br />
The cookout and the explaining of why Kris doesn't attend church<br />
A dark secret comes out<br />
Betsy's Star Trek Next Generation past<br />
I don't hate the church, but the guy dressed as a Jedi did it<br />
Kris may be a Republican from the knee cap down<br />
The point is, that it is weird and made my husband uncormfortable<br />
I about to offend Treckers<br />
My job is to be judgemental<br />
Treckers of any scale freak me out<br />
I always say, "No I don't know."<br />
It's been 13 years and Kris had no clue<br />
It makes me feel ookie inside<br />
This is grounds for divorce<br />
This comes from her dad<br />
Betsy won't let Kris read the contest stories<br />
His La Moille public school education shines<br />
Disclaimer: This story is fiction<br />
Tom. D's open letter<br />
Betsy reads John Eric O.'s contest entry<br />
Betsy reads most of Lachie's entry<br />
Slowsky we miss you!<br />
On the pre-vacation shows, Kris predicted it<br />
Betsy says, "Kris. You were right."<br />
Go back and rewind it if you ever want to hear it again<br />
Some really loud thunder<br />
Betsy has some creepy deja vu . . . so bad we stop recording<br />
We pick up in this morning<br />
There was just something in the air last night
<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                 	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/canadian geese">canadian geese</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/canadian geese"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/canadian geese.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/star trek">star trek</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/star trek"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/star trek.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/treckers">treckers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/treckers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/treckers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/La Moille">La Moille</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/La Moille"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/La Moille.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/deja vu">deja vu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/deja vu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/deja vu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jun 2006 09:43:32 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,402</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-06-26.mp3
Show: #241
  Length: 37:38
  Size: 25.8 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris June 26, 2006

For the first time it&#039;s a mic check
An impromtu crawdad song
Do you know how to catch a crawdad, Kris? Of course I do.
Smote Canadian Geese swimming towards the light
The geese infestation in the</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>canadian geese, star trek, treckers, La Moille, deja vu</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 93</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/225/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-93_croncast_kris.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-06-24" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-06-24.mp3">Croncast - 2005-06-24.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #134<br />
Length: 29:30<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 13.5 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 93</strong></p>
	<p>Today in Croncast we reflect on Aurora's boil order of 2004 that was the result of Canadian Geese infestation.  Yes, we were all unknowingly guzzling goose poop.</p>
	<p>Kris and I argue Chicken Vagina vs Egg Chute.  I am verbally  assaulted at Goodwill.  Kris is taking an interest in the lawn and I want to run away.</p>
	<p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/husband">husband</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/husband"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/husband.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ep">ep</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ep"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ep.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-06-24" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-06-24.mp3">Croncast - 2005-06-24.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #134<br />
Length: 29:30<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 13.5 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 93</strong></p>
	<p>Today in Croncast we reflect on Aurora's boil order of 2004 that was the result of Canadian Geese infestation.  Yes, we were all unknowingly guzzling goose poop.</p>
	<p>Kris and I argue Chicken Vagina vs Egg Chute.  I am verbally  assaulted at Goodwill.  Kris is taking an interest in the lawn and I want to run away.</p>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 05:17:36 -0500</pubDate>
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	Show: #134
Length: 29:30
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 13.5 mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 93
	Today in Croncast we reflect on Aurora&#039;s boil order of 2004 that was the result of Canadian Geese infestation.  Yes, we were all unknowingly guzzling goose poop.
	Kris and I argue Chicken Vagina vs</itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-02-04" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-02-04.mp3">Croncast - 2005-02-04.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #67<br />
Length: 37:57<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 17.3 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 31</strong></p>
	<p>Betsy and I go through the paces on today's show . . .  from more of what not to say to a pregnant lady, removing tics and leeches, the crazy eyed nurse from the first time around and a shout out to the pregnant Canadian.</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pregnant">pregnant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pregnant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pregnant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ep">ep</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ep"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ep.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/husband">husband</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/husband"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/husband.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-02-04" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-02-04.mp3">Croncast - 2005-02-04.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #67<br />
Length: 37:57<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 17.3 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 31</strong></p>
	<p>Betsy and I go through the paces on today's show . . .  from more of what not to say to a pregnant lady, removing tics and leeches, the crazy eyed nurse from the first time around and a shout out to the pregnant Canadian.</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pregnant">pregnant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pregnant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pregnant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ep">ep</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ep"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ep.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/husband">husband</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/husband"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/husband.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2005 12:30:30 -0600</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-02-04.mp3
	Show: #67
Length: 37:57
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 17.3 mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 31
	Betsy and I go through the paces on today&#039;s show . . .  from more of what not to say to a pregnant lady, removing tics and leeches, the crazy eyed nurse from the first time around and a shout out to</itunes:summary>
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		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2004-12-31" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2004-12-31.mp3">Croncast - 2004-12-31.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #43<br />
Length: 37:38<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64k<br />
Size: 17.2 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 17</strong></p>
	<p>Today's show is co-hosted with Betsy. </p>
	<p><em><strong>WE NAMED THE BABY!</strong></em></p>
	<p>Well, the baby named herself. You're going to have to listen to find out what it is.</p>
	<p>Have a happy new year and have a great weekend.</p>
	<p><strong>Today's Show</strong></p>
	<p>Intro<br />
Happy New Year<br />
Hope 2005 doesn't suck!<br />
Space alien listeners<br />
That's Betsy<br />
Check us out at <a href="http://www.croncast.com">www.croncast.com</a><br />
Betsy asks, "What is an RSS feed?"<br />
I open the program<br />
Stroller collection websites<br />
Barbie jeep for stroller?<br />
Captain America<br />
Muffin can out run the Lincoln<br />
WE NAMED THE BABY!<br />
The name isn't Pearl<br />
More email to Ms. Kris Smith<br />
Betsy wouldn't have conceded<br />
The man wants to be a window washer<br />
More parenting issues involving Kris<br />
Betsy tells the man he can't vote republican<br />
Colin and Jeb<br />
It's all about the bureaucracy<br />
Germans and Canadians in Cuba<br />
Betsy isn't going to send her sister<br />
Reading Bushwacked<br />
Goodwill rules of conduct<br />
The Goodwill podumentary<br />
Play date business cards<br />
Thanks to all guests and other shout outs<br />
Today is show 41<br />
Happy New Year!</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby">baby</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/year">year</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/year"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/year.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2004-12-31" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2004-12-31.mp3">Croncast - 2004-12-31.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #43<br />
Length: 37:38<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64k<br />
Size: 17.2 mb</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 17</strong></p>
	<p>Today's show is co-hosted with Betsy. </p>
	<p><em><strong>WE NAMED THE BABY!</strong></em></p>
	<p>Well, the baby named herself. You're going to have to listen to find out what it is.</p>
	<p>Have a happy new year and have a great weekend.</p>
	<p><strong>Today's Show</strong></p>
	<p>Intro<br />
Happy New Year<br />
Hope 2005 doesn't suck!<br />
Space alien listeners<br />
That's Betsy<br />
Check us out at <a href="http://www.croncast.com">www.croncast.com</a><br />
Betsy asks, "What is an RSS feed?"<br />
I open the program<br />
Stroller collection websites<br />
Barbie jeep for stroller?<br />
Captain America<br />
Muffin can out run the Lincoln<br />
WE NAMED THE BABY!<br />
The name isn't Pearl<br />
More email to Ms. Kris Smith<br />
Betsy wouldn't have conceded<br />
The man wants to be a window washer<br />
More parenting issues involving Kris<br />
Betsy tells the man he can't vote republican<br />
Colin and Jeb<br />
It's all about the bureaucracy<br />
Germans and Canadians in Cuba<br />
Betsy isn't going to send her sister<br />
Reading Bushwacked<br />
Goodwill rules of conduct<br />
The Goodwill podumentary<br />
Play date business cards<br />
Thanks to all guests and other shout outs<br />
Today is show 41<br />
Happy New Year!</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a>">
</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kris">kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast">croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby">baby</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/year">year</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/year"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/year.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2004 12:51:01 -0600</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2004-12-31.mp3
	Show: #43
Length: 37:38
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 17.2 mb
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 17
	Today's show is co-hosted with Betsy. 
	WE NAMED THE BABY!
	Well, the baby named herself. You&#039;re going to have to listen to find out what it is.
	Have a happy new year and have a great</itunes:summary>
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