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      <title>chocolate | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for chocolate. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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<p>Barb celebrated her birthday yesterday with a family cookout and letting go to eat chocolate cake by hand.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/birthday">birthday</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/birthday"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/birthday.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eat">eat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/chocolate">chocolate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chocolate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/chocolate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cake">cake</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cake"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cake.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hand">hand</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hand"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hand.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2473759914/" title="the birthday grammie"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2283/2473759914_02702a06d8.jpg"   alt="the birthday grammie" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Barb celebrated her birthday yesterday with a family cookout and letting go to eat chocolate cake by hand.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/birthday">birthday</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/birthday"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/birthday.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/eat">eat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/eat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/eat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/chocolate">chocolate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chocolate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/chocolate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cake">cake</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cake"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cake.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hand">hand</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hand"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hand.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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Barb celebrated her birthday yesterday with a family cookout and letting go to eat chocolate cake by hand.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 26: Kick Ass Mustache, Spilled Coffee, Toe Rings</title>
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		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1551/cks-2008-03-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-03-28" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1551/cks-2008-03-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-03-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #473<br />
  Length: 11:17<br>
  Size: 7.84 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1551/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
Shout to <a href="http://glemak.com/">Mike Dunn</a><br>
You are digging yourself a hole Kris<br>
Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet<br>
Like a mommy in the morning?<br>
Putting on deodorant walking down the block<br>
Not one person looked at me sideways<br>
Don't ask him for money<br>
I love New York<br>
I want to live someplace with a goat<br>
They won't let me have a goat in New York<br>
Well, when it poops they would see it<br>
People just might want to eat your goat<br>
It would poop and you would chasing chocolate marbles on the sidewalk<br>
She had toe rings<br>
That was it getting on the plane<br>
The kids keep going ape<br>
I knock her Starbucks down and spill it<br>
I am in row one, so I can get out quick<br>
I really wanted to help this woman<br>
Especially, when the chubby hamster next to you spills your coffee<br>
She says, "Let me clean it up"<br>
She put on her toe rings thinking today would be different<br>
Did you get a toe ring to the face?<br>
Turns out to be Billy Bob Thornton?<br>
No<br>
He was four Billy Bobs<br>
Did you put on deodorant before you got on the plane?<br>
When the person next to you seeks comfort<br>
She starts weeping<br>
I felt like such an asshole<br>
It was not just the coffee it was the culmination of lots of things<br>
We really need to go<br>
And that is it. This is such a short show.<br>
The kids are wired<br>
Spilled Coffee<br>
Kris is sick<br>
Regular shows and show notes Monday.
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/New York City">New York City</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/New York City"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/New York City.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/toe rings">toe rings</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/toe rings"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/toe rings.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mike Dunn">Mike Dunn</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mike Dunn"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mike Dunn.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mustache">mustache</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mustache"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mustache.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/spilled coffee">spilled coffee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/spilled coffee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/spilled coffee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1551/cks-2008-03-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-03-28" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1551/cks-2008-03-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-03-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #473<br />
  Length: 11:17<br>
  Size: 7.84 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1551/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
Shout to <a href="http://glemak.com/">Mike Dunn</a><br>
You are digging yourself a hole Kris<br>
Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet<br>
Like a mommy in the morning?<br>
Putting on deodorant walking down the block<br>
Not one person looked at me sideways<br>
Don't ask him for money<br>
I love New York<br>
I want to live someplace with a goat<br>
They won't let me have a goat in New York<br>
Well, when it poops they would see it<br>
People just might want to eat your goat<br>
It would poop and you would chasing chocolate marbles on the sidewalk<br>
She had toe rings<br>
That was it getting on the plane<br>
The kids keep going ape<br>
I knock her Starbucks down and spill it<br>
I am in row one, so I can get out quick<br>
I really wanted to help this woman<br>
Especially, when the chubby hamster next to you spills your coffee<br>
She says, "Let me clean it up"<br>
She put on her toe rings thinking today would be different<br>
Did you get a toe ring to the face?<br>
Turns out to be Billy Bob Thornton?<br>
No<br>
He was four Billy Bobs<br>
Did you put on deodorant before you got on the plane?<br>
When the person next to you seeks comfort<br>
She starts weeping<br>
I felt like such an asshole<br>
It was not just the coffee it was the culmination of lots of things<br>
We really need to go<br>
And that is it. This is such a short show.<br>
The kids are wired<br>
Spilled Coffee<br>
Kris is sick<br>
Regular shows and show notes Monday.
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/New York City">New York City</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/New York City"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/New York City.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/toe rings">toe rings</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/toe rings"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/toe rings.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mike Dunn">Mike Dunn</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mike Dunn"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mike Dunn.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mustache">mustache</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mustache"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mustache.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/spilled coffee">spilled coffee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/spilled coffee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/spilled coffee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 10:54:07 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>11:17</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-03-28.mp3
Show: #473
  Length: 11:17
  Size: 7.84 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Shout to Mike Dunn
You are digging yourself a hole Kris
Walking in NYC is not like walking anywhere else on the planet
Like a mommy in the morning?
Putting on deodorant walking down the block
Not one</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>New York City, toe rings, Mike Dunn, mustache, spilled coffee</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>What good are 3 hits from Google search results?</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1235/What-good-are-3-hits-from-Google-search-results_RSS-search_page-rank.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I can tell you. It all depends on what people are searching for.<br><br>Painfully obvious, right?<br><br>Well, not so much when someone searches at Google for <b>intitle:"chocolate" ext:rss</b>. The odds are astronomically high that even chocolate experts weren't even returned as results. <a href="http://turo.us/1sYrg">See for yourself</a>.<br><br>So what does this mean? It means that someone searched Google for a <b>RSS feed</b> (ext:rss) with the word <b>chocolate</b> in the title (intitle:"chocolate").<br><br>Yes, the search is more advanced than a keyword or phrase based search but that isn't my full point. The reason that it matters is that not only did this individual search for chocolate but also culture and abba. Not quite sure what it says about the person searching for those topics . . . <br><br>So for me, these three hits matter. They are three more than I would have normally received for those topics and a chance for me to get them to possibly subscribe to those feeds, subscribe to my podcast, click an ad (yes, I like money) or get my brand in front of them.<br><br>I am able to do this with keyword feeds that I create dynamically from posts that get the same SEO treatment that a normal webpage would get.<br><br>The other plus for this type of search is the fact that they return so few results and Croncast happens to be ranked #1 for most of them including searches like, say . . . "<a href="http://turo.us/1rJPE">CNN</a>" or "<a href="http://turo.us/6Fdni">Micorsoft</a>" or  "<a href="http://turo.us/0UAER">iTunes</a>".<br><br>I've had conversations with a friend, <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins">Rick Klau</a>, about RSS feeds being indexed in Google search results. Most of those discussions focused on my saying that feeds should show up in search results and Rick saying that they shouldn't.<br><br>My stance is that some people, like myself, benefit from these results the same way that we benefit from a normal click through to our sites. I am able to do this by checking where the individual who clicked through is coming from and displaying a web page instead of the RSS with the exact same data that was in the feed. <br><br>But I don't stop there. I also make sure to let the user know how they got to the page and that they can now subscribe to that feed. It's a soft landing for what traditionally has been a hard look at XML or ugly feed displays in browsers. Which is where you will end up with 99.9 out of 100 feeds if you click through them when returned in a search.<br><br>What is Rick's position? If 99.9 are bad then they should be removed. For the time being I will agree that he is right. But that doesn't mean that this is the way it always has to be.<br><br>A couple of things could change this:<br><br>1) The uptake of RSS since IE7 and and FireFox now display their own XSLT to prettify the XML. Sort of like FeedBurner does.<br>2) Publishers add their own XSLT for their feeds<br>3) Publishers using blogs, most of which are dynamically generated, are written with code that can check for referers like Goolge, Live and Yahoo and redirect the user to a page that has the same content as the feed<br>4) My favorite. Google could create their own XSLT document that loads the feed into it.<br><br>Maybe that was more than a couple but I believe there are a lot of ways to welcome feeds into indexed search results beyond having to type in a search like <b><a href="http://turo.us/8WzUx">intitle:"Google" ext:rss</a></b>.<br><br> By the way, I'm not number one on this one Google is with it's YouTube property.<br><br>Next up, how to create RSS feeds with keywords in the title, how to get the .rss extension added to your feeds and landing pages for feeds.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS search">RSS search</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS search"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS search.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/page rank">page rank</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/page rank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/page rank.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Google search RSS">Google search RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Google search RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Google search RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/XSLT">XSLT</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/XSLT"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/XSLT.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner">FeedBurner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I can tell you. It all depends on what people are searching for.<br><br>Painfully obvious, right?<br><br>Well, not so much when someone searches at Google for <b>intitle:"chocolate" ext:rss</b>. The odds are astronomically high that even chocolate experts weren't even returned as results. <a href="http://turo.us/1sYrg">See for yourself</a>.<br><br>So what does this mean? It means that someone searched Google for a <b>RSS feed</b> (ext:rss) with the word <b>chocolate</b> in the title (intitle:"chocolate").<br><br>Yes, the search is more advanced than a keyword or phrase based search but that isn't my full point. The reason that it matters is that not only did this individual search for chocolate but also culture and abba. Not quite sure what it says about the person searching for those topics . . . <br><br>So for me, these three hits matter. They are three more than I would have normally received for those topics and a chance for me to get them to possibly subscribe to those feeds, subscribe to my podcast, click an ad (yes, I like money) or get my brand in front of them.<br><br>I am able to do this with keyword feeds that I create dynamically from posts that get the same SEO treatment that a normal webpage would get.<br><br>The other plus for this type of search is the fact that they return so few results and Croncast happens to be ranked #1 for most of them including searches like, say . . . "<a href="http://turo.us/1rJPE">CNN</a>" or "<a href="http://turo.us/6Fdni">Micorsoft</a>" or  "<a href="http://turo.us/0UAER">iTunes</a>".<br><br>I've had conversations with a friend, <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins">Rick Klau</a>, about RSS feeds being indexed in Google search results. Most of those discussions focused on my saying that feeds should show up in search results and Rick saying that they shouldn't.<br><br>My stance is that some people, like myself, benefit from these results the same way that we benefit from a normal click through to our sites. I am able to do this by checking where the individual who clicked through is coming from and displaying a web page instead of the RSS with the exact same data that was in the feed. <br><br>But I don't stop there. I also make sure to let the user know how they got to the page and that they can now subscribe to that feed. It's a soft landing for what traditionally has been a hard look at XML or ugly feed displays in browsers. Which is where you will end up with 99.9 out of 100 feeds if you click through them when returned in a search.<br><br>What is Rick's position? If 99.9 are bad then they should be removed. For the time being I will agree that he is right. But that doesn't mean that this is the way it always has to be.<br><br>A couple of things could change this:<br><br>1) The uptake of RSS since IE7 and and FireFox now display their own XSLT to prettify the XML. Sort of like FeedBurner does.<br>2) Publishers add their own XSLT for their feeds<br>3) Publishers using blogs, most of which are dynamically generated, are written with code that can check for referers like Goolge, Live and Yahoo and redirect the user to a page that has the same content as the feed<br>4) My favorite. Google could create their own XSLT document that loads the feed into it.<br><br>Maybe that was more than a couple but I believe there are a lot of ways to welcome feeds into indexed search results beyond having to type in a search like <b><a href="http://turo.us/8WzUx">intitle:"Google" ext:rss</a></b>.<br><br> By the way, I'm not number one on this one Google is with it's YouTube property.<br><br>Next up, how to create RSS feeds with keywords in the title, how to get the .rss extension added to your feeds and landing pages for feeds.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS search">RSS search</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS search"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS search.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/page rank">page rank</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/page rank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/page rank.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Google search RSS">Google search RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Google search RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Google search RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/XSLT">XSLT</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/XSLT"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/XSLT.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner">FeedBurner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 08:56:11 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1235</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>I can tell you. It all depends on what people are searching for.Painfully obvious, right?Well, not so much when someone searches at Google for intitle:&quot;chocolate&quot; ext:rss. The odds are astronomically high that even chocolate experts weren&#039;t even returned as results. See for yourself.So what does this mean? It means that someone</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>RSS search, page rank, Google search RSS, XSLT, FeedBurner</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 26, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1208/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-26-2007_North-Face_Aquadots.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-26 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-26.mp3</a><br>
Show: #438<br />
  Length: 32:06<br>
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1208/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Your dad sent an email from India<br>
He wants to know what a 'post' is<br>
Any content that is in the site<br>
Kris commenting on Besty's cooking and sharing it with the world<br>
I want to talk about the convalescent home that you knocked over<br>
Where do you get clothes like that?<br>
Betsy's Thanksgiving redemption with turkey dinner number two<br>
Betsy role plays the judge at our divorce proceeding<br>
We didn't share that <br>
At Costco, because it is the only place I can shop<br>
What are we here for?<br>
I was in charge<br>
How about we do another turkey?<br>
Getting right back on the horse<br>
Betsy avoids conversation<br>
Somebody's gotta keep a cap on that stuff<br>
All berries are the same<br>
Not my Barry he's special<br>
I cannot stand watching love scenes on TV<br>
They all creep me out<br>
It's even worse when they are elderly<br>
Referencing the list<br>
Betsy is wound up<br>
Behold, this is what our listeners want, Kris<br>
Made by hand by Goodwill Industries employees<br>
Everyone could use them<br>
And we get to pick the scent<br>
How are the commuters going to hand that on the train?<br>
On the antanae of their Treo<br>
The nice thing about the air freshener is it keeps on giving<br>
Very interesting, I'll take it back to the committee<br>
Dino from improv university<br>
He can get them cheaper<br>
Brought to you by the people who brought you Aquadots<br>
I did a <a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">photo essay</a>, live blog or our Goodwill date<br>
<a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">Photos start here</a><br>
Watching you was like watching a manic woman<br>
It was an experience<br>
No one needs hot food<br>
It should all be warm<br>
I will own a restaurant someday called "Warm"<br>
We were being followed<br>
He was working downtown Naperville<br>
The guys was a thief<br>
Sure, Kris, he was just shopping<br>
Not so close behind me<br>
Maniacally stirring your hot chocolate to cool it down<br>
Sure, when Whole Foods opens<br>
More like Boulder every day<br>
The man was up to something<br>
He was undercover officer, Kris<br>
He was picking out people who didn't fit . . . and it was you<br>
Does his fleece say "North Face or REI?", no captain<br>
Follow that man<br>
Book nerds are the original nerds<br>
The Bolingbrook thing is ooking me out<br>
Yes, that Bolingbrook with Drew Peterson<br>
The missing Stacey Peterson<br>
In the last week I have gone by 3 groups of people looking for her in the woods<br>
It is strange, simple strange<br>
How your first memory impacts your entire life<br>
What is your first memory Betsy?<br>
Hitting strangers with a broom while they sat in circle<br>
You are crazy<br>
I poked my cousin in the head with a shovel once<br>
You played basketball in gravel
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/North Face">North Face</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/North Face"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/North Face.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Aquadots">Aquadots</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Aquadots"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Aquadots.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/air fresheners">air fresheners</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/air fresheners"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/air fresheners.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hot chocolate">hot chocolate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hot chocolate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hot chocolate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bolingbrook Petersons">Bolingbrook Petersons</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bolingbrook Petersons"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bolingbrook Petersons.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-26 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-26.mp3</a><br>
Show: #438<br />
  Length: 32:06<br>
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1208/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Your dad sent an email from India<br>
He wants to know what a 'post' is<br>
Any content that is in the site<br>
Kris commenting on Besty's cooking and sharing it with the world<br>
I want to talk about the convalescent home that you knocked over<br>
Where do you get clothes like that?<br>
Betsy's Thanksgiving redemption with turkey dinner number two<br>
Betsy role plays the judge at our divorce proceeding<br>
We didn't share that <br>
At Costco, because it is the only place I can shop<br>
What are we here for?<br>
I was in charge<br>
How about we do another turkey?<br>
Getting right back on the horse<br>
Betsy avoids conversation<br>
Somebody's gotta keep a cap on that stuff<br>
All berries are the same<br>
Not my Barry he's special<br>
I cannot stand watching love scenes on TV<br>
They all creep me out<br>
It's even worse when they are elderly<br>
Referencing the list<br>
Betsy is wound up<br>
Behold, this is what our listeners want, Kris<br>
Made by hand by Goodwill Industries employees<br>
Everyone could use them<br>
And we get to pick the scent<br>
How are the commuters going to hand that on the train?<br>
On the antanae of their Treo<br>
The nice thing about the air freshener is it keeps on giving<br>
Very interesting, I'll take it back to the committee<br>
Dino from improv university<br>
He can get them cheaper<br>
Brought to you by the people who brought you Aquadots<br>
I did a <a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">photo essay</a>, live blog or our Goodwill date<br>
<a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">Photos start here</a><br>
Watching you was like watching a manic woman<br>
It was an experience<br>
No one needs hot food<br>
It should all be warm<br>
I will own a restaurant someday called "Warm"<br>
We were being followed<br>
He was working downtown Naperville<br>
The guys was a thief<br>
Sure, Kris, he was just shopping<br>
Not so close behind me<br>
Maniacally stirring your hot chocolate to cool it down<br>
Sure, when Whole Foods opens<br>
More like Boulder every day<br>
The man was up to something<br>
He was undercover officer, Kris<br>
He was picking out people who didn't fit . . . and it was you<br>
Does his fleece say "North Face or REI?", no captain<br>
Follow that man<br>
Book nerds are the original nerds<br>
The Bolingbrook thing is ooking me out<br>
Yes, that Bolingbrook with Drew Peterson<br>
The missing Stacey Peterson<br>
In the last week I have gone by 3 groups of people looking for her in the woods<br>
It is strange, simple strange<br>
How your first memory impacts your entire life<br>
What is your first memory Betsy?<br>
Hitting strangers with a broom while they sat in circle<br>
You are crazy<br>
I poked my cousin in the head with a shovel once<br>
You played basketball in gravel
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/North Face">North Face</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/North Face"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/North Face.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Aquadots">Aquadots</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Aquadots"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Aquadots.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/air fresheners">air fresheners</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/air fresheners"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/air fresheners.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hot chocolate">hot chocolate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hot chocolate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hot chocolate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bolingbrook Petersons">Bolingbrook Petersons</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bolingbrook Petersons"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bolingbrook Petersons.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:16:14 -0600</pubDate>
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				<itunes:keywords>North Face, Aquadots, air fresheners, hot chocolate, Bolingbrook Petersons</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 14, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1153/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-14-2007_Costco-cake_Goodwill.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1153/cks-2007-11-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-14 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1153/cks-2007-11-14.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #433<br />
  Length: 28:35<br>
  Size: 19.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Post birthday wrap up<br>
No I won't read it . . . it is inappropriate<br>
What did you get me for my birthday?<br>
Love<br>
How do I put a photo of that up?<br>
Just a white space<br>
Your gift already expired<br>
It was an interesting birthday<br>
Was it like having a heel ground into your balls<br>
To know that your plasma just bought tickets to a movie and chocolate cake<br>
You came home with this cake<br>
It had one 3 of the 33<br>
I thought about using toothpaste to put the other on<br>
I saw this monster chocolate cake<br>
I have been shaving chocolate since 4 a.m.<br>
Granted, he'll know it's from Costco<br>
"All-American Chocolate Cake"<br>
My Black Keys poster is gone<br>
You blow out the candles<br>
It was like a car tire, not really<br>
My accent is like a cheesegrater on the edge of my words<br>
I chop up the cake<br>
Hand it out<br>
And everyone is like this is a great cake<br>
Elliot stands up straight<br>
"I NEED TO BE EXCUSED"<br>
He starts bouncing off the furniture<br>
My mom look up and her face it bright red<br>
Maggie starts freaking out too<br>
She is yelling about wanting to ride the dog<br>
Yeah, I ate four bites and had to stop<br>
Betsy, I think it is full of caffeine<br>
Loaded chocolate cake<br>
Who wants to do more cake?<br>
I am wired at this point<br>
I didn't have an iris left<br>
Just black eyes from open pupils<br>
I couldn't handle it<br>
You guys were right about the cake<br>
Mom just stands up all the sudden<br>
I gotta go to bed now<br>
Talking a mile a minute<br>
I go to get my phone out of the car<br>
Find some gummy bears<br>
I eat a handful of them<br>
My chest starts thumping<br>
My body tingles all over<br>
Was it going along with the beat of the music?<br>
I have never, ever felt that way in my life<br>
Felt good when you scratched you head though didn't it<br>
You know what will make you feel better?<br>
More cake<br>
That is like saying, I could use more diarrhea<br>
I need to find my worst enemy to share it with<br>
Scientists for chocolate experts look at that cake and tell us why<br>
That cake was pure baked cocaine<br>
I was still thinking about the cake today<br>
Why do I want more cake? It's 8 a.m.<br>
I do not fall into the stimulant category<br>
Thanks to Costco I will no longer eat chocolate cake<br>
You can turn off your emotions like a switch<br>
Kris's phone is blowing up<br>
Birthday wishes at 4 a.m.<br>
I need to invent an apparatus that allows you to smoke while sleep<br>
I'll be a quadrillionaire<br>
Smoking in your sleep is healthy<br>
Human mysters at 2 a.m.<br>
The deer just stood in the front yard<br>
Yeah, your dog will poop and eat it before it hits the ground<br>
Stuffed animals from Goodwill need to be washed, Betsy<br>
No they don't, they just need love
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Post birthday wrap up<br>
No I won't read it . . . it is inappropriate<br>
What did you get me for my birthday?<br>
Love<br>
How do I put a photo of that up?<br>
Just a white space<br>
Your gift already expired<br>
It was an interesting birthday<br>
Was it like having a heel ground into your balls<br>
To know that your plasma just bought tickets to a movie and chocolate cake<br>
You came home with this cake<br>
It had one 3 of the 33<br>
I thought about using toothpaste to put the other on<br>
I saw this monster chocolate cake<br>
I have been shaving chocolate since 4 a.m.<br>
Granted, he'll know it's from Costco<br>
"All-American Chocolate Cake"<br>
My Black Keys poster is gone<br>
You blow out the candles<br>
It was like a car tire, not really<br>
My accent is like a cheesegrater on the edge of my words<br>
I chop up the cake<br>
Hand it out<br>
And everyone is like this is a great cake<br>
Elliot stands up straight<br>
"I NEED TO BE EXCUSED"<br>
He starts bouncing off the furniture<br>
My mom look up and her face it bright red<br>
Maggie starts freaking out too<br>
She is yelling about wanting to ride the dog<br>
Yeah, I ate four bites and had to stop<br>
Betsy, I think it is full of caffeine<br>
Loaded chocolate cake<br>
Who wants to do more cake?<br>
I am wired at this point<br>
I didn't have an iris left<br>
Just black eyes from open pupils<br>
I couldn't handle it<br>
You guys were right about the cake<br>
Mom just stands up all the sudden<br>
I gotta go to bed now<br>
Talking a mile a minute<br>
I go to get my phone out of the car<br>
Find some gummy bears<br>
I eat a handful of them<br>
My chest starts thumping<br>
My body tingles all over<br>
Was it going along with the beat of the music?<br>
I have never, ever felt that way in my life<br>
Felt good when you scratched you head though didn't it<br>
You know what will make you feel better?<br>
More cake<br>
That is like saying, I could use more diarrhea<br>
I need to find my worst enemy to share it with<br>
Scientists for chocolate experts look at that cake and tell us why<br>
That cake was pure baked cocaine<br>
I was still thinking about the cake today<br>
Why do I want more cake? It's 8 a.m.<br>
I do not fall into the stimulant category<br>
Thanks to Costco I will no longer eat chocolate cake<br>
You can turn off your emotions like a switch<br>
Kris's phone is blowing up<br>
Birthday wishes at 4 a.m.<br>
I need to invent an apparatus that allows you to smoke while sleep<br>
I'll be a quadrillionaire<br>
Smoking in your sleep is healthy<br>
Human mysters at 2 a.m.<br>
The deer just stood in the front yard<br>
Yeah, your dog will poop and eat it before it hits the ground<br>
Stuffed animals from Goodwill need to be washed, Betsy<br>
No they don't, they just need love
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Trescadecaphobes yesterday was the day<br>
Today it is safe it is the 14th<br>
It was a good 13th for me<br>
You are on a nerd high Mr. B . . . I'm gonna let you roll<br>
Yeah, I am stoked<br>
I saw in Google Reader that <a href="http://www.techcrunch40.com">TechCrunch 40</a> had 5 press/blogger passes available<br>
Sent <a href="http://www.calacanis.com/">Jason Calacanis</a> a message<br>
Hour and a half later I was good to go<br>
So thanks to Jason  . . . I am really looking forward to the event<br>
I'll crank out some podcasts<br>
Thanks to <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins">Rick</a> and Robin for putting me up next week<br>
I'll get to see the solar panels<br>
We should buy carbon credits from them<br>
It's good to be all in Mr B<br>
Like I said, you've got to strike while the iron is hot<br>
Can I now tell my story, Kris<br>
I had a creepy thing happen to me last night<br>
I gotta thank people<br>
I don't tell people thank you enough<br>
You don't<br>
I know baby<br>
I had the best lesson taught to me by my uncle<br>
He sent me a thank you note<br>
Then on the back it said, "This is what a thank you not looks like."<br>
He told you!<br>
Betsy's problem is she buys them and writes them but just doesn't follow through<br>
The only person that always gets them in neighbor . . . I can walk them over<br>
So what happened on your dark night<br>
Yeah, your creepy story . . . sorry that I asked<br>
Get off the stage bitch<br>
I don't have to work with anyone<br>
I reallize that I left my purse in the bar<br>
The drunk bouncer stops me and cuts me off<br>
He's a drunk frat boy<br>
Where them diet chocolate shakes at<br>
He gets all up in my face<br>
Sucking in my oxygen, that close<br>
Listen, I am as old as dirt<br>
We get into this battle of the wits<br>
My she is fabulous . . . she is so witty<br>
Do you know what he did?<br>
Started crying<br>
No, he kissed me<br>
Silence<br>
The most disgusting moment of my life<br>
I know you stepped back into his personal space<br>
So he kissed you . . . where?<br>
My lips<br>
I was shocked<br>
I can't believe you are telling me now, not last night<br>
You didn't seem to mention it<br>
Yeah, I'm running away with the bouncer<br>
Takes a certain type of dude to handle a lady like you<br>
Don't take that personally<br>
Your behavior can be interpreted different ways<br>
I did not invade this man's space<br>
Think of the sweet alley action he gets<br>
I gotta tell you not a big fan of improv night or Bar Louie<br>
I didn't expect to hear this<br>
No, I don't find it alright to deal with<br>
The most competent individual you can hire for $6<br>
The score is 1 me, you 0<br>
The reason that I have an issue with it is that I would have rumbled<br>
I would have hit him<br>
Really?<br>
Notice how I said I would have hit him, not kicked his ass<br>
Oh, Mr. B<br>
Improv class might not be my thing<br>
Betsy tells us all about improv<br>
You are milking that imaginary cow all wrong<br>
Oh, no, no . . . I was in FFA I know how to milk a cow city man
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Show: #410<br />
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Trescadecaphobes yesterday was the day<br>
Today it is safe it is the 14th<br>
It was a good 13th for me<br>
You are on a nerd high Mr. B . . . I'm gonna let you roll<br>
Yeah, I am stoked<br>
I saw in Google Reader that <a href="http://www.techcrunch40.com">TechCrunch 40</a> had 5 press/blogger passes available<br>
Sent <a href="http://www.calacanis.com/">Jason Calacanis</a> a message<br>
Hour and a half later I was good to go<br>
So thanks to Jason  . . . I am really looking forward to the event<br>
I'll crank out some podcasts<br>
Thanks to <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins">Rick</a> and Robin for putting me up next week<br>
I'll get to see the solar panels<br>
We should buy carbon credits from them<br>
It's good to be all in Mr B<br>
Like I said, you've got to strike while the iron is hot<br>
Can I now tell my story, Kris<br>
I had a creepy thing happen to me last night<br>
I gotta thank people<br>
I don't tell people thank you enough<br>
You don't<br>
I know baby<br>
I had the best lesson taught to me by my uncle<br>
He sent me a thank you note<br>
Then on the back it said, "This is what a thank you not looks like."<br>
He told you!<br>
Betsy's problem is she buys them and writes them but just doesn't follow through<br>
The only person that always gets them in neighbor . . . I can walk them over<br>
So what happened on your dark night<br>
Yeah, your creepy story . . . sorry that I asked<br>
Get off the stage bitch<br>
I don't have to work with anyone<br>
I reallize that I left my purse in the bar<br>
The drunk bouncer stops me and cuts me off<br>
He's a drunk frat boy<br>
Where them diet chocolate shakes at<br>
He gets all up in my face<br>
Sucking in my oxygen, that close<br>
Listen, I am as old as dirt<br>
We get into this battle of the wits<br>
My she is fabulous . . . she is so witty<br>
Do you know what he did?<br>
Started crying<br>
No, he kissed me<br>
Silence<br>
The most disgusting moment of my life<br>
I know you stepped back into his personal space<br>
So he kissed you . . . where?<br>
My lips<br>
I was shocked<br>
I can't believe you are telling me now, not last night<br>
You didn't seem to mention it<br>
Yeah, I'm running away with the bouncer<br>
Takes a certain type of dude to handle a lady like you<br>
Don't take that personally<br>
Your behavior can be interpreted different ways<br>
I did not invade this man's space<br>
Think of the sweet alley action he gets<br>
I gotta tell you not a big fan of improv night or Bar Louie<br>
I didn't expect to hear this<br>
No, I don't find it alright to deal with<br>
The most competent individual you can hire for $6<br>
The score is 1 me, you 0<br>
The reason that I have an issue with it is that I would have rumbled<br>
I would have hit him<br>
Really?<br>
Notice how I said I would have hit him, not kicked his ass<br>
Oh, Mr. B<br>
Improv class might not be my thing<br>
Betsy tells us all about improv<br>
You are milking that imaginary cow all wrong<br>
Oh, no, no . . . I was in FFA I know how to milk a cow city man
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 27, 2007</title>
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Show: #390<br />
  Length: 32:29<br>
  Size: 22.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 27, 2007</strong></p>
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It's been a while since we've done a show<br>
The worst part is I can't tell anyone the story<br>
It will ruin the show<br>
We have to tell everyone we'll tell you later<br>
I did see some of the photos baby<br>
Jeanie and I laughed<br>
Don't start there Bears<br>
This is not the typical Croncast, Kris and Betsy story<br>
Sure I have been supplanted by Jeanie<br>
Mr B would have done this anyway<br>
Do you want to tell your story?<br>
Can I give you some hints to telling a story<br>
We are going to start our story from the very beginning<br>
Jeanie rolls up to my house<br>
We have to go to my sister's kids party<br>
My mom and my dad in the same building, stress<br>
The last time was like 10 years since they were in same room<br>
I had nightmares about how bad this trip was going to be<br>
Epiphany was to dope them out with DVD's<br>
Misgivings? Why? Last year was not enough?<br>
So I strap in the DVD player and monitors<br>
We surprise the kids with it<br>
Strap in the kids and pull away<br>
The power adapter pops in, out, in, out<br>
Elliot,"It's on, It's off. It's on. It's off."<br>
With a former truck driver by your side I shouldn't have been worried<br>
Jeanie took a class in map reading<br>
"Betsy, where is the map?"<br>
"I don't have one."<br>
Simply a print out from mapquest<br>
With the kids I figured it out<br>
Take the group home approach, catch them being good<br>
What does Maggie get?<br>
Green dry erase markers <br>
45 minutes later Jeanie says you've got look at Maggie<br>
The scariest site ever<br>
Maggie colored herself green and put chocolate in her hair<br>
She was laughing maniacally<br>
"I funny. I funny."<br>
So we pull over at a truck stop<br>
I walk in with Gigi<br>
Everyone stops, turns and stares at us<br>
She had lifted her dress and colored all the way to her diaper<br>
That woman is totally talking to Betsy<br>
Dry erase markers come off very easy<br>
Where are you at this point?<br>
Western Illinois<br>
Jeanie wanted to hit the world's largest truck stop<br>
Betsy, "Didn't you listen to last year's vacation show?"<br>
Another thing that we learned last year was to get a hotel room<br>
Jeanie was rolling up in the driveway when you booked it<br>
You didn't remember it<br>
Kris, shut up, this is my show<br>
No map Betsy doesn't know where she is<br>
Elliot and Maggie hit the hotel and want to sleep with mama<br>
Elliot has had it and is ready to sleep in the car<br>
Little Kris was in the backseat complaining<br>
Now he reads numbers he made sure to point out we were speeding<br>
I don't recommend the Super 8 in Lincoln, Nebraska<br>
Isn't there something in Lincoln like a university<br>
Jeanie brings the good trip karma with her<br>
The scary omens of the open road<br>
I had apologized to Jeanie<br>
You have got to heed the signs<br>
Every mile marker was a Slowsky moment<br>
I was amazed that we rolled into Denver/Boulder area<br>
The kids have started to melt down<br>
Hey, you've won another Pokeman card<br>
Jeanie, can I have another car<br>
Honey, Mommy is going 90 mph you need to sit still<br>
They waited until we were in traffic to act up<br>
Every parent knows that you kids don't need anything from you until you are merging onto the interstate<br>
We were behind a Prius<br>
It had a blue hair in it, double whammy<br>
Did the exhaust smell like broccoli or cooked carrots?<br>
When you ride with Betsy you are junk coordinator<br>
Fast food dumped in your lap and Betsy sipping on her diet coke<br>
Give me that grilled chicken bitch<br>
I know you, Booba<br>
Speeder! I won't get in to it<br>
Kris has speeding story to tell<br>
My great Denver court room story<br>
We have been here for 12 minutes into the immaculate clean house where we are staying kids flip out<br>
So we leave the house<br>
Where did you go?<br>
Pearl Street<br>
Do you want to stand on a clogged street in 88 degree heat with hippies<br>
Elliot's hippie story, guy's sign said, "need money for a shirt," but I watched him take off his shirt and stick it under a rock<br>
Sounds like Pearl Street to me<br>
Henry is putting up a mark on the chalkboard right now<br>
I know who your favorite hippie is<br>
Jeanie called Evan to tell him that they were going to see the hippies<br>
"My ship has sunk. I need cash"<br>
I told you it was the pirate<br>
Very herbal<br>
They're all playing guitars and wait for you<br>
No judgment, eh Kris?<br>
Pete the pirate<br>
You could start a fish stick line with his name for $6 <br>
I have to stand there and tell my son that this stuff is normal<br>
We saw Goth grandma<br>
She doesn't care anymore<br>
You get passed 70 and start tripping on your titties<br>
The point of this story that children work on 15 minute cycles<br>
Jeanie sees the<br>
Here's the reason the hippies bother me<br>
They are balanced out by smug trust fund babies<br>
Betsy, "I only pan handled once. That is a story for another day."<br>
The next day when you came home from San Francisco I made sure we got home right away<br>
Elliot saves family in the mountains<br>
Give him a hard time, you can't mess with the man<br>
We stopped someplace in between<br>
The place where you buy gas in a bucket<br>
We roll into Rocky Mountain National Park<br>
The kids are watching Scoobie Doo at full blast<br>
We are excited about a fox with dead animals in its mouth<br>
Elliot, "Shush, there is a boy named Elliot in this episode"<br>
Momma, I just saw a squid<br>
Momma, I just saw an alligator<br>
Not even close to being in a forest<br>
It's not funny when you are their mother<br>
He got it from a book you bought him<br>
A book about future animals 10,000 years from now with illustrations<br>
I forgot my cell phone<br>
That is what I do Mr. B<br>
So we start going up the mountain<br>
Jeanie is gripping the OSHA car handle<br>
The blood vessels are popping out from between her fingers<br>
She has gone pale<br>
Maggie, "no up. No up. No up."<br>
Betsy talks Jeanie down<br>
Look I'm driving with no hands<br>
Maggie's sense is I'm strapped in<br>
Shut up guys, Scoobie is on<br>
Wrap the show . . . coming back down the mountain<br>
Maybe a little Elk Mountain Resort, Valhalla on Monday, Wednesday
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Show: #390<br />
  Length: 32:29<br>
  Size: 22.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 27, 2007</strong></p>
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<br>
It's been a while since we've done a show<br>
The worst part is I can't tell anyone the story<br>
It will ruin the show<br>
We have to tell everyone we'll tell you later<br>
I did see some of the photos baby<br>
Jeanie and I laughed<br>
Don't start there Bears<br>
This is not the typical Croncast, Kris and Betsy story<br>
Sure I have been supplanted by Jeanie<br>
Mr B would have done this anyway<br>
Do you want to tell your story?<br>
Can I give you some hints to telling a story<br>
We are going to start our story from the very beginning<br>
Jeanie rolls up to my house<br>
We have to go to my sister's kids party<br>
My mom and my dad in the same building, stress<br>
The last time was like 10 years since they were in same room<br>
I had nightmares about how bad this trip was going to be<br>
Epiphany was to dope them out with DVD's<br>
Misgivings? Why? Last year was not enough?<br>
So I strap in the DVD player and monitors<br>
We surprise the kids with it<br>
Strap in the kids and pull away<br>
The power adapter pops in, out, in, out<br>
Elliot,"It's on, It's off. It's on. It's off."<br>
With a former truck driver by your side I shouldn't have been worried<br>
Jeanie took a class in map reading<br>
"Betsy, where is the map?"<br>
"I don't have one."<br>
Simply a print out from mapquest<br>
With the kids I figured it out<br>
Take the group home approach, catch them being good<br>
What does Maggie get?<br>
Green dry erase markers <br>
45 minutes later Jeanie says you've got look at Maggie<br>
The scariest site ever<br>
Maggie colored herself green and put chocolate in her hair<br>
She was laughing maniacally<br>
"I funny. I funny."<br>
So we pull over at a truck stop<br>
I walk in with Gigi<br>
Everyone stops, turns and stares at us<br>
She had lifted her dress and colored all the way to her diaper<br>
That woman is totally talking to Betsy<br>
Dry erase markers come off very easy<br>
Where are you at this point?<br>
Western Illinois<br>
Jeanie wanted to hit the world's largest truck stop<br>
Betsy, "Didn't you listen to last year's vacation show?"<br>
Another thing that we learned last year was to get a hotel room<br>
Jeanie was rolling up in the driveway when you booked it<br>
You didn't remember it<br>
Kris, shut up, this is my show<br>
No map Betsy doesn't know where she is<br>
Elliot and Maggie hit the hotel and want to sleep with mama<br>
Elliot has had it and is ready to sleep in the car<br>
Little Kris was in the backseat complaining<br>
Now he reads numbers he made sure to point out we were speeding<br>
I don't recommend the Super 8 in Lincoln, Nebraska<br>
Isn't there something in Lincoln like a university<br>
Jeanie brings the good trip karma with her<br>
The scary omens of the open road<br>
I had apologized to Jeanie<br>
You have got to heed the signs<br>
Every mile marker was a Slowsky moment<br>
I was amazed that we rolled into Denver/Boulder area<br>
The kids have started to melt down<br>
Hey, you've won another Pokeman card<br>
Jeanie, can I have another car<br>
Honey, Mommy is going 90 mph you need to sit still<br>
They waited until we were in traffic to act up<br>
Every parent knows that you kids don't need anything from you until you are merging onto the interstate<br>
We were behind a Prius<br>
It had a blue hair in it, double whammy<br>
Did the exhaust smell like broccoli or cooked carrots?<br>
When you ride with Betsy you are junk coordinator<br>
Fast food dumped in your lap and Betsy sipping on her diet coke<br>
Give me that grilled chicken bitch<br>
I know you, Booba<br>
Speeder! I won't get in to it<br>
Kris has speeding story to tell<br>
My great Denver court room story<br>
We have been here for 12 minutes into the immaculate clean house where we are staying kids flip out<br>
So we leave the house<br>
Where did you go?<br>
Pearl Street<br>
Do you want to stand on a clogged street in 88 degree heat with hippies<br>
Elliot's hippie story, guy's sign said, "need money for a shirt," but I watched him take off his shirt and stick it under a rock<br>
Sounds like Pearl Street to me<br>
Henry is putting up a mark on the chalkboard right now<br>
I know who your favorite hippie is<br>
Jeanie called Evan to tell him that they were going to see the hippies<br>
"My ship has sunk. I need cash"<br>
I told you it was the pirate<br>
Very herbal<br>
They're all playing guitars and wait for you<br>
No judgment, eh Kris?<br>
Pete the pirate<br>
You could start a fish stick line with his name for $6 <br>
I have to stand there and tell my son that this stuff is normal<br>
We saw Goth grandma<br>
She doesn't care anymore<br>
You get passed 70 and start tripping on your titties<br>
The point of this story that children work on 15 minute cycles<br>
Jeanie sees the<br>
Here's the reason the hippies bother me<br>
They are balanced out by smug trust fund babies<br>
Betsy, "I only pan handled once. That is a story for another day."<br>
The next day when you came home from San Francisco I made sure we got home right away<br>
Elliot saves family in the mountains<br>
Give him a hard time, you can't mess with the man<br>
We stopped someplace in between<br>
The place where you buy gas in a bucket<br>
We roll into Rocky Mountain National Park<br>
The kids are watching Scoobie Doo at full blast<br>
We are excited about a fox with dead animals in its mouth<br>
Elliot, "Shush, there is a boy named Elliot in this episode"<br>
Momma, I just saw a squid<br>
Momma, I just saw an alligator<br>
Not even close to being in a forest<br>
It's not funny when you are their mother<br>
He got it from a book you bought him<br>
A book about future animals 10,000 years from now with illustrations<br>
I forgot my cell phone<br>
That is what I do Mr. B<br>
So we start going up the mountain<br>
Jeanie is gripping the OSHA car handle<br>
The blood vessels are popping out from between her fingers<br>
She has gone pale<br>
Maggie, "no up. No up. No up."<br>
Betsy talks Jeanie down<br>
Look I'm driving with no hands<br>
Maggie's sense is I'm strapped in<br>
Shut up guys, Scoobie is on<br>
Wrap the show . . . coming back down the mountain<br>
Maybe a little Elk Mountain Resort, Valhalla on Monday, Wednesday
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         <pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:59:37 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>portable DVD, Pearl Street, Jeanie Bowen, summer vaction 2007, Elk Mountain Resort</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>King size peanut and chocolate Elvis</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/843/King-size-peanut-and-chocolate-Elvis_Reeses-Big-Cup_Elvis-Reeses.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Found this pretty funny at a Walgreens in Boulder. Wrapper says, "Collectors Edition" on it to the left of "King Size". Thirty years from now it will be "King" on eBay . . . and tasty.<br><br><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/820224292/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1120/820224292_a47e9860be.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Elvis is making a big come back" border="0" /></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Reeses Big Cup">Reeses Big Cup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Reeses Big Cup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Reeses Big Cup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elvis Reeses">Elvis Reeses</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elvis Reeses"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elvis Reeses.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/King Size Reeses">King Size Reeses</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/King Size Reeses"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/King Size Reeses.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/peanut butter cups">peanut butter cups</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/peanut butter cups"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/peanut butter cups.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elvis candy">Elvis candy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elvis candy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elvis candy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Found this pretty funny at a Walgreens in Boulder. Wrapper says, "Collectors Edition" on it to the left of "King Size". Thirty years from now it will be "King" on eBay . . . and tasty.<br><br><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/820224292/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1120/820224292_a47e9860be.jpg" width="375" height="500" alt="Elvis is making a big come back" border="0" /></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Reeses Big Cup">Reeses Big Cup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Reeses Big Cup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Reeses Big Cup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elvis Reeses">Elvis Reeses</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elvis Reeses"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elvis Reeses.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/King Size Reeses">King Size Reeses</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/King Size Reeses"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/King Size Reeses.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/peanut butter cups">peanut butter cups</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/peanut butter cups"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/peanut butter cups.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elvis candy">Elvis candy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elvis candy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elvis candy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:27:51 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,843</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Found this pretty funny at a Walgreens in Boulder. Wrapper says, &quot;Collectors Edition&quot; on it to the left of &quot;King Size&quot;. Thirty years from now it will be &quot;King&quot; on eBay . . . and tasty.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Reeses Big Cup, Elvis Reeses, King Size Reeses, peanut butter cups, Elvis candy</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr 09, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/679/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-09-2007_Geraldo_The-New-Yorker-Hotel.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/679/cks-2007-04-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-04-09 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/679/cks-2007-04-09.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-04-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #347<br />
  Length: 33:23<br />
  Size: 22.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris April 9, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/april_20070409.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Kris is back from New York<br>
Betsy starts drawing pictures of my forhead<br>
Elliot, "Do you remember what happened after you had Maggie and you had beans in your arm?"<br>
Lima beans in hosiery<br>
It's April 9th . . . shouldn't the Unitarians be out burning something?<br>
It's that time of year the fertility time<br>
Unitarians have three open arms<br>
The variety is what scares me<br>
I like knowing that I can travel nearly 1000 miles from home<br>
Look out my window and see McDonalds, Starbucks and a Friday's<br>
Beyond the pavement<br>
Town after town after town<br>
Mr B, you're getting to be a worldly dude<br>
I knew I was going to get yelled at<br>
Everyday, I knew it was growing<br>
No there was nothing going on Sunday<br>
I should have left Saturday night<br>
I had a really awesome time<br>
Some people get to see Times Square . . . Croncast style I get to meet Geraldo<br>
The News Corp Walk of fame<br>
Big shout out to Jodi! Thank you so much for the tour. It was great to meet you!<br>
I saw Bill O'reilly people getting Bill O'Reilly-ish<br>
The nameplates, check these out<br>
After the nameplates I come upon the General Lee of broadcasting<br>
Check out the tattoos<br>
They're not prison quality there old school<br>
Right, your grandfather didn't have tattoos?<br>
Not my side of the family, well mine did<br>
So what did they look like?<br>
Bill O'reilly on Anna Nicole's body?<br>
No I'm sure he's going out to get that one later that day<br>
Hey Nike listener's were calling you on the tour if you're down for August<br>
Yeah these tours are cool, not the bus tour style<br>
It's really cool to get these opportunities<br>
Our listeners are really interesting folks<br>
Have to say this . . . the people at Fox were great<br>
Betsy was impressed by Jodi's purse<br>
Coming to Seattle at the beginning of August<br>
Mommy's depressed and daddy is out having fun<br>
We're going to Atlanta in late August also<br>
Let me tell you about my little General Lee<br>
Betsy fills out the adopt-the-doggie-app<br>
"One old lady should take care of another"<br>
That sounds like a lesbian love ad<br>
It doesn't sound like adopt a schnauzer?<br>
The Red Hat Society, no sex . . . movies and chocolate<br>
The doggies adopt out lady is the alpha dog<br>
You're going to force me into buying one from a puppy mill<br>
I need to see your two year old and the dog interact in a cage match<br>
Elliot was a little gentleman<br>
This woman is screening my children<br>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/feedbuffet/all/feed.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Geraldo">Geraldo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Geraldo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Geraldo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The New Yorker Hotel">The New Yorker Hotel</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The New Yorker Hotel"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The New Yorker Hotel.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Fox News">Fox News</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Fox News"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Fox News.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bill O'Reilly">Bill O'Reilly</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bill O'Reilly"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bill O'Reilly.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PodCampNYC">PodCampNYC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PodCampNYC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PodCampNYC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Unitarian Holidays">Unitarian Holidays</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Unitarian Holidays"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Unitarian Holidays.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/679/cks-2007-04-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-04-09 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/679/cks-2007-04-09.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-04-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #347<br />
  Length: 33:23<br />
  Size: 22.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris April 9, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/april_20070409.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Kris is back from New York<br>
Betsy starts drawing pictures of my forhead<br>
Elliot, "Do you remember what happened after you had Maggie and you had beans in your arm?"<br>
Lima beans in hosiery<br>
It's April 9th . . . shouldn't the Unitarians be out burning something?<br>
It's that time of year the fertility time<br>
Unitarians have three open arms<br>
The variety is what scares me<br>
I like knowing that I can travel nearly 1000 miles from home<br>
Look out my window and see McDonalds, Starbucks and a Friday's<br>
Beyond the pavement<br>
Town after town after town<br>
Mr B, you're getting to be a worldly dude<br>
I knew I was going to get yelled at<br>
Everyday, I knew it was growing<br>
No there was nothing going on Sunday<br>
I should have left Saturday night<br>
I had a really awesome time<br>
Some people get to see Times Square . . . Croncast style I get to meet Geraldo<br>
The News Corp Walk of fame<br>
Big shout out to Jodi! Thank you so much for the tour. It was great to meet you!<br>
I saw Bill O'reilly people getting Bill O'Reilly-ish<br>
The nameplates, check these out<br>
After the nameplates I come upon the General Lee of broadcasting<br>
Check out the tattoos<br>
They're not prison quality there old school<br>
Right, your grandfather didn't have tattoos?<br>
Not my side of the family, well mine did<br>
So what did they look like?<br>
Bill O'reilly on Anna Nicole's body?<br>
No I'm sure he's going out to get that one later that day<br>
Hey Nike listener's were calling you on the tour if you're down for August<br>
Yeah these tours are cool, not the bus tour style<br>
It's really cool to get these opportunities<br>
Our listeners are really interesting folks<br>
Have to say this . . . the people at Fox were great<br>
Betsy was impressed by Jodi's purse<br>
Coming to Seattle at the beginning of August<br>
Mommy's depressed and daddy is out having fun<br>
We're going to Atlanta in late August also<br>
Let me tell you about my little General Lee<br>
Betsy fills out the adopt-the-doggie-app<br>
"One old lady should take care of another"<br>
That sounds like a lesbian love ad<br>
It doesn't sound like adopt a schnauzer?<br>
The Red Hat Society, no sex . . . movies and chocolate<br>
The doggies adopt out lady is the alpha dog<br>
You're going to force me into buying one from a puppy mill<br>
I need to see your two year old and the dog interact in a cage match<br>
Elliot was a little gentleman<br>
This woman is screening my children<br>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/feedbuffet/all/feed.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Geraldo">Geraldo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Geraldo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Geraldo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The New Yorker Hotel">The New Yorker Hotel</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The New Yorker Hotel"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The New Yorker Hotel.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Fox News">Fox News</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Fox News"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Fox News.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bill O'Reilly">Bill O'Reilly</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bill O'Reilly"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bill O'Reilly.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PodCampNYC">PodCampNYC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PodCampNYC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PodCampNYC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Unitarian Holidays">Unitarian Holidays</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Unitarian Holidays"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Unitarian Holidays.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:44:32 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:00</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Geraldo, The New Yorker Hotel, Fox News, Bill O'Reilly, PodCampNYC</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jan 15, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/614/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jan-15-2007_Elliot-vs-salmon_screen-real-estate.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/614/cks-2007-01-15.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-01-15 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/614/cks-2007-01-15.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-01-15.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #327<br />
  Length: 29:45<br />
  Size: 20.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris January 15, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-jan-20070115.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Daniel Broad.<br>
Daniel may be trying to kill me<br>
"Tomorrow, your close call with crumpets," Betsy<br>
The audio fidelity of Croncast<br>
I'm a free man<br>
No more corporate job<br>
Now I can talk all the shit I want about my office mates . . . Betsy, Elliot, Gigi<br>
And since you're my wife no sexual harassment suits<br>
But if you keep up with the broken monitor thing<br>
You go this geek cry baby phase<br>
The water cooler moment <br>
I hope this isn't how our conversations aren't going to be<br>
Today starts podcasting job full time<br>
Where did that weird conversation guy go<br>
The new monitor screen is brighter than the sun<br>
This monitor makes Kris happy<br>
The screen real estate  . . . <br>
It is shooting geek happy rays from the screen<br>
Gateway is working to chemically alter nerds<br>
Elliot vs. the salmon<br>
Kris, "Maybe tomorrow we can look for salmon flavored candy . . . salmon flavored yogurt."<br>
Elliot, "I am going to puke."<br>
Vomitus a lotus commences<br>
Fish floater story<br>
Do fish really have floaters<br>
I never did eat the brussel sprouts as a kid<br>
The sound of the electric knife<br>
That is how I knew it was time to eat at Grandma's during the holidays<br>
Betsy is sick and so are the kids<br>
The foreigners are trying to kill me<br>
That four letter word that starts with 's' that drives Betsy . . . sale<br>
Betsy can't find a sales person<br>
The bar stool dance<br>
Now the German chocolatier are after Kris<br>
Choked with a Riesen chocolate<br>
Pluses of being a chubster, strong throat hole<br>
Evidently I hadn't been breathing for a bit<br>
Sunday night is back for HBO with Rome<br>
<br>
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  Length: 29:45<br />
  Size: 20.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris January 15, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-jan-20070115.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Daniel Broad.<br>
Daniel may be trying to kill me<br>
"Tomorrow, your close call with crumpets," Betsy<br>
The audio fidelity of Croncast<br>
I'm a free man<br>
No more corporate job<br>
Now I can talk all the shit I want about my office mates . . . Betsy, Elliot, Gigi<br>
And since you're my wife no sexual harassment suits<br>
But if you keep up with the broken monitor thing<br>
You go this geek cry baby phase<br>
The water cooler moment <br>
I hope this isn't how our conversations aren't going to be<br>
Today starts podcasting job full time<br>
Where did that weird conversation guy go<br>
The new monitor screen is brighter than the sun<br>
This monitor makes Kris happy<br>
The screen real estate  . . . <br>
It is shooting geek happy rays from the screen<br>
Gateway is working to chemically alter nerds<br>
Elliot vs. the salmon<br>
Kris, "Maybe tomorrow we can look for salmon flavored candy . . . salmon flavored yogurt."<br>
Elliot, "I am going to puke."<br>
Vomitus a lotus commences<br>
Fish floater story<br>
Do fish really have floaters<br>
I never did eat the brussel sprouts as a kid<br>
The sound of the electric knife<br>
That is how I knew it was time to eat at Grandma's during the holidays<br>
Betsy is sick and so are the kids<br>
The foreigners are trying to kill me<br>
That four letter word that starts with 's' that drives Betsy . . . sale<br>
Betsy can't find a sales person<br>
The bar stool dance<br>
Now the German chocolatier are after Kris<br>
Choked with a Riesen chocolate<br>
Pluses of being a chubster, strong throat hole<br>
Evidently I hadn't been breathing for a bit<br>
Sunday night is back for HBO with Rome<br>
<br>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 20, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/524/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-20-2006_Slowsky_Goodwill-pants.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/524/cks-2006-10-20.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-10-20" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/524/cks-2006-10-20.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-10-20.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #287<br />
  Length: 33:03<br />
  Size: 22.7 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris October 20, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-oct-20061020.jpg"></p>

Betsy decides to start shipping while the show begins<br />
Then wants to divert attention<br />
You don't want to talk about the naked camel in the desert?<br />
I want to talk about the email<br />
Betsy says, it is a surprise that we don't get hate mail everyday<br />
The shipping continues<br />
Sign up for the contest and then send hate mail . . . nice<br />
Now you're a Puffy Cuffs<br />
If it is really bothering you that much <br />
"If you're engaged to a geek - break it off," Betsy<br />
Saving driving directions to my phone instead of printing them out<br />
The tape sound again . . . it is the sound of my life<br />
The sound of my eternity<br />
Postal priority mail tape<br />
They quit making it<br />
What am I going to use to wrap Christmas gifts<br />
Betsy says she has big news<br />
Betsy is going to hang with a fan tomorrow . . . Abbi Z.<br />
Kinda gonna be in the area<br />
Betsy is wired and over-thinking it<br />
Betsy screwed up chocolate chip cookies<br />
Not so sweet cookies<br />
Abbi will eat them and smile<br />
That's why we do it baby for the fans<br />
Got rid of Slowsky<br />
Better phrasing, "Off to the auction like a fat pig"<br />
The Slowsky lowdown<br />
Sister turned it down and now Betsy uses it for a trade on a car for her sister<br />
If you can't sell something to Kris you should be fired<br />
We got it good right now<br />
Betsy, "I know you live like that. My darling the rapper."<br />
The QVC clothes smell like old people<br />
They pump the bags full of the odor<br />
Too chubby to put a leg forward<br />
Quality Value Convenience you need to shop it too<br />
Compression garment for the abdominally blessed<br />
Betsy hits a new low - recording QVC to DVR for later viewing<br />
No high waist jeans at the store but Goodwill got'em<br />
We're off to Boulder tonight<br />
Maggie, Betsy and Kris are off that is the man will rock it out with grandma<br />
The irony? Back to Colorado<br />
Slowsky is worth more in pieces than as a whole<br />
Zeus is getting fixed next week<br />
Not just hate mail, only one, and many great emails and comments yesterday<br />



<br /><br />

<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br /><br />

<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Slowsky">Slowsky</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Slowsky"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Slowsky.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill pants">Goodwill pants</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill pants"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill pants.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/QVC clothes">QVC clothes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/QVC clothes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/QVC clothes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Boulder">Boulder</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Boulder"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Boulder.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/priority mail tape">priority mail tape</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/priority mail tape"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/priority mail tape.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/524/cks-2006-10-20.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-10-20" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/524/cks-2006-10-20.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-10-20.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #287<br />
  Length: 33:03<br />
  Size: 22.7 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris October 20, 2006</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-oct-20061020.jpg"></p>

Betsy decides to start shipping while the show begins<br />
Then wants to divert attention<br />
You don't want to talk about the naked camel in the desert?<br />
I want to talk about the email<br />
Betsy says, it is a surprise that we don't get hate mail everyday<br />
The shipping continues<br />
Sign up for the contest and then send hate mail . . . nice<br />
Now you're a Puffy Cuffs<br />
If it is really bothering you that much <br />
"If you're engaged to a geek - break it off," Betsy<br />
Saving driving directions to my phone instead of printing them out<br />
The tape sound again . . . it is the sound of my life<br />
The sound of my eternity<br />
Postal priority mail tape<br />
They quit making it<br />
What am I going to use to wrap Christmas gifts<br />
Betsy says she has big news<br />
Betsy is going to hang with a fan tomorrow . . . Abbi Z.<br />
Kinda gonna be in the area<br />
Betsy is wired and over-thinking it<br />
Betsy screwed up chocolate chip cookies<br />
Not so sweet cookies<br />
Abbi will eat them and smile<br />
That's why we do it baby for the fans<br />
Got rid of Slowsky<br />
Better phrasing, "Off to the auction like a fat pig"<br />
The Slowsky lowdown<br />
Sister turned it down and now Betsy uses it for a trade on a car for her sister<br />
If you can't sell something to Kris you should be fired<br />
We got it good right now<br />
Betsy, "I know you live like that. My darling the rapper."<br />
The QVC clothes smell like old people<br />
They pump the bags full of the odor<br />
Too chubby to put a leg forward<br />
Quality Value Convenience you need to shop it too<br />
Compression garment for the abdominally blessed<br />
Betsy hits a new low - recording QVC to DVR for later viewing<br />
No high waist jeans at the store but Goodwill got'em<br />
We're off to Boulder tonight<br />
Maggie, Betsy and Kris are off that is the man will rock it out with grandma<br />
The irony? Back to Colorado<br />
Slowsky is worth more in pieces than as a whole<br />
Zeus is getting fixed next week<br />
Not just hate mail, only one, and many great emails and comments yesterday<br />



<br /><br />

<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_300.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p>1) Fill out the appropriate form for you - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/index.php" id="tico">*New* Listener</a>  or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/300/handle.php" id="tico">Get a Handle
                          (current listener)</a><br>
2) Verify your email address (Activates and qualifies  those with a "Handle") <br>
3) *New* listeners get activated and qualified by using their special RSS feed<br>
4) 300th new listener and the person whose Handle they use win iPods AND<br>
5) A drawing for 2 more iPods from everyone who entered!</p>

<br /><br />

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         <pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:32:38 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2006-10-20.mp3
Show: #287
  Length: 33:03
  Size: 22.7 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris October 20, 2006


Betsy decides to start shipping while the show begins
Then wants to divert attention
You don&#039;t want to talk about the naked camel in the desert?
I want to talk about the email
Betsy says, it is a</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 30, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/474/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Aug-30-2006_Goodwill_Barbie-and-Skipper.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/474/cks-2006-08-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-08-30" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/474/cks-2006-08-30.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-08-30.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #269<br />
  Length: 31:19<br />
  Size: 21.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris August 30, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.fireextinguisher.com/" target="_blank" id="tico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/my_baby_box.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Betsy still working the intro<br />
As parents we got our asses kicked<br />
Not feeling the welcome<br />
Powerpoint needs to die when used by educators<br />
I don't want to look at dancing lunch meat<br />
Granola is off limits with chocolate<br />
There was a weird vibe between Elliot's teacher and Betsy<br />
Elliot is in back of room which looks like front of room<br />
He'll be carving his name in the desk soon<br />
There's nothing you can say but good stuff when 30 parents are all listening<br />
Eye contact has dipped to zero and she sized up Booba<br />
Elliot will suffer know because of it<br />
The tall child in front that everyone listens too<br />
He is struggling in all first grade things<br />
Camp to this has to be a hard transistion for him<br />
Working at home with Elliot is even on routine it fails<br />
Google how to put out the fire<br />
Slowsky didn't get an oil change before our vacation<br />
It stopped leaking oil . . . there was no more to leak<br />
Betsy is back 