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      <title>consortium | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 16: Sellers Hate Hoarders, not the Game, Golf Stance</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-14" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #491<br />
  Length: 19.7<br>
  Size: 28:40 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1731/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith<br>
That is your new name<br>
You're like silly putty<br>
Let me see your palm<br>
I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it<br>
Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad?<br>
Nope<br>
Did I sleep on a floor for you?<br>
Mr B I am going to kick your ass<br>
I don't want to hit golf balls<br>
Then I win by default <br>
You are very competitive<br>
My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls<br>
I thought it would be like a coffee machine<br>
I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle<br>
The second of the idiots is now here<br>
They should put up a sign<br>
There was a sign I am sure<br>
Based on how you played it should be bright pink<br>
You are so full of crap<br>
I couldn't put my arms around you<br>
Resting in your schwetty palms<br>
A boy at the disco<br>
You missed the ball completely<br>
Then I got it dialed in<br>
I was the winner no doubt<br>
The driving range isn't on my to do list<br>
If you had one we would have been doing the next<br>
I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet<br>
The divets on my head were too much<br>
I won't make you sleep on the floor<br>
Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith<br>
This is my super bowl weekend<br>
Where is the sale this weekend?<br>
Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once<br>
They have a consortium of sub divisions?<br>
Yes<br>
Betsy now reads the classifieds<br>
Leaving your boxes on the driveway<br>
Somebody is going to steal them<br>
UPS picked them up<br>
Are you sure?<br>
What are the rules?<br>
You show up first and the item is your's<br>
They might share a bag Gardetto's<br>
You have done this to her<br>
Bird Lady I am going to get you<br>
I am going to walk around with
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/silly putty">silly putty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/silly putty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/silly putty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/classified ads">classified ads</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/classified ads"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/classified ads.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sub division">sub division</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sub division"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sub division.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consortium">consortium</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consortium"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consortium.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-14" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #491<br />
  Length: 19.7<br>
  Size: 28:40 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1731/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith<br>
That is your new name<br>
You're like silly putty<br>
Let me see your palm<br>
I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it<br>
Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad?<br>
Nope<br>
Did I sleep on a floor for you?<br>
Mr B I am going to kick your ass<br>
I don't want to hit golf balls<br>
Then I win by default <br>
You are very competitive<br>
My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls<br>
I thought it would be like a coffee machine<br>
I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle<br>
The second of the idiots is now here<br>
They should put up a sign<br>
There was a sign I am sure<br>
Based on how you played it should be bright pink<br>
You are so full of crap<br>
I couldn't put my arms around you<br>
Resting in your schwetty palms<br>
A boy at the disco<br>
You missed the ball completely<br>
Then I got it dialed in<br>
I was the winner no doubt<br>
The driving range isn't on my to do list<br>
If you had one we would have been doing the next<br>
I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet<br>
The divets on my head were too much<br>
I won't make you sleep on the floor<br>
Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith<br>
This is my super bowl weekend<br>
Where is the sale this weekend?<br>
Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once<br>
They have a consortium of sub divisions?<br>
Yes<br>
Betsy now reads the classifieds<br>
Leaving your boxes on the driveway<br>
Somebody is going to steal them<br>
UPS picked them up<br>
Are you sure?<br>
What are the rules?<br>
You show up first and the item is your's<br>
They might share a bag Gardetto's<br>
You have done this to her<br>
Bird Lady I am going to get you<br>
I am going to walk around with
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/silly putty">silly putty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/silly putty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/silly putty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/classified ads">classified ads</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/classified ads"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/classified ads.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sub division">sub division</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sub division"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sub division.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consortium">consortium</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consortium"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consortium.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3
Show: #491
  Length: 19.7
  Size: 28:40 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy &quot;Classified Ads&quot;</itunes:summary>
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