constitution | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for constitution. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2008 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for constitution. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for constitution. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg constitution | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for constitution. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/769/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-May-25-2007_Calvary-Church-in-Naperville_Croncast-Cronies.php Podcasts Croncast 2007-05-25 align= Croncast - 2007-05-25.mp3
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Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007

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Bringing the intro
I got it this time . . . the original intro with emails
If my eyes were balls of lava your head would be melting
I noticed you've not called your parents
Listen, I got to call them from my cell
Yeah, the swing set needs to be moved on Sunday now
So you might not be able to make it out to your folks
And on Saturday Calvary Church in Naperville is having it's annual sale
I'll be there at 6:30 in the morning
Times are desperate Mr B . . . I gotta tear it up
I might just pretend that I am one of them for a discount
What are you doing here this early?
Are you a member?
Betsy calls the employees "scaries"
My sister witnessed someone trying to haggle . . . "You know Jesus is watching you."
What? Jesus wants your mega church to have 50 more cents?
So what is it you people on the circuit call the workers?
The church is one of those that preaches the prosperity crap and monetary wealth for your faith
I know how these crews work baby
You never know how Betsy is going to react
Yeah, I'm way far on the left and way far on the right
Sometimes I like to just watch people squirm
I'm sorry you have difficulty with me Mr B
I play the opossum role
Where'd you get that quarter?
I just have sucker written all over me
Reminiscing about Betsy's special wheel chair from last year
It got deep and deeper on her
It wasn't Jesus watching it was some super bad Unitarian karma
She started frontin'
What kind of asshole devil buys a wheelchair from Christians and then tries to sell it for profit the next day on eBay?
You?
The buyer ended up needing a part for the chair
But baby, would she have gotten the chair without you!
Do you know how much Karma owes me for marrying you, Mr B?
My key this year is to hang back and find the least scary of the scaries
They can have my soul
The big ball jar waiting at the end to capture your soul
Karma vs. Jesus . . . I'm a Unitarian we walk with Karma
I just want to talk about this
You wake up and tell me that if I ever cheat on you will kill me
"You cheated on me in my dreams"
When I cheat on you in a dream I pay for it for three days!
WTF baby
It wasn't sex with a random hussy
She manipulated you from across the room
So I didn't have to go home for lunch
He is mine!
I laid my claim early!
I looked upon the sea of men and said which one of you is strong with a weak constitution
Someone that doesn't make sense like I don't make sense
The goat story is classic
Yeah I get it but there is a time and place for that story
They have a greater appreciation
What it was like going to doctor and they make small talk and then you tell them you work for the other side
Everything changed
It was a job of respect . . . never had one of those before
Burning cars in Naperville

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Tags: Calvary Church in Naperville Croncast Cronies Jesus is watching you dream cheating vehicle fires ]]>Croncast 2007-05-25 align= Croncast - 2007-05-25.mp3
Show: #367
Length: 34:11
Size: 23.4mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007

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Bringing the intro
I got it this time . . . the original intro with emails
If my eyes were balls of lava your head would be melting
I noticed you've not called your parents
Listen, I got to call them from my cell
Yeah, the swing set needs to be moved on Sunday now
So you might not be able to make it out to your folks
And on Saturday Calvary Church in Naperville is having it's annual sale
I'll be there at 6:30 in the morning
Times are desperate Mr B . . . I gotta tear it up
I might just pretend that I am one of them for a discount
What are you doing here this early?
Are you a member?
Betsy calls the employees "scaries"
My sister witnessed someone trying to haggle . . . "You know Jesus is watching you."
What? Jesus wants your mega church to have 50 more cents?
So what is it you people on the circuit call the workers?
The church is one of those that preaches the prosperity crap and monetary wealth for your faith
I know how these crews work baby
You never know how Betsy is going to react
Yeah, I'm way far on the left and way far on the right
Sometimes I like to just watch people squirm
I'm sorry you have difficulty with me Mr B
I play the opossum role
Where'd you get that quarter?
I just have sucker written all over me
Reminiscing about Betsy's special wheel chair from last year
It got deep and deeper on her
It wasn't Jesus watching it was some super bad Unitarian karma
She started frontin'
What kind of asshole devil buys a wheelchair from Christians and then tries to sell it for profit the next day on eBay?
You?
The buyer ended up needing a part for the chair
But baby, would she have gotten the chair without you!
Do you know how much Karma owes me for marrying you, Mr B?
My key this year is to hang back and find the least scary of the scaries
They can have my soul
The big ball jar waiting at the end to capture your soul
Karma vs. Jesus . . . I'm a Unitarian we walk with Karma
I just want to talk about this
You wake up and tell me that if I ever cheat on you will kill me
"You cheated on me in my dreams"
When I cheat on you in a dream I pay for it for three days!
WTF baby
It wasn't sex with a random hussy
She manipulated you from across the room
So I didn't have to go home for lunch
He is mine!
I laid my claim early!
I looked upon the sea of men and said which one of you is strong with a weak constitution
Someone that doesn't make sense like I don't make sense
The goat story is classic
Yeah I get it but there is a time and place for that story
They have a greater appreciation
What it was like going to doctor and they make small talk and then you tell them you work for the other side
Everything changed
It was a job of respect . . . never had one of those before
Burning cars in Naperville

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Tags: Calvary Church in Naperville Croncast Cronies Jesus is watching you dream cheating vehicle fires ]]> Fri, 25 May 2007 07:32:16 -0500 34:11 tag:croncast.com,769 Croncast - 2007-05-25.mp3 Show: #367 Length: 34:11 Size: 23.4mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 25, 2007 Tickets are on sale now for the live show . . . get your's or find out more Join Croncast Cronies . . . thanks to all those signed up already!. Bringing the intro I got it this time . . . the original no Calvary Church in Naperville, Croncast Cronies, Jesus is watching you, dream cheating, vehicle fires Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 162 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/136/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-162_beauty-school_constitution.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-03-22 Croncast - 2006-03-22.mp3

Show: #206
Length: 24:29
Size: 16.8mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 162

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Hair cuts from the beauty school
$5.00 and sign the waiver that you won't sue us
They still have a chance of flunking out of beauty school and you are letting them cut your hair
Change it up like a spa
I hope I don't get her
Some men find it pretty, those driving around in their Datsun looking for a date
They're building a house
Over 100 bones for a dye job
Kris couldn't manage the drama
Leaving out the straight guy from the shop
Is Luigi there?
Feeling totally ripped off
Somebody did and they flipped out
Hair haters
Your body reclaiming your hair for nutrients
The birthday girl hungover with scissors
Being mean and enjoying
Knives and styrofoam cups
Snuggly and cloudy
Rare puff-a-lumps at .50 a piece
Betsy kicks them in the shins
Is it stealing?
The garbage man talks about us when he goes home
Can't give it to kids because they will actually play with it
Don't touch the tiny little laptop
Encased like the Constitution
Betsy to return to the American Girl store downtown Chicago
Good night Mr. B, I am going to bed. You've offended me on many levels

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Tags: beauty school constitution American Girl puff-a-lumps garbage man ]]>Croncast 2006-03-22 Croncast - 2006-03-22.mp3

Show: #206
Length: 24:29
Size: 16.8mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 162

Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word about the show!

Show Notes

If you get this show
Sending us an email
Hair cuts from the beauty school
$5.00 and sign the waiver that you won't sue us
They still have a chance of flunking out of beauty school and you are letting them cut your hair
Change it up like a spa
I hope I don't get her
Some men find it pretty, those driving around in their Datsun looking for a date
They're building a house
Over 100 bones for a dye job
Kris couldn't manage the drama
Leaving out the straight guy from the shop
Is Luigi there?
Feeling totally ripped off
Somebody did and they flipped out
Hair haters
Your body reclaiming your hair for nutrients
The birthday girl hungover with scissors
Being mean and enjoying
Knives and styrofoam cups
Snuggly and cloudy
Rare puff-a-lumps at .50 a piece
Betsy kicks them in the shins
Is it stealing?
The garbage man talks about us when he goes home
Can't give it to kids because they will actually play with it
Don't touch the tiny little laptop
Encased like the Constitution
Betsy to return to the American Girl store downtown Chicago
Good night Mr. B, I am going to bed. You've offended me on many levels

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Tags: beauty school constitution American Girl puff-a-lumps garbage man ]]> Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:10:36 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,136 Croncast - 2006-03-22.mp3 Show: #206 Length: 24:29 Size: 16.8mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 162 Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word about the show! Show Notes If you get this show Sending us an email Hair cuts from the beauty school $5.00 and sign the waiver that you won't sue no beauty school, constitution, American Girl, puff-a-lumps, garbage man