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      <title>contest | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for contest. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for contest. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>How to tickle a nerd</title>
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		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Do you know how this is done?
<br><br>
I can tell you how to tickle this nerd. And not it that way, pervert.
<br><br>
I check stats on <a href="http://www.croncast.com">Croncast</a> many times a day, usually paying great attention to the searches that come in from Google and few months I noticed that someone was sending messages by searching for "croncast 'your funny quip here'" and then clicking through to the site. Funny stuff. So we asked people to do that for a contest of sorts and we read them on the show.
<br><br>
Today, someone searched these gems that I can't pass up sharing:
<br><br>
croncast better than mail order colostomy<br>
croncast more satisfying than blue haired lot lizard<br>
croncast cured my tennis elbow with a magic eraser<br>
<br><br>
These are the types of things that make checking stats fun, and not to be forgotten, doing the show. <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Google">Google</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Google"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Google.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/site search">site search</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/site search"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/site search.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/joke search">joke search</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/joke search"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/joke search.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tickle a nerd">tickle a nerd</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tickle a nerd"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tickle a nerd.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Do you know how this is done?
<br><br>
I can tell you how to tickle this nerd. And not it that way, pervert.
<br><br>
I check stats on <a href="http://www.croncast.com">Croncast</a> many times a day, usually paying great attention to the searches that come in from Google and few months I noticed that someone was sending messages by searching for "croncast 'your funny quip here'" and then clicking through to the site. Funny stuff. So we asked people to do that for a contest of sorts and we read them on the show.
<br><br>
Today, someone searched these gems that I can't pass up sharing:
<br><br>
croncast better than mail order colostomy<br>
croncast more satisfying than blue haired lot lizard<br>
croncast cured my tennis elbow with a magic eraser<br>
<br><br>
These are the types of things that make checking stats fun, and not to be forgotten, doing the show. <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Google">Google</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Google"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Google.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/site search">site search</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/site search"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/site search.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/joke search">joke search</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/joke search"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/joke search.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tickle a nerd">tickle a nerd</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tickle a nerd"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tickle a nerd.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 07:32:56 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1311</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Do you know how this is done?

I can tell you how to tickle this nerd. And not it that way, pervert.

I check stats on Croncast many times a day, usually paying great attention to the searches that come in from Google and few months I noticed that someone was sending messages by searching for &quot;croncast &#039;your funny quip</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Google, site search, Croncast, joke search, tickle a nerd</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 5: Three Cheese Taco, Spinning Air, Juicy</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1310/Season-19-Ep-5:-Three-Cheese-Taco-Spinning-Air-Juicy_Wheel-of-Fortune_auditions.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1310/cks-2008-01-16.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-16 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1310/cks-2008-01-16.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-16.mp3</a><br>
Show: #451<br />
  Length: 29:24<br>
  Size: 20.2mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1310/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-16.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Stuffed nose and tinny voice<br>
Baby I love you<br>
Nobody wants to hear about you<br>
You smell delicious<br>
Like a three cheese taco<br>
You know how to butter me up<br>
I know how to sour creme you up<br>
It is all about me today<br>
Sure, we got to talk about your Wheel of Fortune contestant audition<br>
I got in 3 hours early<br>
You don't want to be late<br>
So I went to the greatest resale shop on the planet<br>
I hope Goodwill didn't hear that<br>
It's called the <a href="http://www.howardbrown.org/hb_brownelephant.asp">Brown Elephant</a><br>
The greatest mens clothing ever<br>
They are having a leather and sex toy day<br>
There are some lines in resale that must be drawn<br>
I would try to avoid that day<br>
Leather and sex toy day at the Brown Elephant<br>
Occasionally I find kids clothes<br>
They usually don't have them<br>
But I opened my eyes and there it was<br>
The greatest china set I've found yet<br>
Even if I don't get on The Wheel I have scored today<br>
You called me<br>
I love how you are trying to get in to my story<br>
The auditions were being held at the W hotel<br>
Nice joint<br>
Other people from middle of nowhere<br>
How do we get to 6th floor?<br>
Betsy, press the shiny button with a 6 on it<br>
So I start hanging out with this guy<br>
Having a good time<br>
We almost missed the auditions<br>
We got in just in time<br>
They had a projection of the stage set<br>
This was the first phase of auditions<br>
Easiest way to say no, "bankrupt"<br>
When it was my turn I jumped up like it was the Price is Right<br>
Total ham<br>
So my new friend solved his puzzle<br>
Some people weren't catching on<br>
Don't be dry<br>
They were giving stage direction<br>
People start falling by the wayside<br>
Then they throw round two at us with a written test<br>
Good thing you know how to write<br>
I made it to the third round<br>
I have to spin an invisible wheel<br>
Then we introduced ourselves<br>
"I'm a stay at home comedian"<br>
The whole room died laughing<br>
"I'm a very down to earth celebrity"<br>
I nailed it<br>
That is why I have made it all the way<br>
Thank you Mr B<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">Hire Kris</a> for your tagline too<br>
I told them that we do the podcast too<br>
Don't call a letter that has already been called<br>
Some people spun the invisible wheel the wrong way<br>
There were lots of stand out people<br>
We want 'juicy'<br>
Good thing that they didn't say that at the Brown Elephant<br>
They want the whole package<br>
Thanks for coming out<br>
Most likely all of you have made it<br>
You will find out by the end of the month if I made it<br>
They will send us letters for either the Chicago taping or a LA shoot<br>
Good thing I got miles for a trip if you need them<br>
I did the best that I could do<br>
That is all you need<br>
You've got a good shot
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wheel of Fortune">Wheel of Fortune</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wheel of Fortune"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wheel of Fortune.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/auditions">auditions</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/auditions"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/auditions.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Brown Elephant">The Brown Elephant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Brown Elephant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Brown Elephant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hire Kris">hire Kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hire Kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hire Kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/life is show prep">life is show prep</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/life is show prep"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/life is show prep.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1310/cks-2008-01-16.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-16 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1310/cks-2008-01-16.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-16.mp3</a><br>
Show: #451<br />
  Length: 29:24<br>
  Size: 20.2mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1310/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-16.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Stuffed nose and tinny voice<br>
Baby I love you<br>
Nobody wants to hear about you<br>
You smell delicious<br>
Like a three cheese taco<br>
You know how to butter me up<br>
I know how to sour creme you up<br>
It is all about me today<br>
Sure, we got to talk about your Wheel of Fortune contestant audition<br>
I got in 3 hours early<br>
You don't want to be late<br>
So I went to the greatest resale shop on the planet<br>
I hope Goodwill didn't hear that<br>
It's called the <a href="http://www.howardbrown.org/hb_brownelephant.asp">Brown Elephant</a><br>
The greatest mens clothing ever<br>
They are having a leather and sex toy day<br>
There are some lines in resale that must be drawn<br>
I would try to avoid that day<br>
Leather and sex toy day at the Brown Elephant<br>
Occasionally I find kids clothes<br>
They usually don't have them<br>
But I opened my eyes and there it was<br>
The greatest china set I've found yet<br>
Even if I don't get on The Wheel I have scored today<br>
You called me<br>
I love how you are trying to get in to my story<br>
The auditions were being held at the W hotel<br>
Nice joint<br>
Other people from middle of nowhere<br>
How do we get to 6th floor?<br>
Betsy, press the shiny button with a 6 on it<br>
So I start hanging out with this guy<br>
Having a good time<br>
We almost missed the auditions<br>
We got in just in time<br>
They had a projection of the stage set<br>
This was the first phase of auditions<br>
Easiest way to say no, "bankrupt"<br>
When it was my turn I jumped up like it was the Price is Right<br>
Total ham<br>
So my new friend solved his puzzle<br>
Some people weren't catching on<br>
Don't be dry<br>
They were giving stage direction<br>
People start falling by the wayside<br>
Then they throw round two at us with a written test<br>
Good thing you know how to write<br>
I made it to the third round<br>
I have to spin an invisible wheel<br>
Then we introduced ourselves<br>
"I'm a stay at home comedian"<br>
The whole room died laughing<br>
"I'm a very down to earth celebrity"<br>
I nailed it<br>
That is why I have made it all the way<br>
Thank you Mr B<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">Hire Kris</a> for your tagline too<br>
I told them that we do the podcast too<br>
Don't call a letter that has already been called<br>
Some people spun the invisible wheel the wrong way<br>
There were lots of stand out people<br>
We want 'juicy'<br>
Good thing that they didn't say that at the Brown Elephant<br>
They want the whole package<br>
Thanks for coming out<br>
Most likely all of you have made it<br>
You will find out by the end of the month if I made it<br>
They will send us letters for either the Chicago taping or a LA shoot<br>
Good thing I got miles for a trip if you need them<br>
I did the best that I could do<br>
That is all you need<br>
You've got a good shot
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wheel of Fortune">Wheel of Fortune</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wheel of Fortune"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wheel of Fortune.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/auditions">auditions</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/auditions"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/auditions.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Brown Elephant">The Brown Elephant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Brown Elephant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Brown Elephant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hire Kris">hire Kris</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hire Kris"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hire Kris.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/life is show prep">life is show prep</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/life is show prep"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/life is show prep.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:04:26 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>29:24</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Wheel of Fortune, auditions, The Brown Elephant, hire Kris, life is show prep</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 24, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1095/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-24-2007_the-Secret_Led-Zeppelin-iTunes.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1095/cks-2007-10-24.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-24 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1095/cks-2007-10-24.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-24.mp3</a><br>
Show: #424<br />
  Length: 26:23<br>
  Size: 18.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 24, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-24.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Here we come for Wednesday<br>
You can check us out at C-R-O-N-C-A-S-T dot com<br>
You are just being a sensitive nerd<br>
Well, since I said I was leaving Room 214<br>
Sure people can read between the lines<br>
People do<br>
Yeah, and that isn't a bad thing in this case<br>
That's your life not mine Mr B<br>
I don't care if you are not happy, because I am<br>
I know your life plan isn't going all that well<br>
Karma and me are on a date called my life plan<br>
I wrote down my goals and passed them to the Secret<br>
Some things . . . My religion is a mix of Universalist Unitarian and the Secret<br>
I'm halfway through my list, step back<br>
I called Empire Carpet<br>
You did that already<br>
That is what I am saying<br>
Further down on my list<br>
I have it on every life goal list<br>
If I didn't know you I would think you live near an abandoned rock quarry in a trailer<br>
Tell the people what it is<br>
I want to be a contestant on The Wheel of Fortune<br>
And they are coming to Chicago this weekend<br>
Oh, baby<br>
People, send me some good vibes!<br>
It works for cocktail party small talk<br>
I don't think so<br>
They'll just remember you from the convenient store scratching tickets<br>
The prizes are good today<br>
In the past they weren't all that good<br>
They ran out of ceramic dogs in 1986<br>
Vanna has it going on <br>
You have something for Vanna?<br>
No<br>
Either way that is disturbing<br>
She looks like a Bratz Doll<br>
Now you went and messed with Karma<br>
You are blushing<br>
Apologies to all who have email, commented<br>
Things have been crazy here<br>
Chicago has millions of people and more than one convention center<br>
On my life list from last year I had wheel of fortune<br>
You can't invite more people<br>
What if they get on and you don't?<br>
At least I will know someone who is on the Wheel<br>
Congratulations to the Browns who welcomed their second child today<br>
So what do you want for Christmas Kris?<br>
iTunes is going to get Led Zeppelin<br>
Pshhhhhhht, I can get you 35 CD's at Goodwill for $35 forget iTunes<br>
The computer wants to capitalize the word internet<br>
It was a special place in the sky like Itasca
<br><br>
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  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 24, 2007</strong></p>
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Well, since I said I was leaving Room 214<br>
Sure people can read between the lines<br>
People do<br>
Yeah, and that isn't a bad thing in this case<br>
That's your life not mine Mr B<br>
I don't care if you are not happy, because I am<br>
I know your life plan isn't going all that well<br>
Karma and me are on a date called my life plan<br>
I wrote down my goals and passed them to the Secret<br>
Some things . . . My religion is a mix of Universalist Unitarian and the Secret<br>
I'm halfway through my list, step back<br>
I called Empire Carpet<br>
You did that already<br>
That is what I am saying<br>
Further down on my list<br>
I have it on every life goal list<br>
If I didn't know you I would think you live near an abandoned rock quarry in a trailer<br>
Tell the people what it is<br>
I want to be a contestant on The Wheel of Fortune<br>
And they are coming to Chicago this weekend<br>
Oh, baby<br>
People, send me some good vibes!<br>
It works for cocktail party small talk<br>
I don't think so<br>
They'll just remember you from the convenient store scratching tickets<br>
The prizes are good today<br>
In the past they weren't all that good<br>
They ran out of ceramic dogs in 1986<br>
Vanna has it going on <br>
You have something for Vanna?<br>
No<br>
Either way that is disturbing<br>
She looks like a Bratz Doll<br>
Now you went and messed with Karma<br>
You are blushing<br>
Apologies to all who have email, commented<br>
Things have been crazy here<br>
Chicago has millions of people and more than one convention center<br>
On my life list from last year I had wheel of fortune<br>
You can't invite more people<br>
What if they get on and you don't?<br>
At least I will know someone who is on the Wheel<br>
Congratulations to the Browns who welcomed their second child today<br>
So what do you want for Christmas Kris?<br>
iTunes is going to get Led Zeppelin<br>
Pshhhhhhht, I can get you 35 CD's at Goodwill for $35 forget iTunes<br>
The computer wants to capitalize the word internet<br>
It was a special place in the sky like Itasca
<br><br>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-05 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-05.mp3</a><br>
Show: #418<br />
  Length: 30:21<br>
  Size: 20.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007</strong></p>
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It's TFF . . . Tell a Friend Friday<br>
Here's what we got going on<br>
Tons of comments coming in<br>
Today will not be typical show . . . we're reading comments<br>
Lots of entries in my haphazard Google contest<br>
Finding the ones that were for the contest were hard<br>
Now we need to figure out who the hell these people are<br>
Not like your legs are broken<br>
Just your Jaguar<br>
It is the saddest looking thing<br>
Tags are expired, hood ornament torn off, license plate holder Magic Erasered and leaking oil<br>
Did I mention I haven't driven it for about 3 months?<br>
The voting at Blogger's Choice Awards is difficult<br>
Thanks to everyone who visited<br>
We're gonna read the comments and contest entries<br>
Comment - You parents can find you if they want.<br>
Saggy Balls 101 wants to party<br>
Comment - No need for video<br>
He's a purist, like a biker<br>
I would do it as a three camera shoot<br>
5 minute wrap up of week<br>
Comment - The karma comment<br>
I full well expect it<br>
Since I didn't swallow the scope I am not on same page<br>
After they listen to about 3 of these shows, guaranteed<br>
We've had this discussion<br>
Bottom line, I expect it and would respect their decision<br>
Keeping grammy close enough to make things normal<br>
You never cared about me<br>
Let's move on before we bore everyone<br>
Comment - Curl that gun hand into a fist<br>
Comment - Kid getting picked on<br>
Same thing that they were doing already<br>
Mob of gigantic kids jacked up Captain Crunch and Cartoon Network<br>
While he is eating his Kix and watching PBS Sprout<br>
Not to say that my kids are any different<br>
You were picked on as a kids too<br>
Yeah, it made me funnier<br>
Hope your kids use it as material later<br>
When I wrote it on my folder I meant it<br>
Grunge stick figures<br>
You're psycho<br>
Move forward please<br>
Our whole meeting . . . there were many times<br>
I would have caught you slow driving in front of my house<br>
Lesson in beatup karma<br>
The pom-pom squad is not the delicate flowers<br>
Doubt there was  delicate flower that hadn't been had in your school<br>
Vickie got her ass kicked by this girl<br>
What brought this on? I know you sister<br>
I'm not saying that it was provoked<br>
My parents came together and went to school<br>
Vickie is now planning class reunion<br>
She gets a hunk of the class list<br>
I tried to find the girl . . . but couldn't after her last arrest<br>
She was offering sexual favors at the court house to pay her tickets<br>
Attorney's are perfect<br>
There is no client, paternity privaleg<br>
Comment - When exactly were you two cool?<br>
Part of my psychosis thinking I have been cool since birth<br>
Probably a social disorder<br>
I proved that I am not cool by taking you to nerd convention<br>
Elbow deep in the back of a goat<br>
Don't you remember goat cervix bangles?<br>
I invented those<br>
My dad was on Montel<br>
And my baby sitter was Cindy Crawford<br>
People have know me for 20-30 minutes before I tell them<br>
We both have a lot of self-confidence<br>
We went through crazy shit together <br>
Captain of the pom-pom squad is not cool<br>
Maybe in Sycamore<br>
They went to drink out of the cow tank<br><br>
<b>Contest entries</b> - if anyone of these is yours leave a comment with your email and I will get back to you to get your address for stickers<br><br>We read all of these on the show and tell some stories in between<br><br>
1) croncast geek star kris and smoking Betsy are you still doing that? How are you going to locate a
winner? by name? Robert
<br>
2) kris smith a man who can survive betsy
<br>
3) kris smith a man who gets locked in the basement by his loveing family
<br>
4) kris smith living the dream in naperville
<br>
5) croncast rockin to van halen
<br>
6) kris, this is your mom, I have a knife to send to maggie! give me your address!
<br>
7) worm farm sex
<br>
8) croncast betsy cow print
<br>
9) croncast betsy loves dawn
<br>
10) croncast Kris -"How are you going to know who submits the search?" -Kore Peterson -"The first to
leave a comment for you via google."
<br>
11) croncast Kris get out of the basement and live life
<br>
12) croncast Kris loves John Elway Dodge
<br>
13) pics of sweet ASS street racing cars
<br>
14) betsy hates blue hair death to dawn
<br>
15) kris, out of puffy cuff goodle ideas
<br>
16) puffy cuffs are sexy
<br>
17) nerd bearded kris
<br>
18) +croncast Leave the comedy to Betsy
<br>
19) (kris betsy croncast) -"The blubbery bald bear's brawny baby batter befouled the bountiful,
bodacious, bouncing boobies of betsy"<br>
<br><br>
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<b>STICKERS!</b><br>
Here's what it will look like . . . inside the red area with rounded corners<br>
To get your sticker send $2.00 support from the site or get 3 stickers for $5.00<br>
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sticker.gif">
<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Cartoon Network">Cartoon Network</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Cartoon Network"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Cartoon Network.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Magic Eraser">Magic Eraser</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Magic Eraser"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Magic Eraser.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/TFF">TFF</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/TFF"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/TFF.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Evo Terra">Evo Terra</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Evo Terra"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Evo Terra.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goat cervix bangles">goat cervix bangles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goat cervix bangles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goat cervix bangles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-05 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-05.mp3</a><br>
Show: #418<br />
  Length: 30:21<br>
  Size: 20.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-05.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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It's TFF . . . Tell a Friend Friday<br>
Here's what we got going on<br>
Tons of comments coming in<br>
Today will not be typical show . . . we're reading comments<br>
Lots of entries in my haphazard Google contest<br>
Finding the ones that were for the contest were hard<br>
Now we need to figure out who the hell these people are<br>
Not like your legs are broken<br>
Just your Jaguar<br>
It is the saddest looking thing<br>
Tags are expired, hood ornament torn off, license plate holder Magic Erasered and leaking oil<br>
Did I mention I haven't driven it for about 3 months?<br>
The voting at Blogger's Choice Awards is difficult<br>
Thanks to everyone who visited<br>
We're gonna read the comments and contest entries<br>
Comment - You parents can find you if they want.<br>
Saggy Balls 101 wants to party<br>
Comment - No need for video<br>
He's a purist, like a biker<br>
I would do it as a three camera shoot<br>
5 minute wrap up of week<br>
Comment - The karma comment<br>
I full well expect it<br>
Since I didn't swallow the scope I am not on same page<br>
After they listen to about 3 of these shows, guaranteed<br>
We've had this discussion<br>
Bottom line, I expect it and would respect their decision<br>
Keeping grammy close enough to make things normal<br>
You never cared about me<br>
Let's move on before we bore everyone<br>
Comment - Curl that gun hand into a fist<br>
Comment - Kid getting picked on<br>
Same thing that they were doing already<br>
Mob of gigantic kids jacked up Captain Crunch and Cartoon Network<br>
While he is eating his Kix and watching PBS Sprout<br>
Not to say that my kids are any different<br>
You were picked on as a kids too<br>
Yeah, it made me funnier<br>
Hope your kids use it as material later<br>
When I wrote it on my folder I meant it<br>
Grunge stick figures<br>
You're psycho<br>
Move forward please<br>
Our whole meeting . . . there were many times<br>
I would have caught you slow driving in front of my house<br>
Lesson in beatup karma<br>
The pom-pom squad is not the delicate flowers<br>
Doubt there was  delicate flower that hadn't been had in your school<br>
Vickie got her ass kicked by this girl<br>
What brought this on? I know you sister<br>
I'm not saying that it was provoked<br>
My parents came together and went to school<br>
Vickie is now planning class reunion<br>
She gets a hunk of the class list<br>
I tried to find the girl . . . but couldn't after her last arrest<br>
She was offering sexual favors at the court house to pay her tickets<br>
Attorney's are perfect<br>
There is no client, paternity privaleg<br>
Comment - When exactly were you two cool?<br>
Part of my psychosis thinking I have been cool since birth<br>
Probably a social disorder<br>
I proved that I am not cool by taking you to nerd convention<br>
Elbow deep in the back of a goat<br>
Don't you remember goat cervix bangles?<br>
I invented those<br>
My dad was on Montel<br>
And my baby sitter was Cindy Crawford<br>
People have know me for 20-30 minutes before I tell them<br>
We both have a lot of self-confidence<br>
We went through crazy shit together <br>
Captain of the pom-pom squad is not cool<br>
Maybe in Sycamore<br>
They went to drink out of the cow tank<br><br>
<b>Contest entries</b> - if anyone of these is yours leave a comment with your email and I will get back to you to get your address for stickers<br><br>We read all of these on the show and tell some stories in between<br><br>
1) croncast geek star kris and smoking Betsy are you still doing that? How are you going to locate a
winner? by name? Robert
<br>
2) kris smith a man who can survive betsy
<br>
3) kris smith a man who gets locked in the basement by his loveing family
<br>
4) kris smith living the dream in naperville
<br>
5) croncast rockin to van halen
<br>
6) kris, this is your mom, I have a knife to send to maggie! give me your address!
<br>
7) worm farm sex
<br>
8) croncast betsy cow print
<br>
9) croncast betsy loves dawn
<br>
10) croncast Kris -"How are you going to know who submits the search?" -Kore Peterson -"The first to
leave a comment for you via google."
<br>
11) croncast Kris get out of the basement and live life
<br>
12) croncast Kris loves John Elway Dodge
<br>
13) pics of sweet ASS street racing cars
<br>
14) betsy hates blue hair death to dawn
<br>
15) kris, out of puffy cuff goodle ideas
<br>
16) puffy cuffs are sexy
<br>
17) nerd bearded kris
<br>
18) +croncast Leave the comedy to Betsy
<br>
19) (kris betsy croncast) -"The blubbery bald bear's brawny baby batter befouled the bountiful,
bodacious, bouncing boobies of betsy"<br>
<br><br>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-03 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-03.mp3</a><br>
Show: #417<br />
  Length: 31:01<br>
  Size: 21.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-03.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Bringing you the show for October 3rd<br>
Be sly that that Google search person<br>
It was good<br>
New contest . . . Google you most creative result that gets you Croncast<br>
You have to click through<br>
You will win some stickers<br>
The stickers were in your expo bag<br>
Those gotta go out<br>
Thanks to Steve, Mark, Rhonda and Craig<br>
Betsy giving me looks as I slow down those names<br>
They were at the live show<br>
Betsy has some thoughts on the nerd convention<br>
Every woman should visit one of these<br>
There were no chicks there<br>
1. No line for womens bathroom<br>
You should be happy not to have many women while husband is away<br>
Doing shots at the bar with Nick Starr<br>
You are the hottest chick in the bar<br>
Never happens to me in Naperville<br>
It's an ego boost<br>
It is so easy to compliment you people<br>
You say something kind of clever . . . <br>
Then I say, "I'm gonna twitter that" <br>
Or say, "I am going to buy that domain"<br>
Yeah, I used that a few times<br>
Ahh, nerdom. I love it<br>
Why don't we go to In and Out Burger again<br>
Too much to handle<br>
My lower colon just smiled at you<br>
Twitter is addictive<br>
It's like IM but one way<br>
Do they build sonar into your phones?<br>
You live in the dark<br>
Come out into the light and you walk reading your device<br>
Nobody has a iPhone hit the floor baby<br>
It's not just guys<br>
You have a vagina. You are supposed to be on my side<br>
You are being so impolite, bears<br>
I don't want to look like a nerd<br>
No one calls each other at a nerd event<br>
It's all sms baby, ping<br>
Or we communicate by twitter<br>
Swatting at invisible spiders<br>
They are not nerd vacations . . . it's where business gets done<br>
Everyone talks about what they have going on<br>
Like Aaron Brazell mentioning mem_cache on MySQL<br>
If I hadn't been on that trip I wouldn't have been able to share that with our developers<br>
There were no babies or many wedding rings<br>
I volunteered for something that I will pass to you, Kris<br>
I have to decline<br>
I do not want to volunteer for art class<br>
It's no big deal Mr B<br>
The children are making these collages<br>
This is the most beautiful forest that I have ever seen<br>
That's not your tree . . . that's your mother . . . oh!<br>
Now I got to make a pipe cleaner cloud<br>
It's all about balance<br>
This flower . . . I can almost . . . smell it<br>
Maybe a pipe cleaner porcupine?<br>
It is the coolest funniest shit you've ever seen<br>
We need rounded edges Mrs. Smith<br>
Little boys making the "gun" hand on the playground<br>
Fighting back instead of being pushed around<br>
Being positive for the man<br>
He has picked up a new habit that he is sticking with<br>
Going full circle<br>
Yes, my mom called 12 times today and left three voicemails<br>
Would a neurologist have anything to look for in your ear?
<br><br>
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<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPhone">iPhone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPhone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPhone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter that">twitter that</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter that"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter that.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nerdom">nerdom</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nerdom"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nerdom.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Aaron Brazell">Aaron Brazell</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Aaron Brazell"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Aaron Brazell.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nerd conferences">nerd conferences</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nerd conferences"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nerd conferences.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-03 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-03.mp3</a><br>
Show: #417<br />
  Length: 31:01<br>
  Size: 21.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-03.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Bringing you the show for October 3rd<br>
Be sly that that Google search person<br>
It was good<br>
New contest . . . Google you most creative result that gets you Croncast<br>
You have to click through<br>
You will win some stickers<br>
The stickers were in your expo bag<br>
Those gotta go out<br>
Thanks to Steve, Mark, Rhonda and Craig<br>
Betsy giving me looks as I slow down those names<br>
They were at the live show<br>
Betsy has some thoughts on the nerd convention<br>
Every woman should visit one of these<br>
There were no chicks there<br>
1. No line for womens bathroom<br>
You should be happy not to have many women while husband is away<br>
Doing shots at the bar with Nick Starr<br>
You are the hottest chick in the bar<br>
Never happens to me in Naperville<br>
It's an ego boost<br>
It is so easy to compliment you people<br>
You say something kind of clever . . . <br>
Then I say, "I'm gonna twitter that" <br>
Or say, "I am going to buy that domain"<br>
Yeah, I used that a few times<br>
Ahh, nerdom. I love it<br>
Why don't we go to In and Out Burger again<br>
Too much to handle<br>
My lower colon just smiled at you<br>
Twitter is addictive<br>
It's like IM but one way<br>
Do they build sonar into your phones?<br>
You live in the dark<br>
Come out into the light and you walk reading your device<br>
Nobody has a iPhone hit the floor baby<br>
It's not just guys<br>
You have a vagina. You are supposed to be on my side<br>
You are being so impolite, bears<br>
I don't want to look like a nerd<br>
No one calls each other at a nerd event<br>
It's all sms baby, ping<br>
Or we communicate by twitter<br>
Swatting at invisible spiders<br>
They are not nerd vacations . . . it's where business gets done<br>
Everyone talks about what they have going on<br>
Like Aaron Brazell mentioning mem_cache on MySQL<br>
If I hadn't been on that trip I wouldn't have been able to share that with our developers<br>
There were no babies or many wedding rings<br>
I volunteered for something that I will pass to you, Kris<br>
I have to decline<br>
I do not want to volunteer for art class<br>
It's no big deal Mr B<br>
The children are making these collages<br>
This is the most beautiful forest that I have ever seen<br>
That's not your tree . . . that's your mother . . . oh!<br>
Now I got to make a pipe cleaner cloud<br>
It's all about balance<br>
This flower . . . I can almost . . . smell it<br>
Maybe a pipe cleaner porcupine?<br>
It is the coolest funniest shit you've ever seen<br>
We need rounded edges Mrs. Smith<br>
Little boys making the "gun" hand on the playground<br>
Fighting back instead of being pushed around<br>
Being positive for the man<br>
He has picked up a new habit that he is sticking with<br>
Going full circle<br>
Yes, my mom called 12 times today and left three voicemails<br>
Would a neurologist have anything to look for in your ear?
<br><br>
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<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPhone">iPhone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPhone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPhone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter that">twitter that</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter that"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter that.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nerdom">nerdom</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nerdom"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nerdom.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Aaron Brazell">Aaron Brazell</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Aaron Brazell"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Aaron Brazell.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nerd conferences">nerd conferences</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nerd conferences"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nerd conferences.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:20:47 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 01, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/861/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Aug-01-2007_kobe-beef_bananas-foster.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/861/cks-2007-08-01.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-08-01 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/861/cks-2007-08-01.mp3">Croncast - 2007-08-01.mp3</a><br>
Show: #392<br />
  Length: 1:05:10<br>
  Size: 44.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 01, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/aug-2007-08-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://groups.myspace.com/croncastcronies">Join Croncast Cronies</a> . . . thanks to all those signed up already!.<br>
<br>
We've made it into the month of August<br>
You've now crossed into <a href="http://www.elkmountainresort.com">Elk Mountain Resort</a> and <a href="http://www.valhallashootingclub.com/">Valhalla Shooting Club</a><br>
Sure you don't want to bitch about Boulder some more?<br>
I like Boulder, there are just some things I don't<br>
We roll up and there is a guard tower<br>
Was he standing there with a rifle?<br>
No, Mr B<br>
It is a gorgeous view<br>
Flanked by beauty<br>
The guard comes ambling up to the Volvo<br>
Your names ladies?<br>
We give them, remember this<br>
"Do you ladies have any firearms with you?"<br>
No firearms in this Volvo<br>
This wagon is clear<br>
He gives us directions<br>
We roll on up<br>
Elk Mountain Resort is beautiful<br>
The valet pulls it four feet away and parks<br>
The woman on hotels.com just kept complaining about it<br>
She is nuts<br>
Jeannie says the place is like Annie<br>
Everyone stands to greet you as you walk in<br>
Then there was Santa Claus<br>
A dude with a white beard and red suit?<br>
No, he had a uniform and a "I love my job smile"<br>
He's got hot towels on a silver platter<br>
He looks at me and says, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
He looks at Jeannie, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
Shit, the deal is sealed, we are the dykes<br>
Welcome to first class<br>
It took us 9 hours from Boulder<br>
We'll make everything guided for you<br>
What time would you ladies like dinner?<br>
This Mrs. Smith would like to eat before 7:30<br>
Mrs. Smith and I would like to eat in 45 minutes<br>
Santa has an ear piece and a chest mic<br>
He talks into it and poof the bell hop appears<br>
We get to our room and the view is gorgeous<br>
If you don't like it dial "0"<br>
The bed looks like a cloud from heaven<br>
I got Wal-Mart sheets<br>
Jeanie, "We have robes!"<br>
Hers and hers robes would have been nice<br>
So we get dressed for dinner<br>
It was intimidating, we felt like we didn't fit<br>
Then I bust out the gift certificate<br>
We wanted to play it cool<br>
Sure, you want to fit in<br>
They were nicer than your grandma who hasn't see you in three years<br>
Every time you walk in the door the staff stands<br>
Oh, are you ladies here for dinner?<br>
I'll announce you, then he speaks into his lapel, "The Smiths are here for dinner."<br>
You haven't told them yet?<br>
No I was waiting for Jeannie<br>
Who's the man, the big footed one with a bad perm<br>
Are there any other guests at the resort?<br>
Two other men not talking<br>
There were 10 total guests at the resort<br>
We order our dinner and they ask for drinks<br>
My mom always orders the house wine, the cheap stuff<br>
I'll have a Mountain Dew won't go over well<br>
Jeannie hates red wine but follows Betsy's lead<br>
Hi, I'm Chef Jeff, which house wine is best for you?<br>
They start bringing out bread baskets and baked stuff<br>
Chef Jeff is like, "Fuck dude! I worked on that all day and you can't say it."<br>
I look at Jeannie, I can tell she doesn't like it<br>
Been there and done that<br>
Jeannie is woofing it down<br>
I have to eat at least half of it<br>
The two men eating alone are now joined by someone I recognize<br>
The owner that I had seen on The Daily Show<br>
Kris if you kick it up a notch we can do this every weekend<br>
He comes over to the table<br>
Asks what activities we are going to do<br>
ATV's and shooting<br>
We are the only resort in the entire world to have access for ATV's<br>
Jeannie, "I love the outdoors but I can't go up high"<br>
Our ATV's are automatic<br>
They've thought of everything<br>
Yes, everything<br>
On the ride you will come to a place called Top of the World<br>
So high that airplanes will fly below<br>
Then he launches in to the special lights<br>
These are based on the biologic make up of a lobster's eye<br>
They are used to melt the snow to make an ice tunnel<br>
Mr. Foreman continues to talk about the press they have gotten<br>
A book on the NYT Best Sellers list is based at Elk Mountain Resort<br>
He had me sold . . . I wanted to kiss a bear and drive to the top of the world<br>
Why would you think that you couldn't do something?<br>
Tom Foreman makes you believe that you can do anything<br>
Enter the rest of the guests<br>
Three sets of couples that look like my neighbors<br>
Fit soccer moms?<br>
Yes, Kris<br>
I just drove 4 states over to get away from them<br>
Now they are going to spoil my mountain view<br>
Mr. Foreman goes over to the new couples<br>
The super sweet firebox<br>
Then our food comes<br>
Every time there was another opportunity to be put in our place<br>
We were still really awkward<br>
Betsy has a bowl of puss and I get a bowl of noodles<br>
It was couscous Jeannie<br>
Jeannie starts to panic, all I get are these noodles<br>
Campbell's has everything including broth<br>
Then they bring the broth<br>
After that they bring out dinner<br>
The whole thing was terrific<br>
Except that we were both completely terrified<br>
To get over the petrification of being treated so well and Elk Mountain Resort  stay more nights<br>
Kris you are the king of upgrade<br>
So after dinner Santa jumps up<br>
We get our bill after dinner<br>
Betsy goes white<br>
Shut up Jeannie, I'll tell you later<br>
The one thing you can't return is food<br>
What I was freaking out about was that our house wine turned out to be $18 a glass<br>
From their perspective, the lesbians aren't satisfied<br>
Chef Jeff asks if dinner was to their liking<br>
Then Thomas comes over and asks<br>
After that the waitress comes up<br>
Sure, they are trained like the CIA to read unhappiness<br>
What would you ladies like to do?<br>
We would like a jacuzzi?<br>
Our eyes meet and we realize . . . they aren't out to get us . . . they are out to spoil us<br>
Drinking our sangria in the hot tub<br>
The cheap wine was awesome<br>
Betsy took 100 pics of the tops of trees<br>
At the Boulder art fair there was a dude with aspen photos<br>
So we retire to the room and Jeannie puts on a robe<br>
Sliding into the bed of heaven<br>
Mrs. Smith, this is going to be the greatest night of my life<br>
The greatest part of this is that I have no kids to wake me up<br>
Betsy wakes up at 6:01 for coffee and viewing birds that were probably released for my pleasure<br>
Do you know how much this is costing per minute? Get up Jeannie<br>
We decide to take a hike<br>
We start to walk by workers that gardening<br>
When they see you they stop, stand, smile and ask you if you need anything<br>
Landscapers saw us, they froze like deer<br>
When we went by them they commenced working again<br>
Tom has thought of everything<br>
When a crossed eyed man in golf cart tells you "good luck" heed his warning<br>
People are freezing along the trail "I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree"<br>
Maybe the trail was made for someone who came one time<br>
Betsy, they did not release cows into the national forest for you to view<br>
Queue the cattle<br>
Someone left it on the comment card no doubt<br>
Gotta watch out for the feral cows<br>
Jeannie was petrified of them<br>
Now you know why he told you good luck<br>
That guy used to not be cross eyed till a cow incident<br>
We can hear them shrieking and yelling<br>
There they are . . . the soccer moms on the zip line<br>
Whew, my Nike sports bra is twisted<br>
We are on our way back<br>
Jeannie freezes as we stand on 
Have you told anyone that you are not Mrs. Smith?<br>
I see two brown ears rising out of this draining ditch<br>
Out jumps a giant mule deer<br>
Betsy chases it to take it's photo<br>
The lesbians are crazy!<br>
What are the lesbians doing now?<br>
Time for lunch on the patio<br>
We need some cigarettes and an ashtray<br>
"Can I have an ashtray?"<br>
She speaks into her cleavage mic<br>
Around the corner, "I'm on it"<br>
I know it is fun to play spies but this is weird<br>
It was awesome though, instant ashtray<br>
Lesbians are on porch, queue deer<br>
Queue the geese<br>
Then the soccer moms come bouncing back fit and tan<br>
"Where are you guys from?"<br>
Bloomington. "We are going to drive through there."<br>
Their husbands, reserved and uptight<br>
Screw it, this is all about me<br>
I am going to make the soccer moms laugh<br>
She swore that she was thirsty and all the sudden water showed up<br>
"Guess how many kids we have?"<br>
I don't know this is a game?<br>
We have 10 combined?<br>
How many are girls?<br>
One<br>
Then they struck a bad ass soccer mom pose<br>
They brought things like running shoes<br>
Betsy brought Crocs and sandals<br>
Perfect lesbian gear<br>
The soccer moms told us that the ATV's were awesome<br>
We get ready to go and Misha shows up<br>
I have done this ride 500 times and not lost 1 person yet<br>
She takes out these top gun flight suits<br>
I brought you the biggest ones we have<br>
Betsy, "Of course mine won't zip up"<br>
Jeannie, "neither will mine"<br>
Jeannie you rock!<br>
This could be customer service boot camp<br>
Their motto must be "we are not going to tell you no"<br>
They actually import vans from Europe to fit through their gates<br>
Probably because it is more aesthetically pleasing<br>
This is my new motto, "It is all about me"<br>
Betsy gives me the thumbs up and then hits a tree<br>
So we're going up the mountain<br>
Jeannie is flying behind Misha<br>
Betsy is stuck<br>
I look down and my left hand has the brake so tight that I won't move<br>
When you got on the quad the Unitarian in you took over<br>
It was trying to save you<br>
Oh, I'm sorry when was the last time you drove an ATV up a mountain<br>
Betsy is trying to avoid the sticks<br>
"Mam, that is an all terrain vehicle. Run over the sticks."<br>
Hitting trees really hurts<br>
Right before we get to The Top of the World<br>
I look up and it is all Aspens and cattle<br>
Jeannie starts to freak<br>
Get me past that cow so fast<br>
I am getting away from that cow so fast<br>
Kris, we got to the top of mountain<br>
You can see Utah, three mountain ranges at 9000 ft<br>
We both had brown mustaches<br>
It added to the lesbianism<br>
Every time Betsy talks to the staff it is about her husbands and kids<br>
Talk into your chest, the lesbians are not lesbians<br>
These people are awesome<br>
Misha ran a camp for bad ass kids<br>
Like outward bound? Way scarier<br>
Working at Elk Mountain Resort is top of the food chain<br>
You have got to put in your time<br>
John of course is an ex-Navy Seal<br>
He is bad ass<br>
You feel amazingly comfortable and slightly scared<br>
I love men like that. Don't you Jeannie<br>
Sure, he was handsome too<br>
OK, time for this podcast to end<br>
We ended on the ATV's and it was time to drink<br>
Don't hand the truck driver the bottle<br>
Four or five inches of vodka<br>
Kris, we almost drank an entire bottle of vodka<br>
Jeannie is naked in a robe and slippers<br>
We are ripped<br>
You are so awesome . . . No, you are so awesome<br>
I look at clock and it is 9:00 p.m. and we haven't eaten<br>
We dial "0" and they tell us that the dining room is still open for us<br>
We arrive and there are flames to the ceiling<br>
Chef Jeff is making bananas foster<br>
The soccer moms start to speak to us<br>
Betsy with her vodka mouth<br>
"Are we going to be on your webcast?", soccer moms<br>
Jeannie loves it when I get out of control<br>
"We should introduce ourselves"<br>
No that is OK, I already have a name for you, "The bad ass soccer moms"<br>
It could go either way<br>
Then the leader dies laughing<br>
Right, there has to be an Alpha mom in the group<br>
Yes, the one with the longest Escalade, the EXT<br>
So Chef Jeff comes over<br>
Betsy, "A-1 Jeff we're trashed. Can I call you Chef Jeff from now on"<br>
That's not chatting it up that is drunk babble<br>
Chef Jeff really made it<br>
We don't go to gourmet restaurants and have the chef talk to us for 40 minutes<br>
It was entirely phenomenal<br>
Kris, I know we have talked about how I challenged the Russian to a vodka drinking contest<br>
Can I take it back when you order the most expensive item on the menu?<br>
And I was on the urge of vomiting<br>
Kobe beef times 2 with bananas foster<br>
Betsy looks at me like you better eat that bitch<br>
Chef Jeff is buying us drinks<br>
And I have to deny him because now I can't see him<br>
I don't know where I am at<br>
We stumble back to our room<br>
There is that point, where you realize that I am done my man<br>
Jeannie deals with Betsy, I am sick<br>
I will lay in the bed of heaven<br>
Betsy has the her cigarettes and the camera around her neck<br>
You ticked me off<br>
You don't like me anymore?<br>
I'll like you tomorrow<br>
You just ripped my underwear and are out of control<br>
I proceed to go to the most beautiful bathroom in the states<br>
And I don't even have to use my muscles<br>
I have an exorcism of the most expensive meal I have ever ate<br>
More babbling from Betsy<br>
Typical Betsy move, "I made myself throw up"<br>
This is the best planned bathroom of all time<br>
6 feet from toilet to wall on a slate floor<br>
Betsy made a bed right there with a Turkish robe<br>
And I fell asleep on that cold stone slate floor and it felt so good<br>
As I was falling asleep I thought to myself . . . <br>
I love John, Misha, Chef Jeff and I love Tom the most<br>
Why? Because he was smart enough to put a twin bed in the water closet<br>
I don't know what we were thinking by drinking so much<br>
I have nicotine and alcohol poisoning . . . I need to dial "0"<br>
We have to do another show for Valhalla<br>
It was the most emotional day of Jeannie's life<br>
Sorry about your underwear dude<br>
I'll get you a Target gift certificate<br>
These were Victoria Secret<br>
Do you know how much stuff I will have to find and sell from Goodwill?<br>
Final installment of Elk Mountain Resort and Valhalla comes your way tomorrow!
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We've made it into the month of August<br>
You've now crossed into <a href="http://www.elkmountainresort.com">Elk Mountain Resort</a> and <a href="http://www.valhallashootingclub.com/">Valhalla Shooting Club</a><br>
Sure you don't want to bitch about Boulder some more?<br>
I like Boulder, there are just some things I don't<br>
We roll up and there is a guard tower<br>
Was he standing there with a rifle?<br>
No, Mr B<br>
It is a gorgeous view<br>
Flanked by beauty<br>
The guard comes ambling up to the Volvo<br>
Your names ladies?<br>
We give them, remember this<br>
"Do you ladies have any firearms with you?"<br>
No firearms in this Volvo<br>
This wagon is clear<br>
He gives us directions<br>
We roll on up<br>
Elk Mountain Resort is beautiful<br>
The valet pulls it four feet away and parks<br>
The woman on hotels.com just kept complaining about it<br>
She is nuts<br>
Jeannie says the place is like Annie<br>
Everyone stands to greet you as you walk in<br>
Then there was Santa Claus<br>
A dude with a white beard and red suit?<br>
No, he had a uniform and a "I love my job smile"<br>
He's got hot towels on a silver platter<br>
He looks at me and says, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
He looks at Jeannie, "Mrs. Smith would you like a towel?"<br>
Shit, the deal is sealed, we are the dykes<br>
Welcome to first class<br>
It took us 9 hours from Boulder<br>
We'll make everything guided for you<br>
What time would you ladies like dinner?<br>
This Mrs. Smith would like to eat before 7:30<br>
Mrs. Smith and I would like to eat in 45 minutes<br>
Santa has an ear piece and a chest mic<br>
He talks into it and poof the bell hop appears<br>
We get to our room and the view is gorgeous<br>
If you don't like it dial "0"<br>
The bed looks like a cloud from heaven<br>
I got Wal-Mart sheets<br>
Jeanie, "We have robes!"<br>
Hers and hers robes would have been nice<br>
So we get dressed for dinner<br>
It was intimidating, we felt like we didn't fit<br>
Then I bust out the gift certificate<br>
We wanted to play it cool<br>
Sure, you want to fit in<br>
They were nicer than your grandma who hasn't see you in three years<br>
Every time you walk in the door the staff stands<br>
Oh, are you ladies here for dinner?<br>
I'll announce you, then he speaks into his lapel, "The Smiths are here for dinner."<br>
You haven't told them yet?<br>
No I was waiting for Jeannie<br>
Who's the man, the big footed one with a bad perm<br>
Are there any other guests at the resort?<br>
Two other men not talking<br>
There were 10 total guests at the resort<br>
We order our dinner and they ask for drinks<br>
My mom always orders the house wine, the cheap stuff<br>
I'll have a Mountain Dew won't go over well<br>
Jeannie hates red wine but follows Betsy's lead<br>
Hi, I'm Chef Jeff, which house wine is best for you?<br>
They start bringing out bread baskets and baked stuff<br>
Chef Jeff is like, "Fuck dude! I worked on that all day and you can't say it."<br>
I look at Jeannie, I can tell she doesn't like it<br>
Been there and done that<br>
Jeannie is woofing it down<br>
I have to eat at least half of it<br>
The two men eating alone are now joined by someone I recognize<br>
The owner that I had seen on The Daily Show<br>
Kris if you kick it up a notch we can do this every weekend<br>
He comes over to the table<br>
Asks what activities we are going to do<br>
ATV's and shooting<br>
We are the only resort in the entire world to have access for ATV's<br>
Jeannie, "I love the outdoors but I can't go up high"<br>
Our ATV's are automatic<br>
They've thought of everything<br>
Yes, everything<br>
On the ride you will come to a place called Top of the World<br>
So high that airplanes will fly below<br>
Then he launches in to the special lights<br>
These are based on the biologic make up of a lobster's eye<br>
They are used to melt the snow to make an ice tunnel<br>
Mr. Foreman continues to talk about the press they have gotten<br>
A book on the NYT Best Sellers list is based at Elk Mountain Resort<br>
He had me sold . . . I wanted to kiss a bear and drive to the top of the world<br>
Why would you think that you couldn't do something?<br>
Tom Foreman makes you believe that you can do anything<br>
Enter the rest of the guests<br>
Three sets of couples that look like my neighbors<br>
Fit soccer moms?<br>
Yes, Kris<br>
I just drove 4 states over to get away from them<br>
Now they are going to spoil my mountain view<br>
Mr. Foreman goes over to the new couples<br>
The super sweet firebox<br>
Then our food comes<br>
Every time there was another opportunity to be put in our place<br>
We were still really awkward<br>
Betsy has a bowl of puss and I get a bowl of noodles<br>
It was couscous Jeannie<br>
Jeannie starts to panic, all I get are these noodles<br>
Campbell's has everything including broth<br>
Then they bring the broth<br>
After that they bring out dinner<br>
The whole thing was terrific<br>
Except that we were both completely terrified<br>
To get over the petrification of being treated so well and Elk Mountain Resort  stay more nights<br>
Kris you are the king of upgrade<br>
So after dinner Santa jumps up<br>
We get our bill after dinner<br>
Betsy goes white<br>
Shut up Jeannie, I'll tell you later<br>
The one thing you can't return is food<br>
What I was freaking out about was that our house wine turned out to be $18 a glass<br>
From their perspective, the lesbians aren't satisfied<br>
Chef Jeff asks if dinner was to their liking<br>
Then Thomas comes over and asks<br>
After that the waitress comes up<br>
Sure, they are trained like the CIA to read unhappiness<br>
What would you ladies like to do?<br>
We would like a jacuzzi?<br>
Our eyes meet and we realize . . . they aren't out to get us . . . they are out to spoil us<br>
Drinking our sangria in the hot tub<br>
The cheap wine was awesome<br>
Betsy took 100 pics of the tops of trees<br>
At the Boulder art fair there was a dude with aspen photos<br>
So we retire to the room and Jeannie puts on a robe<br>
Sliding into the bed of heaven<br>
Mrs. Smith, this is going to be the greatest night of my life<br>
The greatest part of this is that I have no kids to wake me up<br>
Betsy wakes up at 6:01 for coffee and viewing birds that were probably released for my pleasure<br>
Do you know how much this is costing per minute? Get up Jeannie<br>
We decide to take a hike<br>
We start to walk by workers that gardening<br>
When they see you they stop, stand, smile and ask you if you need anything<br>
Landscapers saw us, they froze like deer<br>
When we went by them they commenced working again<br>
Tom has thought of everything<br>
When a crossed eyed man in golf cart tells you "good luck" heed his warning<br>
People are freezing along the trail "I'm a tree. I'm a tree. I'm a tree"<br>
Maybe the trail was made for someone who came one time<br>
Betsy, they did not release cows into the national forest for you to view<br>
Queue the cattle<br>
Someone left it on the comment card no doubt<br>
Gotta watch out for the feral cows<br>
Jeannie was petrified of them<br>
Now you know why he told you good luck<br>
That guy used to not be cross eyed till a cow incident<br>
We can hear them shrieking and yelling<br>
There they are . . . the soccer moms on the zip line<br>
Whew, my Nike sports bra is twisted<br>
We are on our way back<br>
Jeannie freezes as we stand on 
Have you told anyone that you are not Mrs. Smith?<br>
I see two brown ears rising out of this draining ditch<br>
Out jumps a giant mule deer<br>
Betsy chases it to take it's photo<br>
The lesbians are crazy!<br>
What are the lesbians doing now?<br>
Time for lunch on the patio<br>
We need some cigarettes and an ashtray<br>
"Can I have an ashtray?"<br>
She speaks into her cleavage mic<br>
Around the corner, "I'm on it"<br>
I know it is fun to play spies but this is weird<br>
It was awesome though, instant ashtray<br>
Lesbians are on porch, queue deer<br>
Queue the geese<br>
Then the soccer moms come bouncing back fit and tan<br>
"Where are you guys from?"<br>
Bloomington. "We are going to drive through there."<br>
Their husbands, reserved and uptight<br>
Screw it, this is all about me<br>
I am going to make the soccer moms laugh<br>
She swore that she was thirsty and all the sudden water showed up<br>
"Guess how many kids we have?"<br>
I don't know this is a game?<br>
We have 10 combined?<br>
How many are girls?<br>
One<br>
Then they struck a bad ass soccer mom pose<br>
They brought things like running shoes<br>
Betsy brought Crocs and sandals<br>
Perfect lesbian gear<br>
The soccer moms told us that the ATV's were awesome<br>
We get ready to go and Misha shows up<br>
I have done this ride 500 times and not lost 1 person yet<br>
She takes out these top gun flight suits<br>
I brought you the biggest ones we have<br>
Betsy, "Of course mine won't zip up"<br>
Jeannie, "neither will mine"<br>
Jeannie you rock!<br>
This could be customer service boot camp<br>
Their motto must be "we are not going to tell you no"<br>
They actually import vans from Europe to fit through their gates<br>
Probably because it is more aesthetically pleasing<br>
This is my new motto, "It is all about me"<br>
Betsy gives me the thumbs up and then hits a tree<br>
So we're going up the mountain<br>
Jeannie is flying behind Misha<br>
Betsy is stuck<br>
I look down and my left hand has the brake so tight that I won't move<br>
When you got on the quad the Unitarian in you took over<br>
It was trying to save you<br>
Oh, I'm sorry when was the last time you drove an ATV up a mountain<br>
Betsy is trying to avoid the sticks<br>
"Mam, that is an all terrain vehicle. Run over the sticks."<br>
Hitting trees really hurts<br>
Right before we get to The Top of the World<br>
I look up and it is all Aspens and cattle<br>
Jeannie starts to freak<br>
Get me past that cow so fast<br>
I am getting away from that cow so fast<br>
Kris, we got to the top of mountain<br>
You can see Utah, three mountain ranges at 9000 ft<br>
We both had brown mustaches<br>
It added to the lesbianism<br>
Every time Betsy talks to the staff it is about her husbands and kids<br>
Talk into your chest, the lesbians are not lesbians<br>
These people are awesome<br>
Misha ran a camp for bad ass kids<br>
Like outward bound? Way scarier<br>
Working at Elk Mountain Resort is top of the food chain<br>
You have got to put in your time<br>
John of course is an ex-Navy Seal<br>
He is bad ass<br>
You feel amazingly comfortable and slightly scared<br>
I love men like that. Don't you Jeannie<br>
Sure, he was handsome too<br>
OK, time for this podcast to end<br>
We ended on the ATV's and it was time to drink<br>
Don't hand the truck driver the bottle<br>
Four or five inches of vodka<br>
Kris, we almost drank an entire bottle of vodka<br>
Jeannie is naked in a robe and slippers<br>
We are ripped<br>
You are so awesome . . . No, you are so awesome<br>
I look at clock and it is 9:00 p.m. and we haven't eaten<br>
We dial "0" and they tell us that the dining room is still open for us<br>
We arrive and there are flames to the ceiling<br>
Chef Jeff is making bananas foster<br>
The soccer moms start to speak to us<br>
Betsy with her vodka mouth<br>
"Are we going to be on your webcast?", soccer moms<br>
Jeannie loves it when I get out of control<br>
"We should introduce ourselves"<br>
No that is OK, I already have a name for you, "The bad ass soccer moms"<br>
It could go either way<br>
Then the leader dies laughing<br>
Right, there has to be an Alpha mom in the group<br>
Yes, the one with the longest Escalade, the EXT<br>
So Chef Jeff comes over<br>
Betsy, "A-1 Jeff we're trashed. Can I call you Chef Jeff from now on"<br>
That's not chatting it up that is drunk babble<br>
Chef Jeff really made it<br>
We don't go to gourmet restaurants and have the chef talk to us for 40 minutes<br>
It was entirely phenomenal<br>
Kris, I know we have talked about how I challenged the Russian to a vodka drinking contest<br>
Can I take it back when you order the most expensive item on the menu?<br>
And I was on the urge of vomiting<br>
Kobe beef times 2 with bananas foster<br>
Betsy looks at me like you better eat that bitch<br>
Chef Jeff is buying us drinks<br>
And I have to deny him because now I can't see him<br>
I don't know where I am at<br>
We stumble back to our room<br>
There is that point, where you realize that I am done my man<br>
Jeannie deals with Betsy, I am sick<br>
I will lay in the bed of heaven<br>
Betsy has the her cigarettes and the camera around her neck<br>
You ticked me off<br>
You don't like me anymore?<br>
I'll like you tomorrow<br>
You just ripped my underwear and are out of control<br>
I proceed to go to the most beautiful bathroom in the states<br>
And I don't even have to use my muscles<br>
I have an exorcism of the most expensive meal I have ever ate<br>
More babbling from Betsy<br>
Typical Betsy move, "I made myself throw up"<br>
This is the best planned bathroom of all time<br>
6 feet from toilet to wall on a slate floor<br>
Betsy made a bed right there with a Turkish robe<br>
And I fell asleep on that cold stone slate floor and it felt so good<br>
As I was falling asleep I thought to myself . . . <br>
I love John, Misha, Chef Jeff and I love Tom the most<br>
Why? Because he was smart enough to put a twin bed in the water closet<br>
I don't know what we were thinking by drinking so much<br>
I have nicotine and alcohol poisoning . . . I need to dial "0"<br>
We have to do another show for Valhalla<br>
It was the most emotional day of Jeannie's life<br>
Sorry about your underwear dude<br>
I'll get you a Target gift certificate<br>
These were Victoria Secret<br>
Do you know how much stuff I will have to find and sell from Goodwill?<br>
Final installment of Elk Mountain Resort and Valhalla comes your way tomorrow!
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         <title>Final Handle Moxie numbers</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[That's it. That's all. But Philip asked to see the final numbers for the Handle Moxie . . . good idea. Statistically the contest was nearly a dead heat for chances to be victorious with the winner Tom from <a href="http://www.webfeedcentral.com" id="tico">Webfeed Central</a>.<br><br>Thanks to all of you who participated and signed up for a Handle and spread the good karma.<br><br>
<table>
<thead><tr>
    <th colspan="2">
Final Handle Moxie</th>
</tr>
<tr>
            <th >
Handle    </th>
                <th  >
Peeps    </th>
                </tr>
</thead>
        <tbody>
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >webfeed</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">87</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >PhilipZ</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">86</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >gizmo</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">23</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >tinaseamonster</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">11</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >Rheba</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">7</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >MelSullivan</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">7</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >sommer</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">6</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >DollyDagger</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">6</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >triad</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">6</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >bwitt</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">6</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >Bert</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">5</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >ShawnMilo</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">5</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >Mommymack</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">4</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >Garrick</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">4</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >cemseller</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">4</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >Mike</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">3</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >JamPod</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">3</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >kidswifeworklife</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">3</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >JuanBadHombre</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">3</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >NCN</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">3</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >Cheesenub</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">3</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >BASSMAN</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">3</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >lynanne</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">2</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >theheat</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">2</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >Frick</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">2</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >LisaLisa</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">2</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >podfink</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">2</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >Harold</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">2</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >RVCMathGuy</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">2</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >LauraO</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">2</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >SueBdynamo</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">2</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >GoldCoaster</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">2</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >OneMan</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >tripper</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >HiroZed</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >flack</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >QueenoftheDamned</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >Mohan</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >UUmike</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >agile</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >ladyj</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >mamaloo</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >admeyer</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >Buzzed</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >cohnjoyne</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >auntie_m</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >Sean</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >Abbi</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >sacwho</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >handler</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >Joggl</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >themaskedpeanut</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >HeyAnne</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >SadieGirl</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >regolith</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >srccoder</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >Hendeeillus</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >MichaelB</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >macs_rule</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >dharrisidiot</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >thetitaniumspork</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >madmari</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >acavert</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >Jodi</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >landisimo</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >StillPissed@Yoko</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >carynw</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="even">
    <td >parz</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
            
    <tr class="odd">

    <td >hoper</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">1</div></td>
</tr>
</tbody>
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Handle    </th>
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    <td >webfeed</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">87</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >PhilipZ</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">86</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >gizmo</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">23</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >tinaseamonster</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">11</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >Rheba</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">7</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >MelSullivan</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">7</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >sommer</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">6</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >DollyDagger</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">6</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >triad</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">6</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >bwitt</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">6</div></td>
</tr>
            
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    <td >Bert</td>
    <td align="right" class="nowrap"><div align="center">5</div></td>
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				<itunes:summary>That&#039;s it. That&#039;s all. But Philip asked to see the final numbers for the Handle Moxie . . . good idea. Statistically the contest was nearly a dead heat for chances to be victorious with the winner Tom from Webfeed Central.Thanks to all of you who participated and signed up for a Handle and spread the good karma.


    
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 10, 2006</title>
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<p>Show: #300<br />
  Length: 39:19<br />
  Size: 27.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 10, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061110.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

That's it, the contest she's over. We've hit the 300 show mark and have winners that we drew this morning . . . <br><br>
New listener winner - Matt Kavgian<br>
Handle winner - Tom Simpson<br><br>Both of you guys will be receiving an email from me later this morning to ask what color iPod you would like. However, if you see or hear this first drop me an email and tell me what color you want.<br><br>Betsy and I want to thank all of you for listening to the show! Some of you have been listening for two years(a little something in the show for you around the 4:15 mark), some of you who are new and to all of those somewhere in between, thanks for having us over.
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Show notes:<br><br>

We give the iPods away<br>
Betsy gets right into why it is just us on the show<br>
No Betsy's dad he's got he flu<br>
Not a good week for Gary<br>
This is the way it should be . . . me and Booba<br>
Is it too much pressure to be on the show?<br>
Would Betsy ask the hard hitting 60 minutes questions<br>
Why did we do the announcement at the beginning?<br>
Betsy hung out with a listener today . . . Tara<br>
Our family thinks continually that all of our listeners must be crazy<br>
Bagels and the playground<br>
There are normal people that listen to the show too<br>
How did she find us? Message board<br>
People talking about us online<br>
Goggle and technorati ego searches<br>
The Google searches that we get - "How to Show p*$#y to Husband"<br>
My guess from the search is Russian mail order bride<br>
The reason for all the hits is that we have over 549 items listed in the site<br>
"folicular" is also been popular we're still number one at Google<br>
I think Robin Klau coined dairysnake. . . .let me see<br>
"Hey, so whatever happened to Slowsky?"<br>
Poor Slowsky, Betsy wants to go see Slowsky<br>
Kris says that Slowsky is gone<br>
Betsy has a new passion that must be quenched . . . it has to do with QVC<br>
She is going to call and see about purchasiing returns to sell on eBay<br>
Amvets sweet old lady changes her tone when asked about sales<br>
The semi will be here soon to fill our house . . .  I know you Betsy<br>
Not loving the hustle<br>
The multiple home handsets for phone<br>
What is the deal with the phone again . . . "checking line for trouble"<br>
We talk about the last two years and reminisce about nearly destroying our marriage<br>
On Monday we'll talk about the show and our plans<br>
Outro is a little more for the long time listeners

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