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Season 21 Ep 19: Comedy Shrine, Tiny orbit, Keeping it Croncast

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 12:40:17 -0500

Croncast - 2009-03-06.mp3
Show: #519
Length: 30:28
Size: 28.0 mb
Format: mp3

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Betsy's opening night went of without a hitch!
Every Thursday night at The Comedy Shrine, Naperville
Using Kris as a prop during the show
How is that not like the rest of my life?
Big changes in the Smith house . . . again
And when isn't it big changes, Kris?
Always, Croncast moments

Update: Missed the Evo Terra note. Sharing is truly caring as even as @evo_terra gets his toes did. Sorry we missed this one, buddy!

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Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 22, 2007

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:22:02 -0400

Croncast - 2007-08-22.mp3
Show: #400
Length: 35:37
Size: 24.4mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 22, 2007

The banner says #400 and it is correct
Betsy wants cards now
I am 50 percent of this show sucka!
You treat me like your cousin with a pick-up truck
"Don't ask me to help you move"
Put a sticker on my Volvo
"Don't ask me to help you podcast"
Suburban drama for you Kris
I have been hiding it all day
Bait and switch, You're like a dog Mr. B
Looked into the mailbox
And apparently some of our garbage blew into a neighbors yard
A ton of wet garbage was in it
There was orange stuff like I made it
If it had been out there a week why didn't you pick it up?
I haven't walked by it for a week
Since these people like grass so much
I am going to stuff their mail boxes with grass clippings
The 70 year old moms with college age kids here
One mommy walking on the other side of the street
I should segue back to when we first started the show
Bear you got to try
What has happened over time?
You started out positive . . . now look at you
I started out negative with no expectation for happiness in the burbs . . . now look at me
Yeah, I never leave the house
You keep driving my car
I have driven it 60 miles in the last 6 weeks
The last 800 have come from you
I feel tacky riding around with no hood ornament
What goes around comes around
Before we left for Seattle I was supposed to tell the traffic ticket story
Well, the court story from Denver
I didn't lie to you . . . I just didn't tell you
I knew better than to tell you
I was in a little Scion
Sure I was driving too fast
Has road food so swelled your man cleavage that you can't see the speedometer?
Speed limit should have been 65
Would Mr. Michael Scott please stand up?
This woman stands up
Judge asks 3 times if the person standing is Mr. Michael Scott
I'm thinking Steve Carell from the Office
People at my meeting told me it was speed trap
Made jokes that Colorado is out to get me
I knew on my way to the meeting that I wasn't going to tell
30 minutes of you yelling at me on the show
You would have told me that I was going to end up in jail
Mr. Michael Scott turns out to be a trucker
Betsy says, being pulled over while being tranny

We made it to #400! Thanks for letting us be a part of your life and allowing us to make you laugh. Yes, life is show prep and full of Croncast moments.

Thanks to Bernadette for this review and write up!

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 97

Mon, 04 Jul 2005 09:42:48 -0400

Croncast - 2005-07-04.mp3

Show: #138
Length: 21:06
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 9.7mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 97

It's Independence Day make sure you vote at Podcast Alley with the "Vote Croncast" button below.

Show notes go something like this for today, it's a rough one (they all can't be gems):

Next Monday will be the 100th Croncast with Betsy!! So send us your favorite Croncast moments with the show date in an email and we'll play it in Monday's show. Please get them to us by this Friday.

Betsy and I let everyone in on our morning secret, we're fighting and it is making it hard to have a conversation. Which is partially, well . . . the main reason the show is so short today. Maggie is also really vocal on today's show.

We do get into some fun topics, however, like male cheer leaders now on the carnival circuit, Kris says no more life-size Barbie dolls in the house or car and Floridian shark attacks.

For everyone who hasn't been to our site before and want to know what our shows are like check out the Best of the First 100.

You can stream it in the Flash player or download it to listen later.

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Croncast - Best of the First 100

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 22:19:30 -0400

Croncast-best-first-100.mp3

Show: #101
Length: 1:16:04
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 34.8 mb

Croncast - Best of the First 100

This is 1 hour 16 minutes and 4 seconds of some of the best Croncast moments from the first 100 shows. Inlcuded some place in the middle is a clip from the first show. We have come a long way!

Special thanks to all those who listen, sent emails and have helped us out. So for those of you who have asked for longer shows, here it is.

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