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      <title>dangly earings | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for dangly earings. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 25, 2006</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/592/cks-2006-12-25.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-12-25 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/592/cks-2006-12-25.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-12-25.mp3</a>
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  Length: 30:56<br />
  Size: 21.2 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 25, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061225.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by The Zeliffs<br>
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays<br>
Yup, a Christmas day show for those who celebrate and those who don't<br>
We celebrate on Christmas Eve<br>
How come the phone is ringing?<br>
Why are neighbors stopping by?<br>
Oh yeah<br>
The beaten turkey a few years ago<br>
Returned the meat to the store<br>
He wasn't part of the status quo<br>
He wants to be free-range<br>
Beat him in front of the other turkeys make sure they see it<br>
The group home kids are opening their stuff right now<br>
Thanks to you guys who donated for the cause<br>
Not wanting to get official<br>
We just wanted to collect the money<br>
Now we have some ChildServ corporate listeners<br>
Back to Christmas . . . wasn't my dinner spectacular<br>
Tackling the gifts that have been waiting<br>
Pulling Christmas names<br>
They would brawl . . . they could do it on the Wii<br>
I go first, no you go first . . . my dad would trip on the way down the stairs<br>
Now there are all these people and kids<br>
Kris why are you being such an asshole<br>
Have you ever had to take an intermission with gift opening?<br>
We'll have to rethink it<br>
Opening gifts all at the same time<br>
I'm gonna get cake . . . who wants cake?<br>
Could have gotten the kids two things<br>
Digital picture prints for Betsy<br>
When you're a mom you can't go through all the digital photos to print<br>
Pictures of everyone<br>
Worst hair choices for the past few years<br>
Betsy sees the short hair picture and says lemme do it again<br>
Dangly earings, denim jacket and Indigo Girls in the back ground<br>
Patches of Mr. B hair all over the place<br>
Betsy had blocked it out of her memory<br>
What a bad decision<br>
It's not even a pretty color it is dirt brown<br>
Hair today gone tomorrow gift certificate<br>
The investment in head shaving<br>
Red for a couple days . . . it's hat season<br>
Us bald guys we get chilly<br>
Why would I want my eyebrows done<br>
The in between part<br>
Self-image change<br>
It's a Van Dyke not a Goatee . . . it can't be<br>
The sizes need to be set for the daddies who are shopping at the last minute<br>
What about earings?<br>
No I asked for a ring with nothing sticking up<br>
No, no, no I just need a ring<br>
The fact that it doesn't fit is not cool<br>
Unique like my baby<br>
Return it and go to Costco<br>
Hey Mr. B . . . thanks for your gift . . . I'd like to return it . . . Let's go to Costco<br>
Yeah, yeah, no, no you can't do that<br>
Just get sized<br>
Maybe that hurt my feelings a bit<br>
Dry cleaning chemicals are really Febreeze<br>
I loved your present Mr. B<br>
Gotta give it up so I'm not into it out of love<br>
I tore it up on my ribs<br>
I rolled over in the middle of the night and I whimpered<br>
If you wanna be a boxer grow some balls<br>
I'm knocking you out<br>
Pictures straight from the Wii<br>
Adding all of your Wii Friend Codes<br>
Like a build a bear<br>
What are the Pagans doing?<br>
Better yet what are the Universalist Unitarians?<br>
Dancing around the saturnalia tree<br>
<br>
<br>
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<p>Show: #318<br />
  Length: 30:56<br />
  Size: 21.2 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 25, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061225.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by The Zeliffs<br>
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays<br>
Yup, a Christmas day show for those who celebrate and those who don't<br>
We celebrate on Christmas Eve<br>
How come the phone is ringing?<br>
Why are neighbors stopping by?<br>
Oh yeah<br>
The beaten turkey a few years ago<br>
Returned the meat to the store<br>
He wasn't part of the status quo<br>
He wants to be free-range<br>
Beat him in front of the other turkeys make sure they see it<br>
The group home kids are opening their stuff right now<br>
Thanks to you guys who donated for the cause<br>
Not wanting to get official<br>
We just wanted to collect the money<br>
Now we have some ChildServ corporate listeners<br>
Back to Christmas . . . wasn't my dinner spectacular<br>
Tackling the gifts that have been waiting<br>
Pulling Christmas names<br>
They would brawl . . . they could do it on the Wii<br>
I go first, no you go first . . . my dad would trip on the way down the stairs<br>
Now there are all these people and kids<br>
Kris why are you being such an asshole<br>
Have you ever had to take an intermission with gift opening?<br>
We'll have to rethink it<br>
Opening gifts all at the same time<br>
I'm gonna get cake . . . who wants cake?<br>
Could have gotten the kids two things<br>
Digital picture prints for Betsy<br>
When you're a mom you can't go through all the digital photos to print<br>
Pictures of everyone<br>
Worst hair choices for the past few years<br>
Betsy sees the short hair picture and says lemme do it again<br>
Dangly earings, denim jacket and Indigo Girls in the back ground<br>
Patches of Mr. B hair all over the place<br>
Betsy had blocked it out of her memory<br>
What a bad decision<br>
It's not even a pretty color it is dirt brown<br>
Hair today gone tomorrow gift certificate<br>
The investment in head shaving<br>
Red for a couple days . . . it's hat season<br>
Us bald guys we get chilly<br>
Why would I want my eyebrows done<br>
The in between part<br>
Self-image change<br>
It's a Van Dyke not a Goatee . . . it can't be<br>
The sizes need to be set for the daddies who are shopping at the last minute<br>
What about earings?<br>
No I asked for a ring with nothing sticking up<br>
No, no, no I just need a ring<br>
The fact that it doesn't fit is not cool<br>
Unique like my baby<br>
Return it and go to Costco<br>
Hey Mr. B . . . thanks for your gift . . . I'd like to return it . . . Let's go to Costco<br>
Yeah, yeah, no, no you can't do that<br>
Just get sized<br>
Maybe that hurt my feelings a bit<br>
Dry cleaning chemicals are really Febreeze<br>
I loved your present Mr. B<br>
Gotta give it up so I'm not into it out of love<br>
I tore it up on my ribs<br>
I rolled over in the middle of the night and I whimpered<br>
If you wanna be a boxer grow some balls<br>
I'm knocking you out<br>
Pictures straight from the Wii<br>
Adding all of your Wii Friend Codes<br>
Like a build a bear<br>
What are the Pagans doing?<br>
Better yet what are the Universalist Unitarians?<br>
Dancing around the saturnalia tree<br>
<br>
<br>
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