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	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for drunk bunnies. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 13: The Coffee Drinker, Whip Antennae, CB Radio Booty Call</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1341/cks-2008-02-06.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-06 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1341/cks-2008-02-06.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-06.mp3</a><br>
Show: #459<br />
  Length: 29:08<br>
  Size: 20.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1341/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-06.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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BigJon wanted to know who "The Coffee Drinker" is<br>
Suspense, I don't how we did it<br>
The Coffee Drinker background<br>
Has something to do with CB Radios<br>
The big whip antennae's on trucks<br>
If you had two you were the shit<br>
So some ladies would come on night and ask for "The Coffee Drinker"<br>
We thought it might be a kid like us<br>
A sophisticated kid drinking Folgers with their folks<br>
Could have been the farmers having coffee<br>
Water and syrup falls on ice in cup<br>
Too much for a small town person to handle<br>
Yeah, you need training to run the fountain soda dispenser<br>
The old guys brought in a scanner<br>
The Coffee Drinker wouldn't reply back<br>
Of course he wouldn't<br>
Kris, you need some help<br>
Get yourself something nice when I don't talk<br>
Cruising around in the morning<br>
How do you know who his kid is?<br>
Bill had some issues<br>
He had rebel flag stickers on his car, no one really liked him and he listened to too much AC/DC<br>
He says, that The Coffee Drinker was his dad<br>
His dad tilled my garden every year<br>
Is that why you are the way you are?<br>
Maybe I should have said tilled my mom's garden<br>
You gotta use the lingo<br>
Smokey and the bandit style<br>
A CB radio booty call<br>
It's not the one that you are thinking of<br>
They are like nannies<br>
Small town = "Not my business"<br>
I think I need to resurrect this story<br>
You can't just end there<br>
You have to come with conviction<br>
Your car won't want to stop<br>
These people just let life happen to them<br>
Until something forces them to move on<br>
No lapping waves at their shore<br>
Lots of driving around happens<br>
He pulled you over because he wanted to talk to you<br>
Where I'm from men can't do that<br>
You're with that Smith boy, ain't you<br>
Johnny law vs. the high school kids<br>
Typical<br>
They don't have any training<br>
This is how you hit'em with the yellow pages<br>
This is how you hit'em with the white pages<br>
He was throwing the beers out the sun roof<br>
Straight up in the air<br>
The cop is dodging our beer cans<br>
You left a trail of beer crumbs for him to follow<br>
It was late at night they could have been anyone's beers<br>
There were a lot of drunk bunnies and chipmunks the next morning<br>
What should you do in that situation?<br>
Full circle in your life would be becoming the town cop
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<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/CB Radio">CB Radio</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/CB Radio"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/CB Radio.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Coffee Drinker">The Coffee Drinker</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Coffee Drinker"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Coffee Drinker.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rebel flag stickers">rebel flag stickers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rebel flag stickers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rebel flag stickers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/drunk bunnies">drunk bunnies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/drunk bunnies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/drunk bunnies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sun roof">sun roof</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sun roof"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sun roof.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1341/cks-2008-02-06.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-06 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1341/cks-2008-02-06.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-06.mp3</a><br>
Show: #459<br />
  Length: 29:08<br>
  Size: 20.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1341/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-06.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
BigJon wanted to know who "The Coffee Drinker" is<br>
Suspense, I don't how we did it<br>
The Coffee Drinker background<br>
Has something to do with CB Radios<br>
The big whip antennae's on trucks<br>
If you had two you were the shit<br>
So some ladies would come on night and ask for "The Coffee Drinker"<br>
We thought it might be a kid like us<br>
A sophisticated kid drinking Folgers with their folks<br>
Could have been the farmers having coffee<br>
Water and syrup falls on ice in cup<br>
Too much for a small town person to handle<br>
Yeah, you need training to run the fountain soda dispenser<br>
The old guys brought in a scanner<br>
The Coffee Drinker wouldn't reply back<br>
Of course he wouldn't<br>
Kris, you need some help<br>
Get yourself something nice when I don't talk<br>
Cruising around in the morning<br>
How do you know who his kid is?<br>
Bill had some issues<br>
He had rebel flag stickers on his car, no one really liked him and he listened to too much AC/DC<br>
He says, that The Coffee Drinker was his dad<br>
His dad tilled my garden every year<br>
Is that why you are the way you are?<br>
Maybe I should have said tilled my mom's garden<br>
You gotta use the lingo<br>
Smokey and the bandit style<br>
A CB radio booty call<br>
It's not the one that you are thinking of<br>
They are like nannies<br>
Small town = "Not my business"<br>
I think I need to resurrect this story<br>
You can't just end there<br>
You have to come with conviction<br>
Your car won't want to stop<br>
These people just let life happen to them<br>
Until something forces them to move on<br>
No lapping waves at their shore<br>
Lots of driving around happens<br>
He pulled you over because he wanted to talk to you<br>
Where I'm from men can't do that<br>
You're with that Smith boy, ain't you<br>
Johnny law vs. the high school kids<br>
Typical<br>
They don't have any training<br>
This is how you hit'em with the yellow pages<br>
This is how you hit'em with the white pages<br>
He was throwing the beers out the sun roof<br>
Straight up in the air<br>
The cop is dodging our beer cans<br>
You left a trail of beer crumbs for him to follow<br>
It was late at night they could have been anyone's beers<br>
There were a lot of drunk bunnies and chipmunks the next morning<br>
What should you do in that situation?<br>
Full circle in your life would be becoming the town cop
<br><br><a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcast/1R2toZAi1zFRUj"><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/new_show.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
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