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      <title>dylan\'s candy bar | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for dylan\'s candy bar. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for dylan\'s candy bar. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Daddy Justice, Aluminum Lined, Long Memory</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Show: #544<br />
Length: 28:09<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Hey hey<br>
Thos comments are gonna flow<br>
Yes, i've had hamsters before<br>
This would be a fourth<br>
Well, it is a fourth<br>
How did you have four hamsters?<br>
What happened to them?<br>
Kris tells a story that should never be told<br>
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille<br>
You set me up for a lifetime of chores<br>
I didn't walk away<br>
I'm still here<br>
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work<br>
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything<br>
Just don't tell Mommy<br>
Daddy's buying me a hamster<br>
You have no idea<br>
I do know<br>
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris<br>
Glow in the dark ball back in the day<br>
Pets didn't last me all that long<br>
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide<br>
No it didn't die<br>
Does you mom still have that?<br>
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot<br>
Look, is was common at that time<br>
Aluminum foil on the bottom<br>
What?<br>
That is what they said to do<br>
Who?<br>
The people at the pet store<br>
<-- sampler show ends --><br>
That is the way it was done<br>
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?<br>
It didn't do him any good<br>
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms<br>
The way that it is<br>
If he's smart he won't eat it<br>
Was your crib lined with foil?<br>
He decided to do himself in<br>
Brittle plastic bottom<br>
It was a bird cage<br>
I can't even look at you<br>
Why did he die? I don't know<br>
I highly doubt you had a hamster<br>
It was really a dead parakeet<br>
This is my friend Pete<br>
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me<br>
Oh my god, that is dumb!<br>
Maybe it got bird food<br>
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you<br>
Oh, baby<br>
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids<br>
Maybe I shouldn't have done it<br>
She will never forgive me<br>
She's got a great memory<br>
Don't go buy a hamster<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hamster">hamster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hamster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hamster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet store">pet store</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet store"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet store.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dylan's candy bar">dylan's candy bar</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dylan's candy bar"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dylan's candy bar.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/la moille">la moille</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/la moille"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/la moille.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #544<br />
Length: 28:09<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Hey hey<br>
Thos comments are gonna flow<br>
Yes, i've had hamsters before<br>
This would be a fourth<br>
Well, it is a fourth<br>
How did you have four hamsters?<br>
What happened to them?<br>
Kris tells a story that should never be told<br>
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille<br>
You set me up for a lifetime of chores<br>
I didn't walk away<br>
I'm still here<br>
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work<br>
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything<br>
Just don't tell Mommy<br>
Daddy's buying me a hamster<br>
You have no idea<br>
I do know<br>
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris<br>
Glow in the dark ball back in the day<br>
Pets didn't last me all that long<br>
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide<br>
No it didn't die<br>
Does you mom still have that?<br>
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot<br>
Look, is was common at that time<br>
Aluminum foil on the bottom<br>
What?<br>
That is what they said to do<br>
Who?<br>
The people at the pet store<br>
<-- sampler show ends --><br>
That is the way it was done<br>
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?<br>
It didn't do him any good<br>
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms<br>
The way that it is<br>
If he's smart he won't eat it<br>
Was your crib lined with foil?<br>
He decided to do himself in<br>
Brittle plastic bottom<br>
It was a bird cage<br>
I can't even look at you<br>
Why did he die? I don't know<br>
I highly doubt you had a hamster<br>
It was really a dead parakeet<br>
This is my friend Pete<br>
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me<br>
Oh my god, that is dumb!<br>
Maybe it got bird food<br>
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you<br>
Oh, baby<br>
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids<br>
Maybe I shouldn't have done it<br>
She will never forgive me<br>
She's got a great memory<br>
Don't go buy a hamster<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hamster">hamster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hamster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hamster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet store">pet store</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet store"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet store.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dylan's candy bar">dylan's candy bar</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dylan's candy bar"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dylan's candy bar.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/la moille">la moille</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/la moille"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/la moille.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:summary>Show: #544
Length: 28:09
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i&#039;ve had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don&#039;t want to go</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>hamster, pet store, dylan's candy bar, new york, la moille</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Dylan's candy bar summer 2009</title>
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		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/4050564614/" title="Dylan's candy bar summer 2009"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3143/4050564614_f6d42942f6.jpg"   alt="Dylan's candy bar summer 2009" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>~</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/summer">summer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/summer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/summer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bar">bar</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bar"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bar.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/candy">candy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/candy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/candy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dylan">dylan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dylan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dylan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/4050564614/" title="Dylan's candy bar summer 2009"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3143/4050564614_f6d42942f6.jpg"   alt="Dylan's candy bar summer 2009" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>~</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/summer">summer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/summer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/summer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bar">bar</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bar"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bar.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/candy">candy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/candy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/candy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dylan">dylan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dylan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dylan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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~</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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