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      <title>eBay purses | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for eBay purses. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Feb 16, 2007</title>
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<p>Show: #338<br />
  Length: 15:35<br />
  Size: 10.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris February 16, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-feb-20070216.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

There comes a time for everything. This show is one of the shows from the night we recorded seven because of the weird vibe we had going. That and Betsy blew me away by crossing a new line.<br><br>
What is marmalade?<br>
It's fancy jelly, Kris<br>
My entire body is made of fancy jelly<br>
You're like lamb jelly<br>
When you boil meat stuff floats to the top<br>
I'm sure you can spread it on toast<br>
I'm still plugging away at this business Mr. B<br>
It is a number of things<br>
You can ask me to do a lot of crazy things but I will never say you are right<br>
You are no longer a purse company<br>
Baby, please don't do this<br>
Bears, listen to me<br>
I have three new business ideas<br>
I would like your feedback on a number of things<br>
Do they sell purses?<br>
Fancy diaper bags<br>
The word of the show is "fancy"<br>
I'm putting it in terms that you can understand <br>
Selling all the kids stuff<br>
This purse bitch in Florida is driving me crazy<br>
She lives right next door to the exact same outlet mall<br>
She is the only person doing it and undercutting me<br>
Selling her shit for a penny<br>
The bag full of kids clothes<br>
Sweating it out during the middle of summer<br>
He likes seconds on cereal, he'll be a XL by summer<br>
eBay sellers not welcome at this sale<br>
It's not illegal to show up<br>
Just don't have to tell them<br>
There's a small catch<br>
This bag, the Madison and Friends bag is $250<br>
But Gigi would be smoking . . . she needs some Diesel jeans<br>
No McKids for our babies<br>
Listen, our kids are so Goodwill'ed out that they aren't even at the McKids level yet<br>
Your taste is his taste . . . and Gigi's taste? Nobody's taste<br>
She is the only 2 year old that dresses like Phylliss Diller<br><br>
8:00 mark . . . Betsy's hits her stride with the show killer. Aside, this was recorded maybe a week before This American Life released a show chronicling people doing exactly this. And Betsy got an "I told you so!" <br>
The murder McMansion<br>
A little Ajax we can flip that bitch<br>
I know it's got an office . . . that's where they were all found<br>
Oh, baby.<br>
<br>
<br>
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<p>Show: #338<br />
  Length: 15:35<br />
  Size: 10.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris February 16, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-feb-20070216.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

There comes a time for everything. This show is one of the shows from the night we recorded seven because of the weird vibe we had going. That and Betsy blew me away by crossing a new line.<br><br>
What is marmalade?<br>
It's fancy jelly, Kris<br>
My entire body is made of fancy jelly<br>
You're like lamb jelly<br>
When you boil meat stuff floats to the top<br>
I'm sure you can spread it on toast<br>
I'm still plugging away at this business Mr. B<br>
It is a number of things<br>
You can ask me to do a lot of crazy things but I will never say you are right<br>
You are no longer a purse company<br>
Baby, please don't do this<br>
Bears, listen to me<br>
I have three new business ideas<br>
I would like your feedback on a number of things<br>
Do they sell purses?<br>
Fancy diaper bags<br>
The word of the show is "fancy"<br>
I'm putting it in terms that you can understand <br>
Selling all the kids stuff<br>
This purse bitch in Florida is driving me crazy<br>
She lives right next door to the exact same outlet mall<br>
She is the only person doing it and undercutting me<br>
Selling her shit for a penny<br>
The bag full of kids clothes<br>
Sweating it out during the middle of summer<br>
He likes seconds on cereal, he'll be a XL by summer<br>
eBay sellers not welcome at this sale<br>
It's not illegal to show up<br>
Just don't have to tell them<br>
There's a small catch<br>
This bag, the Madison and Friends bag is $250<br>
But Gigi would be smoking . . . she needs some Diesel jeans<br>
No McKids for our babies<br>
Listen, our kids are so Goodwill'ed out that they aren't even at the McKids level yet<br>
Your taste is his taste . . . and Gigi's taste? Nobody's taste<br>
She is the only 2 year old that dresses like Phylliss Diller<br><br>
8:00 mark . . . Betsy's hits her stride with the show killer. Aside, this was recorded maybe a week before This American Life released a show chronicling people doing exactly this. And Betsy got an "I told you so!" <br>
The murder McMansion<br>
A little Ajax we can flip that bitch<br>
I know it's got an office . . . that's where they were all found<br>
Oh, baby.<br>
<br>
<br>
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