<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0" 

	xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" 

	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"

	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">
   <channel>
      <title>email | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
      <link>http://www.croncast.com</link>
      <description>This is the keyword feed for email. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
      <language>en-us</language>
	  <copyright>Palegroove Studios 2004-2013</copyright>
	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for email. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for email. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

 	<image> 

		<url>http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg</url>
 		<title>email | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
 		<link>http://www.croncast.com</link>
 		<description>This is the keyword feed for email. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
 	</image> 	
	<itunes:image href="http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg" />
<itunes:category text="Comedy"/>
<itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture">
</itunes:category>
<itunes:owner> 
			<itunes:name>Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:name>
	        <itunes:email>info@palegroove.com</itunes:email>
 </itunes:owner>
      <docs>http://www.croncast.com</docs>
      <generator>Palegroove</generator>
      <item>
         <title>Giving Away - 2 Black Keys Tickets for SOLD OUT Las Vegas Show (You pay shipping)</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4859/Giving-Away---2-Black-Keys-Tickets-for-SOLD-OUT-Las-Vegas-Show-(You-pay-shipping)_the-black-keys_las-vegas.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Too good to be true? Nope.<br><br>
If you get picked at random and pay the overnight shipping. Which according to FedEx is about $40 for 10:30 a.m. deliver tomorrow.<br><br>
I am a huge Black Keys fan and haven't seen them live since 2006. I thought Las Vegas would be the end to that drought. Not the case.<br><br>
However, it can be the start of something awesome for you or another great set of memories from a stand out rock band.<br><br>I've got <strong>TWO General Admission tickets</strong> to the <strong>Saturday, February 19th</strong> sold out show at the Chelsea in the Cosmopolitan Hotel of Las Vegas.<br><br>
<strong>Here's how I'm going to do this since I waited to the last minute because I thought I could pull this out:</strong><br><br><strong>A. Leave a comment on this post with your facebook page, twitter handle or an email with '[at]' instead of an '@' (helping to avoid the spam) so that i can contact you if you win.<br><br>B. At 3:00 EST today I will pick one commenter at random. You've got 10 minutes to get back to me before I pick someone else, since I need to send these out as soon as possible to get them to someone. <br><br>C. Drop the $40 for the shipping in my PayPal and I'll head to FedEx.</strong><br><br>
This isn't a scam or anything weird.<br><br>I'm a huge fan and thought I could pull it out. I tried to take my 5 year old with me to Central Park when the Keys played there but it was sold out. We sat outside and listened for about an hour. She's also loves the Keys, well it makes up about 850f her music listening in my presence, so of course she does. She was pissed we couldn't get in. Don't let this happen to you ;).<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the black keys">the black keys</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the black keys"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the black keys.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/las vegas">las vegas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/las vegas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/las vegas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cosmopolitan">cosmopolitan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cosmopolitan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cosmopolitan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/chelsea">chelsea</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chelsea"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/chelsea.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Too good to be true? Nope.<br><br>
If you get picked at random and pay the overnight shipping. Which according to FedEx is about $40 for 10:30 a.m. deliver tomorrow.<br><br>
I am a huge Black Keys fan and haven't seen them live since 2006. I thought Las Vegas would be the end to that drought. Not the case.<br><br>
However, it can be the start of something awesome for you or another great set of memories from a stand out rock band.<br><br>I've got <strong>TWO General Admission tickets</strong> to the <strong>Saturday, February 19th</strong> sold out show at the Chelsea in the Cosmopolitan Hotel of Las Vegas.<br><br>
<strong>Here's how I'm going to do this since I waited to the last minute because I thought I could pull this out:</strong><br><br><strong>A. Leave a comment on this post with your facebook page, twitter handle or an email with '[at]' instead of an '@' (helping to avoid the spam) so that i can contact you if you win.<br><br>B. At 3:00 EST today I will pick one commenter at random. You've got 10 minutes to get back to me before I pick someone else, since I need to send these out as soon as possible to get them to someone. <br><br>C. Drop the $40 for the shipping in my PayPal and I'll head to FedEx.</strong><br><br>
This isn't a scam or anything weird.<br><br>I'm a huge fan and thought I could pull it out. I tried to take my 5 year old with me to Central Park when the Keys played there but it was sold out. We sat outside and listened for about an hour. She's also loves the Keys, well it makes up about 850f her music listening in my presence, so of course she does. She was pissed we couldn't get in. Don't let this happen to you ;).<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the black keys">the black keys</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the black keys"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the black keys.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/las vegas">las vegas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/las vegas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/las vegas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cosmopolitan">cosmopolitan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cosmopolitan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cosmopolitan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/chelsea">chelsea</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chelsea"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/chelsea.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 11:37:13 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4859</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Too good to be true? Nope.
If you get picked at random and pay the overnight shipping. Which according to FedEx is about $40 for 10:30 a.m. deliver tomorrow.
I am a huge Black Keys fan and haven&#039;t seen them live since 2006. I thought Las Vegas would be the end to that drought. Not the case.
However, it can be the start of something awesome</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>the black keys, las vegas, cosmopolitan, chelsea, </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>iPhone Update (iPad too)</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4318/iPhone-Update-(iPad-too)_iphone-mp3_listen-iphone.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Hey guys,
<br><br>
I wanted to let you know that I have been testing everything out here to figure out why the shows starting with Episode 6 stopped playing on the iPhone.
<br><br>
I still don't have a clue why it isn't working. I've got it narrowed down to the new art work that I added to the MP3 and iTunes, as weird as that sounds, but that isn't a great solution. 
<br><br>
And even then the episodes are still not loading. On Blackberry and Android phones the episodes are still flowing.
<br><br>
I'm am continuing to work on it.
<br><br>
In the meantime for those of you having trouble, you can take the feed URL that we sent you in the email when you registered and use it in your web browser or almost any other feed reader to the get the shows.
<br><br>
I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience that this is causing some of you.
<br><br>
Soon . . . I'll have this sorted out.
<br><br>
Cheers, Kris<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iphone mp3">iphone mp3</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iphone mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iphone mp3.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/listen iphone">listen iphone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/listen iphone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/listen iphone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iphone podcast">iphone podcast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iphone podcast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iphone podcast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stream mp3 iphone">stream mp3 iphone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stream mp3 iphone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stream mp3 iphone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Hey guys,
<br><br>
I wanted to let you know that I have been testing everything out here to figure out why the shows starting with Episode 6 stopped playing on the iPhone.
<br><br>
I still don't have a clue why it isn't working. I've got it narrowed down to the new art work that I added to the MP3 and iTunes, as weird as that sounds, but that isn't a great solution. 
<br><br>
And even then the episodes are still not loading. On Blackberry and Android phones the episodes are still flowing.
<br><br>
I'm am continuing to work on it.
<br><br>
In the meantime for those of you having trouble, you can take the feed URL that we sent you in the email when you registered and use it in your web browser or almost any other feed reader to the get the shows.
<br><br>
I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience that this is causing some of you.
<br><br>
Soon . . . I'll have this sorted out.
<br><br>
Cheers, Kris<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iphone mp3">iphone mp3</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iphone mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iphone mp3.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/listen iphone">listen iphone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/listen iphone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/listen iphone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iphone podcast">iphone podcast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iphone podcast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iphone podcast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stream mp3 iphone">stream mp3 iphone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stream mp3 iphone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stream mp3 iphone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:01:33 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4318</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Hey guys,

I wanted to let you know that I have been testing everything out here to figure out why the shows starting with Episode 6 stopped playing on the iPhone.

I still don&#039;t have a clue why it isn&#039;t working. I&#039;ve got it narrowed down to the new art work that I added to the MP3 and iTunes, as weird as that sounds, but that</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>iphone mp3, listen iphone, iphone podcast, stream mp3 iphone, </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Green Pants, Entering the Scene, Chicagowaukee accent</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4231/Green-Pants-Entering-the-Scene-Chicagowaukee-accent_Chicagowaukee_leprechaun.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #542<br />
Length: 30:33<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-01-27.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times<br>
I have on my robe, bunny slippers<br>
You wish you could afford the Times<br>
That's true<br>
Or had a stoop of my own<br>
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building<br>
What I like about New York is you can count on people<br>
You can trust them<br>
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants<br>
They will slam doors on you<br>
Push you off the curb in front of a bus<br>
The have an alliance with leprechauns<br>
It's true<br>
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks<br>
We couldn't understand each other<br>
You're accented now too, baby<br>
You've toured the midwest<br>
They can't understand you <br>
Your Chicagowaukee accent<br>
It's all about dominance in NY<br>
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship<br>
It's like entering an improv scene<br>
Costco in the city experience<br>
99/100 emails are for you<br>
We did get noticed on the street<br>
We handled it horribly<br>
The kids were like what?<br>
Really you know who I am?<br>
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon<br>
Only people left were us and the runners
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Chicagowaukee">Chicagowaukee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Chicagowaukee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chicagowaukee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/leprechaun">leprechaun</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/leprechaun"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/leprechaun.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bunny slippers">bunny slippers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bunny slippers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bunny slippers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NYC marathon">NYC marathon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NYC marathon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NYC marathon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #542<br />
Length: 30:33<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-01-27.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times<br>
I have on my robe, bunny slippers<br>
You wish you could afford the Times<br>
That's true<br>
Or had a stoop of my own<br>
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building<br>
What I like about New York is you can count on people<br>
You can trust them<br>
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants<br>
They will slam doors on you<br>
Push you off the curb in front of a bus<br>
The have an alliance with leprechauns<br>
It's true<br>
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks<br>
We couldn't understand each other<br>
You're accented now too, baby<br>
You've toured the midwest<br>
They can't understand you <br>
Your Chicagowaukee accent<br>
It's all about dominance in NY<br>
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship<br>
It's like entering an improv scene<br>
Costco in the city experience<br>
99/100 emails are for you<br>
We did get noticed on the street<br>
We handled it horribly<br>
The kids were like what?<br>
Really you know who I am?<br>
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon<br>
Only people left were us and the runners
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Chicagowaukee">Chicagowaukee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Chicagowaukee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chicagowaukee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/leprechaun">leprechaun</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/leprechaun"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/leprechaun.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bunny slippers">bunny slippers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bunny slippers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bunny slippers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NYC marathon">NYC marathon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NYC marathon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NYC marathon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/4231/cks-2010-01-27.mp3" length="29876345" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:40:15 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:33</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4231</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #542
Length: 30:33
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That&#039;s true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Chicagowaukee, leprechaun, bunny slippers, NYC marathon, </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Think differently about RSS and its uses</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1950/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses_flickr_live-photo-blogging.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[It's been quite a while since I wrote a blog post and it was time to get down with the reality that some things can't be said in 140 characters or less.
<br><br>
Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.
<br><br>
I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.
<br><br>
Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.
<br><br>
First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier.
<br><br>
Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.
<br><br>
How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.
<br><br>
In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.
<br><br>
Here's how it goes down:
<br><br>
1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>
2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>
3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>
4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>
5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>
6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>
7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo
<br><br>
What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery
<br><br>
<strong>Summary:</strong> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[It's been quite a while since I wrote a blog post and it was time to get down with the reality that some things can't be said in 140 characters or less.
<br><br>
Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.
<br><br>
I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.
<br><br>
Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.
<br><br>
First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier.
<br><br>
Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.
<br><br>
How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.
<br><br>
In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.
<br><br>
Here's how it goes down:
<br><br>
1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>
2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>
3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>
4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>
5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>
6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>
7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo
<br><br>
What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery
<br><br>
<strong>Summary:</strong> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:18:54 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1950</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>It&#039;s been quite a while since I wrote a blog post and it was time to get down with the reality that some things can&#039;t be said in 140 characters or less.

Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>flickr, live photo blogging, RSS as API, seesmic, tumblr</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 21 Ep 24: The Mexico Part 3</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1945/Season-21-Ep-24:-The-Mexico-Part-3_Crocs_Canadian.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1945/cks-2009-03-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-03-30" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1945/cks-2009-03-30.mp3">Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #524<br />
Length: 41:24<br>
  Size: 38 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1945/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-03-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
<br><br>
When, when, when, when<br>
This was supposed to go out Friday<br>
Maggie has been insanely sick<br>
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?<br>
It should come with a six pack of Xanax<br>
Difficult times?<br>
Write a book<br>
You need to change your name to Kristina<br>
Sending email as Kris Smith<br>
People would respond to me as a woman<<br>br>
So I had to make it Kristopher Smith
Wait, Mr B<br>
I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show<br>
The Mexico Part 3 begins now<br>
Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . . <br>
If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner<br>
Standing at the buffet<br>
A woman sidles up next to me<br>
"What part of Canada are you from?"<br>
I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years<br>
Where's that?<br>
Wisconsin<br>
Is that a big city?<br>
All the push ups that you do <br>
They could throw a rock at it<br>
She was wearing the crocs<br>
Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs<br>
That is he face of colonialism<br>
Later . . .<br>
I'm the only American<br>
What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar?<br>
Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip<br>
Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole?<br>
He was like a bull fighter<br>
Super hot<br>
Fellas watch out for this<br>
They will whisk you wife away<br>
The Italian says, "You mean this prison"<br>
You must leave this compound<br>
They will take you to the jungle<br>
They get electricity for 2 hours a day<br>
It is wonderful<br>
Deciding to go deep see fishing<br>
How did you get over the shark fear?<br>
We were stuck at the front gate<br>
How many signs do you need?<br>
It was like a road block<br>
We were there on a gift certificate<br>
I'm thinking that this will be so nice<br>
The authentic Mexican experience awaits<br>
We get to the place<br>
Sure, it would have have been authentic<br>
But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know?<br>
Captain Rick's<br>
It should have<br>
Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's<br>
On the boat with a Canada<br>
They start swearing at us in Spanish<br>
Turns out I am the only one that knows it<br>
I kept my mouth shut<br>
Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post)<br>
"Chocha Grande"<br>
How is the fish doing?<br>
Mas muerto<br>
They pull it back into the boat<br>
Cut up Dory and turned her into chum<br>
We had Captain Bicho<br>
More protected species were caught<br>
Chopped and chum<br>
Chocha account is over 11 at this point<br>
I'm the bloke, right<br>
Don't be a chocha Mr B
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>
</div>

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Crocs">Crocs</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Crocs"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Crocs.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Canadian">Canadian</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Canadian"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Canadian.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Tourists">Tourists</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Tourists"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Tourists.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Mexico">The Mexico</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Mexico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Mexico.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/GrandMarnier">GrandMarnier</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/GrandMarnier"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/GrandMarnier.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1945/cks-2009-03-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-03-30" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1945/cks-2009-03-30.mp3">Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #524<br />
Length: 41:24<br>
  Size: 38 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1945/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-03-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
<br><br>
When, when, when, when<br>
This was supposed to go out Friday<br>
Maggie has been insanely sick<br>
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?<br>
It should come with a six pack of Xanax<br>
Difficult times?<br>
Write a book<br>
You need to change your name to Kristina<br>
Sending email as Kris Smith<br>
People would respond to me as a woman<<br>br>
So I had to make it Kristopher Smith
Wait, Mr B<br>
I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show<br>
The Mexico Part 3 begins now<br>
Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . . <br>
If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner<br>
Standing at the buffet<br>
A woman sidles up next to me<br>
"What part of Canada are you from?"<br>
I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years<br>
Where's that?<br>
Wisconsin<br>
Is that a big city?<br>
All the push ups that you do <br>
They could throw a rock at it<br>
She was wearing the crocs<br>
Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs<br>
That is he face of colonialism<br>
Later . . .<br>
I'm the only American<br>
What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar?<br>
Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip<br>
Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole?<br>
He was like a bull fighter<br>
Super hot<br>
Fellas watch out for this<br>
They will whisk you wife away<br>
The Italian says, "You mean this prison"<br>
You must leave this compound<br>
They will take you to the jungle<br>
They get electricity for 2 hours a day<br>
It is wonderful<br>
Deciding to go deep see fishing<br>
How did you get over the shark fear?<br>
We were stuck at the front gate<br>
How many signs do you need?<br>
It was like a road block<br>
We were there on a gift certificate<br>
I'm thinking that this will be so nice<br>
The authentic Mexican experience awaits<br>
We get to the place<br>
Sure, it would have have been authentic<br>
But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know?<br>
Captain Rick's<br>
It should have<br>
Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's<br>
On the boat with a Canada<br>
They start swearing at us in Spanish<br>
Turns out I am the only one that knows it<br>
I kept my mouth shut<br>
Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post)<br>
"Chocha Grande"<br>
How is the fish doing?<br>
Mas muerto<br>
They pull it back into the boat<br>
Cut up Dory and turned her into chum<br>
We had Captain Bicho<br>
More protected species were caught<br>
Chopped and chum<br>
Chocha account is over 11 at this point<br>
I'm the bloke, right<br>
Don't be a chocha Mr B
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>
</div>

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Crocs">Crocs</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Crocs"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Crocs.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Canadian">Canadian</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Canadian"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Canadian.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Tourists">Tourists</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Tourists"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Tourists.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Mexico">The Mexico</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Mexico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Mexico.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/GrandMarnier">GrandMarnier</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/GrandMarnier"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/GrandMarnier.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1945/cks-2009-03-30.mp3" length="40123456" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:52:03 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>41:24</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1945</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3
Show: #524
Length: 41:24
  Size: 38 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

When, when, when, when
This was supposed to go out Friday
Maggie has been insanely sick
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?
It should come with a six pack of Xanax
Difficult times?
Write</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Crocs, Canadian, Tourists, The Mexico, GrandMarnier</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Maggie's haul</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1611/Maggies-haul_download_quicktime.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2408371108/" title="Maggie's haul"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2091/2408371108_bfc0b646ba.jpg"   alt="Maggie's haul" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>right now this betta is try to kill my fingers.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime 6.5 or higher is required. Visit www.apple.com/quicktime/download to download the free player or upgrade your existing QuickTime Player.  Note: During the download process when asked to choose an installation type (Minimum, Recommended or Custom), select Minimum for faster download.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/download">download</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/download"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/download.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/quicktime">quicktime</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/quicktime"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/quicktime.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/video">video</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/video"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/video.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/visit">visit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/visit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/visit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/player">player</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/player"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/player.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2408371108/" title="Maggie's haul"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2091/2408371108_bfc0b646ba.jpg"   alt="Maggie's haul" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>right now this betta is try to kill my fingers.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime 6.5 or higher is required. Visit www.apple.com/quicktime/download to download the free player or upgrade your existing QuickTime Player.  Note: During the download process when asked to choose an installation type (Minimum, Recommended or Custom), select Minimum for faster download.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/download">download</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/download"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/download.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/quicktime">quicktime</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/quicktime"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/quicktime.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/video">video</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/video"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/video.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/visit">visit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/visit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/visit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/player">player</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/player"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/player.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:23:52 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1611</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>


right now this betta is try to kill my fingers.

This message was sent using the Picture and Video Messaging service from Verizon Wireless!

To learn how you can snap pictures and capture videos with your wireless phone visit www.verizonwireless.com/picture.

To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime 6.5 or higher is required. Visit</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>download, quicktime, video, visit, player</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Rant: Strategic blog commenting? Strategic tweeting?</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1561/Rant:-Strategic-blog-commenting-Strategic-tweeting_Internet_Marketing.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Listen up Mr. and Mrs. internet marketer, your actions are sour, insincere and totally transparent as to your desire to dupe someone into clicking your link in an attempt to make a buck. You are full of shit and we know it. And, your students suck even worse at it.
<br><br>
Here is one example of "strategic blog commenting" by an idiot following the advice to get Google alerts for keywords related to his/her own site:
<blockquote>"Thank you for providing such useful info about dogs. The picture at this page is beautiful and love to eat one, look delicious." - Internet Marketing Douche Bag (real name hidden to protect the innocent)</blockquote>

The user email was admin@ourdataentry.com and the user URL linked back to a site about dog care. I'd say contextually there is something amiss here since the photo, other comments and title all indicated that the post was about hot dogs.
<br><br>
In this group I am not talking solely about the automated comment spammers that originally made our lives miserable but this new wave of get rich quick, "My internet marketing coach told me to do this" and internet marketing coaches, themselves. 
<br><br>
As you and your people strive for authenticity, I believe that is one or your credos, maybe that term is no longer used, but you are about as authentic as a Gucci purse at a swap meet.
<br><br>
The entire reason for this post is because the comment above showed up next to a message from twitter that I was now being followed by 'helpmycashgrow'. Are you kidding me? You people make my head hurt. He also dropped this gem - "At work right now, at least i'm "supposed" to be working". Sir, you give me the confidence to let you help me grow my cash.
<br><br>
So now that people are strategic tweeting as a piece of their better mouse trap I would also like to call out the ass kissers on twitter, those trying to make an impression with someone that they don't know by disparaging another twitter user who comments directly with the person you are trying to kiss up to. Just don't do it. Might turn out that the disparaged and the ass kissee are good friends and the ass kissees other friends read that you are disparaging their friend.
<br><br>
Again we can see you for what you are but when you stoop to a troll level it is even more apparent that you have nothing to add except a desire to, as you perceive it, move up the food chain.
<br><br>
My hope is that you will all go back to infomercials and ripping off the elderly with home improvement scams. But I am guessing your type is here to stay and I just need to get better at filtering you out.

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Internet">Internet</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Internet"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Internet.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Marketing">Marketing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Marketing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Marketing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Coaches">Coaches</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Coaches"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Coaches.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Suck">Suck</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Suck"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Suck.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Teach Yourself and Save Your Money">Teach Yourself and Save Your Money</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Teach Yourself and Save Your Money"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Teach Yourself and Save Your Money.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Listen up Mr. and Mrs. internet marketer, your actions are sour, insincere and totally transparent as to your desire to dupe someone into clicking your link in an attempt to make a buck. You are full of shit and we know it. And, your students suck even worse at it.
<br><br>
Here is one example of "strategic blog commenting" by an idiot following the advice to get Google alerts for keywords related to his/her own site:
<blockquote>"Thank you for providing such useful info about dogs. The picture at this page is beautiful and love to eat one, look delicious." - Internet Marketing Douche Bag (real name hidden to protect the innocent)</blockquote>

The user email was admin@ourdataentry.com and the user URL linked back to a site about dog care. I'd say contextually there is something amiss here since the photo, other comments and title all indicated that the post was about hot dogs.
<br><br>
In this group I am not talking solely about the automated comment spammers that originally made our lives miserable but this new wave of get rich quick, "My internet marketing coach told me to do this" and internet marketing coaches, themselves. 
<br><br>
As you and your people strive for authenticity, I believe that is one or your credos, maybe that term is no longer used, but you are about as authentic as a Gucci purse at a swap meet.
<br><br>
The entire reason for this post is because the comment above showed up next to a message from twitter that I was now being followed by 'helpmycashgrow'. Are you kidding me? You people make my head hurt. He also dropped this gem - "At work right now, at least i'm "supposed" to be working". Sir, you give me the confidence to let you help me grow my cash.
<br><br>
So now that people are strategic tweeting as a piece of their better mouse trap I would also like to call out the ass kissers on twitter, those trying to make an impression with someone that they don't know by disparaging another twitter user who comments directly with the person you are trying to kiss up to. Just don't do it. Might turn out that the disparaged and the ass kissee are good friends and the ass kissees other friends read that you are disparaging their friend.
<br><br>
Again we can see you for what you are but when you stoop to a troll level it is even more apparent that you have nothing to add except a desire to, as you perceive it, move up the food chain.
<br><br>
My hope is that you will all go back to infomercials and ripping off the elderly with home improvement scams. But I am guessing your type is here to stay and I just need to get better at filtering you out.

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Internet">Internet</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Internet"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Internet.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Marketing">Marketing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Marketing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Marketing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Coaches">Coaches</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Coaches"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Coaches.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Suck">Suck</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Suck"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Suck.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Teach Yourself and Save Your Money">Teach Yourself and Save Your Money</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Teach Yourself and Save Your Money"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Teach Yourself and Save Your Money.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 08:23:42 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1561</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Listen up Mr. and Mrs. internet marketer, your actions are sour, insincere and totally transparent as to your desire to dupe someone into clicking your link in an attempt to make a buck. You are full of shit and we know it. And, your students suck even worse at it.

Here is one example of &quot;strategic blog commenting&quot; by an idiot</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Internet, Marketing, Coaches, Suck, Teach Yourself and Save Your Money</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 19 Ep 11: Walzer A., Buffalo Days, The Coffee Drinker</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1332/Season-19-Ep-11:-Walzer-A-Buffalo-Days-The-Coffee-Drinker_buffalo_snowy-dog.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1332/cks-2008-02-01.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-01 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1332/cks-2008-02-01.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-01.mp3</a><br>
Show: #457<br />
  Length: 26:13<br>
  Size: 18.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1332/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><Br><br>
<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcast/1R2toZAi1zFRUj"><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/new_show.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
About the Wednesday show<br>
We were recording and the phone was ringing off the hook<br>
Call from Walzer A<br>
So this is Wednesday's show<br>
Yeah, it was your sister calling<br>
Brother-in-law lost his job<br>
And the three mother hens showed up at his house<br>
I did not envy him at all<br>
It is getting more and more crowded in this boat<br>
Your mom told you that you need to take care of this<br>
I couldn't think of a more depressing situation<br>
I wouldn't have come home<br>
I would have went out at 8 am and got a beer<br>
Where? This isn't Milwaukee<br>
I would have waited that shit out<br>
You are telling me that I am a born leader<br>
I was telling myself that I glad you all weren't here<br>
This is how it goes down in my dysfunctional family<br>
My entire life I have had to be the man<br>
What?<br>
You shoveled in the middle in a snow storm<br>
You can't even tell you shoveled<br>
Doing it repeatedly doesn't make sense<br>
At 4:30 am our neighbor fired up his snow blower<br>
Ridiculous<br>
Some men wake up with motivation, Kris<br>
What would you do if it were a chainsaw?<br>
Then he started cutting down trees<br>
Well, hell he was motivated<br>
Oh, baby<br>
I tossed pup pup in a snowbank<br>
What for?<br>
To send to the TV station<br>
Are you serious?<br>
Well, I did send it<br>
The auto response email was "Thanks for sending to KABC 7 Los Angeles"<br>
Your snowy dog will be on in LA<br>
You dogs suck<br>
Jorge would be restricted to humane society <br>
Ass end up in a garbage can<br>
That is what we should have called the <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com">Resale Queen</a> show<br>
Yesterday, I almost slipped and died<br>
Good things that dumpsters are heavy<br>
How come they don't shovel by them?<br>
I am going to open Dumpster Land<br>
A theme park for you and your people<br>
The dangers that you face everyday<br>
It can't be packing peanuts<br>
There is no Calvin pissing on nothing<br>
What stickers would the truck have?<br>
Did the new trucks ever roll out to La Moille?<br>
I though i shouldn't ask because it would be sad<br>
There was a time that they did come out<br>
No one can tie a knot in this town<br>
Ending up in the county jail<br>
Swanson's baby<br>
Onions in the peas<br>
They came to town for Buffalo Days<br>
The quaint small town festivals in movies, lies<br>
There's no tax base to support that<br>
Basketball game in a gravel pit<br>
I grew up across from a buffalo pasture<br>
Did you ride buffalo instead of ponies?<br>
Did they chain them to a claw foot tub to slow them down?<br>
From kindergarten to graduation at 14<br>
Let me run the tilt-a-whirl<br>
I would be right there<br>
Ending up with a corn cob in his bibs<br>
Might be dangerous but in a small town that's fun<br>
Being pulled on sled behind cars<br>
Watching the console in a lawn chair<br>
I have sat in the back of a Chevy and bounced across fields<br>
We didn't do donuts in a Wal Mart parking lot<br>
It was a small town<br>
Ok, K-Mart<br>
That would have been a 30 mile commute<br>
I know you rode in the back of a pickup truck on the way to a K-Mart<br>
Yes, I did<br>
CB radios in those days, figuring out who the coffee drinker was<br>
Your mom would have a handle
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/buffalo">buffalo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/buffalo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/buffalo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/snowy dog">snowy dog</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/snowy dog"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/snowy dog.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/LaMoille">LaMoille</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/LaMoille"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/LaMoille.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Resale Queen">Resale Queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Resale Queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Resale Queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sledding">sledding</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sledding"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sledding.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1332/cks-2008-02-01.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-01 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1332/cks-2008-02-01.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-01.mp3</a><br>
Show: #457<br />
  Length: 26:13<br>
  Size: 18.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1332/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><Br><br>
<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcast/1R2toZAi1zFRUj"><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/new_show.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
About the Wednesday show<br>
We were recording and the phone was ringing off the hook<br>
Call from Walzer A<br>
So this is Wednesday's show<br>
Yeah, it was your sister calling<br>
Brother-in-law lost his job<br>
And the three mother hens showed up at his house<br>
I did not envy him at all<br>
It is getting more and more crowded in this boat<br>
Your mom told you that you need to take care of this<br>
I couldn't think of a more depressing situation<br>
I wouldn't have come home<br>
I would have went out at 8 am and got a beer<br>
Where? This isn't Milwaukee<br>
I would have waited that shit out<br>
You are telling me that I am a born leader<br>
I was telling myself that I glad you all weren't here<br>
This is how it goes down in my dysfunctional family<br>
My entire life I have had to be the man<br>
What?<br>
You shoveled in the middle in a snow storm<br>
You can't even tell you shoveled<br>
Doing it repeatedly doesn't make sense<br>
At 4:30 am our neighbor fired up his snow blower<br>
Ridiculous<br>
Some men wake up with motivation, Kris<br>
What would you do if it were a chainsaw?<br>
Then he started cutting down trees<br>
Well, hell he was motivated<br>
Oh, baby<br>
I tossed pup pup in a snowbank<br>
What for?<br>
To send to the TV station<br>
Are you serious?<br>
Well, I did send it<br>
The auto response email was "Thanks for sending to KABC 7 Los Angeles"<br>
Your snowy dog will be on in LA<br>
You dogs suck<br>
Jorge would be restricted to humane society <br>
Ass end up in a garbage can<br>
That is what we should have called the <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com">Resale Queen</a> show<br>
Yesterday, I almost slipped and died<br>
Good things that dumpsters are heavy<br>
How come they don't shovel by them?<br>
I am going to open Dumpster Land<br>
A theme park for you and your people<br>
The dangers that you face everyday<br>
It can't be packing peanuts<br>
There is no Calvin pissing on nothing<br>
What stickers would the truck have?<br>
Did the new trucks ever roll out to La Moille?<br>
I though i shouldn't ask because it would be sad<br>
There was a time that they did come out<br>
No one can tie a knot in this town<br>
Ending up in the county jail<br>
Swanson's baby<br>
Onions in the peas<br>
They came to town for Buffalo Days<br>
The quaint small town festivals in movies, lies<br>
There's no tax base to support that<br>
Basketball game in a gravel pit<br>
I grew up across from a buffalo pasture<br>
Did you ride buffalo instead of ponies?<br>
Did they chain them to a claw foot tub to slow them down?<br>
From kindergarten to graduation at 14<br>
Let me run the tilt-a-whirl<br>
I would be right there<br>
Ending up with a corn cob in his bibs<br>
Might be dangerous but in a small town that's fun<br>
Being pulled on sled behind cars<br>
Watching the console in a lawn chair<br>
I have sat in the back of a Chevy and bounced across fields<br>
We didn't do donuts in a Wal Mart parking lot<br>
It was a small town<br>
Ok, K-Mart<br>
That would have been a 30 mile commute<br>
I know you rode in the back of a pickup truck on the way to a K-Mart<br>
Yes, I did<br>
CB radios in those days, figuring out who the coffee drinker was<br>
Your mom would have a handle
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/buffalo">buffalo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/buffalo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/buffalo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/snowy dog">snowy dog</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/snowy dog"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/snowy dog.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/LaMoille">LaMoille</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/LaMoille"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/LaMoille.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Resale Queen">Resale Queen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Resale Queen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Resale Queen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sledding">sledding</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sledding"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sledding.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1332/cks-2008-02-01.mp3" length="18222333" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 10:51:22 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>26:13</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1332</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>buffalo, snowy dog, LaMoille, Resale Queen, sledding</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 19 Ep 10: Rough Stop, Danger Here, Mongoose Chow</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1328/Season-19-Ep-10:-Rough-Stop-Danger-Here-Mongoose-Chow_mongoose_Lincoln-Park-Zoo.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #456<br />
  Length: 25:57<br>
  Size: 17.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1328/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><Br><br>
<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcast/1R2toZAi1zFRUj"><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/new_show.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<b>Really short show notes today</b><br>
<br>
Old school send email intro piece<br>
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor<br>
Feeding mongoose baby ducks<br>
Yes, we shouldn't have entered the bathroom<br>
A huge chunk of snow hit him on the head<br>
Maggie stopped her fall with her face<br>
No I didn't say take her to the emergency room<br>
Yes you did, like 10 times<br>
You'll do anything for a trip to the emergency room<br>
You grew up in there <br>


<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mongoose">mongoose</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mongoose"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mongoose.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Lincoln Park Zoo">Lincoln Park Zoo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Lincoln Park Zoo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Lincoln Park Zoo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby chicks">baby chicks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby chicks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby chicks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/caution tape">caution tape</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/caution tape"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/caution tape.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hep c">hep c</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hep c"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hep c.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #456<br />
  Length: 25:57<br>
  Size: 17.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1328/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><Br><br>
<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcast/1R2toZAi1zFRUj"><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/new_show.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<b>Really short show notes today</b><br>
<br>
Old school send email intro piece<br>
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor<br>
Feeding mongoose baby ducks<br>
Yes, we shouldn't have entered the bathroom<br>
A huge chunk of snow hit him on the head<br>
Maggie stopped her fall with her face<br>
No I didn't say take her to the emergency room<br>
Yes you did, like 10 times<br>
You'll do anything for a trip to the emergency room<br>
You grew up in there <br>


<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mongoose">mongoose</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mongoose"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mongoose.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Lincoln Park Zoo">Lincoln Park Zoo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Lincoln Park Zoo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Lincoln Park Zoo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby chicks">baby chicks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby chicks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby chicks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/caution tape">caution tape</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/caution tape"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/caution tape.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hep c">hep c</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hep c"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hep c.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3" length="18000111" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:03:20 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>25:57</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1328</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>mongoose, Lincoln Park Zoo, baby chicks, caution tape, hep c</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Twitter background guidelines</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1320/Twitter-background-guidelines_template_size.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Ever wanted to make an interesting Twitter background? Here's how I did it.
<br><br>
Side note: This post comes to you straight from an email reply to fellow long-time podcaster <a href="http://mwgblog.com/">Michael Geoghegan</a> in regards to my Twitter background. <br><br>Also of note, this layout works best on higher res monitor settings. I imagine that most active Twitter users that are going to be viewing the site as opposed to sms or mobile versions are on high res settings. That said, let's roll.
<br><br>
<strong>Creating your background</strong><br />
-----------------------------<br />
<br />
<strong>File Dimensions:</strong> 2048 px by 1707 px (no clue why i used these dimensions but I am sure I knew what I was doing at the time)<br />
<strong>Branding Dimensions:</strong> 80 px by 587 px<br />
<strong>Coordinates:</strong> X=20, Y=14<br />
<strong>Horizontal position:</strong> 20 px from the left (give yourself some padding)<br />
<strong>Vertical position:</strong> 14 px from the top (will line up your graphic with the top of the twitter logo. our eyes like symmetry)
File size and type according to Twitter: "Images must be smaller than 800k. GIF, JPG, PNG."<br />
<br />
<strong>Aesthetics</strong><br />
------------<br />
<br />
<strong>Color palette:</strong> Pick colors that match that with default Twitter stylesheet colors. If they contrast too much follow the Change Background directions above and change the colors for Text, Name, Link, Sidebar fill and Sidebar border as needed.<br />
<strong>Recommendation: </strong>Choose colors that work with the default and save yourself the headache of matching the CSS to your image. Follow Twitter's lead.<br><br>
<strong>Uploading your background</strong><br />
------------------------------<br />
<br />
<strong>Change Default Background:</strong> Login and click 'Settings' >> click 'Design' >> Select 'Use my custom style below' radio button >> Upload your image
 </p>
<p>It took me quite a bit of time to get a background image that I was happy with. There was a lot of editing and uploading again, and again until I got it right. I would suspect if you're like me your experience will be much the same. So have patience when getting it just right. And remember that you are working within someone else's website and can't control all the features.</p><p><b>Update:</b> This is the background that I based this tutorial on - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" target="_blank">Croncast background</a> all by itself if you want to use it as a guide.</p><p><p>Here's my current background at work (note: it is now free-form) - <a href="http://twitter.com/croncast">http://twitter.com/croncast</a>.</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/template">template</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/template"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/template.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/size">size</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/size"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/size.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter background">twitter background</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter background"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter background.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Michael Geoghegan">Michael Geoghegan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Michael Geoghegan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Michael Geoghegan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Ever wanted to make an interesting Twitter background? Here's how I did it.
<br><br>
Side note: This post comes to you straight from an email reply to fellow long-time podcaster <a href="http://mwgblog.com/">Michael Geoghegan</a> in regards to my Twitter background. <br><br>Also of note, this layout works best on higher res monitor settings. I imagine that most active Twitter users that are going to be viewing the site as opposed to sms or mobile versions are on high res settings. That said, let's roll.
<br><br>
<strong>Creating your background</strong><br />
-----------------------------<br />
<br />
<strong>File Dimensions:</strong> 2048 px by 1707 px (no clue why i used these dimensions but I am sure I knew what I was doing at the time)<br />
<strong>Branding Dimensions:</strong> 80 px by 587 px<br />
<strong>Coordinates:</strong> X=20, Y=14<br />
<strong>Horizontal position:</strong> 20 px from the left (give yourself some padding)<br />
<strong>Vertical position:</strong> 14 px from the top (will line up your graphic with the top of the twitter logo. our eyes like symmetry)
File size and type according to Twitter: "Images must be smaller than 800k. GIF, JPG, PNG."<br />
<br />
<strong>Aesthetics</strong><br />
------------<br />
<br />
<strong>Color palette:</strong> Pick colors that match that with default Twitter stylesheet colors. If they contrast too much follow the Change Background directions above and change the colors for Text, Name, Link, Sidebar fill and Sidebar border as needed.<br />
<strong>Recommendation: </strong>Choose colors that work with the default and save yourself the headache of matching the CSS to your image. Follow Twitter's lead.<br><br>
<strong>Uploading your background</strong><br />
------------------------------<br />
<br />
<strong>Change Default Background:</strong> Login and click 'Settings' >> click 'Design' >> Select 'Use my custom style below' radio button >> Upload your image
 </p>
<p>It took me quite a bit of time to get a background image that I was happy with. There was a lot of editing and uploading again, and again until I got it right. I would suspect if you're like me your experience will be much the same. So have patience when getting it just right. And remember that you are working within someone else's website and can't control all the features.</p><p><b>Update:</b> This is the background that I based this tutorial on - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" target="_blank">Croncast background</a> all by itself if you want to use it as a guide.</p><p><p>Here's my current background at work (note: it is now free-form) - <a href="http://twitter.com/croncast">http://twitter.com/croncast</a>.</p>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/template">template</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/template"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/template.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/size">size</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/size"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/size.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter background">twitter background</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter background"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter background.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Michael Geoghegan">Michael Geoghegan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Michael Geoghegan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Michael Geoghegan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jan 2008 10:21:12 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1320</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Ever wanted to make an interesting Twitter background? Here&#039;s how I did it.

Side note: This post comes to you straight from an email reply to fellow long-time podcaster Michael Geoghegan in regards to my Twitter background. Also of note, this layout works best on higher res monitor settings. I imagine that most active Twitter users that are</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>template, size, twitter background, Michael Geoghegan, twitter</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 19 Ep 6: Hire Kris, Styrofoam Cups, All Caps</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1312/Season-19-Ep-6:-Hire-Kris-Styrofoam-Cups-All-Caps_styrofoam_google-searches.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1312/cks-2008-01-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-18 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1312/cks-2008-01-18.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #452<br />
  Length: 28:19<br>
  Size: 19.5mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1312/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-18.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br> 
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
You wanted more than Wheel of Fortune?<br>
Now you got it<br>
Sure you want it<br>
How to tickle a nerd?<br>
Let us see funny stuff in our stats<br>
From Google searches <br>
Yeah I look for the search term<br>
You know that your IT people got their space<br>
They all need a little space<br>
Evidently we are more exciting than a blue haired lot lizard<br>
Those I dig, they were funny<br>
I'm glad you are getting tickled<br>
Not those industries<br>
If I could reach a lower point in my wife's eyes . . . don't know what it is<br>
Things couldn't be going much worse for me<br>
Instead of life preservers I'm getting styrofoam cups<br>
I am smiling and laughing because I know you are on cusp of something terrrible<br>
Monday was going to awesome<br>
Back story<br>
Interviewing and meeting with people<br>
Turns out they didn't want me for the job that I had applied for<br>
We really want you<br>
What do you want to do? <br>
What would you want me to do if I worked here?<br>
What does my resume say to you?<br>
In all honesty, I haven't read it<br>
Nice<br>
So they loved me<br>
For the last two months we'll get back to you<br>
We are figuring this out<br>
We know how to make it happen<br>
When job hunting you are in a hurry but no one else is<br>
The key is to not come off desperate<br>
I asked what the culture was like<br>
Sure I ended up over dressed<br>
I'm applying for every job that I can<br>
Everything and anything<br>
Manager at Caribou Coffee, you bet<br>
Come Monday most likely we'll be selling the Maguar<br>
We've learned a lot over the last two years<br>
Kris explains how his job ended<br>
Next time all the other cats get gone<br>
We did the best thing we could do at the time<br>
If I would have waited three weeks I might not have had a job<br>
We thought being proactive would be better<br>
Betsy is keeping us afloat in food and small bills with china sales<br>
The eBay sales have been <br>
Listen, it even gets worse<br>
I am fucking everything up<br>
It's me<br>
I'm not doing it on purpose<br>
But it is surely me<br>
Betsy runs her business like a busy mommy<br>
So she gets an all caps email<br>
Directed at the software that she sold for me<br>
It's not my fault he doesn't get it<br>
Oh, my God I am going to kill Kris<br>
For this software, you have to be a nerd!!!!<br>
If you aren't you won't even know what this software is<br>
Not just a nerd but an audio nerd to know what Yellow Tools is<br>
Yeah, I went after him<br>
Not my fault he typed in all caps<br>
Reaching pretty low lows<br>
Wasn't listening to the Wheel shows better?<br>
Man, this is depressing<br>
Got a line on a gig?
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/styrofoam">styrofoam</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/styrofoam"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/styrofoam.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/google searches">google searches</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/google searches"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/google searches.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/low lows">low lows</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/low lows"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/low lows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wheel of Fortune">Wheel of Fortune</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wheel of Fortune"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wheel of Fortune.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/interviewing">interviewing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/interviewing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/interviewing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1312/cks-2008-01-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-18 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1312/cks-2008-01-18.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #452<br />
  Length: 28:19<br>
  Size: 19.5mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1312/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-18.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br> 
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
You wanted more than Wheel of Fortune?<br>
Now you got it<br>
Sure you want it<br>
How to tickle a nerd?<br>
Let us see funny stuff in our stats<br>
From Google searches <br>
Yeah I look for the search term<br>
You know that your IT people got their space<br>
They all need a little space<br>
Evidently we are more exciting than a blue haired lot lizard<br>
Those I dig, they were funny<br>
I'm glad you are getting tickled<br>
Not those industries<br>
If I could reach a lower point in my wife's eyes . . . don't know what it is<br>
Things couldn't be going much worse for me<br>
Instead of life preservers I'm getting styrofoam cups<br>
I am smiling and laughing because I know you are on cusp of something terrrible<br>
Monday was going to awesome<br>
Back story<br>
Interviewing and meeting with people<br>
Turns out they didn't want me for the job that I had applied for<br>
We really want you<br>
What do you want to do? <br>
What would you want me to do if I worked here?<br>
What does my resume say to you?<br>
In all honesty, I haven't read it<br>
Nice<br>
So they loved me<br>
For the last two months we'll get back to you<br>
We are figuring this out<br>
We know how to make it happen<br>
When job hunting you are in a hurry but no one else is<br>
The key is to not come off desperate<br>
I asked what the culture was like<br>
Sure I ended up over dressed<br>
I'm applying for every job that I can<br>
Everything and anything<br>
Manager at Caribou Coffee, you bet<br>
Come Monday most likely we'll be selling the Maguar<br>
We've learned a lot over the last two years<br>
Kris explains how his job ended<br>
Next time all the other cats get gone<br>
We did the best thing we could do at the time<br>
If I would have waited three weeks I might not have had a job<br>
We thought being proactive would be better<br>
Betsy is keeping us afloat in food and small bills with china sales<br>
The eBay sales have been <br>
Listen, it even gets worse<br>
I am fucking everything up<br>
It's me<br>
I'm not doing it on purpose<br>
But it is surely me<br>
Betsy runs her business like a busy mommy<br>
So she gets an all caps email<br>
Directed at the software that she sold for me<br>
It's not my fault he doesn't get it<br>
Oh, my God I am going to kill Kris<br>
For this software, you have to be a nerd!!!!<br>
If you aren't you won't even know what this software is<br>
Not just a nerd but an audio nerd to know what Yellow Tools is<br>
Yeah, I went after him<br>
Not my fault he typed in all caps<br>
Reaching pretty low lows<br>
Wasn't listening to the Wheel shows better?<br>
Man, this is depressing<br>
Got a line on a gig?
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/styrofoam">styrofoam</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/styrofoam"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/styrofoam.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/google searches">google searches</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/google searches"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/google searches.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/low lows">low lows</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/low lows"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/low lows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wheel of Fortune">Wheel of Fortune</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wheel of Fortune"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wheel of Fortune.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/interviewing">interviewing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/interviewing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/interviewing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1312/cks-2008-01-18.mp3" length="19888777" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 09:52:39 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:19</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1312</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>styrofoam, google searches, low lows, Wheel of Fortune, interviewing</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 19 Ep 4: Volvo Petting Zoo, Butter Dish, The Wheel</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1305/Season-19-Ep-4:-Volvo-Petting-Zoo-Butter-Dish-The-Wheel_dollhouse_Shih-Tzu.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1305/cks-2008-01-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-14 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1305/cks-2008-01-14.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #450<br />
  Length: 38:50<br>
  Size: 26.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1305/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
New intro music keeps on rolling along<br>
Posts are the items in the site<br>
I think you lost dad at upload<br>
That could be the catch phrase from a nerd movie<br>
"You had me at upload"<br>
Having the love of a nerd is like that of a Golden Retriever<br>
The red in their eyes<br>
Like the bloodhounds<br>
We'll get your's fixed someday<br>
You can get side by side<br>
And then I'll get you plastic surgery, the both of you<br>
We do dis and dis, but not dis<br>
I should have bitten his face<br>
We took the dogs to the groomer<br>
Changing deaf dogs name every three weeks<br>
What does it matter?<br>
You know what happens to 15 dogs right?<br>
Sure, they die<br>
No<br>
The dog is walking around with cancer and a 13th nipple<br>
Dog groomers should know better and look for lumps<br>
The number one thing that gets skipped is the finger in the butt<br>
No one wants to drain a dog<br>
Let fail you<br>
Betsy likens web designers with Goodwill<br>
The two handed dog shave<br>
Like she was swinging a bat<br>
The last time they cut off a mole<br>
It was like a half-dollar size<br>
Don't feed her by hand<br>
She wants to even the score<br>
How many times has this dog been to the pound?<br>
Thirteen times<br>
Mom is nuts when we go to vet or groomer<br>
Sure, your dog is big and he pees on your knees<br>
When we hit the door little deaf dog freaked<br>
I didn't realize she was that aware<br>
Of course she is<br>
Then my mom takes on the trauma of the dog<br>
I know from the Dog Whisperer that is not how to act<br>
The dog wants someone to lead<br>
First of all, she's deaf<br>
I want you to write that in big block letters<br>
She needs to be drained, I can tell<br>
Then she feels guilty for bringing in the dog<br>
I know how this goes<br>
Then my mom will decide to put the dog to sleep<br>
It only has one duty . . . eat what Maggie drops<br>
I swear Shih Tzus were designed to catch spaghetti on their head<br>
Just do what is least invasive<br>
Gonna put in a Jarvik .021?<br>
In six months we'll be Shih Tzu shopping again<br>
Your mom is the Kevorkian of the dog adoption world<br>
I got Wheel of Fortune auditions today!!<br>
I know you are so excited<br>
The sounds you were making when you got the email<br>
If I win money I'm buying a goat<br>
This here is the only petting zoo in the entire nation delivered to you in a Volvo<br>
Designer outlet mall parking lots would never be the same<br>
Two dollars, don't touch my goat<br>
You need to be comfortable<br>
What not to do<br>
I was freaking because I thought from your yell something was happening<br>
Sure, like Maggie went face first into a hot stove<br>
Nope, just The Wheel<br>
Eeyor tells you how to overcome your fear of success PBS special<br>
What happens when Betsy is on and knows it?<br>
You get too over the top . . . just catch yourself and reel it in<br>
Kris, quit with the analogies<br>
I say this as your number one fan<br>
I have been there for every party where you hold court<br>
You'll be fine<br>
Marcus hits my cart<br>
He says, "who the hell are you?"<br>
I ask where the butter dish is at<br>
His reply, "Oooooooo oooooOOOO"<br>
The manager walks up and taps me on the shoulder, "did you see that doll house?"

<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dollhouse">dollhouse</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dollhouse"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dollhouse.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Shih Tzu">Shih Tzu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Shih Tzu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Shih Tzu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dog groomer">dog groomer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dog groomer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dog groomer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/butter dish">butter dish</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/butter dish"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/butter dish.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kevorkian">Kevorkian</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kevorkian"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kevorkian.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1305/cks-2008-01-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-14 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1305/cks-2008-01-14.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #450<br />
  Length: 38:50<br>
  Size: 26.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1305/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
New intro music keeps on rolling along<br>
Posts are the items in the site<br>
I think you lost dad at upload<br>
That could be the catch phrase from a nerd movie<br>
"You had me at upload"<br>
Having the love of a nerd is like that of a Golden Retriever<br>
The red in their eyes<br>
Like the bloodhounds<br>
We'll get your's fixed someday<br>
You can get side by side<br>
And then I'll get you plastic surgery, the both of you<br>
We do dis and dis, but not dis<br>
I should have bitten his face<br>
We took the dogs to the groomer<br>
Changing deaf dogs name every three weeks<br>
What does it matter?<br>
You know what happens to 15 dogs right?<br>
Sure, they die<br>
No<br>
The dog is walking around with cancer and a 13th nipple<br>
Dog groomers should know better and look for lumps<br>
The number one thing that gets skipped is the finger in the butt<br>
No one wants to drain a dog<br>
Let fail you<br>
Betsy likens web designers with Goodwill<br>
The two handed dog shave<br>
Like she was swinging a bat<br>
The last time they cut off a mole<br>
It was like a half-dollar size<br>
Don't feed her by hand<br>
She wants to even the score<br>
How many times has this dog been to the pound?<br>
Thirteen times<br>
Mom is nuts when we go to vet or groomer<br>
Sure, your dog is big and he pees on your knees<br>
When we hit the door little deaf dog freaked<br>
I didn't realize she was that aware<br>
Of course she is<br>
Then my mom takes on the trauma of the dog<br>
I know from the Dog Whisperer that is not how to act<br>
The dog wants someone to lead<br>
First of all, she's deaf<br>
I want you to write that in big block letters<br>
She needs to be drained, I can tell<br>
Then she feels guilty for bringing in the dog<br>
I know how this goes<br>
Then my mom will decide to put the dog to sleep<br>
It only has one duty . . . eat what Maggie drops<br>
I swear Shih Tzus were designed to catch spaghetti on their head<br>
Just do what is least invasive<br>
Gonna put in a Jarvik .021?<br>
In six months we'll be Shih Tzu shopping again<br>
Your mom is the Kevorkian of the dog adoption world<br>
I got Wheel of Fortune auditions today!!<br>
I know you are so excited<br>
The sounds you were making when you got the email<br>
If I win money I'm buying a goat<br>
This here is the only petting zoo in the entire nation delivered to you in a Volvo<br>
Designer outlet mall parking lots would never be the same<br>
Two dollars, don't touch my goat<br>
You need to be comfortable<br>
What not to do<br>
I was freaking because I thought from your yell something was happening<br>
Sure, like Maggie went face first into a hot stove<br>
Nope, just The Wheel<br>
Eeyor tells you how to overcome your fear of success PBS special<br>
What happens when Betsy is on and knows it?<br>
You get too over the top . . . just catch yourself and reel it in<br>
Kris, quit with the analogies<br>
I say this as your number one fan<br>
I have been there for every party where you hold court<br>
You'll be fine<br>
Marcus hits my cart<br>
He says, "who the hell are you?"<br>
I ask where the butter dish is at<br>
His reply, "Oooooooo oooooOOOO"<br>
The manager walks up and taps me on the shoulder, "did you see that doll house?"

<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dollhouse">dollhouse</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dollhouse"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dollhouse.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Shih Tzu">Shih Tzu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Shih Tzu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Shih Tzu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dog groomer">dog groomer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dog groomer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dog groomer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/butter dish">butter dish</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/butter dish"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/butter dish.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kevorkian">Kevorkian</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kevorkian"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kevorkian.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1305/cks-2008-01-14.mp3" length="26888444" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:20:21 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>38:50</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1305</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>dollhouse, Shih Tzu, dog groomer, butter dish, Kevorkian</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 28, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1216/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-28-2007_Pinto_my-dad.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1216/cks-2007-11-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1216/cks-2007-11-28.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #439<br />
  Length: 22:14<br>
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1216/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
The posts are posts<br>
The most totally Gary email<br>
"I'm in a village where people go to die"<br>
"Someone couldn't wait and died on train"<br>
Life itself is a destination<br>
Mr. B is all happy<br>
You've made it someplace<br>
Yeah, void before it started and void when it ends<br>
I knew you would turn it around and make it negative<br>
When I was hit by a truck I learned this truth<br>
Sure I flew 30 feet<br>
How do you know you flew 30 feet?<br>
There were witnesses<br>
In the country?<br>
No, it wasn't the country I was in town<br>
Kris, could you keep farm animals in town?<br>
Yes<br>
Then it is the country!<br>
I can see the bike-a-thon<br>
Ride you big wheel around the block, pig bbq, oh someone is dying<br>
If you are windshield smudge before you are 10 you're not a smart one<br>
The banana seat bike catapulted me<br>
I can see your dad measuring 30 ft<br>
Right, everybody in town carried a tape measure<br>
Is there a point to this story<br>
All, I am saying is life is your destination<br>
Live it while you got it<br>
Lawn chair collectors<br>
That's a hotel chair<br>
Gigi starts yelling<br>
We're all on the edge of our seats, Kris<br>
They got into rc cars<br>
When you are not the one being farmed?<br>
The human condition means we are all farmed<br>
Mr B<br>
Betsy explains how it is done on the farm<br>
I had gravel but there are many a boy that would want gravel over grass<br>
You can be negative all you want<br>
Today is the greatest day ever Mr. B<br>
I am dressed in my sloppy best<br>
Betsy takes us way back<br>
Is there ever a need to dress up in your world, Betsy?<br>
No<br>
I say the same things to you<br>
Once you understand this story you will understand me<br>
The broom story from the last show didn't do it?<br>
Betsy tells a story that I have never heard<br>
Her dad bought his wife a car<br>
We drive out to pick it up from a country driveway<br>
It is parked behind a convenient store<br>
It looked like it belonged in your father's yard<br>
It was three different colors<br>
No class, no style but it had balls<br>
It was the original hyrbrid<br>
Dekalb Ag car<br>
She was disappointed <br>
I was 15 and drove all the time<br>
I didn't want to go get a license<br>
It was a formality, detail<br>
As long as I don't leave his subdivision I could get out of it<br>
And I entered a 4 way intersection that turns out to be a 2 way<br>
I hit a girl in a little pinto<br>
My friend said, shit you're 15 you won't get your license until you are 21<br>
My evil side takes over<br>
I realize that she is 16 and doesn't know what to do<br>
This is when I take over<br>
We shouldn't call the police<br>
We can let our dads talk and take care of it<br>
The rest is history<br>
This is possibly Betsy's funniest story ever<br>
You are going to be a scary adult
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Pinto">Pinto</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Pinto"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Pinto.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/my dad">my dad</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/my dad"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/my dad.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/small town fundraisers">small town fundraisers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/small town fundraisers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/small town fundraisers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/big wheels">big wheels</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/big wheels"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/big wheels.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/banana seat bike">banana seat bike</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/banana seat bike"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/banana seat bike.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1216/cks-2007-11-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1216/cks-2007-11-28.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #439<br />
  Length: 22:14<br>
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1216/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
The posts are posts<br>
The most totally Gary email<br>
"I'm in a village where people go to die"<br>
"Someone couldn't wait and died on train"<br>
Life itself is a destination<br>
Mr. B is all happy<br>
You've made it someplace<br>
Yeah, void before it started and void when it ends<br>
I knew you would turn it around and make it negative<br>
When I was hit by a truck I learned this truth<br>
Sure I flew 30 feet<br>
How do you know you flew 30 feet?<br>
There were witnesses<br>
In the country?<br>
No, it wasn't the country I was in town<br>
Kris, could you keep farm animals in town?<br>
Yes<br>
Then it is the country!<br>
I can see the bike-a-thon<br>
Ride you big wheel around the block, pig bbq, oh someone is dying<br>
If you are windshield smudge before you are 10 you're not a smart one<br>
The banana seat bike catapulted me<br>
I can see your dad measuring 30 ft<br>
Right, everybody in town carried a tape measure<br>
Is there a point to this story<br>
All, I am saying is life is your destination<br>
Live it while you got it<br>
Lawn chair collectors<br>
That's a hotel chair<br>
Gigi starts yelling<br>
We're all on the edge of our seats, Kris<br>
They got into rc cars<br>
When you are not the one being farmed?<br>
The human condition means we are all farmed<br>
Mr B<br>
Betsy explains how it is done on the farm<br>
I had gravel but there are many a boy that would want gravel over grass<br>
You can be negative all you want<br>
Today is the greatest day ever Mr. B<br>
I am dressed in my sloppy best<br>
Betsy takes us way back<br>
Is there ever a need to dress up in your world, Betsy?<br>
No<br>
I say the same things to you<br>
Once you understand this story you will understand me<br>
The broom story from the last show didn't do it?<br>
Betsy tells a story that I have never heard<br>
Her dad bought his wife a car<br>
We drive out to pick it up from a country driveway<br>
It is parked behind a convenient store<br>
It looked like it belonged in your father's yard<br>
It was three different colors<br>
No class, no style but it had balls<br>
It was the original hyrbrid<br>
Dekalb Ag car<br>
She was disappointed <br>
I was 15 and drove all the time<br>
I didn't want to go get a license<br>
It was a formality, detail<br>
As long as I don't leave his subdivision I could get out of it<br>
And I entered a 4 way intersection that turns out to be a 2 way<br>
I hit a girl in a little pinto<br>
My friend said, shit you're 15 you won't get your license until you are 21<br>
My evil side takes over<br>
I realize that she is 16 and doesn't know what to do<br>
This is when I take over<br>
We shouldn't call the police<br>
We can let our dads talk and take care of it<br>
The rest is history<br>
This is possibly Betsy's funniest story ever<br>
You are going to be a scary adult
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Pinto">Pinto</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Pinto"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Pinto.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/my dad">my dad</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/my dad"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/my dad.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/small town fundraisers">small town fundraisers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/small town fundraisers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/small town fundraisers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/big wheels">big wheels</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/big wheels"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/big wheels.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/banana seat bike">banana seat bike</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/banana seat bike"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/banana seat bike.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1216/cks-2007-11-28.mp3" length="15888999" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:55:45 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>22:14</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1216</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Pinto, my dad, small town fundraisers, big wheels, banana seat bike</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Think differently about RSS and its uses</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1210/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses_live-photo-blogging_RSS-as-API.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.<br><br>I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.<br><br>Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.<br><br>First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier. <br><br>Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.<br><br>How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.<br><br>In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.<br><br>Here's how it goes down:<br><br>1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo<br><br>What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery <br><br><b>Summary:</b> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.<br><br>I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.<br><br>Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.<br><br>First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier. <br><br>Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.<br><br>How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.<br><br>In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.<br><br>Here's how it goes down:<br><br>1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo<br><br>What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery <br><br><b>Summary:</b> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:39:03 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1210</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>live photo blogging, RSS as API, flickr, twitter, seesmic</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 26, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1208/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-26-2007_North-Face_Aquadots.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-26 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-26.mp3</a><br>
Show: #438<br />
  Length: 32:06<br>
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1208/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Your dad sent an email from India<br>
He wants to know what a 'post' is<br>
Any content that is in the site<br>
Kris commenting on Besty's cooking and sharing it with the world<br>
I want to talk about the convalescent home that you knocked over<br>
Where do you get clothes like that?<br>
Betsy's Thanksgiving redemption with turkey dinner number two<br>
Betsy role plays the judge at our divorce proceeding<br>
We didn't share that <br>
At Costco, because it is the only place I can shop<br>
What are we here for?<br>
I was in charge<br>
How about we do another turkey?<br>
Getting right back on the horse<br>
Betsy avoids conversation<br>
Somebody's gotta keep a cap on that stuff<br>
All berries are the same<br>
Not my Barry he's special<br>
I cannot stand watching love scenes on TV<br>
They all creep me out<br>
It's even worse when they are elderly<br>
Referencing the list<br>
Betsy is wound up<br>
Behold, this is what our listeners want, Kris<br>
Made by hand by Goodwill Industries employees<br>
Everyone could use them<br>
And we get to pick the scent<br>
How are the commuters going to hand that on the train?<br>
On the antanae of their Treo<br>
The nice thing about the air freshener is it keeps on giving<br>
Very interesting, I'll take it back to the committee<br>
Dino from improv university<br>
He can get them cheaper<br>
Brought to you by the people who brought you Aquadots<br>
I did a <a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">photo essay</a>, live blog or our Goodwill date<br>
<a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">Photos start here</a><br>
Watching you was like watching a manic woman<br>
It was an experience<br>
No one needs hot food<br>
It should all be warm<br>
I will own a restaurant someday called "Warm"<br>
We were being followed<br>
He was working downtown Naperville<br>
The guys was a thief<br>
Sure, Kris, he was just shopping<br>
Not so close behind me<br>
Maniacally stirring your hot chocolate to cool it down<br>
Sure, when Whole Foods opens<br>
More like Boulder every day<br>
The man was up to something<br>
He was undercover officer, Kris<br>
He was picking out people who didn't fit . . . and it was you<br>
Does his fleece say "North Face or REI?", no captain<br>
Follow that man<br>
Book nerds are the original nerds<br>
The Bolingbrook thing is ooking me out<br>
Yes, that Bolingbrook with Drew Peterson<br>
The missing Stacey Peterson<br>
In the last week I have gone by 3 groups of people looking for her in the woods<br>
It is strange, simple strange<br>
How your first memory impacts your entire life<br>
What is your first memory Betsy?<br>
Hitting strangers with a broom while they sat in circle<br>
You are crazy<br>
I poked my cousin in the head with a shovel once<br>
You played basketball in gravel
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/North Face">North Face</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/North Face"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/North Face.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Aquadots">Aquadots</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Aquadots"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Aquadots.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/air fresheners">air fresheners</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/air fresheners"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/air fresheners.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hot chocolate">hot chocolate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hot chocolate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hot chocolate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bolingbrook Petersons">Bolingbrook Petersons</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bolingbrook Petersons"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bolingbrook Petersons.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-26 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-26.mp3</a><br>
Show: #438<br />
  Length: 32:06<br>
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1208/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Your dad sent an email from India<br>
He wants to know what a 'post' is<br>
Any content that is in the site<br>
Kris commenting on Besty's cooking and sharing it with the world<br>
I want to talk about the convalescent home that you knocked over<br>
Where do you get clothes like that?<br>
Betsy's Thanksgiving redemption with turkey dinner number two<br>
Betsy role plays the judge at our divorce proceeding<br>
We didn't share that <br>
At Costco, because it is the only place I can shop<br>
What are we here for?<br>
I was in charge<br>
How about we do another turkey?<br>
Getting right back on the horse<br>
Betsy avoids conversation<br>
Somebody's gotta keep a cap on that stuff<br>
All berries are the same<br>
Not my Barry he's special<br>
I cannot stand watching love scenes on TV<br>
They all creep me out<br>
It's even worse when they are elderly<br>
Referencing the list<br>
Betsy is wound up<br>
Behold, this is what our listeners want, Kris<br>
Made by hand by Goodwill Industries employees<br>
Everyone could use them<br>
And we get to pick the scent<br>
How are the commuters going to hand that on the train?<br>
On the antanae of their Treo<br>
The nice thing about the air freshener is it keeps on giving<br>
Very interesting, I'll take it back to the committee<br>
Dino from improv university<br>
He can get them cheaper<br>
Brought to you by the people who brought you Aquadots<br>
I did a <a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">photo essay</a>, live blog or our Goodwill date<br>
<a href="http://croncast.com/key/gw2">Photos start here</a><br>
Watching you was like watching a manic woman<br>
It was an experience<br>
No one needs hot food<br>
It should all be warm<br>
I will own a restaurant someday called "Warm"<br>
We were being followed<br>
He was working downtown Naperville<br>
The guys was a thief<br>
Sure, Kris, he was just shopping<br>
Not so close behind me<br>
Maniacally stirring your hot chocolate to cool it down<br>
Sure, when Whole Foods opens<br>
More like Boulder every day<br>
The man was up to something<br>
He was undercover officer, Kris<br>
He was picking out people who didn't fit . . . and it was you<br>
Does his fleece say "North Face or REI?", no captain<br>
Follow that man<br>
Book nerds are the original nerds<br>
The Bolingbrook thing is ooking me out<br>
Yes, that Bolingbrook with Drew Peterson<br>
The missing Stacey Peterson<br>
In the last week I have gone by 3 groups of people looking for her in the woods<br>
It is strange, simple strange<br>
How your first memory impacts your entire life<br>
What is your first memory Betsy?<br>
Hitting strangers with a broom while they sat in circle<br>
You are crazy<br>
I poked my cousin in the head with a shovel once<br>
You played basketball in gravel
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/North Face">North Face</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/North Face"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/North Face.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Aquadots">Aquadots</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Aquadots"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Aquadots.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/air fresheners">air fresheners</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/air fresheners"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/air fresheners.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hot chocolate">hot chocolate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hot chocolate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hot chocolate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bolingbrook Petersons">Bolingbrook Petersons</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bolingbrook Petersons"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bolingbrook Petersons.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1208/cks-2007-11-26.mp3" length="23100100" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 08:16:14 -0600</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>32:06</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1208</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>North Face, Aquadots, air fresheners, hot chocolate, Bolingbrook Petersons</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Not so much under the weather</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1117/Not-so-much-under-the-weather_euphemisms_illness.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Just realized how strange that euphemism for being sick is because 99.9 percent of the time we are under the weather.<br><br>I been sick people!<br><br>Now that things are above the weather it is time to get some work done. All those awaiting email . . . await no longer.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/euphemisms">euphemisms</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/euphemisms"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/euphemisms.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/illness">illness</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/illness"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/illness.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/under the weather">under the weather</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/under the weather"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/under the weather.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Just realized how strange that euphemism for being sick is because 99.9 percent of the time we are under the weather.<br><br>I been sick people!<br><br>Now that things are above the weather it is time to get some work done. All those awaiting email . . . await no longer.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/euphemisms">euphemisms</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/euphemisms"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/euphemisms.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/illness">illness</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/illness"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/illness.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/under the weather">under the weather</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/under the weather"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/under the weather.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 11:51:10 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1117</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Just realized how strange that euphemism for being sick is because 99.9 percent of the time we are under the weather.I been sick people!Now that things are above the weather it is time to get some work done. All those awaiting email . . . await no longer.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>euphemisms, illness, under the weather, , </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 31, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1115/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-31-2007_Wheel-of-Fortune_PBS.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1115/cks-2007-10-31.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-31 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1115/cks-2007-10-31.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-31.mp3</a><br>
Show: #427<br />
  Length: 31:53<br>
  Size: 21.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 31, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-31.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
It's Halloween here in the states<br>
Betsy points out my illness of the past few days<br>
It feels like something is eating my guts<br>
Pop upstairs and see Betsy is watching PBS HD<br>
That's ok to watch tears on PBS in HD, at least she is watching HD<br>
The grieving process and death<br>
How much more depressing can it get?<br>
Dead babies?<br>
Betsy how can you feel good after that?<br>
Let me transition Kris<br>
This was a transition you just didn't let me get there<br>
Gotta bring it back for the people<br>
The email for it was vague<br>
What are we exactly going for<br>
Not you, not you, not you<br>
It's at the Rosemont  Theater<br>
Right by airport with turbine exhaust blowing in our faces<br>
Downwind of O'hare<br>
I put up some of the photos<br>
Those are like Twitter questions<br>
What did you put?<br>
Podcaster<br>
And it filled the whole thing<br>
The people, Bears, the people<br>
None of them were excited to be there<br>
What do you do?<br>
Nothing<br>
Who can't come up with something<br>
Prepare!!!<br>
Don't stand there it's not your mark<br>
Turns out that at this, audition<br>
There was no Pat or Vanna<br>
Plumber pipe fitter<br>
I like to do karaoke<br>
That's perfect, queue the music, YMCA comes on<br>
Merv says, 'no'<br>
Energy drops right out of room<br>
You gotta flow with it<br>
I can see the pipe fitters doing the YMCA karaoke in towels at the lodge<br>
Pipe fitters singing YMCA<br>
I got nothing for it<br>
If you get on stage you get a bobble head Pat or Vanna<br>
That's another Croncast t-shirt<br>
She's just a Wheel junkie<br>
PBS nerds look just like me<br>
No they thought I was the baseball player, Youka-something<br>
They were like, "I didn't know you could hit with moobs"<br>
I did a couple interviews with Tony Kahn and Gary Mott for Morning Stories<br>
Hopefully it will get on<br>
Thanks to Tony and Gary for hanging out and putting up with my podcasting talk<br>
I'm feeling the venom here<br>
Now I have nothing left on my life list but riding a llama<br>
Llamenade serverd at 98.6 degrees
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wheel of Fortune">Wheel of Fortune</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wheel of Fortune"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wheel of Fortune.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PBS">PBS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PBS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PBS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/WGBH">WGBH</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/WGBH"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/WGBH.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Tony Kahn">Tony Kahn</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Tony Kahn"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Tony Kahn.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Gary Mott">Gary Mott</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Gary Mott"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Gary Mott.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Morning Stories">Morning Stories</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Morning Stories"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Morning Stories.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1115/cks-2007-10-31.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-31 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1115/cks-2007-10-31.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-31.mp3</a><br>
Show: #427<br />
  Length: 31:53<br>
  Size: 21.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 31, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-31.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
It's Halloween here in the states<br>
Betsy points out my illness of the past few days<br>
It feels like something is eating my guts<br>
Pop upstairs and see Betsy is watching PBS HD<br>
That's ok to watch tears on PBS in HD, at least she is watching HD<br>
The grieving process and death<br>
How much more depressing can it get?<br>
Dead babies?<br>
Betsy how can you feel good after that?<br>
Let me transition Kris<br>
This was a transition you just didn't let me get there<br>
Gotta bring it back for the people<br>
The email for it was vague<br>
What are we exactly going for<br>
Not you, not you, not you<br>
It's at the Rosemont  Theater<br>
Right by airport with turbine exhaust blowing in our faces<br>
Downwind of O'hare<br>
I put up some of the photos<br>
Those are like Twitter questions<br>
What did you put?<br>
Podcaster<br>
And it filled the whole thing<br>
The people, Bears, the people<br>
None of them were excited to be there<br>
What do you do?<br>
Nothing<br>
Who can't come up with something<br>
Prepare!!!<br>
Don't stand there it's not your mark<br>
Turns out that at this, audition<br>
There was no Pat or Vanna<br>
Plumber pipe fitter<br>
I like to do karaoke<br>
That's perfect, queue the music, YMCA comes on<br>
Merv says, 'no'<br>
Energy drops right out of room<br>
You gotta flow with it<br>
I can see the pipe fitters doing the YMCA karaoke in towels at the lodge<br>
Pipe fitters singing YMCA<br>
I got nothing for it<br>
If you get on stage you get a bobble head Pat or Vanna<br>
That's another Croncast t-shirt<br>
She's just a Wheel junkie<br>
PBS nerds look just like me<br>
No they thought I was the baseball player, Youka-something<br>
They were like, "I didn't know you could hit with moobs"<br>
I did a couple interviews with Tony Kahn and Gary Mott for Morning Stories<br>
Hopefully it will get on<br>
Thanks to Tony and Gary for hanging out and putting up with my podcasting talk<br>
I'm feeling the venom here<br>
Now I have nothing left on my life list but riding a llama<br>
Llamenade serverd at 98.6 degrees
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wheel of Fortune">Wheel of Fortune</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wheel of Fortune"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wheel of Fortune.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/PBS">PBS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/PBS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/PBS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/WGBH">WGBH</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/WGBH"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/WGBH.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Tony Kahn">Tony Kahn</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Tony Kahn"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Tony Kahn.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Gary Mott">Gary Mott</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Gary Mott"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Gary Mott.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Morning Stories">Morning Stories</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Morning Stories"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Morning Stories.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1115/cks-2007-10-31.mp3" length="22654123" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 08:53:52 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>31:53</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1115</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Wheel of Fortune, PBS, WGBH, Tony Kahn, Gary Mott</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 24, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1095/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-24-2007_the-Secret_Led-Zeppelin-iTunes.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1095/cks-2007-10-24.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-24 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1095/cks-2007-10-24.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-24.mp3</a><br>
Show: #424<br />
  Length: 26:23<br>
  Size: 18.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 24, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-24.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Here we come for Wednesday<br>
You can check us out at C-R-O-N-C-A-S-T dot com<br>
You are just being a sensitive nerd<br>
Well, since I said I was leaving Room 214<br>
Sure people can read between the lines<br>
People do<br>
Yeah, and that isn't a bad thing in this case<br>
That's your life not mine Mr B<br>
I don't care if you are not happy, because I am<br>
I know your life plan isn't going all that well<br>
Karma and me are on a date called my life plan<br>
I wrote down my goals and passed them to the Secret<br>
Some things . . . My religion is a mix of Universalist Unitarian and the Secret<br>
I'm halfway through my list, step back<br>
I called Empire Carpet<br>
You did that already<br>
That is what I am saying<br>
Further down on my list<br>
I have it on every life goal list<br>
If I didn't know you I would think you live near an abandoned rock quarry in a trailer<br>
Tell the people what it is<br>
I want to be a contestant on The Wheel of Fortune<br>
And they are coming to Chicago this weekend<br>
Oh, baby<br>
People, send me some good vibes!<br>
It works for cocktail party small talk<br>
I don't think so<br>
They'll just remember you from the convenient store scratching tickets<br>
The prizes are good today<br>
In the past they weren't all that good<br>
They ran out of ceramic dogs in 1986<br>
Vanna has it going on <br>
You have something for Vanna?<br>
No<br>
Either way that is disturbing<br>
She looks like a Bratz Doll<br>
Now you went and messed with Karma<br>
You are blushing<br>
Apologies to all who have email, commented<br>
Things have been crazy here<br>
Chicago has millions of people and more than one convention center<br>
On my life list from last year I had wheel of fortune<br>
You can't invite more people<br>
What if they get on and you don't?<br>
At least I will know someone who is on the Wheel<br>
Congratulations to the Browns who welcomed their second child today<br>
So what do you want for Christmas Kris?<br>
iTunes is going to get Led Zeppelin<br>
Pshhhhhhht, I can get you 35 CD's at Goodwill for $35 forget iTunes<br>
The computer wants to capitalize the word internet<br>
It was a special place in the sky like Itasca
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the Secret">the Secret</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the Secret"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the Secret.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Led Zeppelin iTunes">Led Zeppelin iTunes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Led Zeppelin iTunes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Led Zeppelin iTunes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wheel of Fortune Chicago">Wheel of Fortune Chicago</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wheel of Fortune Chicago"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wheel of Fortune Chicago.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bratz Dolls">Bratz Dolls</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bratz Dolls"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bratz Dolls.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1095/cks-2007-10-24.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-24 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1095/cks-2007-10-24.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-24.mp3</a><br>
Show: #424<br />
  Length: 26:23<br>
  Size: 18.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 24, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-24.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Here we come for Wednesday<br>
You can check us out at C-R-O-N-C-A-S-T dot com<br>
You are just being a sensitive nerd<br>
Well, since I said I was leaving Room 214<br>
Sure people can read between the lines<br>
People do<br>
Yeah, and that isn't a bad thing in this case<br>
That's your life not mine Mr B<br>
I don't care if you are not happy, because I am<br>
I know your life plan isn't going all that well<br>
Karma and me are on a date called my life plan<br>
I wrote down my goals and passed them to the Secret<br>
Some things . . . My religion is a mix of Universalist Unitarian and the Secret<br>
I'm halfway through my list, step back<br>
I called Empire Carpet<br>
You did that already<br>
That is what I am saying<br>
Further down on my list<br>
I have it on every life goal list<br>
If I didn't know you I would think you live near an abandoned rock quarry in a trailer<br>
Tell the people what it is<br>
I want to be a contestant on The Wheel of Fortune<br>
And they are coming to Chicago this weekend<br>
Oh, baby<br>
People, send me some good vibes!<br>
It works for cocktail party small talk<br>
I don't think so<br>
They'll just remember you from the convenient store scratching tickets<br>
The prizes are good today<br>
In the past they weren't all that good<br>
They ran out of ceramic dogs in 1986<br>
Vanna has it going on <br>
You have something for Vanna?<br>
No<br>
Either way that is disturbing<br>
She looks like a Bratz Doll<br>
Now you went and messed with Karma<br>
You are blushing<br>
Apologies to all who have email, commented<br>
Things have been crazy here<br>
Chicago has millions of people and more than one convention center<br>
On my life list from last year I had wheel of fortune<br>
You can't invite more people<br>
What if they get on and you don't?<br>
At least I will know someone who is on the Wheel<br>
Congratulations to the Browns who welcomed their second child today<br>
So what do you want for Christmas Kris?<br>
iTunes is going to get Led Zeppelin<br>
Pshhhhhhht, I can get you 35 CD's at Goodwill for $35 forget iTunes<br>
The computer wants to capitalize the word internet<br>
It was a special place in the sky like Itasca
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the Secret">the Secret</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the Secret"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the Secret.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Led Zeppelin iTunes">Led Zeppelin iTunes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Led Zeppelin iTunes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Led Zeppelin iTunes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wheel of Fortune Chicago">Wheel of Fortune Chicago</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wheel of Fortune Chicago"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wheel of Fortune Chicago.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Goodwill">Goodwill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Goodwill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Goodwill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bratz Dolls">Bratz Dolls</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bratz Dolls"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bratz Dolls.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1095/cks-2007-10-24.mp3" length="18745621" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 08:33:26 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>26:23</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1095</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>the Secret, Led Zeppelin iTunes, Wheel of Fortune Chicago, Goodwill, Bratz Dolls</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Stepping out of Room 214 into the hallway</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1092/Stepping-out-of-Room-214-into-the-hallway_Kris-Smith_Room-214.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[In January of this year I took the position, VP, New Media with Room 214, an internet and search engine marketing company. I brought with me <a href="http://www.castlock.com">Castlock</a>, the podcasting and rss metrics platform that I developed in early 2006.
<br><br>
This was an exciting opportunity. I had built a solid relationship with the founders of the company over the previous year working closely with them to produce podcasting and new media campaigns for the Alltel Racing podcast (NASCAR driver Ryan Newman), four podcasts for NFL Pro Bowl players during 2006 season and many other client podcasts; all the while holding a position as Associate Director, e-Learning for another company. Many of you might remember us talking about this last January. 
<br><br>
The last ten months working for Room 214 have been great, but the time has come for all of us to move on.
<br><br>
What will I do now? 
<br><br>
I'm not sure. But I do have quite a few options . . . probably more than I realize. There are a couple that leading the pack right now.
<br><br>
My first option is to make sure my resume is up to the task of assisting me gain new full-time employment. It is pretty amazing how over the last three years podcasting and rss have transitioned to "new media" and are being welcomed into the corporate structure. All that bickering about every company being a media company seems to be coming true!
<br><br>
My second option is to put more energy into my podcast production company, <a href="http://www.palegroove.com">Palegroove Studios</a>, and get back in the saddle for podcast production, consulting and licensing of <a href="http://www.castlock.com">Castlock</a>. When I started with Room 214 I put it on the back burner since I was doing the same work as my "day job".
<br><br>
My third option, and least viable as a solution, is to go all out Croncast. I would love nothing more than to be doing the show full time and bring video into the mix but this doesn't seem to be the right time.
<br><br>
That's it, that is what's been up around here.
<br><br>
Like any time of transition this is an interesting and exciting time. I am already wondering which path I will end up going down and where the choice(s) that I make will lead my family next.
<br><br>
If you've got any thoughts send them to me from the <a href="http://www.croncast.com/contact.php">contact page</a>, email kris[at]croncast.com or send them the old fashioned way and give me a call on my GrandCentral line (thanks Rick!) at 630.445.1719.<br><br><b>Update: I should have added this the first time around (it was in the show notes from Monday!)
<br><br>
Feel freed to check out my <a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" >Linkedin Profile</a> <br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kris Smith">Kris Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kris Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kris Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Room 214">Room 214</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Room 214"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Room 214.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VP, New Media">VP, New Media</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VP, New Media"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VP, New Media.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Palegroove">Palegroove</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Palegroove"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Palegroove.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Castlock">Castlock</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Castlock"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Castlock.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[In January of this year I took the position, VP, New Media with Room 214, an internet and search engine marketing company. I brought with me <a href="http://www.castlock.com">Castlock</a>, the podcasting and rss metrics platform that I developed in early 2006.
<br><br>
This was an exciting opportunity. I had built a solid relationship with the founders of the company over the previous year working closely with them to produce podcasting and new media campaigns for the Alltel Racing podcast (NASCAR driver Ryan Newman), four podcasts for NFL Pro Bowl players during 2006 season and many other client podcasts; all the while holding a position as Associate Director, e-Learning for another company. Many of you might remember us talking about this last January. 
<br><br>
The last ten months working for Room 214 have been great, but the time has come for all of us to move on.
<br><br>
What will I do now? 
<br><br>
I'm not sure. But I do have quite a few options . . . probably more than I realize. There are a couple that leading the pack right now.
<br><br>
My first option is to make sure my resume is up to the task of assisting me gain new full-time employment. It is pretty amazing how over the last three years podcasting and rss have transitioned to "new media" and are being welcomed into the corporate structure. All that bickering about every company being a media company seems to be coming true!
<br><br>
My second option is to put more energy into my podcast production company, <a href="http://www.palegroove.com">Palegroove Studios</a>, and get back in the saddle for podcast production, consulting and licensing of <a href="http://www.castlock.com">Castlock</a>. When I started with Room 214 I put it on the back burner since I was doing the same work as my "day job".
<br><br>
My third option, and least viable as a solution, is to go all out Croncast. I would love nothing more than to be doing the show full time and bring video into the mix but this doesn't seem to be the right time.
<br><br>
That's it, that is what's been up around here.
<br><br>
Like any time of transition this is an interesting and exciting time. I am already wondering which path I will end up going down and where the choice(s) that I make will lead my family next.
<br><br>
If you've got any thoughts send them to me from the <a href="http://www.croncast.com/contact.php">contact page</a>, email kris[at]croncast.com or send them the old fashioned way and give me a call on my GrandCentral line (thanks Rick!) at 630.445.1719.<br><br><b>Update: I should have added this the first time around (it was in the show notes from Monday!)
<br><br>
Feel freed to check out my <a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" >Linkedin Profile</a> <br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kris Smith">Kris Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kris Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kris Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Room 214">Room 214</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Room 214"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Room 214.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VP, New Media">VP, New Media</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VP, New Media"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VP, New Media.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Palegroove">Palegroove</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Palegroove"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Palegroove.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Castlock">Castlock</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Castlock"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Castlock.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 09:49:34 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1092</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>In January of this year I took the position, VP, New Media with Room 214, an internet and search engine marketing company. I brought with me Castlock, the podcasting and rss metrics platform that I developed in early 2006.

This was an exciting opportunity. I had built a solid relationship with the founders of the company over the previous year</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Kris Smith, Room 214, VP, New Media, Palegroove, Castlock</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>I removed a comment for first time</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1082/I-removed-a-comment-for-first-time_troll_.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I'm kind of disappointed with myself. But this person just keeps stepping over the line.<br><br>There exists meaningful discourse between people, meaningful discourse between people and animals (ask my mother-in-law) and none of the such between people and trolls.<br><br>It appears that we have a detractor type troll that wants to hide behind fake emails and proxy servers. So be it, it takes all types to make the world go around.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/troll">troll</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/troll"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/troll.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I'm kind of disappointed with myself. But this person just keeps stepping over the line.<br><br>There exists meaningful discourse between people, meaningful discourse between people and animals (ask my mother-in-law) and none of the such between people and trolls.<br><br>It appears that we have a detractor type troll that wants to hide behind fake emails and proxy servers. So be it, it takes all types to make the world go around.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/troll">troll</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/troll"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/troll.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 19 Oct 2007 14:56:19 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1082</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>I&#039;m kind of disappointed with myself. But this person just keeps stepping over the line.There exists meaningful discourse between people, meaningful discourse between people and animals (ask my mother-in-law) and none of the such between people and trolls.It appears that we have a detractor type troll that wants to hide behind fake emails and</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>troll, , , , </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1014/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-05-2007_Cartoon-Network_Magic-Eraser.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-05 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-05.mp3</a><br>
Show: #418<br />
  Length: 30:21<br>
  Size: 20.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-05.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
It's TFF . . . Tell a Friend Friday<br>
Here's what we got going on<br>
Tons of comments coming in<br>
Today will not be typical show . . . we're reading comments<br>
Lots of entries in my haphazard Google contest<br>
Finding the ones that were for the contest were hard<br>
Now we need to figure out who the hell these people are<br>
Not like your legs are broken<br>
Just your Jaguar<br>
It is the saddest looking thing<br>
Tags are expired, hood ornament torn off, license plate holder Magic Erasered and leaking oil<br>
Did I mention I haven't driven it for about 3 months?<br>
The voting at Blogger's Choice Awards is difficult<br>
Thanks to everyone who visited<br>
We're gonna read the comments and contest entries<br>
Comment - You parents can find you if they want.<br>
Saggy Balls 101 wants to party<br>
Comment - No need for video<br>
He's a purist, like a biker<br>
I would do it as a three camera shoot<br>
5 minute wrap up of week<br>
Comment - The karma comment<br>
I full well expect it<br>
Since I didn't swallow the scope I am not on same page<br>
After they listen to about 3 of these shows, guaranteed<br>
We've had this discussion<br>
Bottom line, I expect it and would respect their decision<br>
Keeping grammy close enough to make things normal<br>
You never cared about me<br>
Let's move on before we bore everyone<br>
Comment - Curl that gun hand into a fist<br>
Comment - Kid getting picked on<br>
Same thing that they were doing already<br>
Mob of gigantic kids jacked up Captain Crunch and Cartoon Network<br>
While he is eating his Kix and watching PBS Sprout<br>
Not to say that my kids are any different<br>
You were picked on as a kids too<br>
Yeah, it made me funnier<br>
Hope your kids use it as material later<br>
When I wrote it on my folder I meant it<br>
Grunge stick figures<br>
You're psycho<br>
Move forward please<br>
Our whole meeting . . . there were many times<br>
I would have caught you slow driving in front of my house<br>
Lesson in beatup karma<br>
The pom-pom squad is not the delicate flowers<br>
Doubt there was  delicate flower that hadn't been had in your school<br>
Vickie got her ass kicked by this girl<br>
What brought this on? I know you sister<br>
I'm not saying that it was provoked<br>
My parents came together and went to school<br>
Vickie is now planning class reunion<br>
She gets a hunk of the class list<br>
I tried to find the girl . . . but couldn't after her last arrest<br>
She was offering sexual favors at the court house to pay her tickets<br>
Attorney's are perfect<br>
There is no client, paternity privaleg<br>
Comment - When exactly were you two cool?<br>
Part of my psychosis thinking I have been cool since birth<br>
Probably a social disorder<br>
I proved that I am not cool by taking you to nerd convention<br>
Elbow deep in the back of a goat<br>
Don't you remember goat cervix bangles?<br>
I invented those<br>
My dad was on Montel<br>
And my baby sitter was Cindy Crawford<br>
People have know me for 20-30 minutes before I tell them<br>
We both have a lot of self-confidence<br>
We went through crazy shit together <br>
Captain of the pom-pom squad is not cool<br>
Maybe in Sycamore<br>
They went to drink out of the cow tank<br><br>
<b>Contest entries</b> - if anyone of these is yours leave a comment with your email and I will get back to you to get your address for stickers<br><br>We read all of these on the show and tell some stories in between<br><br>
1) croncast geek star kris and smoking Betsy are you still doing that? How are you going to locate a
winner? by name? Robert
<br>
2) kris smith a man who can survive betsy
<br>
3) kris smith a man who gets locked in the basement by his loveing family
<br>
4) kris smith living the dream in naperville
<br>
5) croncast rockin to van halen
<br>
6) kris, this is your mom, I have a knife to send to maggie! give me your address!
<br>
7) worm farm sex
<br>
8) croncast betsy cow print
<br>
9) croncast betsy loves dawn
<br>
10) croncast Kris -"How are you going to know who submits the search?" -Kore Peterson -"The first to
leave a comment for you via google."
<br>
11) croncast Kris get out of the basement and live life
<br>
12) croncast Kris loves John Elway Dodge
<br>
13) pics of sweet ASS street racing cars
<br>
14) betsy hates blue hair death to dawn
<br>
15) kris, out of puffy cuff goodle ideas
<br>
16) puffy cuffs are sexy
<br>
17) nerd bearded kris
<br>
18) +croncast Leave the comedy to Betsy
<br>
19) (kris betsy croncast) -"The blubbery bald bear's brawny baby batter befouled the bountiful,
bodacious, bouncing boobies of betsy"<br>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/27022/?utm_source=bloggerschoiceawards&utm_medium=badge&utm_content=bestpodcast" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/images/bca_badges/bca_badge_bestpodcast.gif" border="0" alt="My site was nominated for Best Podcast!"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>
<b>STICKERS!</b><br>
Here's what it will look like . . . inside the red area with rounded corners<br>
To get your sticker send $2.00 support from the site or get 3 stickers for $5.00<br>
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sticker.gif">
<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Cartoon Network">Cartoon Network</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Cartoon Network"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Cartoon Network.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Magic Eraser">Magic Eraser</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Magic Eraser"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Magic Eraser.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/TFF">TFF</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/TFF"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/TFF.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Evo Terra">Evo Terra</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Evo Terra"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Evo Terra.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goat cervix bangles">goat cervix bangles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goat cervix bangles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goat cervix bangles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-05 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-05.mp3</a><br>
Show: #418<br />
  Length: 30:21<br>
  Size: 20.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 05, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-05.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
It's TFF . . . Tell a Friend Friday<br>
Here's what we got going on<br>
Tons of comments coming in<br>
Today will not be typical show . . . we're reading comments<br>
Lots of entries in my haphazard Google contest<br>
Finding the ones that were for the contest were hard<br>
Now we need to figure out who the hell these people are<br>
Not like your legs are broken<br>
Just your Jaguar<br>
It is the saddest looking thing<br>
Tags are expired, hood ornament torn off, license plate holder Magic Erasered and leaking oil<br>
Did I mention I haven't driven it for about 3 months?<br>
The voting at Blogger's Choice Awards is difficult<br>
Thanks to everyone who visited<br>
We're gonna read the comments and contest entries<br>
Comment - You parents can find you if they want.<br>
Saggy Balls 101 wants to party<br>
Comment - No need for video<br>
He's a purist, like a biker<br>
I would do it as a three camera shoot<br>
5 minute wrap up of week<br>
Comment - The karma comment<br>
I full well expect it<br>
Since I didn't swallow the scope I am not on same page<br>
After they listen to about 3 of these shows, guaranteed<br>
We've had this discussion<br>
Bottom line, I expect it and would respect their decision<br>
Keeping grammy close enough to make things normal<br>
You never cared about me<br>
Let's move on before we bore everyone<br>
Comment - Curl that gun hand into a fist<br>
Comment - Kid getting picked on<br>
Same thing that they were doing already<br>
Mob of gigantic kids jacked up Captain Crunch and Cartoon Network<br>
While he is eating his Kix and watching PBS Sprout<br>
Not to say that my kids are any different<br>
You were picked on as a kids too<br>
Yeah, it made me funnier<br>
Hope your kids use it as material later<br>
When I wrote it on my folder I meant it<br>
Grunge stick figures<br>
You're psycho<br>
Move forward please<br>
Our whole meeting . . . there were many times<br>
I would have caught you slow driving in front of my house<br>
Lesson in beatup karma<br>
The pom-pom squad is not the delicate flowers<br>
Doubt there was  delicate flower that hadn't been had in your school<br>
Vickie got her ass kicked by this girl<br>
What brought this on? I know you sister<br>
I'm not saying that it was provoked<br>
My parents came together and went to school<br>
Vickie is now planning class reunion<br>
She gets a hunk of the class list<br>
I tried to find the girl . . . but couldn't after her last arrest<br>
She was offering sexual favors at the court house to pay her tickets<br>
Attorney's are perfect<br>
There is no client, paternity privaleg<br>
Comment - When exactly were you two cool?<br>
Part of my psychosis thinking I have been cool since birth<br>
Probably a social disorder<br>
I proved that I am not cool by taking you to nerd convention<br>
Elbow deep in the back of a goat<br>
Don't you remember goat cervix bangles?<br>
I invented those<br>
My dad was on Montel<br>
And my baby sitter was Cindy Crawford<br>
People have know me for 20-30 minutes before I tell them<br>
We both have a lot of self-confidence<br>
We went through crazy shit together <br>
Captain of the pom-pom squad is not cool<br>
Maybe in Sycamore<br>
They went to drink out of the cow tank<br><br>
<b>Contest entries</b> - if anyone of these is yours leave a comment with your email and I will get back to you to get your address for stickers<br><br>We read all of these on the show and tell some stories in between<br><br>
1) croncast geek star kris and smoking Betsy are you still doing that? How are you going to locate a
winner? by name? Robert
<br>
2) kris smith a man who can survive betsy
<br>
3) kris smith a man who gets locked in the basement by his loveing family
<br>
4) kris smith living the dream in naperville
<br>
5) croncast rockin to van halen
<br>
6) kris, this is your mom, I have a knife to send to maggie! give me your address!
<br>
7) worm farm sex
<br>
8) croncast betsy cow print
<br>
9) croncast betsy loves dawn
<br>
10) croncast Kris -"How are you going to know who submits the search?" -Kore Peterson -"The first to
leave a comment for you via google."
<br>
11) croncast Kris get out of the basement and live life
<br>
12) croncast Kris loves John Elway Dodge
<br>
13) pics of sweet ASS street racing cars
<br>
14) betsy hates blue hair death to dawn
<br>
15) kris, out of puffy cuff goodle ideas
<br>
16) puffy cuffs are sexy
<br>
17) nerd bearded kris
<br>
18) +croncast Leave the comedy to Betsy
<br>
19) (kris betsy croncast) -"The blubbery bald bear's brawny baby batter befouled the bountiful,
bodacious, bouncing boobies of betsy"<br>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/27022/?utm_source=bloggerschoiceawards&utm_medium=badge&utm_content=bestpodcast" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/images/bca_badges/bca_badge_bestpodcast.gif" border="0" alt="My site was nominated for Best Podcast!"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>
<b>STICKERS!</b><br>
Here's what it will look like . . . inside the red area with rounded corners<br>
To get your sticker send $2.00 support from the site or get 3 stickers for $5.00<br>
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sticker.gif">
<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Cartoon Network">Cartoon Network</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Cartoon Network"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Cartoon Network.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Magic Eraser">Magic Eraser</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Magic Eraser"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Magic Eraser.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/TFF">TFF</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/TFF"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/TFF.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Evo Terra">Evo Terra</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Evo Terra"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Evo Terra.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goat cervix bangles">goat cervix bangles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goat cervix bangles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goat cervix bangles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1014/cks-2007-10-05.mp3" length="21565354" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 09:24:12 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:21</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1014</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Cartoon Network, Magic Eraser, TFF, Evo Terra, goat cervix bangles</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Dave Delaney and Betsy got the shirt memo</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1010/Dave-Delaney-and-Betsy-got-the-shirt-memo_Dave-Delaney_Betsy-Smith.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/1479989220/" title="Dave Delaney and Betsy got the shirt memo"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1479989220_118e2661bd.jpg"   alt="Dave Delaney and Betsy got the shirt memo" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Hey Betsy, nice shirt. Where did you get it?<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Oh yeah, Dave's company. Nice.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Dave Delaney">Dave Delaney</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Dave Delaney"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Dave Delaney.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shirt">shirt</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shirt"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shirt.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Emma">Emma</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Emma"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Emma.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/email">email</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/email"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/email.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/1479989220/" title="Dave Delaney and Betsy got the shirt memo"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/1479989220_118e2661bd.jpg"   alt="Dave Delaney and Betsy got the shirt memo" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Hey Betsy, nice shirt. Where did you get it?<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Oh yeah, Dave's company. Nice.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Dave Delaney">Dave Delaney</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Dave Delaney"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Dave Delaney.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shirt">shirt</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shirt"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shirt.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Emma">Emma</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Emma"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Emma.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/email">email</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/email"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/email.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 18:15:43 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1010</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>


Hey Betsy, nice shirt. Where did you get it?

Oh yeah, Dave&#039;s company. Nice.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Dave Delaney, Betsy Smith, shirt, Emma, email</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1009/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-03-2007_iPhone_twitter-that.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-03 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-03.mp3</a><br>
Show: #417<br />
  Length: 31:01<br>
  Size: 21.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-03.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Bringing you the show for October 3rd<br>
Be sly that that Google search person<br>
It was good<br>
New contest . . . Google you most creative result that gets you Croncast<br>
You have to click through<br>
You will win some stickers<br>
The stickers were in your expo bag<br>
Those gotta go out<br>
Thanks to Steve, Mark, Rhonda and Craig<br>
Betsy giving me looks as I slow down those names<br>
They were at the live show<br>
Betsy has some thoughts on the nerd convention<br>
Every woman should visit one of these<br>
There were no chicks there<br>
1. No line for womens bathroom<br>
You should be happy not to have many women while husband is away<br>
Doing shots at the bar with Nick Starr<br>
You are the hottest chick in the bar<br>
Never happens to me in Naperville<br>
It's an ego boost<br>
It is so easy to compliment you people<br>
You say something kind of clever . . . <br>
Then I say, "I'm gonna twitter that" <br>
Or say, "I am going to buy that domain"<br>
Yeah, I used that a few times<br>
Ahh, nerdom. I love it<br>
Why don't we go to In and Out Burger again<br>
Too much to handle<br>
My lower colon just smiled at you<br>
Twitter is addictive<br>
It's like IM but one way<br>
Do they build sonar into your phones?<br>
You live in the dark<br>
Come out into the light and you walk reading your device<br>
Nobody has a iPhone hit the floor baby<br>
It's not just guys<br>
You have a vagina. You are supposed to be on my side<br>
You are being so impolite, bears<br>
I don't want to look like a nerd<br>
No one calls each other at a nerd event<br>
It's all sms baby, ping<br>
Or we communicate by twitter<br>
Swatting at invisible spiders<br>
They are not nerd vacations . . . it's where business gets done<br>
Everyone talks about what they have going on<br>
Like Aaron Brazell mentioning mem_cache on MySQL<br>
If I hadn't been on that trip I wouldn't have been able to share that with our developers<br>
There were no babies or many wedding rings<br>
I volunteered for something that I will pass to you, Kris<br>
I have to decline<br>
I do not want to volunteer for art class<br>
It's no big deal Mr B<br>
The children are making these collages<br>
This is the most beautiful forest that I have ever seen<br>
That's not your tree . . . that's your mother . . . oh!<br>
Now I got to make a pipe cleaner cloud<br>
It's all about balance<br>
This flower . . . I can almost . . . smell it<br>
Maybe a pipe cleaner porcupine?<br>
It is the coolest funniest shit you've ever seen<br>
We need rounded edges Mrs. Smith<br>
Little boys making the "gun" hand on the playground<br>
Fighting back instead of being pushed around<br>
Being positive for the man<br>
He has picked up a new habit that he is sticking with<br>
Going full circle<br>
Yes, my mom called 12 times today and left three voicemails<br>
Would a neurologist have anything to look for in your ear?
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/27022/?utm_source=bloggerschoiceawards&utm_medium=badge&utm_content=bestpodcast" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/images/bca_badges/bca_badge_bestpodcast.gif" border="0" alt="My site was nominated for Best Podcast!"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>
<b>STICKERS!</b><br>
Here's what it will look like . . . inside the red area with rounded corners<br>
To get your sticker send $2.00 support from the site or get 3 stickers for $5.00<br>
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sticker.gif">
<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPhone">iPhone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPhone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPhone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter that">twitter that</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter that"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter that.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nerdom">nerdom</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nerdom"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nerdom.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Aaron Brazell">Aaron Brazell</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Aaron Brazell"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Aaron Brazell.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nerd conferences">nerd conferences</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nerd conferences"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nerd conferences.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-03 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-03.mp3</a><br>
Show: #417<br />
  Length: 31:01<br>
  Size: 21.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-03.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
Bringing you the show for October 3rd<br>
Be sly that that Google search person<br>
It was good<br>
New contest . . . Google you most creative result that gets you Croncast<br>
You have to click through<br>
You will win some stickers<br>
The stickers were in your expo bag<br>
Those gotta go out<br>
Thanks to Steve, Mark, Rhonda and Craig<br>
Betsy giving me looks as I slow down those names<br>
They were at the live show<br>
Betsy has some thoughts on the nerd convention<br>
Every woman should visit one of these<br>
There were no chicks there<br>
1. No line for womens bathroom<br>
You should be happy not to have many women while husband is away<br>
Doing shots at the bar with Nick Starr<br>
You are the hottest chick in the bar<br>
Never happens to me in Naperville<br>
It's an ego boost<br>
It is so easy to compliment you people<br>
You say something kind of clever . . . <br>
Then I say, "I'm gonna twitter that" <br>
Or say, "I am going to buy that domain"<br>
Yeah, I used that a few times<br>
Ahh, nerdom. I love it<br>
Why don't we go to In and Out Burger again<br>
Too much to handle<br>
My lower colon just smiled at you<br>
Twitter is addictive<br>
It's like IM but one way<br>
Do they build sonar into your phones?<br>
You live in the dark<br>
Come out into the light and you walk reading your device<br>
Nobody has a iPhone hit the floor baby<br>
It's not just guys<br>
You have a vagina. You are supposed to be on my side<br>
You are being so impolite, bears<br>
I don't want to look like a nerd<br>
No one calls each other at a nerd event<br>
It's all sms baby, ping<br>
Or we communicate by twitter<br>
Swatting at invisible spiders<br>
They are not nerd vacations . . . it's where business gets done<br>
Everyone talks about what they have going on<br>
Like Aaron Brazell mentioning mem_cache on MySQL<br>
If I hadn't been on that trip I wouldn't have been able to share that with our developers<br>
There were no babies or many wedding rings<br>
I volunteered for something that I will pass to you, Kris<br>
I have to decline<br>
I do not want to volunteer for art class<br>
It's no big deal Mr B<br>
The children are making these collages<br>
This is the most beautiful forest that I have ever seen<br>
That's not your tree . . . that's your mother . . . oh!<br>
Now I got to make a pipe cleaner cloud<br>
It's all about balance<br>
This flower . . . I can almost . . . smell it<br>
Maybe a pipe cleaner porcupine?<br>
It is the coolest funniest shit you've ever seen<br>
We need rounded edges Mrs. Smith<br>
Little boys making the "gun" hand on the playground<br>
Fighting back instead of being pushed around<br>
Being positive for the man<br>
He has picked up a new habit that he is sticking with<br>
Going full circle<br>
Yes, my mom called 12 times today and left three voicemails<br>
Would a neurologist have anything to look for in your ear?
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/27022/?utm_source=bloggerschoiceawards&utm_medium=badge&utm_content=bestpodcast" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/images/bca_badges/bca_badge_bestpodcast.gif" border="0" alt="My site was nominated for Best Podcast!"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>
<b>STICKERS!</b><br>
Here's what it will look like . . . inside the red area with rounded corners<br>
To get your sticker send $2.00 support from the site or get 3 stickers for $5.00<br>
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sticker.gif">
<br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPhone">iPhone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPhone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPhone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter that">twitter that</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter that"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter that.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nerdom">nerdom</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nerdom"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nerdom.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Aaron Brazell">Aaron Brazell</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Aaron Brazell"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Aaron Brazell.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nerd conferences">nerd conferences</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nerd conferences"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nerd conferences.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3" length="22355968" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:20:47 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>31:01</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1009</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>iPhone, twitter that, nerdom, Aaron Brazell, nerd conferences</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 24, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/999/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Sep-24-2007_Bar-Louie-Naperville_twins-and-triplets.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/999/cks-2007-09-24.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-09-24 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/999/cks-2007-09-24.mp3">Croncast - 2007-09-24.mp3</a><br>
Show: #414<br />
  Length: 25:13<br>
  Size: 17.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 24, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-09-24.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
STICKERS! They'll be here on Tuesday<br>
Here's what it will look like . . . inside the red area with rounded corners<br>
To get your sticker send $2.00 support from the site or get 3 stickers for $5.00<br>
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sticker.gif">
<br><br>
Leave us a comment at Croncast<br>
Saturday morning writing code and the 800 number starts ringing off the hook<br>
After the call I figure it might be important<br>
Turns out that it was regional manager or gm for Bar Louie<br>
The nerd posse didn't have to go in person they sent email<br>
Yeah, they listened to the show<br>
I would have been stuck making co-payments if you had been there<br>
He listened to the show!<br>
Kudos to Bar Louie and their parent Corp. for stepping up to the plate<br>
John Elway Dodge could learn from these people<br>
Or should I say Go Dodge Denver on Arapahoe<br>
Maybe this means something bigger<br>
It was really good of them to call<br>
Betsy chalked up the guys behavior to culture<br>
Your employees should be a reflection of the place they work<br>
My esteem for Bart Louie is way higher than it used to be<br>
So yeah, it is brand management<br>
They are taking the lead and that is awesome<br>
Being proactive in their case is makes sense<br>
They were going to fire the guy<br>
Was probably the greatest job he ever had<br>
Then he gets drunk and kisses patrons<br>
Karma stepped forward as the enforcer<br>
Couldn't fire the guy . . . he was already fired!<br>
Sweet<br>
They handled right then and there that night<br>
How do you know if bouncers don't always act like that<br>
Bouncers come in two varieties . . . gross and creepy<br>
Naperville puts plain clothes officers in bars<br>
Betsy's sister knows all about them<br>
Buy the bicycle cop calendar<br>
They talk like they walked out of a flame novel<br>
The HR for them must be a single desperate chick<br>
Betsy is glad that Bar Louie handled it<br>
What do you want them to do?<br>
Yes, I am the damaged<br>
I can no longer kiss you<br>
Screaming baby interrupts the show<br>
Betsy moves on the twins and triplets sale<br>
Don't I have the best job ever?<br>
Sure, dumpsters are quaint<br>
I wasn't supposed to be on list<br>
Then I made it in<br>
Planned Parenthood Es Muy Mal Para Aurora<br>
Singletons . . . what the hell is a singleton?<br>
Kris, they are genetically challenged ladies like me that have babies on at a time<br>
Four perms turned at once<br>
You are the one that wrote the blog post<br>
I burned my face with coffee<br>
They all come back to haunt me<br>
We thought it was funny<br>
These women are twitter parenting<br>
Run  . . . have you no respect<br>
Are you embarrassed that your mommy tummy is going to slap you in the face?<br>
Run! We are all in the same boat bitches<br>
In today's money<br>
Tell a Friend Friday is going awesome<br>
New stickers should be here today

<br><br>
<a href="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/27022/?utm_source=bloggerschoiceawards&utm_medium=badge&utm_content=bestpodcast" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/images/bca_badges/bca_badge_bestpodcast.gif" border="0" alt="My site was nominated for Best Podcast!"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bar Louie Naperville">Bar Louie Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bar Louie Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bar Louie Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twins and triplets">twins and triplets</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twins and triplets"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twins and triplets.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dumpster diving">dumpster diving</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dumpster diving"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dumpster diving.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Planned Parenthood Aurora">Planned Parenthood Aurora</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Planned Parenthood Aurora"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Planned Parenthood Aurora.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast stickers">croncast stickers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast stickers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast stickers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/999/cks-2007-09-24.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-09-24 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/999/cks-2007-09-24.mp3">Croncast - 2007-09-24.mp3</a><br>
Show: #414<br />
  Length: 25:13<br>
  Size: 17.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 24, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-09-24.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
STICKERS! They'll be here on Tuesday<br>
Here's what it will look like . . . inside the red area with rounded corners<br>
To get your sticker send $2.00 support from the site or get 3 stickers for $5.00<br>
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sticker.gif">
<br><br>
Leave us a comment at Croncast<br>
Saturday morning writing code and the 800 number starts ringing off the hook<br>
After the call I figure it might be important<br>
Turns out that it was regional manager or gm for Bar Louie<br>
The nerd posse didn't have to go in person they sent email<br>
Yeah, they listened to the show<br>
I would have been stuck making co-payments if you had been there<br>
He listened to the show!<br>
Kudos to Bar Louie and their parent Corp. for stepping up to the plate<br>
John Elway Dodge could learn from these people<br>
Or should I say Go Dodge Denver on Arapahoe<br>
Maybe this means something bigger<br>
It was really good of them to call<br>
Betsy chalked up the guys behavior to culture<br>
Your employees should be a reflection of the place they work<br>
My esteem for Bart Louie is way higher than it used to be<br>
So yeah, it is brand management<br>
They are taking the lead and that is awesome<br>
Being proactive in their case is makes sense<br>
They were going to fire the guy<br>
Was probably the greatest job he ever had<br>
Then he gets drunk and kisses patrons<br>
Karma stepped forward as the enforcer<br>
Couldn't fire the guy . . . he was already fired!<br>
Sweet<br>
They handled right then and there that night<br>
How do you know if bouncers don't always act like that<br>
Bouncers come in two varieties . . . gross and creepy<br>
Naperville puts plain clothes officers in bars<br>
Betsy's sister knows all about them<br>
Buy the bicycle cop calendar<br>
They talk like they walked out of a flame novel<br>
The HR for them must be a single desperate chick<br>
Betsy is glad that Bar Louie handled it<br>
What do you want them to do?<br>
Yes, I am the damaged<br>
I can no longer kiss you<br>
Screaming baby interrupts the show<br>
Betsy moves on the twins and triplets sale<br>
Don't I have the best job ever?<br>
Sure, dumpsters are quaint<br>
I wasn't supposed to be on list<br>
Then I made it in<br>
Planned Parenthood Es Muy Mal Para Aurora<br>
Singletons . . . what the hell is a singleton?<br>
Kris, they are genetically challenged ladies like me that have babies on at a time<br>
Four perms turned at once<br>
You are the one that wrote the blog post<br>
I burned my face with coffee<br>
They all come back to haunt me<br>
We thought it was funny<br>
These women are twitter parenting<br>
Run  . . . have you no respect<br>
Are you embarrassed that your mommy tummy is going to slap you in the face?<br>
Run! We are all in the same boat bitches<br>
In today's money<br>
Tell a Friend Friday is going awesome<br>
New stickers should be here today

<br><br>
<a href="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/blogs/show/27022/?utm_source=bloggerschoiceawards&utm_medium=badge&utm_content=bestpodcast" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.bloggerschoiceawards.com/images/bca_badges/bca_badge_bestpodcast.gif" border="0" alt="My site was nominated for Best Podcast!"></a>
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.podtrac.com/podcaster/images/survey/podtrac_survey_123x43_v2.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Bar Louie Naperville">Bar Louie Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Bar Louie Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Bar Louie Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twins and triplets">twins and triplets</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twins and triplets"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twins and triplets.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dumpster diving">dumpster diving</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dumpster diving"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dumpster diving.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Planned Parenthood Aurora">Planned Parenthood Aurora</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Planned Parenthood Aurora"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Planned Parenthood Aurora.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/croncast stickers">croncast stickers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/croncast stickers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/croncast stickers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
<enclosure url="http://www.croncast.com/castlock/download/999/cks-2007-09-24.mp3" length="18562354" type="audio/mpeg"/>

         <pubDate>Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:15:50 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>25:13</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,999</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary></itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Bar Louie Naperville, twins and triplets, dumpster diving, Planned Parenthood Aurora, croncast stickers</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>And you're a giant nerd.</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/892/And-youre-a-giant-nerd_giant-nerd_google-rss.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://yourmonkeycalled.com/">Scott</a> appears to be correct.<br><br>He sent me an email yesterday to say that he and Pete had a conversation about something. Which evidently happens on occasion. From the email and attached screen shot I deduced that the discussion was about Google indexing RSS feeds and linking directly to them and how that sucks. 'Cause it does.<br><br>Don't get me wrong I love Google for indexing feeds. Seriously, it rocks. They are leading in this area.<br><br>Let me show you what's going on:<br><br>1. Scott searches at Google for an awesome party in Chicago called <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=The+Deaf+Chicago+Party" target="_blank">"The Deaf Chicago Party"</a> (remind me to ask him about this) and the first result is Croncast.<br><br><a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=The+Deaf+Chicago+Party" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/search_and_rss_1.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>The first thing to pay attention to in this image to pay attention to is the green URL - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chicago party.rss" target="_blank">http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chicago party.rss</a>. Yep, it's a RSS feed and not a web page. To which I say, "right on." However, 99.9 times out of 100 when  when someone clicks through and RSS link in Google they get a face full of XML or an ugly feed. Click the link above to see.<br><br>2. Scott clicked on my link to the RSS from Google and and something magical happened. See the screen shot that he sent me:<br><br><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/search_and_rss_2.jpg"><br><br>He ended up at my site not looking at a bunch of XML or having his browser ask him if he wants to subscribe to my feed. He was taken directly to a page within my site that has relevant posts from our podcast and blog for the topic he was looking for . . . maybe, probably not really since I don't know what 'The Deaf Chicago Party' is. And, apparently, Google doesn't either. Let's just call it serendipity.<br><br>The summary to my detective work can be boiled down to what I figured out a few months ago:<br><br>
1. Google loves RSS feeds filled with new stuff<br>
2. I love RSS feeds filled with my new and old stuff<br>
3. People like information on topics of interest<br>
4. I created RSS feeds by post tag but also allow them to be created by readers/listeners dynamically (see #3)<br>
5. I did some quick SEO on these feeds to make their titles and descriptions relevant to topic<br>
6. Finally, I coded the feeds to check if user was coming from Google or other search engines<br>
7. Google sends bot and indexes said feeds<br>
8. Someone searches at Google for a topic like <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=tijuana+vasectomy" target="_blank">"tijuana vasectomy"</a> - just got a hit for it yesterday<br>
9. That someone clicks the link and ends up at site with the exact same items in it that were in the RSS feed without all the feed related hassle<br><br>It's not a perfect system but one that I think is way more acceptable to a user than clicking a link in a search engine and getting put into a feed. In many cases being dumped into a feed isn't going to get you to the content you wanted anyway because it has been pushed out by newer items. When I put someone into my site from a feed result in a search engine they then have the ability to find their topic right there. If not, they an internal site search that will find what they are after. The coolest part to me about it is that once they have made it to the site I then offer them the feed for their topic, just in case this is truly what they were after.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/giant nerd">giant nerd</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/giant nerd"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/giant nerd.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/google rss">google rss</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/google rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/google rss.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/keyword rss feeds">keyword rss feeds</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/keyword rss feeds"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/keyword rss feeds.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dynamic rss">dynamic rss</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dynamic rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dynamic rss.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tijuana vasectomy">tijuana vasectomy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tijuana vasectomy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tijuana vasectomy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://yourmonkeycalled.com/">Scott</a> appears to be correct.<br><br>He sent me an email yesterday to say that he and Pete had a conversation about something. Which evidently happens on occasion. From the email and attached screen shot I deduced that the discussion was about Google indexing RSS feeds and linking directly to them and how that sucks. 'Cause it does.<br><br>Don't get me wrong I love Google for indexing feeds. Seriously, it rocks. They are leading in this area.<br><br>Let me show you what's going on:<br><br>1. Scott searches at Google for an awesome party in Chicago called <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=The+Deaf+Chicago+Party" target="_blank">"The Deaf Chicago Party"</a> (remind me to ask him about this) and the first result is Croncast.<br><br><a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=The+Deaf+Chicago+Party" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/search_and_rss_1.jpg" border="0"></a><br><br>The first thing to pay attention to in this image to pay attention to is the green URL - <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chicago party.rss" target="_blank">http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chicago party.rss</a>. Yep, it's a RSS feed and not a web page. To which I say, "right on." However, 99.9 times out of 100 when  when someone clicks through and RSS link in Google they get a face full of XML or an ugly feed. Click the link above to see.<br><br>2. Scott clicked on my link to the RSS from Google and and something magical happened. See the screen shot that he sent me:<br><br><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/search_and_rss_2.jpg"><br><br>He ended up at my site not looking at a bunch of XML or having his browser ask him if he wants to subscribe to my feed. He was taken directly to a page within my site that has relevant posts from our podcast and blog for the topic he was looking for . . . maybe, probably not really since I don't know what 'The Deaf Chicago Party' is. And, apparently, Google doesn't either. Let's just call it serendipity.<br><br>The summary to my detective work can be boiled down to what I figured out a few months ago:<br><br>
1. Google loves RSS feeds filled with new stuff<br>
2. I love RSS feeds filled with my new and old stuff<br>
3. People like information on topics of interest<br>
4. I created RSS feeds by post tag but also allow them to be created by readers/listeners dynamically (see #3)<br>
5. I did some quick SEO on these feeds to make their titles and descriptions relevant to topic<br>
6. Finally, I coded the feeds to check if user was coming from Google or other search engines<br>
7. Google sends bot and indexes said feeds<br>
8. Someone searches at Google for a topic like <a href="http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&q=tijuana+vasectomy" target="_blank">"tijuana vasectomy"</a> - just got a hit for it yesterday<br>
9. That someone clicks the link and ends up at site with the exact same items in it that were in the RSS feed without all the feed related hassle<br><br>It's not a perfect system but one that I think is way more acceptable to a user than clicking a link in a search engine and getting put into a feed. In many cases being dumped into a feed isn't going to get you to the content you wanted anyway because it has been pushed out by newer items. When I put someone into my site from a feed result in a search engine they then have the ability to find their topic right there. If not, they an internal site search that will find what they are after. The coolest part to me about it is that once they have made it to the site I then offer them the feed for their topic, just in case this is truly what they were after.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/giant nerd">giant nerd</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/giant nerd"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/giant nerd.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/google rss">google rss</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/google rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/google rss.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/keyword rss feeds">keyword rss feeds</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/keyword rss feeds"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/keyword rss feeds.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dynamic rss">dynamic rss</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dynamic rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dynamic rss.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tijuana vasectomy">tijuana vasectomy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tijuana vasectomy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tijuana vasectomy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2007 10:51:23 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,892</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Scott appears to be correct.He sent me an email yesterday to say that he and Pete had a conversation about something. Which evidently happens on occasion. From the email and attached screen shot I deduced that the discussion was about Google indexing RSS feeds and linking directly to them and how that sucks. &#039;Cause it does.Don&#039;t get me</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>giant nerd, google rss, keyword rss feeds, dynamic rss, tijuana vasectomy</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
   </channel>
</rss>