even | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for even. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2013 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for even. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for even. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg even | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for even. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Milk Crate, Sentinel Events, Let Them Up http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5063/Milk-Crate-Sentinel-Events-Let-Them-Up_betsy-smith_kris-smith.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

For the mama's

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Tags: betsy smith kris smith new york nyc the good ]]> Sat, 07 May 2011 08:39:16 -0500 30:14 tag:croncast.com,5063 Episode: #738 | Length:30:14 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! For the mama's no betsy smith, kris smith, new york, nyc, the good brick wall and blood http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4795/brick-wall-and-blood_taking_blood.php Blog brick wall and blood

on my way back from an errand i was taking photos of walls. if i hadn't been, i'm sure i would have missed this shot.

what caught my eye was the contrast of the red to the green...it is the holiday season.

after taking a few shots i realized that the red liquid wasn't nail polish, paint or something spilled from the first floor window ledge. it was blood.

i looked at it closely in disbelief, but it was. my right foot, out of frame was in a significant semi-evaporated puddle of it.

whatever happened in this spot was now over and only a few hours since.

the event was over and in true new york fashion everyone had moved on and a bit of human residue, like graffiti, the only reminder. that is until a super brings out a garden hose on monday morning and washes the marker to the curb.



Tags: taking blood red few event ]]>brick wall and blood

on my way back from an errand i was taking photos of walls. if i hadn't been, i'm sure i would have missed this shot.

what caught my eye was the contrast of the red to the green...it is the holiday season.

after taking a few shots i realized that the red liquid wasn't nail polish, paint or something spilled from the first floor window ledge. it was blood.

i looked at it closely in disbelief, but it was. my right foot, out of frame was in a significant semi-evaporated puddle of it.

whatever happened in this spot was now over and only a few hours since.

the event was over and in true new york fashion everyone had moved on and a bit of human residue, like graffiti, the only reminder. that is until a super brings out a garden hose on monday morning and washes the marker to the curb.



Tags: taking blood red few event ]]> Sun, 05 Dec 2010 17:09:18 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4795 on my way back from an errand i was taking photos of walls. if i hadn't been, i'm sure i would have missed this shot. what caught my eye was the contrast of the red to the green...it is the holiday season. after taking a few shots i realized that the red liquid wasn't nail polish, paint or something spilled from the first no taking, blood, red, few, event Even The Floors Are Cool http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4478/Even-The-Floors-Are-Cool_furniture_gaze.php Blog Even The Floors Are Cool

maggers gets into all of it. her fav, american wing to gaze upon the furniture. preferred pieces, couches.



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maggers gets into all of it. her fav, american wing to gaze upon the furniture. preferred pieces, couches.



Tags: furniture gaze preferred pieces couches ]]> Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:27:13 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4478 maggers gets into all of it. her fav, american wing to gaze upon the furniture. preferred pieces, couches. no furniture, gaze, preferred, pieces, couches Croncast Addiction, The Episodes Will Flow http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4458/Croncast-Addiction-The-Episodes-Will-Flow_kris-wayne_betsy-shilts.php Blog
It was Monday, we missed it with a new episode. I am sure if you've got a strong Croncast addiction, you noticed.

No excuses, our routine is to record them Sunday night.

That changed this week, as something came up for Betsy. Yesterday evening, it didn't come together either.

We'll get an episode out tonight and back on track for regular Monday, Wednesday and Friday deliveries.

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It was Monday, we missed it with a new episode. I am sure if you've got a strong Croncast addiction, you noticed.

No excuses, our routine is to record them Sunday night.

That changed this week, as something came up for Betsy. Yesterday evening, it didn't come together either.

We'll get an episode out tonight and back on track for regular Monday, Wednesday and Friday deliveries.

Tags: kris wayne betsy shilts croncast croncast addiction ]]> Tue, 20 Jul 2010 09:18:37 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4458 I prefer not to write these posts . . . It was Monday, we missed it with a new episode. I am sure if you've got a strong Croncast addiction, you noticed. No excuses, our routine is to record them Sunday night. That changed this week, as something came up for Betsy. Yesterday evening, it didn't come together either. We'll get an no kris wayne, betsy shilts, croncast, croncast addiction, Sunshine, Electrified Fountain, BMX Superstar http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4432/Sunshine-Electrified-Fountain-BMX-Superstar_electrified-fountain_bone-density.php Blog Length: 27:14
Format: mp3

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That place inside The Facebook finders
No patience for the babiness
Thinking like a computer
Two shopping lists
Gotta be sunshine
Wanna be a proctologist
I'll get you a book for that
Daddy alternate personalities
Scratch the name off
Two parties to keep team smith moving
Redneck lame sports aphorisms
Mommies are needed
Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision
Women here can't dress
Keep the junk hidden in your pants
45 degree camel toe
Lady you got issues
I don't walk around in my tidy whities
Ladies shouldn't either
Camel Toe Cop
I should be issuing citations
Niet on the man spanx
The pushy together bra
Disappointment Bra
Fool men on dates
Electrified Fountains
Sure i nursed till I was 12
Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar
It is all about bone density

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That place inside The Facebook finders
No patience for the babiness
Thinking like a computer
Two shopping lists
Gotta be sunshine
Wanna be a proctologist
I'll get you a book for that
Daddy alternate personalities
Scratch the name off
Two parties to keep team smith moving
Redneck lame sports aphorisms
Mommies are needed
Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision
Women here can't dress
Keep the junk hidden in your pants
45 degree camel toe
Lady you got issues
I don't walk around in my tidy whities
Ladies shouldn't either
Camel Toe Cop
I should be issuing citations
Niet on the man spanx
The pushy together bra
Disappointment Bra
Fool men on dates
Electrified Fountains
Sure i nursed till I was 12
Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar
It is all about bone density

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Tags: electrified fountain bone density disappointment bra aphorisms ]]> Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:47:35 -0500 27:14 tag:croncast.com,4432 Episode: #645 Length: 27:14 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate personalities Scratch the name no electrified fountain, bone density, disappointment bra, aphorisms, Season 25 Episode 20: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4431/Season-25-Episode-20:-The-Croncast-Shorty_electrified-fountain_bone-density.php Podcasts Length: 4:04
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That place inside The Facebook finders
No patience for the babiness
Thinking like a computer
Two shopping lists
Gotta be sunshine
Wanna be a proctologist
I'll get you a book for that
Daddy alternate personalities
Scratch the name off
Two parties to keep team smith moving
Redneck lame sports aphorisms
Mommies are needed
Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision
Women here can't dress
Keep the junk hidden in your pants
45 degree camel toe
Lady you got issues
I don't walk around in my tidy whities
Ladies shouldn't either
Camel Toe Cop
I should be issuing citations
Niet on the man spanx
The pushy together bra
Disappointment Bra
Fool men on dates
Electrified Fountains
Sure i nursed till I was 12
Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar
It is all about bone density

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That place inside The Facebook finders
No patience for the babiness
Thinking like a computer
Two shopping lists
Gotta be sunshine
Wanna be a proctologist
I'll get you a book for that
Daddy alternate personalities
Scratch the name off
Two parties to keep team smith moving
Redneck lame sports aphorisms
Mommies are needed
Even for women that are 85 need mommy supervision
Women here can't dress
Keep the junk hidden in your pants
45 degree camel toe
Lady you got issues
I don't walk around in my tidy whities
Ladies shouldn't either
Camel Toe Cop
I should be issuing citations
Niet on the man spanx
The pushy together bra
Disappointment Bra
Fool men on dates
Electrified Fountains
Sure i nursed till I was 12
Breast milk is best way to be BMX superstar
It is all about bone density

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Tags: electrified fountain bone density disappointment bra aphorisms ]]> Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:31:19 -0500 4:04 tag:croncast.com,4431 Episode: #645 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! That place inside The Facebook finders No patience for the babiness Thinking like a computer Two shopping lists Gotta be sunshine Wanna be a proctologist I'll get you a book for that Daddy alternate no electrified fountain, bone density, disappointment bra, aphorisms, UCB Improv Classes, Subway Rats, It Won't Fit http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4349/UCB-Improv-Classes-Subway-Rats-It-Wont-Fit_comedy-classes_nyc.php Podcasts Length: 27:40
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My tore up voice
It's leaving a comment right now
Betsy graduates another level one comedy class
Placebo
That is a stupid word
Not even three minutes in
Roll with it, baby
You should take my classes
Toastmasters or Improv
Get on UCB team
What is wrong with this guy?
I care
He can't do that to my wife
At a Chucky Cheese?
They're all wrong
Alternative lifestyle
What did you do?
You can't roll with that
Redirect from that?
How?
The joke about one wing
You gotta recall that
Wrap up this wing
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Tags: comedy classes nyc subway rats upright citizens brigade ]]> Length: 27:40
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My tore up voice
It's leaving a comment right now
Betsy graduates another level one comedy class
Placebo
That is a stupid word
Not even three minutes in
Roll with it, baby
You should take my classes
Toastmasters or Improv
Get on UCB team
What is wrong with this guy?
I care
He can't do that to my wife
At a Chucky Cheese?
They're all wrong
Alternative lifestyle
What did you do?
You can't roll with that
Redirect from that?
How?
The joke about one wing
You gotta recall that
Wrap up this wing
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Tags: comedy classes nyc subway rats upright citizens brigade ]]> Mon, 26 Apr 2010 15:52:52 -0500 27:40 tag:croncast.com,4349 Episode: #619 Length: 27:40 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! My tore up voice It's leaving a comment right now Betsy graduates another level one comedy class Placebo That is a stupid word Not even three minutes in Roll with it, baby You should take my classes Toastmasters or Improv Get on UCB no comedy classes, nyc, subway rats, upright citizens brigade, BMX Ramp, Country Roads, Courting the Ladies http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4345/BMX-Ramp-Country-Roads-Courting-the-Ladies_apple-tv_country-roads.php Podcasts Length: 31:04
Format: mp3

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Getting ready to head over to event
Gotta cut these show notes short
Be good!
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Tags: apple tv country roads courting bmx ramp ]]> Length: 31:04
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Getting ready to head over to event
Gotta cut these show notes short
Be good!
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Tags: apple tv country roads courting bmx ramp ]]> Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:22:41 -0500 30:02 tag:croncast.com,4345 Episode: #617 Length: 31:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Getting ready to head over to event Gotta cut these show notes short Be good! Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag no apple tv, country roads, courting, bmx ramp, croncast iPhone and iPad issue sorted out - via twitter http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4334/-croncast-iPhone-and-iPad-issue-sorted-out---via-twitter_iphone_ipad.php Blog



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Tags: iphone ipad croncast ]]> Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:26:38 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4334 should be fully functional this evening. it's a total hack but it works. no iphone, ipad, croncast, , iPhone Update (iPad too) http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4318/iPhone-Update-(iPad-too)_iphone-mp3_listen-iphone.php Blog
I wanted to let you know that I have been testing everything out here to figure out why the shows starting with Episode 6 stopped playing on the iPhone.

I still don't have a clue why it isn't working. I've got it narrowed down to the new art work that I added to the MP3 and iTunes, as weird as that sounds, but that isn't a great solution.

And even then the episodes are still not loading. On Blackberry and Android phones the episodes are still flowing.

I'm am continuing to work on it.

In the meantime for those of you having trouble, you can take the feed URL that we sent you in the email when you registered and use it in your web browser or almost any other feed reader to the get the shows.

I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience that this is causing some of you.

Soon . . . I'll have this sorted out.

Cheers, Kris

Tags: iphone mp3 listen iphone iphone podcast stream mp3 iphone ]]>
I wanted to let you know that I have been testing everything out here to figure out why the shows starting with Episode 6 stopped playing on the iPhone.

I still don't have a clue why it isn't working. I've got it narrowed down to the new art work that I added to the MP3 and iTunes, as weird as that sounds, but that isn't a great solution.

And even then the episodes are still not loading. On Blackberry and Android phones the episodes are still flowing.

I'm am continuing to work on it.

In the meantime for those of you having trouble, you can take the feed URL that we sent you in the email when you registered and use it in your web browser or almost any other feed reader to the get the shows.

I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience that this is causing some of you.

Soon . . . I'll have this sorted out.

Cheers, Kris

Tags: iphone mp3 listen iphone iphone podcast stream mp3 iphone ]]> Sat, 03 Apr 2010 18:01:33 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4318 Hey guys, I wanted to let you know that I have been testing everything out here to figure out why the shows starting with Episode 6 stopped playing on the iPhone. I still don't have a clue why it isn't working. I've got it narrowed down to the new art work that I added to the MP3 and iTunes, as weird as that sounds, but that no iphone mp3, listen iphone, iphone podcast, stream mp3 iphone, Panama Hats, Thrift Carnival, Suggestive Sales http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4295/Panama-Hats-Thrift-Carnival-Suggestive-Sales_suggestive-sales_cabbie-honk.php Blog Length: 25:36
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Class wars in the street
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Tags: suggestive sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Length: 25:36
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Class wars in the street
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: suggestive sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:36:05 -0500 25:36 tag:croncast.com,4295 Episode: #606 Length: 25:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes in no suggestive sales, cabbie honk, thrift carnival, vhs tapes, turbo tax Season 24 Ep 06: Das Sampla http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4294/Season-24-Ep-06:-Das-Sampla_suggest-sales_cabbie-honk.php Podcasts Length: 3:48
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: suggest sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Length: 3:48
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: suggest sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:15:35 -0500 3:48 tag:croncast.com,4294 Episode: #606 Sampler Length: 3:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes no suggest sales, cabbie honk, thrift carnival, vhs tapes, turbo tax Center Pieces, No Baby Prize, Elope Now http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4284/Center-Pieces-No-Baby-Prize-Elope-Now_wedding-plans_elope.php Podcasts Length: 27:20
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:20:27 -0500 27:20 tag:croncast.com,4284 Episode: #604 Length: 27:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had Making it out no wedding plans, elope, loose my mind, married now, fat dress Season 24 Ep 04: A Sampling http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4283/Season-24-Ep-04:-A-Sampling_wedding-plans_elope.php Podcasts Length: 4:10
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:06:11 -0500 4:10 tag:croncast.com,4283 Episode: #604 Sampler Length: 4:10 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he no wedding plans, elope, loose my mind, married now, fat dress Partner Whiplash, Full Facemask, Psychic Dominance http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4258/Partner-Whiplash-Full-Facemask-Psychic-Dominance_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Podcasts Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 27:56
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:22:35 -0600 27:56 tag:croncast.com,4258 Show: #555 Length: 27:56 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you must be mind no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Season 23 Ep 20: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4257/Season-23-Ep-20:-Croncast-Sampler_psychic-connections_rubber-suit.php Podcasts Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Length: 4:58
Format: mp3

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Being married to your best friend
You gave me whiplash!
I would charge $20 for that
The memory was priceless
Betsy gots paid to blog
She grabbed my hands
Told me she was a psychic
She was setting up the dominance
First you must be mind raped
You have to cooperate
He should chew on my hair to know more about me
I wore a pant suit
He tells me, "You're the type of woman that takes a lot of time with her appearance."
My job was wiping developmentally delayed kids
Not professional
I wore splatter resistance cotton to work
Success in a box
So why do I need to go see one, now?
You can't wear a full face mask in NYC
The bus driver wouldn't even let the dude on the bus
Tell me how I was freaking out?
He was wearing a rubber fucking suit
Maybe it was skeevey subway dude?
You win
You would prefer that I not work and pursue a comedy career
Why does that bother you?
My friends are jealous because you are letting me do what I want
But you're not
You, my lady, are comedian
You have this opportunity, you should take it!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: psychic connections rubber suit professional blogger comedian face mask ]]> Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:10:43 -0600 4:58 tag:croncast.com,4257 Show: #555-Sampler Length: 4:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Being married to your best friend You gave me whiplash! I would charge $20 for that The memory was priceless Betsy gots paid to blog She grabbed my hands Told me she was a psychic She was setting up the dominance First you no psychic connections, rubber suit, professional blogger, comedian, face mask Daddy Justice, Aluminum Lined, Long Memory http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4233/Daddy-Justice-Aluminum-Lined-Long-Memory_hamster_pet-store.php Podcasts Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille ]]> Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

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Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i've had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille
You set me up for a lifetime of chores
I didn't walk away
I'm still here
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything
Just don't tell Mommy
Daddy's buying me a hamster
You have no idea
I do know
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris
Glow in the dark ball back in the day
Pets didn't last me all that long
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide
No it didn't die
Does you mom still have that?
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot
Look, is was common at that time
Aluminum foil on the bottom
What?
That is what they said to do
Who?
The people at the pet store
<-- sampler show ends -->
That is the way it was done
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?
It didn't do him any good
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms
The way that it is
If he's smart he won't eat it
Was your crib lined with foil?
He decided to do himself in
Brittle plastic bottom
It was a bird cage
I can't even look at you
Why did he die? I don't know
I highly doubt you had a hamster
It was really a dead parakeet
This is my friend Pete
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me
Oh my god, that is dumb!
Maybe it got bird food
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you
Oh, baby
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids
Maybe I shouldn't have done it
She will never forgive me
She's got a great memory
Don't go buy a hamster
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: hamster pet store dylan's candy bar new york la moille ]]> Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:06:28 -0600 28:09 tag:croncast.com,4233 Show: #544 Length: 28:09 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Hey hey Thos comments are gonna flow Yes, i've had hamsters before This would be a fourth Well, it is a fourth How did you have four hamsters? What happened to them? Kris tells a story that should never be told I don't want to go no hamster, pet store, dylan's candy bar, new york, la moille the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4228/the-hottest-woman-i-know-|-@reslaequeen-|-good-gawd-baby_work_photo.php Blog the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby.

every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo.

probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult.

she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together.

i love her with all my heart and cherish the time that we have together. or maybe i constantly take it for granted and should be appreciative more often than when i am looking at your photo when you're not here?

baby, i love you.

i'm going to wait up for you and give you a big hug when you walk through the door. i might even cry because i am happy.

you are the best thing that ever came into my life and stuck around.



Tags: work photo often together baby ]]>the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby.

every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo.

probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult.

she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together.

i love her with all my heart and cherish the time that we have together. or maybe i constantly take it for granted and should be appreciative more often than when i am looking at your photo when you're not here?

baby, i love you.

i'm going to wait up for you and give you a big hug when you walk through the door. i might even cry because i am happy.

you are the best thing that ever came into my life and stuck around.



Tags: work photo often together baby ]]> Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:10:41 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4228 every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo. probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult. she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together. i love her with all my heart and cherish the no work, photo, often, together, baby The New York Days Begin, Feral Las Vegas Cats, Costco Lust http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4223/The-New-York-Days-Begin-Feral-Las-Vegas-Cats-Costco-Lust_Get-Cool_NYSE.php Blog Length: 40:05
Format: mp3

Thank you!
To all those that are cool . . . you rock!
If you're not cool, you can get cool
Why start on the 13th?
I can't avoid the number - I should embrace it
It's always in my address
Homeless guy that sleeps in front of only that address
Working on the streaming version player
Will be ready by Friday
How should I know that 3XL in gay is in XL?
I thought things were fancy in Naperville
Until I experienced Elliot's public school
Can anyone ring the bell at NYSE or NASDAQ?
Grammy tickets?
Where is this place and who are these people?
Having a nice car in New York
She has a huge Range Rover
What are we?
We're the Walking Class
Party at the wine bar for the parents
I don't have a baby sitter
No worries, my nanny can watch your kids too
Thanks but I can't get there
Don't worry my husband has a car service
I was just at Costco, you bitch
No idea how I would even get there
The suburban delights are missing here
No alone time here
What kind of hell is to be in Las Vegas for a week
You would sleep with a girl named Debra
I did leave Miss Debra to do her thing
My hotel turned out to be a motel
And yes it had feral cats
I could hear water dripping
Sure, that was the dead hooker in the wall
Fresh sponge paint on everything
If you had been raised with a vagina
You never would have accepted that room
Setting me for slaughter
I thought I was dead
You have a story to tell me Mr B
Friday, baby
It is too long
You went to a penthouse party in Las Vegas
No, a Penthouse party in the VIP
I've got no idea how to describe it


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Tags: Get Cool NYSE The New York Days Miss Debra No tell motel ]]> Length: 40:05
Format: mp3

Thank you!
To all those that are cool . . . you rock!
If you're not cool, you can get cool
Why start on the 13th?
I can't avoid the number - I should embrace it
It's always in my address
Homeless guy that sleeps in front of only that address
Working on the streaming version player
Will be ready by Friday
How should I know that 3XL in gay is in XL?
I thought things were fancy in Naperville
Until I experienced Elliot's public school
Can anyone ring the bell at NYSE or NASDAQ?
Grammy tickets?
Where is this place and who are these people?
Having a nice car in New York
She has a huge Range Rover
What are we?
We're the Walking Class
Party at the wine bar for the parents
I don't have a baby sitter
No worries, my nanny can watch your kids too
Thanks but I can't get there
Don't worry my husband has a car service
I was just at Costco, you bitch
No idea how I would even get there
The suburban delights are missing here
No alone time here
What kind of hell is to be in Las Vegas for a week
You would sleep with a girl named Debra
I did leave Miss Debra to do her thing
My hotel turned out to be a motel
And yes it had feral cats
I could hear water dripping
Sure, that was the dead hooker in the wall
Fresh sponge paint on everything
If you had been raised with a vagina
You never would have accepted that room
Setting me for slaughter
I thought I was dead
You have a story to tell me Mr B
Friday, baby
It is too long
You went to a penthouse party in Las Vegas
No, a Penthouse party in the VIP
I've got no idea how to describe it


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Tags: Get Cool NYSE The New York Days Miss Debra No tell motel ]]> Wed, 13 Jan 2010 12:45:58 -0600 40:05 tag:croncast.com,4223 Show: #536 Length: 40:05 Format: mp3 Thank you! To all those that are cool . . . you rock! If you're not cool, you can get cool Why start on the 13th? I can't avoid the number - I should embrace it It's always in my address Homeless guy that sleeps in front of only that address Working on the streaming version no Get Cool, NYSE, The New York Days, Miss Debra, No tell motel riding high with steven yanov @yanobrand http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4218/riding-high-with-steven-yanov-@yanobrand_yanobrand_yanov.php Blog riding high with steven yanov @yanobrand



Tags: yanobrand yanov steven riding ]]>riding high with steven yanov @yanobrand



Tags: yanobrand yanov steven riding ]]> Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:12:44 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4218 no yanobrand, yanov, steven, riding, 1800's seven courses http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1988/1800s-seven-courses_courses_.php Blog 1800's seven courses



Tags: courses ]]>1800's seven courses



Tags: courses ]]> Fri, 25 Sep 2009 08:09:05 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1988 no courses, , , , Season 22 Ep 08: Naperville Buh Bye, Speedy in pocket, Flying over tornados http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1965/Season-22-Ep-08:-Naperville-Buh-Bye-Speedy-in-pocket-Flying-over-tornados_Naperville_limousine.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-08-31 Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3
Show: #534
Length: 30:18
Size: 27.8 mb
Format: mp3

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Let the reboot begin
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped
It's the real deal
They heard the show
The offer was pulled
It pre-dated even their interest in our home
So much conflict from it we had to stop
Hard finding buyers
You guys knew all about the crazy
They didn't just call up
She furnished a transcript
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline
They knew we were in a bind
How can you be special when the whole world knows?
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge
Enough of this crap
Picking back up where we left off . . .
Leaving Naperville
The car arrives to take us way
You can't tell that story yet
The New York story has to wait
"I am a rock star," Elliot
What do we move with - 6 suitcases
Getting on a jet plane
House hadn't closed yet
No place to live
Not a job offer
Finding new homes for dogs
Missing the four legged family members
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house
Grabbing Speedy
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."
Wasn't that weird for me
Airport hotel
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing
I had a four bedroom house
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab


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Tags: Naperville limousine hermit crab speedy ]]>Croncast 2009-08-31 Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3
Show: #534
Length: 30:18
Size: 27.8 mb
Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Let the reboot begin
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped
It's the real deal
They heard the show
The offer was pulled
It pre-dated even their interest in our home
So much conflict from it we had to stop
Hard finding buyers
You guys knew all about the crazy
They didn't just call up
She furnished a transcript
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline
They knew we were in a bind
How can you be special when the whole world knows?
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge
Enough of this crap
Picking back up where we left off . . .
Leaving Naperville
The car arrives to take us way
You can't tell that story yet
The New York story has to wait
"I am a rock star," Elliot
What do we move with - 6 suitcases
Getting on a jet plane
House hadn't closed yet
No place to live
Not a job offer
Finding new homes for dogs
Missing the four legged family members
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house
Grabbing Speedy
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."
Wasn't that weird for me
Airport hotel
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing
I had a four bedroom house
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab


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Tags: Naperville limousine hermit crab speedy ]]> Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:15:12 -0500 30:18 tag:croncast.com,1965 Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3 Show: #534 Length: 30:18 Size: 27.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Let the reboot begin Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds Betsy breaks no Naperville, limousine, hermit crab, speedy, Who's up for an NYC Croncast meetup with BOTH Betsy and Kris? http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1952/Whos-up-for-an-NYC-Croncast-meetup-with-BOTH-Betsy-and-Kris_NYC_Kris-Smith.php Blog
We'd love to share a drink or two with our New York area listeners. It might even turn into show prep ;-).

Which night works best . . . Thursday night the 7th or Friday night the 8th?

Tags: NYC Kris Smith Betsy Smith meetup Croncast ]]>
We'd love to share a drink or two with our New York area listeners. It might even turn into show prep ;-).

Which night works best . . . Thursday night the 7th or Friday night the 8th?

Tags: NYC Kris Smith Betsy Smith meetup Croncast ]]> Thu, 30 Apr 2009 17:38:32 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1952 Yes, both of us will be in town May 7, 8 and the morning of the 9th. We'd love to share a drink or two with our New York area listeners. It might even turn into show prep ;-). Which night works best . . . Thursday night the 7th or Friday night the 8th? no NYC, Kris Smith, Betsy Smith, meetup, Croncast Think differently about RSS and its uses http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1950/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses_flickr_live-photo-blogging.php Blog
Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.

I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.

Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.

First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like Flickr, Seesmic and Tumblr offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier.

Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to Twitter. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.

How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.

In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.

Here's how it goes down:

1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title
2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also
3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet
4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter
5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go
6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script
7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo

What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery

Summary: Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!

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Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.

I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.

Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.

First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like Flickr, Seesmic and Tumblr offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier.

Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to Twitter. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.

How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.

In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.

Here's how it goes down:

1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title
2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also
3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet
4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter
5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go
6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script
7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo

What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery

Summary: Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!

Tags: flickr live photo blogging RSS as API seesmic tumblr twitter ]]> Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:18:54 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1950 It's been quite a while since I wrote a blog post and it was time to get down with the reality that some things can't be said in 140 characters or less. Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she no flickr, live photo blogging, RSS as API, seesmic, tumblr Make better RSS feeds by not making them http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1318/Make-better-RSS-feeds-by-not-making-them_RSS_CNET.php Blog
Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same.

The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for publishers to create no feeds at all. Let your readers make their own.

Here are a couple examples why this is a better method for content syndication than relying on your own editorial skills.

Example 1: How not to do it.



Don't get me wrong on this, CNET is offering nearly all of its content up for syndication. This is an excellent strategy to create value from older content. However, do readers really need the option of subscribing to 100 plus predefined RSS feeds? Simply, no.

Finding feeds for the topics you are interested in is difficult. The worst of it is that you can only access them individually, i.e.; you want 10 of feeds, copy and paste them one by one into your feed reader. Sounds like a party to me. If you have more skills you might use a service that rolls all of them up into one feed for you. I would guess that about three people have done this.

Why overwhelm your readers like this? And besides, it is pretty intimidating for someone new to the RSS game. Shouldn't they be able to access your content in a way that makes it relevant to them?

Example 2: How to do RSS right.



What you see above is one of two flavors of how to let your readers pick what they receive in RSS feeds. It's a simple and easy to use text input that allows readers to enter keywords and phrases that they want in their feed. There's nothing fancy, easy access to old content in the straight-forward way that RSS is delivered; updates of the newest items first and set number items in the feed, usually twenty-five.



What the second screen shot shows is the magic of thinking differently about RSS feeds. This image demonstrates what happens when someone clicks on the 'advanced' link. The reader is then given control over every aspect of the RSS feed. They choose the content, when it is delivered, how much content, in what order (none of this newest stuff first mumbo jumbo - great use for episodic content) and how many updates to get at a time.

Who is better to choose than the person doing the consuming? RSS needs to be like Burger King where a customer can have it their way.

When this concept is applied to large volumes of content the value of it increases with each new article or podcast. Imagine if you could have this type of access at the NY Times or with your local paper. Even the obits from 30 years ago are now of value again. Value to the reader and value to the publisher with ad inventory.

The future of content syndication isn't in prescriptive channels created by publishers. The future is in the subjective choices of the consumer. They neither need or want every product that you have to offer.

We need to be smarter about our syndicated content via RSS and take into consideration how to make that user experience more satisfying. Whether it is by allowing users to pick topics or order of updates, something needs to change. Why? Because it is all about attention; the premium of which is measured in subscribers, influence and the influence of those subscribers.

Tags: RSS CNET readers consumers interaction ]]>
Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same.

The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for publishers to create no feeds at all. Let your readers make their own.

Here are a couple examples why this is a better method for content syndication than relying on your own editorial skills.

Example 1: How not to do it.



Don't get me wrong on this, CNET is offering nearly all of its content up for syndication. This is an excellent strategy to create value from older content. However, do readers really need the option of subscribing to 100 plus predefined RSS feeds? Simply, no.

Finding feeds for the topics you are interested in is difficult. The worst of it is that you can only access them individually, i.e.; you want 10 of feeds, copy and paste them one by one into your feed reader. Sounds like a party to me. If you have more skills you might use a service that rolls all of them up into one feed for you. I would guess that about three people have done this.

Why overwhelm your readers like this? And besides, it is pretty intimidating for someone new to the RSS game. Shouldn't they be able to access your content in a way that makes it relevant to them?

Example 2: How to do RSS right.



What you see above is one of two flavors of how to let your readers pick what they receive in RSS feeds. It's a simple and easy to use text input that allows readers to enter keywords and phrases that they want in their feed. There's nothing fancy, easy access to old content in the straight-forward way that RSS is delivered; updates of the newest items first and set number items in the feed, usually twenty-five.



What the second screen shot shows is the magic of thinking differently about RSS feeds. This image demonstrates what happens when someone clicks on the 'advanced' link. The reader is then given control over every aspect of the RSS feed. They choose the content, when it is delivered, how much content, in what order (none of this newest stuff first mumbo jumbo - great use for episodic content) and how many updates to get at a time.

Who is better to choose than the person doing the consuming? RSS needs to be like Burger King where a customer can have it their way.

When this concept is applied to large volumes of content the value of it increases with each new article or podcast. Imagine if you could have this type of access at the NY Times or with your local paper. Even the obits from 30 years ago are now of value again. Value to the reader and value to the publisher with ad inventory.

The future of content syndication isn't in prescriptive channels created by publishers. The future is in the subjective choices of the consumer. They neither need or want every product that you have to offer.

We need to be smarter about our syndicated content via RSS and take into consideration how to make that user experience more satisfying. Whether it is by allowing users to pick topics or order of updates, something needs to change. Why? Because it is all about attention; the premium of which is measured in subscribers, influence and the influence of those subscribers.

Tags: RSS CNET readers consumers interaction ]]> Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:00:20 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1318 Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for no RSS, CNET, readers, consumers, interaction