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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/614/cks-2007-01-15.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-01-15 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/614/cks-2007-01-15.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-01-15.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #327<br />
  Length: 29:45<br />
  Size: 20.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris January 15, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-jan-20070115.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Daniel Broad.<br>
Daniel may be trying to kill me<br>
"Tomorrow, your close call with crumpets," Betsy<br>
The audio fidelity of Croncast<br>
I'm a free man<br>
No more corporate job<br>
Now I can talk all the shit I want about my office mates . . . Betsy, Elliot, Gigi<br>
And since you're my wife no sexual harassment suits<br>
But if you keep up with the broken monitor thing<br>
You go this geek cry baby phase<br>
The water cooler moment <br>
I hope this isn't how our conversations aren't going to be<br>
Today starts podcasting job full time<br>
Where did that weird conversation guy go<br>
The new monitor screen is brighter than the sun<br>
This monitor makes Kris happy<br>
The screen real estate  . . . <br>
It is shooting geek happy rays from the screen<br>
Gateway is working to chemically alter nerds<br>
Elliot vs. the salmon<br>
Kris, "Maybe tomorrow we can look for salmon flavored candy . . . salmon flavored yogurt."<br>
Elliot, "I am going to puke."<br>
Vomitus a lotus commences<br>
Fish floater story<br>
Do fish really have floaters<br>
I never did eat the brussel sprouts as a kid<br>
The sound of the electric knife<br>
That is how I knew it was time to eat at Grandma's during the holidays<br>
Betsy is sick and so are the kids<br>
The foreigners are trying to kill me<br>
That four letter word that starts with 's' that drives Betsy . . . sale<br>
Betsy can't find a sales person<br>
The bar stool dance<br>
Now the German chocolatier are after Kris<br>
Choked with a Riesen chocolate<br>
Pluses of being a chubster, strong throat hole<br>
Evidently I hadn't been breathing for a bit<br>
Sunday night is back for HBO with Rome<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elliot vs. salmon">Elliot vs. salmon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elliot vs. salmon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elliot vs. salmon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/screen real estate">screen real estate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/screen real estate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/screen real estate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/fish floater">fish floater</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fish floater"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/fish floater.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Riesen candy">Riesen candy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Riesen candy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Riesen candy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rome on HBO">Rome on HBO</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rome on HBO"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rome on HBO.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/614/cks-2007-01-15.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-01-15 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/614/cks-2007-01-15.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-01-15.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #327<br />
  Length: 29:45<br />
  Size: 20.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris January 15, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/rocko-jan-20070115.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Daniel Broad.<br>
Daniel may be trying to kill me<br>
"Tomorrow, your close call with crumpets," Betsy<br>
The audio fidelity of Croncast<br>
I'm a free man<br>
No more corporate job<br>
Now I can talk all the shit I want about my office mates . . . Betsy, Elliot, Gigi<br>
And since you're my wife no sexual harassment suits<br>
But if you keep up with the broken monitor thing<br>
You go this geek cry baby phase<br>
The water cooler moment <br>
I hope this isn't how our conversations aren't going to be<br>
Today starts podcasting job full time<br>
Where did that weird conversation guy go<br>
The new monitor screen is brighter than the sun<br>
This monitor makes Kris happy<br>
The screen real estate  . . . <br>
It is shooting geek happy rays from the screen<br>
Gateway is working to chemically alter nerds<br>
Elliot vs. the salmon<br>
Kris, "Maybe tomorrow we can look for salmon flavored candy . . . salmon flavored yogurt."<br>
Elliot, "I am going to puke."<br>
Vomitus a lotus commences<br>
Fish floater story<br>
Do fish really have floaters<br>
I never did eat the brussel sprouts as a kid<br>
The sound of the electric knife<br>
That is how I knew it was time to eat at Grandma's during the holidays<br>
Betsy is sick and so are the kids<br>
The foreigners are trying to kill me<br>
That four letter word that starts with 's' that drives Betsy . . . sale<br>
Betsy can't find a sales person<br>
The bar stool dance<br>
Now the German chocolatier are after Kris<br>
Choked with a Riesen chocolate<br>
Pluses of being a chubster, strong throat hole<br>
Evidently I hadn't been breathing for a bit<br>
Sunday night is back for HBO with Rome<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elliot vs. salmon">Elliot vs. salmon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elliot vs. salmon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elliot vs. salmon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/screen real estate">screen real estate</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/screen real estate"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/screen real estate.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/fish floater">fish floater</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fish floater"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/fish floater.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Riesen candy">Riesen candy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Riesen candy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Riesen candy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rome on HBO">Rome on HBO</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rome on HBO"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rome on HBO.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 22, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/557/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-22-2006_Grimace-couch_puggle.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/557/cks-2006-11-22.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-22 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/557/cks-2006-11-22.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-22.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #305<br />
  Length: 34:45<br />
  Size: 23.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 22, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061122.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

We were hitting on all cylinders for this show.<Br><br>

I blow the date . . . today is the 22nd<br>
The foreigner (I say in jest) spamming our contact form<br>
I blow this too on the show and say "comment" I meant contact<br>
Contact spam is out of control<br>
Opt-in spamming<br>
Kris can't stand up to his mom with boundaries<br>
Thanks for the donations!<br>
Button will up today<br>
Ugly puggles<br>
Betsy moves eBay pile under the desk<br>
The Grimace couch has arrived<br>
Betsy's newest resale friend<br>
No new show Friday . . . expect a vacation show for sentimental value<br>

<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Grimace couch">Grimace couch</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Grimace couch"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Grimace couch.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/puggle">puggle</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/puggle"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/puggle.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/doggie day care">doggie day care</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/doggie day care"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/doggie day care.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/contact spam">contact spam</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/contact spam"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/contact spam.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/foreigner">foreigner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/foreigner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/foreigner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/557/cks-2006-11-22.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-11-22 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/557/cks-2006-11-22.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-11-22.mp3</a>
<p>Show: #305<br />
  Length: 34:45<br />
  Size: 23.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris November 22, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/chopper-nov-20061122.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

We were hitting on all cylinders for this show.<Br><br>

I blow the date . . . today is the 22nd<br>
The foreigner (I say in jest) spamming our contact form<br>
I blow this too on the show and say "comment" I meant contact<br>
Contact spam is out of control<br>
Opt-in spamming<br>
Kris can't stand up to his mom with boundaries<br>
Thanks for the donations!<br>
Button will up today<br>
Ugly puggles<br>
Betsy moves eBay pile under the desk<br>
The Grimace couch has arrived<br>
Betsy's newest resale friend<br>
No new show Friday . . . expect a vacation show for sentimental value<br>

<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Grimace couch">Grimace couch</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Grimace couch"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Grimace couch.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/puggle">puggle</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/puggle"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/puggle.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/doggie day care">doggie day care</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/doggie day care"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/doggie day care.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/contact spam">contact spam</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/contact spam"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/contact spam.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/foreigner">foreigner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/foreigner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/foreigner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 07:39:08 -0600</pubDate>
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