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Season 19 Ep 3: Wheel of Fortune, Mailmen, Mrs. Coach

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:56:44 -0600

Croncast - 2008-01-11.mp3
Show: #449
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After reading the comments I am starting to feel sad
Kris, don't feel sad . . . you'll change your mind
Real reasons
We just do it, it's become part of our day
We've become part of that
It's like a radio station
And they are playing Rod Stewart
What? Kris you have lost your mind
Would you rather I say Nazareth "Hair of the Dog"?
What are you talking about?
You should pre-screen your thoughts
Like a celebrity does
Wive's would love these things
Coming back from the long break
Saying things as opposed to telling stories
It was your birthday it made for a weird show
I have to go to the bank
I noticed you didn't buy your own cake
Yes, I needed to step it up and buy one
The bank was a ruse
Turns out the cake was frozen
Much like you
I couldn't really cut it
I told the kids it was an ice cream cake
I forgot to buy candles
Yeah, you made me blow out a lighter
It wasn't just a Bic
This is why being married to you is difficult
You should just say what I think
Kris starts telling Elliot about the lighter
All I can think is shut up, idiot
He doesn't need to know that stuff
I thought about the house burning down
You gotta pull the thing back and click
Mr B. I am so worried about the Wheel of Fortune audition
What am I going to wear?
What am I going to do with my hair?
I think you are projecting a bit
I am going to start combing my eyebrows over my forehead
I hit 33 and my eyebrows are out of control
Big eyebrows are creepy
I didn't say mono-brow
You think the producers are looking for middle America
A mom with pizzaz
I'm not sure I buy that
Maybe you should watch the show
Men wear suits . . . the same on that they wear to funerals and weddings
All the women wear pins
That reminds me of the coach story when you were helping Andy shop
Leave it up to your mom
She'll just buy it off QVC for you
The UPS man, the mail man and the garbage man all have our numbers
QVC delivered twice a day around here
The mail man knows everything that goes on in your life
She's got QVC on the tv and the laptop
The guy from the Queer Eye show is on, she yells
We wake up every Wednesday morning to breaking glass
The garbage man hates us
The QVC bags all end up scattered around the cul de sac
When I was a kid we got the neighbors mail for a week
I knew that he wasn't paying his bills
Water is a luxury
He spent all of his money on Jaguars and software
Baby, you got unfinished projects everywhere
It's typically the man
Feigning the CWI to watch prison shows
It was a very serious sledding injury
I can wear chest pads
Keeping up with the IRS
Just one of those things
Monday you be blinded by my bespangled sweater and snow man pin
I need to seem charming and wholesome
Don't tell them about the podcast
I already did
Well then you need to be yourself
Jeanie said I won't be funny in a pant suit
I disagree you would look very funny in a pant suit

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Betsy and her husband Kris Jan 05, 2007

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:29:31 -0600

Croncast - 2007-01-05.mp3

Show: #323
Length: 38:08
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Betsy and her husband Kris January 05, 2007

Today's show is brought to you by Gary Shilts.
Well, "Big news on Friday" has turned into "Big News on Monday"
Betsy and a wise friend advised me against it for today, so blame them for ruining the fun
The blue thing staring me down
Turns out it is a dolphin, dolphins aren't blue
It's a kids swing
This color issue is bothering me
Have you ever hear that introduction before
You got it wrong Mr. B.
We would have this argument on some stranger's driveway
People couldn't handle it
Today's big news is that Betsy thinks I need to be her apprentice, nope
Betsy says that I can't tell the big news
You already gave it away Betsy in email
No one knows where we really live
Henry, the nerd posse
You have to give him a plug for his blog
Even though he's from Aurora we let him in
Drying your junk with an air dryer
You would think immediately that this is something would happen in Aurora
Well it wasn't
Thanks for the image Henry!
I know about your Habitat for Humanity
I am going on record, I have never messed the white powder
Unlike the Barack Obama
Betsy does not take this kindly
"They are dumping his stuff out in the public cause of his presidential aspirations"
What you're telling me is that Mr. Kris Smith was a worm farmer?
Who is 40 years old and hasn't tried drugs in their life
It's not he's Republican, every Democrat has done drugs
I don't understand this ideal . . . and Kris misuses the word "vestige" . . . I apologize
Happy rays come out of his eyes
Don't let him take his shift off then his love rays come out
Lifetime movies are TV teledramas purchased for $7.50 from a vault
Stranded on an island with a hot guy and her dork ass husband
We had to watch the movie because the starlet had big boobs, natural
Betsy is hitting the Black Box Wine again
I can see you doing what you do, Betsy, with any product
Dumpster diving does have real value
"I just got good at this," Betsy
Taking out the benches that could smash children
Watching the garbage man do his job
He has to think every week, "It's about time these people got evicted"
Getting teacher crap for the holidays
OK shows over

Tags: Lifetime movies Barack Obama Black Box Wine dumpster diving Gary Shilts

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 162

Wed, 22 Mar 2006 06:10:36 -0600

Croncast - 2006-03-22.mp3

Show: #206
Length: 24:29
Size: 16.8mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 162

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Show Notes

If you get this show
Sending us an email
Hair cuts from the beauty school
$5.00 and sign the waiver that you won't sue us
They still have a chance of flunking out of beauty school and you are letting them cut your hair
Change it up like a spa
I hope I don't get her
Some men find it pretty, those driving around in their Datsun looking for a date
They're building a house
Over 100 bones for a dye job
Kris couldn't manage the drama
Leaving out the straight guy from the shop
Is Luigi there?
Feeling totally ripped off
Somebody did and they flipped out
Hair haters
Your body reclaiming your hair for nutrients
The birthday girl hungover with scissors
Being mean and enjoying
Knives and styrofoam cups
Snuggly and cloudy
Rare puff-a-lumps at .50 a piece
Betsy kicks them in the shins
Is it stealing?
The garbage man talks about us when he goes home
Can't give it to kids because they will actually play with it
Don't touch the tiny little laptop
Encased like the Constitution
Betsy to return to the American Girl store downtown Chicago
Good night Mr. B, I am going to bed. You've offended me on many levels

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Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:26:12 -0600

Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3

Show: #203
Length: 36:39
Size: 25.6 mb
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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159

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Show Notes

There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house.
Bedazzled like a peacok
He was in to that sort of thing
Be my wife
"No. You gotta be fucking kidding me."
Mean from day one
We can party but not get married
The large amount of earings in my head
The head peircing
My brother head hole is full of more holes
Making podcasts in Gie Gie's environs
Basement is ex-grubby and looks like it belongs to someone else
The old folding doors were us
We just don't take care of anything
Dog hair, legos, dust, crunched up baby food and crackers - home
Ben is making Kris look really bad
The Lincoln is for sale and the crazies are calling
They started calling at 6:10 a.m.
Baby stomach shorr off
Putting Ben on staff
What 30 year old needs a PSP?
I do!
The faucet
Wal-mart is not evil, just then tenets are
Elliot is obsessed with concept of the devil right now
What we really paid for the kitchen faucet
Guilty for buying it? Nope, it is art
You didn't give me shit. I bought that with my money.
The garbage man hates us
Betsy watches him out the window, even today
You said, "I wear double X jeans . . . that is all I am getting out of this."
Will you marry me? Yes, she says.
No faucet without Kris.

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 61

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 10:44:21 -0500

Croncast - 2005-04-11.mp3

Show: #102
Length: 28:09
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 61

In today's show we get into half birthdays, parasitic or symbiotic relations, thank you's to those who sent in favorite moments, Betsy's tired out voice, what not to say to your soon to be dead grandmother, all the things that you can learn about people from being a garbage man and Betsy continues to attempt a podcast sale of our pool table on eBay - pool table.

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