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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 07:41:24 -0500

Croncast - 2007-06-13.mp3
Show: #375
Length: 30:03
Size: 20.6mb
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 13, 2007

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July 8th, live show, must get 10 peeps in seats by June 15th
The triscadecaphobes represent in full
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Something that would force Betsy to wear a bra and brush her hair
Whatever Mr. B, I saw gnats swarming in your cubby
We should call your corner, "What's that smell"
Garbage to the left and plates to the right
And, and what?
I put on the Beast costume for you baby
Here's the auction
Betsy dressed up in a costume years ago and now it is my turn
I'm going to give the auction number
Betsy reads it all too fast
Then she gives them to us like were are idiots
That's teh thanks that I get for helping you with your costume
There's one watcher already
The gay trip wires were missing
The male flight attendant gives Kris a wink
I have to do something about my appearance
We have become morons
Intelligence is sucked up by your offspring as you fight for survival
Betsy's grammar has taken a dive or maybe we shouldn't record so late at night
Betsy's sister invited to one of those lady sex parties
A "Love" party
I don't want to hear about grandma's sex toys
There will be other people there, Betsy
Turns out there is no one else there
I keep my inventory at my parents house in the crawl space
Big black duffel bag
They search your bags no matter what
Then they steal your iPod
The Beast will get pulled aside
Yes, I need to shave off my goatee
Going the Billy Bob Thornton look is not good for you
I am embarrassed
"If you make yourself ugly"
Sex toys and Monte Carlos
Making a buck
No one sells out of their trunk anymore, there's this thing called the internet
Side effects of the Depo shot
I don't want to hear it
Just like the candle lady
What makes you think there's a future in vibrators?
So we leave
In the Jewel parking lot the Monte Carlo starting yelling at us
"Give it to me baby"
They were watching Wrestle Mania 4 on Tivo and decided to go get it on in the Jewel parking lot
No, Vicky, you can't take a picture
They were having some alone
They were saving their relationship
Getting your lady into the car for Monte Carlo love
Vacation number two for the summer is coming
Don't forget were doing a live show in Seattle, well we plan to
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Betsy and her husband Kris Jan 15, 2007

Mon, 15 Jan 2007 06:54:42 -0600

Croncast - 2007-01-15.mp3

Show: #327
Length: 29:45
Size: 20.4mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris January 15, 2007

Today's show is brought to you by Daniel Broad.
Daniel may be trying to kill me
"Tomorrow, your close call with crumpets," Betsy
The audio fidelity of Croncast
I'm a free man
No more corporate job
Now I can talk all the shit I want about my office mates . . . Betsy, Elliot, Gigi
And since you're my wife no sexual harassment suits
But if you keep up with the broken monitor thing
You go this geek cry baby phase
The water cooler moment
I hope this isn't how our conversations aren't going to be
Today starts podcasting job full time
Where did that weird conversation guy go
The new monitor screen is brighter than the sun
This monitor makes Kris happy
The screen real estate . . .
It is shooting geek happy rays from the screen
Gateway is working to chemically alter nerds
Elliot vs. the salmon
Kris, "Maybe tomorrow we can look for salmon flavored candy . . . salmon flavored yogurt."
Elliot, "I am going to puke."
Vomitus a lotus commences
Fish floater story
Do fish really have floaters
I never did eat the brussel sprouts as a kid
The sound of the electric knife
That is how I knew it was time to eat at Grandma's during the holidays
Betsy is sick and so are the kids
The foreigners are trying to kill me
That four letter word that starts with 's' that drives Betsy . . . sale
Betsy can't find a sales person
The bar stool dance
Now the German chocolatier are after Kris
Choked with a Riesen chocolate
Pluses of being a chubster, strong throat hole
Evidently I hadn't been breathing for a bit
Sunday night is back for HBO with Rome

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Betsy and her husband Kris May 01, 2006

Mon, 01 May 2006 06:47:11 -0500

Croncast - 2006-05-01.mp3

Show: #222
Length: 26.:55
Size: 18.5 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 01, 2006

Evidently it's May Day
What the hell is May Day?
It's the only thing Unitarians worship
Specualtion like the Wiccans
What is the common glue that holds you people together?
It's the "c" word
Someone shows up with an engineering textbook
Somehow it works like an onion stew
Betsy doesn't get the drinking blood and bread
No bake sale
Grandma's great George Foreman grill
Giving your peeps a bad rep
The only vegan cassarole at a church
Selling a rusty axe (yes it deserves the 'e') on eBay
The henna experience from scratch
We're going on vacation to Denver in a few months
Dutailier Glider goes for $240! Betsy's investment $60
The whole Chicago "My frient"
It's a movement I'm starting, my frient, it will sweep the nation
The routine requests by cats who should be selling knives door to door
Making nice with the secretary
I offered you a brownie and you told me no
Giving birth with Betsy in the room
Cacious Gray the oldest horse at Arlington Raceway

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142

Mon, 31 Oct 2005 07:01:06 -0600

Croncast - 2005-10-31.mp3

Show: #183
Length: 30:28
Size: 20.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 142

Show Notes

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Happy Halloween!
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Dinner at a friends house Kris is getting to know them
We got home just in time for incest scene in Rome on HBO
Edit points for resale to TBS
20 yeard old waiters as hobble horses
duh duh duhn - Tonight in Goodwill
She lives on Michael Jackson's street
Looking up eBay buyers on satellite maps
White people looking at the ocean sitting on their veranda costal way
Kris is impressed with Betsy's nerdom, she's hacking hubble
The Cub Scout tribe sale
The den mommies choose to use tickets instead of cash
Parents couldn't do the math
Taking advantage of the den parents
Betsy filled the mini van
Tip: Don't help the garage sale owner count against you.
They need the money to rub sticks together in the woods
It was like a half price sale at a garage sale
Buy it and sell it right away
Kris will be sent to FedEx
Standing with jockey man
Let's talk about that
The first car we've owned that has been produced in the same decade
Betsy's boxing skills
Betsy gives more tips for how to navigate the post office
She lets Kris know that he is retarded because he can't fill out form
Approached by the ultimate pyramid scam - all the sellers except the sex people left out
Betsy is going to go and promote eBay and tell them start with no investment
Selling off Elliot's stuff
Crushing the man, however he usually doesn't notice because something else shiny will get his attention
The drum of Legos
Surrounded by bright color plastic
Kris needs to learn to ask questions
Betsy says Kris is a self centered jerk
She is my own personal doctor Phil
Elliot get's a psychic reading
Put grandma's Toshiba down
The psychic didn't get a good a reading because I didn't ask questions hmmmm
Every question you can think of is a leading question
Todd's Halloween party was cool
We care about Elliot's future, hence the reading
Sylvia Brown psychic lady for $1000 a seat or $70 a question
I'm in the wrong line of work
Betsy says mediums exist, not just in the plethora that do business
"I knew he was here"
The pledge drive continues
We understand people being upset
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