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      <title>hermit crab | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for hermit crab. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for hermit crab. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for hermit crab. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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 		<description>This is the keyword feed for hermit crab. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Wanna party, Giant?</title>
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		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[			
	
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/5233011611/" title="Wanna party, Giant?"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5248/5233011611_07e47226f2.jpg"   alt="Wanna party, Giant?" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Rambling introspection and poor writing to follow.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
The headline? We'll get to that. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
A little over a year ago my wife and I moved to New York City with our two children. We left a house and life in suburban Chicago, as evidenced in all these Flickr photos that serve as a reminder of our histroy.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
We sold the house, packed up tight and left town in a stretch limo with six suitcases and a hermit crab in my wife's front pocket.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
We arrived with no apartment to rent, jobs or money. The money was tied up in the sale of our house that was occurring in a couple days, I had interviews lined up but nothing solid and for lodging a friend named Tom hooked up a tiny studio for the four of us. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I'm going to take the liberty of speeding up this story. I'll share more of it another time.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Needless to say, things didn't work out quite like we have hoped or planned. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I didn't get the jobs that I had interviewed for. The money from the sale of our house didn't clear our bank for 3 weeks. Once it cleared we got on with things.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
<b>Which brings me to the short version of things:</b><br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
New York has been many things to our family. I fell it love with every part of it and convinced my family to come with. They've stood by me as opportunities have come and gone. They've believed in me in what my own personal history will recount as one of the most challenging years of my life.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Things are on the up and I feel a little more comfortable taking the time to look at this last year as a series of challenges. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
My children may never forgive me. Hopefully, later in life, they'll appreciate that mom and dad took risks in order to provide them a more interesting life. Who else gets to watch a midget hooker try to work their father at a subway stop with a sweet line like, &quot;Wanna party, Giant?&quot;<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Nothing in suburbia packs that much excitement except a play-date at the local children's museum.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/house">house</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/house"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/house.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/life">life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/children">children</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/children"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/children.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/money">money</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/money"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/money.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/left">left</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/left"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/left.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[			
	
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/5233011611/" title="Wanna party, Giant?"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5248/5233011611_07e47226f2.jpg"   alt="Wanna party, Giant?" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Rambling introspection and poor writing to follow.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
The headline? We'll get to that. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
A little over a year ago my wife and I moved to New York City with our two children. We left a house and life in suburban Chicago, as evidenced in all these Flickr photos that serve as a reminder of our histroy.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
We sold the house, packed up tight and left town in a stretch limo with six suitcases and a hermit crab in my wife's front pocket.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
We arrived with no apartment to rent, jobs or money. The money was tied up in the sale of our house that was occurring in a couple days, I had interviews lined up but nothing solid and for lodging a friend named Tom hooked up a tiny studio for the four of us. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I'm going to take the liberty of speeding up this story. I'll share more of it another time.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Needless to say, things didn't work out quite like we have hoped or planned. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I didn't get the jobs that I had interviewed for. The money from the sale of our house didn't clear our bank for 3 weeks. Once it cleared we got on with things.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
<b>Which brings me to the short version of things:</b><br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
New York has been many things to our family. I fell it love with every part of it and convinced my family to come with. They've stood by me as opportunities have come and gone. They've believed in me in what my own personal history will recount as one of the most challenging years of my life.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Things are on the up and I feel a little more comfortable taking the time to look at this last year as a series of challenges. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
My children may never forgive me. Hopefully, later in life, they'll appreciate that mom and dad took risks in order to provide them a more interesting life. Who else gets to watch a midget hooker try to work their father at a subway stop with a sweet line like, &quot;Wanna party, Giant?&quot;<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Nothing in suburbia packs that much excitement except a play-date at the local children's museum.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/house">house</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/house"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/house.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/life">life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/children">children</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/children"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/children.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/money">money</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/money"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/money.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/left">left</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/left"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/left.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 22:47:44 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4791</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>			
	


Rambling introspection and poor writing to follow.

The headline? We&#039;ll get to that. 

A little over a year ago my wife and I moved to New York City with our two children. We left a house and life in suburban Chicago, as evidenced in all these Flickr photos that serve as a reminder of our histroy.

We sold the house, packed up tight</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>house, life, children, money, left</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 22 Ep 08: Naperville Buh Bye, Speedy in pocket, Flying over tornados</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1965/Season-22-Ep-08:-Naperville-Buh-Bye-Speedy-in-pocket-Flying-over-tornados_Naperville_limousine.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1965/cks-2009-08-31.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-08-31" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1965/cks-2009-08-31.mp3">Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3</a><br>
Show: #534<br />
Length: 30:18<br>
  Size: 27.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1965/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-08-31.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
<br><br>
Let the reboot begin<br />
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like<br />
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows<br />
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds<br />
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped<br />
It's the real deal<br />
They heard the show<br />
The offer was pulled<br />
It pre-dated even their interest in our home<br />
So much conflict from it we had to stop<br />
Hard finding buyers<br />
You guys knew all about the crazy<br />
They didn't just call up<br />
She furnished a transcript<br />
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline<br />
They knew we were in a bind<br />
How can you be special when the whole world knows?<br />
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge<br />
Enough of this crap<br />
Picking back up where we left off . . . <br />
Leaving Naperville<br />
The car arrives to take us way<br />
You can't tell that story yet<br />
The New York story has to wait<br />
"I am a rock star," Elliot<br />
What do we move with - 6 suitcases<br />
Getting on a jet plane<br />
House hadn't closed yet<br />
No place to live<br />
Not a job offer<br />
Finding new homes for dogs<br />
Missing the four legged family members<br />
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house<br />
Grabbing Speedy<br />
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."<br />
Wasn't that weird for me<br />
Airport hotel<br />
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing<br />
I had a four bedroom house<br />
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville">Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/limousine">limousine</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/limousine"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/limousine.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hermit crab">hermit crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hermit crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hermit crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/speedy">speedy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/speedy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/speedy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1965/cks-2009-08-31.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-08-31" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1965/cks-2009-08-31.mp3">Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3</a><br>
Show: #534<br />
Length: 30:18<br>
  Size: 27.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1965/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-08-31.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
<br><br>
Let the reboot begin<br />
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like<br />
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows<br />
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds<br />
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped<br />
It's the real deal<br />
They heard the show<br />
The offer was pulled<br />
It pre-dated even their interest in our home<br />
So much conflict from it we had to stop<br />
Hard finding buyers<br />
You guys knew all about the crazy<br />
They didn't just call up<br />
She furnished a transcript<br />
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline<br />
They knew we were in a bind<br />
How can you be special when the whole world knows?<br />
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge<br />
Enough of this crap<br />
Picking back up where we left off . . . <br />
Leaving Naperville<br />
The car arrives to take us way<br />
You can't tell that story yet<br />
The New York story has to wait<br />
"I am a rock star," Elliot<br />
What do we move with - 6 suitcases<br />
Getting on a jet plane<br />
House hadn't closed yet<br />
No place to live<br />
Not a job offer<br />
Finding new homes for dogs<br />
Missing the four legged family members<br />
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house<br />
Grabbing Speedy<br />
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."<br />
Wasn't that weird for me<br />
Airport hotel<br />
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing<br />
I had a four bedroom house<br />
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville">Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/limousine">limousine</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/limousine"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/limousine.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hermit crab">hermit crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hermit crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hermit crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/speedy">speedy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/speedy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/speedy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:15:12 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:18</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3
Show: #534
Length: 30:18
  Size: 27.8 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Let the reboot begin
Still don&#039;t have the studio set up the way we would like
Whatever, don&#039;t leave a comment on the old shows
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds
Betsy breaks</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Naperville, limousine, hermit crab, speedy, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 5: El Camino, Cafe Krisay, Tell All Your Friends</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1617/Season-20-Ep-5:-El-Camino-Cafe-Krisay-Tell-All-Your-Friends_espresso-machine_hermit-crab.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1617/cks-2008-04-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-04-17" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1617/cks-2008-04-14.mp3">Croncast - 2008-04-17.mp3</a><br>
Show: #480<br />
  Length: 32:24<br>
  Size: 22.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1617/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
 
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Short ones this time<br>
Before you even open your trap, Betsy<br>
And clean the lint from yours<br>
Nice tight and concise . . . <br>
Here is what happens with Croncast at 500<br>
When they put the B before the K<br>
Doesn't sound right to me<br>
We are going to re-brand the show<br>
And move to one day a week . . . <br>
But, BUT, you the listener could get it up to two or even three days<br>
Do tell, Kris<br>
Do you remember "Tell a Friend Friday"?<br>
Evo told tons of people<br>
So for the next 20 shows you need to tell all of your people to listen to Croncast<br>
At 500 shows if we double audience size we will go to two days a week<br>
At 500 shows if we have tripled the audience size we will do three days a week<br>
So you've got to get to it<br>
Hopefully it will spread like herpes, Kris<br>
The El Camino is coming back<br>
I want a truck minivan combo<br>
They are missing the boat<br>
Poor customers service<br>
Smoke starts coming out of holes where espresso is supposed to come out<br>
I inhale deeply the scent of burnt coffee and plastic<br>
How not to buy a hermit crab<br>

<br><br>
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Short ones this time<br>
Before you even open your trap, Betsy<br>
And clean the lint from yours<br>
Nice tight and concise . . . <br>
Here is what happens with Croncast at 500<br>
When they put the B before the K<br>
Doesn't sound right to me<br>
We are going to re-brand the show<br>
And move to one day a week . . . <br>
But, BUT, you the listener could get it up to two or even three days<br>
Do tell, Kris<br>
Do you remember "Tell a Friend Friday"?<br>
Evo told tons of people<br>
So for the next 20 shows you need to tell all of your people to listen to Croncast<br>
At 500 shows if we double audience size we will go to two days a week<br>
At 500 shows if we have tripled the audience size we will do three days a week<br>
So you've got to get to it<br>
Hopefully it will spread like herpes, Kris<br>
The El Camino is coming back<br>
I want a truck minivan combo<br>
They are missing the boat<br>
Poor customers service<br>
Smoke starts coming out of holes where espresso is supposed to come out<br>
I inhale deeply the scent of burnt coffee and plastic<br>
How not to buy a hermit crab<br>

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Show: #480
  Length: 32:24
  Size: 22.3 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
 
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2007 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Short ones this time
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<p>hermit crab should be set.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hermit crab">hermit crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hermit crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hermit crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet store">pet store</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet store"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet store.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/verizon sucks">verizon sucks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/verizon sucks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/verizon sucks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2407528539/" title="crab gear"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3187/2407528539_7063110d88.jpg"   alt="crab gear" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>hermit crab should be set.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hermit crab">hermit crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hermit crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hermit crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet store">pet store</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet store"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet store.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/verizon sucks">verizon sucks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/verizon sucks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/verizon sucks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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hermit crab should be set.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>welcome to the crab shack</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1607/welcome-to-the-crab-shack_hermit-crab_pet-store.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2407507123/" title="welcome to the crab shack"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/2407507123_b8c9477553.jpg"   alt="welcome to the crab shack" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>it's a crab crab world!<br border=0 />
</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hermit crab">hermit crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hermit crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hermit crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet store">pet store</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet store"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet store.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/verizon sucks">verizon sucks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/verizon sucks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/verizon sucks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2407507123/" title="welcome to the crab shack"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3078/2407507123_b8c9477553.jpg"   alt="welcome to the crab shack" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>it's a crab crab world!<br border=0 />
</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hermit crab">hermit crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hermit crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hermit crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet store">pet store</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet store"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet store.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/verizon sucks">verizon sucks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/verizon sucks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/verizon sucks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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it&#039;s a crab crab world!
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         <title>off to pick out a hermit crab - elliot is stoked</title>
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<p>the man is pretty excited about putting a shelled crustacean under his guard.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I wish this beastie the best of luck and will maintain an open eye for its welfare. I swear, betsy.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hermit crab">hermit crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hermit crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hermit crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet store">pet store</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet store"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet store.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/verizon sucks">verizon sucks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/verizon sucks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/verizon sucks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2408322586/" title="off to pick out a hermit crab - elliot is stoked"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2050/2408322586_5aaf0bbc47.jpg"   alt="off to pick out a hermit crab - elliot is stoked" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>the man is pretty excited about putting a shelled crustacean under his guard.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I wish this beastie the best of luck and will maintain an open eye for its welfare. I swear, betsy.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hermit crab">hermit crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hermit crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hermit crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet store">pet store</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet store"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet store.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/verizon sucks">verizon sucks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/verizon sucks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/verizon sucks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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the man is pretty excited about putting a shelled crustacean under his guard.

I wish this beastie the best of luck and will maintain an open eye for its welfare. I swear, betsy.</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>hermit crab, pet store, verizon sucks, , </itunes:keywords> 
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