home | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for home. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2012 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for home. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for home. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg home | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for home. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove On Shoulders, Whoopie, Slipping Up http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5425/On-Shoulders-Whoopie-Slipping-Up-_irene_earthquake.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

We bring the 1000 mile difference home
From earthquake to hurricane to married-man bachelorhood

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We bring the 1000 mile difference home
From earthquake to hurricane to married-man bachelorhood

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Tags: irene earthquake married-man bachelorhood married nyc ]]> Wed, 14 Sep 2011 09:01:23 -0500 30:32 tag:croncast.com,5425 Episode: #761 | Length: 30:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! We bring the 1000 mile difference home From earthquake to hurricane to married-man bachelorhood no irene, earthquake, married-man bachelorhood, married nyc, Shaking, Winding, Married-Man Bachelorhood http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5424/Shaking-Winding-Married-Man-Bachelorhood_irene_earthquake.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

We bring the 1000 mile difference home
From earthquake to hurricane to married-man bachelorhood

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We bring the 1000 mile difference home
From earthquake to hurricane to married-man bachelorhood

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Tags: irene earthquake married-man bachelorhood married nyc ]]> Mon, 12 Sep 2011 09:06:05 -0500 27:28 tag:croncast.com,5424 Episode: #760 | Length: 27:28 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! We bring the 1000 mile difference home From earthquake to hurricane to married-man bachelorhood no irene, earthquake, married-man bachelorhood, married nyc, The Go Getter Comes Home http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5423/The-Go-Getter-Comes-Home_betsy-smith_kris-smith.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

We're back after that short break!

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We're back after that short break!

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Tags: betsy smith kris smith new york nyc the good ]]> Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:24:58 -0500 32:28 tag:croncast.com,5423 Episode: #759 | Length: 32:28 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! We're back after that short break! no betsy smith, kris smith, new york, nyc, the good HUD Home Coupons, Sitter for Boxing, Fold Up http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5420/HUD-Home-Coupons-Sitter-for-Boxing-Fold-Up_betsy-smith_kris-smith.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Say some more :)

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Say some more :)

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Tags: betsy smith kris smith new york nyc the good ]]> Mon, 18 Jul 2011 20:42:22 -0500 31:14 tag:croncast.com,5420 Episode: #756 | Length: 31:14 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Say some more :) no betsy smith, kris smith, new york, nyc, the good On Walking Home http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5414/On-Walking-Home_abstract_.php
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Tags: abstract ]]> Fri, 01 Jul 2011 17:33:37 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5414 word no abstract, , , , on walking home http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5366/on-walking-home_home_walking.php Blog on walking home



Tags: home walking ]]>on walking home



Tags: home walking ]]> Sat, 11 Jun 2011 09:43:19 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5366 no home, walking, , , Home Fleas, Grandma Fleas, Romance Novel http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4955/Home-Fleas-Grandma-Fleas-Romance-Novel_betsy-smith_kris-smith.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

It is a very funny episode.

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It is a very funny episode.

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Tags: betsy smith kris smith new york nyc the good ]]> Mon, 18 Apr 2011 09:10:49 -0500 31:32 tag:croncast.com,4955 Episode: #730 | Length:31:32 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It is a very funny episode. no betsy smith, kris smith, new york, nyc, the good a way home http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4908/a-way-home_home_.php Blog a way home



Tags: home ]]>a way home



Tags: home ]]> Sun, 03 Apr 2011 22:03:27 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4908 no home, , , , My New Blog http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4789/My-New-Blog_flickr_speed.php Blog My New Blog

After years of keeping shop on my own platform, I'm moving on Flickr for a bit.

Croncast, the core of my online presence (with that of my wife as well) has turned into the main place for our show and doesn't feel like a good home for things non-show related any longer.

Flickr offers everything that any publisher needs in the way of tools, speed and being search friendly.

I'm not a fan of what they're doing to photos of late with new compression and color changes, but that doesn't matter as it is simplest way to publish that I know of.



Tags: flickr speed search friendly tools ]]>My New Blog

After years of keeping shop on my own platform, I'm moving on Flickr for a bit.

Croncast, the core of my online presence (with that of my wife as well) has turned into the main place for our show and doesn't feel like a good home for things non-show related any longer.

Flickr offers everything that any publisher needs in the way of tools, speed and being search friendly.

I'm not a fan of what they're doing to photos of late with new compression and color changes, but that doesn't matter as it is simplest way to publish that I know of.



Tags: flickr speed search friendly tools ]]> Sat, 04 Dec 2010 17:25:59 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4789 After years of keeping shop on my own platform, I'm moving on Flickr for a bit. Croncast, the core of my online presence (with that of my wife as well) has turned into the main place for our show and doesn't feel like a good home for things non-show related any longer. Flickr offers everything that any publisher needs in the way no flickr, speed, search, friendly, tools Building Character, Lunatic Moment, Phone Cords http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4634/Building-Character-Lunatic-Moment-Phone-Cords-_new-twitter_phone-cords.php Blog To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Mommy, what is a phone book?
We had long phone cords
The animal skin rugs
You probably had party line too
Building character at Hardee's
Every kid should have a transexual boss at some point
Do you have a quarter?
I lost it
Full on raging lunatic moment
I out crazied the homeless dude

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Tags: new twitter phone cords building character lunatic moment ]]>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Mommy, what is a phone book?
We had long phone cords
The animal skin rugs
You probably had party line too
Building character at Hardee's
Every kid should have a transexual boss at some point
Do you have a quarter?
I lost it
Full on raging lunatic moment
I out crazied the homeless dude

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Tags: new twitter phone cords building character lunatic moment ]]> Wed, 15 Sep 2010 22:32:33 -0500 26:36 tag:croncast.com,4634 Episode: #677 | Length: 26:36 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Mommy, what is a phone book? We had long phone cords The animal skin rugs You probably had party line too Building character at Hardee's Every kid should have a transexual boss at some point Do you have a quarter? I lost it Full on no new twitter, phone cords, building character, lunatic moment, Cadillac Paint 03 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4499/Cadillac-Paint-03_paint_cadillac.php Blog Cadillac Paint 03

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]>Cadillac Paint 03

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]> Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:39:41 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4499 we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's no paint, cadillac, chance, part, picked Cadillac Paint 01 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4501/Cadillac-Paint-01_paint_cadillac.php Blog Cadillac Paint 01

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]>Cadillac Paint 01

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]> Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:38:49 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4501 we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's no paint, cadillac, chance, part, picked Cadillac Paint 02 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4495/Cadillac-Paint-02_paint_cadillac.php Blog Cadillac Paint 02

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]>Cadillac Paint 02

we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's creative, but the choice to paint in your spare time says elsewise.



Tags: paint cadillac chance part picked ]]> Sat, 31 Jul 2010 09:37:59 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4495 we were passing this repainted cadillac on the way home from the met and it spoke to me. my youth was filled helping pinstripe and wet sand freshly painted cars with my father. he's work them for a week and before they were picked up my i had my chance to be a part of his art. he wouldn't call it that or say that he's no paint, cadillac, chance, part, picked T Partied, He Closed It, Three Strangers http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4462/T-Partied-He-Closed-It-Three-Strangers_ice-t_cabbie-drama.php Blog Length: 28:42
Format: mp3

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Three strangers enter
They meet
Two become friends
One goes home with something from the other
Drama ensues
I don't know who the daddy is
The guy was a pimp
Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped
The post I mention on the show - Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. Cabbie couldn't hang
He thought he was going to rip us off
He will never mess with a midwestern dude again
I know why it happened
I'll tell you on Friday
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Tags: ice t cabbie drama 10 90 mark suster ]]> Length: 28:42
Format: mp3

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Three strangers enter
They meet
Two become friends
One goes home with something from the other
Drama ensues
I don't know who the daddy is
The guy was a pimp
Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped
The post I mention on the show - Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. Cabbie couldn't hang
He thought he was going to rip us off
He will never mess with a midwestern dude again
I know why it happened
I'll tell you on Friday
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Tags: ice t cabbie drama 10 90 mark suster ]]> Wed, 21 Jul 2010 22:17:01 -0500 28:42 tag:croncast.com,4462 Episode: #655 Length: 28:42 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Three strangers enter They meet Two become friends One goes home with something from the other Drama ensues I don't know who the daddy is The guy was a pimp Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped The post I mention on the show - no ice t, cabbie drama, 10 90, mark suster, Season 26 Episode 05: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4461/Season-26-Episode-05:-The-Croncast-Shorty_ice-t_cabbie-drama.php Podcasts Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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Three strangers enter
They meet
Two become friends
One goes home with something from the other
Drama ensues
I don't know who the daddy is
The guy was a pimp
Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped
The post I mention on the show - Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. Cabbie couldn't hang
He thought he was going to rip us off
He will never mess with a midwestern dude again
I know why it happened
I'll tell you on Friday

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Tags: ice t cabbie drama 10 90 mark suster ]]> Length: 4:01
Format: mp3

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Three strangers enter
They meet
Two become friends
One goes home with something from the other
Drama ensues
I don't know who the daddy is
The guy was a pimp
Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped
The post I mention on the show - Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. Cabbie couldn't hang
He thought he was going to rip us off
He will never mess with a midwestern dude again
I know why it happened
I'll tell you on Friday

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Tags: ice t cabbie drama 10 90 mark suster ]]> Wed, 21 Jul 2010 22:02:31 -0500 4:01 tag:croncast.com,4461 Episode: #655 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:01 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Three strangers enter They meet Two become friends One goes home with something from the other Drama ensues I don't know who the daddy is The guy was a pimp Then . . . then . . . he was out pimped The post no ice t, cabbie drama, 10 90, mark suster, my iPad home screen w/ custom background http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4323/my-iPad-home-screen-w/-custom-background_poorly_named.php Blog my iPad home screen w/ custom background

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sent from poorly named apple slate



Tags: poorly named apple slate sent ]]>my iPad home screen w/ custom background

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sent from poorly named apple slate



Tags: poorly named apple slate sent ]]> Sun, 04 Apr 2010 17:27:20 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4323 ~ sent from poorly named apple slate no poorly, named, apple, slate, sent Skype out on the iPad to @gadgetboy. Lesson learned? don't hit home button during call. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4313/Skype-out-on-the-iPad-to-@gadgetboy-Lesson-learned-dont-hit-home-button-during-call_home_button.php Blog Skype out on the iPad to @gadgetboy. Lesson learned? don't hit home button during call.

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Tags: home button during hit learned ]]>Skype out on the iPad to @gadgetboy. Lesson learned? don't hit home button during call.

~



Tags: home button during hit learned ]]> Sat, 03 Apr 2010 10:08:42 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4313 ~ no home, button, during, hit, learned Hitched For Love, Bus Surfing, Naked Cowboy http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4310/Hitched-For-Love-Bus-Surfing-Naked-Cowboy_naked-cowboy_bus-surfing.php Blog Length: 23:58
Format: mp3

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Kris is all bachelor up in NYC for a week
Betsy is in Sycamore, IL with Sis and kids
Never sit in the empty seat
Especially when with child and
Everyone else is standing on the bus
You can't hide it
The Naked Cowboy
He should be sponsored by Fruit of the Loom
Improv . . .
You should learn how to tell a story of your life
I got this one cold
But you lied to them
It wasn't a lie
OK, but you can really tell it now
Exactly
Home help nurse
The gold digger plan
All for love
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: naked cowboy bus surfing fruit of the loom sycamore ]]> Length: 23:58
Format: mp3

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Kris is all bachelor up in NYC for a week
Betsy is in Sycamore, IL with Sis and kids
Never sit in the empty seat
Especially when with child and
Everyone else is standing on the bus
You can't hide it
The Naked Cowboy
He should be sponsored by Fruit of the Loom
Improv . . .
You should learn how to tell a story of your life
I got this one cold
But you lied to them
It wasn't a lie
OK, but you can really tell it now
Exactly
Home help nurse
The gold digger plan
All for love
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: naked cowboy bus surfing fruit of the loom sycamore ]]> Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:20:21 -0500 23:58 tag:croncast.com,4310 Episode: #608 Length: 23:58 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Kris is all bachelor up in NYC for a week Betsy is in Sycamore, IL with Sis and kids Never sit in the empty seat Especially when with child and Everyone else is standing on the bus You can't hide it The Naked Cowboy He should be no naked cowboy, bus surfing, fruit of the loom, sycamore, Season 24 Ep 08: The Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4309/Season-24-Ep-08:-The-Croncast-Shorty_naked-cowboy_bus-surfing.php Podcasts Length: 4:32
Format: mp3

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Kris is all bachelor up in NYC for a week
Betsy is in Sycamore, IL with Sis and kids
Never sit in the empty seat
Especially when with child and
Everyone else is standing on the bus
You can't hide it
The Naked Cowboy
He should be sponsored by Fruit of the Loom
Improv . . .
You should learn how to tell a story of your life
I got this one cold
But you lied to them
It wasn't a lie
OK, but you can really tell it now
Exactly
Home help nurse
The gold digger plan
All for love
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: naked cowboy bus surfing fruit of the loom sycamore ]]> Length: 4:32
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Kris is all bachelor up in NYC for a week
Betsy is in Sycamore, IL with Sis and kids
Never sit in the empty seat
Especially when with child and
Everyone else is standing on the bus
You can't hide it
The Naked Cowboy
He should be sponsored by Fruit of the Loom
Improv . . .
You should learn how to tell a story of your life
I got this one cold
But you lied to them
It wasn't a lie
OK, but you can really tell it now
Exactly
Home help nurse
The gold digger plan
All for love
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: naked cowboy bus surfing fruit of the loom sycamore ]]> Wed, 31 Mar 2010 19:09:52 -0500 4:32 tag:croncast.com,4309 Episode: #608 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:32 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Kris is all bachelor up in NYC for a week Betsy is in Sycamore, IL with Sis and kids Never sit in the empty seat Especially when with child and Everyone else is standing on the bus You can't hide it The no naked cowboy, bus surfing, fruit of the loom, sycamore, Center Pieces, No Baby Prize, Elope Now http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4284/Center-Pieces-No-Baby-Prize-Elope-Now_wedding-plans_elope.php Podcasts Length: 27:20
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Length: 27:20
Format: mp3

To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


Croncast Facebook Group Follow Kris on Twitter


Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:20:27 -0500 27:20 tag:croncast.com,4284 Episode: #604 Length: 27:20 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had Making it out no wedding plans, elope, loose my mind, married now, fat dress Season 24 Ep 04: A Sampling http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4283/Season-24-Ep-04:-A-Sampling_wedding-plans_elope.php Podcasts Length: 4:10
Format: mp3

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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
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Fa Fa Fa Friday!
Great, great show today!!
Visualizing the date and month
On Facebook, right now
I never got to date her
I know that it is her birthday
That women is there
Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he had
Making it out of a small town without having a kid is the grand prize
Anything after that is easy
Dating in the middle of Jersey
A minute is no longer a mile
A mile is no longer a minute
Totally upfront about getting it on with her
Is this a husband wife show?
You're my best friend at this moment
Good for you dude!
Total whore, total score
We're screwing around
Condomless
I will not be enticed
One that doesn't want to trapped
She totally wanted to catch a baby
If I were you I would have gone home and gotten a condom and come back
Can we get it back on dear?
I guess it is the Shilts blood pumping through my veins
That most blessed of all events
Getting hitched at 19
In a better universe you could come to my wedding
Just write a check
We could have done it up large in the Ozarks
Flip the wedding on it's head
Elope and go have some fun
I'm getting married . . .
Great . . .
Don't invite me
Find me a fat dress
Shiny to show off my creases
Damp white marks
Pay for it myself?
Yes.
We like the idea of rituals
It is the practice of rituals we're not so good at
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Tags: wedding plans elope loose my mind married now fat dress ]]> Fri, 19 Mar 2010 17:06:11 -0500 4:10 tag:croncast.com,4283 Episode: #604 Sampler Length: 4:10 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fa Fa Fa Friday! Great, great show today!! Visualizing the date and month On Facebook, right now I never got to date her I know that it is her birthday That women is there Well, happy birthday to the one Kris wishes he no wedding plans, elope, loose my mind, married now, fat dress Conversion Van, Sears Catalog, Hazard County http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4282/Conversion-Van-Sears-Catalog-Hazard-County_penny-bags_sears-catalog.php Podcasts Length: 27:45
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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: penny bags sears catalog britax conversion van ]]> Length: 27:45
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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: penny bags sears catalog britax conversion van ]]> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:21:48 -0500 27:45 tag:croncast.com,4282 Episode: #603 Length: 27:45 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Getting the pennies out The Office is mine Electrified There's a hole in the fence Grubby old schools Walking out of the zoo Out horribling mothers You can't hang with them What kind of man does that on a park bench? Homemade no penny bags, sears catalog, britax, conversion van, Season 24 Ep 03: The Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4281/Season-24-Ep-03:-The-Sampler_penny-bags_sears-catalog.php Podcasts Length: 4:47
Format: mp3

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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: penny bags sears catalog britax conversion van ]]> Length: 4:47
Format: mp3

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Getting the pennies out
The Office is mine
Electrified
There's a hole in the fence
Grubby old schools
Walking out of the zoo
Out horribling mothers
You can't hang with them
What kind of man does that on a park bench?
Homemade conversion van Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: penny bags sears catalog britax conversion van ]]> Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:04:44 -0500 4:47 tag:croncast.com,4281 Episode: #603 Sampler Length: 4:47 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Getting the pennies out The Office is mine Electrified There's a hole in the fence Grubby old schools Walking out of the zoo Out horribling mothers You can't hang with them What kind of man does that on a park no penny bags, sears catalog, britax, conversion van, Lockdown Interview, Holiday Deities, Olympian Judo Champ http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4254/Lockdown-Interview-Holiday-Deities-Olympian-Judo-Champ_laundromat_holiday-deities.php Podcasts Length: 31:48
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Length: 31:48
Format: mp3

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I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will
The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat
You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York
What was the magician's name?
Her name?
What?
Yeah, her.
That is awesome
The Holiday Deities
Betsy busted out to get to Naperville
Because you took me to your job interview at the prison on lock down
Of course that is normal
Am I supposed to leave in two years?
You should have left me last year
Attacked by a former Olympic Judo champ
Reprogrammed by a sloth
I need to wake up, eat and take a nap
Quasi homeless former Olympians have nothing to look forward
No, like Hulk Hogan
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: laundromat holiday deities olympic judo hulk hogan ]]> Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:04:35 -0600 31:48 tag:croncast.com,4254 Show: #553 Length: 31:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I don't mean to brag but I can wash my clothes at will The ultimate walk of shame in NYC - laundromat You can make a living here face painting or suing people in New York What was the magician's name? Her name? What? Yeah, her. That no laundromat, holiday deities, olympic judo, hulk hogan, Green Pants, Entering the Scene, Chicagowaukee accent http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4231/Green-Pants-Entering-the-Scene-Chicagowaukee-accent_Chicagowaukee_leprechaun.php Podcasts Length: 30:33
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I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That's true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about New York is you can count on people
You can trust them
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants
They will slam doors on you
Push you off the curb in front of a bus
The have an alliance with leprechauns
It's true
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks
We couldn't understand each other
You're accented now too, baby
You've toured the midwest
They can't understand you
Your Chicagowaukee accent
It's all about dominance in NY
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship
It's like entering an improv scene
Costco in the city experience
99/100 emails are for you
We did get noticed on the street
We handled it horribly
The kids were like what?
Really you know who I am?
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon
Only people left were us and the runners


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Tags: Chicagowaukee leprechaun bunny slippers NYC marathon ]]> Length: 30:33
Format: mp3

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I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That's true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about New York is you can count on people
You can trust them
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants
They will slam doors on you
Push you off the curb in front of a bus
The have an alliance with leprechauns
It's true
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks
We couldn't understand each other
You're accented now too, baby
You've toured the midwest
They can't understand you
Your Chicagowaukee accent
It's all about dominance in NY
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship
It's like entering an improv scene
Costco in the city experience
99/100 emails are for you
We did get noticed on the street
We handled it horribly
The kids were like what?
Really you know who I am?
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon
Only people left were us and the runners


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Tags: Chicagowaukee leprechaun bunny slippers NYC marathon ]]> Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:40:15 -0600 30:33 tag:croncast.com,4231 Show: #542 Length: 30:33 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times I have on my robe, bunny slippers You wish you could afford the Times That's true Or had a stoop of my own Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building What I like about no Chicagowaukee, leprechaun, bunny slippers, NYC marathon,