hot | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for hot. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2009 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for hot. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for hot. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg hot | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for hot. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Season 22 Ep 07: Betsy's Clairvoyant, You're Grounded, Gameshow Desires http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1962/Season-22-Ep-07:-Betsys-Clairvoyant-Youre-Grounded-Gameshow-Desires_Seinfeld_bmx.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-06-16 Croncast - 2009-06-16.mp3
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What you don't have is the funny
I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights
All in the old Seinfeld time slot
What are you up against?
Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns
They used to stay home for Greys Anatomy
Not so hot early on
Doing the shows for your cousins
12 people versus 50 and percentage laughing
Well, I can see you telling a joke in a restroom
All about pumping your ego up
Two fangirls waiting for me
Thinking they can't find the bathroom
"Oh, my god. You were so funny."
Bitsy's door star - they can't speel
The bicycle issue
There is no issue . . . I am the BMX'n boy
Kris, I couldn't ride a bike until I was 10
That is the plan the man is on
He got my physical genes
My neighbors got rich of off my physical ineptitude
I learned to ride in the grass
Of course you did softy
I saw a malleable four year old girl in front of me
She wanted to go fast
Daddy, go get the tool box
She takes the wrench from me
Takes the training wheels herself
Took 2 minutes to get her going
Then 20 to get her starting off on her own
Loving it for the freedom
Number one for her was freedom
The second is that Elliot can't ride a bike
She pointed it out, Not me
A stranger isn't going the pick the nutty kid
The other was her fear of punishment
She tried to give up
I motivated her
She got so upset that she just did it
All kids are different and need different motivational techniques
Just a wee bit of manipulation
One teaspoon of manipulation and one of sweat
You gotta throw in some love
You know that I am clairvoyant Mr B
Baby, you can't tell people that
That is just too much
Walking to school in a Marlboro Jacket
They had a denim one that I wanted
You could deduce that knowing my history
Betsy is ready to restart her career as a game show contestant
When you hit the track you become a robot
I'll be back later, I got ponies to read up on


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Tags: Seinfeld bmx game show ponies fangirl ]]>Croncast 2009-06-16 Croncast - 2009-06-16.mp3
Show: #533
Length: 25:51
Size: 23.8 mb
Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

What you don't have is the funny
I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights
All in the old Seinfeld time slot
What are you up against?
Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns
They used to stay home for Greys Anatomy
Not so hot early on
Doing the shows for your cousins
12 people versus 50 and percentage laughing
Well, I can see you telling a joke in a restroom
All about pumping your ego up
Two fangirls waiting for me
Thinking they can't find the bathroom
"Oh, my god. You were so funny."
Bitsy's door star - they can't speel
The bicycle issue
There is no issue . . . I am the BMX'n boy
Kris, I couldn't ride a bike until I was 10
That is the plan the man is on
He got my physical genes
My neighbors got rich of off my physical ineptitude
I learned to ride in the grass
Of course you did softy
I saw a malleable four year old girl in front of me
She wanted to go fast
Daddy, go get the tool box
She takes the wrench from me
Takes the training wheels herself
Took 2 minutes to get her going
Then 20 to get her starting off on her own
Loving it for the freedom
Number one for her was freedom
The second is that Elliot can't ride a bike
She pointed it out, Not me
A stranger isn't going the pick the nutty kid
The other was her fear of punishment
She tried to give up
I motivated her
She got so upset that she just did it
All kids are different and need different motivational techniques
Just a wee bit of manipulation
One teaspoon of manipulation and one of sweat
You gotta throw in some love
You know that I am clairvoyant Mr B
Baby, you can't tell people that
That is just too much
Walking to school in a Marlboro Jacket
They had a denim one that I wanted
You could deduce that knowing my history
Betsy is ready to restart her career as a game show contestant
When you hit the track you become a robot
I'll be back later, I got ponies to read up on


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Tags: Seinfeld bmx game show ponies fangirl ]]> Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:20:41 -0500 25:51 tag:croncast.com,1962 Croncast - 2009-06-16.mp3 Show: #533 Length: 25:51 Size: 23.8 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes What you don't have is the funny I'm bringing it to over 40 people Thursday nights All in the old Seinfeld time slot What are you up against? Oh, yeah . . . ER reruns They used to stay home for no Seinfeld, bmx, game show, ponies, fangirl Think differently about RSS and its uses http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1950/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses_flickr_live-photo-blogging.php Blog
Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.

I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.

Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.

First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like Flickr, Seesmic and Tumblr offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier.

Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to Twitter. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.

How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.

In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.

Here's how it goes down:

1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title
2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also
3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet
4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter
5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go
6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script
7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo

What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery

Summary: Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!

Tags: flickr live photo blogging RSS as API seesmic tumblr twitter ]]>
Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.

I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.

Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.

First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like Flickr, Seesmic and Tumblr offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier.

Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to Twitter. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.

How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.

In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.

Here's how it goes down:

1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title
2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also
3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet
4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter
5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go
6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script
7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo

What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery

Summary: Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!

Tags: flickr live photo blogging RSS as API seesmic tumblr twitter ]]> Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:18:54 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1950 It's been quite a while since I wrote a blog post and it was time to get down with the reality that some things can't be said in 140 characters or less. Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she no flickr, live photo blogging, RSS as API, seesmic, tumblr Make better RSS feeds by not making them http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1318/Make-better-RSS-feeds-by-not-making-them_RSS_CNET.php Blog
Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same.

The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for publishers to create no feeds at all. Let your readers make their own.

Here are a couple examples why this is a better method for content syndication than relying on your own editorial skills.

Example 1: How not to do it.



Don't get me wrong on this, CNET is offering nearly all of its content up for syndication. This is an excellent strategy to create value from older content. However, do readers really need the option of subscribing to 100 plus predefined RSS feeds? Simply, no.

Finding feeds for the topics you are interested in is difficult. The worst of it is that you can only access them individually, i.e.; you want 10 of feeds, copy and paste them one by one into your feed reader. Sounds like a party to me. If you have more skills you might use a service that rolls all of them up into one feed for you. I would guess that about three people have done this.

Why overwhelm your readers like this? And besides, it is pretty intimidating for someone new to the RSS game. Shouldn't they be able to access your content in a way that makes it relevant to them?

Example 2: How to do RSS right.



What you see above is one of two flavors of how to let your readers pick what they receive in RSS feeds. It's a simple and easy to use text input that allows readers to enter keywords and phrases that they want in their feed. There's nothing fancy, easy access to old content in the straight-forward way that RSS is delivered; updates of the newest items first and set number items in the feed, usually twenty-five.



What the second screen shot shows is the magic of thinking differently about RSS feeds. This image demonstrates what happens when someone clicks on the 'advanced' link. The reader is then given control over every aspect of the RSS feed. They choose the content, when it is delivered, how much content, in what order (none of this newest stuff first mumbo jumbo - great use for episodic content) and how many updates to get at a time.

Who is better to choose than the person doing the consuming? RSS needs to be like Burger King where a customer can have it their way.

When this concept is applied to large volumes of content the value of it increases with each new article or podcast. Imagine if you could have this type of access at the NY Times or with your local paper. Even the obits from 30 years ago are now of value again. Value to the reader and value to the publisher with ad inventory.

The future of content syndication isn't in prescriptive channels created by publishers. The future is in the subjective choices of the consumer. They neither need or want every product that you have to offer.

We need to be smarter about our syndicated content via RSS and take into consideration how to make that user experience more satisfying. Whether it is by allowing users to pick topics or order of updates, something needs to change. Why? Because it is all about attention; the premium of which is measured in subscribers, influence and the influence of those subscribers.

Tags: RSS CNET readers consumers interaction ]]>
Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same.

The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for publishers to create no feeds at all. Let your readers make their own.

Here are a couple examples why this is a better method for content syndication than relying on your own editorial skills.

Example 1: How not to do it.



Don't get me wrong on this, CNET is offering nearly all of its content up for syndication. This is an excellent strategy to create value from older content. However, do readers really need the option of subscribing to 100 plus predefined RSS feeds? Simply, no.

Finding feeds for the topics you are interested in is difficult. The worst of it is that you can only access them individually, i.e.; you want 10 of feeds, copy and paste them one by one into your feed reader. Sounds like a party to me. If you have more skills you might use a service that rolls all of them up into one feed for you. I would guess that about three people have done this.

Why overwhelm your readers like this? And besides, it is pretty intimidating for someone new to the RSS game. Shouldn't they be able to access your content in a way that makes it relevant to them?

Example 2: How to do RSS right.



What you see above is one of two flavors of how to let your readers pick what they receive in RSS feeds. It's a simple and easy to use text input that allows readers to enter keywords and phrases that they want in their feed. There's nothing fancy, easy access to old content in the straight-forward way that RSS is delivered; updates of the newest items first and set number items in the feed, usually twenty-five.



What the second screen shot shows is the magic of thinking differently about RSS feeds. This image demonstrates what happens when someone clicks on the 'advanced' link. The reader is then given control over every aspect of the RSS feed. They choose the content, when it is delivered, how much content, in what order (none of this newest stuff first mumbo jumbo - great use for episodic content) and how many updates to get at a time.

Who is better to choose than the person doing the consuming? RSS needs to be like Burger King where a customer can have it their way.

When this concept is applied to large volumes of content the value of it increases with each new article or podcast. Imagine if you could have this type of access at the NY Times or with your local paper. Even the obits from 30 years ago are now of value again. Value to the reader and value to the publisher with ad inventory.

The future of content syndication isn't in prescriptive channels created by publishers. The future is in the subjective choices of the consumer. They neither need or want every product that you have to offer.

We need to be smarter about our syndicated content via RSS and take into consideration how to make that user experience more satisfying. Whether it is by allowing users to pick topics or order of updates, something needs to change. Why? Because it is all about attention; the premium of which is measured in subscribers, influence and the influence of those subscribers.

Tags: RSS CNET readers consumers interaction ]]> Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:00:20 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1318 Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for no RSS, CNET, readers, consumers, interaction Season 21 Ep 24: The Mexico Part 3 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1945/Season-21-Ep-24:-The-Mexico-Part-3_Crocs_Canadian.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-03-30 Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3
Show: #524
Length: 41:24
Size: 38 mb
Format: mp3

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When, when, when, when
This was supposed to go out Friday
Maggie has been insanely sick
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?
It should come with a six pack of Xanax
Difficult times?
Write a book
You need to change your name to Kristina
Sending email as Kris Smith
People would respond to me as a woman<
br> So I had to make it Kristopher Smith Wait, Mr B
I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show
The Mexico Part 3 begins now
Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . .
If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner
Standing at the buffet
A woman sidles up next to me
"What part of Canada are you from?"
I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years
Where's that?
Wisconsin
Is that a big city?
All the push ups that you do
They could throw a rock at it
She was wearing the crocs
Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs
That is he face of colonialism
Later . . .
I'm the only American
What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar?
Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip
Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole?
He was like a bull fighter
Super hot
Fellas watch out for this
They will whisk you wife away
The Italian says, "You mean this prison"
You must leave this compound
They will take you to the jungle
They get electricity for 2 hours a day
It is wonderful
Deciding to go deep see fishing
How did you get over the shark fear?
We were stuck at the front gate
How many signs do you need?
It was like a road block
We were there on a gift certificate
I'm thinking that this will be so nice
The authentic Mexican experience awaits
We get to the place
Sure, it would have have been authentic
But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know?
Captain Rick's
It should have
Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's
On the boat with a Canada
They start swearing at us in Spanish
Turns out I am the only one that knows it
I kept my mouth shut
Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post)
"Chocha Grande"
How is the fish doing?
Mas muerto
They pull it back into the boat
Cut up Dory and turned her into chum
We had Captain Bicho
More protected species were caught
Chopped and chum
Chocha account is over 11 at this point
I'm the bloke, right
Don't be a chocha Mr B


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Show: #524
Length: 41:24
Size: 38 mb
Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

When, when, when, when
This was supposed to go out Friday
Maggie has been insanely sick
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?
It should come with a six pack of Xanax
Difficult times?
Write a book
You need to change your name to Kristina
Sending email as Kris Smith
People would respond to me as a woman<
br> So I had to make it Kristopher Smith Wait, Mr B
I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show
The Mexico Part 3 begins now
Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . .
If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner
Standing at the buffet
A woman sidles up next to me
"What part of Canada are you from?"
I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years
Where's that?
Wisconsin
Is that a big city?
All the push ups that you do
They could throw a rock at it
She was wearing the crocs
Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs
That is he face of colonialism
Later . . .
I'm the only American
What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar?
Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip
Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole?
He was like a bull fighter
Super hot
Fellas watch out for this
They will whisk you wife away
The Italian says, "You mean this prison"
You must leave this compound
They will take you to the jungle
They get electricity for 2 hours a day
It is wonderful
Deciding to go deep see fishing
How did you get over the shark fear?
We were stuck at the front gate
How many signs do you need?
It was like a road block
We were there on a gift certificate
I'm thinking that this will be so nice
The authentic Mexican experience awaits
We get to the place
Sure, it would have have been authentic
But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know?
Captain Rick's
It should have
Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's
On the boat with a Canada
They start swearing at us in Spanish
Turns out I am the only one that knows it
I kept my mouth shut
Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post)
"Chocha Grande"
How is the fish doing?
Mas muerto
They pull it back into the boat
Cut up Dory and turned her into chum
We had Captain Bicho
More protected species were caught
Chopped and chum
Chocha account is over 11 at this point
I'm the bloke, right
Don't be a chocha Mr B


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Tags: Crocs Canadian Tourists The Mexico GrandMarnier ]]> Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:52:03 -0500 41:24 tag:croncast.com,1945 Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3 Show: #524 Length: 41:24 Size: 38 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes When, when, when, when This was supposed to go out Friday Maggie has been insanely sick What happens when you read all of these Oprah books? It should come with a six pack of Xanax Difficult times? Write no Crocs, Canadian, Tourists, The Mexico, GrandMarnier Join our Croncast Facebook group http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1944/Join-our-Croncast-Facebook-group_facebook_twitter.php Blog Soc nets are exploding and the one that most folks seem to be gravitating towards is the Facebook.

We've been rocking a Croncast group there for nearly two years that host gotten quite dusty.

Come on over and help us bring it back to life.

You can also click that giant "F" over there on the right and be promptly whisked to the webernet hot spot.

You can also friend us up individually: Betsy and Kris.

Tags: facebook twitter social networks croncast ]]>Soc nets are exploding and the one that most folks seem to be gravitating towards is the Facebook.

We've been rocking a Croncast group there for nearly two years that host gotten quite dusty.

Come on over and help us bring it back to life.

You can also click that giant "F" over there on the right and be promptly whisked to the webernet hot spot.

You can also friend us up individually: Betsy and Kris.

Tags: facebook twitter social networks croncast ]]> Sun, 29 Mar 2009 08:48:41 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1944 Soc nets are exploding and the one that most folks seem to be gravitating towards is the Facebook.We've been rocking a Croncast group there for nearly two years that host gotten quite dusty.Come on over and help us bring it back to life.You can also click that giant "F" over there on the right and be promptly whisked to the webernet no facebook, twitter, social networks, croncast, Season 21 Ep 21: Doggy DNA Test, Marsupial Wife, Trustafarians http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1940/Season-21-Ep-21:-Doggy-DNA-Test-Marsupial-Wife-Trustafarians_dog-dna-test_Amex-Panel-Mixed-Breed-Analysis.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-03-13 Croncast - 2009-03-13.mp3
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Here we are
March 13th, 2009
Yep, I said it
iTunes has a new fancy feature
Still us reviews
"Betsy's good...Kris is better"
The studio space, manpit remodel has helped my mental state
What are you reaching for?
Betsy is wearing a hoody
Paper in front pocket
My marsupial wife
Doggy DNA test results have arrived
I wish you get down with the fact that Herc is a porn star
My fauxberman is . . .
Want to find out? We get into at 1:50 into the show
He's 25% nothing?
WTF? how much did you pay for this
Finding out what composes a vajayjay slayer
His doberman shining
American terrier? uh no
Picking him up from the rescue
I expected as everyone else did he would be full grown dobie
The Amex Full Panel Mixed Breed Analysis says . . .
Well, my emotions are getting the best of me
No more pitbull in sweater photos please
Betsy's new show is rocking like crazy
Elliot's teacher is sitting front row
Oh, baby
You're like a stress bunny
Sure when you were baked
You have to check out Betsy's facebook profile
See her college shots that Jeanie uploaded
Do you have a trust fund too?
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Tags: dog dna test Amex Panel Mixed Breed Analysis fauxberman trustafarian ]]>Croncast 2009-03-13 Croncast - 2009-03-13.mp3
Show: #521
Length: 30:57
Size: 28.2 mb
Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Here we are
March 13th, 2009
Yep, I said it
iTunes has a new fancy feature
Still us reviews
"Betsy's good...Kris is better"
The studio space, manpit remodel has helped my mental state
What are you reaching for?
Betsy is wearing a hoody
Paper in front pocket
My marsupial wife
Doggy DNA test results have arrived
I wish you get down with the fact that Herc is a porn star
My fauxberman is . . .
Want to find out? We get into at 1:50 into the show
He's 25% nothing?
WTF? how much did you pay for this
Finding out what composes a vajayjay slayer
His doberman shining
American terrier? uh no
Picking him up from the rescue
I expected as everyone else did he would be full grown dobie
The Amex Full Panel Mixed Breed Analysis says . . .
Well, my emotions are getting the best of me
No more pitbull in sweater photos please
Betsy's new show is rocking like crazy
Elliot's teacher is sitting front row
Oh, baby
You're like a stress bunny
Sure when you were baked
You have to check out Betsy's facebook profile
See her college shots that Jeanie uploaded
Do you have a trust fund too?
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Tags: dog dna test Amex Panel Mixed Breed Analysis fauxberman trustafarian ]]> Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:10:28 -0500 30:57 tag:croncast.com,1940 Croncast - 2009-03-13.mp3 Show: #521 Length: 30:57 Size: 28.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Here we are March 13th, 2009 Yep, I said it iTunes has a new fancy feature Still us reviews "Betsy's good...Kris is better" The studio space, manpit remodel has helped my mental no dog dna test, Amex Panel Mixed Breed Analysis, fauxberman, trustafarian, Season 21 Ep 14: Rat Poison, SHE Squad, Followed Home http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1930/Season-21-Ep-14:-Rat-Poison-SHE-Squad-Followed-Home_Lifetime_SHE-Squad.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-02-20 Croncast - 2009-02-20.mp3
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Missed the Wednesday show
Besty's been sick
Must be the path
Never buy rat poison, Gatorade and get a passport photo at same time
It's no just my paranoia, I was followed home by a black mercedes
Sure, Kris, they sent the SHE Squad after you
Right after they finished shooting a show on Lifetime
Bret Michaels mouth
Yes, Betsy, the dogs mouth is cleaner and he eats his own poop

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Missed the Wednesday show
Besty's been sick
Must be the path
Never buy rat poison, Gatorade and get a passport photo at same time
It's no just my paranoia, I was followed home by a black mercedes
Sure, Kris, they sent the SHE Squad after you
Right after they finished shooting a show on Lifetime
Bret Michaels mouth
Yes, Betsy, the dogs mouth is cleaner and he eats his own poop

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Tags: Lifetime SHE Squad rat poison black mercedes Bret Michaels ]]> Fri, 20 Feb 2009 13:23:38 -0600 26:43 tag:croncast.com,1930 Croncast - 2009-02-20.mp3 Show: #514 Length: 26:43 Size: 24.6 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Missed the Wednesday show Besty's been sick Must be the path Never buy rat poison, Gatorade and get a passport photo at same time It's no just my paranoia, I was followed home by a black no Lifetime, SHE Squad, rat poison, black mercedes, Bret Michaels Season 21 Ep 11: The Kitty's Gone, CarMax Sale, Kelly Blue Book http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1927/Season-21-Ep-11:-The-Kittys-Gone-CarMax-Sale-Kelly-Blue-Book_Jaguar_CarMax-appraisal.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-02-11 Croncast - 2009-02-11.mp3
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It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own
Valentine's day is 3 days away
Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive"
You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day
Conversion van jokes search this site for John Elway
I read a thread
Ping me when you're ready
So you're reading this thread about CarMax
Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car
Saved by a bucket of chicken
Selling a car privately
Was much to worry about
The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer
It's the same person
I've been to that garage sale
The same Velma
That would be Vonda
CarMax gives you an appraisal
So we go for it
The Volvo will be sold
Picking it up after detail
The car knew
The dash lit up with warnings
30 minutes later all good
We decide to get both cars appraised
Well, Kris' gift?
The photo above says it all
Trunk full of auto parts and a mechanic strapped to bumper
But we still did something that Dave Ramsey would frown on
Hit up the casino last week
It felt really good to be really bad . . . on a budget
What is so hot to ladies about a man that plays the tables?
No oxygen tank

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It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own
Valentine's day is 3 days away
Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive"
You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day
Conversion van jokes search this site for John Elway
I read a thread
Ping me when you're ready
So you're reading this thread about CarMax
Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car
Saved by a bucket of chicken
Selling a car privately
Was much to worry about
The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer
It's the same person
I've been to that garage sale
The same Velma
That would be Vonda
CarMax gives you an appraisal
So we go for it
The Volvo will be sold
Picking it up after detail
The car knew
The dash lit up with warnings
30 minutes later all good
We decide to get both cars appraised
Well, Kris' gift?
The photo above says it all
Trunk full of auto parts and a mechanic strapped to bumper
But we still did something that Dave Ramsey would frown on
Hit up the casino last week
It felt really good to be really bad . . . on a budget
What is so hot to ladies about a man that plays the tables?
No oxygen tank

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Tags: Jaguar CarMax appraisal Kelly Blue Book Dave Ramsey ]]> Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:14:43 -0600 33:56 tag:croncast.com,1927 Croncast - 2009-02-11.mp3 Show: #511 Length: 33:56 Size: 31.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions Pick a post, any post to leave a comment You can leave a comment for our 2012 shows It's a whole new internet that I developed on my no Jaguar, CarMax appraisal, Kelly Blue Book, Dave Ramsey, Season 21 Ep 9: Copies, Chicken Chutes, Cheap Divorces http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1925/Season-21-Ep-9:-Copies-Chicken-Chutes-Cheap-Divorces_goat-cheese_FFA.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-02-06 Croncast - 2009-02-06.mp3
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I'm on the wellness train
Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper
Betsy's host read
I didn't know that you background in radio?
Your dating a of DJ
I got this gig through FFA
I wasn't gonna check chicken chutes
Feta is for farmers
Chemists making cheese
I was the hottest chick in FFA
They could break walnuts with their thighs
You know, those girls
They smelled like hog shit at school
Which farm implement to have sex in for comfort
What else are the going to do?
It laid fallow long enough
See you didn't get to do that
They would have given you the bullhorn one morning
Get your feral cat poison by the gallon. Two for one!
Corn based economy
Flat tire again
Buy wine and bottled water for earthquake
Better if it was a Croncast poster
Join the department of health
"You probably have hep c. Brought to you by Croncast.com"
We could find tons of new listeners
Small town video store All the labels were black and white
Quality of my relations was my credit

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I'm on the wellness train
Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper
Betsy's host read
I didn't know that you background in radio?
Your dating a of DJ
I got this gig through FFA
I wasn't gonna check chicken chutes
Feta is for farmers
Chemists making cheese
I was the hottest chick in FFA
They could break walnuts with their thighs
You know, those girls
They smelled like hog shit at school
Which farm implement to have sex in for comfort
What else are the going to do?
It laid fallow long enough
See you didn't get to do that
They would have given you the bullhorn one morning
Get your feral cat poison by the gallon. Two for one!
Corn based economy
Flat tire again
Buy wine and bottled water for earthquake
Better if it was a Croncast poster
Join the department of health
"You probably have hep c. Brought to you by Croncast.com"
We could find tons of new listeners
Small town video store All the labels were black and white
Quality of my relations was my credit

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Tags: goat cheese FFA wellness train cronast ads corn based economy ]]> Fri, 06 Feb 2009 13:02:22 -0600 29:14 tag:croncast.com,1925 Croncast - 2009-02-06.mp3 Show: #509 Length: 29:41 Size: 27.3 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Affordable Promotions I'm on the wellness train Gary Shilts cheap divorces window scraper Betsy's host read I didn't know that you background in radio? Your no goat cheese, FFA, wellness train, cronast ads, corn based economy Season 21 Ep 05: Making Waves, Bandanas in the Pool, Dog Grill http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1919/Season-21-Ep-05:-Making-Waves-Bandanas-in-the-Pool-Dog-Grill_water-park_doberman-jaws.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-01-26 Croncast - 2009-01-26.mp3
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Hair plugs for your dog
He'll always look like a puppy
Flint for sparking doberman jaws
A grill for my dog with diamonds
Add some flint too for sparks
That would be hot
Burglars like shiny stuff
Made the water park trek
Long way to Wisconsin birthday part
Don't kiss my kids
Or lick your face
Bandanas in the pool

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Hair plugs for your dog
He'll always look like a puppy
Flint for sparking doberman jaws
A grill for my dog with diamonds
Add some flint too for sparks
That would be hot
Burglars like shiny stuff
Made the water park trek
Long way to Wisconsin birthday part
Don't kiss my kids
Or lick your face
Bandanas in the pool

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Tags: water park doberman jaws sparking teeth Wisconsin birthday bandana ]]> Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:53:38 -0600 22:00 tag:croncast.com,1919 Croncast - 2009-01-26.mp3 Show: #505 Length: 22:00 Size: 20.2 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Hair plugs for your dog He'll always look like a puppy Flint for sparking doberman jaws A grill for my dog with diamonds Add some flint too for no water park, doberman jaws, sparking teeth, Wisconsin birthday, bandana Season 21 Ep 02: Africa for the Weekend, Oprah taping, Cardigans and Plaid http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1916/Season-21-Ep-02:-Africa-for-the-Weekend-Oprah-taping-Cardigans-and-Plaid_Kindle_Oprah-show.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-01-14 Croncast - 2009-01-14.mp3
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Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing?
You got me this
Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale
From hefty to hot
Not hot in my heft?
These are some things we need to discuss
I checked out this cardigan
Then I brought it home to you
Then you put it on
That was four months ago
You haven't taken it off since
It's my man cardigan
I always wear my gear
My wardrobe is devolving
You are not hairy enough to pull off the look
I know that i don't have enough hair
This shirt comes in with built in boobies
A flannel bra in my case might work
Jammy bras
The people want to hear about Oprah
Sure they do
You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio
I could get a Kindle
We drive to Harpo Studios
Based on Grammy's address advice
It's gonna cost to park here
Too much snow this year
Everyone's gone back to the old country
It's 4:30 a.m.
Where's Harpo Studios?
Huh?
Turns out we were 10 blocks off
Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue
I thought it was on south Michigan
It's far away from where you are
They don't put up with anything
The Oprah rules
Handheld facial scanners
They make sure you can't get in again
Drama just getting there
The warm up chick shows up
She's lame
I could have killed it
So I got the opporutnity to speak
It was my shot to get my mom on the show
I love this
I made them go wild in warm up
They brought me a boom mic
Held by a girl named Boom Mic
4 minutes to show
This woman in the front row starts puking
Oprah went all diva after her first segment
Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year?
Damn!
That reminds of me of my trip last month
The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac
Stuck in a snow drift
Feeling dirty
Why would you stalk a serial killer?
You are so stupid sometimes, Kris
What?
You would have went with me if you knew
No
Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck

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Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing?
You got me this
Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale
From hefty to hot
Not hot in my heft?
These are some things we need to discuss
I checked out this cardigan
Then I brought it home to you
Then you put it on
That was four months ago
You haven't taken it off since
It's my man cardigan
I always wear my gear
My wardrobe is devolving
You are not hairy enough to pull off the look
I know that i don't have enough hair
This shirt comes in with built in boobies
A flannel bra in my case might work
Jammy bras
The people want to hear about Oprah
Sure they do
You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio
I could get a Kindle
We drive to Harpo Studios
Based on Grammy's address advice
It's gonna cost to park here
Too much snow this year
Everyone's gone back to the old country
It's 4:30 a.m.
Where's Harpo Studios?
Huh?
Turns out we were 10 blocks off
Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue
I thought it was on south Michigan
It's far away from where you are
They don't put up with anything
The Oprah rules
Handheld facial scanners
They make sure you can't get in again
Drama just getting there
The warm up chick shows up
She's lame
I could have killed it
So I got the opporutnity to speak
It was my shot to get my mom on the show
I love this
I made them go wild in warm up
They brought me a boom mic
Held by a girl named Boom Mic
4 minutes to show
This woman in the front row starts puking
Oprah went all diva after her first segment
Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year?
Damn!
That reminds of me of my trip last month
The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac
Stuck in a snow drift
Feeling dirty
Why would you stalk a serial killer?
You are so stupid sometimes, Kris
What?
You would have went with me if you knew
No
Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck

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Tags: Kindle Oprah show Harpo Studios Drew Peterson flannel bra Handheld facial scanner ]]> Wed, 14 Jan 2009 12:30:41 -0600 35:56 tag:croncast.com,1916 Croncast - 2009-01-14.mp3 Show: #502 Length: 35:56 Size: 33.0mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes This show brought to you by Podiobooks.com Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing? You got me this Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale From hefty to hot Not hot in my heft? These are no Kindle, Oprah show, Harpo Studios, Drew Peterson, flannel bra tastiest cup cakes in atlanta http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1906/tastiest-cup-cakes-in-atlanta_cupcakes_atlanta.php Blog tastiest cup cakes in atlanta

after the meetup and resale shopping we stopped by Atlanta Cupcakes or something and had the most delicious cupcakes with a ice cold milk.



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after the meetup and resale shopping we stopped by Atlanta Cupcakes or something and had the most delicious cupcakes with a ice cold milk.



Tags: cupcakes atlanta milk delicious ice ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:40:02 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1906 after the meetup and resale shopping we stopped by Atlanta Cupcakes or something and had the most delicious cupcakes with a ice cold milk. no cupcakes, atlanta, milk, delicious, ice red record http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1904/red-record_days_hot.php Blog red record

vinyl is hot these days.



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vinyl is hot these days.



Tags: days hot vinyl record red ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:34:41 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1904 vinyl is hot these days. no days, hot, vinyl, record, red dear georgia bunny http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1902/dear-georgia-bunny_bunny_art.php Blog dear georgia bunny

in front of my laptop at the @timeshifted's was this bunny. they are after me and this proves it.

this one too, needed it's photo taken. mark and carol have so much amazing art around their house. everywhere you look there is something that catches the eye.



Tags: bunny art amazing house carol ]]>dear georgia bunny

in front of my laptop at the @timeshifted's was this bunny. they are after me and this proves it.

this one too, needed it's photo taken. mark and carol have so much amazing art around their house. everywhere you look there is something that catches the eye.



Tags: bunny art amazing house carol ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:29:31 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1902 in front of my laptop at the @timeshifted's was this bunny. they are after me and this proves it. this one too, needed it's photo taken. mark and carol have so much amazing art around their house. everywhere you look there is something that catches the eye. no bunny, art, amazing, house, carol pick a chair, any chair http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1908/pick-a-chair-any-chair_chair_kitchen.php Blog pick a chair, any chair

seating for four. from their front lawn to your kitchen.



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seating for four. from their front lawn to your kitchen.



Tags: chair kitchen lawn seating pick ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:19:42 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1908 seating for four. from their front lawn to your kitchen. no chair, kitchen, lawn, seating, pick shopping after the rapture http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1900/shopping-after-the-rapture_shopping_apocalypse.php Blog shopping after the rapture

this is how all shopping will look when it is you and me kicking it post apocalypse.



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this is how all shopping will look when it is you and me kicking it post apocalypse.



Tags: shopping apocalypse post kicking rapture ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:18:08 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1900 this is how all shopping will look when it is you and me kicking it post apocalypse. no shopping, apocalypse, post, kicking, rapture duvel high gravity http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1898/duvel-high-gravity_slurred_speech.php Blog duvel high gravity

i put away two of these on an empty stomach. can you say instantly slurred speech? they were quite tasty.



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i put away two of these on an empty stomach. can you say instantly slurred speech? they were quite tasty.



Tags: slurred speech quite tasty instantly ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:14:09 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1898 i put away two of these on an empty stomach. can you say instantly slurred speech? they were quite tasty. no slurred, speech, quite, tasty, instantly @timeshifted got some tall ass trees http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1896/@timeshifted-got-some-tall-ass-trees_carol_needed.php Blog @timeshifted got some tall ass trees

we reached our destination at mark and carol's and needed to sit down for a drink.



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we reached our destination at mark and carol's and needed to sit down for a drink.



Tags: carol needed sit drink mark ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:11:24 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1896 we reached our destination at mark and carol's and needed to sit down for a drink. no carol, needed, sit, drink, mark here's a canadian that can podcast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1894/heres-a-canadian-that-can-podcast_nashville_making.php Blog here's a canadian that can podcast

had a great lunch with this dave delaney guy in nashville. thanks for making time for us to sample some of nashville's best at bosco's.



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had a great lunch with this dave delaney guy in nashville. thanks for making time for us to sample some of nashville's best at bosco's.



Tags: nashville making sample best bosco ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:03:58 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1894 had a great lunch with this dave delaney guy in nashville. thanks for making time for us to sample some of nashville's best at bosco's. no nashville, making, sample, best, bosco foodmart, bitches. where i shop when in kentucky. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1892/foodmart-bitches-where-i-shop-when-in-kentucky_kentucky_shop.php Blog foodmart, bitches. where i shop when in kentucky.



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Tags: kentucky shop bitches foodmart ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:00:15 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1892 no kentucky, shop, bitches, foodmart, betsy's perky in the a.m. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1889/betsys-perky-in-the-am_roll_perky.php Blog betsy's perky in the a.m.

it's 3 a.m. and we're ready to roll



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it's 3 a.m. and we're ready to roll



Tags: roll perky betsy ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:54:48 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1889 it's 3 a.m. and we're ready to roll no roll, perky, betsy, , Season 20 Ep 24: Cousin Kris, Painters Cap, Nothing Is Level http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1878/Season-20-Ep-24:-Cousin-Kris-Painters-Cap-Nothing-Is-Level_white-wolf_chevrolet-graveyard.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-06-16 Croncast - 2008-06-16.mp3
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It is all about the Interwaves
The photo montage of the father's day trip are up
Look in the blog for the story
Soften up the crow's feet
Geez, that bag, what is she 33?
I don't know if Rock of Love is comparative to competitive improv dinner theater
The afternoon jamboree
Much like licking a toilet
"Cousin Kris!"
The first Casey's we stop at
Hey, I know you
No, I didn't know her name instantly
Hoping for it fire into my brain
Turns out to be cousin X
She's of the normal branch
But the odds of that
Not that great
Running into someone buying smokes
I just don't want to get there
I know, Betsy, you were driving 45 in a 75
Never thought we would make it
Creeping ever closer that sucking vortex where you grew up
It is an area of decay
Dilapidated nothingness
If you were a pizza deliver guy you would deliver to houses with siding
The rest are wrapped in Tyvek
It looks like depression
We tried the town route
Elliot is asking why it is abandoned
Yelling why doesn't it look like home
Two taglines
"For Rent"
"Rent to Own"
You wouldn't let me take the best photo
It was the award winning shot
It was beautiful
The transient neighbor
In a wife beater, smoking a cigarrete, talking on his phone in a NASCAR painters cap
And . . . And . . . his white wolf dog on the steps
Nothing is level there
I fell down 77 times
Growing oriental poppies
Couldn't believe it
Save me from this
And you walked away
Everyone walked away to leave me there
The scary compound
The old ass car wasn't as bad
Always had the perspective that there was someplace else I needed to be

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It is all about the Interwaves
The photo montage of the father's day trip are up
Look in the blog for the story
Soften up the crow's feet
Geez, that bag, what is she 33?
I don't know if Rock of Love is comparative to competitive improv dinner theater
The afternoon jamboree
Much like licking a toilet
"Cousin Kris!"
The first Casey's we stop at
Hey, I know you
No, I didn't know her name instantly
Hoping for it fire into my brain
Turns out to be cousin X
She's of the normal branch
But the odds of that
Not that great
Running into someone buying smokes
I just don't want to get there
I know, Betsy, you were driving 45 in a 75
Never thought we would make it
Creeping ever closer that sucking vortex where you grew up
It is an area of decay
Dilapidated nothingness
If you were a pizza deliver guy you would deliver to houses with siding
The rest are wrapped in Tyvek
It looks like depression
We tried the town route
Elliot is asking why it is abandoned
Yelling why doesn't it look like home
Two taglines
"For Rent"
"Rent to Own"
You wouldn't let me take the best photo
It was the award winning shot
It was beautiful
The transient neighbor
In a wife beater, smoking a cigarrete, talking on his phone in a NASCAR painters cap
And . . . And . . . his white wolf dog on the steps
Nothing is level there
I fell down 77 times
Growing oriental poppies
Couldn't believe it
Save me from this
And you walked away
Everyone walked away to leave me there
The scary compound
The old ass car wasn't as bad
Always had the perspective that there was someplace else I needed to be

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the afternoon has been put neatly in its place and we're heading home. it is a new day.

i am now a father, but can't shake the fact that i am also a child. it is a complicated existence we live.



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the afternoon has been put neatly in its place and we're heading home. it is a new day.

i am now a father, but can't shake the fact that i am also a child. it is a complicated existence we live.



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