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      <title>house | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for house. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for house. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for house. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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<p>in front of my laptop at the @timeshifted's was this bunny. they are after me and this proves it.<br border=0 />
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this one too, needed it's photo taken. mark and carol have so much amazing art around their house. everywhere you look there is something that catches the eye.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bunny">bunny</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bunny"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bunny.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/art">art</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/art"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/art.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/amazing">amazing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/amazing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/amazing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/house">house</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/house"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/house.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/carol">carol</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/carol"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/carol.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>in front of my laptop at the @timeshifted's was this bunny. they are after me and this proves it.<br border=0 />
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this one too, needed it's photo taken. mark and carol have so much amazing art around their house. everywhere you look there is something that catches the eye.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bunny">bunny</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bunny"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bunny.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/art">art</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/art"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/art.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/amazing">amazing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/amazing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/amazing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/house">house</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/house"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/house.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/carol">carol</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/carol"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/carol.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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in front of my laptop at the @timeshifted&#039;s was this bunny. they are after me and this proves it.

this one too, needed it&#039;s photo taken. mark and carol have so much amazing art around their house. everywhere you look there is something that catches the eye.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 25: The Audition, What's Next, Life in the Can</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-18" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #500<br />
  Length: 29:13<br>
  Size: 20.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1880/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-18.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Last time I have to listen to this!<br>
You know you like my voice, Baby<br>
I am surprised you are not crying<br>
It's like a Hallmark Holiday<br>
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows<br>
Back in the day with the old gear<br>
Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work?<br>
Not really<br>
Transitioning into something new<br>
The new show is "<a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a>"<br>
You can get the new shows at <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows<br>
The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008<br>
We're excited about the new show<br>
It would be rad if you and I could work together <br>
Getting paid to do the shows would be great<br>
I went to Jeanie's house last night<br>
Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door<br>
No crumpled up High Life cans<br>
The Eden like backdrop<br>
Deer walked right up<br>
She had deer prints on her roof<br>
Training ground Santa's deer<br>
Getting them presents for the house<br>
Populating her yard with beasts<br>
Show up and build an Arc too<br>
Betsy "Noah" Smith<br>
I get wait to Zeus out there<br>
You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story<br>
The Improv dinner theater audition<br>
I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris<br>
What?<br>
Where the auditions were being held<br>
Ok<br>
Where was it?<br>
At Culver's<br>
Oh, Baby<br>
Did you get a milkshake afterward?<br>
Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant<br>
It proves you want it<br>
It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it<br>
I'm proud of you<br>
Most people wouldn't have gone<br>
What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night?<br>
Listening to open mic night stories<br>
We have no context for this<br>
How did it make you feel?<br>
Maybe she is a biker<br>
Going out on a high note<br>
Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show<br>
In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive<br>
That would be funny<br>
No it's not<br>
Thanks for listening to everyone<br>
Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you<br>
We've had a great time doing the show<br>
The new show is, <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a> - <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
You just can't end it Mr B! Can you!<br>
Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus<br>
Thank you for letting us entertain you.
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Life in the Can">Life in the Can</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Life in the Can"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Life in the Can.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/LitC">LitC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/LitC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/LitC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/High Life">High Life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/High Life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/High Life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Hallmark Holliday">Hallmark Holliday</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Hallmark Holliday"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Hallmark Holliday.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Culver's">Culver's</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Culver's"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Culver's.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-18" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #500<br />
  Length: 29:13<br>
  Size: 20.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1880/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-18.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Last time I have to listen to this!<br>
You know you like my voice, Baby<br>
I am surprised you are not crying<br>
It's like a Hallmark Holiday<br>
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows<br>
Back in the day with the old gear<br>
Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work?<br>
Not really<br>
Transitioning into something new<br>
The new show is "<a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a>"<br>
You can get the new shows at <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows<br>
The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008<br>
We're excited about the new show<br>
It would be rad if you and I could work together <br>
Getting paid to do the shows would be great<br>
I went to Jeanie's house last night<br>
Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door<br>
No crumpled up High Life cans<br>
The Eden like backdrop<br>
Deer walked right up<br>
She had deer prints on her roof<br>
Training ground Santa's deer<br>
Getting them presents for the house<br>
Populating her yard with beasts<br>
Show up and build an Arc too<br>
Betsy "Noah" Smith<br>
I get wait to Zeus out there<br>
You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story<br>
The Improv dinner theater audition<br>
I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris<br>
What?<br>
Where the auditions were being held<br>
Ok<br>
Where was it?<br>
At Culver's<br>
Oh, Baby<br>
Did you get a milkshake afterward?<br>
Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant<br>
It proves you want it<br>
It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it<br>
I'm proud of you<br>
Most people wouldn't have gone<br>
What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night?<br>
Listening to open mic night stories<br>
We have no context for this<br>
How did it make you feel?<br>
Maybe she is a biker<br>
Going out on a high note<br>
Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show<br>
In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive<br>
That would be funny<br>
No it's not<br>
Thanks for listening to everyone<br>
Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you<br>
We've had a great time doing the show<br>
The new show is, <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a> - <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
You just can't end it Mr B! Can you!<br>
Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus<br>
Thank you for letting us entertain you.
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Life in the Can">Life in the Can</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Life in the Can"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Life in the Can.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/LitC">LitC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/LitC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/LitC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/High Life">High Life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/High Life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/High Life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Hallmark Holliday">Hallmark Holliday</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Hallmark Holliday"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Hallmark Holliday.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Culver's">Culver's</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Culver's"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Culver's.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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Show: #500
  Length: 29:13
  Size: 20.1mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Last time I have to listen to this!
You know you like my voice, Baby
I am surprised you are not crying
It&#039;s like a Hallmark Holiday
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows
Back in the day with</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Life in the Can, LitC, High Life, Hallmark Holliday, Culver's</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 24: Cousin Kris, Painters Cap, Nothing Is Level</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1878/Season-20-Ep-24:-Cousin-Kris-Painters-Cap-Nothing-Is-Level_white-wolf_chevrolet-graveyard.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1878/cks-2008-06-16.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-16" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1878/cks-2008-06-16.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-16.mp3</a><br>
Show: #499<br />
  Length: 22:52<br>
  Size: 15.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1878/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-16.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Keep the Archive Alive goes on<br>
$25 of support gets you 2 DVD's with the full archive mailed to your door<br>
Drop that Archive Support at the site in any one of the banners<br>
It is all about the Interwaves<br>
The photo montage of the father's day trip are up<br>
Look in the blog for the story<br>
Soften up the crow's feet<br>
Geez, that bag, what is she 33?<br>
I don't know if Rock of Love is comparative to competitive improv dinner theater<br>
The afternoon jamboree<br>
Much like licking a toilet<br>
"Cousin Kris!"<br>
The first Casey's we stop at<br>
Hey, I know you<br>
No, I didn't know her name instantly<br>
Hoping for it fire into my brain<br>
Turns out to be cousin X<br>
She's of the normal branch<br>
But the odds of that<br>
Not that great<br>
Running into someone buying smokes<br>
I just don't want to get there<br>
I know, Betsy, you were driving 45 in a 75<br>
Never thought we would make it<br>
Creeping ever closer that sucking vortex where you grew up<br>
It is an area of decay<br>
Dilapidated nothingness<br>
If you were a pizza deliver guy you would deliver to houses with siding<br>
The rest are wrapped in Tyvek<br>
It looks like depression<br>
We tried the town route<br>
Elliot is asking why it is abandoned<br>
Yelling why doesn't it look like home<br>
Two taglines<br>
"For Rent"<br>
"Rent to Own"<br>
You wouldn't let me take the best photo<br>
It was the award winning shot<br>
It was beautiful<br>
The transient neighbor<br>
In a wife beater, smoking a cigarrete, talking on his phone in a NASCAR painters cap<br>
And  . . . And . . . his white wolf dog on the steps<br>
Nothing is level there<br>
I fell down 77 times<br>
Growing oriental poppies<br>
Couldn't believe it<br>
Save me from this<br>
And you walked away<br>
Everyone walked away to leave me there<br>
The scary compound<br>
The old ass car wasn't as bad<br>
Always had the perspective that there was someplace else I needed to be
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It is all about the Interwaves<br>
The photo montage of the father's day trip are up<br>
Look in the blog for the story<br>
Soften up the crow's feet<br>
Geez, that bag, what is she 33?<br>
I don't know if Rock of Love is comparative to competitive improv dinner theater<br>
The afternoon jamboree<br>
Much like licking a toilet<br>
"Cousin Kris!"<br>
The first Casey's we stop at<br>
Hey, I know you<br>
No, I didn't know her name instantly<br>
Hoping for it fire into my brain<br>
Turns out to be cousin X<br>
She's of the normal branch<br>
But the odds of that<br>
Not that great<br>
Running into someone buying smokes<br>
I just don't want to get there<br>
I know, Betsy, you were driving 45 in a 75<br>
Never thought we would make it<br>
Creeping ever closer that sucking vortex where you grew up<br>
It is an area of decay<br>
Dilapidated nothingness<br>
If you were a pizza deliver guy you would deliver to houses with siding<br>
The rest are wrapped in Tyvek<br>
It looks like depression<br>
We tried the town route<br>
Elliot is asking why it is abandoned<br>
Yelling why doesn't it look like home<br>
Two taglines<br>
"For Rent"<br>
"Rent to Own"<br>
You wouldn't let me take the best photo<br>
It was the award winning shot<br>
It was beautiful<br>
The transient neighbor<br>
In a wife beater, smoking a cigarrete, talking on his phone in a NASCAR painters cap<br>
And  . . . And . . . his white wolf dog on the steps<br>
Nothing is level there<br>
I fell down 77 times<br>
Growing oriental poppies<br>
Couldn't believe it<br>
Save me from this<br>
And you walked away<br>
Everyone walked away to leave me there<br>
The scary compound<br>
The old ass car wasn't as bad<br>
Always had the perspective that there was someplace else I needed to be
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         <title>buffalo pasture</title>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582062591/" title="buffalo pasture"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/2582062591_6d5a716297.jpg"   alt="buffalo pasture" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.<br border=0 />
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that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/view">view</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/view"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/view.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pasture">pasture</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pasture"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pasture.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sound">sound</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sound"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sound.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cars">cars</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cars"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cars.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/view">view</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/view"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/view.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pasture">pasture</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pasture"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pasture.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sound">sound</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sound"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sound.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cars">cars</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cars"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cars.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.

that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>busted half of'em</title>
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<p>baseballs, rocks, jarts or slamming them, i broke half of our neighbors carriage house  windows growing up. they look pretty good now.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/half">half</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/half"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/half.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/house">house</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/house"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/house.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/carriage">carriage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/carriage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/carriage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/windows">windows</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/windows"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/windows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/growing">growing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/growing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/growing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>baseballs, rocks, jarts or slamming them, i broke half of our neighbors carriage house  windows growing up. they look pretty good now.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/half">half</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/half"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/half.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/house">house</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/house"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/house.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/carriage">carriage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/carriage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/carriage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/windows">windows</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/windows"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/windows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/growing">growing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/growing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/growing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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baseballs, rocks, jarts or slamming them, i broke half of our neighbors carriage house  windows growing up. they look pretty good now.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>gas station blues</title>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582856108/" title="gas station blues"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2178/2582856108_814abeed09.jpg"   alt="gas station blues" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>fresh paint and nature slowly reclaiming this car haven't changed my memory of simpson's shell right behind our house on the alley.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/simpson">simpson</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/simpson"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/simpson.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/memory">memory</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/memory"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/memory.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/changed">changed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/changed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/changed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shell">shell</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shell"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shell.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/behind">behind</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/behind"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/behind.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582856108/" title="gas station blues"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2178/2582856108_814abeed09.jpg"   alt="gas station blues" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>fresh paint and nature slowly reclaiming this car haven't changed my memory of simpson's shell right behind our house on the alley.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/simpson">simpson</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/simpson"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/simpson.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/memory">memory</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/memory"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/memory.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/changed">changed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/changed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/changed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shell">shell</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shell"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shell.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/behind">behind</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/behind"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/behind.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:27:12 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1854</guid>

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fresh paint and nature slowly reclaiming this car haven&#039;t changed my memory of simpson&#039;s shell right behind our house on the alley.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>90 mile bathroom break</title>
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<p>we made a pit stop at this casey's in ladd, il on our way to our destination. inside at the counter was, of course, a cousin that i haven't seen in over 10 years. recently divorced and a proud holder of a bechelor's degree.<br border=0 />
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the odds of us meeting like this are vegas house odds.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/odds">odds</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/odds"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/odds.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/proud">proud</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/proud"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/proud.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/divorced">divorced</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/divorced"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/divorced.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/recently">recently</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/recently"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/recently.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/years">years</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/years"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/years.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>we made a pit stop at this casey's in ladd, il on our way to our destination. inside at the counter was, of course, a cousin that i haven't seen in over 10 years. recently divorced and a proud holder of a bechelor's degree.<br border=0 />
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the odds of us meeting like this are vegas house odds.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/odds">odds</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/odds"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/odds.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/proud">proud</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/proud"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/proud.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/divorced">divorced</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/divorced"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/divorced.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/recently">recently</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/recently"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/recently.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/years">years</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/years"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/years.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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we made a pit stop at this casey&#039;s in ladd, il on our way to our destination. inside at the counter was, of course, a cousin that i haven&#039;t seen in over 10 years. recently divorced and a proud holder of a bechelor&#039;s degree.

the odds of us meeting like this are vegas house odds.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 20: Photos, Old Shuffling Posse, Professional Tic</title>
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Oh, the 2008<br>
Comments on the photos<br>
I'm a what?<br>
You're a good amateur photo taker, Bears<br>
I never made it to the sweetest Goodwill in the world<br>
When was that?<br>
San Francisco, it just wasn't meant to be<br>
Look at you all up on the Oprah stuff<br>
I got my eye on those celebrities<br>
I knew today was going to be a great day<br>
Because the Lutherans were having a sale<br>
Garage Sales are euphemisms for "Party on the Driveway"<br>
You were benevolent enough to babysit<br>
It is either a ghost or an alien in front of me<br>
You should be so lucky<br>
Space Ghost!<br>
You can convince me of anything<br>
I got to the sale kind of late<br>
The guy from the furniture tent comes out an yells<br>
That we can hop into a new line that is shorter<br>
I was torn<br>
They can have stuff in multiple questions<br>
I think you will reach a  point, your peak of sales skills<br>
We should freeze dry you at that point<br>
Then revive you in the future when the dollar is strong<br>
It will be like a time machine<br>
Betsy, you bring it<br>
The dollar is still strong with the Lutherans<br>
Double check the luggage later<br>
I stand in line to wait for the dishes<br>
I need my fine china fix in their housewares sections<br>
I brought bags and I have adrenaline flowing in my limbs<br>
Oh, look, Christopher Stewart<br>
This is when I started to look like a nut<br>
Started?<br>
Slow shuffling old posse arrived<br>
Those match my dishes<br>
I love those<br>
Are you going to buy those?<br>
I am now just to spite you<br>
You wasted my time with your story<br>
They're rookies baby<br>
You are con-garagies<br>
They send the 12 year old anemic boy to help me carry stuff<br>
She's now a professional tic<br>
She went and bought speakers from Farm and Fleet<br>
I love it, speakers from Farm and Fleet<br>
I am sure you are related to people that duck taped their heads
That is the truth<br>
Duck taping down his pants<br> 
Especially when fired up the chainsaw<br>
The tape suit<br>
Class issues really stand in your way Mr. B<br>
"Transvestite's getaway car ran over good Samaritan's foot"<br>
Words make the world magnificent
<br><br>
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Oh, the 2008<br>
Comments on the photos<br>
I'm a what?<br>
You're a good amateur photo taker, Bears<br>
I never made it to the sweetest Goodwill in the world<br>
When was that?<br>
San Francisco, it just wasn't meant to be<br>
Look at you all up on the Oprah stuff<br>
I got my eye on those celebrities<br>
I knew today was going to be a great day<br>
Because the Lutherans were having a sale<br>
Garage Sales are euphemisms for "Party on the Driveway"<br>
You were benevolent enough to babysit<br>
It is either a ghost or an alien in front of me<br>
You should be so lucky<br>
Space Ghost!<br>
You can convince me of anything<br>
I got to the sale kind of late<br>
The guy from the furniture tent comes out an yells<br>
That we can hop into a new line that is shorter<br>
I was torn<br>
They can have stuff in multiple questions<br>
I think you will reach a  point, your peak of sales skills<br>
We should freeze dry you at that point<br>
Then revive you in the future when the dollar is strong<br>
It will be like a time machine<br>
Betsy, you bring it<br>
The dollar is still strong with the Lutherans<br>
Double check the luggage later<br>
I stand in line to wait for the dishes<br>
I need my fine china fix in their housewares sections<br>
I brought bags and I have adrenaline flowing in my limbs<br>
Oh, look, Christopher Stewart<br>
This is when I started to look like a nut<br>
Started?<br>
Slow shuffling old posse arrived<br>
Those match my dishes<br>
I love those<br>
Are you going to buy those?<br>
I am now just to spite you<br>
You wasted my time with your story<br>
They're rookies baby<br>
You are con-garagies<br>
They send the 12 year old anemic boy to help me carry stuff<br>
She's now a professional tic<br>
She went and bought speakers from Farm and Fleet<br>
I love it, speakers from Farm and Fleet<br>
I am sure you are related to people that duck taped their heads
That is the truth<br>
Duck taping down his pants<br> 
Especially when fired up the chainsaw<br>
The tape suit<br>
Class issues really stand in your way Mr. B<br>
"Transvestite's getaway car ran over good Samaritan's foot"<br>
Words make the world magnificent
<br><br>
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  Length: 30:25
  Size: 20.9 mb
  Format: mp3

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Oh, the 2008
Comments on the photos
I&#039;m a what?
You&#039;re a good amateur photo taker, Bears
I never made it to the sweetest Goodwill in the world
When was that?
San Francisco, it just</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 19: San Francisco Part 2, The Meetup</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1804/Season-20-Ep-19:-San-Francisco-Part-2-The-Meetup_San-Francisco_Guerneville.php</link>
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Show: #494<br />
  Length: 41:59<br>
  Size: 28.8 mb<br />
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We're back for part two of San Francisco<br>
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase<br>
She kissed a diseased baby <br>
Then she kissed me and now I am infected<br>
Other than daddy just do<br>
I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation<br>
Her encrusted nostril in photos<br>
I could track back the vector of my illness<br>
Yes, you are the carriers<br>
Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement"<br>
We rank with NPR shows in the post<br>
How are we different than any other shows?<br>
Funnier<br>
Let the woman talk <br>
No love for this man<br>
I didn't get a party when I was there<br>
Heading to the meetup at House of Shields<br>
What if no one shows up?<br>
People were bound to show up<br>
Four people showed up<br>
I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way<br>
David, Sam, Russ and Katherine<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/01_sf.jpg"><br>
The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/02_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/03_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/04_sf.jpg"><br>
<br><br>
David has been listening for a long time<br>
A very long time<br>
He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney<br>
Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show<br>
Schlomo gave us the space<br>
It was dark, with a kicked over chair<br>
That is HoS<br>
Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it<br>
This is where we made the mistake<br>
We started drinking right away, heavily<br>
Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink<br>
Mind you she is one third my size<br>
We left the meetup to go dancing<br>
More drinks<br>
Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe<br>
Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab<br>
Just drunk bitches we were<br>
We gotta get to sleep<br>
We have things to do the next day<br>
We surface at 10 am<br>
Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3<br>
I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations<br>
Remember Chef Jeff?<br>
Back in my skinny days<br>
Now I'm chubby<br>
There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks<br>
At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise<br>
They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister"<br>
A little romantic music for you<br>
If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike<br>
So the next day we rent a car<br>
And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people<br>
They're like day of the dead zombies<br>
Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life<br>
This weather beaten hag pops up in the window<br>
Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect<br>
Are we on the road to Guerneville?<br>
You can't do that with a kind vegan sister<br>
A big coin receptacle<br>
"I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/San Francisco">San Francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/San Francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/San Francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Guerneville">Guerneville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Guerneville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Guerneville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Betsy Smith">Betsy Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Betsy Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Betsy Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jeanie Bowen">Jeanie Bowen</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jeanie Bowen"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jeanie Bowen.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meetup">meetup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meetup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meetup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1804/cks-2008-06-04.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-04" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1804/cks-2008-06-04.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-04.mp3</a><br>
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We're back for part two of San Francisco<br>
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase<br>
She kissed a diseased baby <br>
Then she kissed me and now I am infected<br>
Other than daddy just do<br>
I can blame it on her cuz I got the documentation<br>
Her encrusted nostril in photos<br>
I could track back the vector of my illness<br>
Yes, you are the carriers<br>
Listen to Croncast, "They argue with one another in their basement"<br>
We rank with NPR shows in the post<br>
How are we different than any other shows?<br>
Funnier<br>
Let the woman talk <br>
No love for this man<br>
I didn't get a party when I was there<br>
Heading to the meetup at House of Shields<br>
What if no one shows up?<br>
People were bound to show up<br>
Four people showed up<br>
I am so glad that I disappointed you in a positive way<br>
David, Sam, Russ and Katherine<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/01_sf.jpg"><br>
The Meetup: Left to Right: Russ, Sam, Katherine (in back), David, Betsy (in blue), Jeanie<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/02_sf.jpg"><br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/03_sf.jpg"><br><br>
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<br><br>
David has been listening for a long time<br>
A very long time<br>
He was in college, birthday, marriage to attorney<br>
Look back at things that have happened while we have been doing the show<br>
Schlomo gave us the space<br>
It was dark, with a kicked over chair<br>
That is HoS<br>
Russ got a pre-smoking ban chair with an ashtray built into it<br>
This is where we made the mistake<br>
We started drinking right away, heavily<br>
Jeanie kept up with me drink for drink<br>
Mind you she is one third my size<br>
We left the meetup to go dancing<br>
More drinks<br>
Then Jeanie starts dancing with a bearded Marylin Monroe<br>
Having a great time and we stiffed them on the cab<br>
Just drunk bitches we were<br>
We gotta get to sleep<br>
We have things to do the next day<br>
We surface at 10 am<br>
Jeanie didn't get out of bed till 3<br>
I see a pattern with your Jeanie vacations<br>
Remember Chef Jeff?<br>
Back in my skinny days<br>
Now I'm chubby<br>
There's a food shortage I'm good for 8 weeks<br>
At 8pm Mrs. and Mrs Smith are going to hop on a romantic cruise<br>
They should have named it, "The Good Ship Jagermeister"<br>
A little romantic music for you<br>
If I tried to do that with my friends Evan or Mike<br>
So the next day we rent a car<br>
And we end up dumped in a pile of homeless people<br>
They're like day of the dead zombies<br>
Here comes the scariest wican beast i have ever seen in my life<br>
This weather beaten hag pops up in the window<br>
Shit happens, some people aren't what you expect<br>
Are we on the road to Guerneville?<br>
You can't do that with a kind vegan sister<br>
A big coin receptacle<br>
"I'm saving up to clone my cat, donations welcome"
<br><br>
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Show: #494
  Length: 41:59
  Size: 28.8 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

We&#039;re back for part two of San Francisco
The pre pre-school baby is in a kissing phase
She kissed a diseased baby 
Then she kissed me and now I am infected
Other than daddy just do
I can blame it</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>San Francisco, Guerneville, Betsy Smith, Jeanie Bowen, meetup</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 18: You know, you don't have to call her your friend anymore.</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1789/Season-20-Ep-18:-You-know-you-dont-have-to-call-her-your-friend-anymore_San-Francisco_Tea-House.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1789/cks-2008-05-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-28" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1789/cks-2008-05-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #493<br />
  Length: 28:21<br>
  Size: 19.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1789/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Good grief we are back<br>
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up<br>
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes<br>
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick<br>
She's checking me out<br>
Of course she is<br>
"So what are you doing in San Francisco?"<br>
"I'm here with my friend."<br>
"You don't have to call her your friend anymore."<br>
The spandex blend is alive and well<br>
You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa<br>
The smell of Dubuque jumps off<br>
The hills and the highway<br>
I drive better than those taxi drivers<br>
Don't look forward<br>
You check carry on bags?<br>
Yes, need to keep her creams and powders<br>
The vacation schedule<br>
The romantic cruise<br>
We just wanted crab<br>
The Russians followed me from Goodwill<br>
Our waiter wanted to argue<br>
Today, today it is my first day<br>
Crab comes with nothing?<br>
No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad<br>
Dungeness crab is a mud spider<br>
She called me a hot mess in Cantonese<br>
We end up at a tea shop in China town<br>
White hippie chick running it<br>
In sweeps hippie number one<br>
She's totally a trust fund baby<br>
Character after character after character<br>
You can make tea from anything<br>
Why didn't you stop and ask a homeless person?<br>
I didn't realize you were green with dots . . . what the hell do you have?<br>
Mr B, this is my town though<br>
I knew it once I stepped off the plane
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/San Francisco">San Francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/San Francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/San Francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Tea House">Tea House</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Tea House"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Tea House.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dungeness crab">dungeness crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dungeness crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dungeness crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wrangler pants">wrangler pants</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wrangler pants"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wrangler pants.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1789/cks-2008-05-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-28" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1789/cks-2008-05-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #493<br />
  Length: 28:21<br>
  Size: 19.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1789/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Good grief we are back<br>
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up<br>
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes<br>
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick<br>
She's checking me out<br>
Of course she is<br>
"So what are you doing in San Francisco?"<br>
"I'm here with my friend."<br>
"You don't have to call her your friend anymore."<br>
The spandex blend is alive and well<br>
You can look at Iowa from behind and know it's Iowa<br>
The smell of Dubuque jumps off<br>
The hills and the highway<br>
I drive better than those taxi drivers<br>
Don't look forward<br>
You check carry on bags?<br>
Yes, need to keep her creams and powders<br>
The vacation schedule<br>
The romantic cruise<br>
We just wanted crab<br>
The Russians followed me from Goodwill<br>
Our waiter wanted to argue<br>
Today, today it is my first day<br>
Crab comes with nothing?<br>
No one comes between Jeanie and her side salad<br>
Dungeness crab is a mud spider<br>
She called me a hot mess in Cantonese<br>
We end up at a tea shop in China town<br>
White hippie chick running it<br>
In sweeps hippie number one<br>
She's totally a trust fund baby<br>
Character after character after character<br>
You can make tea from anything<br>
Why didn't you stop and ask a homeless person?<br>
I didn't realize you were green with dots . . . what the hell do you have?<br>
Mr B, this is my town though<br>
I knew it once I stepped off the plane
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 12:43:20 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-28.mp3
Show: #493
  Length: 28:21
  Size: 19.5 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Good grief we are back
Thanks to Betsy for showing back up
You come back from San Francisco wearing my clothes
Up sidles a Wrangler wearing Milwaukee chick
She&#039;s checking me out
Of course she</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>San Francisco, Tea House, dungeness crab, wrangler pants, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Spend Happy Hour with Mrs. and Mrs. Smith</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1757/Spend-Happy-Hour-with-Mrs-and-Mrs-Smith_House-of-Shields_San-Francisco.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/928524441/" title="DSC05291 by croncast, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1157/928524441_40a3393113.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="DSC05291" border="0" /></a>
<br><br>
That's right, you can have a drink or four with Mrs. and Mrs. Smith at House of Shields in San Francisco this evening at 6:30 pm. Many thanks to HOS proprietor, Schlomo, for having the ladies. Even if no one else but these two show up it is not going to end well.
<br><br>
House of Shields is located at 39 New Montgomery Street: see below.
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<br><br>
That's right, you can have a drink or four with Mrs. and Mrs. Smith at House of Shields in San Francisco this evening at 6:30 pm. Many thanks to HOS proprietor, Schlomo, for having the ladies. Even if no one else but these two show up it is not going to end well.
<br><br>
House of Shields is located at 39 New Montgomery Street: see below.
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 16:03:54 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1757</guid>

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That&#039;s right, you can have a drink or four with Mrs. and Mrs. Smith at House of Shields in San Francisco this evening at 6:30 pm. Many thanks to HOS proprietor, Schlomo, for having the ladies. Even if no one else but these two show up it is not going to end well.

House of Shields is located at 39 New Montgomery Street: see</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 17: The Mc Mansion Haul, Rottlador, Schnorgie</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1756/Season-20-Ep-17:-The-Mc-Mansion-Haul-Rottlador-Schnorgie_Mc-Mansion_schnorgie.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1756/cks-2008-05-19.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-19" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1756/cks-2008-05-19.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-19.mp3</a><br>
Show: #492<br />
  Length: 17.5<br>
  Size: 25:32 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1756/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-19.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>Short show notes<br>
Sorry for the no show on Friday<br>
Betsy scores at a Mc Mansion<br>
Well, I'm not sure the lamp above is a score, but . . . <br>
Gucci the schnorgie (Schnauzer and Corgi cross)<br>
Betsy and Jeanie in San Francisco starting tomorrow<br>
Hang with them on Wednesday, see the link about for House of Shields get together
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mc Mansion">Mc Mansion</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mc Mansion"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mc Mansion.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/schnorgie">schnorgie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/schnorgie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/schnorgie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rottlador">rottlador</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rottlador"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rottlador.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/san francisco">san francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/san francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/san francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1756/cks-2008-05-19.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-19" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1756/cks-2008-05-19.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-19.mp3</a><br>
Show: #492<br />
  Length: 17.5<br>
  Size: 25:32 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1756/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-19.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>Short show notes<br>
Sorry for the no show on Friday<br>
Betsy scores at a Mc Mansion<br>
Well, I'm not sure the lamp above is a score, but . . . <br>
Gucci the schnorgie (Schnauzer and Corgi cross)<br>
Betsy and Jeanie in San Francisco starting tomorrow<br>
Hang with them on Wednesday, see the link about for House of Shields get together
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mc Mansion">Mc Mansion</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mc Mansion"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mc Mansion.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/schnorgie">schnorgie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/schnorgie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/schnorgie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rottlador">rottlador</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rottlador"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rottlador.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/san francisco">san francisco</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/san francisco"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/san francisco.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 15:16:40 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>25:32</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-19.mp3
Show: #492
  Length: 17.5
  Size: 25:32 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
Short show notes
Sorry for the no</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>Mc Mansion, schnorgie, rottlador, san francisco, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>i've fallen and i can't get out</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1732/ive-fallen-and-i-cant-get-out_little_bunny.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2492598276/" title="i've fallen and i get out"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/2492598276_b7e300b412.jpg"   alt="i've fallen and i get out" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>the banging on my escape route window-well plexiglass went on too long not to be a bird or strong wind . . . i thought.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
pull back the curtain and i see this little bunny sitting right there. i suppose that is good because if it was anything else that might bite me i would just have to leave it in there.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
boxed him up and sent him to the rabbit sausage factory. ok, i might have released him back in the yard and outside the fence to give him a fighting chance versus the dogs.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
cute little bunny, be smart and hop far from this house before little deaf dog snags you with her one good tooth.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/little">little</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/little"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/little.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bunny">bunny</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bunny"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bunny.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/might">might</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/might"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/might.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/window">window</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/window"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/window.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2492598276/" title="i've fallen and i get out"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2107/2492598276_b7e300b412.jpg"   alt="i've fallen and i get out" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>the banging on my escape route window-well plexiglass went on too long not to be a bird or strong wind . . . i thought.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
pull back the curtain and i see this little bunny sitting right there. i suppose that is good because if it was anything else that might bite me i would just have to leave it in there.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
boxed him up and sent him to the rabbit sausage factory. ok, i might have released him back in the yard and outside the fence to give him a fighting chance versus the dogs.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
cute little bunny, be smart and hop far from this house before little deaf dog snags you with her one good tooth.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/little">little</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/little"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/little.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bunny">bunny</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bunny"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bunny.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/might">might</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/might"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/might.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/window">window</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/window"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/window.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 10:17:13 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1732</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>

the banging on my escape route window-well plexiglass went on too long not to be a bird or strong wind . . . i thought.

pull back the curtain and i see this little bunny sitting right there. i suppose that is good because if it was anything else that might bite me i would just have to leave it in there.

boxed him up and sent him to the</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>little, bunny, might, window, back</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 16: Sellers Hate Hoarders, not the Game, Golf Stance</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1731/Season-20-Ep-16:-Sellers-Hate-Hoarders-not-the-Game-Golf-Stance_silly-putty_classified-ads.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-14" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #491<br />
  Length: 19.7<br>
  Size: 28:40 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1731/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith<br>
That is your new name<br>
You're like silly putty<br>
Let me see your palm<br>
I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it<br>
Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad?<br>
Nope<br>
Did I sleep on a floor for you?<br>
Mr B I am going to kick your ass<br>
I don't want to hit golf balls<br>
Then I win by default <br>
You are very competitive<br>
My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls<br>
I thought it would be like a coffee machine<br>
I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle<br>
The second of the idiots is now here<br>
They should put up a sign<br>
There was a sign I am sure<br>
Based on how you played it should be bright pink<br>
You are so full of crap<br>
I couldn't put my arms around you<br>
Resting in your schwetty palms<br>
A boy at the disco<br>
You missed the ball completely<br>
Then I got it dialed in<br>
I was the winner no doubt<br>
The driving range isn't on my to do list<br>
If you had one we would have been doing the next<br>
I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet<br>
The divets on my head were too much<br>
I won't make you sleep on the floor<br>
Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith<br>
This is my super bowl weekend<br>
Where is the sale this weekend?<br>
Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once<br>
They have a consortium of sub divisions?<br>
Yes<br>
Betsy now reads the classifieds<br>
Leaving your boxes on the driveway<br>
Somebody is going to steal them<br>
UPS picked them up<br>
Are you sure?<br>
What are the rules?<br>
You show up first and the item is your's<br>
They might share a bag Gardetto's<br>
You have done this to her<br>
Bird Lady I am going to get you<br>
I am going to walk around with
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/silly putty">silly putty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/silly putty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/silly putty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/classified ads">classified ads</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/classified ads"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/classified ads.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sub division">sub division</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sub division"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sub division.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consortium">consortium</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consortium"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consortium.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-14" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1731/cks-2008-05-14.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #491<br />
  Length: 19.7<br>
  Size: 28:40 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1731/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith<br>
That is your new name<br>
You're like silly putty<br>
Let me see your palm<br>
I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it<br>
Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad?<br>
Nope<br>
Did I sleep on a floor for you?<br>
Mr B I am going to kick your ass<br>
I don't want to hit golf balls<br>
Then I win by default <br>
You are very competitive<br>
My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls<br>
I thought it would be like a coffee machine<br>
I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle<br>
The second of the idiots is now here<br>
They should put up a sign<br>
There was a sign I am sure<br>
Based on how you played it should be bright pink<br>
You are so full of crap<br>
I couldn't put my arms around you<br>
Resting in your schwetty palms<br>
A boy at the disco<br>
You missed the ball completely<br>
Then I got it dialed in<br>
I was the winner no doubt<br>
The driving range isn't on my to do list<br>
If you had one we would have been doing the next<br>
I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet<br>
The divets on my head were too much<br>
I won't make you sleep on the floor<br>
Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith<br>
This is my super bowl weekend<br>
Where is the sale this weekend?<br>
Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once<br>
They have a consortium of sub divisions?<br>
Yes<br>
Betsy now reads the classifieds<br>
Leaving your boxes on the driveway<br>
Somebody is going to steal them<br>
UPS picked them up<br>
Are you sure?<br>
What are the rules?<br>
You show up first and the item is your's<br>
They might share a bag Gardetto's<br>
You have done this to her<br>
Bird Lady I am going to get you<br>
I am going to walk around with
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 07:20:58 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:40</itunes:duration>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3
Show: #491
  Length: 19.7
  Size: 28:40 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy &quot;Classified Ads&quot;</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>silly putty, classified ads, sub division, consortium, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 15: Dumpster Golf, Penny Drop, Fancy Hood</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1730/Season-20-Ep-15:-Dumpster-Golf-Penny-Drop-Fancy-Hood_Titleist_gold-club.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-12" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3</a><br>
Show: #490<br />
  Length: 19.6<br>
  Size: 28:32 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1730/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy likes the amens to her sermons<br>
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn<br>
We are way more boring than the show<br>
The picture in her head of you was repulsive<br>
Good thing she didn't see a real picture<br>
I despise this time of year the most<br>
Why?<br>
The grass grows<br>
I hate the mowing<br>
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights<br>
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood<br>
I have been honing my skills without you<br>
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox<br>
Not the Billy Squire stroke<br>
A body bag full of bubble wrap<br>
A body bag?<br>
I tried to do a Penny Drop<br>
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics<br>
Tetanus shot for junking license<br>
I had to have the bubble wrap<br>
So I went to Goodwill <br>
Fast like a bunny<br>
I bought a Titleist<br>
Golf club<br>
We playing gold today mommy?<br>
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf<br>
Your Titleist for dumpster diving<br>
Your like a gorilla in the mist<br>
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor<br>
Mine were smarter and more motivated<br>
Now, I bring home the bananas<br>
It's all about who brings home the bacon<br>
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster<br>
We found your wife, sir.<br>
Behind what store?<br>
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker<br>
It is a services<br>
I'm not going to mess with these women<br>
They are serious<br>
Treating things better<br>
Betsy flattens a tire on my car<br>
I'm driving slow on your rim<br>
You were right next to the car dealership<br>
Why didn't you just go there?<br>
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him<br>
Sorry to be so vaginal<br>
I just gave up<br>
Why is he trying to change the tire?<br>
Does he know how to change a tire?<br>
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood<br>
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Titleist">Titleist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Titleist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Titleist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gold club">gold club</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gold club"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gold club.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the bacon">the bacon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the bacon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the bacon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/penny drop">penny drop</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/penny drop"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/penny drop.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gymnastics">gymnastics</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gymnastics"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gymnastics.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-12" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3</a><br>
Show: #490<br />
  Length: 19.6<br>
  Size: 28:32 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1730/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy likes the amens to her sermons<br>
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn<br>
We are way more boring than the show<br>
The picture in her head of you was repulsive<br>
Good thing she didn't see a real picture<br>
I despise this time of year the most<br>
Why?<br>
The grass grows<br>
I hate the mowing<br>
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights<br>
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood<br>
I have been honing my skills without you<br>
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox<br>
Not the Billy Squire stroke<br>
A body bag full of bubble wrap<br>
A body bag?<br>
I tried to do a Penny Drop<br>
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics<br>
Tetanus shot for junking license<br>
I had to have the bubble wrap<br>
So I went to Goodwill <br>
Fast like a bunny<br>
I bought a Titleist<br>
Golf club<br>
We playing gold today mommy?<br>
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf<br>
Your Titleist for dumpster diving<br>
Your like a gorilla in the mist<br>
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor<br>
Mine were smarter and more motivated<br>
Now, I bring home the bananas<br>
It's all about who brings home the bacon<br>
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster<br>
We found your wife, sir.<br>
Behind what store?<br>
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker<br>
It is a services<br>
I'm not going to mess with these women<br>
They are serious<br>
Treating things better<br>
Betsy flattens a tire on my car<br>
I'm driving slow on your rim<br>
You were right next to the car dealership<br>
Why didn't you just go there?<br>
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him<br>
Sorry to be so vaginal<br>
I just gave up<br>
Why is he trying to change the tire?<br>
Does he know how to change a tire?<br>
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood<br>
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Titleist">Titleist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Titleist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Titleist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gold club">gold club</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gold club"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gold club.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the bacon">the bacon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the bacon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the bacon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/penny drop">penny drop</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/penny drop"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/penny drop.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gymnastics">gymnastics</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gymnastics"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gymnastics.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 13:54:32 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:32</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1730</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3
Show: #490
  Length: 19.6
  Size: 28:32 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy likes the amens to her</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Titleist, gold club, the bacon, penny drop, gymnastics</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 20 Ep 14: Hoe To The Head, Classmates, Comments</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1719/Season-20-Ep-14:-Hoe-To-The-Head-Classmates-Comments_gardening_classmates.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1719/cks-2008-05-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-09" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1719/cks-2008-05-09.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #489<br />
  Length: 20.5<br>
  Size: 29:52 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1719/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Gotta rock it out people, sorry again for short show notes<br>
Thanks for the comments of late<br>
They do mean a lot to me<br>
Elliot taking one on the head<br>
Life coming back<br>
Former classmates<br>
Spoiled doesn't mean success in life
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gardening">gardening</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gardening"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gardening.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/classmates">classmates</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/classmates"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/classmates.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/landing strip">landing strip</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/landing strip"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/landing strip.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/emergency room">emergency room</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/emergency room"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/emergency room.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/staples">staples</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/staples"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/staples.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1719/cks-2008-05-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-09" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1719/cks-2008-05-09.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #489<br />
  Length: 20.5<br>
  Size: 29:52 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1719/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Gotta rock it out people, sorry again for short show notes<br>
Thanks for the comments of late<br>
They do mean a lot to me<br>
Elliot taking one on the head<br>
Life coming back<br>
Former classmates<br>
Spoiled doesn't mean success in life
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         <title>elliot didn't get any stitches. but how about some space age metal!</title>
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<p>as elliot blazes new medical treatments for the family, we are left with nothing to say, but he was lucky to have caught the gardening hoe on the head.  better the top of his dome than an ear or finger finding their way under it.<br border=