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Statue of Liberty

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:36:44 -0500

A shot of the Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry. If you're ever in NY, Ellis Island is $ this ferry is free.

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staten island ferry neon

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:50:55 -0500

had a great time with the kids and betsy tonight on the staten island ferry. they stood on the front in the mist, cold and darkness to catch hazy views of the statue of liberty, staten and the manhattan.

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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 10, 2007

Mon, 10 Dec 2007 09:08:08 -0500

Croncast - 2007-12-10.mp3
Show: #444
Length: 30:08
Size: 20.7mb
Format: mp3

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Betsy laughing during intro
James Brown sang "It's a Man's World"
But that's all wrong
I've seen enough previews from Showtime to know
It's a lipstick lesbians world
No, Kris, I've watched enough Lifetime TV
Betsy has 'dranken' a little much wine
My portion size is off drinking it out of a milk glass
I am not drinking wine because it is grape juice with alcohol
What?
That is like saying that I don't like Boone's Farm Wild Island
So I went to buy some wine at Costco
You can't take kids in there
You can take them in there
No way, Costco is way to shishi
They have to stand outside and scream
Man, when I was a kid my mom took us to Walgreens with her to buy booze
No way!
Yeah, she would go to get prescriptions filled
We would walk into the liquor department buy booze
Then go back to pick up the prescriptions
You need something to wash the pills down with
My grape juice didn't have pulp, Betsy
Listen to me retardo montoban
Wine and grape juice are parallel in my brain
You again agree with me
After last week's shows . . .
I won't apologize for shows anymore
But they didn't have the full funny
Elliot went on a trip with Betsy
What would Grandma want for Christmas Elliot?
Something for her 'Pitties'
What?
Those things that you ladies have that grow out of your armpits
Do you mean breasts Elliot?
Ummmmm . . . I don't know
You guys got those weird undees things that go over your 'Pitties'
Do you mean a bra?
You can't buy your Grandma a bra for Christmas
One day you start itching
Then your Pitties come out
Grandma bras on eBay
Our kids won't be having kids
Sure, Betsy
Can Kris leave the house without returning with a story?
Nope
Did you leave the house this weekend?
Yeah, I left last night
Two nerds sitting in a bar next to one another
Loud music, and communicate through twitter
I saw my friends this morning at the Goodwill opening
My video tape buyer shows up
He is great
He would be in a Thrift Score
I mentioned that I was doing some new stuff
He walked away from me
I wasn't trying to hang
I was trying to over do it
The best time to sell 9 1/2 Weeks
They will raid him and he is creepy
His wife thinks he's crazy
What are you doing wrong?
We are soul mates, Kris
Betsy's jealousy comes out
We had a hard week last week
Interviews are going great
More this week and some follow ups

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Betsy and her husband Kris Jan 05, 2007

Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:29:31 -0500

Croncast - 2007-01-05.mp3

Show: #323
Length: 38:08
Size: 26.2mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris January 05, 2007

Today's show is brought to you by Gary Shilts.
Well, "Big news on Friday" has turned into "Big News on Monday"
Betsy and a wise friend advised me against it for today, so blame them for ruining the fun
The blue thing staring me down
Turns out it is a dolphin, dolphins aren't blue
It's a kids swing
This color issue is bothering me
Have you ever hear that introduction before
You got it wrong Mr. B.
We would have this argument on some stranger's driveway
People couldn't handle it
Today's big news is that Betsy thinks I need to be her apprentice, nope
Betsy says that I can't tell the big news
You already gave it away Betsy in email
No one knows where we really live
Henry, the nerd posse
You have to give him a plug for his blog
Even though he's from Aurora we let him in
Drying your junk with an air dryer
You would think immediately that this is something would happen in Aurora
Well it wasn't
Thanks for the image Henry!
I know about your Habitat for Humanity
I am going on record, I have never messed the white powder
Unlike the Barack Obama
Betsy does not take this kindly
"They are dumping his stuff out in the public cause of his presidential aspirations"
What you're telling me is that Mr. Kris Smith was a worm farmer?
Who is 40 years old and hasn't tried drugs in their life
It's not he's Republican, every Democrat has done drugs
I don't understand this ideal . . . and Kris misuses the word "vestige" . . . I apologize
Happy rays come out of his eyes
Don't let him take his shift off then his love rays come out
Lifetime movies are TV teledramas purchased for $7.50 from a vault
Stranded on an island with a hot guy and her dork ass husband
We had to watch the movie because the starlet had big boobs, natural
Betsy is hitting the Black Box Wine again
I can see you doing what you do, Betsy, with any product
Dumpster diving does have real value
"I just got good at this," Betsy
Taking out the benches that could smash children
Watching the garbage man do his job
He has to think every week, "It's about time these people got evicted"
Getting teacher crap for the holidays
OK shows over

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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 32

Mon, 07 Feb 2005 11:59:13 -0500

Croncast - 2005-02-07.mp3

Show: #68
Length: 28:59
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 13.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 32

It is Monday. It is another show. It is pretty good.

Betsy talks about being called "Besty" and how it has affected her and Kris talks about gettign paid for doing web design. We also hit on the "Knocked Up" clothing line for pregnant women.

Apparently there was a football game yesterday that Betsy and I had no idea was going on which accounted for me going to the store and it being bare with only women shopping and working. It was like an alternative universe for me, wasn't really that appealing. Maybe if it was a desert island it would have made a difference.

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Croncast - Shane and his friend Kris Ep. 1

Wed, 22 Dec 2004 09:59:39 -0500

Croncast - 2004-12-22.mp3

Length: 44:36
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 20.4 mb

Croncast - Shane and his friend Kris Ep. 1

Today's guest is Shane Robinson from NOTM.org.

Shane and Kris shoot the breeze about the winward side of the island. Aloha everybody! We talk about new podcasting applications, blogging vs. podcast, do your show your way, rules to live by and making up words.

Skype stuff continues but we make it through it and the edits don't have the ringing today I believe.

Today's Show

Notes soon.

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