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      <title>junior | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for junior. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  <copyright>Palegroove Studios 2004-2010</copyright>
	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for junior. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for junior. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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			<itunes:name>Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:name>
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         <title>slid down it</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1870/slid-down-it_attended_school.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582106435/" title="slid down it"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3111/2582106435_151d68f0fc.jpg"   alt="slid down it" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>the junior high school that i attended.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/attended">attended</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/attended"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/attended.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/school">school</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/school"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/school.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/junior">junior</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/junior"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/junior.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/slid">slid</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/slid"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/slid.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>the junior high school that i attended.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/attended">attended</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/attended"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/attended.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/school">school</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/school"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/school.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/junior">junior</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/junior"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/junior.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/slid">slid</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/slid"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/slid.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:52:24 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1870</guid>

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the junior high school that i attended.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <item>
         <title>walter</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1839/walter_robed_decade.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2581745891/" title="walter "pockets" timbak"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3095/2581745891_23a7f7d4e1.jpg"   alt="walter "pockets" timbak" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>his descendents have take over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/robed">robed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/robed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/robed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/decade">decade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/decade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/decade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/garb">garb</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/garb"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/garb.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/coolest">coolest</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/coolest"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/coolest.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/millennials">millennials</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/millennials"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/millennials.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2581745891/" title="walter "pockets" timbak"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3095/2581745891_23a7f7d4e1.jpg"   alt="walter "pockets" timbak" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>his descendents have take over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/robed">robed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/robed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/robed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/decade">decade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/decade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/decade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/garb">garb</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/garb"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/garb.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/coolest">coolest</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/coolest"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/coolest.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/millennials">millennials</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/millennials"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/millennials.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:52:28 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1839</guid>

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his descendents have take over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>robed, decade, garb, coolest, millennials</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>walter &quot;pockets&quot; timbak</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1843/walter-_and_quot;pockets_and_quot;-timbak_robed_decade.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
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<p>his dependents have taken over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/robed">robed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/robed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/robed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/decade">decade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/decade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/decade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/garb">garb</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/garb"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/garb.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/coolest">coolest</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/coolest"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/coolest.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/millennials">millennials</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/millennials"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/millennials.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2581745891/" title="walter &quot;pockets&quot; timbak"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3095/2581745891_23a7f7d4e1.jpg"   alt="walter &quot;pockets&quot; timbak" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>his dependents have taken over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/robed">robed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/robed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/robed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/decade">decade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/decade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/decade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/garb">garb</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/garb"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/garb.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/coolest">coolest</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/coolest"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/coolest.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/millennials">millennials</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/millennials"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/millennials.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:52:28 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1843</guid>

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his dependents have taken over junior highs and high schools for over a decade. those robed with his garb are the coolest of the millennials.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1141/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-09-2007_iPod_ZZ-Top.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1141/cks-2007-11-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-09 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1141/cks-2007-11-09.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-09.mp3</a><br>
Show: #431<br />
  Length: 34:07<br>
  Size: 23.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Croncast been holding it down for 3 Years<br>
431 podcasts as of today<br>
You got 3 years from us . . . leave us 3 sentences in the comments<br>
You should play some of the old interviews<br>
No<br>
People can still download them, but I'm not playing them<br>
Your kilted friend<br>
That was an awkward situation<br>
Oh, the Renn faire . . . what goes on there?<br>
Can you create chemistry<br>
I did the snowmobile show<br>
It was the number one show in the world for a while<br>
Then it disappeared<br>
Yeah, Nick decided it was over . . . no moolah<br>
Betsy, I got in your proximity<br>
I feel sorry for your microphone<br>
You need to brush your teeth<br>
What is that crap you are eating<br>
The humus<br>
Not quite as bad as the Aquadots<br>
I told you they were poison<br>
Yeah, but you say every toy is poison<br>
Any item is actually life threatening<br>
I look at the world in the form of 'If I needed to defend myself in prison<br>
Hey, I'm a producer<br>
You could take over anything with a hot cup of coffee<br>
Maybe I'll get my iPod back finally<br>
Rock on Cronast<br>
Do you know who this iPod begins long?<br>
No more Samsonite luggage picking guys<br>
Who the hell has an iPod full of ZZ Top<br>
Speaking of things we talk about that offend people<br>
Online degrees<br>
Yes, Kris has one<br>
And an AA from a junior college<br>
I'm on the inside, I can make that joke<br>
I worked in higher ed for 5 years<br>
I watched the growth into online learning<br>
We got no respect for it<br>
Even from anyone in other distance education modes<br>
I would still be representing as Captain Pizza making fine Italian pies<br>
Working at a gas station is more of a psychographic read<br>
I worked with a lottery winner<br>
She won a couple million bucks<br>
Just because she won the lottery doesn't make her interesting<br>
I got lucky picking numbers<br>
It isn't about how you won money, that isn't interesting<br>
What happened with the money is interesting<br>
Talked to a guy in Boston and he was like I made some loot<br>
Then I left the country for 16 years<br>
Don't remember it all<br>
If I hadn't married you, I was this guy<br>
It was like looking at myself at 65<br>
Did your souls slip out and kiss<br>
And minor nerve damage<br>
Maybe he was eating Aquadots<br>
There is something so unnatural about adding water to anything and making super glue<br> 
Seeing as how your body is 98 percent water someone should have caught that<br>
Well, guys<br>
Betsy is a mess<br>
You broke down two minutes in<br>
I am deep fried on the KFC scale<br>
It's the job thing, the improv thing, eBay stuff and then class<br>
You got to get on that<br>
People need to just tell you what do<br>
Betsy quit taking things dirty<br>
What the hell is a safe word?<br>
Yeah I know what it is<br>
No one knows, I'm a deviant<br>
I know what it is, that is what I was saying<br>
No one at improv knew<br>
Your audience won't know<br>
The hell they won't, my audience will<br>
WTF?<br>
I have more respect with my audience than to talk down to them<br>
I don't think I made it<br>
You got to let it go<br>
This is a good experience<br>
You are learning from it<br>
You are taking it off the deep end<br>
You tried out for the local, yes local<br>
They are here . . . not NY or LA<br>
You just need more experience<br>
Call them on it<br>
Don't let it continue on<br>
Deal with it and get an answer<br>
Going to the DMV<br>
They had the wrong soc # for me<br>
They also had Slowsky still in the computer as being owned by you
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Show: #431<br />
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  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 09, 2007</strong></p>
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Croncast been holding it down for 3 Years<br>
431 podcasts as of today<br>
You got 3 years from us . . . leave us 3 sentences in the comments<br>
You should play some of the old interviews<br>
No<br>
People can still download them, but I'm not playing them<br>
Your kilted friend<br>
That was an awkward situation<br>
Oh, the Renn faire . . . what goes on there?<br>
Can you create chemistry<br>
I did the snowmobile show<br>
It was the number one show in the world for a while<br>
Then it disappeared<br>
Yeah, Nick decided it was over . . . no moolah<br>
Betsy, I got in your proximity<br>
I feel sorry for your microphone<br>
You need to brush your teeth<br>
What is that crap you are eating<br>
The humus<br>
Not quite as bad as the Aquadots<br>
I told you they were poison<br>
Yeah, but you say every toy is poison<br>
Any item is actually life threatening<br>
I look at the world in the form of 'If I needed to defend myself in prison<br>
Hey, I'm a producer<br>
You could take over anything with a hot cup of coffee<br>
Maybe I'll get my iPod back finally<br>
Rock on Cronast<br>
Do you know who this iPod begins long?<br>
No more Samsonite luggage picking guys<br>
Who the hell has an iPod full of ZZ Top<br>
Speaking of things we talk about that offend people<br>
Online degrees<br>
Yes, Kris has one<br>
And an AA from a junior college<br>
I'm on the inside, I can make that joke<br>
I worked in higher ed for 5 years<br>
I watched the growth into online learning<br>
We got no respect for it<br>
Even from anyone in other distance education modes<br>
I would still be representing as Captain Pizza making fine Italian pies<br>
Working at a gas station is more of a psychographic read<br>
I worked with a lottery winner<br>
She won a couple million bucks<br>
Just because she won the lottery doesn't make her interesting<br>
I got lucky picking numbers<br>
It isn't about how you won money, that isn't interesting<br>
What happened with the money is interesting<br>
Talked to a guy in Boston and he was like I made some loot<br>
Then I left the country for 16 years<br>
Don't remember it all<br>
If I hadn't married you, I was this guy<br>
It was like looking at myself at 65<br>
Did your souls slip out and kiss<br>
And minor nerve damage<br>
Maybe he was eating Aquadots<br>
There is something so unnatural about adding water to anything and making super glue<br> 
Seeing as how your body is 98 percent water someone should have caught that<br>
Well, guys<br>
Betsy is a mess<br>
You broke down two minutes in<br>
I am deep fried on the KFC scale<br>
It's the job thing, the improv thing, eBay stuff and then class<br>
You got to get on that<br>
People need to just tell you what do<br>
Betsy quit taking things dirty<br>
What the hell is a safe word?<br>
Yeah I know what it is<br>
No one knows, I'm a deviant<br>
I know what it is, that is what I was saying<br>
No one at improv knew<br>
Your audience won't know<br>
The hell they won't, my audience will<br>
WTF?<br>
I have more respect with my audience than to talk down to them<br>
I don't think I made it<br>
You got to let it go<br>
This is a good experience<br>
You are learning from it<br>
You are taking it off the deep end<br>
You tried out for the local, yes local<br>
They are here . . . not NY or LA<br>
You just need more experience<br>
Call them on it<br>
Don't let it continue on<br>
Deal with it and get an answer<br>
Going to the DMV<br>
They had the wrong soc # for me<br>
They also had Slowsky still in the computer as being owned by you
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 10, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1021/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-10-2007_Ben-Franklin_mimetic-behavior.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1021/cks-2007-10-10.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-10 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1021/cks-2007-10-10.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-10.mp3</a><br>
Show: #420<br />
  Length: 28:38<br>
  Size: 19.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 10, 2007</strong></p>
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Short on the show note tip today<br>
I really messed up last nights recording for today<br>
Thanks to Betsy for sitting down this morning to miss the opening of Goodwill<br>
We get all rural with corn boweavils<br>
Yes, yes, I blew it<br>
Are you wearing a flag pin?<br>
Sure it's all mimetic behavior<br>
Did you learn that big word at La Moille junior high school?<br>
Oh, baby<br>
Categories at <a href="http://flafoo.com/Tom+Green">Flafoo.com</a><br>
Betsy working on some new ones<br>
Betsy's grand job at <a href="http://www.benfranklinstores.com/index.asp">Ben Franklin</a> (check out the sweet homepage)<br>
Her Elvis dressed husband<br>
And my friends are weird<br>
WWRS baby, What would Rush say?<br>
Is a man in eyeliner intimidating?<br>
He just jumped the train from Rochell dressed like a vampire<br>
Now they have a goth baby
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Show: #420<br />
  Length: 28:38<br>
  Size: 19.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 10, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://flafoo.com/green"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-10.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Short on the show note tip today<br>
I really messed up last nights recording for today<br>
Thanks to Betsy for sitting down this morning to miss the opening of Goodwill<br>
We get all rural with corn boweavils<br>
Yes, yes, I blew it<br>
Are you wearing a flag pin?<br>
Sure it's all mimetic behavior<br>
Did you learn that big word at La Moille junior high school?<br>
Oh, baby<br>
Categories at <a href="http://flafoo.com/Tom+Green">Flafoo.com</a><br>
Betsy working on some new ones<br>
Betsy's grand job at <a href="http://www.benfranklinstores.com/index.asp">Ben Franklin</a> (check out the sweet homepage)<br>
Her Elvis dressed husband<br>
And my friends are weird<br>
WWRS baby, What would Rush say?<br>
Is a man in eyeliner intimidating?<br>
He just jumped the train from Rochell dressed like a vampire<br>
Now they have a goth baby
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:40:50 -0400</pubDate>
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         <title>Tuesday night joy joy fizzles out</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Hey guys, we tried to record last night and the borrowed equipment gave me more trouble than my nerd mind could figure out. I could only get one mic working at a time and then once it moved it too would stop working.<br><br>So Betsy and Jeanie have now left town for Valhalla to become junior survivalists or republicans (I haven't decided which) and will make it back on Thursday night. I'll have some other gear lined up to record with and we'll see what we can get recorded.<br><br>At best we'll have a show for Friday, and if not, look for Monday to be the next show.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncastless">Croncastless</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncastless"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncastless.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Valhalla">Valhalla</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Valhalla"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Valhalla.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elk Mountain Resort">Elk Mountain Resort</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elk Mountain Resort"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elk Mountain Resort.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Hey guys, we tried to record last night and the borrowed equipment gave me more trouble than my nerd mind could figure out. I could only get one mic working at a time and then once it moved it too would stop working.<br><br>So Betsy and Jeanie have now left town for Valhalla to become junior survivalists or republicans (I haven't decided which) and will make it back on Thursday night. I'll have some other gear lined up to record with and we'll see what we can get recorded.<br><br>At best we'll have a show for Friday, and if not, look for Monday to be the next show.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncastless">Croncastless</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncastless"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncastless.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Valhalla">Valhalla</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Valhalla"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Valhalla.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elk Mountain Resort">Elk Mountain Resort</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elk Mountain Resort"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elk Mountain Resort.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 10:50:05 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,855</guid>

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