kitchen | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for kitchen. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2008 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for kitchen. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for kitchen. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg kitchen | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for kitchen. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove pick a chair, any chair http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1908/pick-a-chair-any-chair_chair_kitchen.php Blog pick a chair, any chair

seating for four. from their front lawn to your kitchen.



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seating for four. from their front lawn to your kitchen.



Tags: chair kitchen lawn seating pick ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:19:42 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1908 seating for four. from their front lawn to your kitchen. no chair, kitchen, lawn, seating, pick Art Glass Shade http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1350/Art-Glass-Shade_art-glass_light.php Blog Art Glass Shade

I like light quite a bit. So much so I took this photo this morning.

Betsy picked up the art glass shade above at Goodwill over the weekend for $.50.

It looks great in the kitchen and it fit the IKEA light fixture perfectly.

I need to ask her if she was talking to the Secret for that to happen. Because I highly doubt the original company was thinking about Swedish designed Chinese manufactured suburban light fixtures.



Tags: art glass light shade art folk art ]]>Art Glass Shade

I like light quite a bit. So much so I took this photo this morning.

Betsy picked up the art glass shade above at Goodwill over the weekend for $.50.

It looks great in the kitchen and it fit the IKEA light fixture perfectly.

I need to ask her if she was talking to the Secret for that to happen. Because I highly doubt the original company was thinking about Swedish designed Chinese manufactured suburban light fixtures.



Tags: art glass light shade art folk art ]]> Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:56:56 -0600 tag:croncast.com,1350 I like light quite a bit. So much so I took this photo this morning. Betsy picked up the art glass shade above at Goodwill over the weekend for $.50. It looks great in the kitchen and it fit the IKEA light fixture perfectly. I need to ask her if she was talking to the Secret for that to happen. Because I highly doubt the original no art glass, light, shade, art, folk art Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 22, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/590/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Dec-22-2006_Craig-Patchett_Black-Box-wine.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-12-22 align= Croncast - 2006-12-22.mp3

Show: #317
Length: 26:14
Size: 18.0 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris December 22, 2006

Today's show is brought to you by Craig Patchett
Sorry for this one Craig but I was in a bad mood last night and the show . . . well . . . it is shorter than usual, we owe you 4 minutes or so
Black Box Wine drink it like a spigot
I is like a giant juice box
That is the nice part about living with your mom
Franzia, no it is not Franzia
"Better than Franzia in small print"
I don't need any of that
The cell phone photo
Discarded prophylactic on the sidewalk
It was really the parking garage
Not common in a corporate parking garage
Betsy thinks it is normal for a suburban swampland
I know you were pretty young, mr ziploc
Wanna see where I took all my dates
It looked like a slasher set
Let's go take a look at the stars
When you're 16 it works
Discard the Cub Foods bag totally loaded
So where are they gonna go kick it Mr. B?
Behind Old Navy? No. Because freaks like me need cardboard
It is just something that you can't discard
Getting a Hep shot
Most people need them not catch if from the K-mart bathroom
Yes I did get super outraged
Betsy reads about herpies . . . Kris gets cold sores . . .NO HE DOES NOT
That's ok Kris I have come to grips with your disease
I don't have cold sores
Stress . . . bleedy pockets, are you nuts! . . . canker sores
The Monday role reversal
Listening to old shows and Betsy says some mean things to Kris
Betsy has broken down and is back at Goodwill
It's like selling Italian ice in the middle of winter
I wasn't going to tell you that I was going
But they had something perfect for you
Betsy calls and asks me to send her money
I never complain when she asks for Goodwill loot
Karma says Betsy should be there
And so did Kris
Kris's little country ditty for Betsy
"I swore off Goodwill on a Sunday, I was back at store opening on Monday"
Maggie got some pretty Barbies
I got you something the other day . . . I gotta wash it first
"You can't put this in the show notes"
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Cut two sides out of a white kitchen back and wear it around all day
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Thank god for internet porn
Kris really wants a . . . yeah 10 years ago
It was a lifestyle thing
Betsy finally tells me what she wants instead of reading between the lines
I'll probably drop it in the tub with you in it
We will be back on Christmas day!!
Find a quite corner on Monday and listen to the show all by yourself


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Show: #317
Length: 26:14
Size: 18.0 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris December 22, 2006

Today's show is brought to you by Craig Patchett
Sorry for this one Craig but I was in a bad mood last night and the show . . . well . . . it is shorter than usual, we owe you 4 minutes or so
Black Box Wine drink it like a spigot
I is like a giant juice box
That is the nice part about living with your mom
Franzia, no it is not Franzia
"Better than Franzia in small print"
I don't need any of that
The cell phone photo
Discarded prophylactic on the sidewalk
It was really the parking garage
Not common in a corporate parking garage
Betsy thinks it is normal for a suburban swampland
I know you were pretty young, mr ziploc
Wanna see where I took all my dates
It looked like a slasher set
Let's go take a look at the stars
When you're 16 it works
Discard the Cub Foods bag totally loaded
So where are they gonna go kick it Mr. B?
Behind Old Navy? No. Because freaks like me need cardboard
It is just something that you can't discard
Getting a Hep shot
Most people need them not catch if from the K-mart bathroom
Yes I did get super outraged
Betsy reads about herpies . . . Kris gets cold sores . . .NO HE DOES NOT
That's ok Kris I have come to grips with your disease
I don't have cold sores
Stress . . . bleedy pockets, are you nuts! . . . canker sores
The Monday role reversal
Listening to old shows and Betsy says some mean things to Kris
Betsy has broken down and is back at Goodwill
It's like selling Italian ice in the middle of winter
I wasn't going to tell you that I was going
But they had something perfect for you
Betsy calls and asks me to send her money
I never complain when she asks for Goodwill loot
Karma says Betsy should be there
And so did Kris
Kris's little country ditty for Betsy
"I swore off Goodwill on a Sunday, I was back at store opening on Monday"
Maggie got some pretty Barbies
I got you something the other day . . . I gotta wash it first
"You can't put this in the show notes"
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Cut two sides out of a white kitchen back and wear it around all day
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Thank god for internet porn
Kris really wants a . . . yeah 10 years ago
It was a lifestyle thing
Betsy finally tells me what she wants instead of reading between the lines
I'll probably drop it in the tub with you in it
We will be back on Christmas day!!
Find a quite corner on Monday and listen to the show all by yourself


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Tags: Craig Patchett Black Box wine Franzia Discarded prophylactic canker sores bleedy pockets ]]> Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:31:18 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,590 no Craig Patchett, Black Box wine, Franzia, Discarded prophylactic, canker sores Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 11, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/453/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Aug-11-2006_anniversary_iPod.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-08-11 Croncast - 2006-08-11.mp3

Show: #261
Length: 39:03
Size: 26.8 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris August 11, 2006

We figured out what to do for the 300th show . . . give some stuff away.

We're calling it "300 by 300th". It's quite ambitious. Here's the timeline:

1) Send us an email, "You should listen to Croncast because . . ."
2) Many emails will be put in special page on Monday the 14th
3) 300 by 300th begins with more information, graphics, links and registration page on the site
4) We hit 300 registered new listeners (some information to follow) and the new listener wins a     30gb iPod and the referring listener wins one also.

Here we come, recorded on our anniversary
You will want to remeber the email thing . . . like you forgot
We recorded this on our 10th wedding anniversary on the 10th
Betsy wants to tell the story of yesterday
She speaks of the many phone calls to her mother
It is a size issue is all Betsy hears
She says Kris can't keep a secret
Kris was talking about a refridgerator no a dog
Betsy calls to tell me she is going to see the dog
Kris tells her no
Flinstones anniversary gifts like a fridge
Zeus's sign is gone and he is on hold for a family coming to visit
Betsy asks to play with the dog then
She went to library and picked up some puppy books
Turned the dog back in
She was pissed and wanted to call in a threat to have dog store closed
First Kris doesn't want a dog, Second he'd have to take the dog in his car
She calls me to tell me about the sad sale or perception that dog is sold
Betsy was pissed at me for not showing up soon
Kris walks in with a grand announcement
She can't wait to see the receipt from Fry's
He bought something that he saw on Cribs too big for our kitchen
And out creeps Zeus
Kris was the family from far away that put the dog on hold
Betsy broke down in tears for 45 minutes
People were behind me on the no dog ground
Kris listens to listeners more than he listens to me
Kris is going to justify the purchase of said dog
I break it down
Just thinking about the dog riding in my car nearly made me sick
Filling the need with the rebound dog
I still think it is a bad idea, however, she would have bought the dog anyway
Kris pegged Betsy for slaking the family and watched every place outside the store
Betsy don't send out the vibe
So now he's here and he's a good dog
The second part of the gift giving
Hey buddy, I got your mom another gift and she can have it when she comes down stairs
I knew he would tell Betsy and she would get excited
And in all of my unslickness Betsy comes back in 2 minutes
300 by 300th


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Tags: anniversary iPod Zeus 300 by 300th Dog Patch Naperville ]]>Croncast 2006-08-11 Croncast - 2006-08-11.mp3

Show: #261
Length: 39:03
Size: 26.8 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris August 11, 2006

We figured out what to do for the 300th show . . . give some stuff away.

We're calling it "300 by 300th". It's quite ambitious. Here's the timeline:

1) Send us an email, "You should listen to Croncast because . . ."
2) Many emails will be put in special page on Monday the 14th
3) 300 by 300th begins with more information, graphics, links and registration page on the site
4) We hit 300 registered new listeners (some information to follow) and the new listener wins a     30gb iPod and the referring listener wins one also.

Here we come, recorded on our anniversary
You will want to remeber the email thing . . . like you forgot
We recorded this on our 10th wedding anniversary on the 10th
Betsy wants to tell the story of yesterday
She speaks of the many phone calls to her mother
It is a size issue is all Betsy hears
She says Kris can't keep a secret
Kris was talking about a refridgerator no a dog
Betsy calls to tell me she is going to see the dog
Kris tells her no
Flinstones anniversary gifts like a fridge
Zeus's sign is gone and he is on hold for a family coming to visit
Betsy asks to play with the dog then
She went to library and picked up some puppy books
Turned the dog back in
She was pissed and wanted to call in a threat to have dog store closed
First Kris doesn't want a dog, Second he'd have to take the dog in his car
She calls me to tell me about the sad sale or perception that dog is sold
Betsy was pissed at me for not showing up soon
Kris walks in with a grand announcement
She can't wait to see the receipt from Fry's
He bought something that he saw on Cribs too big for our kitchen
And out creeps Zeus
Kris was the family from far away that put the dog on hold
Betsy broke down in tears for 45 minutes
People were behind me on the no dog ground
Kris listens to listeners more than he listens to me
Kris is going to justify the purchase of said dog
I break it down
Just thinking about the dog riding in my car nearly made me sick
Filling the need with the rebound dog
I still think it is a bad idea, however, she would have bought the dog anyway
Kris pegged Betsy for slaking the family and watched every place outside the store
Betsy don't send out the vibe
So now he's here and he's a good dog
The second part of the gift giving
Hey buddy, I got your mom another gift and she can have it when she comes down stairs
I knew he would tell Betsy and she would get excited
And in all of my unslickness Betsy comes back in 2 minutes
300 by 300th


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Tags: anniversary iPod Zeus 300 by 300th Dog Patch Naperville ]]> Fri, 11 Aug 2006 06:17:07 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,453 Croncast - 2006-08-11.mp3 Show: #261 Length: 39:03 Size: 26.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris August 11, 2006 We figured out what to do for the 300th show . . . give some stuff away. We're calling it "300 by 300th". It's quite ambitious. Here's the timeline: 1) Send us an email, "You should no anniversary, iPod, Zeus, 300 by 300th, Dog Patch Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 14, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/427/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jul-14-2006_13_Slowsky.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-07-14 Croncast - 2006-07-14.mp3

Show: #249
Length: 26:11
Size: 18.0 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris July 14, 2006

Hey guys, something happened half way through the show where Betsy's mic got a bit quieter. Just thought I would let you know.

The 13th won't be over fast enough
Kris runs out of air
Hell horrible weird ass day
Betsy is starting to sound like Kris
That is what I get for podcasting my life
Listen to my karma
Betsy, "Will you water my flowers and take out my garbage whille you're gone"
Betsy feels it is her duty
Leaving for my Goodwill run
I should bring in the can but I have Maggie
I will bring it in in the morning
Well now the garbage can is now MIA
Overdoses of Doans
The expensive garbage can . . . or cart as they are known
The racket of their sale by the city
Jahunka dunk
Funny ans scary all at the same time
Betsy's friend Abby's husband Ted is now listening
Why did you even have to ask, buy them a new can
Betsy owes the lawn boy $60
What are you going to do for me? Go make some more money
Selling the stuff on eBay
Slowsky could turn a good day into a nightmare
You told me but I thought you were dumb
Sweet vinyl around dead TV
Betsy's sister is going to push this kid out any minute
Seeking medical treatment around Betsy is a sign of weakness
Baby was born 9 months ago and now Betsy is forcing her sister to give birth on her kitchen table
Hey Sean, thanks for the donation
Betsy says she is CFO whic stands for cutting me off

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Tags: 13 Slowsky neighbors garbage can baby ]]>Croncast 2006-07-14 Croncast - 2006-07-14.mp3

Show: #249
Length: 26:11
Size: 18.0 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris July 14, 2006

Hey guys, something happened half way through the show where Betsy's mic got a bit quieter. Just thought I would let you know.

The 13th won't be over fast enough
Kris runs out of air
Hell horrible weird ass day
Betsy is starting to sound like Kris
That is what I get for podcasting my life
Listen to my karma
Betsy, "Will you water my flowers and take out my garbage whille you're gone"
Betsy feels it is her duty
Leaving for my Goodwill run
I should bring in the can but I have Maggie
I will bring it in in the morning
Well now the garbage can is now MIA
Overdoses of Doans
The expensive garbage can . . . or cart as they are known
The racket of their sale by the city
Jahunka dunk
Funny ans scary all at the same time
Betsy's friend Abby's husband Ted is now listening
Why did you even have to ask, buy them a new can
Betsy owes the lawn boy $60
What are you going to do for me? Go make some more money
Selling the stuff on eBay
Slowsky could turn a good day into a nightmare
You told me but I thought you were dumb
Sweet vinyl around dead TV
Betsy's sister is going to push this kid out any minute
Seeking medical treatment around Betsy is a sign of weakness
Baby was born 9 months ago and now Betsy is forcing her sister to give birth on her kitchen table
Hey Sean, thanks for the donation
Betsy says she is CFO whic stands for cutting me off

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Tags: 13 Slowsky neighbors garbage can baby ]]> Fri, 14 Jul 2006 06:06:01 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,427 Croncast - 2006-07-14.mp3 Show: #249 Length: 26:11 Size: 18.0 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 14, 2006 Hey guys, something happened half way through the show where Betsy's mic got a bit quieter. Just thought I would let you know. The 13th won't be over fast enough Kris runs out of air Hell horrible weird no 13, Slowsky, neighbors, garbage can, baby Feed Buffet RSS for Croncast http://www.croncast.com/rssk/124/Feed-Buffet-RSS-for-Croncast_Feed-Buffet_Croncast-RSS.php News There are not 4, count'em 4, f-o-u-r Croncast feeds. They all basically do the same thing except that 3 of them are separated by category; Podcast, News and Blog.

The goal with this is to offer a 'lite' Croncast feed for those who are only looking for certain information. You might be asking yourself about feed #4 'The Kitchen Sink' and why not only offer it . . . on average nearly 400 unique people hit our current feeds daily.

By comparison the website hits are significantly lower. Peeps want RSS and they want the podcasts or news or other posts that we make.

Get a feed below:

Podcast RSS News RSS
Blog RSS Blog RSS Kitchen sink


Tags: Feed Buffet Croncast RSS ]]>There are not 4, count'em 4, f-o-u-r Croncast feeds. They all basically do the same thing except that 3 of them are separated by category; Podcast, News and Blog.

The goal with this is to offer a 'lite' Croncast feed for those who are only looking for certain information. You might be asking yourself about feed #4 'The Kitchen Sink' and why not only offer it . . . on average nearly 400 unique people hit our current feeds daily.

By comparison the website hits are significantly lower. Peeps want RSS and they want the podcasts or news or other posts that we make.

Get a feed below:

Podcast RSS News RSS
Blog RSS Blog RSS Kitchen sink


Tags: Feed Buffet Croncast RSS ]]> Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:05:47 -0500 tag:croncast.com,124 There are not 4, count'em 4, f-o-u-r Croncast feeds. They all basically do the same thing except that 3 of them are separated by category; Podcast, News and Blog. The goal with this is to offer a 'lite' Croncast feed for those who are only looking for certain information. You might be asking yourself about feed #4 'The Kitchen no Feed Buffet, Croncast RSS, , , Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/139/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-159_Gigi_bedazzled.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-03-15 Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3

Show: #203
Length: 36:39
Size: 25.6 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159

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Show Notes

There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house.
Bedazzled like a peacok
He was in to that sort of thing
Be my wife
"No. You gotta be fucking kidding me."
Mean from day one
We can party but not get married
The large amount of earings in my head
The head peircing
My brother head hole is full of more holes
Making podcasts in Gie Gie's environs
Basement is ex-grubby and looks like it belongs to someone else
The old folding doors were us
We just don't take care of anything
Dog hair, legos, dust, crunched up baby food and crackers - home
Ben is making Kris look really bad
The Lincoln is for sale and the crazies are calling
They started calling at 6:10 a.m.
Baby stomach shorr off
Putting Ben on staff
What 30 year old needs a PSP?
I do!
The faucet
Wal-mart is not evil, just then tenets are
Elliot is obsessed with concept of the devil right now
What we really paid for the kitchen faucet
Guilty for buying it? Nope, it is art
You didn't give me shit. I bought that with my money.
The garbage man hates us
Betsy watches him out the window, even today
You said, "I wear double X jeans . . . that is all I am getting out of this."
Will you marry me? Yes, she says.
No faucet without Kris.

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Show: #203
Length: 36:39
Size: 25.6 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159

If you have a moment and iTunes Leave a comment - this will help to spread the word about the show!

Show Notes

There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house.
Bedazzled like a peacok
He was in to that sort of thing
Be my wife
"No. You gotta be fucking kidding me."
Mean from day one
We can party but not get married
The large amount of earings in my head
The head peircing
My brother head hole is full of more holes
Making podcasts in Gie Gie's environs
Basement is ex-grubby and looks like it belongs to someone else
The old folding doors were us
We just don't take care of anything
Dog hair, legos, dust, crunched up baby food and crackers - home
Ben is making Kris look really bad
The Lincoln is for sale and the crazies are calling
They started calling at 6:10 a.m.
Baby stomach shorr off
Putting Ben on staff
What 30 year old needs a PSP?
I do!
The faucet
Wal-mart is not evil, just then tenets are
Elliot is obsessed with concept of the devil right now
What we really paid for the kitchen faucet
Guilty for buying it? Nope, it is art
You didn't give me shit. I bought that with my money.
The garbage man hates us
Betsy watches him out the window, even today
You said, "I wear double X jeans . . . that is all I am getting out of this."
Will you marry me? Yes, she says.
No faucet without Kris.

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Tags: Gigi bedazzled PSP Lincoln faucet ]]> Wed, 15 Mar 2006 06:26:12 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,139 Croncast - 2006-03-15.mp3 Show: #203 Length: 36:39 Size: 25.6 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 159 If you have a moment and iTunes Leave a comment - this will help to spread the word about the show! Show Notes There was a man who lived by the shore in a very tall light house. Bedazzled like a peacok He was no Gigi, bedazzled, PSP, Lincoln, faucet Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 158 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/140/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-158_My-Size-Barbie_swapping-wives.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-03-14 Croncast - 2006-03-14.mp3

Show: #202
Length: 36:19
Size: 24.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 158

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Show Notes

Late night Monday show
Kris is a man without a country (so to speak)
The basement floor is half complete
Kitchen tear down tomorrow
Alifooka from Yahfunke
World music is not our bag
Cow tank swimming is good o'l boy hot tub
Raising cat fish in the cow tank
Betsy talks about the crazed mommies (see images on previous post)
Triplets first time around would make you insane
Momma sow having babies
Playing in barn
Pre-shop for the big ass garage sale
Gie Gie is needy
The cart, the cart, the old lady cart
Freakish contraptions
Night trains for the laundry baskets
Women are in each others faces
Wow, she must have gotten up early
The haunted dolls on eBay
There is no doubt now that "My Size Barbies" are a pedophile treat
Colorado City, AZ
Gary and Judy on vacation
He'd buy the haunted doll
Sunday, sunrise to sunset, swapping wives, no judgement
Go to work? Your job is to take care of me!
Betsy is cold hearted for the boys who want toys

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Tags: My Size Barbie swapping wives garage sale kitchen remodel ]]>Croncast 2006-03-14 Croncast - 2006-03-14.mp3

Show: #202
Length: 36:19
Size: 24.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 158

If you have a moment and iTunes Leave a comment - this will help to spread the word about the show!

Show Notes

Late night Monday show
Kris is a man without a country (so to speak)
The basement floor is half complete
Kitchen tear down tomorrow
Alifooka from Yahfunke
World music is not our bag
Cow tank swimming is good o'l boy hot tub
Raising cat fish in the cow tank
Betsy talks about the crazed mommies (see images on previous post)
Triplets first time around would make you insane
Momma sow having babies
Playing in barn
Pre-shop for the big ass garage sale
Gie Gie is needy
The cart, the cart, the old lady cart
Freakish contraptions
Night trains for the laundry baskets
Women are in each others faces
Wow, she must have gotten up early
The haunted dolls on eBay
There is no doubt now that "My Size Barbies" are a pedophile treat
Colorado City, AZ
Gary and Judy on vacation
He'd buy the haunted doll
Sunday, sunrise to sunset, swapping wives, no judgement
Go to work? Your job is to take care of me!
Betsy is cold hearted for the boys who want toys

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Tags: My Size Barbie swapping wives garage sale kitchen remodel ]]> Tue, 14 Mar 2006 07:20:39 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,140 Croncast - 2006-03-14.mp3 Show: #202 Length: 36:19 Size: 24.9 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 158 If you have a moment and iTunes Leave a comment - this will help to spread the word about the show! Show Notes Late night Monday show Kris is a man without a country (so to speak) The basement floor is half no My Size Barbie, swapping wives, garage sale, kitchen, remodel Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 153 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/161/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-153_kris_betsy.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-01-14 Croncast - 2006-01-14.mp3

Show: #196
Length: 42:45
Size: 29.3 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 153

Show Notes

TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA
It's really Kris
No buying a a house with 13 in the number
Irregardless the ladies went and bought one
You're really only selling the house to the wife
Women are like cats
Everytime before the show Kris is sexually harrassed
Betsy would settle for all of Kris' money
Smacking my butt or any other bare flesh
Low rise jean nightmare
I don't know how to break this to you, your but goes half way up your back
Betsy's hairy spots find their way into my dreams
Missing hair when waxing
Human hair in patches like Steve Carrel
Fantastic 4 "family" version - seriously?
Ending up in the principals office
It's not about the man hair
5-6 inches of hair bordering on creepy
Betsy as a swimsuit model
Even when Kris dreams he can't confront Betsy
Women can't ever wear the other shoe, they must harrass men
Betsy smiles through the whole thing
Women are sleazy perverts, soaps and Desperate Housewives
Tivo the soaps
Aimed at people with a third degree education
Finally expelled at the 9 grade
My people pick up on things like that
Kris could have become a mechanic, so could Betsy by mail order
The youthful internship
Kris puts together a car from the parts (yes I did it once)
Swearing and crying, next the man fit
I'm not interested in doing that
The contractors cometh and some are scary
Validating my manhood to the contractors as soon as they enter the house
When the lawn mowing kid from next door comes over I don't say I could do this myself but I'm not
Letting them know that I don't do it well
Fancy codes that won't burn down your house
Experiences we haven't had before
I told them about my man points of home repair
Ungood with the laminate
Starting where no one will go not the most traffic
Hiring a contractor
Choosing from the news paper
No spelling errors in ad, franchisees, Rent-My-Hubby
Third category - can't pay rent and decide to see how many elderly people will call
The plan didn't work all that well
Not title for business - No Job Too Small
He really lived the river
Sweet Emotion was playing when he rolled up and the neighbors huddled with their children and brought them inside
Cars are made of plastic and this cats was rusting
The guy you wake up at 3 a.m. and find in your kitchen
Jail house tats on the knuckles
Qualifying the hording of everthing
Betsy has a problem
Maggie will get bigger
"Stocking up" - lies all lies
Partial admission that she is hording
Selling the train bed
Making Kris proud with her saleswomenship
All the American girl dolls for a 10 month old
Too big to ship and don't fit in the Scion

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Tags: kris betsy house hair people ]]>Croncast 2006-01-14 Croncast - 2006-01-14.mp3

Show: #196
Length: 42:45
Size: 29.3 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 153

Show Notes

TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA
It's really Kris
No buying a a house with 13 in the number
Irregardless the ladies went and bought one
You're really only selling the house to the wife
Women are like cats
Everytime before the show Kris is sexually harrassed
Betsy would settle for all of Kris' money
Smacking my butt or any other bare flesh
Low rise jean nightmare
I don't know how to break this to you, your but goes half way up your back
Betsy's hairy spots find their way into my dreams
Missing hair when waxing
Human hair in patches like Steve Carrel
Fantastic 4 "family" version - seriously?
Ending up in the principals office
It's not about the man hair
5-6 inches of hair bordering on creepy
Betsy as a swimsuit model
Even when Kris dreams he can't confront Betsy
Women can't ever wear the other shoe, they must harrass men
Betsy smiles through the whole thing
Women are sleazy perverts, soaps and Desperate Housewives
Tivo the soaps
Aimed at people with a third degree education
Finally expelled at the 9 grade
My people pick up on things like that
Kris could have become a mechanic, so could Betsy by mail order
The youthful internship
Kris puts together a car from the parts (yes I did it once)
Swearing and crying, next the man fit
I'm not interested in doing that
The contractors cometh and some are scary
Validating my manhood to the contractors as soon as they enter the house
When the lawn mowing kid from next door comes over I don't say I could do this myself but I'm not
Letting them know that I don't do it well
Fancy codes that won't burn down your house
Experiences we haven't had before
I told them about my man points of home repair
Ungood with the laminate
Starting where no one will go not the most traffic
Hiring a contractor
Choosing from the news paper
No spelling errors in ad, franchisees, Rent-My-Hubby
Third category - can't pay rent and decide to see how many elderly people will call
The plan didn't work all that well
Not title for business - No Job Too Small
He really lived the river
Sweet Emotion was playing when he rolled up and the neighbors huddled with their children and brought them inside
Cars are made of plastic and this cats was rusting
The guy you wake up at 3 a.m. and find in your kitchen
Jail house tats on the knuckles
Qualifying the hording of everthing
Betsy has a problem
Maggie will get bigger
"Stocking up" - lies all lies
Partial admission that she is hording
Selling the train bed
Making Kris proud with her saleswomenship
All the American girl dolls for a 10 month old
Too big to ship and don't fit in the Scion

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Tags: kris betsy house hair people ]]> Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:33:51 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,161 Croncast - 2006-01-14.mp3 Show: #196 Length: 42:45 Size: 29.3 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 153 Show Notes TRISKAIDEKAPHOBIA It's really Kris No buying a a house with 13 in the number Irregardless the ladies went and bought one You're really only selling the house to the wife Women are like cats Everytime no kris, betsy, house, hair, people Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 148 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/167/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-148_betsy_kris.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-11-25 Croncast - 2005-11-25.mp3

Show: #190
Length: 28:13
Size: 19.4 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 148

Show Notes

Post Thanksgiving release
Again with the Kris doesn't get it
Having a vagina makes holidays completely different
Hiding in the basement
Kris is "delightful and charming", words from the lips of Betsy
Playing board games at holidays
Put some Play-Doh in the game
Who are these people, strangers . . . relatives
Kris is so much fun
A support system for Betsy at the holidays
We're going to see the Rockettes on tour
Middle class education on party hosting
Setting a table is not it Betsy's future
Mother is stressing out
It is time to learn
Parental modeling crammed into one meal
What side do the forks go on?
When it is important to you it will matter
Horrendous pain with no cartilage
Dementia and labor pain
Stop your baby from screaming
No "black friday" shopping at this house
Begging Betsy for money to buy her gifts
On top of the kitchen sink
The Oprah 200 calorie work out
We can't even stick to that
Tuning out or throwing up
When Oprah says something it makes perfect sense to Betsy
It is all estrogen related
Why don't we eat out of tinfoil
Not even the same category
I could never be in Betsy's category
Maggie dressing up
Betsy . . . iron?
Pretending not having to
The weight of Betsy's domestic plate
The DVD
Von Maur again
Rich people smell nice . . . like there house
The blessings of American Girl dolls
Betsy's good karma leads her to the sales
Betsy tips her hand and can't ask for a discount
Resale
Punk rock daughter hooks Betsy up with a doll that has a soul
Making dolls in your trailer and then a billionaire
Before doll making
Mommy says I spent $130 on that
Elliot is daddy through and through

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Tags: betsy kris holidays croncast people ]]>Croncast 2005-11-25 Croncast - 2005-11-25.mp3

Show: #190
Length: 28:13
Size: 19.4 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 148

Show Notes

Post Thanksgiving release
Again with the Kris doesn't get it
Having a vagina makes holidays completely different
Hiding in the basement
Kris is "delightful and charming", words from the lips of Betsy
Playing board games at holidays
Put some Play-Doh in the game
Who are these people, strangers . . . relatives
Kris is so much fun
A support system for Betsy at the holidays
We're going to see the Rockettes on tour
Middle class education on party hosting
Setting a table is not it Betsy's future
Mother is stressing out
It is time to learn
Parental modeling crammed into one meal
What side do the forks go on?
When it is important to you it will matter
Horrendous pain with no cartilage
Dementia and labor pain
Stop your baby from screaming
No "black friday" shopping at this house
Begging Betsy for money to buy her gifts
On top of the kitchen sink
The Oprah 200 calorie work out
We can't even stick to that
Tuning out or throwing up
When Oprah says something it makes perfect sense to Betsy
It is all estrogen related
Why don't we eat out of tinfoil
Not even the same category
I could never be in Betsy's category
Maggie dressing up
Betsy . . . iron?
Pretending not having to
The weight of Betsy's domestic plate
The DVD
Von Maur again
Rich people smell nice . . . like there house
The blessings of American Girl dolls
Betsy's good karma leads her to the sales
Betsy tips her hand and can't ask for a discount
Resale
Punk rock daughter hooks Betsy up with a doll that has a soul
Making dolls in your trailer and then a billionaire
Before doll making
Mommy says I spent $130 on that
Elliot is daddy through and through

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Tags: betsy kris holidays croncast people ]]> Fri, 25 Nov 2005 10:28:48 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,167 Croncast - 2005-11-25.mp3 Show: #190 Length: 28:13 Size: 19.4 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 148 Show Notes Post Thanksgiving release Again with the Kris doesn't get it Having a vagina makes holidays completely different Hiding in the basement Kris is "delightful and charming", words from the lips of no betsy, kris, holidays, croncast, people