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Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 07, 2007

Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:48:30 -0500

Croncast - 2007-12-07.mp3
Show: #443
Length: 34:47
Size: 23.9mb
Format: mp3

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I'm going to commission something for you for Christmas, Kris
A bronze statue?
No, a paint by numbers
There has to be a service online like that
My paint by number would be one number
Yeah, with a bucket of porcelain white paint
Your improv classes are coming to an end
Sure I got one more to go
All anxious about this job stuff
You are like a woman this way, Kris
Your puffy cuffedness blasting
My beard was all jacked up
I needed a trim
The website can't see the fact you shouldn't
No shaving it off
I do enough repulsive crap in my day
I set you up with a barber for a beard trim
It wasn't a regular barber, it was mans man barber
So anyway I went to improv
It was great, I gave up the scene
He said, you intimidate me
The stay at home intimidator
I thought should I go with Kris to the man spa
Is Kris going to end up getting a happy ending massage?
Funny you should say that, I did get a free massage
I roll in right on time
They ask me my name
He had the pencil line goatee
That weird etched on looking beard thing
Kind of like a Backstreet boys
Head back to the lounge
What do you mean?
The cigar lounge in the back
Leather couches, flat screen TV
This woman walks in
She a masseuse
Would you like a free massage?
Sure
I don't any cash, I know this isn't free
Yeah, you gotta tip
Don't you have to get out to your job at The Buckle?
Yes, I also have a degree from there
You gotta be on the inside to tell a certain type of joke
I am on this inside
She was kneeding you dough and commenting that you were buff?
That is why I was laughing so so hard
I'm slumped in front of a computer all day
My muscles are dough
It was the sales pitch
I didn't take my shirt off
This was an 'over the clotheser'
Is that on the board?
I'll take an, a . . . over the clotheser
I meet the barber
When I say that I don't have time for a shave
The barber tells me that he can't just trim my beard
Without the shave he won't do it
I felt like I was in a Larry David episode
I had to argue with this man for 10 minutes to get in the chair
"It's all about chair time"
I'm in a really big hurry
I will pay you for the chair time
No, no you won't
I tell him that I am leaving
He says, come on back, I'll do it
"But you don't understand that I don't just do dis. I do dis."
I told him that knew he was an artist but I just need a trim
It all went down horribly
I can't even show people how bad my goatee looks
Oh, it sucks
Yeah, you look really bad Mr B
It's like my bad perm but on your face
Betsy thanks Markx again for the stuff
Especially, Thrift Score Zines
Marie Down South, the thrifty stripper
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Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 15

Mon, 27 Dec 2004 11:31:48 -0500

Croncast - 2004-12-27.mp3

Length: 25:14
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 11.5 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 15

Today's show is Besty and Kris getting warmed up after the holiday weekend. We're both still sick so today's show is a shorter than usual and probably even less focused.

Starting today we've moved th show to a new format that listeners can count on:

M W F - Croncast will be co-hosted Betsy
T Th - Crocast will be hosted by Kris and he will speak with a guest

I imagine that once we are both over our illnesses things will get back to the pace they were before with banter, humor and the same sounds (sans coughing) that you are used to.

Today's Show

Intro
URLs and email
New format
Betsy has a fever
Hope everyone had a good holiday weekend
Betsy got a new purse
The fever and the baby
Kris plays wrong show for family
New listener welcome
More coughing
More devices
Apology for Thursday's show
More nose blowing
Testing
Playing no more shows for family
Don't want to talk about about it
Coughing, nose blowing and more coughing
January 26 not July 28th
12 days of podcasting
Pay up first
Kris needs a new toothbrush
Not pregnant for 4-6 hours
Kris' Museum of Science and Industry family pass
Private bathrooms and member lounge
Cough cough cough
Not going to rub the feet
Snow in Texas
Frontline show about evil Wal-Mart
Horrible credit card company
The need to breed, new house . . . new baby
Name her Mabel
Betsy is the most competitive person on Earth
Baseline for money
Temperature time
Why did Santa bring me too much stuff?
Betsy leaves to call doctor
Send get well messages to Betsy
Thank last week's guests - Susan, Amy, Shane, Betsy and Jolie

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