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      <title>maggie | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for maggie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for maggie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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 		<description>This is the keyword feed for maggie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Season 23 Ep 23: Keep it quiet, Soundtrack, Funny faces</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Show: #558<br />
Length: 31:05<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-03-05.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Show notes, not<br>
Crazy day her at the Croncast<br>
Betsy still sick<br>
Maggie still sick<br>
Elliot still sick<br>
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine<br>
Have a great weekend :-)<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nannies">nannies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nannies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nannies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upper east side">upper east side</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upper east side"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upper east side.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot smith">elliot smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #558<br />
Length: 31:05<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-03-05.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Show notes, not<br>
Crazy day her at the Croncast<br>
Betsy still sick<br>
Maggie still sick<br>
Elliot still sick<br>
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine<br>
Have a great weekend :-)<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nannies">nannies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nannies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nannies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upper east side">upper east side</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upper east side"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upper east side.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot smith">elliot smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:33:09 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #558
Length: 31:05
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Show notes, not
Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>nannies, new york, upper east side, elliot smith, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 23 Ep 23: Samper of the Croncast</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4271/Season-23-Ep-23:-Samper-of-the-Croncast_nannies_new-york.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #558-Sampler<br />
Length: 4:01<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Show notes, not<br>
Crazy day her at the Croncast<br>
Betsy still sick<br>
Maggie still sick<br>
Elliot still sick<br>
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine<br>
Have a great weekend :-)<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nannies">nannies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nannies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nannies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upper east side">upper east side</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upper east side"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upper east side.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot smith">elliot smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #558-Sampler<br />
Length: 4:01<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Show notes, not<br>
Crazy day her at the Croncast<br>
Betsy still sick<br>
Maggie still sick<br>
Elliot still sick<br>
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine<br>
Have a great weekend :-)<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nannies">nannies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nannies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nannies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upper east side">upper east side</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upper east side"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upper east side.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot smith">elliot smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:29:26 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #558-Sampler
Length: 4:01
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Show notes, not
Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville -</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>nannies, new york, upper east side, elliot smith, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby.</title>
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		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/4299510372/" title="the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby."><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2764/4299510372_e3fac64219.jpg"   alt="the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby." border=0 /></a></p>

<p>every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i love her with all my heart and cherish the time that we have together. or maybe i constantly take it for granted and should be appreciative more often than when i am looking at your photo when you're not here?<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
baby, i love you. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i'm going to wait up for you and give you a big hug when you walk through the door. i might even cry because i am happy. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
you are the best thing that ever came into my life and stuck around.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/work">work</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/work"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/work.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photo">photo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/often">often</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/often"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/often.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/together">together</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/together"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/together.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby">baby</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/4299510372/" title="the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby."><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2764/4299510372_e3fac64219.jpg"   alt="the hottest woman i know | @reslaequeen | good gawd, baby." border=0 /></a></p>

<p>every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
probably, because it isn't that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
she does a saint's work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i love her with all my heart and cherish the time that we have together. or maybe i constantly take it for granted and should be appreciative more often than when i am looking at your photo when you're not here?<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
baby, i love you. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i'm going to wait up for you and give you a big hug when you walk through the door. i might even cry because i am happy. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
you are the best thing that ever came into my life and stuck around.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/work">work</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/work"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/work.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photo">photo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/often">often</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/often"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/often.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/together">together</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/together"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/together.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby">baby</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 21:10:41 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4228</guid>

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every time that betsy decides to go out with friends she has me take her photo.

probably, because it isn&#039;t that often that she gets to let her hair down and be an adult.

she does a saint&#039;s work with us. elliot, maggie and myself owe so much to her unsung work holding this family together.

i love her with all my heart and cherish the</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>work, photo, often, together, baby</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 23 Ep 02: The Penthouse, Bedazzled Shirts, Purse Selling Zombies</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4224/Season-23-Ep-02:-The-Penthouse-Bedazzled-Shirts-Purse-Selling-Zombies_Pure-Las-Vegas_VIP.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #537<br />
Length: 28:09<br>
Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-01-15.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
I can't tell you the story off the show<br />
There is safety on the show<br />
A good tight story<br />
Directors cut?<br />
Just tell me the story<br />
Three undred people waiting to get in  . . . <br />
And then us<br />
Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K'<br />
It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded<br />
All too much<br />
The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over<br />
Failed arena football player<br />
Heading to the penthouse party<br />
Yes, I'll take you up right now<br />
I don't fit at all<br />
The head neck move dance all together<br />
We make our way in<br />
Turns out it is a Penthouse part<br />
Not a penthouse party<br />
Was TMZ there?<br />
They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in<br />
Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in?<br />
I was on the of the line<br />
Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show<br />
Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom<br />
No, but they did let me know I might not get in<br />
Leave you outside?<br />
Yeah, but I totally understand<br />
Gonna make it happen<br />
I know that you know that I am impressed<br />
You aren't making eye contact with me<br />
We get into the VIP area<br />
That was it<br />
Didn't know what to do after that<br />
Then the free drinks began<br />
They brought out the Cristal<br />
It was a cliche of cliches<br />
Everyone is loving it<br />
The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up<br />
Every Ed Hardy design was represented<br />
Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there<br />
Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying<br />
I took Maggie to a craft shop<br />
Where?<br />
On Canal Street<br />
Nice<br />
Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies<br />
I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven<br />
That's marriagr<br />
The store was half empty<br />
Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
 
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Pure Las Vegas">Pure Las Vegas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Pure Las Vegas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Pure Las Vegas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VIP">VIP</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VIP"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VIP.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Penthouse Party">Penthouse Party</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Penthouse Party"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Penthouse Party.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/schlumpy">schlumpy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/schlumpy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/schlumpy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Ed hardy">Ed hardy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Ed hardy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Ed hardy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #537<br />
Length: 28:09<br>
Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-01-15.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
I can't tell you the story off the show<br />
There is safety on the show<br />
A good tight story<br />
Directors cut?<br />
Just tell me the story<br />
Three undred people waiting to get in  . . . <br />
And then us<br />
Yeah, with you I don't think club with a 'K'<br />
It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and exploded<br />
All too much<br />
The 6'8 400 lbs bouncer comes over<br />
Failed arena football player<br />
Heading to the penthouse party<br />
Yes, I'll take you up right now<br />
I don't fit at all<br />
The head neck move dance all together<br />
We make our way in<br />
Turns out it is a Penthouse part<br />
Not a penthouse party<br />
Was TMZ there?<br />
They see you the music stops and they ask who let this guy in<br />
Schlumpy midwestern guy, who let him in?<br />
I was on the of the line<br />
Sure the Pussy Cat Dolls were doing there show<br />
Did they say i gotta go to the bathroom<br />
No, but they did let me know I might not get in<br />
Leave you outside?<br />
Yeah, but I totally understand<br />
Gonna make it happen<br />
I know that you know that I am impressed<br />
You aren't making eye contact with me<br />
We get into the VIP area<br />
That was it<br />
Didn't know what to do after that<br />
Then the free drinks began<br />
They brought out the Cristal<br />
It was a cliche of cliches<br />
Everyone is loving it<br />
The AVN awards ends and the adult stars start showing up<br />
Every Ed Hardy design was represented<br />
Bouncers couldn't figure out who or why we were there<br />
Let me tell you what we were doing while you were partying<br />
I took Maggie to a craft shop<br />
Where?<br />
On Canal Street<br />
Nice<br />
Yeah, I was attacked by purse selling zombies<br />
I would call you from hell, but not bother you from heaven<br />
That's marriagr<br />
The store was half empty<br />
Right, cuz all the embroidery thread was needed for the shirts in vegas
 
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Pure Las Vegas">Pure Las Vegas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Pure Las Vegas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Pure Las Vegas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VIP">VIP</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VIP"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VIP.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Penthouse Party">Penthouse Party</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Penthouse Party"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Penthouse Party.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/schlumpy">schlumpy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/schlumpy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/schlumpy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Ed hardy">Ed hardy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Ed hardy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Ed hardy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 15:44:52 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:05</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #537
Length: 28:09
Format: mp3

I can&#039;t tell you the story off the show
There is safety on the show
A good tight story
Directors cut?
Just tell me the story
Three undred people waiting to get in  . . . 
And then us
Yeah, with you I don&#039;t think club with a &#039;K&#039;
It looks like John Goselin fell from an airplane and</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Pure Las Vegas, VIP, Penthouse Party, schlumpy, Ed hardy</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Elliot and Maggie Thanksgiving Day 2009</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4166/Elliot-and-Maggie-Thanksgiving-Day-2009_day_thanksgiving.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/4136438304/" title="Elliot and Maggie Thanksgiving Day 2009"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2665/4136438304_9eb20d60a8.jpg"   alt="Elliot and Maggie Thanksgiving Day 2009" border=0 /></a></p>

<p></p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/day">day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/thanksgiving">thanksgiving</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/thanksgiving"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/thanksgiving.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot">elliot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/4136438304/" title="Elliot and Maggie Thanksgiving Day 2009"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2665/4136438304_9eb20d60a8.jpg"   alt="Elliot and Maggie Thanksgiving Day 2009" border=0 /></a></p>

<p></p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/day">day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/thanksgiving">thanksgiving</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/thanksgiving"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/thanksgiving.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot">elliot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:04:35 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4166</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>


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				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>day, thanksgiving, maggie, elliot, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>the core 3</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4111/the-core-3_maggie_betsy.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
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<p>betsy, maggie and the man</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/core">core</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/core"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/core.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/4104702884/" title="the core 3"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2702/4104702884_7e818777b9.jpg"   alt="the core 3" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>betsy, maggie and the man</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/core">core</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/core"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/core.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:49:07 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4111</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>


betsy, maggie and the man</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>maggie, betsy, core, , </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 21 Ep 24: The Mexico Part 3</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1945/Season-21-Ep-24:-The-Mexico-Part-3_Crocs_Canadian.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1945/cks-2009-03-30.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-03-30" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1945/cks-2009-03-30.mp3">Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3</a><br>
Show: #524<br />
Length: 41:24<br>
  Size: 38 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1945/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-03-30.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
When, when, when, when<br>
This was supposed to go out Friday<br>
Maggie has been insanely sick<br>
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?<br>
It should come with a six pack of Xanax<br>
Difficult times?<br>
Write a book<br>
You need to change your name to Kristina<br>
Sending email as Kris Smith<br>
People would respond to me as a woman<<br>br>
So I had to make it Kristopher Smith
Wait, Mr B<br>
I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show<br>
The Mexico Part 3 begins now<br>
Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . . <br>
If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner<br>
Standing at the buffet<br>
A woman sidles up next to me<br>
"What part of Canada are you from?"<br>
I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years<br>
Where's that?<br>
Wisconsin<br>
Is that a big city?<br>
All the push ups that you do <br>
They could throw a rock at it<br>
She was wearing the crocs<br>
Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs<br>
That is he face of colonialism<br>
Later . . .<br>
I'm the only American<br>
What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar?<br>
Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip<br>
Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole?<br>
He was like a bull fighter<br>
Super hot<br>
Fellas watch out for this<br>
They will whisk you wife away<br>
The Italian says, "You mean this prison"<br>
You must leave this compound<br>
They will take you to the jungle<br>
They get electricity for 2 hours a day<br>
It is wonderful<br>
Deciding to go deep see fishing<br>
How did you get over the shark fear?<br>
We were stuck at the front gate<br>
How many signs do you need?<br>
It was like a road block<br>
We were there on a gift certificate<br>
I'm thinking that this will be so nice<br>
The authentic Mexican experience awaits<br>
We get to the place<br>
Sure, it would have have been authentic<br>
But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know?<br>
Captain Rick's<br>
It should have<br>
Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's<br>
On the boat with a Canada<br>
They start swearing at us in Spanish<br>
Turns out I am the only one that knows it<br>
I kept my mouth shut<br>
Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post)<br>
"Chocha Grande"<br>
How is the fish doing?<br>
Mas muerto<br>
They pull it back into the boat<br>
Cut up Dory and turned her into chum<br>
We had Captain Bicho<br>
More protected species were caught<br>
Chopped and chum<br>
Chocha account is over 11 at this point<br>
I'm the bloke, right<br>
Don't be a chocha Mr B
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When, when, when, when<br>
This was supposed to go out Friday<br>
Maggie has been insanely sick<br>
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?<br>
It should come with a six pack of Xanax<br>
Difficult times?<br>
Write a book<br>
You need to change your name to Kristina<br>
Sending email as Kris Smith<br>
People would respond to me as a woman<<br>br>
So I had to make it Kristopher Smith
Wait, Mr B<br>
I have to give a shout out to Carrie, thanks for coming to my show<br>
The Mexico Part 3 begins now<br>
Betsy, you are at the buffet, go . . . <br>
If I had known that they served guacamole breakfast, lunch and dinner<br>
Standing at the buffet<br>
A woman sidles up next to me<br>
"What part of Canada are you from?"<br>
I speak like that because I lived in Milwaukee for a few years<br>
Where's that?<br>
Wisconsin<br>
Is that a big city?<br>
All the push ups that you do <br>
They could throw a rock at it<br>
She was wearing the crocs<br>
Then I scanned the room and it was covered in crocs<br>
That is he face of colonialism<br>
Later . . .<br>
I'm the only American<br>
What is the most expensive shit you got behind this bar?<br>
Grand Marnier on the rocks the entire trip<br>
Do you want to know how to cook the guacamole?<br>
He was like a bull fighter<br>
Super hot<br>
Fellas watch out for this<br>
They will whisk you wife away<br>
The Italian says, "You mean this prison"<br>
You must leave this compound<br>
They will take you to the jungle<br>
They get electricity for 2 hours a day<br>
It is wonderful<br>
Deciding to go deep see fishing<br>
How did you get over the shark fear?<br>
We were stuck at the front gate<br>
How many signs do you need?<br>
It was like a road block<br>
We were there on a gift certificate<br>
I'm thinking that this will be so nice<br>
The authentic Mexican experience awaits<br>
We get to the place<br>
Sure, it would have have been authentic<br>
But didn't the charter company name tell you all you needed to know?<br>
Captain Rick's<br>
It should have<br>
Yeah, if it were Captain Ricardo's<br>
On the boat with a Canada<br>
They start swearing at us in Spanish<br>
Turns out I am the only one that knows it<br>
I kept my mouth shut<br>
Betsy catches Dory (see photo in post)<br>
"Chocha Grande"<br>
How is the fish doing?<br>
Mas muerto<br>
They pull it back into the boat<br>
Cut up Dory and turned her into chum<br>
We had Captain Bicho<br>
More protected species were caught<br>
Chopped and chum<br>
Chocha account is over 11 at this point<br>
I'm the bloke, right<br>
Don't be a chocha Mr B
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2009-03-30.mp3
Show: #524
Length: 41:24
  Size: 38 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

When, when, when, when
This was supposed to go out Friday
Maggie has been insanely sick
What happens when you read all of these Oprah books?
It should come with a six pack of Xanax
Difficult times?
Write</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Crocs, Canadian, Tourists, The Mexico, GrandMarnier</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>more flowers</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1817/more-flowers_flowers_think.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2562498813/" title="more flowers"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2562498813_84f80b4d35.jpg"   alt="more flowers" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie looked for flowers on our entire walk this weekend.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
think it had something to do with the dress?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flowers">flowers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flowers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flowers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/think">think</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/think"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/think.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dress">dress</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dress"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dress.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/weekend">weekend</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/weekend"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/weekend.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/walk">walk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/walk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/walk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2562498813/" title="more flowers"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2562498813_84f80b4d35.jpg"   alt="more flowers" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie looked for flowers on our entire walk this weekend.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
think it had something to do with the dress?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flowers">flowers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flowers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flowers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/think">think</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/think"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/think.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dress">dress</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dress"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dress.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/weekend">weekend</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/weekend"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/weekend.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/walk">walk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/walk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/walk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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maggie looked for flowers on our entire walk this weekend.

think it had something to do with the dress?</itunes:summary>
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         <title>don't question it, people! i am your overlord.</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1805/dont-question-it-people!-i-am-your-overlord_smile_refusing.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2552629234/" title="don't question it, people! i am your overlord."><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2552629234_ed43d61109.jpg"   alt="don't question it, people! i am your overlord." border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie was keeping it very real today by asking for her picture to be taken and then refusing to smile for me.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
one thing is for sure, if you take lots of shots one of them will turn out.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smile">smile</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smile"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smile.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/refusing">refusing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/refusing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/refusing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sure">sure</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sure"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sure.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shots">shots</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shots"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shots.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/turn">turn</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/turn"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/turn.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2552629234/" title="don't question it, people! i am your overlord."><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2552629234_ed43d61109.jpg"   alt="don't question it, people! i am your overlord." border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie was keeping it very real today by asking for her picture to be taken and then refusing to smile for me.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
one thing is for sure, if you take lots of shots one of them will turn out.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smile">smile</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smile"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smile.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/refusing">refusing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/refusing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/refusing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sure">sure</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sure"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sure.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shots">shots</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shots"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shots.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/turn">turn</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/turn"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/turn.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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maggie was keeping it very real today by asking for her picture to be taken and then refusing to smile for me.

one thing is for sure, if you take lots of shots one of them will turn out.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>smile, refusing, sure, shots, turn</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>senor bubble maker</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1778/senor-bubble-maker_making_street.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2525846552/" title="senor bubble maker"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2525846552_38ff5a5b7b.jpg"   alt="senor bubble maker" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>elliot and maggie had a blast playing in the street and making these bubbles.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
the people that were sitting down wind, not so much.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/making">making</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/making"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/making.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/street">street</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/street"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/street.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bubbles">bubbles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bubbles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bubbles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sitting">sitting</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sitting"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sitting.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wind">wind</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wind"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wind.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2525846552/" title="senor bubble maker"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2525846552_38ff5a5b7b.jpg"   alt="senor bubble maker" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>elliot and maggie had a blast playing in the street and making these bubbles.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
the people that were sitting down wind, not so much.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/making">making</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/making"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/making.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/street">street</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/street"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/street.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bubbles">bubbles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bubbles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bubbles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sitting">sitting</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sitting"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sitting.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wind">wind</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wind"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wind.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 16:09:29 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1778</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>


elliot and maggie had a blast playing in the street and making these bubbles.

the people that were sitting down wind, not so much.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>making, street, bubbles, sitting, wind</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 15: Dumpster Golf, Penny Drop, Fancy Hood</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1730/Season-20-Ep-15:-Dumpster-Golf-Penny-Drop-Fancy-Hood_Titleist_gold-club.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-12" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3</a><br>
Show: #490<br />
  Length: 19.6<br>
  Size: 28:32 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1730/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy likes the amens to her sermons<br>
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn<br>
We are way more boring than the show<br>
The picture in her head of you was repulsive<br>
Good thing she didn't see a real picture<br>
I despise this time of year the most<br>
Why?<br>
The grass grows<br>
I hate the mowing<br>
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights<br>
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood<br>
I have been honing my skills without you<br>
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox<br>
Not the Billy Squire stroke<br>
A body bag full of bubble wrap<br>
A body bag?<br>
I tried to do a Penny Drop<br>
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics<br>
Tetanus shot for junking license<br>
I had to have the bubble wrap<br>
So I went to Goodwill <br>
Fast like a bunny<br>
I bought a Titleist<br>
Golf club<br>
We playing gold today mommy?<br>
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf<br>
Your Titleist for dumpster diving<br>
Your like a gorilla in the mist<br>
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor<br>
Mine were smarter and more motivated<br>
Now, I bring home the bananas<br>
It's all about who brings home the bacon<br>
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster<br>
We found your wife, sir.<br>
Behind what store?<br>
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker<br>
It is a services<br>
I'm not going to mess with these women<br>
They are serious<br>
Treating things better<br>
Betsy flattens a tire on my car<br>
I'm driving slow on your rim<br>
You were right next to the car dealership<br>
Why didn't you just go there?<br>
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him<br>
Sorry to be so vaginal<br>
I just gave up<br>
Why is he trying to change the tire?<br>
Does he know how to change a tire?<br>
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood<br>
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Titleist">Titleist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Titleist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Titleist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gold club">gold club</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gold club"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gold club.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the bacon">the bacon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the bacon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the bacon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/penny drop">penny drop</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/penny drop"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/penny drop.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gymnastics">gymnastics</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gymnastics"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gymnastics.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-12" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3</a><br>
Show: #490<br />
  Length: 19.6<br>
  Size: 28:32 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1730/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy likes the amens to her sermons<br>
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn<br>
We are way more boring than the show<br>
The picture in her head of you was repulsive<br>
Good thing she didn't see a real picture<br>
I despise this time of year the most<br>
Why?<br>
The grass grows<br>
I hate the mowing<br>
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights<br>
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood<br>
I have been honing my skills without you<br>
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox<br>
Not the Billy Squire stroke<br>
A body bag full of bubble wrap<br>
A body bag?<br>
I tried to do a Penny Drop<br>
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics<br>
Tetanus shot for junking license<br>
I had to have the bubble wrap<br>
So I went to Goodwill <br>
Fast like a bunny<br>
I bought a Titleist<br>
Golf club<br>
We playing gold today mommy?<br>
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf<br>
Your Titleist for dumpster diving<br>
Your like a gorilla in the mist<br>
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor<br>
Mine were smarter and more motivated<br>
Now, I bring home the bananas<br>
It's all about who brings home the bacon<br>
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster<br>
We found your wife, sir.<br>
Behind what store?<br>
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker<br>
It is a services<br>
I'm not going to mess with these women<br>
They are serious<br>
Treating things better<br>
Betsy flattens a tire on my car<br>
I'm driving slow on your rim<br>
You were right next to the car dealership<br>
Why didn't you just go there?<br>
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him<br>
Sorry to be so vaginal<br>
I just gave up<br>
Why is he trying to change the tire?<br>
Does he know how to change a tire?<br>
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood<br>
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Titleist">Titleist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Titleist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Titleist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gold club">gold club</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gold club"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gold club.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the bacon">the bacon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the bacon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the bacon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/penny drop">penny drop</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/penny drop"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/penny drop.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gymnastics">gymnastics</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gymnastics"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gymnastics.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 13:54:32 -0400</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:32</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3
Show: #490
  Length: 19.6
  Size: 28:32 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy likes the amens to her</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Titleist, gold club, the bacon, penny drop, gymnastics</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>in the wind</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1729/in-the-wind_car-seat_maggie.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2478787219/" title="in the wind"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2069/2478787219_c109072b08.jpg"   alt="in the wind" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie keeps it real, real fun over the weekend.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/car seat">car seat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/car seat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/car seat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/fun">fun</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fun"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/fun.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/weekend">weekend</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/weekend"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/weekend.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2478787219/" title="in the wind"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2069/2478787219_c109072b08.jpg"   alt="in the wind" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie keeps it real, real fun over the weekend.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/car seat">car seat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/car seat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/car seat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/fun">fun</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fun"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/fun.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/weekend">weekend</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/weekend"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/weekend.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 08:38:34 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1729</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

maggie keeps it real, real fun over the weekend.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>car seat, maggie, fun, weekend, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>please, no</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1677/please-no_elliot_bit.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2447176441/" title="please, no"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2447176441_772e862cb3.jpg"   alt="please, no" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>from lunch yesterday, maggie was in no mood to smile. elliot, however, was a bit of a prankster.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot">elliot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bit">bit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/prankster">prankster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/prankster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/prankster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smile">smile</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smile"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smile.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mood">mood</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mood"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mood.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2447176441/" title="please, no"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2447176441_772e862cb3.jpg"   alt="please, no" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>from lunch yesterday, maggie was in no mood to smile. elliot, however, was a bit of a prankster.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot">elliot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bit">bit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/prankster">prankster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/prankster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/prankster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smile">smile</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smile"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smile.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mood">mood</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mood"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mood.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:33:13 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1677</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>


from lunch yesterday, maggie was in no mood to smile. elliot, however, was a bit of a prankster.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>elliot, bit, prankster, smile, mood</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>Season 20 Ep 8: Husband in the Bubble, Carbon Dioxide Vampires, Nock</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1646/Season-20-Ep-8:-Husband-in-the-Bubble-Carbon-Dioxide-Vampires-Nock_Longaberger_suffering-pandas.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
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Show: #483<br />
  Length: 38:15<br>
  Size: 26.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1646/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-21.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
One day to Earth Day<br>
Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days<br>
He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas<br>
Which was causing them not to have babies<br>
He asked me if I knew what trees were<br>
He's so much like his mom<br>
He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires"<br>
I told him that would be a great band name<br>
He didn't get it<br>
Two worlds collided<br>
You bought this badminton set at Goodwill<br>
At a garage sale<br>
Well, it came from out of the house<br>
Husband in a bubble<br>
Whatever you had taught him was wrong<br>
Proper badminton form<br>
Let me show you<br>
What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school?<br>
I can't believe you tried to describe this<br>
What the hell are you talking about?<br>
Your boy cannot do overheard<br>
Oh, baby<br>
I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills<br>
It's good he's not you, Kris<br>
He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him<br>
You're a like a lion in the grass<br>
Look at that birdie fly<br>
He can't hit it back and forth<br>
I wanted to work with him<br>
And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you<br>
You are a weird nerd jock hybrid<br>
You're a NOCK<br>
He'll have flash backs<br>
Badminton is where business gets done<br>
Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes<br>
Don't send the hate mail<br>
I get it<br>
I need to engage with him on another level<br>
He's going through a growth spurt<br>
He's 7 asking if the weather is changing<br>
Sensitive to barometric pressure<br>
Taking the kids to lunch<br>
Ted's Montana Grill<br>
Ted's Buffalo Hut<br>
There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming<br>
What are you saying? Twice as much methane<br>
Maggie is all about it<br>
Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut<br>
Looks left and says, I just want Subway<br>
"I won't get a bag of chips with my burger"<br>
Wanted to do something a bit special<br>
He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway."<br>
Half the time he is working on bits<br>
What's 10 minus 8?<br>
I think you owe me $2, Mom<br>
I get to the foreclosure/divorce house<br>
Ring the door bell<br>
The laundry basket was longaberger<br>
It was like you designed the house<br>
There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom<br>
He wanted $1,800 for it<br>
Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it."<br>
They make excellent copies of this at Menards<br>
Then, Mr B, there it was<br>
I became the sucker<br>
Do you like the table?<br>
It happens<br>
How much do you want for the table?<br>
Well . . . <br>
I paid $12,000 for it<br>
This is a garage sale<br>
The table turned to fire when he told $2,300<br>
Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder<br>
It was so McMansion<br>
It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out<br>
Same outfit as yesterday<br>
Because he is single now
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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Show: #483<br />
  Length: 38:15<br>
  Size: 26.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1646/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-21.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
One day to Earth Day<br>
Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days<br>
He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas<br>
Which was causing them not to have babies<br>
He asked me if I knew what trees were<br>
He's so much like his mom<br>
He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires"<br>
I told him that would be a great band name<br>
He didn't get it<br>
Two worlds collided<br>
You bought this badminton set at Goodwill<br>
At a garage sale<br>
Well, it came from out of the house<br>
Husband in a bubble<br>
Whatever you had taught him was wrong<br>
Proper badminton form<br>
Let me show you<br>
What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school?<br>
I can't believe you tried to describe this<br>
What the hell are you talking about?<br>
Your boy cannot do overheard<br>
Oh, baby<br>
I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills<br>
It's good he's not you, Kris<br>
He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him<br>
You're a like a lion in the grass<br>
Look at that birdie fly<br>
He can't hit it back and forth<br>
I wanted to work with him<br>
And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you<br>
You are a weird nerd jock hybrid<br>
You're a NOCK<br>
He'll have flash backs<br>
Badminton is where business gets done<br>
Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes<br>
Don't send the hate mail<br>
I get it<br>
I need to engage with him on another level<br>
He's going through a growth spurt<br>
He's 7 asking if the weather is changing<br>
Sensitive to barometric pressure<br>
Taking the kids to lunch<br>
Ted's Montana Grill<br>
Ted's Buffalo Hut<br>
There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming<br>
What are you saying? Twice as much methane<br>
Maggie is all about it<br>
Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut<br>
Looks left and says, I just want Subway<br>
"I won't get a bag of chips with my burger"<br>
Wanted to do something a bit special<br>
He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway."<br>
Half the time he is working on bits<br>
What's 10 minus 8?<br>
I think you owe me $2, Mom<br>
I get to the foreclosure/divorce house<br>
Ring the door bell<br>
The laundry basket was longaberger<br>
It was like you designed the house<br>
There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom<br>
He wanted $1,800 for it<br>
Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it."<br>
They make excellent copies of this at Menards<br>
Then, Mr B, there it was<br>
I became the sucker<br>
Do you like the table?<br>
It happens<br>
How much do you want for the table?<br>
Well . . . <br>
I paid $12,000 for it<br>
This is a garage sale<br>
The table turned to fire when he told $2,300<br>
Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder<br>
It was so McMansion<br>
It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out<br>
Same outfit as yesterday<br>
Because he is single now
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Longaberger">Longaberger</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Longaberger"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Longaberger.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/suffering pandas">suffering pandas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/suffering pandas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/suffering pandas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/acid rain">acid rain</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/acid rain"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/acid rain.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Ted's Montana Grill">Ted's Montana Grill</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Ted's Montana Grill"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Ted's Montana Grill.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/McMansion">McMansion</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/McMansion"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/McMansion.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3
Show: #483
  Length: 38:15
  Size: 26.3 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

One day to Earth Day
Elliot has</itunes:summary>
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         <title>delicious bed time snack</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1615/delicious-bed-time-snack_toaster_ketchup-toast.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2409005188/" title="delicious bed time snack"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2409005188_5b0b8a32a9.jpg"   alt="delicious bed time snack" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie was starting the magic wind down hour before bed and asked for a snack. i thought i couldn't go wrong with whole wheat toast and butter.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
as the pic shows you can go wrong. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
after butter maggie asked for jam politely and promptly received it. betsy came home and i helped her at front door. i cam back this this plate with ketchup added.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
there is no doubt . . . she is betsy's daughter.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/toaster">toaster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/toaster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/toaster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ketchup toast">ketchup toast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ketchup toast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ketchup toast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy smith">betsy smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bed time">bed time</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bed time"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bed time.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2409005188/" title="delicious bed time snack"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2409005188_5b0b8a32a9.jpg"   alt="delicious bed time snack" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie was starting the magic wind down hour before bed and asked for a snack. i thought i couldn't go wrong with whole wheat toast and butter.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
as the pic shows you can go wrong. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
after butter maggie asked for jam politely and promptly received it. betsy came home and i helped her at front door. i cam back this this plate with ketchup added.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
there is no doubt . . . she is betsy's daughter.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/toaster">toaster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/toaster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/toaster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ketchup toast">ketchup toast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ketchup toast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ketchup toast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy smith">betsy smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bed time">bed time</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bed time"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bed time.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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maggie was starting the magic wind down hour before bed and asked for a snack. i thought i couldn&#039;t go wrong with whole wheat toast and butter.

as the pic shows you can go wrong. 

after butter maggie asked for jam politely and promptly received it. betsy came home and i helped her at front door. i cam back this this plate with</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Maggie's haul</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1611/Maggies-haul_download_quicktime.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2408371108/" title="Maggie's haul"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2091/2408371108_bfc0b646ba.jpg"   alt="Maggie's haul" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>right now this betta is try to kill my fingers.<br border=0 />
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<p>right now this betta is try to kill my fingers.<br border=0 />
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To play video messages sent to email, QuickTime 6.5 or higher is required. Visit www.apple.com/quicktime/download to download the free player or upgrade your existing QuickTime Player.  Note: During the download process when asked to choose an installation type (Minimum, Recommended or Custom), select Minimum for faster download.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/download">download</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/download"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/download.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/quicktime">quicktime</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/quicktime"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/quicktime.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/video">video</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/video"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/video.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/visit">visit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/visit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/visit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/player">player</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/player"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/player.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:23:52 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1611</guid>

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right now this betta is try to kill my fingers.

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				<itunes:keywords>download, quicktime, video, visit, player</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Mad Crazy Static</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1592/Mad-Crazy-Static_naperville_riverwalk.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2392333847/" title="Mad Crazy Static"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2059/2392333847_ab98973fd8.jpg"   alt="Mad Crazy Static" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Took the kids to breakfast and then the riverwalk this morning.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Maggie wanted to see the ducks and Elliot wanted the park. Got them to agree that both were good.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I do have to say that it is quite a disappointment that the busiest portion of the riverwalk with be under construction for the entire summer.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I'm not really sure what the city parks people were thinking with this. It is going to hurt the businesses that are in that area as well as the amount of people that come to festivals that are held in that exact spot.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
And since I have my gripe on, it also appears that for the remainder of the riverwalk they have removed about a third of the trees and nearly all of the other foliage that lines the banks of the river. Elliot pointed out that this year it looks "gross" and "dirty". Just blows my mind that a city would muck up their prime summer attraction.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/naperville">naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/riverwalk">riverwalk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/riverwalk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/riverwalk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/summer">summer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/summer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/summer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rennovations 2008">rennovations 2008</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rennovations 2008"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rennovations 2008.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2392333847/" title="Mad Crazy Static"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2059/2392333847_ab98973fd8.jpg"   alt="Mad Crazy Static" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Took the kids to breakfast and then the riverwalk this morning.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Maggie wanted to see the ducks and Elliot wanted the park. Got them to agree that both were good.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I do have to say that it is quite a disappointment that the busiest portion of the riverwalk with be under construction for the entire summer.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I'm not really sure what the city parks people were thinking with this. It is going to hurt the businesses that are in that area as well as the amount of people that come to festivals that are held in that exact spot.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
And since I have my gripe on, it also appears that for the remainder of the riverwalk they have removed about a third of the trees and nearly all of the other foliage that lines the banks of the river. Elliot pointed out that this year it looks "gross" and "dirty". Just blows my mind that a city would muck up their prime summer attraction.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/naperville">naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/riverwalk">riverwalk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/riverwalk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/riverwalk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/summer">summer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/summer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/summer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rennovations 2008">rennovations 2008</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rennovations 2008"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rennovations 2008.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:50:28 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1592</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

Took the kids to breakfast and then the riverwalk this morning.

Maggie wanted to see the ducks and Elliot wanted the park. Got them to agree that both were good.

I do have to say that it is quite a disappointment that the busiest portion of the riverwalk with be under construction for the entire summer.

I&#039;m not really sure what</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>naperville, riverwalk, summer, rennovations 2008, </itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>I C U</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1584/I-C-U_pass_backwards.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2388782474/" title="I C U"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2388782474_2c0cbe1dbf.jpg"   alt="I C U" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>This shot is for Maggie. Baby if you ever question how you asked to be pushed on a swing . . . it was backwards.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
But who could pass up such a cute face!</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pass">pass</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pass"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pass.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/backwards">backwards</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/backwards"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/backwards.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/such">such</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/such"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/such.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cute">cute</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cute"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cute.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/face">face</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/face"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/face.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2388782474/" title="I C U"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2388782474_2c0cbe1dbf.jpg"   alt="I C U" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>This shot is for Maggie. Baby if you ever question how you asked to be pushed on a swing . . . it was backwards.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
But who could pass up such a cute face!</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pass">pass</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pass"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pass.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/backwards">backwards</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/backwards"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/backwards.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/such">such</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/such"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/such.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cute">cute</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cute"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cute.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/face">face</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/face"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/face.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:12:00 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1584</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

This shot is for Maggie. Baby if you ever question how you asked to be pushed on a swing . . . it was backwards.

But who could pass up such a cute face!</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>pass, backwards, such, cute, face</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Baby's Room Year 4</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1556/Babys-Room-Year-4_baby-room_horizontal-stripes.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2374515657/" title="Baby's Room Year 4"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2046/2374515657_a5d18c33da.jpg"   alt="Baby's Room Year 4" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Maggie just turned 3 but we are heading into year 4 of this room with its horizontal stripes.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
The design has maintained its contemporary style and aged with Maggie as she has gotten older, acquired more furniture and added more of her personality to the room.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Some of you might remember when we originally painted the room (photo <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/lg_baby_room.jpg">www.croncast.com/images/lg_baby_room.jpg</a> ) and how I claimed I would never paint horizontal stripes like this again. Well, after looking at the results I have changed my mind. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
The look works and it makes it easy for the eye to understand where to look for framed objects. There are a few others around her room on in the white stripe.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby room">baby room</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby room"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby room.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/horizontal stripes">horizontal stripes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/horizontal stripes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/horizontal stripes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/paint stripes">paint stripes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/paint stripes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/paint stripes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2374515657/" title="Baby's Room Year 4"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2046/2374515657_a5d18c33da.jpg"   alt="Baby's Room Year 4" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Maggie just turned 3 but we are heading into year 4 of this room with its horizontal stripes.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
The design has maintained its contemporary style and aged with Maggie as she has gotten older, acquired more furniture and added more of her personality to the room.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Some of you might remember when we originally painted the room (photo <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/lg_baby_room.jpg">www.croncast.com/images/lg_baby_room.jpg</a> ) and how I claimed I would never paint horizontal stripes like this again. Well, after looking at the results I have changed my mind. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
The look works and it makes it easy for the eye to understand where to look for framed objects. There are a few others around her room on in the white stripe.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby room">baby room</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby room"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby room.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/horizontal stripes">horizontal stripes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/horizontal stripes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/horizontal stripes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/paint stripes">paint stripes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/paint stripes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/paint stripes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:28:13 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1556</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

Maggie just turned 3 but we are heading into year 4 of this room with its horizontal stripes.

The design has maintained its contemporary style and aged with Maggie as she has gotten older, acquired more furniture and added more of her personality to the room.

Some of you might remember when we originally painted the room (photo</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>baby room, horizontal stripes, paint stripes, maggie, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Maggers and the Dogalope</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1552/Maggers-and-the-Dogalope_dogalope_goat.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2370586763/" title="Maggers and the Dogalope"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2370586763_f3bc6def36.jpg"   alt="Maggers and the Dogalope" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Asked to post this while I lay on the couch. Betsy snapped this shot of Maggie and Zeus a few minutes ago.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I am thinking that Betsy will be trying to pass Zues off as a dogalope soon so that she can get that goat from GRoAN (Goat Rescue of America North).<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
A dogalope would cement her as crazy and they would give her 50 goats.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dogalope">dogalope</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dogalope"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dogalope.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goat">goat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goats">goats</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goats"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goats.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/zues">zues</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/zues"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/zues.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2370586763/" title="Maggers and the Dogalope"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2370586763_f3bc6def36.jpg"   alt="Maggers and the Dogalope" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Asked to post this while I lay on the couch. Betsy snapped this shot of Maggie and Zeus a few minutes ago.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I am thinking that Betsy will be trying to pass Zues off as a dogalope soon so that she can get that goat from GRoAN (Goat Rescue of America North).<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
A dogalope would cement her as crazy and they would give her 50 goats.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dogalope">dogalope</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dogalope"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dogalope.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goat">goat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goats">goats</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goats"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goats.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/zues">zues</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/zues"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/zues.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:22:42 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1552</guid>

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Asked to post this while I lay on the couch. Betsy snapped this shot of Maggie and Zeus a few minutes ago.

I am thinking that Betsy will be trying to pass Zues off as a dogalope soon so that she can get that goat from GRoAN (Goat Rescue of America North).

A dogalope would cement her as crazy and they would give her 50 goats.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>dogalope, goat, betsy, goats, zues</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 23: Omniscient Nerd, Void Your Warranty, Ferocity</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1511/Season-19-Ep-23:-Omniscient-Nerd-Void-Your-Warranty-Ferocity_smart-phone_Verizon.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1511/cks-2008-03-21.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-03-21" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1511/cks-2008-03-21.mp3">Croncast - 2008-03-21.mp3</a><br>
Show: #470<br />
  Length: 15:41<br>
  Size: 10.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1511/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-21.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
We keeps it short today<br>
Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever<br>
It's one half of a show<br>
So I was at Goodwill<br>
What story you tell doesn't start this way?<br>
My pockets were loaded<br>
I don't trust my purse<br>
You shouldn't<br>
We haven't told the story of your purse being stolen yet?<br>
Nope <br>
Another day<br>
Not to be disgusting<br>
Sure<br>
I had to go to the bathroom and leave my cart outside the door<br>
I pulled up my pants with ferocity<br>
As soon as I left my pockets felt lighter<br>
Oh, Baby<br>
I go back in and my cell phone is in the toilet<br>
Multi-use public toilet<br>
I had to decide which hand to stick into the toilet<br>
Baby, I gotta tell ya<br>
You should have just left it<br>
Goodwill urine water would do it<br>
You could have sold it with your personal information<br>
What are they going to steal? Your skype number?<br>
This person could use more friends<br>
Lists of potential friends<br>
I love the idea<br>
How much is a list of friends from a cell phone found in a toilet at Goodwill?<br>
You're right<br>
Kris, I need you to get me a new phone<br>
I want a penny phone<br>
Cheap flip phone?<br>
Cell phones say a lot about people<br>
It's like getting out of prison and wearing the same clothes from 20 years ago<br>
I want a phone that I can dial and drive<br>
If you hit the shift key you can dial numbers<br>
It isn't a smart phone<br>
They call that insurance fraud<br>
I gotta hit the red dot<br>
Sure, if you crack the head open you will void the warranty<br>
It's funny you say that<br>
Two months ago I had brain surgery<br>
I felt like I was an inch tall<br>
Omniscient nerd
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smart phone">smart phone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smart phone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smart phone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Verizon">Verizon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Verizon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Verizon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/voided warranty">voided warranty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/voided warranty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/voided warranty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Omniscient nerd">Omniscient nerd</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Omniscient nerd"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Omniscient nerd.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1511/cks-2008-03-21.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-03-21" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1511/cks-2008-03-21.mp3">Croncast - 2008-03-21.mp3</a><br>
Show: #470<br />
  Length: 15:41<br>
  Size: 10.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1511/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-21.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
We keeps it short today<br>
Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever<br>
It's one half of a show<br>
So I was at Goodwill<br>
What story you tell doesn't start this way?<br>
My pockets were loaded<br>
I don't trust my purse<br>
You shouldn't<br>
We haven't told the story of your purse being stolen yet?<br>
Nope <br>
Another day<br>
Not to be disgusting<br>
Sure<br>
I had to go to the bathroom and leave my cart outside the door<br>
I pulled up my pants with ferocity<br>
As soon as I left my pockets felt lighter<br>
Oh, Baby<br>
I go back in and my cell phone is in the toilet<br>
Multi-use public toilet<br>
I had to decide which hand to stick into the toilet<br>
Baby, I gotta tell ya<br>
You should have just left it<br>
Goodwill urine water would do it<br>
You could have sold it with your personal information<br>
What are they going to steal? Your skype number?<br>
This person could use more friends<br>
Lists of potential friends<br>
I love the idea<br>
How much is a list of friends from a cell phone found in a toilet at Goodwill?<br>
You're right<br>
Kris, I need you to get me a new phone<br>
I want a penny phone<br>
Cheap flip phone?<br>
Cell phones say a lot about people<br>
It's like getting out of prison and wearing the same clothes from 20 years ago<br>
I want a phone that I can dial and drive<br>
If you hit the shift key you can dial numbers<br>
It isn't a smart phone<br>
They call that insurance fraud<br>
I gotta hit the red dot<br>
Sure, if you crack the head open you will void the warranty<br>
It's funny you say that<br>
Two months ago I had brain surgery<br>
I felt like I was an inch tall<br>
Omniscient nerd
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smart phone">smart phone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smart phone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smart phone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Verizon">Verizon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Verizon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Verizon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/voided warranty">voided warranty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/voided warranty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/voided warranty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Omniscient nerd">Omniscient nerd</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Omniscient nerd"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Omniscient nerd.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:42:29 -0400</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>15:41</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1511</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-03-21.mp3
Show: #470
  Length: 15:41
  Size: 10.8mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
We keeps it short today
Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever
It&#039;s one half of a show
So I was at Goodwill
What story you tell doesn&#039;t start this way?
My pockets were loaded
I don&#039;t</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>smart phone, Verizon, voided warranty, Omniscient nerd, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Maggers and the dude</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1470/Maggers-and-the-dude_missing_camera.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2332179080/" title="Maggers and the dude"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/2332179080_2af6066b97.jpg"   alt="Maggers and the dude" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Maggie, aka Gigi, hanging with her favorite of the dogs, Zeus.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Camera is missing anti-green eye flash.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/missing">missing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/missing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/missing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera">camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/anti">anti</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/anti"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/anti.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/green">green</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/green"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/green.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flash">flash</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flash"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flash.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2332179080/" title="Maggers and the dude"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/2332179080_2af6066b97.jpg"   alt="Maggers and the dude" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Maggie, aka Gigi, hanging with her favorite of the dogs, Zeus.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Camera is missing anti-green eye flash.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/missing">missing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/missing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/missing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera">camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/anti">anti</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/anti"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/anti.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/green">green</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/green"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/green.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flash">flash</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flash"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flash.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:33:44 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1470</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>


Maggie, aka Gigi, hanging with her favorite of the dogs, Zeus.

Camera is missing anti-green eye flash.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>missing, camera, anti, green, flash</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title> late show today (again) - via twitter</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1337/-late-show-today-(again)---via-twitter_late_podcast.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[sorry everyone but today's show will be a little late. betsy had to register maggie for school. it is recorded.<br><br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/late">late</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/late"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/late.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/podcast">podcast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/podcast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/podcast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[sorry everyone but today's show will be a little late. betsy had to register maggie for school. it is recorded.<br><br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/late">late</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/late"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/late.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/podcast">podcast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/podcast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/podcast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:31:09 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1337</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>sorry everyone but today&#039;s show will be a little late. betsy had to register maggie for school. it is recorded.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>late, podcast, , , </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 10: Rough Stop, Danger Here, Mongoose Chow</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1328/Season-19-Ep-10:-Rough-Stop-Danger-Here-Mongoose-Chow_mongoose_Lincoln-Park-Zoo.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #456<br />
  Length: 25:57<br>
  Size: 17.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1328/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><Br><br>
<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcast/1R2toZAi1zFRUj"><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/new_show.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<b>Really short show notes today</b><br>
<br>
Old school send email intro piece<br>
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor<br>
Feeding mongoose baby ducks<br>
Yes, we shouldn't have entered the bathroom<br>
A huge chunk of snow hit him on the head<br>
Maggie stopped her fall with her face<br>
No I didn't say take her to the emergency room<br>
Yes you did, like 10 times<br>
You'll do anything for a trip to the emergency room<br>
You grew up in there <br>


<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
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<b>Really short show notes today</b><br>
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Old school send email intro piece<br>
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor<br>
Feeding mongoose baby ducks<br>
Yes, we shouldn't have entered the bathroom<br>
A huge chunk of snow hit him on the head<br>
Maggie stopped her fall with her face<br>
No I didn't say take her to the emergency room<br>
Yes you did, like 10 times<br>
You'll do anything for a trip to the emergency room<br>
You grew up in there <br>


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<p>Elliot got cracked on his head by falling snow and ice from a pavillion that he was walking under.<br border=0 />
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More embarrassed than any other emotion he laughed it off. If only we could have predicted Maggie's face plant a bit later from this falling snow omen ;-).</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/falling">falling</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/falling"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/falling.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/snow">snow</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/snow"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/snow.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/predicted">predicted</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/predicted"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/predicted.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/laughed">laughed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/laughed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/laughed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>Elliot got cracked on his head by falling snow and ice from a pavillion that he was walking under.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
More embarrassed than any other emotion he laughed it off. If only we could have predicted Maggie's face plant a bit later from this falling snow omen ;-).</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/falling">falling</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/falling"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/falling.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/snow">snow</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/snow"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/snow.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/predicted">predicted</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/predicted"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/predicted.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/laughed">laughed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/laughed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/laughed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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Elliot got cracked on his head by falling snow and ice from a pavillion that he was walking under.

More embarrassed than any other emotion he laughed it off. If only we could have predicted Maggie&#039;s face plant a bit later from this falling snow omen ;-).</itunes:summary>
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