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      <title>maggie | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for maggie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  <copyright>Palegroove Studios 2004-2008</copyright>
	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for maggie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for maggie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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 		<description>This is the keyword feed for maggie. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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			<itunes:name>Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:name>
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         <title>more flowers</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1817/more-flowers_flowers_think.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2562498813/" title="more flowers"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2562498813_84f80b4d35.jpg"   alt="more flowers" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie looked for flowers on our entire walk this weekend.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
think it had something to do with the dress?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flowers">flowers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flowers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flowers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/think">think</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/think"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/think.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dress">dress</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dress"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dress.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/weekend">weekend</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/weekend"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/weekend.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/walk">walk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/walk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/walk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2562498813/" title="more flowers"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3192/2562498813_84f80b4d35.jpg"   alt="more flowers" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie looked for flowers on our entire walk this weekend.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
think it had something to do with the dress?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flowers">flowers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flowers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flowers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/think">think</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/think"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/think.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dress">dress</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dress"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dress.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/weekend">weekend</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/weekend"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/weekend.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/walk">walk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/walk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/walk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:47:04 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1817</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>


maggie looked for flowers on our entire walk this weekend.

think it had something to do with the dress?</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>flowers, think, dress, weekend, walk</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>don't question it, people! i am your overlord.</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1805/dont-question-it-people!-i-am-your-overlord_smile_refusing.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2552629234/" title="don't question it, people! i am your overlord."><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2552629234_ed43d61109.jpg"   alt="don't question it, people! i am your overlord." border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie was keeping it very real today by asking for her picture to be taken and then refusing to smile for me.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
one thing is for sure, if you take lots of shots one of them will turn out.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smile">smile</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smile"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smile.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/refusing">refusing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/refusing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/refusing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sure">sure</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sure"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sure.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shots">shots</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shots"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shots.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/turn">turn</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/turn"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/turn.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2552629234/" title="don't question it, people! i am your overlord."><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2552629234_ed43d61109.jpg"   alt="don't question it, people! i am your overlord." border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie was keeping it very real today by asking for her picture to be taken and then refusing to smile for me.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
one thing is for sure, if you take lots of shots one of them will turn out.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smile">smile</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smile"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smile.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/refusing">refusing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/refusing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/refusing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sure">sure</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sure"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sure.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shots">shots</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shots"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shots.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/turn">turn</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/turn"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/turn.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 19:59:22 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1805</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>


maggie was keeping it very real today by asking for her picture to be taken and then refusing to smile for me.

one thing is for sure, if you take lots of shots one of them will turn out.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>smile, refusing, sure, shots, turn</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>senor bubble maker</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1778/senor-bubble-maker_making_street.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2525846552/" title="senor bubble maker"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2525846552_38ff5a5b7b.jpg"   alt="senor bubble maker" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>elliot and maggie had a blast playing in the street and making these bubbles.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
the people that were sitting down wind, not so much.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/making">making</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/making"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/making.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/street">street</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/street"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/street.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bubbles">bubbles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bubbles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bubbles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sitting">sitting</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sitting"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sitting.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wind">wind</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wind"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wind.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2525846552/" title="senor bubble maker"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2380/2525846552_38ff5a5b7b.jpg"   alt="senor bubble maker" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>elliot and maggie had a blast playing in the street and making these bubbles.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
the people that were sitting down wind, not so much.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/making">making</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/making"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/making.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/street">street</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/street"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/street.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bubbles">bubbles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bubbles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bubbles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sitting">sitting</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sitting"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sitting.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wind">wind</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wind"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wind.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 16:09:29 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1778</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>


elliot and maggie had a blast playing in the street and making these bubbles.

the people that were sitting down wind, not so much.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>making, street, bubbles, sitting, wind</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 15: Dumpster Golf, Penny Drop, Fancy Hood</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1730/Season-20-Ep-15:-Dumpster-Golf-Penny-Drop-Fancy-Hood_Titleist_gold-club.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-12" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3</a><br>
Show: #490<br />
  Length: 19.6<br>
  Size: 28:32 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1730/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-05-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
Betsy likes the amens to her sermons<br>
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn<br>
We are way more boring than the show<br>
The picture in her head of you was repulsive<br>
Good thing she didn't see a real picture<br>
I despise this time of year the most<br>
Why?<br>
The grass grows<br>
I hate the mowing<br>
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights<br>
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood<br>
I have been honing my skills without you<br>
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox<br>
Not the Billy Squire stroke<br>
A body bag full of bubble wrap<br>
A body bag?<br>
I tried to do a Penny Drop<br>
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics<br>
Tetanus shot for junking license<br>
I had to have the bubble wrap<br>
So I went to Goodwill <br>
Fast like a bunny<br>
I bought a Titleist<br>
Golf club<br>
We playing gold today mommy?<br>
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf<br>
Your Titleist for dumpster diving<br>
Your like a gorilla in the mist<br>
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor<br>
Mine were smarter and more motivated<br>
Now, I bring home the bananas<br>
It's all about who brings home the bacon<br>
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster<br>
We found your wife, sir.<br>
Behind what store?<br>
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker<br>
It is a services<br>
I'm not going to mess with these women<br>
They are serious<br>
Treating things better<br>
Betsy flattens a tire on my car<br>
I'm driving slow on your rim<br>
You were right next to the car dealership<br>
Why didn't you just go there?<br>
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him<br>
Sorry to be so vaginal<br>
I just gave up<br>
Why is he trying to change the tire?<br>
Does he know how to change a tire?<br>
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood<br>
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Titleist">Titleist</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Titleist"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Titleist.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gold club">gold club</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gold club"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gold club.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the bacon">the bacon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the bacon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the bacon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/penny drop">penny drop</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/penny drop"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/penny drop.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gymnastics">gymnastics</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gymnastics"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gymnastics.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-05-12" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1730/cks-2008-05-12.mp3">Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3</a><br>
Show: #490<br />
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<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
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Betsy likes the amens to her sermons<br>
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn<br>
We are way more boring than the show<br>
The picture in her head of you was repulsive<br>
Good thing she didn't see a real picture<br>
I despise this time of year the most<br>
Why?<br>
The grass grows<br>
I hate the mowing<br>
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights<br>
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood<br>
I have been honing my skills without you<br>
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox<br>
Not the Billy Squire stroke<br>
A body bag full of bubble wrap<br>
A body bag?<br>
I tried to do a Penny Drop<br>
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics<br>
Tetanus shot for junking license<br>
I had to have the bubble wrap<br>
So I went to Goodwill <br>
Fast like a bunny<br>
I bought a Titleist<br>
Golf club<br>
We playing gold today mommy?<br>
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf<br>
Your Titleist for dumpster diving<br>
Your like a gorilla in the mist<br>
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor<br>
Mine were smarter and more motivated<br>
Now, I bring home the bananas<br>
It's all about who brings home the bacon<br>
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster<br>
We found your wife, sir.<br>
Behind what store?<br>
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker<br>
It is a services<br>
I'm not going to mess with these women<br>
They are serious<br>
Treating things better<br>
Betsy flattens a tire on my car<br>
I'm driving slow on your rim<br>
You were right next to the car dealership<br>
Why didn't you just go there?<br>
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him<br>
Sorry to be so vaginal<br>
I just gave up<br>
Why is he trying to change the tire?<br>
Does he know how to change a tire?<br>
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood<br>
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too
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         <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 13:54:32 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3
Show: #490
  Length: 19.6
  Size: 28:32 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy likes the amens to her</itunes:summary>
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         <title>in the wind</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1729/in-the-wind_car-seat_maggie.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2478787219/" title="in the wind"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2069/2478787219_c109072b08.jpg"   alt="in the wind" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie keeps it real, real fun over the weekend.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/car seat">car seat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/car seat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/car seat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/fun">fun</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fun"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/fun.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/weekend">weekend</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/weekend"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/weekend.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2478787219/" title="in the wind"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2069/2478787219_c109072b08.jpg"   alt="in the wind" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie keeps it real, real fun over the weekend.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/car seat">car seat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/car seat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/car seat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/fun">fun</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/fun"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/fun.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/weekend">weekend</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/weekend"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/weekend.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 08:38:34 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1729</guid>

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maggie keeps it real, real fun over the weekend.</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>car seat, maggie, fun, weekend, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>please, no</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1677/please-no_elliot_bit.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2447176441/" title="please, no"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2447176441_772e862cb3.jpg"   alt="please, no" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>from lunch yesterday, maggie was in no mood to smile. elliot, however, was a bit of a prankster.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot">elliot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bit">bit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/prankster">prankster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/prankster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/prankster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smile">smile</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smile"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smile.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mood">mood</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mood"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mood.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2447176441/" title="please, no"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3035/2447176441_772e862cb3.jpg"   alt="please, no" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>from lunch yesterday, maggie was in no mood to smile. elliot, however, was a bit of a prankster.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot">elliot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bit">bit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/prankster">prankster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/prankster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/prankster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smile">smile</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smile"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smile.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mood">mood</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mood"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mood.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:33:13 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1677</guid>

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from lunch yesterday, maggie was in no mood to smile. elliot, however, was a bit of a prankster.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 8: Husband in the Bubble, Carbon Dioxide Vampires, Nock</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1646/Season-20-Ep-8:-Husband-in-the-Bubble-Carbon-Dioxide-Vampires-Nock_Longaberger_suffering-pandas.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1646/cks-2008-04-21.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-04-21" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1646/cks-2008-04-21.mp3">Croncast - 2008-04-21.mp3</a><br>
Show: #483<br />
  Length: 38:15<br>
  Size: 26.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1646/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-04-21.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<b>Special note:</b> Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at <a href="http://houseofshields.com/">House of Shields</a> 39 New Montgomery St., Time:  6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!
<br><br>
One day to Earth Day<br>
Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days<br>
He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas<br>
Which was causing them not to have babies<br>
He asked me if I knew what trees were<br>
He's so much like his mom<br>
He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires"<br>
I told him that would be a great band name<br>
He didn't get it<br>
Two worlds collided<br>
You bought this badminton set at Goodwill<br>
At a garage sale<br>
Well, it came from out of the house<br>
Husband in a bubble<br>
Whatever you had taught him was wrong<br>
Proper badminton form<br>
Let me show you<br>
What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school?<br>
I can't believe you tried to describe this<br>
What the hell are you talking about?<br>
Your boy cannot do overheard<br>
Oh, baby<br>
I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills<br>
It's good he's not you, Kris<br>
He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him<br>
You're a like a lion in the grass<br>
Look at that birdie fly<br>
He can't hit it back and forth<br>
I wanted to work with him<br>
And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you<br>
You are a weird nerd jock hybrid<br>
You're a NOCK<br>
He'll have flash backs<br>
Badminton is where business gets done<br>
Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes<br>
Don't send the hate mail<br>
I get it<br>
I need to engage with him on another level<br>
He's going through a growth spurt<br>
He's 7 asking if the weather is changing<br>
Sensitive to barometric pressure<br>
Taking the kids to lunch<br>
Ted's Montana Grill<br>
Ted's Buffalo Hut<br>
There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming<br>
What are you saying? Twice as much methane<br>
Maggie is all about it<br>
Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut<br>
Looks left and says, I just want Subway<br>
"I won't get a bag of chips with my burger"<br>
Wanted to do something a bit special<br>
He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway."<br>
Half the time he is working on bits<br>
What's 10 minus 8?<br>
I think you owe me $2, Mom<br>
I get to the foreclosure/divorce house<br>
Ring the door bell<br>
The laundry basket was longaberger<br>
It was like you designed the house<br>
There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom<br>
He wanted $1,800 for it<br>
Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it."<br>
They make excellent copies of this at Menards<br>
Then, Mr B, there it was<br>
I became the sucker<br>
Do you like the table?<br>
It happens<br>
How much do you want for the table?<br>
Well . . . <br>
I paid $12,000 for it<br>
This is a garage sale<br>
The table turned to fire when he told $2,300<br>
Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder<br>
It was so McMansion<br>
It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out<br>
Same outfit as yesterday<br>
Because he is single now
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One day to Earth Day<br>
Elliot has been telling me about the poor suffering pandas for ten days<br>
He was telling me the acid rain was burning the pandas<br>
Which was causing them not to have babies<br>
He asked me if I knew what trees were<br>
He's so much like his mom<br>
He says, "Trees are carbon dioxide vampires"<br>
I told him that would be a great band name<br>
He didn't get it<br>
Two worlds collided<br>
You bought this badminton set at Goodwill<br>
At a garage sale<br>
Well, it came from out of the house<br>
Husband in a bubble<br>
Whatever you had taught him was wrong<br>
Proper badminton form<br>
Let me show you<br>
What? What you learned at La Moille badminton school?<br>
I can't believe you tried to describe this<br>
What the hell are you talking about?<br>
Your boy cannot do overheard<br>
Oh, baby<br>
I won't even listen to you and your un-athletic skills<br>
It's good he's not you, Kris<br>
He just doesn't get it as I am trying to help him<br>
You're a like a lion in the grass<br>
Look at that birdie fly<br>
He can't hit it back and forth<br>
I wanted to work with him<br>
And you wonder why he doesn't want to play with you<br>
You are a weird nerd jock hybrid<br>
You're a NOCK<br>
He'll have flash backs<br>
Badminton is where business gets done<br>
Watching his badminton future crumbles before my eyes<br>
Don't send the hate mail<br>
I get it<br>
I need to engage with him on another level<br>
He's going through a growth spurt<br>
He's 7 asking if the weather is changing<br>
Sensitive to barometric pressure<br>
Taking the kids to lunch<br>
Ted's Montana Grill<br>
Ted's Buffalo Hut<br>
There is nothing more environmentally friendly than buffalo farming<br>
What are you saying? Twice as much methane<br>
Maggie is all about it<br>
Elliot looks at Ted's Bison Hut<br>
Looks left and says, I just want Subway<br>
"I won't get a bag of chips with my burger"<br>
Wanted to do something a bit special<br>
He says, "Dad, I don't like fancy. I like Goodwill and Subway."<br>
Half the time he is working on bits<br>
What's 10 minus 8?<br>
I think you owe me $2, Mom<br>
I get to the foreclosure/divorce house<br>
Ring the door bell<br>
The laundry basket was longaberger<br>
It was like you designed the house<br>
There was a beautiful chandelier in his bathroom<br>
He wanted $1,800 for it<br>
Then he says, "I paid $23,000 for it."<br>
They make excellent copies of this at Menards<br>
Then, Mr B, there it was<br>
I became the sucker<br>
Do you like the table?<br>
It happens<br>
How much do you want for the table?<br>
Well . . . <br>
I paid $12,000 for it<br>
This is a garage sale<br>
The table turned to fire when he told $2,300<br>
Can you grab me something out of that crystal wine in the box holder<br>
It was so McMansion<br>
It was like he was trying to get on Cribs and it didn't work out<br>
Same outfit as yesterday<br>
Because he is single now
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  Length: 38:15
  Size: 26.3 mb
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One day to Earth Day
Elliot has</itunes:summary>
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<p>maggie was starting the magic wind down hour before bed and asked for a snack. i thought i couldn't go wrong with whole wheat toast and butter.<br border=0 />
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as the pic shows you can go wrong. <br border=0 />
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after butter maggie asked for jam politely and promptly received it. betsy came home and i helped her at front door. i cam back this this plate with ketchup added.<br border=0 />
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there is no doubt . . . she is betsy's daughter.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/toaster">toaster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/toaster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/toaster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ketchup toast">ketchup toast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ketchup toast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ketchup toast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy smith">betsy smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bed time">bed time</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bed time"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bed time.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2409005188/" title="delicious bed time snack"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2409005188_5b0b8a32a9.jpg"   alt="delicious bed time snack" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>maggie was starting the magic wind down hour before bed and asked for a snack. i thought i couldn't go wrong with whole wheat toast and butter.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
as the pic shows you can go wrong. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
after butter maggie asked for jam politely and promptly received it. betsy came home and i helped her at front door. i cam back this this plate with ketchup added.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
there is no doubt . . . she is betsy's daughter.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/toaster">toaster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/toaster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/toaster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/ketchup toast">ketchup toast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/ketchup toast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/ketchup toast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy smith">betsy smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bed time">bed time</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bed time"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bed time.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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maggie was starting the magic wind down hour before bed and asked for a snack. i thought i couldn&#039;t go wrong with whole wheat toast and butter.

as the pic shows you can go wrong. 

after butter maggie asked for jam politely and promptly received it. betsy came home and i helped her at front door. i cam back this this plate with</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Maggie's haul</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1611/Maggies-haul_download_quicktime.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
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<p>right now this betta is try to kill my fingers.<br border=0 />
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<p>right now this betta is try to kill my fingers.<br border=0 />
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right now this betta is try to kill my fingers.

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         <title>Mad Crazy Static</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1592/Mad-Crazy-Static_naperville_riverwalk.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2392333847/" title="Mad Crazy Static"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2059/2392333847_ab98973fd8.jpg"   alt="Mad Crazy Static" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Took the kids to breakfast and then the riverwalk this morning.<br border=0 />
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Maggie wanted to see the ducks and Elliot wanted the park. Got them to agree that both were good.<br border=0 />
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I do have to say that it is quite a disappointment that the busiest portion of the riverwalk with be under construction for the entire summer.<br border=0 />
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I'm not really sure what the city parks people were thinking with this. It is going to hurt the businesses that are in that area as well as the amount of people that come to festivals that are held in that exact spot.<br border=0 />
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And since I have my gripe on, it also appears that for the remainder of the riverwalk they have removed about a third of the trees and nearly all of the other foliage that lines the banks of the river. Elliot pointed out that this year it looks "gross" and "dirty". Just blows my mind that a city would muck up their prime summer attraction.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/naperville">naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/riverwalk">riverwalk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/riverwalk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/riverwalk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/summer">summer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/summer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/summer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rennovations 2008">rennovations 2008</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rennovations 2008"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rennovations 2008.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2392333847/" title="Mad Crazy Static"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2059/2392333847_ab98973fd8.jpg"   alt="Mad Crazy Static" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Took the kids to breakfast and then the riverwalk this morning.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Maggie wanted to see the ducks and Elliot wanted the park. Got them to agree that both were good.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I do have to say that it is quite a disappointment that the busiest portion of the riverwalk with be under construction for the entire summer.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I'm not really sure what the city parks people were thinking with this. It is going to hurt the businesses that are in that area as well as the amount of people that come to festivals that are held in that exact spot.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
And since I have my gripe on, it also appears that for the remainder of the riverwalk they have removed about a third of the trees and nearly all of the other foliage that lines the banks of the river. Elliot pointed out that this year it looks "gross" and "dirty". Just blows my mind that a city would muck up their prime summer attraction.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/naperville">naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/riverwalk">riverwalk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/riverwalk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/riverwalk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/summer">summer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/summer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/summer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rennovations 2008">rennovations 2008</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rennovations 2008"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rennovations 2008.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:50:28 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1592</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

Took the kids to breakfast and then the riverwalk this morning.

Maggie wanted to see the ducks and Elliot wanted the park. Got them to agree that both were good.

I do have to say that it is quite a disappointment that the busiest portion of the riverwalk with be under construction for the entire summer.

I&#039;m not really sure what</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>naperville, riverwalk, summer, rennovations 2008, </itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>I C U</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1584/I-C-U_pass_backwards.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2388782474/" title="I C U"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2388782474_2c0cbe1dbf.jpg"   alt="I C U" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>This shot is for Maggie. Baby if you ever question how you asked to be pushed on a swing . . . it was backwards.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
But who could pass up such a cute face!</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pass">pass</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pass"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pass.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/backwards">backwards</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/backwards"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/backwards.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/such">such</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/such"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/such.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cute">cute</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cute"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cute.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/face">face</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/face"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/face.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2388782474/" title="I C U"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2388782474_2c0cbe1dbf.jpg"   alt="I C U" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>This shot is for Maggie. Baby if you ever question how you asked to be pushed on a swing . . . it was backwards.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
But who could pass up such a cute face!</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pass">pass</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pass"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pass.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/backwards">backwards</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/backwards"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/backwards.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/such">such</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/such"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/such.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cute">cute</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cute"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cute.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/face">face</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/face"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/face.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 21:12:00 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1584</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

This shot is for Maggie. Baby if you ever question how you asked to be pushed on a swing . . . it was backwards.

But who could pass up such a cute face!</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>pass, backwards, such, cute, face</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Baby's Room Year 4</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1556/Babys-Room-Year-4_baby-room_horizontal-stripes.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2374515657/" title="Baby's Room Year 4"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2046/2374515657_a5d18c33da.jpg"   alt="Baby's Room Year 4" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Maggie just turned 3 but we are heading into year 4 of this room with its horizontal stripes.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
The design has maintained its contemporary style and aged with Maggie as she has gotten older, acquired more furniture and added more of her personality to the room.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Some of you might remember when we originally painted the room (photo <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/lg_baby_room.jpg">www.croncast.com/images/lg_baby_room.jpg</a> ) and how I claimed I would never paint horizontal stripes like this again. Well, after looking at the results I have changed my mind. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
The look works and it makes it easy for the eye to understand where to look for framed objects. There are a few others around her room on in the white stripe.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby room">baby room</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby room"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby room.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/horizontal stripes">horizontal stripes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/horizontal stripes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/horizontal stripes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/paint stripes">paint stripes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/paint stripes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/paint stripes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2374515657/" title="Baby's Room Year 4"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2046/2374515657_a5d18c33da.jpg"   alt="Baby's Room Year 4" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Maggie just turned 3 but we are heading into year 4 of this room with its horizontal stripes.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
The design has maintained its contemporary style and aged with Maggie as she has gotten older, acquired more furniture and added more of her personality to the room.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Some of you might remember when we originally painted the room (photo <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/lg_baby_room.jpg">www.croncast.com/images/lg_baby_room.jpg</a> ) and how I claimed I would never paint horizontal stripes like this again. Well, after looking at the results I have changed my mind. <br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
The look works and it makes it easy for the eye to understand where to look for framed objects. There are a few others around her room on in the white stripe.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby room">baby room</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby room"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby room.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/horizontal stripes">horizontal stripes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/horizontal stripes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/horizontal stripes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/paint stripes">paint stripes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/paint stripes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/paint stripes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:28:13 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1556</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

Maggie just turned 3 but we are heading into year 4 of this room with its horizontal stripes.

The design has maintained its contemporary style and aged with Maggie as she has gotten older, acquired more furniture and added more of her personality to the room.

Some of you might remember when we originally painted the room (photo</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>baby room, horizontal stripes, paint stripes, maggie, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Maggers and the Dogalope</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1552/Maggers-and-the-Dogalope_dogalope_goat.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2370586763/" title="Maggers and the Dogalope"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2370586763_f3bc6def36.jpg"   alt="Maggers and the Dogalope" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Asked to post this while I lay on the couch. Betsy snapped this shot of Maggie and Zeus a few minutes ago.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I am thinking that Betsy will be trying to pass Zues off as a dogalope soon so that she can get that goat from GRoAN (Goat Rescue of America North).<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
A dogalope would cement her as crazy and they would give her 50 goats.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dogalope">dogalope</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dogalope"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dogalope.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goat">goat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goats">goats</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goats"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goats.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/zues">zues</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/zues"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/zues.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2370586763/" title="Maggers and the Dogalope"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2370586763_f3bc6def36.jpg"   alt="Maggers and the Dogalope" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Asked to post this while I lay on the couch. Betsy snapped this shot of Maggie and Zeus a few minutes ago.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
I am thinking that Betsy will be trying to pass Zues off as a dogalope soon so that she can get that goat from GRoAN (Goat Rescue of America North).<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
A dogalope would cement her as crazy and they would give her 50 goats.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dogalope">dogalope</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dogalope"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dogalope.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goat">goat</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goat"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goat.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/betsy">betsy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/betsy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/betsy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/goats">goats</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/goats"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/goats.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/zues">zues</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/zues"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/zues.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:22:42 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1552</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>


Asked to post this while I lay on the couch. Betsy snapped this shot of Maggie and Zeus a few minutes ago.

I am thinking that Betsy will be trying to pass Zues off as a dogalope soon so that she can get that goat from GRoAN (Goat Rescue of America North).

A dogalope would cement her as crazy and they would give her 50 goats.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>dogalope, goat, betsy, goats, zues</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 23: Omniscient Nerd, Void Your Warranty, Ferocity</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1511/Season-19-Ep-23:-Omniscient-Nerd-Void-Your-Warranty-Ferocity_smart-phone_Verizon.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1511/cks-2008-03-21.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-03-21" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1511/cks-2008-03-21.mp3">Croncast - 2008-03-21.mp3</a><br>
Show: #470<br />
  Length: 15:41<br>
  Size: 10.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1511/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-21.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
We keeps it short today<br>
Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever<br>
It's one half of a show<br>
So I was at Goodwill<br>
What story you tell doesn't start this way?<br>
My pockets were loaded<br>
I don't trust my purse<br>
You shouldn't<br>
We haven't told the story of your purse being stolen yet?<br>
Nope <br>
Another day<br>
Not to be disgusting<br>
Sure<br>
I had to go to the bathroom and leave my cart outside the door<br>
I pulled up my pants with ferocity<br>
As soon as I left my pockets felt lighter<br>
Oh, Baby<br>
I go back in and my cell phone is in the toilet<br>
Multi-use public toilet<br>
I had to decide which hand to stick into the toilet<br>
Baby, I gotta tell ya<br>
You should have just left it<br>
Goodwill urine water would do it<br>
You could have sold it with your personal information<br>
What are they going to steal? Your skype number?<br>
This person could use more friends<br>
Lists of potential friends<br>
I love the idea<br>
How much is a list of friends from a cell phone found in a toilet at Goodwill?<br>
You're right<br>
Kris, I need you to get me a new phone<br>
I want a penny phone<br>
Cheap flip phone?<br>
Cell phones say a lot about people<br>
It's like getting out of prison and wearing the same clothes from 20 years ago<br>
I want a phone that I can dial and drive<br>
If you hit the shift key you can dial numbers<br>
It isn't a smart phone<br>
They call that insurance fraud<br>
I gotta hit the red dot<br>
Sure, if you crack the head open you will void the warranty<br>
It's funny you say that<br>
Two months ago I had brain surgery<br>
I felt like I was an inch tall<br>
Omniscient nerd
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
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Show: #470<br />
  Length: 15:41<br>
  Size: 10.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1511/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-21.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
We keeps it short today<br>
Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever<br>
It's one half of a show<br>
So I was at Goodwill<br>
What story you tell doesn't start this way?<br>
My pockets were loaded<br>
I don't trust my purse<br>
You shouldn't<br>
We haven't told the story of your purse being stolen yet?<br>
Nope <br>
Another day<br>
Not to be disgusting<br>
Sure<br>
I had to go to the bathroom and leave my cart outside the door<br>
I pulled up my pants with ferocity<br>
As soon as I left my pockets felt lighter<br>
Oh, Baby<br>
I go back in and my cell phone is in the toilet<br>
Multi-use public toilet<br>
I had to decide which hand to stick into the toilet<br>
Baby, I gotta tell ya<br>
You should have just left it<br>
Goodwill urine water would do it<br>
You could have sold it with your personal information<br>
What are they going to steal? Your skype number?<br>
This person could use more friends<br>
Lists of potential friends<br>
I love the idea<br>
How much is a list of friends from a cell phone found in a toilet at Goodwill?<br>
You're right<br>
Kris, I need you to get me a new phone<br>
I want a penny phone<br>
Cheap flip phone?<br>
Cell phones say a lot about people<br>
It's like getting out of prison and wearing the same clothes from 20 years ago<br>
I want a phone that I can dial and drive<br>
If you hit the shift key you can dial numbers<br>
It isn't a smart phone<br>
They call that insurance fraud<br>
I gotta hit the red dot<br>
Sure, if you crack the head open you will void the warranty<br>
It's funny you say that<br>
Two months ago I had brain surgery<br>
I felt like I was an inch tall<br>
Omniscient nerd
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/smart phone">smart phone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/smart phone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/smart phone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Verizon">Verizon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Verizon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Verizon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/voided warranty">voided warranty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/voided warranty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/voided warranty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Omniscient nerd">Omniscient nerd</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Omniscient nerd"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Omniscient nerd.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 09:42:29 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-03-21.mp3
Show: #470
  Length: 15:41
  Size: 10.8mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
We keeps it short today
Maggie is sick with croup and flu with fever
It&#039;s one half of a show
So I was at Goodwill
What story you tell doesn&#039;t start this way?
My pockets were loaded
I don&#039;t</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>smart phone, Verizon, voided warranty, Omniscient nerd, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Maggers and the dude</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1470/Maggers-and-the-dude_missing_camera.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2332179080/" title="Maggers and the dude"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/2332179080_2af6066b97.jpg"   alt="Maggers and the dude" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Maggie, aka Gigi, hanging with her favorite of the dogs, Zeus.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Camera is missing anti-green eye flash.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/missing">missing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/missing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/missing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera">camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/anti">anti</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/anti"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/anti.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/green">green</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/green"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/green.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flash">flash</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flash"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flash.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2332179080/" title="Maggers and the dude"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2029/2332179080_2af6066b97.jpg"   alt="Maggers and the dude" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Maggie, aka Gigi, hanging with her favorite of the dogs, Zeus.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
Camera is missing anti-green eye flash.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/missing">missing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/missing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/missing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/camera">camera</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/camera"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/camera.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/anti">anti</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/anti"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/anti.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/green">green</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/green"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/green.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flash">flash</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flash"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flash.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 18:33:44 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1470</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>


Maggie, aka Gigi, hanging with her favorite of the dogs, Zeus.

Camera is missing anti-green eye flash.</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>missing, camera, anti, green, flash</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title> late show today (again) - via twitter</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1337/-late-show-today-(again)---via-twitter_late_podcast.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[sorry everyone but today's show will be a little late. betsy had to register maggie for school. it is recorded.<br><br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/late">late</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/late"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/late.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/podcast">podcast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/podcast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/podcast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[sorry everyone but today's show will be a little late. betsy had to register maggie for school. it is recorded.<br><br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/late">late</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/late"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/late.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/podcast">podcast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/podcast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/podcast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 13:31:09 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1337</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>sorry everyone but today&#039;s show will be a little late. betsy had to register maggie for school. it is recorded.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>late, podcast, , , </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 10: Rough Stop, Danger Here, Mongoose Chow</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1328/Season-19-Ep-10:-Rough-Stop-Danger-Here-Mongoose-Chow_mongoose_Lincoln-Park-Zoo.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #456<br />
  Length: 25:57<br>
  Size: 17.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1328/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><Br><br>
<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcast/1R2toZAi1zFRUj"><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/new_show.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<b>Really short show notes today</b><br>
<br>
Old school send email intro piece<br>
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor<br>
Feeding mongoose baby ducks<br>
Yes, we shouldn't have entered the bathroom<br>
A huge chunk of snow hit him on the head<br>
Maggie stopped her fall with her face<br>
No I didn't say take her to the emergency room<br>
Yes you did, like 10 times<br>
You'll do anything for a trip to the emergency room<br>
You grew up in there <br>


<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mongoose">mongoose</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mongoose"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mongoose.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Lincoln Park Zoo">Lincoln Park Zoo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Lincoln Park Zoo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Lincoln Park Zoo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/baby chicks">baby chicks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/baby chicks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/baby chicks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/caution tape">caution tape</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/caution tape"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/caution tape.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hep c">hep c</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hep c"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hep c.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1328/cks-2008-01-28.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #456<br />
  Length: 25:57<br>
  Size: 17.9mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1328/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><Br><br>
<a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcast/1R2toZAi1zFRUj"><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/new_show.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<b>Really short show notes today</b><br>
<br>
Old school send email intro piece<br>
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor<br>
Feeding mongoose baby ducks<br>
Yes, we shouldn't have entered the bathroom<br>
A huge chunk of snow hit him on the head<br>
Maggie stopped her fall with her face<br>
No I didn't say take her to the emergency room<br>
Yes you did, like 10 times<br>
You'll do anything for a trip to the emergency room<br>
You grew up in there <br>


<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/resume_pdf.jpg" border="0"></a>
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Show: #456
  Length: 25:57
  Size: 17.9mb
  Format: mp3

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The Resale Queen Podcast is now here!
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST

Really short show notes today

Old school send email intro piece
You can stare to long at a boa constrictor
Feeding mongoose baby</itunes:summary>
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         <title>On my dome</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1323/On-my-dome_falling_snow.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
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<p>Elliot got cracked on his head by falling snow and ice from a pavillion that he was walking under.<br border=0 />
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More embarrassed than any other emotion he laughed it off. If only we could have predicted Maggie's face plant a bit later from this falling snow omen ;-).</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/falling">falling</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/falling"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/falling.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/snow">snow</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/snow"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/snow.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/predicted">predicted</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/predicted"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/predicted.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/laughed">laughed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/laughed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/laughed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>Elliot got cracked on his head by falling snow and ice from a pavillion that he was walking under.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
More embarrassed than any other emotion he laughed it off. If only we could have predicted Maggie's face plant a bit later from this falling snow omen ;-).</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/falling">falling</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/falling"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/falling.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/snow">snow</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/snow"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/snow.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/maggie">maggie</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/maggie"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/maggie.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/predicted">predicted</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/predicted"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/predicted.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/laughed">laughed</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/laughed"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/laughed.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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Elliot got cracked on his head by falling snow and ice from a pavillion that he was walking under.

More embarrassed than any other emotion he laughed it off. If only we could have predicted Maggie&#039;s face plant a bit later from this falling snow omen ;-).</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 4: Volvo Petting Zoo, Butter Dish, The Wheel</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1305/Season-19-Ep-4:-Volvo-Petting-Zoo-Butter-Dish-The-Wheel_dollhouse_Shih-Tzu.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1305/cks-2008-01-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-01-14 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1305/cks-2008-01-14.mp3">Croncast - 2008-01-14.mp3</a><br>
Show: #450<br />
  Length: 38:50<br>
  Size: 26.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1305/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
New intro music keeps on rolling along<br>
Posts are the items in the site<br>
I think you lost dad at upload<br>
That could be the catch phrase from a nerd movie<br>
"You had me at upload"<br>
Having the love of a nerd is like that of a Golden Retriever<br>
The red in their eyes<br>
Like the bloodhounds<br>
We'll get your's fixed someday<br>
You can get side by side<br>
And then I'll get you plastic surgery, the both of you<br>
We do dis and dis, but not dis<br>
I should have bitten his face<br>
We took the dogs to the groomer<br>
Changing deaf dogs name every three weeks<br>
What does it matter?<br>
You know what happens to 15 dogs right?<br>
Sure, they die<br>
No<br>
The dog is walking around with cancer and a 13th nipple<br>
Dog groomers should know better and look for lumps<br>
The number one thing that gets skipped is the finger in the butt<br>
No one wants to drain a dog<br>
Let fail you<br>
Betsy likens web designers with Goodwill<br>
The two handed dog shave<br>
Like she was swinging a bat<br>
The last time they cut off a mole<br>
It was like a half-dollar size<br>
Don't feed her by hand<br>
She wants to even the score<br>
How many times has this dog been to the pound?<br>
Thirteen times<br>
Mom is nuts when we go to vet or groomer<br>
Sure, your dog is big and he pees on your knees<br>
When we hit the door little deaf dog freaked<br>
I didn't realize she was that aware<br>
Of course she is<br>
Then my mom takes on the trauma of the dog<br>
I know from the Dog Whisperer that is not how to act<br>
The dog wants someone to lead<br>
First of all, she's deaf<br>
I want you to write that in big block letters<br>
She needs to be drained, I can tell<br>
Then she feels guilty for bringing in the dog<br>
I know how this goes<br>
Then my mom will decide to put the dog to sleep<br>
It only has one duty . . . eat what Maggie drops<br>
I swear Shih Tzus were designed to catch spaghetti on their head<br>
Just do what is least invasive<br>
Gonna put in a Jarvik .021?<br>
In six months we'll be Shih Tzu shopping again<br>
Your mom is the Kevorkian of the dog adoption world<br>
I got Wheel of Fortune auditions today!!<br>
I know you are so excited<br>
The sounds you were making when you got the email<br>
If I win money I'm buying a goat<br>
This here is the only petting zoo in the entire nation delivered to you in a Volvo<br>
Designer outlet mall parking lots would never be the same<br>
Two dollars, don't touch my goat<br>
You need to be comfortable<br>
What not to do<br>
I was freaking because I thought from your yell something was happening<br>
Sure, like Maggie went face first into a hot stove<br>
Nope, just The Wheel<br>
Eeyor tells you how to overcome your fear of success PBS special<br>
What happens when Betsy is on and knows it?<br>
You get too over the top . . . just catch yourself and reel it in<br>
Kris, quit with the analogies<br>
I say this as your number one fan<br>
I have been there for every party where you hold court<br>
You'll be fine<br>
Marcus hits my cart<br>
He says, "who the hell are you?"<br>
I ask where the butter dish is at<br>
His reply, "Oooooooo oooooOOOO"<br>
The manager walks up and taps me on the shoulder, "did you see that doll house?"

<br><br>
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Show: #450<br />
  Length: 38:50<br>
  Size: 26.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1305/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-01-14.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
New intro music keeps on rolling along<br>
Posts are the items in the site<br>
I think you lost dad at upload<br>
That could be the catch phrase from a nerd movie<br>
"You had me at upload"<br>
Having the love of a nerd is like that of a Golden Retriever<br>
The red in their eyes<br>
Like the bloodhounds<br>
We'll get your's fixed someday<br>
You can get side by side<br>
And then I'll get you plastic surgery, the both of you<br>
We do dis and dis, but not dis<br>
I should have bitten his face<br>
We took the dogs to the groomer<br>
Changing deaf dogs name every three weeks<br>
What does it matter?<br>
You know what happens to 15 dogs right?<br>
Sure, they die<br>
No<br>
The dog is walking around with cancer and a 13th nipple<br>
Dog groomers should know better and look for lumps<br>
The number one thing that gets skipped is the finger in the butt<br>
No one wants to drain a dog<br>
Let fail you<br>
Betsy likens web designers with Goodwill<br>
The two handed dog shave<br>
Like she was swinging a bat<br>
The last time they cut off a mole<br>
It was like a half-dollar size<br>
Don't feed her by hand<br>
She wants to even the score<br>
How many times has this dog been to the pound?<br>
Thirteen times<br>
Mom is nuts when we go to vet or groomer<br>
Sure, your dog is big and he pees on your knees<br>
When we hit the door little deaf dog freaked<br>
I didn't realize she was that aware<br>
Of course she is<br>
Then my mom takes on the trauma of the dog<br>
I know from the Dog Whisperer that is not how to act<br>
The dog wants someone to lead<br>
First of all, she's deaf<br>
I want you to write that in big block letters<br>
She needs to be drained, I can tell<br>
Then she feels guilty for bringing in the dog<br>
I know how this goes<br>
Then my mom will decide to put the dog to sleep<br>
It only has one duty . . . eat what Maggie drops<br>
I swear Shih Tzus were designed to catch spaghetti on their head<br>
Just do what is least invasive<br>
Gonna put in a Jarvik .021?<br>
In six months we'll be Shih Tzu shopping again<br>
Your mom is the Kevorkian of the dog adoption world<br>
I got Wheel of Fortune auditions today!!<br>
I know you are so excited<br>
The sounds you were making when you got the email<br>
If I win money I'm buying a goat<br>
This here is the only petting zoo in the entire nation delivered to you in a Volvo<br>
Designer outlet mall parking lots would never be the same<br>
Two dollars, don't touch my goat<br>
You need to be comfortable<br>
What not to do<br>
I was freaking because I thought from your yell something was happening<br>
Sure, like Maggie went face first into a hot stove<br>
Nope, just The Wheel<br>
Eeyor tells you how to overcome your fear of success PBS special<br>
What happens when Betsy is on and knows it?<br>
You get too over the top . . . just catch yourself and reel it in<br>
Kris, quit with the analogies<br>
I say this as your number one fan<br>
I have been there for every party where you hold court<br>
You'll be fine<br>
Marcus hits my cart<br>
He says, "who the hell are you?"<br>
I ask where the butter dish is at<br>
His reply, "Oooooooo oooooOOOO"<br>
The manager walks up and taps me on the shoulder, "did you see that doll house?"

<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dollhouse">dollhouse</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dollhouse"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dollhouse.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Shih Tzu">Shih Tzu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Shih Tzu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Shih Tzu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dog groomer">dog groomer</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dog groomer"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dog groomer.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/butter dish">butter dish</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/butter dish"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/butter dish.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Kevorkian">Kevorkian</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Kevorkian"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Kevorkian.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:20:21 -0600</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-01-14.mp3
Show: #450
  Length: 38:50
  Size: 26.7mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

New intro music keeps on rolling along
Posts are the items in the site
I think you lost dad at upload
That could be the catch phrase from a nerd movie
&quot;You had me at upload&quot;
Having the love of</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>dollhouse, Shih Tzu, dog groomer, butter dish, Kevorkian</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Chickens in them eggs</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1301/Chickens-in-them-eggs_egg-incubator_MSI-Chicago.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2190823128/" title="Chickens in them eggs"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2420/2190823128_64bd6eec8d.jpg"   alt="Chickens in them eggs" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Today was daddy day and it all worked out perfectly thanks to the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago - free admission.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
It's been about a year since I took the kids and thought that Maggie might really enjoy it now that she is older.<br border=0 />
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When I told them where we were going the first thing she said was,  "baby chickens". It's amazing what they remember. The last time she was there she was a year and a half old. <br border=0 />
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Why can't I remember stuff like that?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/egg incubator">egg incubator</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/egg incubator"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/egg incubator.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MSI Chicago">MSI Chicago</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MSI Chicago"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MSI Chicago.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Museum of Science and Industry">Museum of Science and Industry</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Museum of Science and Industry"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Museum of Science and Industry.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/chicks">chicks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chicks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/chicks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2190823128/" title="Chickens in them eggs"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2420/2190823128_64bd6eec8d.jpg"   alt="Chickens in them eggs" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>Today was daddy day and it all worked out perfectly thanks to the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago - free admission.<br border=0 />
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It's been about a year since I took the kids and thought that Maggie might really enjoy it now that she is older.<br border=0 />
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When I told them where we were going the first thing she said was,  "baby chickens". It's amazing what they remember. The last time she was there she was a year and a half old. <br border=0 />
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Why can't I remember stuff like that?</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/egg incubator">egg incubator</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/egg incubator"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/egg incubator.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MSI Chicago">MSI Chicago</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MSI Chicago"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MSI Chicago.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Museum of Science and Industry">Museum of Science and Industry</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Museum of Science and Industry"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Museum of Science and Industry.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/chicks">chicks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/chicks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/chicks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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Today was daddy day and it all worked out perfectly thanks to the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago - free admission.

It&#039;s been about a year since I took the kids and thought that Maggie might really enjoy it now that she is older.

When I told them where we were going the first thing she said was,  &quot;baby chickens&quot;.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Cup of Noodles #3</title>
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<p>Maggie destroyed this cup of noodles for lunch. I think that she might have actually eaten six noodles.<br border=0 />
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Betsy and I are preparing the kids for college and the day when a cup of noodles is a culinary standard.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/noodles">noodles</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/noodles"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/noodles.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.co