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      <title>measure | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for measure. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for measure. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for measure. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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 		<description>This is the keyword feed for measure. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>growth measure</title>
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<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/5807567385/" title="growth measure"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2678/5807567385_7470f21f73.jpg"   alt="growth measure" border=0 /></a></p>

<p></p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/measure">measure</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/measure"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/measure.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/growth">growth</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/growth"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/growth.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[			
	
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<p></p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/measure">measure</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/measure"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/measure.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/growth">growth</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/growth"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/growth.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Tue, 07 Jun 2011 06:26:50 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,5340</guid>

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				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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         <title>Make better RSS feeds by not making them</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1318/Make-better-RSS-feeds-by-not-making-them_RSS_CNET.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? 
<br><br>
Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. 
<br><br>
The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for publishers to create no feeds at all. Let your readers make their own. 
<br><br>
Here are a couple examples why this is a better method for content syndication than relying on your own editorial skills.
<br><br>
Example 1: How not to do it.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-1.jpg">
<br><br>
Don't get me wrong on this, CNET is offering nearly all of its content up for syndication. This is an excellent strategy to create value from older content. However, do readers really need the option of subscribing to <a href="http://www.cnet.com/4520-6022_1-5115040-1.html">100 plus predefined RSS feeds</a>? Simply, no.
<br><br>
Finding feeds for the topics you are interested in is difficult. The worst of it is that you can only access them individually, i.e.; you want 10 of feeds, copy and paste them one by one into your feed reader. Sounds like a party to me. If you have more skills you might use a service that rolls all of them up into one feed for you. I would guess that about three people have done this. 
<br><br>
Why overwhelm your readers like this? And besides, it is pretty intimidating for someone new to the RSS game. Shouldn't they be able to access your content in a way that makes it relevant to them?
<br><br>
Example 2: How to do RSS right.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-2.jpg">
<br><br>
What you see above is one of two flavors of how to let your readers pick what they receive in RSS feeds. It's a simple and easy to use text input that allows readers to enter keywords and phrases that they want in their feed. There's nothing fancy, easy access to old content in the straight-forward way that RSS is delivered; updates of the newest items first and set number items in the feed, usually twenty-five.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-3.jpg">
<br><br>
What the second screen shot shows is the magic of thinking differently about RSS feeds. This image demonstrates what happens when someone clicks on the 'advanced' link. The reader is then given control over every aspect of the RSS feed. They choose the content, when it is delivered, how much content, in what order (none of this newest stuff first mumbo jumbo - great use for episodic content) and how many updates to get at a time.<br><br>
Who is better to choose than the person doing the consuming? RSS needs to be like Burger King where a customer can have it their way.<br><br>
When this concept is applied to large volumes of content the value of it increases with each new article or podcast. Imagine if you could have this type of access at the NY Times or with your local paper. Even the obits from 30 years ago are now of value again. Value to the reader and value to the publisher with ad inventory. 
<br><br>
The future of content syndication isn't in prescriptive channels created by publishers. The future is in the subjective choices of the consumer. They neither need or want every product that you have to offer.
<br><br>
We need to be smarter about our syndicated content via RSS and take into consideration how to make that user experience more satisfying. Whether it is by allowing users to pick topics or order of updates, something needs to change. Why? Because it is all about attention; the premium of which is measured in subscribers, influence and the influence of those subscribers. <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/CNET">CNET</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/CNET"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/CNET.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/readers">readers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/readers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/readers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consumers">consumers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consumers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consumers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/interaction">interaction</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/interaction"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/interaction.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? 
<br><br>
Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. 
<br><br>
The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for publishers to create no feeds at all. Let your readers make their own. 
<br><br>
Here are a couple examples why this is a better method for content syndication than relying on your own editorial skills.
<br><br>
Example 1: How not to do it.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-1.jpg">
<br><br>
Don't get me wrong on this, CNET is offering nearly all of its content up for syndication. This is an excellent strategy to create value from older content. However, do readers really need the option of subscribing to <a href="http://www.cnet.com/4520-6022_1-5115040-1.html">100 plus predefined RSS feeds</a>? Simply, no.
<br><br>
Finding feeds for the topics you are interested in is difficult. The worst of it is that you can only access them individually, i.e.; you want 10 of feeds, copy and paste them one by one into your feed reader. Sounds like a party to me. If you have more skills you might use a service that rolls all of them up into one feed for you. I would guess that about three people have done this. 
<br><br>
Why overwhelm your readers like this? And besides, it is pretty intimidating for someone new to the RSS game. Shouldn't they be able to access your content in a way that makes it relevant to them?
<br><br>
Example 2: How to do RSS right.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-2.jpg">
<br><br>
What you see above is one of two flavors of how to let your readers pick what they receive in RSS feeds. It's a simple and easy to use text input that allows readers to enter keywords and phrases that they want in their feed. There's nothing fancy, easy access to old content in the straight-forward way that RSS is delivered; updates of the newest items first and set number items in the feed, usually twenty-five.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-3.jpg">
<br><br>
What the second screen shot shows is the magic of thinking differently about RSS feeds. This image demonstrates what happens when someone clicks on the 'advanced' link. The reader is then given control over every aspect of the RSS feed. They choose the content, when it is delivered, how much content, in what order (none of this newest stuff first mumbo jumbo - great use for episodic content) and how many updates to get at a time.<br><br>
Who is better to choose than the person doing the consuming? RSS needs to be like Burger King where a customer can have it their way.<br><br>
When this concept is applied to large volumes of content the value of it increases with each new article or podcast. Imagine if you could have this type of access at the NY Times or with your local paper. Even the obits from 30 years ago are now of value again. Value to the reader and value to the publisher with ad inventory. 
<br><br>
The future of content syndication isn't in prescriptive channels created by publishers. The future is in the subjective choices of the consumer. They neither need or want every product that you have to offer.
<br><br>
We need to be smarter about our syndicated content via RSS and take into consideration how to make that user experience more satisfying. Whether it is by allowing users to pick topics or order of updates, something needs to change. Why? Because it is all about attention; the premium of which is measured in subscribers, influence and the influence of those subscribers. <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/CNET">CNET</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/CNET"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/CNET.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/readers">readers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/readers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/readers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consumers">consumers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consumers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consumers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/interaction">interaction</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/interaction"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/interaction.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:00:20 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1318</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? 

Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. 

The solution isn&#039;t to create more feeds. The best solution is for</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>RSS, CNET, readers, consumers, interaction</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 28, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1216/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Nov-28-2007_Pinto_my-dad.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1216/cks-2007-11-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1216/cks-2007-11-28.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #439<br />
  Length: 22:14<br>
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1216/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
The posts are posts<br>
The most totally Gary email<br>
"I'm in a village where people go to die"<br>
"Someone couldn't wait and died on train"<br>
Life itself is a destination<br>
Mr. B is all happy<br>
You've made it someplace<br>
Yeah, void before it started and void when it ends<br>
I knew you would turn it around and make it negative<br>
When I was hit by a truck I learned this truth<br>
Sure I flew 30 feet<br>
How do you know you flew 30 feet?<br>
There were witnesses<br>
In the country?<br>
No, it wasn't the country I was in town<br>
Kris, could you keep farm animals in town?<br>
Yes<br>
Then it is the country!<br>
I can see the bike-a-thon<br>
Ride you big wheel around the block, pig bbq, oh someone is dying<br>
If you are windshield smudge before you are 10 you're not a smart one<br>
The banana seat bike catapulted me<br>
I can see your dad measuring 30 ft<br>
Right, everybody in town carried a tape measure<br>
Is there a point to this story<br>
All, I am saying is life is your destination<br>
Live it while you got it<br>
Lawn chair collectors<br>
That's a hotel chair<br>
Gigi starts yelling<br>
We're all on the edge of our seats, Kris<br>
They got into rc cars<br>
When you are not the one being farmed?<br>
The human condition means we are all farmed<br>
Mr B<br>
Betsy explains how it is done on the farm<br>
I had gravel but there are many a boy that would want gravel over grass<br>
You can be negative all you want<br>
Today is the greatest day ever Mr. B<br>
I am dressed in my sloppy best<br>
Betsy takes us way back<br>
Is there ever a need to dress up in your world, Betsy?<br>
No<br>
I say the same things to you<br>
Once you understand this story you will understand me<br>
The broom story from the last show didn't do it?<br>
Betsy tells a story that I have never heard<br>
Her dad bought his wife a car<br>
We drive out to pick it up from a country driveway<br>
It is parked behind a convenient store<br>
It looked like it belonged in your father's yard<br>
It was three different colors<br>
No class, no style but it had balls<br>
It was the original hyrbrid<br>
Dekalb Ag car<br>
She was disappointed <br>
I was 15 and drove all the time<br>
I didn't want to go get a license<br>
It was a formality, detail<br>
As long as I don't leave his subdivision I could get out of it<br>
And I entered a 4 way intersection that turns out to be a 2 way<br>
I hit a girl in a little pinto<br>
My friend said, shit you're 15 you won't get your license until you are 21<br>
My evil side takes over<br>
I realize that she is 16 and doesn't know what to do<br>
This is when I take over<br>
We shouldn't call the police<br>
We can let our dads talk and take care of it<br>
The rest is history<br>
This is possibly Betsy's funniest story ever<br>
You are going to be a scary adult
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith" ><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.podtrac.com/audience/start-survey.aspx?ver=1&pid=7QuMVBhOX0g$" id="tico" target="_blank">Audience Survey</a>, please fill this out for us<br>
Look for the graphic on "Audience Survey" on the main page<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Pinto">Pinto</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Pinto"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Pinto.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/my dad">my dad</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/my dad"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/my dad.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/small town fundraisers">small town fundraisers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/small town fundraisers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/small town fundraisers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/big wheels">big wheels</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/big wheels"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/big wheels.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/banana seat bike">banana seat bike</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/banana seat bike"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/banana seat bike.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1216/cks-2007-11-28.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-28 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1216/cks-2007-11-28.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-28.mp3</a><br>
Show: #439<br />
  Length: 22:14<br>
  Size: 22.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1216/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-11-28.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br>
<br>
The posts are posts<br>
The most totally Gary email<br>
"I'm in a village where people go to die"<br>
"Someone couldn't wait and died on train"<br>
Life itself is a destination<br>
Mr. B is all happy<br>
You've made it someplace<br>
Yeah, void before it started and void when it ends<br>
I knew you would turn it around and make it negative<br>
When I was hit by a truck I learned this truth<br>
Sure I flew 30 feet<br>
How do you know you flew 30 feet?<br>
There were witnesses<br>
In the country?<br>
No, it wasn't the country I was in town<br>
Kris, could you keep farm animals in town?<br>
Yes<br>
Then it is the country!<br>
I can see the bike-a-thon<br>
Ride you big wheel around the block, pig bbq, oh someone is dying<br>
If you are windshield smudge before you are 10 you're not a smart one<br>
The banana seat bike catapulted me<br>
I can see your dad measuring 30 ft<br>
Right, everybody in town carried a tape measure<br>
Is there a point to this story<br>
All, I am saying is life is your destination<br>
Live it while you got it<br>
Lawn chair collectors<br>
That's a hotel chair<br>
Gigi starts yelling<br>
We're all on the edge of our seats, Kris<br>
They got into rc cars<br>
When you are not the one being farmed?<br>
The human condition means we are all farmed<br>
Mr B<br>
Betsy explains how it is done on the farm<br>
I had gravel but there are many a boy that would want gravel over grass<br>
You can be negative all you want<br>
Today is the greatest day ever Mr. B<br>
I am dressed in my sloppy best<br>
Betsy takes us way back<br>
Is there ever a need to dress up in your world, Betsy?<br>
No<br>
I say the same things to you<br>
Once you understand this story you will understand me<br>
The broom story from the last show didn't do it?<br>
Betsy tells a story that I have never heard<br>
Her dad bought his wife a car<br>
We drive out to pick it up from a country driveway<br>
It is parked behind a convenient store<br>
It looked like it belonged in your father's yard<br>
It was three different colors<br>
No class, no style but it had balls<br>
It was the original hyrbrid<br>
Dekalb Ag car<br>
She was disappointed <br>
I was 15 and drove all the time<br>
I didn't want to go get a license<br>
It was a formality, detail<br>
As long as I don't leave his subdivision I could get out of it<br>
And I entered a 4 way intersection that turns out to be a 2 way<br>
I hit a girl in a little pinto<br>
My friend said, shit you're 15 you won't get your license until you are 21<br>
My evil side takes over<br>
I realize that she is 16 and doesn't know what to do<br>
This is when I take over<br>
We shouldn't call the police<br>
We can let our dads talk and take care of it<br>
The rest is history<br>
This is possibly Betsy's funniest story ever<br>
You are going to be a scary adult
<br><br>
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Pinto">Pinto</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Pinto"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Pinto.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/my dad">my dad</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/my dad"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/my dad.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/small town fundraisers">small town fundraisers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/small town fundraisers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/small town fundraisers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/big wheels">big wheels</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/big wheels"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/big wheels.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/banana seat bike">banana seat bike</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/banana seat bike"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/banana seat bike.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:55:45 -0600</pubDate>
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         <title>Gnomedex 2007 podcasts: these are my people</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1204/Gnomedex-2007-podcasts:-these-are-my-people_New-media_emerging-media.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[This morning I put a new post over at my seldomly active <a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/blog/index.php?p=426">kristophersmith.com</a> blog about <a href="http://www.kristophersmith.com/blog/index.php?p=426">the podcasts</a> that I recorded at Gnomedex this year. <br><br>No need to rehash the post here but I wanted to point out that if you are interested in new media, emerging media that this set of 14 podcasts is a great starting point.<br><br>And for good measure, <a href="http://www.thetrendjunkie.com">Greg Cangialosi</a> shot some great video of about 4 of the podcasts. You can watch my not so secret show intro laugh that I usually cut from every show.
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Here's a sample (<a href="http://blip.tv/file/336108">if you can't see the video click here</a>):
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<br><br>
Here's a sample (<a href="http://blip.tv/file/336108">if you can't see the video click here</a>):
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:19:05 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1204</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>This morning I put a new post over at my seldomly active kristophersmith.com blog about the podcasts that I recorded at Gnomedex this year. No need to rehash the post here but I wanted to point out that if you are interested in new media, emerging media that this set of 14 podcasts is a great starting point.And for good measure, Greg Cangialosi</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Breakfast and walk with the kids</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/827/Breakfast-and-walk-with-the-kids_Naperville-Riverwalk_Riverwalk-Dolphins.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[This morning, like most Saturday mornings, I took Elliot and Maggie out to breakfast and a walk on the Riverwalk here in Naperville (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/sets/72157600702318764/show/">slide show</a>).<br><br>Every year the city asks businesses and artists to produce art on the animal du jour for the summer. This year those chose two animals, dolphins and turtles, then threw in a bird bath for good measure. I would guess thatt he bird baths are something that is more practical for the city to sell at the end of the summer.<br><br>But this dolphin is pretty cool:<br><br><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/747572697/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1066/747572697_d3b8bf539d.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Mosaic dolphin" border="0" /></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville Riverwalk">Naperville Riverwalk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville Riverwalk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville Riverwalk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Riverwalk Dolphins">Riverwalk Dolphins</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Riverwalk Dolphins"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Riverwalk Dolphins.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elliot Smith">Elliot Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elliot Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elliot Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Maggie Smith">Maggie Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Maggie Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Maggie Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/breakfast walk">breakfast walk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/breakfast walk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/breakfast walk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[This morning, like most Saturday mornings, I took Elliot and Maggie out to breakfast and a walk on the Riverwalk here in Naperville (<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/sets/72157600702318764/show/">slide show</a>).<br><br>Every year the city asks businesses and artists to produce art on the animal du jour for the summer. This year those chose two animals, dolphins and turtles, then threw in a bird bath for good measure. I would guess thatt he bird baths are something that is more practical for the city to sell at the end of the summer.<br><br>But this dolphin is pretty cool:<br><br><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/747572697/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1066/747572697_d3b8bf539d.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="Mosaic dolphin" border="0" /></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville Riverwalk">Naperville Riverwalk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville Riverwalk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville Riverwalk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Riverwalk Dolphins">Riverwalk Dolphins</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Riverwalk Dolphins"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Riverwalk Dolphins.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Elliot Smith">Elliot Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Elliot Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Elliot Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Maggie Smith">Maggie Smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Maggie Smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Maggie Smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/breakfast walk">breakfast walk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/breakfast walk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/breakfast walk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 11:39:40 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,827</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>This morning, like most Saturday mornings, I took Elliot and Maggie out to breakfast and a walk on the Riverwalk here in Naperville (slide show).Every year the city asks businesses and artists to produce art on the animal du jour for the summer. This year those chose two animals, dolphins and turtles, then threw in a bird bath for good measure. I</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 29, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/813/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jun-29-2007_Wisconsin-Dells_Chula-Vista.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/813/cks-2007-06-29.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-06-29 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/813/cks-2007-06-29.mp3">Croncast - 2007-06-29.mp3</a><br>
Show: #380<br />
  Length: 27:03<br />
  Size: 18.5mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 29, 2007</strong></p>
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Back from vacation<br>
The show quality has changed a bit with new replacement gear<br>
I will miss you UA 6176's but welcome the new dbx 1066 as an able stepchild<br>
The dbx 1066 just doesn't have the same punch or open sound<br>
Betsy is making up words "non-dramicle" <br>
Definition - normal<br>
Vacation with kids is racing to bed time for the adult vacation<br>
It's a great time with the kids but for relaxation they need to be sleeping<br>
Souvenirs gets Betsy going<br>
No, you can't buy Maggie a rabbit pelt<br>
Sure, 30 feet of rabbit pelts means 300 ft of sausage<br><br>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/654010842/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1299/654010842_42705f8a0c.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="30 feet of rabbit pelts can't be so bad" border="0" /></a>
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Did I ever tell you what my dad brought back from a Florida vacation?<br>
I bought you this really nice present<br>
My sister gets a doll toy<br>
I get a dead shark in a bottle<br>
Yes, you have talked about your purely irrational fear of sharks<br>
Shark week is just hell for me<br>
I don't even watch television<br>
It's so irrational<br>
Have you ever had an encounter with a shark?<br>
It's some sort of fetal shark in jar<br>
It still had the soulless glare<br>
That shit doesn't pass with death<br>
I was afraid of death of the thing<br>
I left it on the deck in the middle of winter<br>
After about 3 weeks my mom saw it on the back porch<br>
It had exploded, epitome of my mom's memories of my father<br>
Then I had to go and clean it up<br>
This is why I am a messed up person Kris<br>
If it wasn't for my parents I wouldn't be so messed up<br>
Ahhh, vacation was good<br>
Doping up the kids with souvenirs to placate them<br>
The "me" time on vacation . . . Indian gaming casino - Ho Chunk<br>
Man, slots have changed in the years since we've been there<br>
No more tokens or quarters for them<br>
Digital machines with receipts that have bar codes<br>
Tracking your slot usage<br>
Betsy signs up with the frequent gambler program<br>
I know you get a lot of class acts in here<br>
You guys are making this too hard to spend my money<br>
So I get you to come<br>
The slots are now just computers<br>
When you get tired of it robbing you blind<br>
You take your receipt<br>
A document of the heist that has just happened<br>
Or a document that measures your joy in dollars<br>
The great Wheel of Fortune penny slot machine story<br>
Kris walked out with some loot in a way that only Kris could score it<br>
Karma hooked me up<br>
The all inclusive takes its toll when it comes to buffets<br>
All the crab that we ate<br>
The breakfasts and deserts<br>
The breakfasts with deserts<br>
The whole joint was staffed by Moldavians<br>
They make some powerful drinks<br>
Who knew that the Wisconsin Dells was powered by a foreign workforce?<br>
Well, Chula Vista is
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Show: #380<br />
  Length: 27:03<br />
  Size: 18.5mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Jun 29, 2007</strong></p>
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Back from vacation<br>
The show quality has changed a bit with new replacement gear<br>
I will miss you UA 6176's but welcome the new dbx 1066 as an able stepchild<br>
The dbx 1066 just doesn't have the same punch or open sound<br>
Betsy is making up words "non-dramicle" <br>
Definition - normal<br>
Vacation with kids is racing to bed time for the adult vacation<br>
It's a great time with the kids but for relaxation they need to be sleeping<br>
Souvenirs gets Betsy going<br>
No, you can't buy Maggie a rabbit pelt<br>
Sure, 30 feet of rabbit pelts means 300 ft of sausage<br><br>
<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/654010842/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1299/654010842_42705f8a0c.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="30 feet of rabbit pelts can't be so bad" border="0" /></a>
<br><br>
Did I ever tell you what my dad brought back from a Florida vacation?<br>
I bought you this really nice present<br>
My sister gets a doll toy<br>
I get a dead shark in a bottle<br>
Yes, you have talked about your purely irrational fear of sharks<br>
Shark week is just hell for me<br>
I don't even watch television<br>
It's so irrational<br>
Have you ever had an encounter with a shark?<br>
It's some sort of fetal shark in jar<br>
It still had the soulless glare<br>
That shit doesn't pass with death<br>
I was afraid of death of the thing<br>
I left it on the deck in the middle of winter<br>
After about 3 weeks my mom saw it on the back porch<br>
It had exploded, epitome of my mom's memories of my father<br>
Then I had to go and clean it up<br>
This is why I am a messed up person Kris<br>
If it wasn't for my parents I wouldn't be so messed up<br>
Ahhh, vacation was good<br>
Doping up the kids with souvenirs to placate them<br>
The "me" time on vacation . . . Indian gaming casino - Ho Chunk<br>
Man, slots have changed in the years since we've been there<br>
No more tokens or quarters for them<br>
Digital machines with receipts that have bar codes<br>
Tracking your slot usage<br>
Betsy signs up with the frequent gambler program<br>
I know you get a lot of class acts in here<br>
You guys are making this too hard to spend my money<br>
So I get you to come<br>
The slots are now just computers<br>
When you get tired of it robbing you blind<br>
You take your receipt<br>
A document of the heist that has just happened<br>
Or a document that measures your joy in dollars<br>
The great Wheel of Fortune penny slot machine story<br>
Kris walked out with some loot in a way that only Kris could score it<br>
Karma hooked me up<br>
The all inclusive takes its toll when it comes to buffets<br>
All the crab that we ate<br>
The breakfasts and deserts<br>
The breakfasts with deserts<br>
The whole joint was staffed by Moldavians<br>
They make some powerful drinks<br>
Who knew that the Wisconsin Dells was powered by a foreign workforce?<br>
Well, Chula Vista is
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr 02, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/671/cks-2007-04-02.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-04-02 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/671/cks-2007-04-02.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2007-04-02.mp3</a><br>
Show: #344<br />
  Length: 39:56<br />
  Size: 27.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris April 2, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/april_20070402.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

It's good to be back!<br>
Thanks to everyone who sent messages and comments<br>
Four weeks of not being told you're fabulous has taken it's toll on Betsy<br>
It's a thankless job being a house wife<br>
Betsy really needs the show, she just won't admit it<br>
I do like success Mr. B I just don't like to work very hard<br>
iTunes users leave us a review in the iTunes music store<br>
I've never been stuck on one thing<br>
Yes, I was well rounded<br>
I still have the sharp shins<br>
The family knows me as the idea guy<br>
But I stick to it like peanut butter<br>
I am like that crazy inventor guy<br>
The creepy guy who's in his garage all the time?<br>
I have been waiting for this<br>
Head first into break and I was excited<br>
But Bears, you did nothing around the house<br>
This will be a turning point in our marriage . . . Kris will start participating<br>
Winter brings garbage<br>
The sky opens and beer cans fall<br>
Kris's sliding man pants while he works<br>
Getting that backside tan<br>
Can you turn around and lift your shirt<br>
You'll have a pregnancy like slider to measure the tan for a man who does things<br>
I get less sunshine now that I am working from home<br>
And I've started losing weight<br>
I have . . . like it is panic<br>
Your Weight Watcherness of the last 4 weeks are putting the screws to me<br>
My face is saggy . . . my tummy is jubbly<br>
You'll have lost 6 or 7 ounces<br>
Packing it in before was the truth<br>
I am going to end up with a post-pregnancy belly<br>
Watch yourself big boy<br>
You never asked me to do anything on break other than bring in the garbage can<br>
What if I buy you a ladder?<br>
I'm done I cede the floor to you Betsy, now tell the Volvo story<br>
Tidal wave in the car<br>
Zeus was nowhere to be found<br>
She calls me, "I was driving in my car . . . "<br>
The way I don't ever want to hear Betsy start that way<br>
I know that I am going to end up back at Volvo of Lisle<br>
Yes, I was correct<br>
We hit'em up to try to get it taken care of<br>
The gist of it is that we are screwed<br>
"You should call customer care and start there."<br>
"Work your way up"<br>
Reputation management matters but auto dealers don't care<br>
This is a fluke but the Volvo reputation for a consumer begins at the dealership<br>
They are the ones that should care<br>
Once it is repaired Betsy asked for a price for them to buy it outright<br>
Big mistake<br>
Once she told them no new Volvo that she would buy a new car from another dealer it was over<br>
Sure it is all soccer moms around here but it doesn't matter<br>
Now we'll keep it til the warranty runs out unless something so bad happens that they will actually take responsibility for the car being a lemon<br>
I never leave the house now<br>
Which brings me to my point . . . I am going to sell your car Mr. B<br>
You can't sell my car, baby<br>
The farthest I went from the house in the last week alone was 35 feet<br>
Talking taxes on Wednesday . . . strikingly vivid<br>
We thank everybody for the emails, comments and the calls<br>
Thanks for everyone who filled out the survey<br>
Leave us a review in iTunes<br>




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Show: #344<br />
  Length: 39:56<br />
  Size: 27.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris April 2, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/april_20070402.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

It's good to be back!<br>
Thanks to everyone who sent messages and comments<br>
Four weeks of not being told you're fabulous has taken it's toll on Betsy<br>
It's a thankless job being a house wife<br>
Betsy really needs the show, she just won't admit it<br>
I do like success Mr. B I just don't like to work very hard<br>
iTunes users leave us a review in the iTunes music store<br>
I've never been stuck on one thing<br>
Yes, I was well rounded<br>
I still have the sharp shins<br>
The family knows me as the idea guy<br>
But I stick to it like peanut butter<br>
I am like that crazy inventor guy<br>
The creepy guy who's in his garage all the time?<br>
I have been waiting for this<br>
Head first into break and I was excited<br>
But Bears, you did nothing around the house<br>
This will be a turning point in our marriage . . . Kris will start participating<br>
Winter brings garbage<br>
The sky opens and beer cans fall<br>
Kris's sliding man pants while he works<br>
Getting that backside tan<br>
Can you turn around and lift your shirt<br>
You'll have a pregnancy like slider to measure the tan for a man who does things<br>
I get less sunshine now that I am working from home<br>
And I've started losing weight<br>
I have . . . like it is panic<br>
Your Weight Watcherness of the last 4 weeks are putting the screws to me<br>
My face is saggy . . . my tummy is jubbly<br>
You'll have lost 6 or 7 ounces<br>
Packing it in before was the truth<br>
I am going to end up with a post-pregnancy belly<br>
Watch yourself big boy<br>
You never asked me to do anything on break other than bring in the garbage can<br>
What if I buy you a ladder?<br>
I'm done I cede the floor to you Betsy, now tell the Volvo story<br>
Tidal wave in the car<br>
Zeus was nowhere to be found<br>
She calls me, "I was driving in my car . . . "<br>
The way I don't ever want to hear Betsy start that way<br>
I know that I am going to end up back at Volvo of Lisle<br>
Yes, I was correct<br>
We hit'em up to try to get it taken care of<br>
The gist of it is that we are screwed<br>
"You should call customer care and start there."<br>
"Work your way up"<br>
Reputation management matters but auto dealers don't care<br>
This is a fluke but the Volvo reputation for a consumer begins at the dealership<br>
They are the ones that should care<br>
Once it is repaired Betsy asked for a price for them to buy it outright<br>
Big mistake<br>
Once she told them no new Volvo that she would buy a new car from another dealer it was over<br>
Sure it is all soccer moms around here but it doesn't matter<br>
Now we'll keep it til the warranty runs out unless something so bad happens that they will actually take responsibility for the car being a lemon<br>
I never leave the house now<br>
Which brings me to my point . . . I am going to sell your car Mr. B<br>
You can't sell my car, baby<br>
The farthest I went from the house in the last week alone was 35 feet<br>
Talking taxes on Wednesday . . . strikingly vivid<br>
We thank everybody for the emails, comments and the calls<br>
Thanks for everyone who filled out the survey<br>
Leave us a review in iTunes<br>




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         <title>RSS consumption and metrics</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/654/RSS-consumption-and-metrics_RSS-measurement_FeedBurner-enagagement.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[I am a RSS stats junkie. From RSS stats you can demonstrate almost anything that you want to (like most any other statistics, but work with me people). You can highlight trends, show how another integrated marketing helped your feed at a specific time of day, try to gauge some ROI from your RSS feeds or tell what applications or bots hit your feed most often. And don't forget click-throughs. There's tons of information that can be pulled from feeds by tracking them. FYI, if you are not tracking your feeds you should be it will open your eyes to a new group of people standing right outside your door.<Br><br>My buddy <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins" id="tico">Rick Klau</a> over at <a href="http://blogs.feedburner.com/feedburner/archives/2007/02/feedburners_view_of_the_feed_m.php" id="tico">FeedBurner has released some great numbers</a> and taken a conversation public, so to speak, that many podcasters and bloggers have had recently. The focus of that conversation has been just what are we measuring with these numbers? Which stems from a conversation that <a href="http://www.micropersuasion.com/2006/12/the_iminent_dem.html" id="tico">page views are dying</a> as an accurate measure of success. Rick's take is that we are measuring engagement. I would agree.<blockquote>"<b>Your Content is Bigger Than Your Feed</b><br>
Today's key takeaway is that feeds represent only one aspect of a publisher's overall content consumption. We're living in a world of distributed media after all: people might be reading your content directly on your site, within a widget, via resyndicated headlines on another site, or on a social networking site."</blockquote>RSS has the ability to more adequately demonstrate engagement since a user actively decides to make your content part of their life. Think of it this way, what if you were able to get people to subscribe to banner ads? What would those statistics look like? You would measure click-throughs, time of day, conversion ratios, etc. Feeds are no different, though more benign. The ad just happens to be your content.<br><br>As we creep toward standardization or something closer to a norm for interpreting RSS statistics this post may kick the creep up notch to a walk.<br><br><img src="http://blogs.feedburner.com/feedburner/archives/TopAggregatorsByClicks.gif"><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS measurement">RSS measurement</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS measurement"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS measurement.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner enagagement">FeedBurner enagagement</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner enagagement"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner enagagement.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rick Klau">Rick Klau</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rick Klau"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rick Klau.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner's View of the Feed Market">FeedBurner's View of the Feed Market</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner's View of the Feed Market"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner's View of the Feed Market.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS consumption">RSS consumption</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS consumption"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS consumption.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[I am a RSS stats junkie. From RSS stats you can demonstrate almost anything that you want to (like most any other statistics, but work with me people). You can highlight trends, show how another integrated marketing helped your feed at a specific time of day, try to gauge some ROI from your RSS feeds or tell what applications or bots hit your feed most often. And don't forget click-throughs. There's tons of information that can be pulled from feeds by tracking them. FYI, if you are not tracking your feeds you should be it will open your eyes to a new group of people standing right outside your door.<Br><br>My buddy <a href="http://www.rklau.com/tins" id="tico">Rick Klau</a> over at <a href="http://blogs.feedburner.com/feedburner/archives/2007/02/feedburners_view_of_the_feed_m.php" id="tico">FeedBurner has released some great numbers</a> and taken a conversation public, so to speak, that many podcasters and bloggers have had recently. The focus of that conversation has been just what are we measuring with these numbers? Which stems from a conversation that <a href="http://www.micropersuasion.com/2006/12/the_iminent_dem.html" id="tico">page views are dying</a> as an accurate measure of success. Rick's take is that we are measuring engagement. I would agree.<blockquote>"<b>Your Content is Bigger Than Your Feed</b><br>
Today's key takeaway is that feeds represent only one aspect of a publisher's overall content consumption. We're living in a world of distributed media after all: people might be reading your content directly on your site, within a widget, via resyndicated headlines on another site, or on a social networking site."</blockquote>RSS has the ability to more adequately demonstrate engagement since a user actively decides to make your content part of their life. Think of it this way, what if you were able to get people to subscribe to banner ads? What would those statistics look like? You would measure click-throughs, time of day, conversion ratios, etc. Feeds are no different, though more benign. The ad just happens to be your content.<br><br>As we creep toward standardization or something closer to a norm for interpreting RSS statistics this post may kick the creep up notch to a walk.<br><br><img src="http://blogs.feedburner.com/feedburner/archives/TopAggregatorsByClicks.gif"><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS measurement">RSS measurement</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS measurement"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS measurement.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner enagagement">FeedBurner enagagement</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner enagagement"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner enagagement.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rick Klau">Rick Klau</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rick Klau"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rick Klau.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner's View of the Feed Market">FeedBurner's View of the Feed Market</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner's View of the Feed Market"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner's View of the Feed Market.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS consumption">RSS consumption</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS consumption"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS consumption.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:02:57 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,654</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>I am a RSS stats junkie. From RSS stats you can demonstrate almost anything that you want to (like most any other statistics, but work with me people). You can highlight trends, show how another integrated marketing helped your feed at a specific time of day, try to gauge some ROI from your RSS feeds or tell what applications or bots hit your feed</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>RSS measurement, FeedBurner enagagement, Rick Klau, FeedBurner's View of the Feed Market, RSS consumption</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Arrest me not suckas!</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/480/Arrest-me-not-suckas!_Secretary-of-State_Illinois.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-06-law.jpg" border="0"></p><p>Listener Bob sent us <a href="http://www.illinois.gov/PressReleases/ShowPressRelease.cfm?SubjectID=3&RecNum=4976" id="tico">this gem</a> yesterday about <a href="http://www.illinois.gov/PressReleases/ShowPressRelease.cfm?SubjectID=3&RecNum=4976" id="tico">Illinois Senate Bill 2878</a>. </p><p>Turns out that two months ago the state of Illinois passed a law regarding license suspension for failure to get an emission test for your car (LIKE ONE YOU NO LONGER OWN!!!!!!!) to simply a vehicle registration suspension that became law immediatley upon the signature of the Governor.</p><p>I think someone needs to inform the Illinois EPS, Secretary of States Office (DMV here) and Law Enforcement Officers in the state about this <a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/479" id="tico">because I was hauled in 3 days ago</a>.</p><p>Anyway, I am going to post the Bill release that was on the State site here incase someone might be searching for it. Thanks again Listener Bob!!
<blockquote>Gov. Blagojevich also signed Senate Bill 2878 into law, which provides that the Secretary of State (SOS) may not renew the vehicle registration of any vehicle owner who fails to comply with vehicle emissions testing requirements.
 <br><br>
Senate Bill 2878 was sponsored by Rep. Mike Tryon (R-Crystal Lake) and Sen. Martin Sandoval (D-Chicago).  It eliminates the drivers license suspension enforcement mechanism in the current program and replaces it with a vehicle registration denial system.  This would preclude a driver being arrested for a suspended drivers license.
 <br><br>
This change in public policy will ensure that residents are not inadvertently arrested for not getting their emissions checked while increasing the protection of the environment.  This bill provides a penalty for the car and not the driver which makes good public policy for Illinois, said Rep. Tryon.
 <br><br>
"Illinois is the only state in the country that goes to the drastic measure of suspending a driver's license for not having a vehicle tested. When you're driving on the road, and for whatever reason a trooper pulls you over, the last thing you need is to have your driver's license show-up as suspended," Sen. Sandoval said. "That could put an end to your vacation in a real hurry. We need to balance the requirement of compliance with common sense. That's exactly what my bill addresses."
 <br><br>
 The Illinois vehicle emissions test checks whether a vehicles emission control system is working properly. Vehicles that are not properly maintained or that have malfunctioning emission control systems often exceed these standards.
 <br><br>
SB2878 requires vehicles that fail the emissions test be repaired prior to being registered with the Secretary of State.
 <br><br>
Senate Bill 2878 is effective immediately.</blockquote></p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Secretary of State">Secretary of State</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Secretary of State"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Secretary of State.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Illinois">Illinois</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Illinois"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Illinois.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/suspended license">suspended license</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/suspended license"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/suspended license.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/arrest">arrest</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/arrest"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/arrest.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/emissions">emissions</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/emissions"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/emissions.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-06-law.jpg" border="0"></p><p>Listener Bob sent us <a href="http://www.illinois.gov/PressReleases/ShowPressRelease.cfm?SubjectID=3&RecNum=4976" id="tico">this gem</a> yesterday about <a href="http://www.illinois.gov/PressReleases/ShowPressRelease.cfm?SubjectID=3&RecNum=4976" id="tico">Illinois Senate Bill 2878</a>. </p><p>Turns out that two months ago the state of Illinois passed a law regarding license suspension for failure to get an emission test for your car (LIKE ONE YOU NO LONGER OWN!!!!!!!) to simply a vehicle registration suspension that became law immediatley upon the signature of the Governor.</p><p>I think someone needs to inform the Illinois EPS, Secretary of States Office (DMV here) and Law Enforcement Officers in the state about this <a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/479" id="tico">because I was hauled in 3 days ago</a>.</p><p>Anyway, I am going to post the Bill release that was on the State site here incase someone might be searching for it. Thanks again Listener Bob!!
<blockquote>Gov. Blagojevich also signed Senate Bill 2878 into law, which provides that the Secretary of State (SOS) may not renew the vehicle registration of any vehicle owner who fails to comply with vehicle emissions testing requirements.
 <br><br>
Senate Bill 2878 was sponsored by Rep. Mike Tryon (R-Crystal Lake) and Sen. Martin Sandoval (D-Chicago).  It eliminates the drivers license suspension enforcement mechanism in the current program and replaces it with a vehicle registration denial system.  This would preclude a driver being arrested for a suspended drivers license.
 <br><br>
This change in public policy will ensure that residents are not inadvertently arrested for not getting their emissions checked while increasing the protection of the environment.  This bill provides a penalty for the car and not the driver which makes good public policy for Illinois, said Rep. Tryon.
 <br><br>
"Illinois is the only state in the country that goes to the drastic measure of suspending a driver's license for not having a vehicle tested. When you're driving on the road, and for whatever reason a trooper pulls you over, the last thing you need is to have your driver's license show-up as suspended," Sen. Sandoval said. "That could put an end to your vacation in a real hurry. We need to balance the requirement of compliance with common sense. That's exactly what my bill addresses."
 <br><br>
 The Illinois vehicle emissions test checks whether a vehicles emission control system is working properly. Vehicles that are not properly maintained or that have malfunctioning emission control systems often exceed these standards.
 <br><br>
SB2878 requires vehicles that fail the emissions test be repaired prior to being registered with the Secretary of State.
 <br><br>
Senate Bill 2878 is effective immediately.</blockquote></p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Secretary of State">Secretary of State</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Secretary of State"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Secretary of State.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Illinois">Illinois</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Illinois"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Illinois.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/suspended license">suspended license</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/suspended license"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/suspended license.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/arrest">arrest</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/arrest"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/arrest.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/emissions">emissions</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/emissions"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/emissions.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 06:43:12 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,480</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Listener Bob sent us this gem yesterday about Illinois Senate Bill 2878. Turns out that two months ago the state of Illinois passed a law regarding license suspension for failure to get an emission test for your car (LIKE ONE YOU NO LONGER OWN!!!!!!!) to simply a vehicle registration suspension that became law immediatley upon the signature of the</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>Secretary of State, Illinois, suspended license, arrest, emissions</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 7, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/114/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-7-2006_muffin_dnr.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/114/cks-2006-04-07.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-04-07" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/114/cks-2006-04-07.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-04-07.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #212<br />
  Length: 38:18<br />
  Size: 26.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 7, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<p>Gotta run to work.</p>
<p>We address "foreign accent syndrome" or disorder whatever it is<br />
  Speak to some more surgery<br />
  Betsy's household management position<br />
  "Why the hell did you marry him in the first place?"<br />
  Spinning dog blood at 3 a.m.<br />
  Doing a Disney vacation instead of Deadwood<br />
  No heroic measure . . . DNR for dog</p>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/wp-rss2.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br>	                              	                              <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/muffin">muffin</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/muffin"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/muffin.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dnr">dnr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dnr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dnr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/marriage">marriage</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/marriage"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/marriage.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/household management">household management</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/household management"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/household management.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/foreign accent syndrome">foreign accent syndrome</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/foreign accent syndrome"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/foreign accent syndrome.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/114/cks-2006-04-07.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-04-07" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/114/cks-2006-04-07.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-04-07.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #212<br />
  Length: 38:18<br />
  Size: 26.3 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 7, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<p>Gotta run to work.</p>
<p>We address "foreign accent syndrome" or disorder whatever it is<br />
  Speak to some more surgery<br />
  Betsy's household management position<br />
  "Why the hell did you marry him in the first place?"<br />
  Spinning dog blood at 3 a.m.<br />
  Doing a Disney vacation instead of Deadwood<br />
  No heroic measure . . . DNR for dog</p>
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Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 7, 2006
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Gotta run to work.
We address &quot;foreign accent syndrome&quot; or disorder whatever it is
  Speak to some more surgery
  Betsy&#039;s household</itunes:summary>
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