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      <title>mere | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for mere. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>I surrender: Trading Creative Commons for Traditional Copyright on Flickr</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2352452625/" title="I surrender by croncast, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2217/2352452625_1c170b94a2.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="I surrender" / border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The photo above, which I titled "I surrender", seemed apropos for this post.
<br><br>
I would like to preface what follows with this caveat: This post is more about emotion than it is copyright law, of which I am not an expert nor even remotely qualified to comment on. This is merely my observations as a content creator on Flickr.
<br><br>
When I opened my Flickr account I used a Creative Commons Attribution only license. This came to an abrupt end after a few weeks when I found one of my photos being used in a for-profit blog with the attribution copy in 4pt type in the footer of the post. Did the user of my photo meet the terms of the license? Possibly, but to minimize my contribution to his post wasn't cool. I felt ripped off.
<br><br>
At this point I switched over to a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs license that I hoped would alleviate the commercial peeps from using my images without permission. I thought it might also motivate others to give proper attribution.
<br><br>
It did . . . once. This year I was approached by a company that wanted to use the photo as part of their mapping software. It felt great to have someone ask to use a photo, even if it was for free. Their agreement allows me to retain all of my creative and publishing rights. Nice.
<br><br>
So, I have been thinking about my experiences over the last year with my Flickr account. There have been both positive and negative experiences but mostly positive. However, for some reason the negative ones have won out. I recently switched my photo licenses back to traditional copyright with all rights reserved. 
<br><br>
I look at this move as putting up a fence or at least a no trespassing sign. If someone asks for permission to use one of my photos I will almost always give them permission to use it. I am flattered every time that I see someone linking, posting or asking for permission to use a photo.
<br><br>
What are your thoughts? Should I go back to a web 2.0 style license and get over it because we live in a re-mix culture?<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photo">photo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/copyright">copyright</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/copyright"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/copyright.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Flickr">Flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Creative Commons">Creative Commons</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Creative Commons"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Creative Commons.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/content creator">content creator</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/content creator"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/content creator.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2352452625/" title="I surrender by croncast, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2217/2352452625_1c170b94a2.jpg" width="500" height="333" alt="I surrender" / border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The photo above, which I titled "I surrender", seemed apropos for this post.
<br><br>
I would like to preface what follows with this caveat: This post is more about emotion than it is copyright law, of which I am not an expert nor even remotely qualified to comment on. This is merely my observations as a content creator on Flickr.
<br><br>
When I opened my Flickr account I used a Creative Commons Attribution only license. This came to an abrupt end after a few weeks when I found one of my photos being used in a for-profit blog with the attribution copy in 4pt type in the footer of the post. Did the user of my photo meet the terms of the license? Possibly, but to minimize my contribution to his post wasn't cool. I felt ripped off.
<br><br>
At this point I switched over to a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs license that I hoped would alleviate the commercial peeps from using my images without permission. I thought it might also motivate others to give proper attribution.
<br><br>
It did . . . once. This year I was approached by a company that wanted to use the photo as part of their mapping software. It felt great to have someone ask to use a photo, even if it was for free. Their agreement allows me to retain all of my creative and publishing rights. Nice.
<br><br>
So, I have been thinking about my experiences over the last year with my Flickr account. There have been both positive and negative experiences but mostly positive. However, for some reason the negative ones have won out. I recently switched my photo licenses back to traditional copyright with all rights reserved. 
<br><br>
I look at this move as putting up a fence or at least a no trespassing sign. If someone asks for permission to use one of my photos I will almost always give them permission to use it. I am flattered every time that I see someone linking, posting or asking for permission to use a photo.
<br><br>
What are your thoughts? Should I go back to a web 2.0 style license and get over it because we live in a re-mix culture?<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/photo">photo</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/photo"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/photo.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/copyright">copyright</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/copyright"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/copyright.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Flickr">Flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Creative Commons">Creative Commons</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Creative Commons"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Creative Commons.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/content creator">content creator</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/content creator"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/content creator.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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The photo above, which I titled &quot;I surrender&quot;, seemed apropos for this post.

I would like to preface what follows with this caveat: This post is more about emotion than it is copyright law, of which I am not an expert nor even remotely qualified to comment on. This is merely my observations as a content creator on Flickr.

When I</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 03, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/863/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Aug-03-2007_Remington_Valhalla-Shooting-Club.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/863/cks-2007-08-03.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-08-03 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/863/cks-2007-08-03.mp3">Croncast - 2007-08-03.mp3</a><br>
Show: #393<br />
  Length: 32:41<br>
  Size: 22.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 03, 2007</strong></p>
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<br>
Kris is losing his voice<br>
The most emotional day of Jeanie's life ensues<br>
Jeanie wakes up hammered<br>
Betsy woke up and rubbed her feet all over Jeanie<br>
It is the curse of Betsy<br>
Betsy hates feet, can't stand feet<br>
Wants nothing to do with feet<br>
However, she can't keep her feet off of you<br>
She has to put them on you<br>
And these aren't regular feet<br>
They are a women's size 12<br>
A man's size 11 1/2<br>
And they are like meat hooks<br>
Dry, jerky meat hooks<br>
And they are rough and jagged with a sixth toe on each foot<br>
Like the Chinese guy in the Guinness Book<br>
It must be a female thing<br>
Evan yells at me when I do it to him<br>
Why do you gotta put your toes on me?<br>
Get on your own side dude!<br>
Sorry, Mrs. Smith greatest day ever isn't gonna cap out<br>
While I'm dying of alcohol and nicotine poisoning<br>
I wake up and the toilet is full of Kobe of bananas foster<br>
I didn't puke on the floor . . . it is from when I got out of the shower to puke<br>
Jeanie, "This is gross"<br>
We have to get up, today is the second greatest day of my life<br>
The day that I get to go and shoot stuff<br>
I'll have the fruit plate<br>
It comes back as fruit art<br>
We tell the waiter, but it is obvious that Betsy is hungover<br>
The waiter comes back with cappuccino for the ladies<br>
Jeanie gets amped<br>
Somebody give that woman a firearm<br>
Betsy now feels the same way that I did when we were on the ATVs<br>
Even Linda Hogan has to put chin to cleavage and push on<br>
No pressure, step up to the plate<br>
We walk in to Valhalla<br>
Turns out that John is going to help us<br>
There are like 10 bronze Remington statues<br>
Gigantic NRA flags on the wall<br>
Celebrity photos on the wall<br>
John, ex-Navy Seal, comes over and talks to us<br>
I have never listened so hard in my life<br>
"Oh shit, we are really going to do this"<br>
This will be in live combat simulation mode<br>
The bullets will explode<br>
"We do not point the gun at anyone. Including me," John<br>
This is when Jeanie begins to panic<br>
We have to sign a waiver with or social security number<br>
If you had been in the presence of an ex-Navy seal<br>
John comes over and lays down 9mm pistols in front of us<br>
Jeanie looses her color, "I'm trapped in this steal room with pulverizing bullets"<br>
More instructions on how to hold the gun<br>
He helps Jeanie out arm over arm<br>
We are not going to be Olympic competitors if rifle<br>
Ready position<br>
Jeanie pulled . . . and she melted<br>
The Navy Seal saw it coming<br>
He grabs her. Jeanie, "Bull shiiiit!"<br>
All of the sudden there are stars in the sky<br>
She is still standing right next me<br>
I can't quit shaking<br>
Do you need some water?<br>
He grabs lapel, "We have a freaker"<br>
He knew you were going to hit the road<br>
Lodged, malfunction, strike the magazine<br>
Bang, bang, b-bang<br>
Shells are falling all around Betsy's Crocs<br>
Betsy turns around with the gun and Jeanie hits the deck<br>
That is just the beginning<br>
Betsy, "It's OK to go Jeanie"<br>
Trying to be encouraging while crying<br>
Jeanie is the world's best friend<br>
John2 at the front desk watches the uncontrollable shaky Jeanie<br>
Do you want some oxygen?<br>
Finally they send a car<br>
Meanwhile back at Valhalla . . . <br>
OK you shot'em in the head . . . but it doesn't mean they can't still kick your ass<br>
You keep shooting till they don't move<br>
The look on your face is the look in that picture!<br>
John has made a very large impact on your life<br>
I am going to take you to a live scenario room<br>
If this were a long term course we would work on your startle reflex<br>
Betsy is awesome with a pistol<br>
They take Betsy into a biker bar with a terrorist<br>
I know it went down but you've got to keep shooting them<br>
So Betsy clears the room . . . "Clear and cold"<br>
Fear of firearms <br>
John, "We have one more room for you"<br>
He walks Betsy into a biker bar scenario room<br>
Your face baby, oh my god<br>
So in the corner of the bar is a robber<br>
All you can see is his head and arm because it was around a hostage<br>
I turned and dropped him with one shot between the eyes<br>
It was the best feeling that I ever had<br>
So Kris this is what I am thinking . . . a well armed wife is a happy wife<br>
"You cannot beat and armed woman"<br>
They sold purses designed for your concealed weapon<br>
I am putting it out there for birthday<br>
Henry just erased everything off his board and wrote, "I win."<br>
You might be the first person to be turned away at the Unitarian church<br>
I was going to tell Elliot, "Mommy took down a terrorist today"<br>
So now it is time to leave<br>
Cold maze is a good maze<br>
I think something that contributed to my discomfort was not breast feeding for 3 days<br>
To the right of me is a breast pump going full speed<br>
Betsy finished up . . . and says I got to get rid of this stuff<br>
It's like the trucker's pee bombs<br>
Yeah, except this is 90 proof<br>
She looks out window and says, "Are you ready?"<br>
Jeanie, "Why is it going to be beautiful? Is it going to turn into fairy dust"<br>
Is this going to be amazing?<br>
I gotta do this cool because there is a wind going<br>
Betsy throws it out . . . and it comes right back at her<br>
The inside of the Volvo is now covered with breast milk<br>
We stop at the Continental Divide<br>
You remember how I feel about high mountain roads<br>
Betsy, keep talking to me, keep talking<br>
Those nets are to catch landslides<br>
You could have explained pump and dump<br>
All of the sudden we see cable cars<br>
"The highest point on highway 50"<br>
It is gorgeous<br>
I was not feeling well<br>
Jeanie is shaking, exhausted and needs a pick me up<br>
Betsy, what kind of fudge do you want<br>
"What dude," Betsy says Colorado slow<br>
I think that I am freaking out<br>
Now we have to drive down the mountain<br>
Fudge won't help anything<br>
We made it down it ok<br>
But we were following an RV<br>
Can you use those for cars?<br>
No you have to hit the mountain<br>
The RV's brakes were on fire<br>
It took us six hours to get home<br>
That's it, installment 4 of Betsy and Jeanie's trip to <a href="www.elkmountainresort.com">Elk Mountain Resort</a> and <a href="valhallashootingclub.com">Valhalla Shooting Club</a>
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Show: #393<br />
  Length: 32:41<br>
  Size: 22.4mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Aug 03, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/aug-2007-08-03.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br>
Kris is losing his voice<br>
The most emotional day of Jeanie's life ensues<br>
Jeanie wakes up hammered<br>
Betsy woke up and rubbed her feet all over Jeanie<br>
It is the curse of Betsy<br>
Betsy hates feet, can't stand feet<br>
Wants nothing to do with feet<br>
However, she can't keep her feet off of you<br>
She has to put them on you<br>
And these aren't regular feet<br>
They are a women's size 12<br>
A man's size 11 1/2<br>
And they are like meat hooks<br>
Dry, jerky meat hooks<br>
And they are rough and jagged with a sixth toe on each foot<br>
Like the Chinese guy in the Guinness Book<br>
It must be a female thing<br>
Evan yells at me when I do it to him<br>
Why do you gotta put your toes on me?<br>
Get on your own side dude!<br>
Sorry, Mrs. Smith greatest day ever isn't gonna cap out<br>
While I'm dying of alcohol and nicotine poisoning<br>
I wake up and the toilet is full of Kobe of bananas foster<br>
I didn't puke on the floor . . . it is from when I got out of the shower to puke<br>
Jeanie, "This is gross"<br>
We have to get up, today is the second greatest day of my life<br>
The day that I get to go and shoot stuff<br>
I'll have the fruit plate<br>
It comes back as fruit art<br>
We tell the waiter, but it is obvious that Betsy is hungover<br>
The waiter comes back with cappuccino for the ladies<br>
Jeanie gets amped<br>
Somebody give that woman a firearm<br>
Betsy now feels the same way that I did when we were on the ATVs<br>
Even Linda Hogan has to put chin to cleavage and push on<br>
No pressure, step up to the plate<br>
We walk in to Valhalla<br>
Turns out that John is going to help us<br>
There are like 10 bronze Remington statues<br>
Gigantic NRA flags on the wall<br>
Celebrity photos on the wall<br>
John, ex-Navy Seal, comes over and talks to us<br>
I have never listened so hard in my life<br>
"Oh shit, we are really going to do this"<br>
This will be in live combat simulation mode<br>
The bullets will explode<br>
"We do not point the gun at anyone. Including me," John<br>
This is when Jeanie begins to panic<br>
We have to sign a waiver with or social security number<br>
If you had been in the presence of an ex-Navy seal<br>
John comes over and lays down 9mm pistols in front of us<br>
Jeanie looses her color, "I'm trapped in this steal room with pulverizing bullets"<br>
More instructions on how to hold the gun<br>
He helps Jeanie out arm over arm<br>
We are not going to be Olympic competitors if rifle<br>
Ready position<br>
Jeanie pulled . . . and she melted<br>
The Navy Seal saw it coming<br>
He grabs her. Jeanie, "Bull shiiiit!"<br>
All of the sudden there are stars in the sky<br>
She is still standing right next me<br>
I can't quit shaking<br>
Do you need some water?<br>
He grabs lapel, "We have a freaker"<br>
He knew you were going to hit the road<br>
Lodged, malfunction, strike the magazine<br>
Bang, bang, b-bang<br>
Shells are falling all around Betsy's Crocs<br>
Betsy turns around with the gun and Jeanie hits the deck<br>
That is just the beginning<br>
Betsy, "It's OK to go Jeanie"<br>
Trying to be encouraging while crying<br>
Jeanie is the world's best friend<br>
John2 at the front desk watches the uncontrollable shaky Jeanie<br>
Do you want some oxygen?<br>
Finally they send a car<br>
Meanwhile back at Valhalla . . . <br>
OK you shot'em in the head . . . but it doesn't mean they can't still kick your ass<br>
You keep shooting till they don't move<br>
The look on your face is the look in that picture!<br>
John has made a very large impact on your life<br>
I am going to take you to a live scenario room<br>
If this were a long term course we would work on your startle reflex<br>
Betsy is awesome with a pistol<br>
They take Betsy into a biker bar with a terrorist<br>
I know it went down but you've got to keep shooting them<br>
So Betsy clears the room . . . "Clear and cold"<br>
Fear of firearms <br>
John, "We have one more room for you"<br>
He walks Betsy into a biker bar scenario room<br>
Your face baby, oh my god<br>
So in the corner of the bar is a robber<br>
All you can see is his head and arm because it was around a hostage<br>
I turned and dropped him with one shot between the eyes<br>
It was the best feeling that I ever had<br>
So Kris this is what I am thinking . . . a well armed wife is a happy wife<br>
"You cannot beat and armed woman"<br>
They sold purses designed for your concealed weapon<br>
I am putting it out there for birthday<br>
Henry just erased everything off his board and wrote, "I win."<br>
You might be the first person to be turned away at the Unitarian church<br>
I was going to tell Elliot, "Mommy took down a terrorist today"<br>
So now it is time to leave<br>
Cold maze is a good maze<br>
I think something that contributed to my discomfort was not breast feeding for 3 days<br>
To the right of me is a breast pump going full speed<br>
Betsy finished up . . . and says I got to get rid of this stuff<br>
It's like the trucker's pee bombs<br>
Yeah, except this is 90 proof<br>
She looks out window and says, "Are you ready?"<br>
Jeanie, "Why is it going to be beautiful? Is it going to turn into fairy dust"<br>
Is this going to be amazing?<br>
I gotta do this cool because there is a wind going<br>
Betsy throws it out . . . and it comes right back at her<br>
The inside of the Volvo is now covered with breast milk<br>
We stop at the Continental Divide<br>
You remember how I feel about high mountain roads<br>
Betsy, keep talking to me, keep talking<br>
Those nets are to catch landslides<br>
You could have explained pump and dump<br>
All of the sudden we see cable cars<br>
"The highest point on highway 50"<br>
It is gorgeous<br>
I was not feeling well<br>
Jeanie is shaking, exhausted and needs a pick me up<br>
Betsy, what kind of fudge do you want<br>
"What dude," Betsy says Colorado slow<br>
I think that I am freaking out<br>
Now we have to drive down the mountain<br>
Fudge won't help anything<br>
We made it down it ok<br>
But we were following an RV<br>
Can you use those for cars?<br>
No you have to hit the mountain<br>
The RV's brakes were on fire<br>
It took us six hours to get home<br>
That's it, installment 4 of Betsy and Jeanie's trip to <a href="www.elkmountainresort.com">Elk Mountain Resort</a> and <a href="valhallashootingclub.com">Valhalla Shooting Club</a>
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         <title>He arrived as mere man, left an Olive Garden prophet</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Scott posted <a href="http://yourmonkeycalled.com/post/3807567">these insights</a> late last night. No doubt after spending some time in the purgatory knows as "Olive Garden".<br><br>He's got 10 quips from what appears to be an extensive list of Olive understanding - #2832 is my fav.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Olive Garden">Olive Garden</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Olive Garden"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Olive Garden.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/yourmonkeycalled">yourmonkeycalled</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/yourmonkeycalled"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/yourmonkeycalled.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Olivisms">Olivisms</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Olivisms"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Olivisms.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Scott posted <a href="http://yourmonkeycalled.com/post/3807567">these insights</a> late last night. No doubt after spending some time in the purgatory knows as "Olive Garden".<br><br>He's got 10 quips from what appears to be an extensive list of Olive understanding - #2832 is my fav.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Olive Garden">Olive Garden</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Olive Garden"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Olive Garden.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/yourmonkeycalled">yourmonkeycalled</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/yourmonkeycalled"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/yourmonkeycalled.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Olivisms">Olivisms</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Olivisms"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Olivisms.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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         <title> Croncast - Kris goes solo Ep. 5</title>
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	<p>Show: #78<br />
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	<p>Today's show is short . . .  4:52 tall and only weighs a mere 2.2 MB. Easy on your eyes and ears.</p>
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	<p>Show: #78<br />
Length: 4:52<br />
Format: mp3<br />
Bit rate: 64 kbs<br />
Size: 2.2 mb</p>
	<p><strong> Croncast - Kris goes solo Ep. 5</strong></p>
	<p>Today's show is short . . .  4:52 tall and only weighs a mere 2.2 MB. Easy on your eyes and ears.</p>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 21 Feb 2005 09:51:15 -0600</pubDate>
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	Show: #78
Length: 4:52
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 2.2 mb
	 Croncast - Kris goes solo Ep. 5
	Today&#039;s show is short . . .  4:52 tall and only weighs a mere 2.2 MB. Easy on your eyes and ears.
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