mood | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for mood. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2008 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for mood. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for mood. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg mood | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for mood. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove please, no http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1677/please-no_elliot_bit.php Blog please, no

from lunch yesterday, maggie was in no mood to smile. elliot, however, was a bit of a prankster.



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from lunch yesterday, maggie was in no mood to smile. elliot, however, was a bit of a prankster.



Tags: elliot bit prankster smile mood ]]> Sun, 27 Apr 2008 21:33:13 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1677 from lunch yesterday, maggie was in no mood to smile. elliot, however, was a bit of a prankster. no elliot, bit, prankster, smile, mood Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 22, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/590/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Dec-22-2006_Craig-Patchett_Black-Box-wine.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-12-22 align= Croncast - 2006-12-22.mp3

Show: #317
Length: 26:14
Size: 18.0 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris December 22, 2006

Today's show is brought to you by Craig Patchett
Sorry for this one Craig but I was in a bad mood last night and the show . . . well . . . it is shorter than usual, we owe you 4 minutes or so
Black Box Wine drink it like a spigot
I is like a giant juice box
That is the nice part about living with your mom
Franzia, no it is not Franzia
"Better than Franzia in small print"
I don't need any of that
The cell phone photo
Discarded prophylactic on the sidewalk
It was really the parking garage
Not common in a corporate parking garage
Betsy thinks it is normal for a suburban swampland
I know you were pretty young, mr ziploc
Wanna see where I took all my dates
It looked like a slasher set
Let's go take a look at the stars
When you're 16 it works
Discard the Cub Foods bag totally loaded
So where are they gonna go kick it Mr. B?
Behind Old Navy? No. Because freaks like me need cardboard
It is just something that you can't discard
Getting a Hep shot
Most people need them not catch if from the K-mart bathroom
Yes I did get super outraged
Betsy reads about herpies . . . Kris gets cold sores . . .NO HE DOES NOT
That's ok Kris I have come to grips with your disease
I don't have cold sores
Stress . . . bleedy pockets, are you nuts! . . . canker sores
The Monday role reversal
Listening to old shows and Betsy says some mean things to Kris
Betsy has broken down and is back at Goodwill
It's like selling Italian ice in the middle of winter
I wasn't going to tell you that I was going
But they had something perfect for you
Betsy calls and asks me to send her money
I never complain when she asks for Goodwill loot
Karma says Betsy should be there
And so did Kris
Kris's little country ditty for Betsy
"I swore off Goodwill on a Sunday, I was back at store opening on Monday"
Maggie got some pretty Barbies
I got you something the other day . . . I gotta wash it first
"You can't put this in the show notes"
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Cut two sides out of a white kitchen back and wear it around all day
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Thank god for internet porn
Kris really wants a . . . yeah 10 years ago
It was a lifestyle thing
Betsy finally tells me what she wants instead of reading between the lines
I'll probably drop it in the tub with you in it
We will be back on Christmas day!!
Find a quite corner on Monday and listen to the show all by yourself


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Tags: Craig Patchett Black Box wine Franzia Discarded prophylactic canker sores bleedy pockets ]]>Croncast 2006-12-22 align= Croncast - 2006-12-22.mp3

Show: #317
Length: 26:14
Size: 18.0 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris December 22, 2006

Today's show is brought to you by Craig Patchett
Sorry for this one Craig but I was in a bad mood last night and the show . . . well . . . it is shorter than usual, we owe you 4 minutes or so
Black Box Wine drink it like a spigot
I is like a giant juice box
That is the nice part about living with your mom
Franzia, no it is not Franzia
"Better than Franzia in small print"
I don't need any of that
The cell phone photo
Discarded prophylactic on the sidewalk
It was really the parking garage
Not common in a corporate parking garage
Betsy thinks it is normal for a suburban swampland
I know you were pretty young, mr ziploc
Wanna see where I took all my dates
It looked like a slasher set
Let's go take a look at the stars
When you're 16 it works
Discard the Cub Foods bag totally loaded
So where are they gonna go kick it Mr. B?
Behind Old Navy? No. Because freaks like me need cardboard
It is just something that you can't discard
Getting a Hep shot
Most people need them not catch if from the K-mart bathroom
Yes I did get super outraged
Betsy reads about herpies . . . Kris gets cold sores . . .NO HE DOES NOT
That's ok Kris I have come to grips with your disease
I don't have cold sores
Stress . . . bleedy pockets, are you nuts! . . . canker sores
The Monday role reversal
Listening to old shows and Betsy says some mean things to Kris
Betsy has broken down and is back at Goodwill
It's like selling Italian ice in the middle of winter
I wasn't going to tell you that I was going
But they had something perfect for you
Betsy calls and asks me to send her money
I never complain when she asks for Goodwill loot
Karma says Betsy should be there
And so did Kris
Kris's little country ditty for Betsy
"I swore off Goodwill on a Sunday, I was back at store opening on Monday"
Maggie got some pretty Barbies
I got you something the other day . . . I gotta wash it first
"You can't put this in the show notes"
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Cut two sides out of a white kitchen back and wear it around all day
(&*&^*&%&%&^*(&(*&(*&((*
*&^%GU*^YUI*YHU*&YU*((&^
(*HH^YT^G&HUI(IUI(KU&*I
Thank god for internet porn
Kris really wants a . . . yeah 10 years ago
It was a lifestyle thing
Betsy finally tells me what she wants instead of reading between the lines
I'll probably drop it in the tub with you in it
We will be back on Christmas day!!
Find a quite corner on Monday and listen to the show all by yourself


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Tags: Craig Patchett Black Box wine Franzia Discarded prophylactic canker sores bleedy pockets ]]> Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:31:18 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,590 no Craig Patchett, Black Box wine, Franzia, Discarded prophylactic, canker sores Not your father's website, not anymore http://www.croncast.com/rssk/125/Not-your-fathers-website-not-anymore_website_castlock.php Blog
I know that many people are going to give me a hard time for the new site and the color scheme. So what. It was time for something fresh and clean that fits our lives where we are now. Consider the website a Croncast mood ring.

I have a tendency to just want to try stuff out and see if it will work or how it will look. The web is so full of drab color palettes and the standard Web 2.0 green and grey (which I am guilty of also).

I took this new design as a challenge to create something visually stimulating around even more meaningful data, if that makes sense. If not it goes something like this; the site is really insignificant when you match website hits against rss hits by unique ip and useragnet. Huh? More unique people throughout a given day hit the rss feed than hit the website nearly during an entire week.

So with this in mind I had a bit a new found optimism this week and wanted to arrange the site like a wrapper for the content (the stuff that ends up in on the site or feed) that is stored in one database. It simply comes down to the mechanism for distribution not solely the mechanism of display. How it gets displayed is really out of my hands in the larger scheme of things.

Tags: website castlock father ]]>
I know that many people are going to give me a hard time for the new site and the color scheme. So what. It was time for something fresh and clean that fits our lives where we are now. Consider the website a Croncast mood ring.

I have a tendency to just want to try stuff out and see if it will work or how it will look. The web is so full of drab color palettes and the standard Web 2.0 green and grey (which I am guilty of also).

I took this new design as a challenge to create something visually stimulating around even more meaningful data, if that makes sense. If not it goes something like this; the site is really insignificant when you match website hits against rss hits by unique ip and useragnet. Huh? More unique people throughout a given day hit the rss feed than hit the website nearly during an entire week.

So with this in mind I had a bit a new found optimism this week and wanted to arrange the site like a wrapper for the content (the stuff that ends up in on the site or feed) that is stored in one database. It simply comes down to the mechanism for distribution not solely the mechanism of display. How it gets displayed is really out of my hands in the larger scheme of things.

Tags: website castlock father ]]> Sun, 09 Apr 2006 15:37:02 -0500 tag:croncast.com,125 In the spirit of kicking this site off right (sans smashing the side with a giant champagne bottle) I thought I would take this time to get nerdly.I know that many people are going to give me a hard time for the new site and the color scheme. So what. It was time for something fresh and clean that fits our lives where we are now. Consider the no website, castlock, father, , Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 118 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/200/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-118_betsy_kris.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-09-05 Croncast - 2005-09-05.mp3

Show: #159
Length: 26:19
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.1 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 118

Betsy is in a sour mood
Here comes the story of her desire to drive to off an Uplander
On goes the story of eBay betrayal
I tell Betsy not to make it personal
Betsy will file police report if she can
eBay feedback communal division
Who's always going to be older
Kris will always experience it first
Flood watch after Katrina
We could have taken our house to recycle, cash it in and donate money to 9/11 fund
Betsy wants wants to process a possible New Orleans trip by Kris (very, very small chance)
Making a disaster plan for yourself - we have no clue but are putting one together
We tend not to think about the worst
Back to Betsy's eBay guilt
Kris drinks Gatorade by barrel when he is sick
Outro by the man

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Tags: betsy kris ebay croncast story ]]>Croncast 2005-09-05 Croncast - 2005-09-05.mp3

Show: #159
Length: 26:19
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64 kbs
Size: 12.1 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 118

Betsy is in a sour mood
Here comes the story of her desire to drive to off an Uplander
On goes the story of eBay betrayal
I tell Betsy not to make it personal
Betsy will file police report if she can
eBay feedback communal division
Who's always going to be older
Kris will always experience it first
Flood watch after Katrina
We could have taken our house to recycle, cash it in and donate money to 9/11 fund
Betsy wants wants to process a possible New Orleans trip by Kris (very, very small chance)
Making a disaster plan for yourself - we have no clue but are putting one together
We tend not to think about the worst
Back to Betsy's eBay guilt
Kris drinks Gatorade by barrel when he is sick
Outro by the man

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Tags: betsy kris ebay croncast story ]]> Mon, 05 Sep 2005 09:26:41 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,200 Croncast - 2005-09-05.mp3 Show: #159 Length: 26:19 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64 kbs Size: 12.1 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 118 Betsy is in a sour mood Here comes the story of her desire to drive to off an Uplander On goes the story of eBay betrayal I tell Betsy not to make it personal Betsy will file police report if she can eBay no betsy, kris, ebay, croncast, story