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      <title>nannies | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
      <link>http://www.croncast.com</link>
      <description>This is the keyword feed for nannies. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for nannies. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for nannies. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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 		<description>This is the keyword feed for nannies. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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			<itunes:name>Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:name>
	        <itunes:email>info@palegroove.com</itunes:email>
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         <title>Keep it quiet, Soundtrack, Funny faces</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[Show: #558<br />
Length: 31:05<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-03-05.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Show notes, not<br>
Crazy day her at the Croncast<br>
Betsy still sick<br>
Maggie still sick<br>
Elliot still sick<br>
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine<br>
Have a great weekend :-)<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nannies">nannies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nannies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nannies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upper east side">upper east side</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upper east side"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upper east side.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot smith">elliot smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #558<br />
Length: 31:05<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-03-05.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Show notes, not<br>
Crazy day her at the Croncast<br>
Betsy still sick<br>
Maggie still sick<br>
Elliot still sick<br>
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine<br>
Have a great weekend :-)<br>
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nannies">nannies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nannies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nannies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upper east side">upper east side</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upper east side"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upper east side.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot smith">elliot smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:33:09 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary>Show: #558
Length: 31:05
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Show notes, not
Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>nannies, new york, upper east side, elliot smith, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 23 Ep 23: Samper of the Croncast</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4271/Season-23-Ep-23:-Samper-of-the-Croncast_nannies_new-york.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #558-Sampler<br />
Length: 4:01<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Show notes, not<br>
Crazy day her at the Croncast<br>
Betsy still sick<br>
Maggie still sick<br>
Elliot still sick<br>
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine<br>
Have a great weekend :-)<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nannies">nannies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nannies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nannies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upper east side">upper east side</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upper east side"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upper east side.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot smith">elliot smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #558-Sampler<br />
Length: 4:01<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Show notes, not<br>
Crazy day her at the Croncast<br>
Betsy still sick<br>
Maggie still sick<br>
Elliot still sick<br>
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine<br>
Have a great weekend :-)<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nannies">nannies</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nannies"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nannies.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/upper east side">upper east side</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/upper east side"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/upper east side.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/elliot smith">elliot smith</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/elliot smith"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/elliot smith.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 14:29:26 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #558-Sampler
Length: 4:01
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

Show notes, not
Crazy day her at the Croncast
Betsy still sick
Maggie still sick
Elliot still sick
Pink eye, fevers and stuff you should only imagine
Have a great weekend :-)

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville -</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>nannies, new york, upper east side, elliot smith, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 13: The Coffee Drinker, Whip Antennae, CB Radio Booty Call</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1341/Season-19-Ep-13:-The-Coffee-Drinker-Whip-Antennae-CB-Radio-Booty-Call_CB-Radio_The-Coffee-Drinker.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1341/cks-2008-02-06.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-06 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1341/cks-2008-02-06.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-06.mp3</a><br>
Show: #459<br />
  Length: 29:08<br>
  Size: 20.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1341/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-06.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
BigJon wanted to know who "The Coffee Drinker" is<br>
Suspense, I don't how we did it<br>
The Coffee Drinker background<br>
Has something to do with CB Radios<br>
The big whip antennae's on trucks<br>
If you had two you were the shit<br>
So some ladies would come on night and ask for "The Coffee Drinker"<br>
We thought it might be a kid like us<br>
A sophisticated kid drinking Folgers with their folks<br>
Could have been the farmers having coffee<br>
Water and syrup falls on ice in cup<br>
Too much for a small town person to handle<br>
Yeah, you need training to run the fountain soda dispenser<br>
The old guys brought in a scanner<br>
The Coffee Drinker wouldn't reply back<br>
Of course he wouldn't<br>
Kris, you need some help<br>
Get yourself something nice when I don't talk<br>
Cruising around in the morning<br>
How do you know who his kid is?<br>
Bill had some issues<br>
He had rebel flag stickers on his car, no one really liked him and he listened to too much AC/DC<br>
He says, that The Coffee Drinker was his dad<br>
His dad tilled my garden every year<br>
Is that why you are the way you are?<br>
Maybe I should have said tilled my mom's garden<br>
You gotta use the lingo<br>
Smokey and the bandit style<br>
A CB radio booty call<br>
It's not the one that you are thinking of<br>
They are like nannies<br>
Small town = "Not my business"<br>
I think I need to resurrect this story<br>
You can't just end there<br>
You have to come with conviction<br>
Your car won't want to stop<br>
These people just let life happen to them<br>
Until something forces them to move on<br>
No lapping waves at their shore<br>
Lots of driving around happens<br>
He pulled you over because he wanted to talk to you<br>
Where I'm from men can't do that<br>
You're with that Smith boy, ain't you<br>
Johnny law vs. the high school kids<br>
Typical<br>
They don't have any training<br>
This is how you hit'em with the yellow pages<br>
This is how you hit'em with the white pages<br>
He was throwing the beers out the sun roof<br>
Straight up in the air<br>
The cop is dodging our beer cans<br>
You left a trail of beer crumbs for him to follow<br>
It was late at night they could have been anyone's beers<br>
There were a lot of drunk bunnies and chipmunks the next morning<br>
What should you do in that situation?<br>
Full circle in your life would be becoming the town cop
<br><br><a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcast/1R2toZAi1zFRUj"><img src="http://www.resalequeen.com/images/new_show.jpg" border="0"></a>
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
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BigJon wanted to know who "The Coffee Drinker" is<br>
Suspense, I don't how we did it<br>
The Coffee Drinker background<br>
Has something to do with CB Radios<br>
The big whip antennae's on trucks<br>
If you had two you were the shit<br>
So some ladies would come on night and ask for "The Coffee Drinker"<br>
We thought it might be a kid like us<br>
A sophisticated kid drinking Folgers with their folks<br>
Could have been the farmers having coffee<br>
Water and syrup falls on ice in cup<br>
Too much for a small town person to handle<br>
Yeah, you need training to run the fountain soda dispenser<br>
The old guys brought in a scanner<br>
The Coffee Drinker wouldn't reply back<br>
Of course he wouldn't<br>
Kris, you need some help<br>
Get yourself something nice when I don't talk<br>
Cruising around in the morning<br>
How do you know who his kid is?<br>
Bill had some issues<br>
He had rebel flag stickers on his car, no one really liked him and he listened to too much AC/DC<br>
He says, that The Coffee Drinker was his dad<br>
His dad tilled my garden every year<br>
Is that why you are the way you are?<br>
Maybe I should have said tilled my mom's garden<br>
You gotta use the lingo<br>
Smokey and the bandit style<br>
A CB radio booty call<br>
It's not the one that you are thinking of<br>
They are like nannies<br>
Small town = "Not my business"<br>
I think I need to resurrect this story<br>
You can't just end there<br>
You have to come with conviction<br>
Your car won't want to stop<br>
These people just let life happen to them<br>
Until something forces them to move on<br>
No lapping waves at their shore<br>
Lots of driving around happens<br>
He pulled you over because he wanted to talk to you<br>
Where I'm from men can't do that<br>
You're with that Smith boy, ain't you<br>
Johnny law vs. the high school kids<br>
Typical<br>
They don't have any training<br>
This is how you hit'em with the yellow pages<br>
This is how you hit'em with the white pages<br>
He was throwing the beers out the sun roof<br>
Straight up in the air<br>
The cop is dodging our beer cans<br>
You left a trail of beer crumbs for him to follow<br>
It was late at night they could have been anyone's beers<br>
There were a lot of drunk bunnies and chipmunks the next morning<br>
What should you do in that situation?<br>
Full circle in your life would be becoming the town cop
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