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	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-03 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1009/cks-2007-10-03.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-03.mp3</a><br>
Show: #417<br />
  Length: 31:01<br>
  Size: 21.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007</strong></p>
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Bringing you the show for October 3rd<br>
Be sly that that Google search person<br>
It was good<br>
New contest . . . Google you most creative result that gets you Croncast<br>
You have to click through<br>
You will win some stickers<br>
The stickers were in your expo bag<br>
Those gotta go out<br>
Thanks to Steve, Mark, Rhonda and Craig<br>
Betsy giving me looks as I slow down those names<br>
They were at the live show<br>
Betsy has some thoughts on the nerd convention<br>
Every woman should visit one of these<br>
There were no chicks there<br>
1. No line for womens bathroom<br>
You should be happy not to have many women while husband is away<br>
Doing shots at the bar with Nick Starr<br>
You are the hottest chick in the bar<br>
Never happens to me in Naperville<br>
It's an ego boost<br>
It is so easy to compliment you people<br>
You say something kind of clever . . . <br>
Then I say, "I'm gonna twitter that" <br>
Or say, "I am going to buy that domain"<br>
Yeah, I used that a few times<br>
Ahh, nerdom. I love it<br>
Why don't we go to In and Out Burger again<br>
Too much to handle<br>
My lower colon just smiled at you<br>
Twitter is addictive<br>
It's like IM but one way<br>
Do they build sonar into your phones?<br>
You live in the dark<br>
Come out into the light and you walk reading your device<br>
Nobody has a iPhone hit the floor baby<br>
It's not just guys<br>
You have a vagina. You are supposed to be on my side<br>
You are being so impolite, bears<br>
I don't want to look like a nerd<br>
No one calls each other at a nerd event<br>
It's all sms baby, ping<br>
Or we communicate by twitter<br>
Swatting at invisible spiders<br>
They are not nerd vacations . . . it's where business gets done<br>
Everyone talks about what they have going on<br>
Like Aaron Brazell mentioning mem_cache on MySQL<br>
If I hadn't been on that trip I wouldn't have been able to share that with our developers<br>
There were no babies or many wedding rings<br>
I volunteered for something that I will pass to you, Kris<br>
I have to decline<br>
I do not want to volunteer for art class<br>
It's no big deal Mr B<br>
The children are making these collages<br>
This is the most beautiful forest that I have ever seen<br>
That's not your tree . . . that's your mother . . . oh!<br>
Now I got to make a pipe cleaner cloud<br>
It's all about balance<br>
This flower . . . I can almost . . . smell it<br>
Maybe a pipe cleaner porcupine?<br>
It is the coolest funniest shit you've ever seen<br>
We need rounded edges Mrs. Smith<br>
Little boys making the "gun" hand on the playground<br>
Fighting back instead of being pushed around<br>
Being positive for the man<br>
He has picked up a new habit that he is sticking with<br>
Going full circle<br>
Yes, my mom called 12 times today and left three voicemails<br>
Would a neurologist have anything to look for in your ear?
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Show: #417<br />
  Length: 31:01<br>
  Size: 21.3mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 03, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-03.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Bringing you the show for October 3rd<br>
Be sly that that Google search person<br>
It was good<br>
New contest . . . Google you most creative result that gets you Croncast<br>
You have to click through<br>
You will win some stickers<br>
The stickers were in your expo bag<br>
Those gotta go out<br>
Thanks to Steve, Mark, Rhonda and Craig<br>
Betsy giving me looks as I slow down those names<br>
They were at the live show<br>
Betsy has some thoughts on the nerd convention<br>
Every woman should visit one of these<br>
There were no chicks there<br>
1. No line for womens bathroom<br>
You should be happy not to have many women while husband is away<br>
Doing shots at the bar with Nick Starr<br>
You are the hottest chick in the bar<br>
Never happens to me in Naperville<br>
It's an ego boost<br>
It is so easy to compliment you people<br>
You say something kind of clever . . . <br>
Then I say, "I'm gonna twitter that" <br>
Or say, "I am going to buy that domain"<br>
Yeah, I used that a few times<br>
Ahh, nerdom. I love it<br>
Why don't we go to In and Out Burger again<br>
Too much to handle<br>
My lower colon just smiled at you<br>
Twitter is addictive<br>
It's like IM but one way<br>
Do they build sonar into your phones?<br>
You live in the dark<br>
Come out into the light and you walk reading your device<br>
Nobody has a iPhone hit the floor baby<br>
It's not just guys<br>
You have a vagina. You are supposed to be on my side<br>
You are being so impolite, bears<br>
I don't want to look like a nerd<br>
No one calls each other at a nerd event<br>
It's all sms baby, ping<br>
Or we communicate by twitter<br>
Swatting at invisible spiders<br>
They are not nerd vacations . . . it's where business gets done<br>
Everyone talks about what they have going on<br>
Like Aaron Brazell mentioning mem_cache on MySQL<br>
If I hadn't been on that trip I wouldn't have been able to share that with our developers<br>
There were no babies or many wedding rings<br>
I volunteered for something that I will pass to you, Kris<br>
I have to decline<br>
I do not want to volunteer for art class<br>
It's no big deal Mr B<br>
The children are making these collages<br>
This is the most beautiful forest that I have ever seen<br>
That's not your tree . . . that's your mother . . . oh!<br>
Now I got to make a pipe cleaner cloud<br>
It's all about balance<br>
This flower . . . I can almost . . . smell it<br>
Maybe a pipe cleaner porcupine?<br>
It is the coolest funniest shit you've ever seen<br>
We need rounded edges Mrs. Smith<br>
Little boys making the "gun" hand on the playground<br>
Fighting back instead of being pushed around<br>
Being positive for the man<br>
He has picked up a new habit that he is sticking with<br>
Going full circle<br>
Yes, my mom called 12 times today and left three voicemails<br>
Would a neurologist have anything to look for in your ear?
<br><br>
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