ontario | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for ontario. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2008 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for ontario. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for ontario. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg ontario | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for ontario. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Chicago Dogs (I ate fish) http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1559/Chicago-Dogs-(I-ate-fish)_dogs_consume.php Blog Chicago Dogs (I ate fish)

These hot dogs were waiting for tourists or an ardent Bears fan to consume at Portillo's on W. Ontario St.



Tags: dogs consume fan portillo ontario ]]>Chicago Dogs (I ate fish)

These hot dogs were waiting for tourists or an ardent Bears fan to consume at Portillo's on W. Ontario St.



Tags: dogs consume fan portillo ontario ]]> Sun, 30 Mar 2008 16:50:23 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1559 These hot dogs were waiting for tourists or an ardent Bears fan to consume at Portillo's on W. Ontario St. no dogs, consume, fan, portillo, ontario Croncast representin' http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1011/Croncast-representin_behind_hotel.php Blog Croncast representin'

We came to Ontario in full effect.

This shot came from a container behind the hotel.

Nice work people.



Tags: behind hotel work container shot ]]>Croncast representin'

We came to Ontario in full effect.

This shot came from a container behind the hotel.

Nice work people.



Tags: behind hotel work container shot ]]> Wed, 03 Oct 2007 18:15:39 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1011 We came to Ontario in full effect. This shot came from a container behind the hotel. Nice work people. no behind, hotel, work, container, shot Kris Smith - New Media, RSS and Podcast Expert http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1130/Kris-Smith---New-Media-RSS-and-Podcast-Expert_RSS-guru_Podcasting-professional.php Blog Kristopher Smith
http://linkedin.com/in/ksmith
Naperville, IL 60565 (630) 445-1719 ● kris[at]palegroove.com


Career Objective

A leadership position with a company interested in benefiting from the opportunities presented by leading edge new media technologies where a commitment to innovative ideas and entrepreneurial spirit is recognized and rewarded.

Qualifications Summary:

  • Accomplished entrepreneur and strategist with a demonstrated history of success integrating new media technologies into existing platforms and campaigns for Fortune 500 companies.
  • Combined expertise in RSS and podcast development with an extended network of relationships with independent, corporate and mainstream media.
  • Developed and licensed Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform that enables users to manage large libraries of content and maintain statistics privately.

Professional Experience

Room 214, Boulder, Colorado ● 1/2007-11/2007

Vice President, New Media

    Leadership force for product development within an organization that integrates new media, public relations efforts, web marketing methodologies and technologies under cohesive systems that drive measurable calls to action via the Internet. Company services were solicited from some of the most recognized PR firms and creative agencies to positively impact corporate sales, brand awareness and communications.

    Major Contributions:

    • Developed moderated media RSS feeds (mmRSS) for episodic and archived content delivery via RSS
    • Orchestrated product development and integration of emerging technologies such as Twitter and other social media API's into Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform
    • Created and delivered new products from the Castlock code base, RSSignite and Episodr
    • Spearheaded integration of new media including podcasting and RSS into new client product offerings and marketing campaigns
    • Invigorated existing client marketing campaigns with new media elements
    • Directed digital media production from concept to final deliverable
    • Initiated research and development for RSS strategies and effective RSS search engine optimization
    • Served as company spokesperson at industry and new media events around the country

    Career Note:     As a representative of Room 214 and respected authority in the new media field I delivered the following presentations:
    • Podcast & New Media Expo (Sept. 2007) Ontario, CA."Compression Killed the Video Star"
    • PodCamp NYC (Apr. 2007) New York, New York. Panel "Podcast Open Metrics Initiative."
    • eLearning 2007 (Mar. 2007) Chicago, IL. "Using RSS Feeds, Podcasts to Deliver Distance Education"
    • Podcast Academy 5 (Feb. 2007) Duke University. "Understanding Authenticated & Personalized RSS Feeds"

Joint Commission Resources/Joint Commission, Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois ● 5/2005-12/2006

Associate Director, eLearning

    Promoted to direct eLearning digital product development for Joint Commission Resources. Led innovations in delivery of information required to comply with the accreditation standards of the Joint Commission on Accredited Healthcare Organizations (JCAHO). JCAHO accreditation and certification is the standard of excellence in health care organizations.

    Major Contributions:

    • Identified opportunities for new revenue streams utilizing innovative content delivery systems
    • Evangelized blogging and podcast initiatives to integrate new media technologies within the enterprise
    • Directed a division to develop digital products and manage legacy products focusing on increasing sales
    • Engineered courseware implementation, software, coding and course development for field cadre and central office employees
    • Disseminated educational training information to 400 global field staff via a custom RSS application

Palegroove Studios, Naperville, Illinois ● 2/2005-Present

Founder/CEO

    Pioneered the start-up and development of the world's first podcast production company. Advised Fortune 500 clients on utilizing this medium to extend their brands. Developed podcasts from conception to deliverables which includes consulting with client on: show content, format, script writing, transcripts and creation of royalty free musical intros,outros and sweepers. Developed and licensed Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform. Produced over 700 podcasts since 2005.

    Podcasts Produced:

    • MasterCard, The Home Depot, Abbot Laboratories (2007)
    • Nascar Alltel Racing Podcast (2006 & 2007) produced podcasts in conjunction with XM Satellite Radio
    • NFL Alltel My Circle Podcast (2006 season) produced with nationally recognized radio talent from official team media outlets
    • Nascar Coors Light Racing Podcast for Coors Light (2006)
    • Fab 5 Summer '05 Podcasts produced for MTV Networks Affiliate Marketing (2005)
    • Developed and independently produced Croncast (2004-Present) delivered 3 times a week since November of 2004 and recognized by a number of media outlets including: The New York Times, Detroit Free Press, FOX News, and NBC (Chicago)

    Career Note: As a successful entrepreneur and recognized expert in the podcast industry I delivered the following presentations:

    • PodCamp West (Nov. 2006) San Francisco, CA. Keynote panel "The Future of New Media"
    • Portable Media Expo (Sep. 2006) Ontario, CA. "Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Podcasting Consultant"
    • Podcast Academy 4 (Sep. 2006) Ontario, CA. "Web Design for Corporate Podcasting"

Waubonsee Community College, Sugar Grove, Illinois ● 5/2000-5/2005

Distance Learning Technical Support Specialist

    • Trained and supported university and college faculty throughout Illinois on the integration of technology into the classroom as part of ILLCO, a state funded initiative
    • Designed and developed all graphics, wrote code, recorded, edited and encoded all audio for a Flash virtual tour of the college campus for use online, CD-ROM and hybrid DVD
    • Recognized as innovator within organization promoted four times in five years


Languages

PHP, MySQL, RSS, XML, HTML

Audio/Video

Sound Forge, Acid Pro, WaveLab, Vegas, Waves, Fruity Loops

Blogware/Podcasting

Castlock and WordPress

Design/Interactive

Flash, Dreamweaver, Fireworks, Photoshop, InDesign and Illustrator

Courseware

WebCT, aTutor, Scenario Studio, and HorizonLive


Education

BFA Visual Communication with an emphasis in Digital Design 2005

American InterContinental University, Hoffman Estates, Illinois

Associates of Arts Degree December 2000

Waubonsee Community College, Sugar Grove, Illinois

August 1993 - December 1994

Bradley University, Peoria, Illinois



Tags: RSS guru Podcasting professional PHP Castlock New Media expert RSS expert ]]>Kristopher Smith
http://linkedin.com/in/ksmith
Naperville, IL 60565 (630) 445-1719 ● kris[at]palegroove.com


Career Objective

A leadership position with a company interested in benefiting from the opportunities presented by leading edge new media technologies where a commitment to innovative ideas and entrepreneurial spirit is recognized and rewarded.

Qualifications Summary:

  • Accomplished entrepreneur and strategist with a demonstrated history of success integrating new media technologies into existing platforms and campaigns for Fortune 500 companies.
  • Combined expertise in RSS and podcast development with an extended network of relationships with independent, corporate and mainstream media.
  • Developed and licensed Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform that enables users to manage large libraries of content and maintain statistics privately.

Professional Experience

Room 214, Boulder, Colorado ● 1/2007-11/2007

Vice President, New Media

    Leadership force for product development within an organization that integrates new media, public relations efforts, web marketing methodologies and technologies under cohesive systems that drive measurable calls to action via the Internet. Company services were solicited from some of the most recognized PR firms and creative agencies to positively impact corporate sales, brand awareness and communications.

    Major Contributions:

    • Developed moderated media RSS feeds (mmRSS) for episodic and archived content delivery via RSS
    • Orchestrated product development and integration of emerging technologies such as Twitter and other social media API's into Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform
    • Created and delivered new products from the Castlock code base, RSSignite and Episodr
    • Spearheaded integration of new media including podcasting and RSS into new client product offerings and marketing campaigns
    • Invigorated existing client marketing campaigns with new media elements
    • Directed digital media production from concept to final deliverable
    • Initiated research and development for RSS strategies and effective RSS search engine optimization
    • Served as company spokesperson at industry and new media events around the country

    Career Note:     As a representative of Room 214 and respected authority in the new media field I delivered the following presentations:
    • Podcast & New Media Expo (Sept. 2007) Ontario, CA."Compression Killed the Video Star"
    • PodCamp NYC (Apr. 2007) New York, New York. Panel "Podcast Open Metrics Initiative."
    • eLearning 2007 (Mar. 2007) Chicago, IL. "Using RSS Feeds, Podcasts to Deliver Distance Education"
    • Podcast Academy 5 (Feb. 2007) Duke University. "Understanding Authenticated & Personalized RSS Feeds"

Joint Commission Resources/Joint Commission, Oakbrook Terrace, Illinois ● 5/2005-12/2006

Associate Director, eLearning

    Promoted to direct eLearning digital product development for Joint Commission Resources. Led innovations in delivery of information required to comply with the accreditation standards of the Joint Commission on Accredited Healthcare Organizations (JCAHO). JCAHO accreditation and certification is the standard of excellence in health care organizations.

    Major Contributions:

    • Identified opportunities for new revenue streams utilizing innovative content delivery systems
    • Evangelized blogging and podcast initiatives to integrate new media technologies within the enterprise
    • Directed a division to develop digital products and manage legacy products focusing on increasing sales
    • Engineered courseware implementation, software, coding and course development for field cadre and central office employees
    • Disseminated educational training information to 400 global field staff via a custom RSS application

Palegroove Studios, Naperville, Illinois ● 2/2005-Present

Founder/CEO

    Pioneered the start-up and development of the world's first podcast production company. Advised Fortune 500 clients on utilizing this medium to extend their brands. Developed podcasts from conception to deliverables which includes consulting with client on: show content, format, script writing, transcripts and creation of royalty free musical intros,outros and sweepers. Developed and licensed Castlock, a robust new media management and RSS metrics platform. Produced over 700 podcasts since 2005.

    Podcasts Produced:

    • MasterCard, The Home Depot, Abbot Laboratories (2007)
    • Nascar Alltel Racing Podcast (2006 & 2007) produced podcasts in conjunction with XM Satellite Radio
    • NFL Alltel My Circle Podcast (2006 season) produced with nationally recognized radio talent from official team media outlets
    • Nascar Coors Light Racing Podcast for Coors Light (2006)
    • Fab 5 Summer '05 Podcasts produced for MTV Networks Affiliate Marketing (2005)
    • Developed and independently produced Croncast (2004-Present) delivered 3 times a week since November of 2004 and recognized by a number of media outlets including: The New York Times, Detroit Free Press, FOX News, and NBC (Chicago)

    Career Note: As a successful entrepreneur and recognized expert in the podcast industry I delivered the following presentations:

    • PodCamp West (Nov. 2006) San Francisco, CA. Keynote panel "The Future of New Media"
    • Portable Media Expo (Sep. 2006) Ontario, CA. "Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Podcasting Consultant"
    • Podcast Academy 4 (Sep. 2006) Ontario, CA. "Web Design for Corporate Podcasting"

Waubonsee Community College, Sugar Grove, Illinois ● 5/2000-5/2005

Distance Learning Technical Support Specialist

    • Trained and supported university and college faculty throughout Illinois on the integration of technology into the classroom as part of ILLCO, a state funded initiative
    • Designed and developed all graphics, wrote code, recorded, edited and encoded all audio for a Flash virtual tour of the college campus for use online, CD-ROM and hybrid DVD
    • Recognized as innovator within organization promoted four times in five years


Languages

PHP, MySQL, RSS, XML, HTML

Audio/Video

Sound Forge, Acid Pro, WaveLab, Vegas, Waves, Fruity Loops

Blogware/Podcasting

Castlock and WordPress

Design/Interactive

Flash, Dreamweaver, Fireworks, Photoshop, InDesign and Illustrator

Courseware

WebCT, aTutor, Scenario Studio, and HorizonLive


Education

BFA Visual Communication with an emphasis in Digital Design 2005

American InterContinental University, Hoffman Estates, Illinois

Associates of Arts Degree December 2000

Waubonsee Community College, Sugar Grove, Illinois

August 1993 - December 1994

Bradley University, Peoria, Illinois



Tags: RSS guru Podcasting professional PHP Castlock New Media expert RSS expert ]]> Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:43:14 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1130 Kristopher Smith http://linkedin.com/in/ksmith Naperville, IL 60565 (630) 445-1719 ● kris[at]palegroove.com Career Objective A leadership position with a company interested in benefiting from the opportunities presented by leading edge new media technologies where a commitment to innovative ideas and entrepreneurial spirit is no RSS guru, Podcasting professional, PHP, Castlock, New Media expert Where's the Friday show? http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1006/Wheres-the-Friday-show_New-Media-Expo_Betsy-Smith.php Blog Where's the Friday show?

Well, there wasn't one. We've been working it for the last two days at New Media Expo in the fine LA suburb of Ontario.

We'll bring the funny back on Monday, no doubt, and back on track.

So far it has been a great trip with about 40 mini live shows as Betsy keeps'em rolling.



Tags: New Media Expo Betsy Smith Portable Media Expo xv6700 ]]>Where's the Friday show?

Well, there wasn't one. We've been working it for the last two days at New Media Expo in the fine LA suburb of Ontario.

We'll bring the funny back on Monday, no doubt, and back on track.

So far it has been a great trip with about 40 mini live shows as Betsy keeps'em rolling.



Tags: New Media Expo Betsy Smith Portable Media Expo xv6700 ]]> Sat, 29 Sep 2007 12:02:49 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1006 Well, there wasn't one. We've been working it for the last two days at New Media Expo in the fine LA suburb of Ontario. We'll bring the funny back on Monday, no doubt, and back on track. So far it has been a great trip with about 40 mini live shows as Betsy keeps'em rolling. no New Media Expo, Betsy Smith, Portable Media Expo, xv6700, Ask and ye shall receive painted chicks http://www.croncast.com/rssk/499/Ask-and-ye-shall-receive-painted-chicks_painted-chicks_ontario-ca.php Blog
Remember these naked gals are people too so be kind.

This one is a little too racy for me to post here.

Yes . . . I get it . . . the human form is beautiful and the problem is my own hang ups. See for yourself.





These photos come courtesy of Flickr streams belonging to crapmonkey and podcheck.

Tags: painted chicks ontario, ca expo party i am so embarrassed ]]>
Remember these naked gals are people too so be kind.

This one is a little too racy for me to post here.

Yes . . . I get it . . . the human form is beautiful and the problem is my own hang ups. See for yourself.





These photos come courtesy of Flickr streams belonging to crapmonkey and podcheck.

Tags: painted chicks ontario, ca expo party i am so embarrassed ]]> Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:29:11 -0500 tag:croncast.com,499 Emails, comments and one phone call bring you some of the naked painted chicks.Remember these naked gals are people too so be kind. This one is a little too racy for me to post here.Yes . . . I get it . . . the human form is beautiful and the problem is my own hang ups. See for yourself. These photos come courtesy of Flickr streams belonging no painted chicks, ontario, ca, expo party, i am so embarrassed, Speaking: PME and Podcast Academy two days! http://www.croncast.com/rssk/492/Speaking:-PME-and-Podcast-Academy-two-days!_Podcast-Academy_Podcast-and-Portable-Media-Expo.php Blog
On September 28th I will deliver the 'Integration' session at the Podcast Academy on "Successful Web Design for Podcasting". I will be comparing successful podcasting sites, techniques for user interface design and code engines that can make implementing a podacast site quick and simple.

On September 30th I'll be leading a session titled "Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant". Isn't that a mouthfull? During this session I will share my experiences as a podcast consultant both good and could have been better, communicating ideas effectively to the client, what to put in a proposal, and tips on streamlining your audio production.

We'll also talk pricing.

Tags: Podcast Academy Podcast and Portable Media Expo Kris Smith PME Gigavox ]]>
On September 28th I will deliver the 'Integration' session at the Podcast Academy on "Successful Web Design for Podcasting". I will be comparing successful podcasting sites, techniques for user interface design and code engines that can make implementing a podacast site quick and simple.

On September 30th I'll be leading a session titled "Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant". Isn't that a mouthfull? During this session I will share my experiences as a podcast consultant both good and could have been better, communicating ideas effectively to the client, what to put in a proposal, and tips on streamlining your audio production.

We'll also talk pricing.

Tags: Podcast Academy Podcast and Portable Media Expo Kris Smith PME Gigavox ]]> Tue, 26 Sep 2006 13:23:08 -0500 tag:croncast.com,492 No time like the present to let the world know that this Thursday I'll be in Ontario, CA speaking at the Podcast Academy 4 and Podcast and Portable Media Expo.On September 28th I will deliver the 'Integration' session at the Podcast Academy on "Successful Web Design for Podcasting". I will be comparing successful podcasting no Podcast Academy, Podcast and Portable Media Expo, Kris Smith, PME, Gigavox Betsy and her husband Kris May 26, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/379/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-May-26-2006_garage-sale_Slowsky.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-05-26 Croncast - 2006-05-26.mp3

Show: #231
Length: 34:35
Size: 23.7mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 26, 2006

Extended intro
If you can turn a door knob you can send an email to us thanks to contact link
He's getting old and may not have many more birthdays
Life expectancy
Our weekend will contain progress
Betsy's huge weekend will start the way any one should . . . "Greatest Garage Sale Ever"
Calvalry Christian Church garage sale
Every year it rains
It's a mega church
They have a no pricing policy - Betsy's strategy . . . find someone who is very elderly
Bitter, barren 40 year old woman is not a winner
When raising money for god they will charge accordingly
The trip get Slowksy
It will have a bald eagle on the side
Lego train has not arrived in Italy
Communication through online translation sites - bad
The snow man, the one from the picture on May 19 sold for $149.99
Now they are multiplying in my basement
Betsy's Teletubby collections of yore
Maggie loves playing with the voice boxes
Lunch with Henry
What is a "creeper"?
So we're going to Colorado and Betsy is finding paces to go
She reads a review of her favorite . . . $1300 a night
Kris is afraid of the bears
End of show shout out to Jason Landis and the crew in Beaverton

Kris will be speaking at the Portable Media Expo in September!
My session is: Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant If you want to a meet and greet there let us know - it's in Ontario, CA east of LA



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Tags: garage sale Slowsky Italy Colorado Jason Landis stuffed snowmen ]]>Croncast 2006-05-26 Croncast - 2006-05-26.mp3

Show: #231
Length: 34:35
Size: 23.7mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 26, 2006

Extended intro
If you can turn a door knob you can send an email to us thanks to contact link
He's getting old and may not have many more birthdays
Life expectancy
Our weekend will contain progress
Betsy's huge weekend will start the way any one should . . . "Greatest Garage Sale Ever"
Calvalry Christian Church garage sale
Every year it rains
It's a mega church
They have a no pricing policy - Betsy's strategy . . . find someone who is very elderly
Bitter, barren 40 year old woman is not a winner
When raising money for god they will charge accordingly
The trip get Slowksy
It will have a bald eagle on the side
Lego train has not arrived in Italy
Communication through online translation sites - bad
The snow man, the one from the picture on May 19 sold for $149.99
Now they are multiplying in my basement
Betsy's Teletubby collections of yore
Maggie loves playing with the voice boxes
Lunch with Henry
What is a "creeper"?
So we're going to Colorado and Betsy is finding paces to go
She reads a review of her favorite . . . $1300 a night
Kris is afraid of the bears
End of show shout out to Jason Landis and the crew in Beaverton

Kris will be speaking at the Portable Media Expo in September!
My session is: Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant If you want to a meet and greet there let us know - it's in Ontario, CA east of LA



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Tags: garage sale Slowsky Italy Colorado Jason Landis stuffed snowmen ]]> Fri, 26 May 2006 06:08:47 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,379 Croncast - 2006-05-26.mp3 Show: #231 Length: 34:35 Size: 23.7mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 26, 2006 Extended intro If you can turn a door knob you can send an email to us thanks to contact link He's getting old and may not have many more birthdays Life expectancy Our weekend will contain no garage sale, Slowsky, Italy, Colorado, Jason Landis Betsy and her husband Kris May 24, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/376/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-May-24-2006_slowsky_conversion-van.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-05-24 Croncast - 2006-05-24.mp3

Show: #230
Length: 36:30
Size: 25.0mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 24, 2006

Short notes today.

Betsy's intro throws of passion
I was a happy camper
Is that a vintage hippie flap
Elliot finds Goodwill to be just like home
Developing relationships
Kris should quit whining about vasectomy
Why don't I just buy a car? Why don't you?
How about this one (see the eBay auction)
Betsy shall call it Slowsky . . . yes, like the commercial



Kris's smelly car
Betsy reads Bill Leffler's smelly car story, not much can top it

Kris will be speaking at the Portable Media Expo in September!
My session is: Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant If you want to a meet and greet there let us know - it's in Ontario, CA east of LA



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Tags: slowsky conversion van podcast production throw's of passion goodwill ]]>Croncast 2006-05-24 Croncast - 2006-05-24.mp3

Show: #230
Length: 36:30
Size: 25.0mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 24, 2006

Short notes today.

Betsy's intro throws of passion
I was a happy camper
Is that a vintage hippie flap
Elliot finds Goodwill to be just like home
Developing relationships
Kris should quit whining about vasectomy
Why don't I just buy a car? Why don't you?
How about this one (see the eBay auction)
Betsy shall call it Slowsky . . . yes, like the commercial



Kris's smelly car
Betsy reads Bill Leffler's smelly car story, not much can top it

Kris will be speaking at the Portable Media Expo in September!
My session is: Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant If you want to a meet and greet there let us know - it's in Ontario, CA east of LA



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Tags: slowsky conversion van podcast production throw's of passion goodwill ]]> Wed, 24 May 2006 06:40:47 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,376 Croncast - 2006-05-24.mp3 Show: #230 Length: 36:30 Size: 25.0mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 24, 2006 Short notes today. Betsy's intro throws of passion I was a happy camper Is that a vintage hippie flap Elliot finds Goodwill to be just like home Developing relationships Kris should quit whining about no slowsky, conversion van, podcast production, throw's of passion, goodwill Betsy and her husband Kris May 19, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/374/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-May-19-2006_conversion-van_garage-sale.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-05-19 Croncast - 2006-05-19.mp3

Show: #229
Length: 33:16
Size: 22.8 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 19, 2006

So iambic pentametered you could set your watch to it?
Betsy laughs and bops head at the intro
Throwing kiddy treats that look like dog treats
Betsy has had it with everbody "we can kiss her ass"
She is going to buy a van with curtains
Momma will get a new air freshener tomorrow
In four months I'll just buy a new $3000 van
Feeding you kid salteens in the car
Ruining our autos one garage sale at a time
"I don't care"
I do it all for you but youi won't let me throw hamburger?
My Scion xB smells like a dead dog
Betsy is going to fill it a bottle of Charlie to kill smell
Still fixed
"When you are getting tested, nobody wants what you got"
Betsy worked it today
People can't hang with Betsy, not children, husband nor friends
Betsy's got that garage sale tacet knowledge
The stuffed spooky snow man that is worth loot



Crazy plate collecting ladies love them
The "I don't speak english" garage sale tactic
Betsy doesn't need her sister kicking it with her while she pregnant, can't hang
She wants to hang with me she needs a scooter
Much more conversion van speak
Kris will be speaking at the Portable Media Expo in September!
My session is: Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant If you want to a meet and greet there let us know - it's in Ontario, CA east of LA


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Tags: conversion van garage sale Scion xB tacet knowledge vasectomy ]]>Croncast 2006-05-19 Croncast - 2006-05-19.mp3

Show: #229
Length: 33:16
Size: 22.8 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris May 19, 2006

So iambic pentametered you could set your watch to it?
Betsy laughs and bops head at the intro
Throwing kiddy treats that look like dog treats
Betsy has had it with everbody "we can kiss her ass"
She is going to buy a van with curtains
Momma will get a new air freshener tomorrow
In four months I'll just buy a new $3000 van
Feeding you kid salteens in the car
Ruining our autos one garage sale at a time
"I don't care"
I do it all for you but youi won't let me throw hamburger?
My Scion xB smells like a dead dog
Betsy is going to fill it a bottle of Charlie to kill smell
Still fixed
"When you are getting tested, nobody wants what you got"
Betsy worked it today
People can't hang with Betsy, not children, husband nor friends
Betsy's got that garage sale tacet knowledge
The stuffed spooky snow man that is worth loot



Crazy plate collecting ladies love them
The "I don't speak english" garage sale tactic
Betsy doesn't need her sister kicking it with her while she pregnant, can't hang
She wants to hang with me she needs a scooter
Much more conversion van speak
Kris will be speaking at the Portable Media Expo in September!
My session is: Leveraging Your Knowledge as a Successful Podcasting Consultant If you want to a meet and greet there let us know - it's in Ontario, CA east of LA


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Tags: conversion van garage sale Scion xB tacet knowledge vasectomy ]]> Fri, 19 May 2006 07:54:02 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,374 Croncast - 2006-05-19.mp3 Show: #229 Length: 33:16 Size: 22.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris May 19, 2006 So iambic pentametered you could set your watch to it? Betsy laughs and bops head at the intro Throwing kiddy treats that look like dog treats Betsy has had it with everbody "we can kiss her ass" She is no conversion van, garage sale, Scion xB, tacet knowledge, vasectomy