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      <title>oranges | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for oranges. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  <copyright>Palegroove Studios 2004-2008</copyright>
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		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for oranges. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Season 19 Ep 27: Don't front like your mom bought fruit!</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1564/cks-2008-03-31.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-03-31" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1564/cks-2008-03-31.mp3">Croncast - 2008-03-31.mp3</a><br>
Show: #474<br />
  Length: 27:20<br>
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<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1564/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-31.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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The show notes suffer today. I gots lots on my plate. Good show though. 
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Gatorade">Gatorade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Gatorade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Gatorade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Airplane Food">Airplane Food</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Airplane Food"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Airplane Food.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/oranges">oranges</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/oranges"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/oranges.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/electrolytes">electrolytes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/electrolytes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/electrolytes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/soundgarden">soundgarden</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/soundgarden"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/soundgarden.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1564/cks-2008-03-31.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-03-31" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1564/cks-2008-03-31.mp3">Croncast - 2008-03-31.mp3</a><br>
Show: #474<br />
  Length: 27:20<br>
  Size: 18.8 mb<br />
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The show notes suffer today. I gots lots on my plate. Good show though. 
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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Gatorade">Gatorade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Gatorade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Gatorade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Airplane Food">Airplane Food</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Airplane Food"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Airplane Food.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/oranges">oranges</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/oranges"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/oranges.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/electrolytes">electrolytes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/electrolytes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/electrolytes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/soundgarden">soundgarden</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/soundgarden"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/soundgarden.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 14:43:25 -0500</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-03-31.mp3
Show: #474
  Length: 27:20
  Size: 18.8 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
The show notes suffer today. I gots lots on my plate. Good show though. 


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				<itunes:keywords>Gatorade, Airplane Food, oranges, electrolytes, soundgarden</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Hulu is here (for late, late beta testers)</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1218/Hulu-is-here-(for-late-late-beta-testers)_A-Team_The-Office.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[Which of course means me! Most of the bugs have probably been worked out of <a href="http://hulu.com">Hulu</a> but I am excited, nonetheless, to have received my temporary login and password tonight. Why? Gems like this baby from 1983.<br><br><object width="500" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/0hl8ex21u4X1TOELz2iDiUIZlGMV22qX"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/0hl8ex21u4X1TOELz2iDiUIZlGMV22qX" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"  width="500" height="283"></embed></object>They got new episodes of shows like Heroes and The Office from last week but A-Team episodes are a prize.<br><br>In the first five minutes of using Hulu I like it about 99x better than Joost. I would kick it up to 100x they had a premium service that would let me download the videos. But from what I read in the <a href="http://www.hulu.com/terms">Terms of Use item #4</a> that hasn't been ruled out.<br><br>Without downloads comparing this to iTunes would be like comparing Apples (oh, I kill me) and oranges. At this point I'm not quite sure that Hulu attempting to be iTunes. Let me stress, at this point. Since NBC pulled Heroes from iTunes they have to be missing that revenue.<br><br>Signs that making I'll be making this comparison in the future: in the playlist section of the site an RSS feed is created for the shows I add to my playlist and the portability of the video via Flash Player embed. It wouldn't surprise me if client side software is on the way soon.<br><br>The real downers for me right now are site nav, downloading and no Mad TV episodes. I'll post back in a couple days about this but I am pretty sure that I will be sharing more videos before that.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/A-Team">A-Team</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/A-Team"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/A-Team.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Office">The Office</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Office"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Office.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Hulu">Hulu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Hulu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Hulu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hulu no downloads">hulu no downloads</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hulu no downloads"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hulu no downloads.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MadTV">MadTV</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MadTV"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MadTV.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Which of course means me! Most of the bugs have probably been worked out of <a href="http://hulu.com">Hulu</a> but I am excited, nonetheless, to have received my temporary login and password tonight. Why? Gems like this baby from 1983.<br><br><object width="500" height="283"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/0hl8ex21u4X1TOELz2iDiUIZlGMV22qX"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/0hl8ex21u4X1TOELz2iDiUIZlGMV22qX" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"  width="500" height="283"></embed></object>They got new episodes of shows like Heroes and The Office from last week but A-Team episodes are a prize.<br><br>In the first five minutes of using Hulu I like it about 99x better than Joost. I would kick it up to 100x they had a premium service that would let me download the videos. But from what I read in the <a href="http://www.hulu.com/terms">Terms of Use item #4</a> that hasn't been ruled out.<br><br>Without downloads comparing this to iTunes would be like comparing Apples (oh, I kill me) and oranges. At this point I'm not quite sure that Hulu attempting to be iTunes. Let me stress, at this point. Since NBC pulled Heroes from iTunes they have to be missing that revenue.<br><br>Signs that making I'll be making this comparison in the future: in the playlist section of the site an RSS feed is created for the shows I add to my playlist and the portability of the video via Flash Player embed. It wouldn't surprise me if client side software is on the way soon.<br><br>The real downers for me right now are site nav, downloading and no Mad TV episodes. I'll post back in a couple days about this but I am pretty sure that I will be sharing more videos before that.<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/A-Team">A-Team</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/A-Team"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/A-Team.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/The Office">The Office</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/The Office"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/The Office.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Hulu">Hulu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Hulu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Hulu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hulu no downloads">hulu no downloads</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hulu no downloads"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hulu no downloads.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/MadTV">MadTV</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/MadTV"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/MadTV.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:12:43 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1218</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Which of course means me! Most of the bugs have probably been worked out of Hulu but I am excited, nonetheless, to have received my temporary login and password tonight. Why? Gems like this baby from 1983.They got new episodes of shows like Heroes and The Office from last week but A-Team episodes are a prize.In the first five minutes of using Hulu</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Nov 12, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1146/cks-2007-11-12.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-11-12 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1146/cks-2007-11-12.mp3">Croncast - 2007-11-12.mp3</a><br>
Show: #432<br />
  Length: 29:27<br>
  Size: 20.2mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Monday is a great day to start the week<br>
Yes, I forgot to tell you <br>
The first time that I get to do a birthday show<br>
I guess I am going to Goodwill<br>
It's cool to swear it off<br>
You should take up cardigans and turtle necks<br>
When guys my age are geezers<br>
We will be rocking the grunge look at the convelescent home<br>
I was watching TV on something that is no longer around the house<br>
There was a moment of clarity<br>
I was watching an animal show<br>
There was bear running in slow motion<br>
Beautful<br>
And the narrator pops in "This was the point when Charlie was ready to attack."<br>
Does the bear know that his name is Charlie<br>
It's all about relating to the world around us<br>
We do what is comfortable<br>
We would break the glass bottom boat weight limit<br>
We'll be living fat for the next few months<br>
Ok, hush you have to let me speak Mr. B<br>
The fabulousity of puffy cuffedness<br>
You know the job thing didn't work out<br>
You're taking a moment to rest <br>
And I am looking at the TV<br>
It isn't that big<br>
Spending that much on a TV<br>
I can get you one tomorrow at Goodwill for $50<br>
Yeah, it might weigh 650 pounds<br>
Take your old Chicago technology with you<br>
So I called Costco and told them about the broken ass TV<br>
I just want my number tattooed on me<br>
Betsy, you just like the exclusivity<br>
Having to flash your card<br>
Being a Costco member, stand back bitches<br>
Yeah, as we stand next to the coffins<br>
42 inches is not the big<br>
I'm not going to go there, Kris<br>
We roll in with two crabby kids<br>
He's talking about throwing dead animals in the coffin<br>
Which one do you like mommy?<br>
I just need to find someone to throw in there<br>
He is your child, Betsy<br>
So they start helping us out<br>
Everyone is watching<br>
Fuck bling and diamonds<br>
Roll around with a big screen TV<br>
I had a pack of men following me<br>
Asking me 30 questions<br>
Ahhh, we can't take that back<br>
Why? <br>
You have everything but the manual<br>
You can't take it back without the manual?<br>
Nope<br>
Are you kidding me?<br>
Every time I walked by it<br>
How the fuck did I get here?<br>
I bet you have that thought a lot<br>
Betsy starts rolling on them<br>
It's your birthday, I am going to let you speak<br>
Baby, he was still eying us up<br>
Was he going to tackle us?<br>
Stop them - they are going to buy oranges and pampers<br>
Best friends<br>
I would be a complete asshole if I got another TV right now<br>
I didn't consult for 11 months<br>
I need my business up and running right now . . . takes time<br>
Same thing with jobs . . . takes time<br>
A big day is talking to three recruiters<br>
Betsy's denial policy<br>
Thanks to Karen Vitale for the Franklin Mint vault check
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Monday is a great day to start the week<br>
Yes, I forgot to tell you <br>
The first time that I get to do a birthday show<br>
I guess I am going to Goodwill<br>
It's cool to swear it off<br>
You should take up cardigans and turtle necks<br>
When guys my age are geezers<br>
We will be rocking the grunge look at the convelescent home<br>
I was watching TV on something that is no longer around the house<br>
There was a moment of clarity<br>
I was watching an animal show<br>
There was bear running in slow motion<br>
Beautful<br>
And the narrator pops in "This was the point when Charlie was ready to attack."<br>
Does the bear know that his name is Charlie<br>
It's all about relating to the world around us<br>
We do what is comfortable<br>
We would break the glass bottom boat weight limit<br>
We'll be living fat for the next few months<br>
Ok, hush you have to let me speak Mr. B<br>
The fabulousity of puffy cuffedness<br>
You know the job thing didn't work out<br>
You're taking a moment to rest <br>
And I am looking at the TV<br>
It isn't that big<br>
Spending that much on a TV<br>
I can get you one tomorrow at Goodwill for $50<br>
Yeah, it might weigh 650 pounds<br>
Take your old Chicago technology with you<br>
So I called Costco and told them about the broken ass TV<br>
I just want my number tattooed on me<br>
Betsy, you just like the exclusivity<br>
Having to flash your card<br>
Being a Costco member, stand back bitches<br>
Yeah, as we stand next to the coffins<br>
42 inches is not the big<br>
I'm not going to go there, Kris<br>
We roll in with two crabby kids<br>
He's talking about throwing dead animals in the coffin<br>
Which one do you like mommy?<br>
I just need to find someone to throw in there<br>
He is your child, Betsy<br>
So they start helping us out<br>
Everyone is watching<br>
Fuck bling and diamonds<br>
Roll around with a big screen TV<br>
I had a pack of men following me<br>
Asking me 30 questions<br>
Ahhh, we can't take that back<br>
Why? <br>
You have everything but the manual<br>
You can't take it back without the manual?<br>
Nope<br>
Are you kidding me?<br>
Every time I walked by it<br>
How the fuck did I get here?<br>
I bet you have that thought a lot<br>
Betsy starts rolling on them<br>
It's your birthday, I am going to let you speak<br>
Baby, he was still eying us up<br>
Was he going to tackle us?<br>
Stop them - they are going to buy oranges and pampers<br>
Best friends<br>
I would be a complete asshole if I got another TV right now<br>
I didn't consult for 11 months<br>
I need my business up and running right now . . . takes time<br>
Same thing with jobs . . . takes time<br>
A big day is talking to three recruiters<br>
Betsy's denial policy<br>
Thanks to Karen Vitale for the Franklin Mint vault check
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