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      <title>pasture | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for pasture. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for pasture. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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<p>this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.<br border=0 />
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that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/view">view</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/view"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/view.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pasture">pasture</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pasture"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pasture.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sound">sound</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sound"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sound.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cars">cars</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cars"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cars.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/view">view</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/view"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/view.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pasture">pasture</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pasture"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pasture.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sound">sound</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sound"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sound.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cars">cars</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cars"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cars.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.

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         <title>Season 19 Ep 11: Walzer A., Buffalo Days, The Coffee Drinker</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1332/cks-2008-02-01.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-02-01 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1332/cks-2008-02-01.mp3">Croncast - 2008-02-01.mp3</a><br>
Show: #457<br />
  Length: 26:13<br>
  Size: 18.1mb<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1332/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
About the Wednesday show<br>
We were recording and the phone was ringing off the hook<br>
Call from Walzer A<br>
So this is Wednesday's show<br>
Yeah, it was your sister calling<br>
Brother-in-law lost his job<br>
And the three mother hens showed up at his house<br>
I did not envy him at all<br>
It is getting more and more crowded in this boat<br>
Your mom told you that you need to take care of this<br>
I couldn't think of a more depressing situation<br>
I wouldn't have come home<br>
I would have went out at 8 am and got a beer<br>
Where? This isn't Milwaukee<br>
I would have waited that shit out<br>
You are telling me that I am a born leader<br>
I was telling myself that I glad you all weren't here<br>
This is how it goes down in my dysfunctional family<br>
My entire life I have had to be the man<br>
What?<br>
You shoveled in the middle in a snow storm<br>
You can't even tell you shoveled<br>
Doing it repeatedly doesn't make sense<br>
At 4:30 am our neighbor fired up his snow blower<br>
Ridiculous<br>
Some men wake up with motivation, Kris<br>
What would you do if it were a chainsaw?<br>
Then he started cutting down trees<br>
Well, hell he was motivated<br>
Oh, baby<br>
I tossed pup pup in a snowbank<br>
What for?<br>
To send to the TV station<br>
Are you serious?<br>
Well, I did send it<br>
The auto response email was "Thanks for sending to KABC 7 Los Angeles"<br>
Your snowy dog will be on in LA<br>
You dogs suck<br>
Jorge would be restricted to humane society <br>
Ass end up in a garbage can<br>
That is what we should have called the <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com">Resale Queen</a> show<br>
Yesterday, I almost slipped and died<br>
Good things that dumpsters are heavy<br>
How come they don't shovel by them?<br>
I am going to open Dumpster Land<br>
A theme park for you and your people<br>
The dangers that you face everyday<br>
It can't be packing peanuts<br>
There is no Calvin pissing on nothing<br>
What stickers would the truck have?<br>
Did the new trucks ever roll out to La Moille?<br>
I though i shouldn't ask because it would be sad<br>
There was a time that they did come out<br>
No one can tie a knot in this town<br>
Ending up in the county jail<br>
Swanson's baby<br>
Onions in the peas<br>
They came to town for Buffalo Days<br>
The quaint small town festivals in movies, lies<br>
There's no tax base to support that<br>
Basketball game in a gravel pit<br>
I grew up across from a buffalo pasture<br>
Did you ride buffalo instead of ponies?<br>
Did they chain them to a claw foot tub to slow them down?<br>
From kindergarten to graduation at 14<br>
Let me run the tilt-a-whirl<br>
I would be right there<br>
Ending up with a corn cob in his bibs<br>
Might be dangerous but in a small town that's fun<br>
Being pulled on sled behind cars<br>
Watching the console in a lawn chair<br>
I have sat in the back of a Chevy and bounced across fields<br>
We didn't do donuts in a Wal Mart parking lot<br>
It was a small town<br>
Ok, K-Mart<br>
That would have been a 30 mile commute<br>
I know you rode in the back of a pickup truck on the way to a K-Mart<br>
Yes, I did<br>
CB radios in those days, figuring out who the coffee drinker was<br>
Your mom would have a handle
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
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Show: #457<br />
  Length: 26:13<br>
  Size: 18.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1332/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-02-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here!<br>
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br>
About the Wednesday show<br>
We were recording and the phone was ringing off the hook<br>
Call from Walzer A<br>
So this is Wednesday's show<br>
Yeah, it was your sister calling<br>
Brother-in-law lost his job<br>
And the three mother hens showed up at his house<br>
I did not envy him at all<br>
It is getting more and more crowded in this boat<br>
Your mom told you that you need to take care of this<br>
I couldn't think of a more depressing situation<br>
I wouldn't have come home<br>
I would have went out at 8 am and got a beer<br>
Where? This isn't Milwaukee<br>
I would have waited that shit out<br>
You are telling me that I am a born leader<br>
I was telling myself that I glad you all weren't here<br>
This is how it goes down in my dysfunctional family<br>
My entire life I have had to be the man<br>
What?<br>
You shoveled in the middle in a snow storm<br>
You can't even tell you shoveled<br>
Doing it repeatedly doesn't make sense<br>
At 4:30 am our neighbor fired up his snow blower<br>
Ridiculous<br>
Some men wake up with motivation, Kris<br>
What would you do if it were a chainsaw?<br>
Then he started cutting down trees<br>
Well, hell he was motivated<br>
Oh, baby<br>
I tossed pup pup in a snowbank<br>
What for?<br>
To send to the TV station<br>
Are you serious?<br>
Well, I did send it<br>
The auto response email was "Thanks for sending to KABC 7 Los Angeles"<br>
Your snowy dog will be on in LA<br>
You dogs suck<br>
Jorge would be restricted to humane society <br>
Ass end up in a garbage can<br>
That is what we should have called the <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com">Resale Queen</a> show<br>
Yesterday, I almost slipped and died<br>
Good things that dumpsters are heavy<br>
How come they don't shovel by them?<br>
I am going to open Dumpster Land<br>
A theme park for you and your people<br>
The dangers that you face everyday<br>
It can't be packing peanuts<br>
There is no Calvin pissing on nothing<br>
What stickers would the truck have?<br>
Did the new trucks ever roll out to La Moille?<br>
I though i shouldn't ask because it would be sad<br>
There was a time that they did come out<br>
No one can tie a knot in this town<br>
Ending up in the county jail<br>
Swanson's baby<br>
Onions in the peas<br>
They came to town for Buffalo Days<br>
The quaint small town festivals in movies, lies<br>
There's no tax base to support that<br>
Basketball game in a gravel pit<br>
I grew up across from a buffalo pasture<br>
Did you ride buffalo instead of ponies?<br>
Did they chain them to a claw foot tub to slow them down?<br>
From kindergarten to graduation at 14<br>
Let me run the tilt-a-whirl<br>
I would be right there<br>
Ending up with a corn cob in his bibs<br>
Might be dangerous but in a small town that's fun<br>
Being pulled on sled behind cars<br>
Watching the console in a lawn chair<br>
I have sat in the back of a Chevy and bounced across fields<br>
We didn't do donuts in a Wal Mart parking lot<br>
It was a small town<br>
Ok, K-Mart<br>
That would have been a 30 mile commute<br>
I know you rode in the back of a pickup truck on the way to a K-Mart<br>
Yes, I did<br>
CB radios in those days, figuring out who the coffee drinker was<br>
Your mom would have a handle
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/blog/1130/">View Kris's resume</a> or <a href="http://www.croncast.com/images/Kristopher_Smith_Resume_20080116-2.pdf" target="_blank">download it</a><br><br>
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