Show: #184
Length: 37:48
Size: 25.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143

Show Notes

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Show intro
Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins)
I am Betsy's bitch
I make her air pop popcorn
Betsy has scaley feet
Betsy wants a pedicure
Putting up a picture of Kris' feet would get us thousands of hits
They would all be men pleasuring themselves until they find out that they are attached to a man with a beard
Betsy is ready to pimp me out instead of podcast
Creeped out spending the dough, dirty stripper money
Kris is still eating the same value meal
Men are too fat when they can no longer see penis in shower
Betsy is watching Oprah again, "Launch your own comeback"
Not wearing makeup
Princess Betsy with lipstick
Bird with plumage
Sexy male birds
Stuffing myself with food to not see penis to keep temptations at bay
Penn and Teller
Betsy's reality shows are now overlapping
Ulga's, Pink Cheeks, hair removal
The Girls Next Door, the Playboy show terrible name
The girls went to get waxes
Adult inside jokes in G and PG movies
Robots, "I get the Brazilian because it makes me feel like it is a fiesta everyday."
What happens when 6 year Ginny says that to her teacher?
PBS whoring out it's cartoon characters for cash
Euphemisms for bodily functions
Kris grew up next to the Montezumas
Kris gets the Hamburger Helper Star of the day
Keys, Cell Phone, Jumpdrive in the left pocket
Wallet, money, change in the right pocket
What you don't know about people you marry until they reveal things many years later
Kris won't call for pizza
I do it for organization
Betsy is going to buy me a girdle so I can see junk again
Having an attack
Don't rock my pocket world
Divorce of the pockets
Betsy's cough for lingers from the sore throat
I'll eat it, but food with hair from the animal that it belongs to are way too gross
Eating a chicken wing and flossing at the same time
I try to Betsy kudos for her meal cooking and somehow it goes back to me throwing a man fit of somekind
Buying a can of Ragu from Walgreens
Reasons housewifedom have come to suit Betsy
Cleaning a house with two screaming kids
Short shout outs for the night, Betsy will get crafty with them for Friday
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Betsy can't tell me about the poverty book anymore
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Show: #181
Length: 23:34
Size: 16.2 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 140

Show Notes

Reading this book right here
The poverty symposium
She know poor people
With the middle name of Wayne I am screwed
Kris Bob instead
Jorge Joe instead
Cat vs. neighbors round 3 - not our cat
I forgot her name
Making the routine
Of course I was upset I was making love to my microphones
Forgetting names in a time of need
She was listening
Jorge to the rescue to save his own hide
But she still keeps going after being proven wrong
She got nothing, walk away
You don't eat in your yard, you don't sleep in your yard animals poop in it
Aggressive to mush but mumbling
It's not my fucking cat
Such a player he needs a body double
He can be called with the sound of a can opener
The poverty book
We learn that we can survive in poverty with no problem
Living the plush lifestyle
The book was supposed to be all about me then . . .
"I know where all the best rummage sales and church sales are in town."
Old Navy cardboard day, if we need we can eat it, high in fiber and low in fat
Grandma in jail when Elliot was born
Kris keeps checking off the items on the list
What would it be like to be Paris Hilton? Oh I am hungry.
The kind of car that we would be
Betsy calls it vacation for a day
Kris is going to San Francisco for the the day
Betsy doesn't get the reimbursement process - poverty
Piecing together a meal with McDonalds Monopoly game pieces
Meeting new people
My afraidness (yes I know not a real word) of the aeroplane
Parking old planes in pending natural disaster areas for insurance money
The Yucatan

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