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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Dec 20, 2006</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/588/cks-2006-12-20.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-12-20 align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/588/cks-2006-12-20.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-12-20.mp3</a>
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  Length: 33:01<br />
  Size: 20.6 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 20, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061220.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Jason Corbett<br>
Looking across at Betsy<br>
She looks like she is 5 minutes from rehab<br>
She's wearing a black wife-beater with no bra<br>
Baby, are you ready to party?<br>
I'm back from the battlefront<br>
I'm not sure what volumizing foam is<br>
I was off to be the world's best slightly damaged reseller<br>
Formulating a plan with her apprentice Vicky<br>
What do they go for on eBay?<br>
The hooker references run thin<br>
The day started off on a bad foot<br>
Maggie wanted to know why she's not in a cart<br>
Who are these well behaved babies?<br>
Kate Spade garden tool holders<br>
Dooney was the next stop<br>
I was prepared, I had done the research<br>
I have never seen you look like this . . . beyond disheveled<br>
Trying to look like a mommy<br>
Isn't professional shopping illegal?<br>
Every woman on the face of the earth is technically a professional shopper<br>
They know people do this . . . they sell more units<br>
Maggie looks around and lets out a primal scream<br>
Carry the baby out in a duffel<br>
It appears that someone stuffed my baby in a duffel bag<br>
Pacifying the child with treats<br>
Goodwill experience is that all the items are for play, not Dooney<br>
Maggie loves purses, pink and tacky pink Dooney's do it for her<br>
Cookie in a bag<br>
We have this plan<br>
Do you think that grandma would like this wristlet<br>
It's day one and Kris gets to say I told you so<br>
Everything that was there that was good is gone<br>
Yep I get to say I told you so<br>
Out of Dooney and over to Coach cause the plan is failing already<br>
Whole store 20% off<br>
But the items sell in store for the eBay price<br>
Coach purse creed<br>
Fakers usually don't bother<br>
Betsy changes the subject to the Wii<br>
I am sore from the Wii, Betsy<br>
The tennis is really awesome, I'm halfway to pro and I haven't left the basement<br>
Who else get's you to do something three times a week<br>
I some domains . . . I forgot this on the show, thanks to Craig's idea<br>
Here's the video<br><br>

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<br><br>
Fat people listen to me, a fellow fat person<br>
Seeing the side profile in a mirror<br>
Rick was almost knocked out with my man wings<br>
We're going to try to lose some weight<br>
You just called me fat<br>
Here's the doman . . . www.wiiarefat.com (ready saturday)<br>
You're tricking me into blogging again Kris<br>
I love your plan, small favor I expect payment<br>
Betsy wants a nanny<br>
Kris, you can pick the nanny<br>
You might be the only woman on the planet who tells her husband you pick the nanny<br>
Yep, pick a hot one I don't care<br>
Seeking one nanny willing to get implants, paying minimum wage<br>
Do you trust the minimum wage sitter?<br>
Terrible parenting, I'm not going to talk about it (not our parenting)<br>
She can talc down my man wings<br>
They are man lumps<br>
Kris reads the inch comment email that came in<br>
You gain an inch for every 30 pounds, this lady is happy<br>
Special meaning to pinch an inch<br>
Two people are enjoying those extra inches<br>
<br>
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  Length: 33:01<br />
  Size: 20.6 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris December 20, 2006</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/booba-dec-20061220.jpg" border="0"></a></p>

Today's show is brought to you by Jason Corbett<br>
Looking across at Betsy<br>
She looks like she is 5 minutes from rehab<br>
She's wearing a black wife-beater with no bra<br>
Baby, are you ready to party?<br>
I'm back from the battlefront<br>
I'm not sure what volumizing foam is<br>
I was off to be the world's best slightly damaged reseller<br>
Formulating a plan with her apprentice Vicky<br>
What do they go for on eBay?<br>
The hooker references run thin<br>
The day started off on a bad foot<br>
Maggie wanted to know why she's not in a cart<br>
Who are these well behaved babies?<br>
Kate Spade garden tool holders<br>
Dooney was the next stop<br>
I was prepared, I had done the research<br>
I have never seen you look like this . . . beyond disheveled<br>
Trying to look like a mommy<br>
Isn't professional shopping illegal?<br>
Every woman on the face of the earth is technically a professional shopper<br>
They know people do this . . . they sell more units<br>
Maggie looks around and lets out a primal scream<br>
Carry the baby out in a duffel<br>
It appears that someone stuffed my baby in a duffel bag<br>
Pacifying the child with treats<br>
Goodwill experience is that all the items are for play, not Dooney<br>
Maggie loves purses, pink and tacky pink Dooney's do it for her<br>
Cookie in a bag<br>
We have this plan<br>
Do you think that grandma would like this wristlet<br>
It's day one and Kris gets to say I told you so<br>
Everything that was there that was good is gone<br>
Yep I get to say I told you so<br>
Out of Dooney and over to Coach cause the plan is failing already<br>
Whole store 20% off<br>
But the items sell in store for the eBay price<br>
Coach purse creed<br>
Fakers usually don't bother<br>
Betsy changes the subject to the Wii<br>
I am sore from the Wii, Betsy<br>
The tennis is really awesome, I'm halfway to pro and I haven't left the basement<br>
Who else get's you to do something three times a week<br>
I some domains . . . I forgot this on the show, thanks to Craig's idea<br>
Here's the video<br><br>

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<br><br>
Fat people listen to me, a fellow fat person<br>
Seeing the side profile in a mirror<br>
Rick was almost knocked out with my man wings<br>
We're going to try to lose some weight<br>
You just called me fat<br>
Here's the doman . . . www.wiiarefat.com (ready saturday)<br>
You're tricking me into blogging again Kris<br>
I love your plan, small favor I expect payment<br>
Betsy wants a nanny<br>
Kris, you can pick the nanny<br>
You might be the only woman on the planet who tells her husband you pick the nanny<br>
Yep, pick a hot one I don't care<br>
Seeking one nanny willing to get implants, paying minimum wage<br>
Do you trust the minimum wage sitter?<br>
Terrible parenting, I'm not going to talk about it (not our parenting)<br>
She can talc down my man wings<br>
They are man lumps<br>
Kris reads the inch comment email that came in<br>
You gain an inch for every 30 pounds, this lady is happy<br>
Special meaning to pinch an inch<br>
Two people are enjoying those extra inches<br>
<br>
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