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      <title>rats | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for rats. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for rats. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>jelly rats? que paso  ikea?</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2478703429/" title="jelly rats? que paso  ikea?"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3138/2478703429_0e665e09eb.jpg"   alt="jelly rats? que paso  ikea?" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>one delicious sounding snack! mmmm . . . jelly rats.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
nothing hits the spot like jelly rats.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/jelly">jelly</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/jelly"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/jelly.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rats">rats</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rats"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rats.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nnothing">nnothing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nnothing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nnothing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mmmm">mmmm</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mmmm"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mmmm.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hits">hits</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hits"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hits.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2478703429/" title="jelly rats? que paso  ikea?"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3138/2478703429_0e665e09eb.jpg"   alt="jelly rats? que paso  ikea?" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>one delicious sounding snack! mmmm . . . jelly rats.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
nothing hits the spot like jelly rats.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/jelly">jelly</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/jelly"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/jelly.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/rats">rats</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/rats"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/rats.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nnothing">nnothing</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nnothing"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nnothing.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/mmmm">mmmm</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/mmmm"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/mmmm.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hits">hits</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hits"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hits.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 18:40:28 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1722</guid>

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one delicious sounding snack! mmmm . . . jelly rats.

nothing hits the spot like jelly rats.</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Think differently about RSS and its uses</title>
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		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.<br><br>I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.<br><br>Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.<br><br>First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier. <br><br>Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.<br><br>How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.<br><br>In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.<br><br>Here's how it goes down:<br><br>1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo<br><br>What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery <br><br><b>Summary:</b> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.<br><br>I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.<br><br>Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.<br><br>First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier. <br><br>Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.<br><br>How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.<br><br>In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.<br><br>Here's how it goes down:<br><br>1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo<br><br>What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery <br><br><b>Summary:</b> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:39:03 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1210</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>live photo blogging, RSS as API, flickr, twitter, seesmic</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 26, 2007</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1098/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Oct-26-2007_Wheel-of-Fortune_Chicago.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1098/cks-2007-10-26.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-26 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1098/cks-2007-10-26.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-26.mp3</a><br>
Show: #425<br />
  Length: 29:27<br>
  Size: 20.2mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 26, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Super short show notes<br>
I need to get to bed<br>
Betsy is Wheel of Fortune crazed<br>
The symptoms of crazy<br>
You get money just for being on the show<br>
It's your first hit of heroin<br>
No you are drawing parallels between me and lab rats<br>
Everyone gets excited about it<br>
No you can't dumpster dive at night in an alley<br>
I can't do it during the day<br>
Well, you need backup<br>
What did you say to me?<br>
Thanks, Kris, for making me do the shows<br>
It's paying off<br>
Improv rocks<br>
Casting calls suck<br>
I have been on the casting side<br>
Very personal<br>
You don't have the balls to be a casting agent?<br>


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<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Wheel of Fortune">Wheel of Fortune</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Wheel of Fortune"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Wheel of Fortune.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Chicago">Chicago</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Chicago"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chicago.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/improv classes">improv classes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/improv classes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/improv classes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dumpster diving">dumpster diving</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dumpster diving"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dumpster diving.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/industrials">industrials</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/industrials"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/industrials.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1098/cks-2007-10-26.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-10-26 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1098/cks-2007-10-26.mp3">Croncast - 2007-10-26.mp3</a><br>
Show: #425<br />
  Length: 29:27<br>
  Size: 20.2mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 26, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-10-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Super short show notes<br>
I need to get to bed<br>
Betsy is Wheel of Fortune crazed<br>
The symptoms of crazy<br>
You get money just for being on the show<br>
It's your first hit of heroin<br>
No you are drawing parallels between me and lab rats<br>
Everyone gets excited about it<br>
No you can't dumpster dive at night in an alley<br>
I can't do it during the day<br>
Well, you need backup<br>
What did you say to me?<br>
Thanks, Kris, for making me do the shows<br>
It's paying off<br>
Improv rocks<br>
Casting calls suck<br>
I have been on the casting side<br>
Very personal<br>
You don't have the balls to be a casting agent?<br>


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Show: #425
  Length: 29:27
  Size: 20.2mb
  Format: mp3    Betsy and her husband Kris Oct 26, 2007

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Super short show notes
I need to get to bed
Betsy is Wheel of Fortune crazed
The symptoms of crazy
You get money just for being on the show
It&#039;s your</itunes:summary>
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         <title>FeedBurner goes Google for 83 percent lower emissions</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/781/FeedBurner-goes-Google-for-83-percent-lower-emissions_congratulations_FeedBurner.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[Congrats to the ladies and gentlemen <a href="http://blogs.feedburner.com/feedburner/archives/2007/06/feedburner_google.php">at FeedBurner</a>.<br><br>I've watched a friend work really hard over there and travel like a mad man for a few years. Kudos!<br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/congratulations">congratulations</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/congratulations"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/congratulations.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner">FeedBurner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner and Google">FeedBurner and Google</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner and Google"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner and Google.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Congrats to the ladies and gentlemen <a href="http://blogs.feedburner.com/feedburner/archives/2007/06/feedburner_google.php">at FeedBurner</a>.<br><br>I've watched a friend work really hard over there and travel like a mad man for a few years. Kudos!<br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/congratulations">congratulations</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/congratulations"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/congratulations.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner">FeedBurner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/FeedBurner and Google">FeedBurner and Google</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/FeedBurner and Google"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/FeedBurner and Google.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 14:05:00 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,781</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Congrats to the ladies and gentlemen at FeedBurner.I&#039;ve watched a friend work really hard over there and travel like a mad man for a few years. Kudos!</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Blogging debt gets a listener on TV</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/718/Blogging-debt-gets-a-listener-on-TV_No-Credit-Needed-Blog_NCNblog.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Longtime listener <a href="http://www.ncnblog.com/2007/05/04/welcome-clark-howard-fans-and-wsb-tv-viewers/">Jason</a> got some tube time this week for his blog <a href="http://www.ncnblog.com">No Credit Needed</a>. Congrats man!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/No Credit Needed Blog">No Credit Needed Blog</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/No Credit Needed Blog"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/No Credit Needed Blog.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NCNblog">NCNblog</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NCNblog"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NCNblog.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jason">Jason</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jason"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jason.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tv">tv</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tv"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tv.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tube time">tube time</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tube time"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tube time.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Longtime listener <a href="http://www.ncnblog.com/2007/05/04/welcome-clark-howard-fans-and-wsb-tv-viewers/">Jason</a> got some tube time this week for his blog <a href="http://www.ncnblog.com">No Credit Needed</a>. Congrats man!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/No Credit Needed Blog">No Credit Needed Blog</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/No Credit Needed Blog"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/No Credit Needed Blog.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NCNblog">NCNblog</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NCNblog"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NCNblog.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Jason">Jason</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Jason"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Jason.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tv">tv</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tv"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tv.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tube time">tube time</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tube time"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tube time.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2007 12:45:53 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,718</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>Longtime listener Jason got some tube time this week for his blog No Credit Needed. Congrats man!</itunes:summary>
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         <title>OneMan gets some msm attention for obama2008.org</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/623/OneMan-gets-some-msm-attention-for-obama2008org_Henry-Treftz_wwwobama2008org.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://htsblog.blogspot.com/" id="tico">OneMan</a>, friend, listener and commenter got himself some <a href="http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/news/221818,6_1_NA21_OBAMA_S1.article" id="tico">more local press</a> for his domain <a href="http://www.obama2008.org" id="tico">www.obama2008.org</a>. <br><br><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/18/us/politics/18domain.html?ex=1321506000&en=a85d88157ddf90dd&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss" id="tico">The New York Times</a> ran a piece including him a while back but now that the locals have it . . . you know it must be big.<br><br>Congrats Henry! <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Henry Treftz">Henry Treftz</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Henry Treftz"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Henry Treftz.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/www.obama2008.org">www.obama2008.org</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/www.obama2008.org"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/www.obama2008.org.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/OneMan">OneMan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/OneMan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/OneMan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/obama 2008">obama 2008</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/obama 2008"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/obama 2008.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/obama for president">obama for president</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/obama for president"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/obama for president.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://htsblog.blogspot.com/" id="tico">OneMan</a>, friend, listener and commenter got himself some <a href="http://www.suburbanchicagonews.com/napervillesun/news/221818,6_1_NA21_OBAMA_S1.article" id="tico">more local press</a> for his domain <a href="http://www.obama2008.org" id="tico">www.obama2008.org</a>. <br><br><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/18/us/politics/18domain.html?ex=1321506000&en=a85d88157ddf90dd&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss" id="tico">The New York Times</a> ran a piece including him a while back but now that the locals have it . . . you know it must be big.<br><br>Congrats Henry! <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Henry Treftz">Henry Treftz</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Henry Treftz"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Henry Treftz.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/www.obama2008.org">www.obama2008.org</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/www.obama2008.org"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/www.obama2008.org.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/OneMan">OneMan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/OneMan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/OneMan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/obama 2008">obama 2008</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/obama 2008"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/obama 2008.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/obama for president">obama for president</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/obama for president"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/obama for president.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:30:10 -0600</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,623</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>OneMan, friend, listener and commenter got himself some more local press for his domain www.obama2008.org. The New York Times ran a piece including him a while back but now that the locals have it . . . you know it must be big.Congrats Henry! </itunes:summary>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 14, 2006</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/134/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Apr-14-2006_My-Size-Barbie_contest.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/134/cks-2006-04-14.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2006-04-14" align="middle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/134/cks-2006-04-14.mp3" id="tico">Croncast - 2006-04-14.mp3</a></p>
<p>Show: #215<br />
  Length: 40:58<br />
  Size: 28.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3</p>
<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 14, 2006</strong></p>
<p>Listen with iTunes? <a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331051&s=143441" id="tico">Leave us a comment</a> - spread the word!</p>
<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/tear_down.jpg"><br>This humble home awaits demise and future teardown status.</p>
Kris goes old school with the intro; it feels good<br />
Go to Croncast.com and send an email with the contact form<br />
"I am a mommy" it sucks your energy<br />
You're not an iron worker<br />
Pummeled by child, feed this one feed this one<br />
Cabbage Patch Kids on eBay<br />
The iMac is a shiny something that maintains Betsy's attention like a racoon<br />
Cabbage patch kids with ink spots<br />
Loose PayPal card means mommy is working hard<br />
Old biddy pulls out vintage Cabbage Patch kids at Goodwill<br />
Betsy's amazing knowledge of worthless garage sale info that floats in Betsy's head<br />
If Betsy were the wizard she would be hugging the dolls<br />
Marketing My Size Barbies to the the friendless<br />
My size Barbie's cup overfloweth<br />
My Buddy dolls are worth some bucks<br />
I had a wagon that came out of the back of an El Camino (not really but a drag strip car)<br />
Chicago style rats living in our shed as a kid<br />
A pregnant rat from your worldly belongings<br />
We had septic, don't worry about it<br />
Sitting in a cloud of smoke watching Gator, "Don't worry son, you're safe, we got septic"<br />
Crazy ass chainsaw with monster truck tires<br />
A lumberjack should of had that chainsaw<br />
Manly men and powerful chainsaws for your wifes blackberry patch<br />
Taking care of the the sister<br />
Finding a rental in Naperville isn't a mommy's job<br />
Rubbing her head for the stressing me out look<br />
There has to be a line<br />
Fidning a rental over the internet<br />
What do you lose, Betsy?<br />
White Hen acostation where a nerd got put in his place<br />
Teardowns are not evil<br />
Kris says McMansion isn't fair term for the replacements<br />
Kmart would have been a luxury (though i would never wear the clothes from there)<br />
Betsy lays out her messed up youth and her liberal/conservative inner turmoil<br />
How the shows will affect Elliot<br />
Betsy wants stability, no moving, vacations and three squares a day<br />
She's got Bush on one shoulder and Pauly Shore on the other<br />
Every place is the same but a trade-off for some wierd bug or natural disaster<br />
Slugs in the North West<br />
Betsy will do whatever good Unitarians do on Good Friday<br />
How are they going to pay first months rent?<br />
Contest on Monday!! No idea what it is but the prize is a slightly used My Size Barbie<br />
<br /><br />


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<p>Show: #215<br />
  Length: 40:58<br />
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<p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 14, 2006</strong></p>
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<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/tear_down.jpg"><br>This humble home awaits demise and future teardown status.</p>
Kris goes old school with the intro; it feels good<br />
Go to Croncast.com and send an email with the contact form<br />
"I am a mommy" it sucks your energy<br />
You're not an iron worker<br />
Pummeled by child, feed this one feed this one<br />
Cabbage Patch Kids on eBay<br />
The iMac is a shiny something that maintains Betsy's attention like a racoon<br />
Cabbage patch kids with ink spots<br />
Loose PayPal card means mommy is working hard<br />
Old biddy pulls out vintage Cabbage Patch kids at Goodwill<br />
Betsy's amazing knowledge of worthless garage sale info that floats in Betsy's head<br />
If Betsy were the wizard she would be hugging the dolls<br />
Marketing My Size Barbies to the the friendless<br />
My size Barbie's cup overfloweth<br />
My Buddy dolls are worth some bucks<br />
I had a wagon that came out of the back of an El Camino (not really but a drag strip car)<br />
Chicago style rats living in our shed as a kid<br />
A pregnant rat from your worldly belongings<br />
We had septic, don't worry about it<br />
Sitting in a cloud of smoke watching Gator, "Don't worry son, you're safe, we got septic"<br />
Crazy ass chainsaw with monster truck tires<br />
A lumberjack should of had that chainsaw<br />
Manly men and powerful chainsaws for your wifes blackberry patch<br />
Taking care of the the sister<br />
Finding a rental in Naperville isn't a mommy's job<br />
Rubbing her head for the stressing me out look<br />
There has to be a line<br />
Fidning a rental over the internet<br />
What do you lose, Betsy?<br />
White Hen acostation where a nerd got put in his place<br />
Teardowns are not evil<br />
Kris says McMansion isn't fair term for the replacements<br />
Kmart would have been a luxury (though i would never wear the clothes from there)<br />
Betsy lays out her messed up youth and her liberal/conservative inner turmoil<br />
How the shows will affect Elliot<br />
Betsy wants stability, no moving, vacations and three squares a day<br />
She's got Bush on one shoulder and Pauly Shore on the other<br />
Every place is the same but a trade-off for some wierd bug or natural disaster<br />
Slugs in the North West<br />
Betsy will do whatever good Unitarians do on Good Friday<br />
How are they going to pay first months rent?<br />
Contest on Monday!! No idea what it is but the prize is a slightly used My Size Barbie<br />
<br /><br />


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Show: #215
  Length: 40:58
  Size: 28.1 mb
  Format: mp3
Betsy and her husband Kris Apr. 14, 2006
Listen with iTunes? Leave us a comment - spread the word!
Show Notes
This humble home awaits demise and future teardown status.
Kris goes old school with the intro; it feels good
Go to Croncast.com and send an email</itunes:summary>
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			<description><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2005-10-28" align="middle" border="0" /></a>  <a href="http://www.croncast.com/audio/cks-2005-10-28.mp3">Croncast - 2005-10-28.mp3</a></p>
	<p>Show: #182<br />
Length: 39:56<br />
Size: 27.4 mb<br />
Format: mp3</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141</strong><br></p>
	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p>The mime<br />
Calling each other 47 times a day<br />
Kris' birthday party events balloon volleyball and jello through a straw races<br />
The Geriatric games<br />
More chest hair than head hair<br />
The digital camera fiasco<br />
Telling a nerd they did good could be the most dangerous thing a person can do<br />
We're not buying today<br />
Prints only from the camera store<br />
He's making prints from a Nikon D50 8 mpx<br />
Kris' rats nest hair<br />
Why didn't somone tell me I need to brush my hair<br />
My hair looks like a pelt<br />
I can't do the bald guy with a goatee anymore<br />
Detriment in Chicago during winter<br />
Balding over-weight men with goatess are the dominant species in this planet<br />
Kris' goatee is like a shrub hiding a rotting porch<br />
There is a podcast voice<br />
Betsy is going to put her dipthong to work at the telephone porn line<br />
Well, okay der bear<br />
It is pledge and donation time again<br />
Cyclical with NPR<br />
Server money is needed<br />
Betsy says $4 per month doesn't make sense, $5 a month or $9.95 is better<br />
The kids aren't yours<br />
The one year anniversary of Croncast is coming<br />
Doing the show 3 times a week is difficult<br />
Kris has other projects to work on podcasting and not<br />
Croncast will be moving to one day a week starting November 14<br />
Send your audio or email of your Croncast memories<br />
Harriet Mier, "liberals will rue the day that she didn't get the job"<br />
New segment, "Goodwill Tonight" Betsy does sound effects<br />
Visual a steam sterilizer and a triple stroller<br />
I'm taking it to Goodwill to teach you a lesson<br />
Screaming serpent roller coaster and rippin rocket<br />
Betsy takes on an 11 year old girl at Goodwill<br />
Someone took her on, she was the home team<br />
First born kids are sibling slappers<br />
Kris apologizes to his brother who is ripped<br />
The hariest, largest woman in Goodwill<br />
Time to scurry away with the baby<br />
Dart them and take their stuff?<br />
Betsy decides to stalk the family<br />
Applies social work principles to get what she wants<br />
Situation assessment for procurement<br />
Lowlights of the old days<br />
Why people don't want to remember the worst times<br />
People work through it and move on and react out of fear<br />
If you look behind you feel like it can happen again<br />
A lack of empathy<br />
Falling back on family if it is an option<br />
Social service programs<br />
How did Betsy make this political<br />
A bit too harsh</p>
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	<p>Show: #182<br />
Length: 39:56<br />
Size: 27.4 mb<br />
Format: mp3</p>
	<p><strong>Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141</strong><br></p>
	<p><strong>Show Notes</strong></p>
	<p>The mime<br />
Calling each other 47 times a day<br />
Kris' birthday party events balloon volleyball and jello through a straw races<br />
The Geriatric games<br />
More chest hair than head hair<br />
The digital camera fiasco<br />
Telling a nerd they did good could be the most dangerous thing a person can do<br />
We're not buying today<br />
Prints only from the camera store<br />
He's making prints from a Nikon D50 8 mpx<br />
Kris' rats nest hair<br />
Why didn't somone tell me I need to brush my hair<br />
My hair looks like a pelt<br />
I can't do the bald guy with a goatee anymore<br />
Detriment in Chicago during winter<br />
Balding over-weight men with goatess are the dominant species in this planet<br />
Kris' goatee is like a shrub hiding a rotting porch<br />
There is a podcast voice<br />
Betsy is going to put her dipthong to work at the telephone porn line<br />
Well, okay der bear<br />
It is pledge and donation time again<br />
Cyclical with NPR<br />
Server money is needed<br />
Betsy says $4 per month doesn't make sense, $5 a month or $9.95 is better<br />
The kids aren't yours<br />
The one year anniversary of Croncast is coming<br />
Doing the show 3 times a week is difficult<br />
Kris has other projects to work on podcasting and not<br />
Croncast will be moving to one day a week starting November 14<br />
Send your audio or email of your Croncast memories<br />
Harriet Mier, "liberals will rue the day that she didn't get the job"<br />
New segment, "Goodwill Tonight" Betsy does sound effects<br />
Visual a steam sterilizer and a triple stroller<br />
I'm taking it to Goodwill to teach you a lesson<br />
Screaming serpent roller coaster and rippin rocket<br />
Betsy takes on an 11 year old girl at Goodwill<br />
Someone took her on, she was the home team<br />
First born kids are sibling slappers<br />
Kris apologizes to his brother who is ripped<br />
The hariest, largest woman in Goodwill<br />
Time to scurry away with the baby<br />
Dart them and take their stuff?<br />
Betsy decides to stalk the family<br />
Applies social work principles to get what she wants<br />
Situation assessment for procurement<br />
Lowlights of the old days<br />
Why people don't want to remember the worst times<br />
People work through it and move on and react out of fear<br />
If you look behind you feel like it can happen again<br />
A lack of empathy<br />
Falling back on family if it is an option<br />
Social service programs<br />
How did Betsy make this political<br />
A bit too harsh</p>
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				<itunes:summary>	  Croncast - 2005-10-28.mp3
	Show: #182
Length: 39:56
Size: 27.4 mb
Format: mp3
	Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 141
	Show Notes
	The mime
Calling each other 47 times a day
Kris&#039; birthday party events balloon volleyball and jello through a straw races
The Geriatric games
More chest hair than head hair
The digital camera fiasco
Telling a</itunes:summary>
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