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      <title>real | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for real. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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	  <copyright>Palegroove Studios 2004-2010</copyright>
	  		<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>

		<itunes:keywords>Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill</itunes:keywords>

		<itunes:subtitle>This is the keyword feed for real. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:subtitle>

 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for real. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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			<itunes:name>Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:name>
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         <title>Season 23 Ep 14: Workaholism, Valentines Day, The Two New Yorks</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4246/Season-23-Ep-14:-Workaholism-Valentines-Day-The-Two-New-Yorks_aspca_collecting-cans.php</link>
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			<description><![CDATA[Show: #549<br />
Length: 30:04<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
The Valentines Day is coming<br>
I won't forget, baby<br>
Anniversary, yes. This, no.<br>
Cards with hearts, what?<br>
You do work, work but I do the rest<br>
My workaholism smells like vodka<br>
While I watch reality shows<br>
Threatening them to go to bed<br>
If I could work at VH1<br>
You call that brainstorming<br>
The art of casting them?<br>
You are so flawed<br>
But I love you<br>
Working the ASPCA<br>
You lured a stray dog into your car?<br>
Ruining fast food forever<br>
The franchise agreement<br>
The two New Yorks<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/aspca">aspca</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/aspca"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/aspca.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/collecting cans">collecting cans</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/collecting cans"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/collecting cans.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/valentines day">valentines day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/valentines day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/valentines day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VH1">VH1</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VH1"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VH1.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/reality shows">reality shows</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/reality shows"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/reality shows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #549<br />
Length: 30:04<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-12.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
The Valentines Day is coming<br>
I won't forget, baby<br>
Anniversary, yes. This, no.<br>
Cards with hearts, what?<br>
You do work, work but I do the rest<br>
My workaholism smells like vodka<br>
While I watch reality shows<br>
Threatening them to go to bed<br>
If I could work at VH1<br>
You call that brainstorming<br>
The art of casting them?<br>
You are so flawed<br>
But I love you<br>
Working the ASPCA<br>
You lured a stray dog into your car?<br>
Ruining fast food forever<br>
The franchise agreement<br>
The two New Yorks<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/aspca">aspca</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/aspca"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/aspca.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/collecting cans">collecting cans</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/collecting cans"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/collecting cans.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/valentines day">valentines day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/valentines day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/valentines day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VH1">VH1</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VH1"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VH1.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/reality shows">reality shows</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/reality shows"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/reality shows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:51:03 -0500</pubDate>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #549
Length: 30:04
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

The Valentines Day is coming
I won&#039;t forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go to bed
If I</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>aspca, collecting cans, valentines day, VH1, reality shows</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>Season 23 Ep 14: Croncast Sampler</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4245/Season-23-Ep-14:-Croncast-Sampler_aspca_collecting-cans.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #549-Sampler<br />
Length: 4:02<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
The Valentines Day is coming<br>
I won't forget, baby<br>
Anniversary, yes. This, no.<br>
Cards with hearts, what?<br>
You do work, work but I do the rest<br>
My workaholism smells like vodka<br>
While I watch reality shows<br>
Threatening them to go to bed<br>
If I could work at VH1<br>
You call that brainstorming<br>
The art of casting them?<br>
You are so flawed<br>
But I love you<br>
Working the ASPCA<br>
You lured a stray dog into your car?<br>
Ruining fast food forever<br>
The franchise agreement<br>
The two New Yorks<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/aspca">aspca</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/aspca"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/aspca.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/collecting cans">collecting cans</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/collecting cans"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/collecting cans.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/valentines day">valentines day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/valentines day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/valentines day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VH1">VH1</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VH1"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VH1.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/reality shows">reality shows</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/reality shows"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/reality shows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #549-Sampler<br />
Length: 4:02<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
The Valentines Day is coming<br>
I won't forget, baby<br>
Anniversary, yes. This, no.<br>
Cards with hearts, what?<br>
You do work, work but I do the rest<br>
My workaholism smells like vodka<br>
While I watch reality shows<br>
Threatening them to go to bed<br>
If I could work at VH1<br>
You call that brainstorming<br>
The art of casting them?<br>
You are so flawed<br>
But I love you<br>
Working the ASPCA<br>
You lured a stray dog into your car?<br>
Ruining fast food forever<br>
The franchise agreement<br>
The two New Yorks<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/aspca">aspca</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/aspca"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/aspca.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/collecting cans">collecting cans</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/collecting cans"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/collecting cans.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/valentines day">valentines day</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/valentines day"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/valentines day.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/VH1">VH1</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/VH1"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/VH1.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/reality shows">reality shows</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/reality shows"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/reality shows.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:47:47 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>4:03</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4245</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #549-Sampler
Length: 4:02
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

The Valentines Day is coming
I won&#039;t forget, baby
Anniversary, yes. This, no.
Cards with hearts, what?
You do work, work but I do the rest
My workaholism smells like vodka
While I watch reality shows
Threatening them to go</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>aspca, collecting cans, valentines day, VH1, reality shows</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 23 Ep 10: Croncast Sampler</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4236/Season-23-Ep-10:-Croncast-Sampler_skirt-steak_cube-steak.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #545-Sampler<br />
Length: 6:51<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
This is a killer mid-day recording<br />
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!<br />
Show notes? Well . . . <br />
Betsy throws hay bales for distance<br />
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe<br />
Betsy needs a neckoplasty<br />
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back<br />


Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/skirt steak">skirt steak</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/skirt steak"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/skirt steak.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cube steak">cube steak</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cube steak"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cube steak.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meat judge">meat judge</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meat judge"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meat judge.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/neckoplasty">neckoplasty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/neckoplasty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/neckoplasty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/missing toe">missing toe</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/missing toe"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/missing toe.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #545-Sampler<br />
Length: 6:51<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01-sampler.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
This is a killer mid-day recording<br />
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!<br />
Show notes? Well . . . <br />
Betsy throws hay bales for distance<br />
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe<br />
Betsy needs a neckoplasty<br />
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back<br />


Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br /> 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/skirt steak">skirt steak</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/skirt steak"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/skirt steak.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cube steak">cube steak</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cube steak"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cube steak.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meat judge">meat judge</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meat judge"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meat judge.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/neckoplasty">neckoplasty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/neckoplasty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/neckoplasty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/missing toe">missing toe</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/missing toe"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/missing toe.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:57:49 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>6:51</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4236</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #545-Sampler
Length: 6:51
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool!

This is a killer mid-day recording
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!
Show notes? Well . . . 
Betsy throws hay bales for distance
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>skirt steak, cube steak, meat judge, neckoplasty, missing toe</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 23 Ep 10: Neckoplasty, Hay Bales for Distance, Roy's Missing Toe</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4235/Season-23-Ep-10:-Neckoplasty-Hay-Bales-for-Distance-Roys-Missing-Toe_skirt-steak_cube-steak.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #545<br />
Length: 28:12<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-03.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
This is a killer mid-day recording<br />
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!<br />
Show notes? Well . . . <br />
Betsy throws hay bales for distance<br />
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe<br />
Betsy needs a neckoplasty<br />
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back<br />


Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/skirt steak">skirt steak</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/skirt steak"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/skirt steak.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cube steak">cube steak</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cube steak"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cube steak.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meat judge">meat judge</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meat judge"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meat judge.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/neckoplasty">neckoplasty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/neckoplasty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/neckoplasty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/missing toe">missing toe</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/missing toe"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/missing toe.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #545<br />
Length: 28:12<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-03.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
This is a killer mid-day recording<br />
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!<br />
Show notes? Well . . . <br />
Betsy throws hay bales for distance<br />
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe<br />
Betsy needs a neckoplasty<br />
Kris speaks to the universe and it speaks back<br />


Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/skirt steak">skirt steak</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/skirt steak"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/skirt steak.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cube steak">cube steak</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cube steak"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cube steak.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/meat judge">meat judge</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/meat judge"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/meat judge.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/neckoplasty">neckoplasty</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/neckoplasty"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/neckoplasty.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/missing toe">missing toe</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/missing toe"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/missing toe.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:51:08 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:12</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4235</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #545
Length: 28:12
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

This is a killer mid-day recording
We really rock the shows when we can do them during the day!
Show notes? Well . . . 
Betsy throws hay bales for distance
Kris gets a mowing gig after the last guy, Roy, cuts off his big toe
Betsy needs a</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>skirt steak, cube steak, meat judge, neckoplasty, missing toe</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 23 Ep 09: Daddy Justice, Aluminum Lined, Long Memory</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4233/Season-23-Ep-09:-Daddy-Justice-Aluminum-Lined-Long-Memory_hamster_pet-store.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #544<br />
Length: 28:09<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Hey hey<br>
Thos comments are gonna flow<br>
Yes, i've had hamsters before<br>
This would be a fourth<br>
Well, it is a fourth<br>
How did you have four hamsters?<br>
What happened to them?<br>
Kris tells a story that should never be told<br>
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille<br>
You set me up for a lifetime of chores<br>
I didn't walk away<br>
I'm still here<br>
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work<br>
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything<br>
Just don't tell Mommy<br>
Daddy's buying me a hamster<br>
You have no idea<br>
I do know<br>
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris<br>
Glow in the dark ball back in the day<br>
Pets didn't last me all that long<br>
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide<br>
No it didn't die<br>
Does you mom still have that?<br>
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot<br>
Look, is was common at that time<br>
Aluminum foil on the bottom<br>
What?<br>
That is what they said to do<br>
Who?<br>
The people at the pet store<br>
<-- sampler show ends --><br>
That is the way it was done<br>
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?<br>
It didn't do him any good<br>
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms<br>
The way that it is<br>
If he's smart he won't eat it<br>
Was your crib lined with foil?<br>
He decided to do himself in<br>
Brittle plastic bottom<br>
It was a bird cage<br>
I can't even look at you<br>
Why did he die? I don't know<br>
I highly doubt you had a hamster<br>
It was really a dead parakeet<br>
This is my friend Pete<br>
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me<br>
Oh my god, that is dumb!<br>
Maybe it got bird food<br>
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you<br>
Oh, baby<br>
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids<br>
Maybe I shouldn't have done it<br>
She will never forgive me<br>
She's got a great memory<br>
Don't go buy a hamster<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hamster">hamster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hamster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hamster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet store">pet store</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet store"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet store.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dylan's candy bar">dylan's candy bar</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dylan's candy bar"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dylan's candy bar.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/la moille">la moille</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/la moille"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/la moille.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #544<br />
Length: 28:09<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-02-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Hey hey<br>
Thos comments are gonna flow<br>
Yes, i've had hamsters before<br>
This would be a fourth<br>
Well, it is a fourth<br>
How did you have four hamsters?<br>
What happened to them?<br>
Kris tells a story that should never be told<br>
I don't want to go into all of the things I learned in La Moille<br>
You set me up for a lifetime of chores<br>
I didn't walk away<br>
I'm still here<br>
No matter how much like a midget New Yorker and it's cute it won't work<br>
As it is we can't have the landlord in to fix anything<br>
Just don't tell Mommy<br>
Daddy's buying me a hamster<br>
You have no idea<br>
I do know<br>
Feral hamsters don't count, Kris<br>
Glow in the dark ball back in the day<br>
Pets didn't last me all that long<br>
I tried to cram it down the Sesame Street slide<br>
No it didn't die<br>
Does you mom still have that?<br>
It ain't a rabbits foot, it's a hamster foot<br>
Look, is was common at that time<br>
Aluminum foil on the bottom<br>
What?<br>
That is what they said to do<br>
Who?<br>
The people at the pet store<br>
<-- sampler show ends --><br>
That is the way it was done<br>
Was it like 1840 Louisiana?<br>
It didn't do him any good<br>
Just like you didn't end up with straight arms<br>
The way that it is<br>
If he's smart he won't eat it<br>
Was your crib lined with foil?<br>
He decided to do himself in<br>
Brittle plastic bottom<br>
It was a bird cage<br>
I can't even look at you<br>
Why did he die? I don't know<br>
I highly doubt you had a hamster<br>
It was really a dead parakeet<br>
This is my friend Pete<br>
No wonder the neighbor kids never played with me<br>
Oh my god, that is dumb!<br>
Maybe it got bird food<br>
I lived in a blissful bubble till I met you<br>
Oh, baby<br>
Dylan's Candy Bar is worth the trip to NYC with kids<br>
Maybe I shouldn't have done it<br>
She will never forgive me<br>
She's got a great memory<br>
Don't go buy a hamster<br>

Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out <a href="http://ville.ag">Ville</a> - <a href="http://ville.ag">http://ville.ag </a><br><br><br />
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</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hamster">hamster</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hamster"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hamster.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pet store">pet store</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pet store"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pet store.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/dylan's candy bar">dylan's candy bar</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/dylan's candy bar"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/dylan's candy bar.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/new york">new york</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/new york"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/new york.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/la moille">la moille</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/la moille"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/la moille.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:06:28 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:09</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #544
Length: 28:09
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Hey hey
Thos comments are gonna flow
Yes, i&#039;ve had hamsters before
This would be a fourth
Well, it is a fourth
How did you have four hamsters?
What happened to them?
Kris tells a story that should never be told
I don&#039;t want to go</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>hamster, pet store, dylan's candy bar, new york, la moille</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 23 Ep 07: Green Pants, Entering the Scene, Chicagowaukee accent</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4231/Season-23-Ep-07:-Green-Pants-Entering-the-Scene-Chicagowaukee-accent_Chicagowaukee_leprechaun.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #542<br />
Length: 30:33<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-01-27.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times<br>
I have on my robe, bunny slippers<br>
You wish you could afford the Times<br>
That's true<br>
Or had a stoop of my own<br>
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building<br>
What I like about New York is you can count on people<br>
You can trust them<br>
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants<br>
They will slam doors on you<br>
Push you off the curb in front of a bus<br>
The have an alliance with leprechauns<br>
It's true<br>
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks<br>
We couldn't understand each other<br>
You're accented now too, baby<br>
You've toured the midwest<br>
They can't understand you <br>
Your Chicagowaukee accent<br>
It's all about dominance in NY<br>
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship<br>
It's like entering an improv scene<br>
Costco in the city experience<br>
99/100 emails are for you<br>
We did get noticed on the street<br>
We handled it horribly<br>
The kids were like what?<br>
Really you know who I am?<br>
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon<br>
Only people left were us and the runners
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Chicagowaukee">Chicagowaukee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Chicagowaukee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chicagowaukee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/leprechaun">leprechaun</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/leprechaun"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/leprechaun.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bunny slippers">bunny slippers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bunny slippers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bunny slippers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NYC marathon">NYC marathon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NYC marathon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NYC marathon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #542<br />
Length: 30:33<br>
Format: mp3
<p><strong>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></strong><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-01-27.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times<br>
I have on my robe, bunny slippers<br>
You wish you could afford the Times<br>
That's true<br>
Or had a stoop of my own<br>
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building<br>
What I like about New York is you can count on people<br>
You can trust them<br>
However, you can't trust the New Yorkers that wear green pants<br>
They will slam doors on you<br>
Push you off the curb in front of a bus<br>
The have an alliance with leprechauns<br>
It's true<br>
Trying to transcribe your kids homework from accented folks<br>
We couldn't understand each other<br>
You're accented now too, baby<br>
You've toured the midwest<br>
They can't understand you <br>
Your Chicagowaukee accent<br>
It's all about dominance in NY<br>
Passive dominance is the flavor of the relationship<br>
It's like entering an improv scene<br>
Costco in the city experience<br>
99/100 emails are for you<br>
We did get noticed on the street<br>
We handled it horribly<br>
The kids were like what?<br>
Really you know who I am?<br>
The walking class is stuck during the NYC marathon<br>
Only people left were us and the runners
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>

<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Chicagowaukee">Chicagowaukee</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Chicagowaukee"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Chicagowaukee.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/leprechaun">leprechaun</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/leprechaun"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/leprechaun.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/bunny slippers">bunny slippers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/bunny slippers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/bunny slippers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NYC marathon">NYC marathon</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NYC marathon"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NYC marathon.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:40:15 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:33</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4231</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #542
Length: 30:33
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

I walk out on the stoop every morning to pick up the Times
I have on my robe, bunny slippers
You wish you could afford the Times
That&#039;s true
Or had a stoop of my own
Trampled by clicking heels heading out of the building
What I like about</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Chicagowaukee, leprechaun, bunny slippers, NYC marathon, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 23 Ep 03: Streaming Player, Bald is Sexy, Queens Blvd.</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4225/Season-23-Ep-03:-Streaming-Player-Bald-is-Sexy-Queens-Blvd_luv-train_man-musk.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Show: #538<br />
Length: 28:07<br>
Format: mp3
<p>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-01-18.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Comments are all moderated now<br>
Due to massive amounts of spam that is coming in<br>
Great news . . . streaming player is ready to use<br>
Go to Croncast -> Click 'streaming player' -> Sign in -> Listen<br>
The Nextel phone chirp chirp is like the construction worker Twitter<br>
Maybe I have a stroller you don't know about<br>
A total Manhattan business is man strollers<br>
Man purses are not in the scope<br>
They're totally off limits<br>
He's a cross dressing pimp<br>
And he also coos<br>
Dude is wearing a full length beaver coat<br>
You should hold classes at the annex for cross dressing pimps<br>
Queens they should go with you<br>
The battle cry for cross dressing pimps<br>
If you made that sound in Queens something would eat you<br>
Tumbleweeds and paint ball <br>
The greatest Goodwill ever<br>
As far as clothing goes<br>
$1.69 a pound for clothing<br>
You can pick up Diesel Jeans<br>
I may like them but I need Mavi jeans<br>
Those fit<br>
Not Levi's or Wranglers<br>
There are no Wranglers in Manhattan<br>
Cuz no one sells them here<br>
The fancy man pants get their own hangers and racks<br>
Size 28 Bootcut Citizens of Humanity Jeans<br>
Yeah, no one is looking for that<br>
Well maybe somebody is but you can't price for that one guy<br>
Huge blue troughs full of this stuff<br>
Safe with a prison, police, needles<br>
Totally safe because it's like Aurora, IL<br>
We pass the Dominican greasy spoon<br>
I want to eat there and you guys always choose the hot dog joint<br>
Mc Dominicans is the name, not really<br>
Eyed up on the luv train<br>
Betsy can't get enough of these stories from me<br>
Wanna party, giant?
 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/luv train">luv train</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/luv train"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/luv train.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/man musk">man musk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/man musk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/man musk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wanna party giant">wanna party giant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wanna party giant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wanna party giant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/queens resale">queens resale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/queens resale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/queens resale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nextel chirp">nextel chirp</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nextel chirp"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nextel chirp.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Show: #538<br />
Length: 28:07<br>
Format: mp3
<p>To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes <a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/">Get Cool!</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/cool/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2010-01-18.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
Comments are all moderated now<br>
Due to massive amounts of spam that is coming in<br>
Great news . . . streaming player is ready to use<br>
Go to Croncast -> Click 'streaming player' -> Sign in -> Listen<br>
The Nextel phone chirp chirp is like the construction worker Twitter<br>
Maybe I have a stroller you don't know about<br>
A total Manhattan business is man strollers<br>
Man purses are not in the scope<br>
They're totally off limits<br>
He's a cross dressing pimp<br>
And he also coos<br>
Dude is wearing a full length beaver coat<br>
You should hold classes at the annex for cross dressing pimps<br>
Queens they should go with you<br>
The battle cry for cross dressing pimps<br>
If you made that sound in Queens something would eat you<br>
Tumbleweeds and paint ball <br>
The greatest Goodwill ever<br>
As far as clothing goes<br>
$1.69 a pound for clothing<br>
You can pick up Diesel Jeans<br>
I may like them but I need Mavi jeans<br>
Those fit<br>
Not Levi's or Wranglers<br>
There are no Wranglers in Manhattan<br>
Cuz no one sells them here<br>
The fancy man pants get their own hangers and racks<br>
Size 28 Bootcut Citizens of Humanity Jeans<br>
Yeah, no one is looking for that<br>
Well maybe somebody is but you can't price for that one guy<br>
Huge blue troughs full of this stuff<br>
Safe with a prison, police, needles<br>
Totally safe because it's like Aurora, IL<br>
We pass the Dominican greasy spoon<br>
I want to eat there and you guys always choose the hot dog joint<br>
Mc Dominicans is the name, not really<br>
Eyed up on the luv train<br>
Betsy can't get enough of these stories from me<br>
Wanna party, giant?
 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/cool"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/c4_get_cool.jpg" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>
<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/luv train">luv train</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/luv train"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/luv train.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/man musk">man musk</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/man musk"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/man musk.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wanna party giant">wanna party giant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wanna party giant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wanna party giant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/queens resale">queens resale</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/queens resale"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/queens resale.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/nextel chirp">nextel chirp</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/nextel chirp"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/nextel chirp.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:59:31 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>28:07</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4225</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Show: #538
Length: 28:07
Format: mp3
To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Comments are all moderated now
Due to massive amounts of spam that is coming in
Great news . . . streaming player is ready to use
Go to Croncast -&gt; Click &#039;streaming player&#039; -&gt; Sign in -&gt; Listen
The Nextel phone chirp chirp is</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>luv train, man musk, wanna party giant, queens resale, nextel chirp</itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title> this is a test - via twitter</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4192/-this-is-a-test---via-twitter_twitter-blogging_tweet.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[of my emergency twitter broadcast system. not really, just blogging from a tweet.<br><br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter blogging">twitter blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tweet">tweet</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tweet"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tweet.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/broadcast system">broadcast system</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/broadcast system"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/broadcast system.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[of my emergency twitter broadcast system. not really, just blogging from a tweet.<br><br><br><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter blogging">twitter blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tweet">tweet</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tweet"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tweet.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/broadcast system">broadcast system</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/broadcast system"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/broadcast system.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:36:27 -0500</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,4192</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>of my emergency twitter broadcast system. not really, just blogging from a tweet.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>twitter blogging, tweet, broadcast system, , </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 22 Ep 08: Naperville Buh Bye, Speedy in pocket, Flying over tornados</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1965/Season-22-Ep-08:-Naperville-Buh-Bye-Speedy-in-pocket-Flying-over-tornados_Naperville_limousine.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1965/cks-2009-08-31.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-08-31" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1965/cks-2009-08-31.mp3">Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3</a><br>
Show: #534<br />
Length: 30:18<br>
  Size: 27.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1965/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-08-31.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
<br><br>
Let the reboot begin<br />
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like<br />
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows<br />
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds<br />
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped<br />
It's the real deal<br />
They heard the show<br />
The offer was pulled<br />
It pre-dated even their interest in our home<br />
So much conflict from it we had to stop<br />
Hard finding buyers<br />
You guys knew all about the crazy<br />
They didn't just call up<br />
She furnished a transcript<br />
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline<br />
They knew we were in a bind<br />
How can you be special when the whole world knows?<br />
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge<br />
Enough of this crap<br />
Picking back up where we left off . . . <br />
Leaving Naperville<br />
The car arrives to take us way<br />
You can't tell that story yet<br />
The New York story has to wait<br />
"I am a rock star," Elliot<br />
What do we move with - 6 suitcases<br />
Getting on a jet plane<br />
House hadn't closed yet<br />
No place to live<br />
Not a job offer<br />
Finding new homes for dogs<br />
Missing the four legged family members<br />
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house<br />
Grabbing Speedy<br />
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."<br />
Wasn't that weird for me<br />
Airport hotel<br />
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing<br />
I had a four bedroom house<br />
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville">Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/limousine">limousine</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/limousine"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/limousine.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hermit crab">hermit crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hermit crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hermit crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/speedy">speedy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/speedy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/speedy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1965/cks-2009-08-31.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-08-31" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1965/cks-2009-08-31.mp3">Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3</a><br>
Show: #534<br />
Length: 30:18<br>
  Size: 27.8 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1965/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-08-31.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
<br><br>
Let the reboot begin<br />
Still don't have the studio set up the way we would like<br />
Whatever, don't leave a comment on the old shows<br />
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds<br />
Betsy breaks down why the shows stopped<br />
It's the real deal<br />
They heard the show<br />
The offer was pulled<br />
It pre-dated even their interest in our home<br />
So much conflict from it we had to stop<br />
Hard finding buyers<br />
You guys knew all about the crazy<br />
They didn't just call up<br />
She furnished a transcript<br />
Thanks to social media you can't feed the trolls offline<br />
They knew we were in a bind<br />
How can you be special when the whole world knows?<br />
You're not on the inside when it's public knowledge<br />
Enough of this crap<br />
Picking back up where we left off . . . <br />
Leaving Naperville<br />
The car arrives to take us way<br />
You can't tell that story yet<br />
The New York story has to wait<br />
"I am a rock star," Elliot<br />
What do we move with - 6 suitcases<br />
Getting on a jet plane<br />
House hadn't closed yet<br />
No place to live<br />
Not a job offer<br />
Finding new homes for dogs<br />
Missing the four legged family members<br />
Betsy has Swiffered her way out of the house<br />
Grabbing Speedy<br />
I didn't get a chance to say, "good-bye to the house."<br />
Wasn't that weird for me<br />
Airport hotel<br />
I'm thinking holy shit I have nothing<br />
I had a four bedroom house<br />
Now I am moving across country wth 6 suitcases and a hermit crab
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Naperville">Naperville</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Naperville"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Naperville.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/limousine">limousine</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/limousine"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/limousine.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hermit crab">hermit crab</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hermit crab"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hermit crab.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/speedy">speedy</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/speedy"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/speedy.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:15:12 -0400</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>30:18</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1965</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2009-08-31.mp3
Show: #534
Length: 30:18
  Size: 27.8 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Let the reboot begin
Still don&#039;t have the studio set up the way we would like
Whatever, don&#039;t leave a comment on the old shows
Seriously, a mummy might crawl out of your ear buds
Betsy breaks</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Naperville, limousine, hermit crab, speedy, </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Not really an episode - Announcement</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1954/Not-really-an-episode---Announcement_Stout_NYC.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1954/cks-2009-05-04.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-05-04" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1954/cks-2009-05-04.mp3">Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3</a><br>
Show: #531<br />
Length: 3:05<br>
  Size: 4.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1949/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-05-04.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
  <br><br> 
  Not a real episode more like an announcement<br>
  Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m.<br>
  <br>
  Location: <br>
  <a href="http://www.stoutnyc.com">Stout</a><br>
  133 West 33rd Street<br>
  New York, NY<br>
  <a href="http://asu.ms/4mYzaI">Map </a><br>
  <br>
  Near Penn Station and these trains<br>
  33rd Street (PATH) <br>
  34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W) <br>
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3) </p>
<p>We hope to see you there!<br>
  <br><br />
</p>
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Stout">Stout</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Stout"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Stout.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NYC">NYC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NYC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NYC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Meetup">Meetup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Meetup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Meetup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1954/cks-2009-05-04.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-05-04" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1954/cks-2009-05-04.mp3">Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3</a><br>
Show: #531<br />
Length: 3:05<br>
  Size: 4.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1949/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-05-04.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
  <br><br> 
  Not a real episode more like an announcement<br>
  Friday's meetup will be at 7 p.m.<br>
  <br>
  Location: <br>
  <a href="http://www.stoutnyc.com">Stout</a><br>
  133 West 33rd Street<br>
  New York, NY<br>
  <a href="http://asu.ms/4mYzaI">Map </a><br>
  <br>
  Near Penn Station and these trains<br>
  33rd Street (PATH) <br>
  34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W) <br>
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3) </p>
<p>We hope to see you there!<br>
  <br><br />
</p>
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Stout">Stout</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Stout"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Stout.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NYC">NYC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NYC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NYC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Meetup">Meetup</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Meetup"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Meetup.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Croncast">Croncast</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Croncast"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Croncast.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 16:31:06 -0400</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>3:05</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1954</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2009-05-04.mp3
Show: #531
Length: 3:05
  Size: 4.1 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes
   
  Not a real episode more like an announcement
  Friday&#039;s meetup will be at 7 p.m.
  
  Location: 
  Stout
  133 West 33rd Street
  New York, NY
  Map 
  
  Near Penn Station and these trains
</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Stout, NYC, Meetup, Croncast, </itunes:keywords> 
      </item>
      <item>
         <title>Season 22 Ep 05: Red Streak, Hamster Flu, Wackadoos</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1953/Season-22-Ep-05:-Red-Streak-Hamster-Flu-Wackadoos_lemon-lime_gatorade.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1953/cks-2009-05-01.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-05-01" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1953/cks-2009-05-01.mp3">Croncast - 2009-05-01.mp3</a><br>
Show: #530<br />
Length: 32:06<br>
  Size: 29.5 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1949/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-05-01.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
<br><br>
Hit up Croncast and leave comment<br>
Online they're called trolls<br>
In the real world they're called haters<br>
Thanks for asking people to tell you something nice<br>
You were having a rough day<br>
Dude's can't call you beautiful<br>
Why are you in public without your mask on?<br>
I ended up with a red streak on my finger<br>
Again!<br>
Back down the sewer drain<br>
No care for the scrape or cut<br>
I'll be fine<br>
Now my finger is throbbing and swelling up<br>
Hello, urgent care<br>
Attacked your meat hook viciously<br>
Everyone in their was wearing a mask<br>
All the wackadoos think they have swine flu<br>
Stay safe while porking<br>
I am worried for their mental health<br>
They could have hamster flu<br>
We're gonna be in NYC next week<br>
Meetup on Thursday night 6'ish not sure on location<br>
Will share that today 
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lemon lime">lemon lime</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lemon lime"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lemon lime.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gatorade">gatorade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gatorade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gatorade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hamster flu">hamster flu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hamster flu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hamster flu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wackadoos">wackadoos</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wackadoos"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wackadoos.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/red streak">red streak</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/red streak"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/red streak.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1953/cks-2009-05-01.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-05-01" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1953/cks-2009-05-01.mp3">Croncast - 2009-05-01.mp3</a><br>
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Hit up Croncast and leave comment<br>
Online they're called trolls<br>
In the real world they're called haters<br>
Thanks for asking people to tell you something nice<br>
You were having a rough day<br>
Dude's can't call you beautiful<br>
Why are you in public without your mask on?<br>
I ended up with a red streak on my finger<br>
Again!<br>
Back down the sewer drain<br>
No care for the scrape or cut<br>
I'll be fine<br>
Now my finger is throbbing and swelling up<br>
Hello, urgent care<br>
Attacked your meat hook viciously<br>
Everyone in their was wearing a mask<br>
All the wackadoos think they have swine flu<br>
Stay safe while porking<br>
I am worried for their mental health<br>
They could have hamster flu<br>
We're gonna be in NYC next week<br>
Meetup on Thursday night 6'ish not sure on location<br>
Will share that today 
<br><br><br />
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</div><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/lemon lime">lemon lime</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/lemon lime"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/lemon lime.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/gatorade">gatorade</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/gatorade"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/gatorade.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hamster flu">hamster flu</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hamster flu"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hamster flu.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/wackadoos">wackadoos</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/wackadoos"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/wackadoos.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/red streak">red streak</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/red streak"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/red streak.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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Show: #530
Length: 32:06
  Size: 29.5 mb
  Format: mp3

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Online they&#039;re called trolls
In the real world they&#039;re called haters
Thanks for asking people to tell you something nice
You were having a rough</itunes:summary>
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         <title>Think differently about RSS and its uses</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1950/Think-differently-about-RSS-and-its-uses_flickr_live-photo-blogging.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[It's been quite a while since I wrote a blog post and it was time to get down with the reality that some things can't be said in 140 characters or less.
<br><br>
Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.
<br><br>
I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.
<br><br>
Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.
<br><br>
First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier.
<br><br>
Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.
<br><br>
How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.
<br><br>
In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.
<br><br>
Here's how it goes down:
<br><br>
1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>
2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>
3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>
4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>
5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>
6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>
7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo
<br><br>
What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery
<br><br>
<strong>Summary:</strong> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[It's been quite a while since I wrote a blog post and it was time to get down with the reality that some things can't be said in 140 characters or less.
<br><br>
Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she navigated her adopted habitat and to see her operate in a way that is far from the norm in our everyday lives.
<br><br>
I knew this was going to be an interesting experience. Why not share it in as many ways as possible (distribution to: Flickr, Twitter, blog and RSS) with as many people as possible? One input with multiple outputs across the various Croncast audiences.
<br><br>
Making it happen is a lot easier than you think with email and RSS.
<br><br>
First. it is the camera phone that takes decent photos. Second, is the phones ability to send email with photo attachments. Third, is a place to email the photos that has an RSS feed or other API connectivity to other applications. Tons of sites like <a href="http://flickr.com">Flickr</a>, <a href="http://seesmic.com">Seesmic</a> and <a href="http://tumblr.com">Tumblr</a> offer these and can even do some of the distribution for you. Get these three things in place and sharing your experiences in near real-time has never been easier.
<br><br>
Currently, it does take a little more skill to distribute the photos to <a href="http://www.twitter.com">Twitter</a>. However, if you get creative you can breathe life into photos that wouldn't normally have existed after it was consumed/viewed in a photo sharing site or through an RSS reader. It is worth the effort to figure this out, it's the next stage of content distribution online.
<br><br>
How do I know? Google Reader shared feeds are the perfect example. Typically once someone reads a post in their reader it has reached the end of the line. But if someone shares it with Google Reader it then gets added to the individual users shared RSS feed and resyndicated. A new life for that content. The same goes for photos that end up in Flickr or a Flickr RSS feed.
<br><br>
In my case, live photo blogging and my ability to cast a wider net wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for the Flickr RSS feed from my account. It is the magic API that feeds (pun intended) the river of resyndication that allows me to give that new life to our content.
<br><br>
Here's how it goes down:
<br><br>
1. Upload photo from phone to Flickr with subject line used as image title<br>
2. In the body under the photo begin with an asterisk (*) if I want the photo, title and description to be a blog post also<br>
3. In the body under the photo begin with a carat (^) if I want the title and a link to be a tweet<br>
4. Add both asterisk and carat (*^) for blog and twitter<br>
5. A PHP script grabs the Flickr RSS feed and reads it for asterisks and carats every two minutes and sends the photo, title and description where it needs to go<br>
6. If it goes to the blog the title and description will be run through a keyword generations script<br>
7. If it goes to Twitter only the title is sent and a shortened url is created to link to the photo
<br><br>
What all of this does is allow me to create multiple channels of distribution that can reach the different audiences that follow us. There is a bit of overlap with multiple audience members subscribed to the same services but quite a few are not. We have the Twitter audience, the blog audience, the flickr audience and the RSS audience. We also have our podcast audience but they are not really a part of this type of delivery
<br><br>
<strong>Summary:</strong> Look for ways to utilize sites like Flickr as a content management portal, if even from your mobile phone, to cast a wider net across your network. Work to find that one point of contact that has the lowest threshold for allowing you to get your media and thoughts online with the ability to resyndicate your content without having to lift a finger. Well, too many fingers. And make sure that it has an RSS feed!<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flickr">flickr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flickr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flickr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/live photo blogging">live photo blogging</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/live photo blogging"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/live photo blogging.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS as API">RSS as API</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS as API"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS as API.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/seesmic">seesmic</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/seesmic"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/seesmic.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tumblr">tumblr</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tumblr"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tumblr.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/twitter">twitter</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/twitter"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/twitter.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 09:18:54 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1950</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>It&#039;s been quite a while since I wrote a blog post and it was time to get down with the reality that some things can&#039;t be said in 140 characters or less.

Over the weekend, as some of you may of you noticed, I live photo blogged my Saturday afternoon date with Betsy and our trip to Goodwill. For me it was a time to watch Betsy as she</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>flickr, live photo blogging, RSS as API, seesmic, tumblr</itunes:keywords> 
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      <item>
         <title>Make better RSS feeds by not making them</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1318/Make-better-RSS-feeds-by-not-making-them_RSS_CNET.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? 
<br><br>
Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. 
<br><br>
The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for publishers to create no feeds at all. Let your readers make their own. 
<br><br>
Here are a couple examples why this is a better method for content syndication than relying on your own editorial skills.
<br><br>
Example 1: How not to do it.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-1.jpg">
<br><br>
Don't get me wrong on this, CNET is offering nearly all of its content up for syndication. This is an excellent strategy to create value from older content. However, do readers really need the option of subscribing to <a href="http://www.cnet.com/4520-6022_1-5115040-1.html">100 plus predefined RSS feeds</a>? Simply, no.
<br><br>
Finding feeds for the topics you are interested in is difficult. The worst of it is that you can only access them individually, i.e.; you want 10 of feeds, copy and paste them one by one into your feed reader. Sounds like a party to me. If you have more skills you might use a service that rolls all of them up into one feed for you. I would guess that about three people have done this. 
<br><br>
Why overwhelm your readers like this? And besides, it is pretty intimidating for someone new to the RSS game. Shouldn't they be able to access your content in a way that makes it relevant to them?
<br><br>
Example 2: How to do RSS right.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-2.jpg">
<br><br>
What you see above is one of two flavors of how to let your readers pick what they receive in RSS feeds. It's a simple and easy to use text input that allows readers to enter keywords and phrases that they want in their feed. There's nothing fancy, easy access to old content in the straight-forward way that RSS is delivered; updates of the newest items first and set number items in the feed, usually twenty-five.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-3.jpg">
<br><br>
What the second screen shot shows is the magic of thinking differently about RSS feeds. This image demonstrates what happens when someone clicks on the 'advanced' link. The reader is then given control over every aspect of the RSS feed. They choose the content, when it is delivered, how much content, in what order (none of this newest stuff first mumbo jumbo - great use for episodic content) and how many updates to get at a time.<br><br>
Who is better to choose than the person doing the consuming? RSS needs to be like Burger King where a customer can have it their way.<br><br>
When this concept is applied to large volumes of content the value of it increases with each new article or podcast. Imagine if you could have this type of access at the NY Times or with your local paper. Even the obits from 30 years ago are now of value again. Value to the reader and value to the publisher with ad inventory. 
<br><br>
The future of content syndication isn't in prescriptive channels created by publishers. The future is in the subjective choices of the consumer. They neither need or want every product that you have to offer.
<br><br>
We need to be smarter about our syndicated content via RSS and take into consideration how to make that user experience more satisfying. Whether it is by allowing users to pick topics or order of updates, something needs to change. Why? Because it is all about attention; the premium of which is measured in subscribers, influence and the influence of those subscribers. <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/CNET">CNET</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/CNET"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/CNET.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/readers">readers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/readers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/readers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consumers">consumers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consumers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consumers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/interaction">interaction</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/interaction"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/interaction.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? 
<br><br>
Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. 
<br><br>
The solution isn't to create more feeds. The best solution is for publishers to create no feeds at all. Let your readers make their own. 
<br><br>
Here are a couple examples why this is a better method for content syndication than relying on your own editorial skills.
<br><br>
Example 1: How not to do it.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-1.jpg">
<br><br>
Don't get me wrong on this, CNET is offering nearly all of its content up for syndication. This is an excellent strategy to create value from older content. However, do readers really need the option of subscribing to <a href="http://www.cnet.com/4520-6022_1-5115040-1.html">100 plus predefined RSS feeds</a>? Simply, no.
<br><br>
Finding feeds for the topics you are interested in is difficult. The worst of it is that you can only access them individually, i.e.; you want 10 of feeds, copy and paste them one by one into your feed reader. Sounds like a party to me. If you have more skills you might use a service that rolls all of them up into one feed for you. I would guess that about three people have done this. 
<br><br>
Why overwhelm your readers like this? And besides, it is pretty intimidating for someone new to the RSS game. Shouldn't they be able to access your content in a way that makes it relevant to them?
<br><br>
Example 2: How to do RSS right.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-2.jpg">
<br><br>
What you see above is one of two flavors of how to let your readers pick what they receive in RSS feeds. It's a simple and easy to use text input that allows readers to enter keywords and phrases that they want in their feed. There's nothing fancy, easy access to old content in the straight-forward way that RSS is delivered; updates of the newest items first and set number items in the feed, usually twenty-five.
<br><br>
<img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/00_rss-3.jpg">
<br><br>
What the second screen shot shows is the magic of thinking differently about RSS feeds. This image demonstrates what happens when someone clicks on the 'advanced' link. The reader is then given control over every aspect of the RSS feed. They choose the content, when it is delivered, how much content, in what order (none of this newest stuff first mumbo jumbo - great use for episodic content) and how many updates to get at a time.<br><br>
Who is better to choose than the person doing the consuming? RSS needs to be like Burger King where a customer can have it their way.<br><br>
When this concept is applied to large volumes of content the value of it increases with each new article or podcast. Imagine if you could have this type of access at the NY Times or with your local paper. Even the obits from 30 years ago are now of value again. Value to the reader and value to the publisher with ad inventory. 
<br><br>
The future of content syndication isn't in prescriptive channels created by publishers. The future is in the subjective choices of the consumer. They neither need or want every product that you have to offer.
<br><br>
We need to be smarter about our syndicated content via RSS and take into consideration how to make that user experience more satisfying. Whether it is by allowing users to pick topics or order of updates, something needs to change. Why? Because it is all about attention; the premium of which is measured in subscribers, influence and the influence of those subscribers. <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/RSS">RSS</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/RSS"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/RSS.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/CNET">CNET</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/CNET"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/CNET.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/readers">readers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/readers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/readers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/consumers">consumers</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/consumers"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/consumers.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/interaction">interaction</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/interaction"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/interaction.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:00:20 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1318</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>Did you pick the content of the RSS feeds that you are syndicating from your site right now? Or did you let your readers pick? 

Within reason my guess would be that most of you answered, yes then no. I know on my sites, even this site, I would have answered the same. 

The solution isn&#039;t to create more feeds. The best solution is for</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>RSS, CNET, readers, consumers, interaction</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 21 Ep 25: The Breadwinner, Unhandicapped Joke, You'd Love it Here</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1946/Season-21-Ep-25:-The-Breadwinner-Unhandicapped-Joke-Youd-Love-it-Here_Prada_Store-SOHO.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1946/cks-2009-04-13.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-04-13" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1946/cks-2009-04-13.mp3">Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3</a><br>
Show: #525<br />
Length: 32:37<br>
  Size: 30.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1946/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-04-13.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
<br><br>
Where the shows been?<br>
I'm not well<br>
Hear it in the voice<br>
Why do men get sicker than women?<br>
It is like quantum mechanical<br>
Betsy, he looks really bad<br>
No one was validating<br>
You had a temp of 98.6<br>
That's high for me<br>
Legitimately sick and you just make fun of me<br>
I talked with two people this week<br>
That's it<br>
It manifested as fevers, rashes, sweats, bumps<br>
Let's give the run down<br>
New IRS debt, no longer employed by BlogTalkRadio, starting a new business<br>
Venture Capital is tight and requires travel<br>
Betsy lays it all down . . . what I've learned in comedy . . . so far<br>
Well, you are being paid<br>
That $40 a week is going to take us through<br>
You gotta finish strong<br>
I picked the handicapped guy and made the most inappropriate joke<br>
Well, the audience knew he was handicap . . . but I didn't<br>
Later in the show my pants starts falling down<br>
No laughs at this either<br>
Here I am walking down the street<br>
So what's going on with you guys then?<br>
I'm not going to list it out again<br>
Follow Kris on twitter<br>
Join the Croncast Facebook group<br>
We come around the pillars<br>
There are people just smoking<br>
Blowing smoke in tourists faces<br>
Out of the corner of my eye I see these guys<br>
Then hear, "You got this one, Phil?"<br>
Flicks his cigarette<br>
He's doing the new york fast walk<br>
Of course the cop didn't care<br>
What are you doing in SOHO with a hot dog cart in front of the Prada store?<br>
The place of small dogs, tall women and street vendors on crack<br>
I think you would love New York, Betsy<br>
Sure I almost got robbed<br>
But I even love the filthy, dirty New York<br>
It's got high energy
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>


<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Prada">Prada</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Prada"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Prada.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Store SOHO">Store SOHO</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Store SOHO"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Store SOHO.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/breadwinner">breadwinner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/breadwinner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/breadwinner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NYC">NYC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NYC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NYC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kidrobot">kidrobot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kidrobot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kidrobot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1946/cks-2009-04-13.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-04-13" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1946/cks-2009-04-13.mp3">Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3</a><br>
Show: #525<br />
Length: 32:37<br>
  Size: 30.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1946/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-04-13.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
<br><br>
Where the shows been?<br>
I'm not well<br>
Hear it in the voice<br>
Why do men get sicker than women?<br>
It is like quantum mechanical<br>
Betsy, he looks really bad<br>
No one was validating<br>
You had a temp of 98.6<br>
That's high for me<br>
Legitimately sick and you just make fun of me<br>
I talked with two people this week<br>
That's it<br>
It manifested as fevers, rashes, sweats, bumps<br>
Let's give the run down<br>
New IRS debt, no longer employed by BlogTalkRadio, starting a new business<br>
Venture Capital is tight and requires travel<br>
Betsy lays it all down . . . what I've learned in comedy . . . so far<br>
Well, you are being paid<br>
That $40 a week is going to take us through<br>
You gotta finish strong<br>
I picked the handicapped guy and made the most inappropriate joke<br>
Well, the audience knew he was handicap . . . but I didn't<br>
Later in the show my pants starts falling down<br>
No laughs at this either<br>
Here I am walking down the street<br>
So what's going on with you guys then?<br>
I'm not going to list it out again<br>
Follow Kris on twitter<br>
Join the Croncast Facebook group<br>
We come around the pillars<br>
There are people just smoking<br>
Blowing smoke in tourists faces<br>
Out of the corner of my eye I see these guys<br>
Then hear, "You got this one, Phil?"<br>
Flicks his cigarette<br>
He's doing the new york fast walk<br>
Of course the cop didn't care<br>
What are you doing in SOHO with a hot dog cart in front of the Prada store?<br>
The place of small dogs, tall women and street vendors on crack<br>
I think you would love New York, Betsy<br>
Sure I almost got robbed<br>
But I even love the filthy, dirty New York<br>
It's got high energy
<br><br><br />
<div><a href="http://croncast.com/shows.rss"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/feed-seasons.png" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewArtist?id=289322779"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/itunes-header.jpg" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2259078977"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/facebook.jpg" alt="Croncast Facebook Group" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a>  <a href="http://www.twitter.com/croncast"><img src="http://croncast.com/images/twitter.jpg" alt="Follow Kris on Twitter" width="28" height="28" border="0" align="baseline"></a> 
</div>


<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Prada">Prada</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Prada"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Prada.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Store SOHO">Store SOHO</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Store SOHO"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Store SOHO.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/breadwinner">breadwinner</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/breadwinner"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/breadwinner.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/NYC">NYC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/NYC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/NYC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/kidrobot">kidrobot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/kidrobot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/kidrobot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 12:45:36 -0400</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>32:47</itunes:duration>
         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1946</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2009-04-13.mp3
Show: #525
Length: 32:37
  Size: 30.1 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Where the shows been?
I&#039;m not well
Hear it in the voice
Why do men get sicker than women?
It is like quantum mechanical
Betsy, he looks really bad
No one was validating
You had a temp of</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Prada, Store SOHO, breadwinner, NYC, kidrobot</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 21 Ep 17: Fly home stoned, Polyester rugs, Gesticulate freely</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1933/Season-21-Ep-17:-Fly-home-stoned-Polyester-rugs-Gesticulate-freely_Adam-Carolla_Podcast.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1933/cks-2009-02-27.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-02-27" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1933/cks-2009-02-27.mp3">Croncast - 2009-02-27.mp3</a><br>
Show: #517<br />
  Length: 27:26<br>
  Size: 25.2 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1933/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-02-27.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><strong>Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</strong></a>
<br><br>
Get it on<br />
Leave us some comments here or reviews in iTunes<br />
Not really vicious<br />
But spousal hate<br />
Funny on many levels<br />
A paid gig for Betsy<br />
Will you be on IMDB?<br />
I don't know what you're talking about<br />
March every Thursday<br />
Five other chicks all under me<br />
Sounds like my kind of life<br />
It's all coming together<br />
<a href="http://carollaradio.com/">Adam Carolla</a> is now on the podcasting<br />
Maybe we need to hire him<br />
Six women under me<br />
I want to write that book<br />
Re-organized the basement<br />
I had to get it on<br />
Needed to change up my space<br />
This winter is killing me emotionally<br />
Short shorn polyester rug<br />
It's 85 colors and shades of testosterone<br />
Been stuck down here working for so long<br />
I got a bit claustrophobic<br />
Proud you cleaned up<br />
Making space<br />
I was afraid to touch your desk<br />
Now I can gesticulate freely<br />
It's like we're single again<br />
Right from your mother's clutches to mine<br />
You would be perfectly happy at public storage<br />
Don't ship Grandma's meds via FedEx<br />
So she can fly home stoned<br />
Right, like God intended<br>
Sherlock in Mumbai
<br><br>
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Show: #517<br />
  Length: 27:26<br>
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Not really vicious<br />
But spousal hate<br />
Funny on many levels<br />
A paid gig for Betsy<br />
Will you be on IMDB?<br />
I don't know what you're talking about<br />
March every Thursday<br />
Five other chicks all under me<br />
Sounds like my kind of life<br />
It's all coming together<br />
<a href="http://carollaradio.com/">Adam Carolla</a> is now on the podcasting<br />
Maybe we need to hire him<br />
Six women under me<br />
I want to write that book<br />
Re-organized the basement<br />
I had to get it on<br />
Needed to change up my space<br />
This winter is killing me emotionally<br />
Short shorn polyester rug<br />
It's 85 colors and shades of testosterone<br />
Been stuck down here working for so long<br />
I got a bit claustrophobic<br />
Proud you cleaned up<br />
Making space<br />
I was afraid to touch your desk<br />
Now I can gesticulate freely<br />
It's like we're single again<br />
Right from your mother's clutches to mine<br />
You would be perfectly happy at public storage<br />
Don't ship Grandma's meds via FedEx<br />
So she can fly home stoned<br />
Right, like God intended<br>
Sherlock in Mumbai
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  Length: 27:26
  Size: 25.2 mb
  Format: mp3

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Get it on
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But spousal hate
Funny on many levels
A paid gig for Betsy
Will you be on IMDB?
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         <title>Season 21 Ep 11: The Kitty's Gone, CarMax Sale, Kelly Blue Book</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1927/Season-21-Ep-11:-The-Kittys-Gone-CarMax-Sale-Kelly-Blue-Book_Jaguar_CarMax-appraisal.php</link>
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Show: #511<br />
  Length: 33:56<br>
  Size: 31.2 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own<br />
Valentine's day is 3 days away<br />
Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive"<br />
You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day<br />
Conversion van jokes search this site for <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/thetrip">John Elway</a><br />
I read a thread<br />
Ping me when you're ready<br />
So you're reading this thread about CarMax<br />
Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car<br />
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/479">Saved by a bucket of chicken</a><br />
Selling a car privately<br />
Was much to worry about<br />
The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer<br />
It's the same person<br />
I've been to that garage sale<br />
The same Velma<br />
That would be Vonda<br />
CarMax gives you an appraisal<br />
So we go for it<br />
The Volvo will be sold<br />
Picking it up after detail<br />
The car knew<br />
The dash lit up with warnings<br />
30 minutes later all good<br />
We decide to get both cars appraised<br />
Well, Kris' gift?<br />
The photo above says it all<br />
Trunk full of auto parts and a mechanic strapped to bumper<br>
But we still did something that Dave Ramsey would frown on<br />
Hit up the casino last week<br />
It felt really good to be really bad . . . on a budget<br />
What is so hot to ladies about a man that plays the tables?<br />
No oxygen tank
<br><br>
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Show: #511<br />
  Length: 33:56<br>
  Size: 31.2 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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You can leave a comment for our 2012 shows<br />
It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own<br />
Valentine's day is 3 days away<br />
Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive"<br />
You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day<br />
Conversion van jokes search this site for <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/thetrip">John Elway</a><br />
I read a thread<br />
Ping me when you're ready<br />
So you're reading this thread about CarMax<br />
Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car<br />
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/479">Saved by a bucket of chicken</a><br />
Selling a car privately<br />
Was much to worry about<br />
The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer<br />
It's the same person<br />
I've been to that garage sale<br />
The same Velma<br />
That would be Vonda<br />
CarMax gives you an appraisal<br />
So we go for it<br />
The Volvo will be sold<br />
Picking it up after detail<br />
The car knew<br />
The dash lit up with warnings<br />
30 minutes later all good<br />
We decide to get both cars appraised<br />
Well, Kris' gift?<br />
The photo above says it all<br />
Trunk full of auto parts and a mechanic strapped to bumper<br>
But we still did something that Dave Ramsey would frown on<br />
Hit up the casino last week<br />
It felt really good to be really bad . . . on a budget<br />
What is so hot to ladies about a man that plays the tables?<br />
No oxygen tank
<br><br>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:14:43 -0500</pubDate>
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  Length: 33:56
  Size: 31.2 mb
  Format: mp3

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         <title>Season 21 Ep 04: Shivering and Grumping, Venereal Stimulant, Life Plan</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1918/Season-21-Ep-04:-Shivering-and-Grumping-Venereal-Stimulant-Life-Plan_the-north-face_venereal-stimulant.php</link>
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Show: #504<br />
  Length: 24:07<br>
  Size: 22.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Of those last week and yore<br />
Kris, I've noticed that you've gotten chilly today<br />
My body is cuddling itself trying to keep warm<br />
I turned off the heat to try to force you out of the house<br />
The cold isn't bothering me<br />
So this was part of your master plan<br />
A cocoon of The North Face goodness<br />
All this little spoiled babies<br />
Kids why don't you go see your dad<br />
Shivering and grumping<br />
I eat like I'm a seal<br />
Get out, see some people<br />
Skinny folks listen up<br />
The chubby friend gets to make the salad jokes, Not you<br />
The fat jokes are for me<br />
Fattitudes about the chunky<br />
Of course they're going to order the fries<br />
When I lost weight I felt like a spy<br />
Listening to people talk about the people<br />
It's not blubber, it's a 42 in waist<br />
The size I come is thick<br />
I'm like a cylinder<br />
You could benefit from some manternity clothes<br />
My tummy isn't that protrusive<br />
With the beard I wouldn't be a venereal stimulate any longer<br />
Your mom probably called you that<br />
I caught from my Buick<br />
Someone was eating donuts in my car again<br />
It's a medical term<br />
Life Plan '09<br />
Credit cards are all paid off<br />
<br>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the north face">the north face</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the north face"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the north face.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/venereal stimulant">venereal stimulant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/venereal stimulant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/venereal stimulant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/manternity clothes">manternity clothes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/manternity clothes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/manternity clothes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/life plan">life plan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/life plan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/life plan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1918/cks-2009-01-21.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-01-21" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1918/cks-2009-01-21.mp3">Croncast - 2009-01-21.mp3</a><br>
Show: #504<br />
  Length: 24:07<br>
  Size: 22.1 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Of those last week and yore<br />
Kris, I've noticed that you've gotten chilly today<br />
My body is cuddling itself trying to keep warm<br />
I turned off the heat to try to force you out of the house<br />
The cold isn't bothering me<br />
So this was part of your master plan<br />
A cocoon of The North Face goodness<br />
All this little spoiled babies<br />
Kids why don't you go see your dad<br />
Shivering and grumping<br />
I eat like I'm a seal<br />
Get out, see some people<br />
Skinny folks listen up<br />
The chubby friend gets to make the salad jokes, Not you<br />
The fat jokes are for me<br />
Fattitudes about the chunky<br />
Of course they're going to order the fries<br />
When I lost weight I felt like a spy<br />
Listening to people talk about the people<br />
It's not blubber, it's a 42 in waist<br />
The size I come is thick<br />
I'm like a cylinder<br />
You could benefit from some manternity clothes<br />
My tummy isn't that protrusive<br />
With the beard I wouldn't be a venereal stimulate any longer<br />
Your mom probably called you that<br />
I caught from my Buick<br />
Someone was eating donuts in my car again<br />
It's a medical term<br />
Life Plan '09<br />
Credit cards are all paid off<br />
<br>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the north face">the north face</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the north face"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the north face.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/venereal stimulant">venereal stimulant</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/venereal stimulant"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/venereal stimulant.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/manternity clothes">manternity clothes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/manternity clothes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/manternity clothes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/life plan">life plan</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/life plan"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/life plan.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:30:32 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>24:07</itunes:duration>
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Show: #504
  Length: 24:07
  Size: 22.1 mb
  Format: mp3

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Of those last week and yore
Kris, I&#039;ve noticed that you&#039;ve gotten chilly today
My body is cuddling itself trying to keep warm
I turned off the heat</itunes:summary>
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				<itunes:keywords>the north face, venereal stimulant, manternity clothes, life plan, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 21 Ep 03: Obama Eve, Tigers and Stripes, Funding Love</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1917/Season-21-Ep-03:-Obama-Eve-Tigers-and-Stripes-Funding-Love_Obama_collector-coins.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1917/cks-2009-01-19.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-01-19" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1917/cks-2009-01-19.mp3">Croncast - 2009-01-19.mp3</a><br>
Show: #502<br />
  Length: 35:56<br>
  Size: 33.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
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Me and the man are calling it a guys night  . . . no show notes<br />
None really needed because Besty is all Obama and I play devil's advocate<br />
I'll be sleeping in the shed<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Obama">Obama</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Obama"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Obama.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/collector coins">collector coins</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/collector coins"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/collector coins.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tiger stripes">tiger stripes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tiger stripes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tiger stripes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/obama eve">obama eve</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/obama eve"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/obama eve.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1917/cks-2009-01-19.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-01-19" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1917/cks-2009-01-19.mp3">Croncast - 2009-01-19.mp3</a><br>
Show: #502<br />
  Length: 35:56<br>
  Size: 33.0mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1917/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-01-19.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Me and the man are calling it a guys night  . . . no show notes<br />
None really needed because Besty is all Obama and I play devil's advocate<br />
I'll be sleeping in the shed<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Obama">Obama</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Obama"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Obama.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/collector coins">collector coins</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/collector coins"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/collector coins.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/tiger stripes">tiger stripes</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/tiger stripes"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/tiger stripes.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/obama eve">obama eve</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/obama eve"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/obama eve.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:03:57 -0500</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>16:53</itunes:duration>
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Show: #502
  Length: 35:56
  Size: 33.0mb
  Format: mp3

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Me and the man are calling it a guys night  . . . no show notes
None really needed because Besty is all Obama and I play devil&#039;s advocate
I&#039;ll be</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Obama, collector coins, tiger stripes, obama eve, </itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 25: The Audition, What's Next, Life in the Can</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1880/Season-20-Ep-25:-The-Audition-Whats-Next-Life-in-the-Can_iPhone_Life-in-the-Can.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-18" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #500<br />
  Length: 29:13<br>
  Size: 20.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1880/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-18.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Last time I have to listen to this!<br>
You know you like my voice, Baby<br>
I am surprised you are not crying<br>
It's like a Hallmark Holiday<br>
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows<br>
Back in the day with the old gear<br>
Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work?<br>
Not really<br>
Transitioning into something new<br>
The new show is "<a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a>"<br>
You can get the new shows at <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows<br>
The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008<br>
We're excited about the new show<br>
It would be rad if you and I could work together <br>
Getting paid to do the shows would be great<br>
I went to Jeanie's house last night<br>
Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door<br>
No crumpled up High Life cans<br>
The Eden like backdrop<br>
Deer walked right up<br>
She had deer prints on her roof<br>
Training ground Santa's deer<br>
Getting them presents for the house<br>
Populating her yard with beasts<br>
Show up and build an Arc too<br>
Betsy "Noah" Smith<br>
I get wait to Zeus out there<br>
You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story<br>
The Improv dinner theater audition<br>
I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris<br>
What?<br>
Where the auditions were being held<br>
Ok<br>
Where was it?<br>
At Culver's<br>
Oh, Baby<br>
Did you get a milkshake afterward?<br>
Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant<br>
It proves you want it<br>
It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it<br>
I'm proud of you<br>
Most people wouldn't have gone<br>
What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night?<br>
Listening to open mic night stories<br>
We have no context for this<br>
How did it make you feel?<br>
Maybe she is a biker<br>
Going out on a high note<br>
Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show<br>
In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive<br>
That would be funny<br>
No it's not<br>
Thanks for listening to everyone<br>
Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you<br>
We've had a great time doing the show<br>
The new show is, <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a> - <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
You just can't end it Mr B! Can you!<br>
Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus<br>
Thank you for letting us entertain you.
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPhone">iPhone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPhone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPhone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Life in the Can">Life in the Can</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Life in the Can"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Life in the Can.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/LitC">LitC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/LitC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/LitC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/High Life">High Life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/High Life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/High Life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Hallmark Holliday">Hallmark Holliday</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Hallmark Holliday"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Hallmark Holliday.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-18" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1880/cks-2008-06-18.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3</a><br>
Show: #500<br />
  Length: 29:13<br>
  Size: 20.1mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1880/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-18.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Last time I have to listen to this!<br>
You know you like my voice, Baby<br>
I am surprised you are not crying<br>
It's like a Hallmark Holiday<br>
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows<br>
Back in the day with the old gear<br>
Doesn't it seem like you are creating more work?<br>
Not really<br>
Transitioning into something new<br>
The new show is "<a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a>"<br>
You can get the new shows at <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
Three days a week still and a weekly best of the three shows<br>
The first show will be released Thursday June 27th, 2008<br>
We're excited about the new show<br>
It would be rad if you and I could work together <br>
Getting paid to do the shows would be great<br>
I went to Jeanie's house last night<br>
Cracking open the hand carved lesbian door<br>
No crumpled up High Life cans<br>
The Eden like backdrop<br>
Deer walked right up<br>
She had deer prints on her roof<br>
Training ground Santa's deer<br>
Getting them presents for the house<br>
Populating her yard with beasts<br>
Show up and build an Arc too<br>
Betsy "Noah" Smith<br>
I get wait to Zeus out there<br>
You had a part of your E Hollywood True Story<br>
The Improv dinner theater audition<br>
I purposely didn't tell you this, Kris<br>
What?<br>
Where the auditions were being held<br>
Ok<br>
Where was it?<br>
At Culver's<br>
Oh, Baby<br>
Did you get a milkshake afterward?<br>
Your first audition was at a fast food restaurant<br>
It proves you want it<br>
It's embarrassing but it does prove you want it<br>
I'm proud of you<br>
Most people wouldn't have gone<br>
What's more uncomfortable than going to open mic night?<br>
Listening to open mic night stories<br>
We have no context for this<br>
How did it make you feel?<br>
Maybe she is a biker<br>
Going out on a high note<br>
Thanks to everyone for throwing in their support for the show<br>
In the effort to Keep the Archive Alive<br>
That would be funny<br>
No it's not<br>
Thanks for listening to everyone<br>
Whether it has been 500 or 12 shows, thank you<br>
We've had a great time doing the show<br>
The new show is, <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">Life in the Can</a> - <a href="http://www.lifeinthecan.com">www.lifeinthecan.com</a><br>
You just can't end it Mr B! Can you!<br>
Keeping you happy three days a week with a bonus<br>
Thank you for letting us entertain you.
<br><br>
<a href="http://www.linkedin.com/in/ksmith"><img src="http://www.linkedin.com/img/webpromo/btn_viewmy_160x33.gif" width="160" height="33" border="0" alt="View Kris Smith's profile on LinkedIn"></a><br><br>
<a href="http://www.croncast.com/all.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_rss.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a><br><br><a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/badge_itunes.gif" alt="Podcast RSS Badge" border="0"/></a> <br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/iPhone">iPhone</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/iPhone"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/iPhone.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Life in the Can">Life in the Can</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Life in the Can"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Life in the Can.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/LitC">LitC</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/LitC"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/LitC.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/High Life">High Life</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/High Life"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/High Life.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Hallmark Holliday">Hallmark Holliday</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Hallmark Holliday"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Hallmark Holliday.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 13:03:55 -0400</pubDate>
<itunes:duration>29:13</itunes:duration>
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			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-06-18.mp3
Show: #500
  Length: 29:13
  Size: 20.1mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Last time I have to listen to this!
You know you like my voice, Baby
I am surprised you are not crying
It&#039;s like a Hallmark Holiday
I just wanted to make sure we hit 500 shows
Back in the day with</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>iPhone, Life in the Can, LitC, High Life, Hallmark Holliday</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>buffalo pasture</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1859/buffalo-pasture_view_pasture.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582062591/" title="buffalo pasture"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/2582062591_6d5a716297.jpg"   alt="buffalo pasture" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/view">view</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/view"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/view.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pasture">pasture</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pasture"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pasture.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sound">sound</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sound"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sound.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cars">cars</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cars"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cars.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582062591/" title="buffalo pasture"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/2582062591_6d5a716297.jpg"   alt="buffalo pasture" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/view">view</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/view"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/view.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/pasture">pasture</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/pasture"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/pasture.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sound">sound</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sound"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sound.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/cars">cars</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/cars"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/cars.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/back">back</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/back"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/back.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 21:38:08 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1859</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>


this is the view west on the street in front of the my folks house.

that would be the highway, then pasture. the sound of cars flying by and the view really took me back.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>view, pasture, sound, cars, back</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>you really need me</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1837/you-really-need-me_shot_caught.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582577596/" title="you really need me"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2582577596_ba7974981f.jpg"   alt="you really need me" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>buy this bear or else.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i really dug the way that the weathered store window was subtly caught in this shot for an under the glass hue.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shot">shot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/caught">caught</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/caught"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/caught.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/under">under</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/under"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/under.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/glass">glass</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/glass"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/glass.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hue">hue</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hue"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hue.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2582577596/" title="you really need me"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3270/2582577596_ba7974981f.jpg"   alt="you really need me" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>buy this bear or else.<br border=0 />
<br border=0 />
i really dug the way that the weathered store window was subtly caught in this shot for an under the glass hue.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/shot">shot</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/shot"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/shot.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/caught">caught</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/caught"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/caught.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/under">under</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/under"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/under.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/glass">glass</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/glass"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/glass.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/hue">hue</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/hue"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/hue.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 19:53:42 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1837</guid>

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				<itunes:summary>


buy this bear or else.

i really dug the way that the weathered store window was subtly caught in this shot for an under the glass hue.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>shot, caught, under, glass, hue</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>for you and me</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1833/for-you-and-me_real_judgement.php</link>
		 <category>Blog</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2579054686/" title="for you and me"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3185/2579054686_1b2be156bf.jpg"   alt="for you and me" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>not the real thing but the real suit. could be the real flag for those of you that believe the conspiracy. no judgment here.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/real">real</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/real"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/real.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/judgement">judgement</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/judgement"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/judgement.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/conspiracry">conspiracry</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/conspiracry"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/conspiracry.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flag">flag</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flag"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flag.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/suit">suit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/suit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/suit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/croncast/2579054686/" title="for you and me"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3185/2579054686_1b2be156bf.jpg"   alt="for you and me" border=0 /></a></p>

<p>not the real thing but the real suit. could be the real flag for those of you that believe the conspiracy. no judgment here.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/real">real</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/real"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/real.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/judgement">judgement</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/judgement"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/judgement.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/conspiracry">conspiracry</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/conspiracry"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/conspiracry.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/flag">flag</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/flag"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/flag.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/suit">suit</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/suit"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/suit.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

         <pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 17:26:12 -0400</pubDate>         <guid isPermaLink="false">tag:croncast.com,1833</guid>

			<itunes:subtitle/>
				<itunes:summary>

not the real thing but the real suit. could be the real flag for those of you that believe the conspiracy. no judgment here.</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>real, judgement, conspiracry, flag, suit</itunes:keywords> 
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 23: Cotton Candy Salad, Keep the Archive Alive</title>
         <link>http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1821/Season-20-Ep-23:-Cotton-Candy-Salad-Keep-the-Archive-Alive_apple-salad_common-sense.php</link>
		 <category>Podcasts</category>
			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1821/cks-2008-06-13.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-11" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1821/cks-2008-06-13.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-13.mp3</a><br>
Show: #498<br />
  Length: 25:41<br>
  Size: 17.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1821/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-13.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a>
<br><br>
Keep the Archive Alive Suport - Send your's today!<br>
Thanks to Jen Stibi for Keeping the Archive Alive<br>
We Jen upheaved and happy at work<br>
Here's a podcast hug for you<br>
You can't miss the banner<br>
It's another Friday the 13th show<br>
I wouldn't get out of this set of shows without it<br>
Many, many things are going wrong today<br>
How can you be freaked out about today?<br>
Yesterday should have done it for you<br>
Glad to be getting to the expert level<br>
I didn't say it like that<br>
Oh, really<br>
Well, I don't know<br>
Let me ask Betsy<br>
That should be my motto<br>
The common sense psychic<br>
He told you it was Father's Day this weekend<br>
Kris is happy in his squirrel nest downstairs<br>
Keeping it as a secret<br>
Having a surprise party<br>
Betsy's Blue Mountain Alerts<br>
I knew we were being invited to a jamboree<br>
Waldorf salad vs. apple salad<br>
Some might say they are the same<br>
Like the hotel?<br>
They wouldn't think hotel<br>
I gotta be nice<br>
You can do that, you know Improv<br>
Not sure you can pull it off<br>
Raised in a hamster cage<br>
Not sure the kids can pull it off<br>
Elliot might not be able to get passed grams smoking in the backyard<br>
Don't get uppity, you're ignorant<br>
It's pronounced "ig-nernt"<br>
You shouldn't talk about that<br>
What is your practice face?<br>
You are a sad, sad human being<br>
Making a new dessert - cotton candy salad<br>
Did you try that new spicy chicken sandwich at Wednesday?<br>
Diet and the correlation between behavior<br>
Doctors can't fully help you<br>
Why?<br>
They have businesses to run<br>
It is the truth<br>
They are just people who need jobs<br>
He'll eat it, it has apples in it
<br><br>
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Show: #498<br />
  Length: 25:41<br>
  Size: 17.6mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1821/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-13.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Keep the Archive Alive Suport - Send your's today!<br>
Thanks to Jen Stibi for Keeping the Archive Alive<br>
We Jen upheaved and happy at work<br>
Here's a podcast hug for you<br>
You can't miss the banner<br>
It's another Friday the 13th show<br>
I wouldn't get out of this set of shows without it<br>
Many, many things are going wrong today<br>
How can you be freaked out about today?<br>
Yesterday should have done it for you<br>
Glad to be getting to the expert level<br>
I didn't say it like that<br>
Oh, really<br>
Well, I don't know<br>
Let me ask Betsy<br>
That should be my motto<br>
The common sense psychic<br>
He told you it was Father's Day this weekend<br>
Kris is happy in his squirrel nest downstairs<br>
Keeping it as a secret<br>
Having a surprise party<br>
Betsy's Blue Mountain Alerts<br>
I knew we were being invited to a jamboree<br>
Waldorf salad vs. apple salad<br>
Some might say they are the same<br>
Like the hotel?<br>
They wouldn't think hotel<br>
I gotta be nice<br>
You can do that, you know Improv<br>
Not sure you can pull it off<br>
Raised in a hamster cage<br>
Not sure the kids can pull it off<br>
Elliot might not be able to get passed grams smoking in the backyard<br>
Don't get uppity, you're ignorant<br>
It's pronounced "ig-nernt"<br>
You shouldn't talk about that<br>
What is your practice face?<br>
You are a sad, sad human being<br>
Making a new dessert - cotton candy salad<br>
Did you try that new spicy chicken sandwich at Wednesday?<br>
Diet and the correlation between behavior<br>
Doctors can't fully help you<br>
Why?<br>
They have businesses to run<br>
It is the truth<br>
They are just people who need jobs<br>
He'll eat it, it has apples in it
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         <pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:19:01 -0400</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-06-13.mp3
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         <title>Season 20 Ep 21: Foreclosure Goat, What's Next, Grass Roof</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1819/cks-2008-06-09.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2008-06-09" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1819/cks-2008-06-09.mp3">Croncast - 2008-06-09.mp3</a><br>
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<br><br>
Nothing on the show notes<br>
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Keep it real people<br>
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Show: #496<br />
  Length: 33:11<br>
  Size: 22.8 mb<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1819/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-06-09.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Dispense a bit on the new format and show<br>
Keep it real people<br>
Enjoy that intro music!<br>
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         <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 15:58:26 -0400</pubDate>
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				<itunes:summary> Croncast - 2008-06-09.mp3
Show: #496
  Length: 33:11
  Size: 22.8 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Nothing on the show notes
Dispense a bit on the new format and show
Keep it real people
Enjoy that intro music!


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<p>standing under this tree was really intense. these old oaks are stretched out above the trail on both sides.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/oaks">oaks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/oaks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/oaks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stretched">stretched</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stretched"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stretched.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/trail">trail</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/trail"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/trail.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sides">sides</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sides"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sides.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/old">old</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/old"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/old.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[
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<p>standing under this tree was really intense. these old oaks are stretched out above the trail on both sides.</p><br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/oaks">oaks</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/oaks"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/oaks.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/stretched">stretched</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/stretched"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/stretched.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/trail">trail</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/trail"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/trail.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/sides">sides</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/sides"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/sides.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/old">old</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/old"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/old.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>

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