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      <title>relief | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for relief. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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 	<itunes:summary>This is the keyword feed for relief. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</itunes:summary>

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         <title>Season 21 Ep 23: The Mexico Part 2</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1943/cks-2009-03-25.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-03-25" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1943/cks-2009-03-25.mp3">Croncast - 2009-03-25.mp3</a><br>
Show: #523<br />
Length: 33:08<br>
  Size: 30.4 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1943/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-03-25.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Introducing our driver, Rueben<br />
Pronounced Rue - been<br />
You'll understand why shortly<br />
We're on the homepage in iTunes podcast store<br />
In the parenting category<br />
You're the whip cream<br />
I am the pie to your whip cream<br />
Does that mean we are getting divorced?<br />
Rueben has discussing the directions that the Montana girls gave him<br />
Nervous like Mom telling me, "Let's go to TJ to buy school supplies"<br />
Sterling silver bangles<br />
Hurling off into the middle of nowhere<br />
The jungle begins flying by<br />
Look at that, it's great<br />
Is it abandoned?<br />
Right, just like central Illinois<br />
Look at you, getting all metric<br />
Jungle was 20 km away<br />
Fine, how about 20 clicks?<br />
Betsy gets scared and starts talking <br />
The Montana girls want you shut up<br />
Actually, it was Erasure<br />
Luggage in my lap<br />
Moobs are getting damp<br />
Rueben rolled up all the windows the moment we got in<br />
4 adult Americans and one Mexican adult<br />
Our bodies use more energy, seriously<br />
They throw the old road next to the new road<br />
You might need a chunk later<br />
It'll have the rebar in it right away<br />
Betsy asked to see the girls' directions<br />
Oh my, God<br />
"OK, like this is going to be so great. Take a left I don't know where, crappy town and it has a number 4."<br />
Betsy's rendition of this is priceless, you have to listen<br />
Around the crappy town, around and around<br />
Forty minutes later we're still circling the town<br />
Weaponry was at full blaze in plenty of places<br />
Security is tight at Goodwill but not like this<br />
Rueben speaks three words of English - yes, no and maybe<br />
And he doesn't know what either of them mean<br />
Don't fly to a foreign country without the address of where you are going<br />
If I were on this trip with Jeanie<br />
No Mrs. and Mrs. Montana it would have been safe!<br />
The highlight of my trip was passing the local airport<br />
I think it's called . . . <br />
Rueben whips around, "Nooooooooooooooooo"<br />
We were 20 clicks from were we supposed to be in the opposite direction<br />
He hands the directions to the armed guard<br />
We find the joint<br />
The girls tip him like $1.50 USD<br />
Rueben peels out in reverse<br />
We hit our heads on the back window<br />
But we arrived in one piece<br />
Colonialism is alive and well<br />
You can't tell me that you didn't breath a sigh of relief<br />
Happy to be alive and I need a burger<br />
The next four days became a huge pain in the ass<br />
Look at these awful white people and their destruction of paradise<br />
While, asking me to rub aloe on my back
<br /><br />
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mexico">Mexico</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mexico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mexico.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Vacation Dreams Tulum">Vacation Dreams Tulum</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Vacation Dreams Tulum"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Vacation Dreams Tulum.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rueben">Rueben</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rueben"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rueben.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the montanas">the montanas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the montanas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the montanas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/colonialism">colonialism</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/colonialism"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/colonialism.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1943/cks-2009-03-25.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2009-03-25" align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1943/cks-2009-03-25.mp3">Croncast - 2009-03-25.mp3</a><br>
Show: #523<br />
Length: 33:08<br>
  Size: 30.4 mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1943/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/2009-03-25.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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<br><br>
Introducing our driver, Rueben<br />
Pronounced Rue - been<br />
You'll understand why shortly<br />
We're on the homepage in iTunes podcast store<br />
In the parenting category<br />
You're the whip cream<br />
I am the pie to your whip cream<br />
Does that mean we are getting divorced?<br />
Rueben has discussing the directions that the Montana girls gave him<br />
Nervous like Mom telling me, "Let's go to TJ to buy school supplies"<br />
Sterling silver bangles<br />
Hurling off into the middle of nowhere<br />
The jungle begins flying by<br />
Look at that, it's great<br />
Is it abandoned?<br />
Right, just like central Illinois<br />
Look at you, getting all metric<br />
Jungle was 20 km away<br />
Fine, how about 20 clicks?<br />
Betsy gets scared and starts talking <br />
The Montana girls want you shut up<br />
Actually, it was Erasure<br />
Luggage in my lap<br />
Moobs are getting damp<br />
Rueben rolled up all the windows the moment we got in<br />
4 adult Americans and one Mexican adult<br />
Our bodies use more energy, seriously<br />
They throw the old road next to the new road<br />
You might need a chunk later<br />
It'll have the rebar in it right away<br />
Betsy asked to see the girls' directions<br />
Oh my, God<br />
"OK, like this is going to be so great. Take a left I don't know where, crappy town and it has a number 4."<br />
Betsy's rendition of this is priceless, you have to listen<br />
Around the crappy town, around and around<br />
Forty minutes later we're still circling the town<br />
Weaponry was at full blaze in plenty of places<br />
Security is tight at Goodwill but not like this<br />
Rueben speaks three words of English - yes, no and maybe<br />
And he doesn't know what either of them mean<br />
Don't fly to a foreign country without the address of where you are going<br />
If I were on this trip with Jeanie<br />
No Mrs. and Mrs. Montana it would have been safe!<br />
The highlight of my trip was passing the local airport<br />
I think it's called . . . <br />
Rueben whips around, "Nooooooooooooooooo"<br />
We were 20 clicks from were we supposed to be in the opposite direction<br />
He hands the directions to the armed guard<br />
We find the joint<br />
The girls tip him like $1.50 USD<br />
Rueben peels out in reverse<br />
We hit our heads on the back window<br />
But we arrived in one piece<br />
Colonialism is alive and well<br />
You can't tell me that you didn't breath a sigh of relief<br />
Happy to be alive and I need a burger<br />
The next four days became a huge pain in the ass<br />
Look at these awful white people and their destruction of paradise<br />
While, asking me to rub aloe on my back
<br /><br />
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<br><br>Tags: <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Mexico">Mexico</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Mexico"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Mexico.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Vacation Dreams Tulum">Vacation Dreams Tulum</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Vacation Dreams Tulum"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Vacation Dreams Tulum.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/Rueben">Rueben</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/Rueben"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/Rueben.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/the montanas">the montanas</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/the montanas"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/the montanas.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/key/colonialism">colonialism</a> <a href="http://www.technorati.com/tag/colonialism"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/technorati.gif" border="0"></a><a href="http://www.croncast.com/keyrss/colonialism.rss"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/c4_rss_tiny.jpg" border="0"></a>]]></content:encoded>
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Show: #523
Length: 33:08
  Size: 30.4 mb
  Format: mp3

Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes

Introducing our driver, Rueben
Pronounced Rue - been
You&#039;ll understand why shortly
We&#039;re on the homepage in iTunes podcast store
In the parenting category
You&#039;re the whip cream
I am the</itunes:summary>
				<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
				<itunes:keywords>Mexico, Vacation Dreams Tulum, Rueben, the montanas, colonialism</itunes:keywords> 
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