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      <title>rental house | Croncast - Life is Show Prep</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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      <description>This is the keyword feed for rental house. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST.</description>
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         <title>Season 19 Ep 21: John Adams, Hershey's Floor, Lock Picking Kit</title>
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Show: #468<br />
  Length: 30:01<br>
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It's been a couple weeks<br>
It's good to hear your voice baby<br>
Stasis soon, I said<br>
That was work<br>
Thanks to Josh Bancroft for the message<br>
Betsy was just attacked<br>
It is no one else's fault but yours<br>
You are to blame<br>
I was watching a show about John Adams on HBO<br>
Which is a sign your balls are reaching your knees<br>
What were you watching?<br>
Oprah's Big Give<br>
I heard it is horrible<br>
Yeah, it is pretty bad<br>
Mom decided to go to bed<br>
I thought I would pick up her old dog and carry it upstairs<br>
I am talking about my empathy for this cold hearted bitch<br>
I reach down to pick up the dog<br>
And what do I get<br>
That bitch attacked me with her one good tooth<br>
She inserted it viciously into the palm of my hand<br>
I got the hysterical laughs<br>
Don't make me put the dog to sleep<br>
She was laying on a piece of Zeus's bone<br>
That is why she bit<br>
I know<br>
This is on page one of your baby book<br>
Your mom tried to get your dad to do something he shouldn't<br>
You love chaos in your life<br>
Why else would I be married to you?<br>
You look at a situation that appears to be calm<br>
And you can find the chaos<br>
How can you disagree with me?<br>
I can't<br>
That brings me to a story Mr. B<br>
Jeanie is moving on up<br>
Up where<br>
Here you doofus<br>
You neglected to notice that your children aren't in school<br>
You have set precedence with this <br>
Yeah, I have dropped him off twice with no school<br>
Hello<br>
So we take Elliot with us to go and look at rental homes<br>
That is a good idea<br>
Jeanie calls up a property management company<br>
We have three houses lined up<br>
Is that foreshadowing? Is that what they call it in the biz?<br>
For $1100 a month what do you get?<br>
The lemon yellow peeling paint house<br>
It was made for a Model A<br>
If you kick out the stick it all would have fell down<br>
Couldn't tell where the house was<br>
How could you not?<br>
We saw it and the Psycho music played<br>
Jeanie is polite<br>
We went through with it<br>
Why?<br>
Maybe there is something fabulous here<br>
Gluttons for punishment you are<br>
I used to launch my He-Man action figure from the cloths line<br>
Nifty, I feel robbed<br>
If you only had one He-Man toy why did you treat him so bad?<br>
They would have changed my name to Poindexter<br>
You'll understand that when we open the side door<br>
It was a smelly out of Cops house<br>
The poor wife who was shackled to the bastard who owned<br>
I am going to laugh because I am scared<br>
Different paint in rooms<br>
Different borders<br>
This one looks like your mom put it up after a bottle of Smirnoff and Scope<br>
The boards on the floor didn't even touch<br>
No one sanded the floor they just painted it brown<br>
It was a Hershey's floor with gaps<br>
Slops of brown<br>
At the next house he can't find the key<br>
He busts out a lock picking kit<br>
The place looks beautiful<br>
But we see a ring around the walls<br>
It had flooded and they never cleaned it up<br>
I looked behind the wet bar<br>
There were mushrooms growing out of the baseboards
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
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Show: #468<br />
  Length: 30:01<br>
  Size: 20.7mb<br />
  Format: mp3
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/podcast/1492/"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2008-03-17.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
<a href="http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=73331662">Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes</a><br><br>
It's been a couple weeks<br>
It's good to hear your voice baby<br>
Stasis soon, I said<br>
That was work<br>
Thanks to Josh Bancroft for the message<br>
Betsy was just attacked<br>
It is no one else's fault but yours<br>
You are to blame<br>
I was watching a show about John Adams on HBO<br>
Which is a sign your balls are reaching your knees<br>
What were you watching?<br>
Oprah's Big Give<br>
I heard it is horrible<br>
Yeah, it is pretty bad<br>
Mom decided to go to bed<br>
I thought I would pick up her old dog and carry it upstairs<br>
I am talking about my empathy for this cold hearted bitch<br>
I reach down to pick up the dog<br>
And what do I get<br>
That bitch attacked me with her one good tooth<br>
She inserted it viciously into the palm of my hand<br>
I got the hysterical laughs<br>
Don't make me put the dog to sleep<br>
She was laying on a piece of Zeus's bone<br>
That is why she bit<br>
I know<br>
This is on page one of your baby book<br>
Your mom tried to get your dad to do something he shouldn't<br>
You love chaos in your life<br>
Why else would I be married to you?<br>
You look at a situation that appears to be calm<br>
And you can find the chaos<br>
How can you disagree with me?<br>
I can't<br>
That brings me to a story Mr. B<br>
Jeanie is moving on up<br>
Up where<br>
Here you doofus<br>
You neglected to notice that your children aren't in school<br>
You have set precedence with this <br>
Yeah, I have dropped him off twice with no school<br>
Hello<br>
So we take Elliot with us to go and look at rental homes<br>
That is a good idea<br>
Jeanie calls up a property management company<br>
We have three houses lined up<br>
Is that foreshadowing? Is that what they call it in the biz?<br>
For $1100 a month what do you get?<br>
The lemon yellow peeling paint house<br>
It was made for a Model A<br>
If you kick out the stick it all would have fell down<br>
Couldn't tell where the house was<br>
How could you not?<br>
We saw it and the Psycho music played<br>
Jeanie is polite<br>
We went through with it<br>
Why?<br>
Maybe there is something fabulous here<br>
Gluttons for punishment you are<br>
I used to launch my He-Man action figure from the cloths line<br>
Nifty, I feel robbed<br>
If you only had one He-Man toy why did you treat him so bad?<br>
They would have changed my name to Poindexter<br>
You'll understand that when we open the side door<br>
It was a smelly out of Cops house<br>
The poor wife who was shackled to the bastard who owned<br>
I am going to laugh because I am scared<br>
Different paint in rooms<br>
Different borders<br>
This one looks like your mom put it up after a bottle of Smirnoff and Scope<br>
The boards on the floor didn't even touch<br>
No one sanded the floor they just painted it brown<br>
It was a Hershey's floor with gaps<br>
Slops of brown<br>
At the next house he can't find the key<br>
He busts out a lock picking kit<br>
The place looks beautiful<br>
But we see a ring around the walls<br>
It had flooded and they never cleaned it up<br>
I looked behind the wet bar<br>
There were mushrooms growing out of the baseboards
<br><br>
The <a href="http://www.resalequeen.com/podcasts/">Resale Queen Podcast</a> is now here! 
Every Saturday by 9 a.m. CST<br>
<br><br>
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