robot | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for robot. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2008 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for robot. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for robot. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg robot | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for robot. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove i think my car is a transformer http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1715/i-think-my-car-is-a-transformer_car_midnight.php Blog i think my car is a transformer

i have never looked that up-close at the front of my car before to see this ornamental detail.

now that i have, i am expecting to wake up at midnight with chromed out menacing robot standing over me.



Tags: car midnight wake chromed robot ]]>i think my car is a transformer

i have never looked that up-close at the front of my car before to see this ornamental detail.

now that i have, i am expecting to wake up at midnight with chromed out menacing robot standing over me.



Tags: car midnight wake chromed robot ]]> Thu, 08 May 2008 16:37:27 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1715 i have never looked that up-close at the front of my car before to see this ornamental detail. now that i have, i am expecting to wake up at midnight with chromed out menacing robot standing over me. no car, midnight, wake, chromed, robot Born to podcast and new mediaize http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1367/Born-to-podcast-and-new-mediaize_Kris-Smith_new-media.php Blog kristophersmith.com, my other blog, and found my first blog post "Soo . . . this is Wordpress?"
"I am very interested in the ability to add my own audio blogs also."
That post was about 6 months ahead of the beginning of podcasting. And when I thought it was cool to write like a robot.

I didn't know that podcasting was in the works, but when a colleague introduced me to it in October 2004, it was time to get it on.

Tags: Kris Smith new media podcasting RSS kristopher smith ]]>kristophersmith.com, my other blog, and found my first blog post "Soo . . . this is Wordpress?"
"I am very interested in the ability to add my own audio blogs also."
That post was about 6 months ahead of the beginning of podcasting. And when I thought it was cool to write like a robot.

I didn't know that podcasting was in the works, but when a colleague introduced me to it in October 2004, it was time to get it on.

Tags: Kris Smith new media podcasting RSS kristopher smith ]]> Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:20:27 -0600 tag:croncast.com,1367 I was looking around kristophersmith.com, my other blog, and found my first blog post "Soo . . . this is Wordpress?" "I am very interested in the ability to add my own audio blogs also." That post was about 6 months ahead of the beginning of podcasting. And when I thought it was cool to write like a robot. I didn't no Kris Smith, new media, podcasting, RSS, kristopher smith Raise your Google PR, add 'nofollow' to affiliate links http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1173/Raise-your-Google-PR-add-nofollow-to-affiliate-links_Adsense_eBay-affiliate.php Blog
Though, mine weren't paid, they are a home grown system that I wrote for the eBay affiliate program. Turns out the Google algorithm never asked if I was being paid for those links. Stupid robots.

The impact has been that our Google search referrals went down by over half!

This cut my average monthly take from Adsense and the eBay affiliate program to less than $200 combined. Barely enough to cover my server and not enough from Adsense to even get a payout last month. Bluh.

Since Monday I have been watching search referrals steadily climb and our Adsense and eBay money generation increase accordingly.

My recommendation to anyone that currently relies on search traffic to make some loot add rel="nofollow" to all of your text links that might be interpreted as paid.

And if you are using a text link ad company, ask them if they are using it. If not, make your own affiliate links and blaze a DIY trail that Google won't punish you for.

Tags: Adsense eBay affiliate eBay developer Google PR text links ]]>
Though, mine weren't paid, they are a home grown system that I wrote for the eBay affiliate program. Turns out the Google algorithm never asked if I was being paid for those links. Stupid robots.

The impact has been that our Google search referrals went down by over half!

This cut my average monthly take from Adsense and the eBay affiliate program to less than $200 combined. Barely enough to cover my server and not enough from Adsense to even get a payout last month. Bluh.

Since Monday I have been watching search referrals steadily climb and our Adsense and eBay money generation increase accordingly.

My recommendation to anyone that currently relies on search traffic to make some loot add rel="nofollow" to all of your text links that might be interpreted as paid.

And if you are using a text link ad company, ask them if they are using it. If not, make your own affiliate links and blaze a DIY trail that Google won't punish you for.

Tags: Adsense eBay affiliate eBay developer Google PR text links ]]> Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:59:56 -0600 tag:croncast.com,1173 For the last six weeks I have paid the price for forgetting to upload updated scripts that had the "nofollow" attribute added to text links. By not getting this done when I wanted I suffered the wrath of Google's PR (page rank) drops for those with "paid" text links. Though, mine weren't paid, they are a home grown no Adsense, eBay affiliate, eBay developer, Google PR, text links Betsy and her husband Kris Jul 28, 2006 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/441/Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Jul-28-2006_Smith_feminist.php Podcasts Croncast 2006-07-28 Croncast - 2006-07-28.mp3

Show: #255
Length: 30:17
Size: 20.8 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris July 28, 2006

Kris is a bit persnickety tonight
Click the fifth tab for the real mailing address, 800 number and the email form
Send all email to thesmithmall@hotmail.com
Nobody gets it
Lots of Smiths in this world
So why did you take my last name anyway?
Normally I get along well with hardcore feminist chics
She made fun of me in class
The old sees the me me know there would be some problems
Keeping it real
Stoner in the basement that would have been managing the apartment building
Passing stuff up through the well
The Kris's social issues
Kris goes off into the world and then come trotting back with the stories
The problem is on my end, I know it
Hi, I'm Kris opening
There server cut loose with wind
I point out that the "smell" wasn't me
Bad move
Petit women never talk to me I think they are worried that I may fall on them and crush them like a bug
I'm married to you and you're not fine
TechCocktail1 was much more suitable for a bear
Betsy's dead racoon story
Racoon committed suicide
Muffin will meet her end this weekend
Explaining to the kids about the dog's imminent death
Tell him that when she dies he can have her cash card
Jauguar XK talk and emails
I only test drove the car . . . but yes I am in love
People don't think I follow through, they have never met my wife
The baby photos that never should see the light of day
Controlling the little sisters life


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Tags: Smith feminist Muffin social problems TechCocktail1 Jaguar XK ]]>Croncast 2006-07-28 Croncast - 2006-07-28.mp3

Show: #255
Length: 30:17
Size: 20.8 mb
Format: mp3

Betsy and her husband Kris July 28, 2006

Kris is a bit persnickety tonight
Click the fifth tab for the real mailing address, 800 number and the email form
Send all email to thesmithmall@hotmail.com
Nobody gets it
Lots of Smiths in this world
So why did you take my last name anyway?
Normally I get along well with hardcore feminist chics
She made fun of me in class
The old sees the me me know there would be some problems
Keeping it real
Stoner in the basement that would have been managing the apartment building
Passing stuff up through the well
The Kris's social issues
Kris goes off into the world and then come trotting back with the stories
The problem is on my end, I know it
Hi, I'm Kris opening
There server cut loose with wind
I point out that the "smell" wasn't me
Bad move
Petit women never talk to me I think they are worried that I may fall on them and crush them like a bug
I'm married to you and you're not fine
TechCocktail1 was much more suitable for a bear
Betsy's dead racoon story
Racoon committed suicide
Muffin will meet her end this weekend
Explaining to the kids about the dog's imminent death
Tell him that when she dies he can have her cash card
Jauguar XK talk and emails
I only test drove the car . . . but yes I am in love
People don't think I follow through, they have never met my wife
The baby photos that never should see the light of day
Controlling the little sisters life


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Tags: Smith feminist Muffin social problems TechCocktail1 Jaguar XK ]]> Fri, 28 Jul 2006 06:33:12 -0500 30:00 tag:croncast.com,441 Croncast - 2006-07-28.mp3 Show: #255 Length: 30:17 Size: 20.8 mb Format: mp3 Betsy and her husband Kris July 28, 2006 Kris is a bit persnickety tonight Click the fifth tab for the real mailing address, 800 number and the email form Send all email to thesmithmall@hotmail.com Nobody gets it Lots of Smiths in this world So why no Smith, feminist, Muffin, social problems, TechCocktail1 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/173/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-143_betsy_kris.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-11-01 Croncast - 2005-11-01.mp3

Show: #184
Length: 37:48
Size: 25.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143

Show Notes

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Betsy's eBay listings link

TheSmithMall

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Show intro
Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins)
I am Betsy's bitch
I make her air pop popcorn
Betsy has scaley feet
Betsy wants a pedicure
Putting up a picture of Kris' feet would get us thousands of hits
They would all be men pleasuring themselves until they find out that they are attached to a man with a beard
Betsy is ready to pimp me out instead of podcast
Creeped out spending the dough, dirty stripper money
Kris is still eating the same value meal
Men are too fat when they can no longer see penis in shower
Betsy is watching Oprah again, "Launch your own comeback"
Not wearing makeup
Princess Betsy with lipstick
Bird with plumage
Sexy male birds
Stuffing myself with food to not see penis to keep temptations at bay
Penn and Teller
Betsy's reality shows are now overlapping
Ulga's, Pink Cheeks, hair removal
The Girls Next Door, the Playboy show terrible name
The girls went to get waxes
Adult inside jokes in G and PG movies
Robots, "I get the Brazilian because it makes me feel like it is a fiesta everyday."
What happens when 6 year Ginny says that to her teacher?
PBS whoring out it's cartoon characters for cash
Euphemisms for bodily functions
Kris grew up next to the Montezumas
Kris gets the Hamburger Helper Star of the day
Keys, Cell Phone, Jumpdrive in the left pocket
Wallet, money, change in the right pocket
What you don't know about people you marry until they reveal things many years later
Kris won't call for pizza
I do it for organization
Betsy is going to buy me a girdle so I can see junk again
Having an attack
Don't rock my pocket world
Divorce of the pockets
Betsy's cough for lingers from the sore throat
I'll eat it, but food with hair from the animal that it belongs to are way too gross
Eating a chicken wing and flossing at the same time
I try to Betsy kudos for her meal cooking and somehow it goes back to me throwing a man fit of somekind
Buying a can of Ragu from Walgreens
Reasons housewifedom have come to suit Betsy
Cleaning a house with two screaming kids
Short shout outs for the night, Betsy will get crafty with them for Friday
Croncast has the best listeners
Betsy can't tell me about the poverty book anymore
Female donations

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Tags: betsy kris croncast pocket feet ]]>Croncast 2005-11-01 Croncast - 2005-11-01.mp3

Show: #184
Length: 37:48
Size: 25.9 mb
Format: mp3

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143

Show Notes

------------------------------------------
Betsy's eBay listings link

TheSmithMall

------------------------------------------

Show intro
Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins)
I am Betsy's bitch
I make her air pop popcorn
Betsy has scaley feet
Betsy wants a pedicure
Putting up a picture of Kris' feet would get us thousands of hits
They would all be men pleasuring themselves until they find out that they are attached to a man with a beard
Betsy is ready to pimp me out instead of podcast
Creeped out spending the dough, dirty stripper money
Kris is still eating the same value meal
Men are too fat when they can no longer see penis in shower
Betsy is watching Oprah again, "Launch your own comeback"
Not wearing makeup
Princess Betsy with lipstick
Bird with plumage
Sexy male birds
Stuffing myself with food to not see penis to keep temptations at bay
Penn and Teller
Betsy's reality shows are now overlapping
Ulga's, Pink Cheeks, hair removal
The Girls Next Door, the Playboy show terrible name
The girls went to get waxes
Adult inside jokes in G and PG movies
Robots, "I get the Brazilian because it makes me feel like it is a fiesta everyday."
What happens when 6 year Ginny says that to her teacher?
PBS whoring out it's cartoon characters for cash
Euphemisms for bodily functions
Kris grew up next to the Montezumas
Kris gets the Hamburger Helper Star of the day
Keys, Cell Phone, Jumpdrive in the left pocket
Wallet, money, change in the right pocket
What you don't know about people you marry until they reveal things many years later
Kris won't call for pizza
I do it for organization
Betsy is going to buy me a girdle so I can see junk again
Having an attack
Don't rock my pocket world
Divorce of the pockets
Betsy's cough for lingers from the sore throat
I'll eat it, but food with hair from the animal that it belongs to are way too gross
Eating a chicken wing and flossing at the same time
I try to Betsy kudos for her meal cooking and somehow it goes back to me throwing a man fit of somekind
Buying a can of Ragu from Walgreens
Reasons housewifedom have come to suit Betsy
Cleaning a house with two screaming kids
Short shout outs for the night, Betsy will get crafty with them for Friday
Croncast has the best listeners
Betsy can't tell me about the poverty book anymore
Female donations

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Tags: betsy kris croncast pocket feet ]]> Wed, 02 Nov 2005 07:05:16 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,173 Croncast - 2005-11-01.mp3 Show: #184 Length: 37:48 Size: 25.9 mb Format: mp3 Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris 143 Show Notes ------------------------------------------ Betsy's eBay listings link TheSmithMall ------------------------------------------ Show intro Betsy sings (this is what happens before every show begins) I am no betsy, kris, croncast, pocket, feet Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 19 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/313/Croncast---Betsy-and-her-husband-Kris-Ep-19_betsy_kris.php Podcasts Croncast 2005-01-05 Croncast - 2005-01-05.mp3

Show: #46
Length: 35:28
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 16.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 19

Today's show is what I consider one of the best that Betsy and I have done.

Today's Show

Intro
I said "shoot us" an email
Kris doesn't have a non-nerdy alter ego
Shane is MIP (Missing In Podcasting)
MixCast - it is beta - first podcasting killer app
Betsy's birthday is in 4 days
Is there an after life?
Make a card or something
Betsy tells Kris not to buy her a gift
$10 dollar spending limit
Betsy is excessive
The "playdate" in the suburbs
My doggy went crazy
Birthday suggesstions for Betsy-
1) $10 gift certificate to Goodwill
2) $10 in make-up from dollar store
3) $10 for Aldi's
Betsy asks if we've been married for 10 years - Answer: 9
What am I going to get Betsy?
Nicole Simon - http://useful-sounds.de/
Kris abducted Betsy as a teenager
Oops, look what you did to me
Don't tell people that they are hormonally crazy or about to be
12 hour erection or 12 hour boner?
Penis enhancement surgery
Kinsey - I hurt even typing it in
It's snowing in Chicagoland
Do the suburban school's have snow days?
Special THANK YOU to our listeners!!!!
Vote for Croncast at Podcastalley.com a vote of confidence
The baby can live outside now
Tell your friends about the show
All about the planchette
The baby goes nuts
Betsy asks Kris, if he knows what it is like to be pregnant?
The creepy creature in your abdomen
An obese squirrel in the abdomen
Betsy asks Kris if he knows what it is like to give birth?
"You feel like you're gonna die"
No Diet Coke but the heroine is OK in labor
Who's gonna get fixed, Kris or Betsy?
Laparoscopy is the word
The Man's MRI at 2 1/2 years old
Pumping him full of dope
The more he got the more pissed off he got
Our PSA for calming your medically challenged kid - Robot Arm
He's been seizure free for a year
Now he knows the "F" word
Kris was raised by stray cats and wolves
They are Peti Mal
Who's next?
Kris really wants to interview Jeff Bridges

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Tags: betsy kris croncast asks knows ]]>Croncast 2005-01-05 Croncast - 2005-01-05.mp3

Show: #46
Length: 35:28
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 16.2 mb

Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 19

Today's show is what I consider one of the best that Betsy and I have done.

Today's Show

Intro
I said "shoot us" an email
Kris doesn't have a non-nerdy alter ego
Shane is MIP (Missing In Podcasting)
MixCast - it is beta - first podcasting killer app
Betsy's birthday is in 4 days
Is there an after life?
Make a card or something
Betsy tells Kris not to buy her a gift
$10 dollar spending limit
Betsy is excessive
The "playdate" in the suburbs
My doggy went crazy
Birthday suggesstions for Betsy-
1) $10 gift certificate to Goodwill
2) $10 in make-up from dollar store
3) $10 for Aldi's
Betsy asks if we've been married for 10 years - Answer: 9
What am I going to get Betsy?
Nicole Simon - http://useful-sounds.de/
Kris abducted Betsy as a teenager
Oops, look what you did to me
Don't tell people that they are hormonally crazy or about to be
12 hour erection or 12 hour boner?
Penis enhancement surgery
Kinsey - I hurt even typing it in
It's snowing in Chicagoland
Do the suburban school's have snow days?
Special THANK YOU to our listeners!!!!
Vote for Croncast at Podcastalley.com a vote of confidence
The baby can live outside now
Tell your friends about the show
All about the planchette
The baby goes nuts
Betsy asks Kris, if he knows what it is like to be pregnant?
The creepy creature in your abdomen
An obese squirrel in the abdomen
Betsy asks Kris if he knows what it is like to give birth?
"You feel like you're gonna die"
No Diet Coke but the heroine is OK in labor
Who's gonna get fixed, Kris or Betsy?
Laparoscopy is the word
The Man's MRI at 2 1/2 years old
Pumping him full of dope
The more he got the more pissed off he got
Our PSA for calming your medically challenged kid - Robot Arm
He's been seizure free for a year
Now he knows the "F" word
Kris was raised by stray cats and wolves
They are Peti Mal
Who's next?
Kris really wants to interview Jeff Bridges

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Tags: betsy kris croncast asks knows ]]> Wed, 05 Jan 2005 12:43:23 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,313 Croncast - 2005-01-05.mp3 Show: #46 Length: 35:28 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 16.2 mb Croncast - Betsy and her husband Kris Ep. 19 Today's show is what I consider one of the best that Betsy and I have done. Today's Show Intro I said "shoot us" an email Kris doesn't have a non-nerdy alter ego Shane is MIP no betsy, kris, croncast, asks, knows Croncast - John and his friend Kris - Ep. 2 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/341/Croncast---John-and-his-friend-Kris---Ep-2_john_kris.php Podcasts Croncast 2004-11-30 Croncast-2004-11-30.mp3

Back with John Wohlers for day two and a bit about his home automation fetish.

Length: 36:27
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 16.7 mb

Today's Show

Intro
John returns
Renn faire affair wrap up
Talking 10,000 ren faire photos
Automate that house X10 passion
The Pronto 500 Remote from Philips
Programming a Pronto - device breakdown
Powerline carriers
John's house controlled via web
Laziness is the mother of invention
Edison and recording
Pre-popup
Kris uses word lexicon
Odyssey - Gretchen Helfrich WBEZ Chicago
The Odyssey secret to production
RPR - Red Neck Public Radio
How long is too long
$$$ for home automation
Mr. House
Robo Sapien
Betsy will buy it for a $.25 and sell it to you for $300
Kris thanks John
John says he likes show
Dave and the HeathKit Robot
LOGO
The commands
Where did it begin for John
Punch card playtime
Kris thanks John for PHP/MySQL help
Kris got some ideas, scheme maybe
Come back tomorrow John
More life box

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Tags: john kris house automation long ]]>Croncast 2004-11-30 Croncast-2004-11-30.mp3

Back with John Wohlers for day two and a bit about his home automation fetish.

Length: 36:27
Format: mp3
Bit rate: 64k
Size: 16.7 mb

Today's Show

Intro
John returns
Renn faire affair wrap up
Talking 10,000 ren faire photos
Automate that house X10 passion
The Pronto 500 Remote from Philips
Programming a Pronto - device breakdown
Powerline carriers
John's house controlled via web
Laziness is the mother of invention
Edison and recording
Pre-popup
Kris uses word lexicon
Odyssey - Gretchen Helfrich WBEZ Chicago
The Odyssey secret to production
RPR - Red Neck Public Radio
How long is too long
$$$ for home automation
Mr. House
Robo Sapien
Betsy will buy it for a $.25 and sell it to you for $300
Kris thanks John
John says he likes show
Dave and the HeathKit Robot
LOGO
The commands
Where did it begin for John
Punch card playtime
Kris thanks John for PHP/MySQL help
Kris got some ideas, scheme maybe
Come back tomorrow John
More life box

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Tags: john kris house automation long ]]> Tue, 30 Nov 2004 11:40:41 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,341 Croncast-2004-11-30.mp3 Back with John Wohlers for day two and a bit about his home automation fetish. Length: 36:27 Format: mp3 Bit rate: 64k Size: 16.7 mb Today's Show Intro John returns Renn faire affair wrap up Talking 10,000 ren faire photos Automate that house X10 passion The Pronto 500 Remote from Philips Programming a Pronto - no john, kris, house, automation, long Croncast - Dave and office mate Kris - 2 http://www.croncast.com/rssk/351/Croncast---Dave-and-office-mate-Kris---2_dave_croncast.php Podcasts Podcast 2004-11-16 Croncast-2004-11-16.mp3 18.9 mb 41:21 64k

Today's Show

Step down memory lane, geeks, for LOGO and HERO robots.

Mumbo jumbo
Ham radio Alaska
Dave's huge antenna
Apple's in the appliance store
Working for Apple
What's up with the kids?
Unreal Friday night killers!
Moon girl
Dave says, "Have a great life everybody."

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Tags: dave croncast apple working kids ]]>Podcast 2004-11-16 Croncast-2004-11-16.mp3 18.9 mb 41:21 64k

Today's Show

Step down memory lane, geeks, for LOGO and HERO robots.

Mumbo jumbo
Ham radio Alaska
Dave's huge antenna
Apple's in the appliance store
Working for Apple
What's up with the kids?
Unreal Friday night killers!
Moon girl
Dave says, "Have a great life everybody."

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Tags: dave croncast apple working kids ]]> Tue, 16 Nov 2004 23:53:35 -0600 30:00 tag:croncast.com,351 Croncast-2004-11-16.mp3 18.9 mb 41:21 64k Today's Show Step down memory lane, geeks, for LOGO and HERO robots. Mumbo jumbo Ham radio Alaska Dave's huge antenna Apple's in the appliance store Working for Apple What's up with the kids? Unreal Friday night killers! Moon girl Dave says, "Have a great life no dave, croncast, apple, working, kids