sale | Croncast - Life is Show Prep Kris and Betsy Smith http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for sale. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. en-us Palegroove Studios 2004-2013 No Croncast, Kris, Betsy, Comedy, Parenting, Funny, Palegroove, Croncast, eBay, Goodwill This is the keyword feed for sale. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. This is the keyword feed for sale. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. http://www.croncast.com/images/croncast_itunes.jpg sale | Croncast - Life is Show Prep http://www.croncast.com This is the keyword feed for sale. Once cool, Kris and Betsy are now living on a cul de sac and breeding. Betsy really should be on the road making mad cash but that would interfere with breastfeeding. Podcasting for Download every M-W-F by 3:00 P.M. CST. Croncast - Kris and Betsy Smith info@palegroove.com http://www.croncast.com Palegroove Next To Me, They Love The Beard, Apricot Jam http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5437/Next-To-Me-They-Love-The-Beard-Apricot-Jam_Kris-Smith_Betsy-Smith.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Grow the beard does
Some ladies can't get enough
Just not you
Apricot jam with snowflakes on it
They won't sit next to me
Holiday sales post holiday for all items with Santa on the package
More paper products than a school
Horde the holiday in full effect

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Grow the beard does
Some ladies can't get enough
Just not you
Apricot jam with snowflakes on it
They won't sit next to me
Holiday sales post holiday for all items with Santa on the package
More paper products than a school
Horde the holiday in full effect

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Tags: Kris Smith Betsy Smith Croncast Funniest Podcast comedy Podcast ]]> Fri, 06 Jan 2012 05:23:55 -0600 32:38 tag:croncast.com,5437 Episode: #771 | Length:32:48 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Grow the beard does Some ladies can't get enough Just not you Apricot jam with snowflakes on it They won't sit next to me Holiday sales post holiday for all items with Santa on the package More paper products than a school Horde no Kris Smith, Betsy Smith, Croncast, Funniest Podcast, comedy Podcast Resale Queen, Mae Lee, Spice Time http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5428/Resale-Queen-Mae-Lee-Spice-Time_betsy-smith_kris-smith.php To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool!

Episode that fits the bill
Back to the flow

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Episode that fits the bill
Back to the flow

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Tags: betsy smith kris smith new york nyc the good ]]> Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:51:20 -0500 28:36 tag:croncast.com,5428 Episode: #763 | Length:28:36 | Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Episode that fits the bill Back to the flow no betsy smith, kris smith, new york, nyc, the good amazon sales http://www.croncast.com/rssk/5294/amazon-sales_sales_amazon.php Blog amazon sales



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Tags: sales amazon ]]> Tue, 31 May 2011 21:03:48 -0500 tag:croncast.com,5294 no sales, amazon, , , Wanna party, Giant? http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4791/Wanna-party-Giant_house_life.php Blog Wanna party, Giant?

Rambling introspection and poor writing to follow.

The headline? We'll get to that.

A little over a year ago my wife and I moved to New York City with our two children. We left a house and life in suburban Chicago, as evidenced in all these Flickr photos that serve as a reminder of our histroy.

We sold the house, packed up tight and left town in a stretch limo with six suitcases and a hermit crab in my wife's front pocket.

We arrived with no apartment to rent, jobs or money. The money was tied up in the sale of our house that was occurring in a couple days, I had interviews lined up but nothing solid and for lodging a friend named Tom hooked up a tiny studio for the four of us.

I'm going to take the liberty of speeding up this story. I'll share more of it another time.

Needless to say, things didn't work out quite like we have hoped or planned.

I didn't get the jobs that I had interviewed for. The money from the sale of our house didn't clear our bank for 3 weeks. Once it cleared we got on with things.

Which brings me to the short version of things:

New York has been many things to our family. I fell it love with every part of it and convinced my family to come with. They've stood by me as opportunities have come and gone. They've believed in me in what my own personal history will recount as one of the most challenging years of my life.

Things are on the up and I feel a little more comfortable taking the time to look at this last year as a series of challenges.

My children may never forgive me. Hopefully, later in life, they'll appreciate that mom and dad took risks in order to provide them a more interesting life. Who else gets to watch a midget hooker try to work their father at a subway stop with a sweet line like, "Wanna party, Giant?"

Nothing in suburbia packs that much excitement except a play-date at the local children's museum.



Tags: house life children money left ]]>Wanna party, Giant?

Rambling introspection and poor writing to follow.

The headline? We'll get to that.

A little over a year ago my wife and I moved to New York City with our two children. We left a house and life in suburban Chicago, as evidenced in all these Flickr photos that serve as a reminder of our histroy.

We sold the house, packed up tight and left town in a stretch limo with six suitcases and a hermit crab in my wife's front pocket.

We arrived with no apartment to rent, jobs or money. The money was tied up in the sale of our house that was occurring in a couple days, I had interviews lined up but nothing solid and for lodging a friend named Tom hooked up a tiny studio for the four of us.

I'm going to take the liberty of speeding up this story. I'll share more of it another time.

Needless to say, things didn't work out quite like we have hoped or planned.

I didn't get the jobs that I had interviewed for. The money from the sale of our house didn't clear our bank for 3 weeks. Once it cleared we got on with things.

Which brings me to the short version of things:

New York has been many things to our family. I fell it love with every part of it and convinced my family to come with. They've stood by me as opportunities have come and gone. They've believed in me in what my own personal history will recount as one of the most challenging years of my life.

Things are on the up and I feel a little more comfortable taking the time to look at this last year as a series of challenges.

My children may never forgive me. Hopefully, later in life, they'll appreciate that mom and dad took risks in order to provide them a more interesting life. Who else gets to watch a midget hooker try to work their father at a subway stop with a sweet line like, "Wanna party, Giant?"

Nothing in suburbia packs that much excitement except a play-date at the local children's museum.



Tags: house life children money left ]]> Sat, 04 Dec 2010 22:47:44 -0600 tag:croncast.com,4791 Rambling introspection and poor writing to follow. The headline? We'll get to that. A little over a year ago my wife and I moved to New York City with our two children. We left a house and life in suburban Chicago, as evidenced in all these Flickr photos that serve as a reminder of our histroy. We sold the house, packed up tight no house, life, children, money, left Tree Eater, Gangway Sale, Thanks to thingd http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4394/Tree-Eater-Gangway-Sale-Thanks-to-thingd_thingd_tree-eater.php Blog Length: 27:04
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H&M thievery
Tree eating near the East River
Gangway mauler hauled in
NYPD picking up shoplifters
Thanks to ThingD at www.thingd.com
Without their support Croncast wouldn't have gotten off the ground in NYC
Thank you, Joe and Michael for what you've done for us and our fans!
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H&M thievery
Tree eating near the East River
Gangway mauler hauled in
NYPD picking up shoplifters
Thanks to ThingD at www.thingd.com
Without their support Croncast wouldn't have gotten off the ground in NYC
Thank you, Joe and Michael for what you've done for us and our fans!
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Tags: thingd tree eater gangway sale brighton beach h and m ]]> Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:59:25 -0500 27:04 tag:croncast.com,4394 Episode: #635 Length: 27:04 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! H&M thievery Tree eating near the East River Gangway mauler hauled in NYPD picking up shoplifters Thanks to ThingD at www.thingd.com Without their support Croncast wouldn't have gotten off the ground in NYC Thank you, Joe and no thingd, tree eater, gangway sale, brighton beach, h and m Legless Junker, iPad Love, Birthday Booze http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4333/Legless-Junker-iPad-Love-Birthday-Booze_birthday-booze_baby-sitter.php Blog Length: 29:00
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Length: 29:00
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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:21:46 -0500 29:00 tag:croncast.com,4333 Episode: #612 Length: 29:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow Can you just breathe in no birthday booze, baby sitter, iPad love, legless junker, custom scooter Season 24 Ep 12: Croncast Shorty http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4332/Season-24-Ep-12:-Croncast-Shorty_birthday-booze_baby-sitter.php Podcasts Length: 4:34
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Length: 4:34
Format: mp3

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Fixing the iPhone streaming issue
Apple is tough on this
One day it just quit working
I feel like the worm in the Apple
I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine
I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a pillow
Can you just breathe in my face
Birthday party and free booze
You lack control
Drinking with the ladies means sleeping on the bathroom floor
You are 34
That is too classy
You can't throw up in front of the baby sitter
Your pillow next to the bath tub
5 feet 9 and your feet are hanging out into the hallway
If I took a photo people would think it's a crime scene
The last time I got that drunk . . .
Please, do you hear yourself
Well, you're not a lady
Love hanging with the nerds
You can't bring McDonalds in the cab when you're gonna puke
We were like two Hummers walking down the sidewalk
Chatting with the baby sitter
I love your iPad
I am going to wear the same clothes out tonight
After I spray myself with Febreeze
Back to Illinois
Garage sale times
He passed me
Legless junker
The 1995 Barbie was the prize
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag

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Tags: birthday booze baby sitter iPad love legless junker custom scooter ]]> Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:07:32 -0500 4:34 tag:croncast.com,4332 Episode: #612 The Croncast Shorty Length: 4:34 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! Fixing the iPhone streaming issue Apple is tough on this One day it just quit working I feel like the worm in the Apple I have a new enemy, Kris . . . red wine I've seen you use a Night Train bottle as a no birthday booze, baby sitter, iPad love, legless junker, custom scooter my lady @resalequeen before the rain in ny http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4301/my-lady-@resalequeen-before-the-rain-in-ny_ny_photos.php Blog my lady @resalequeen before the rain in ny

busy finding more reasons to take photos of the family around ny.



Tags: ny photos family reasons busy ]]>my lady @resalequeen before the rain in ny

busy finding more reasons to take photos of the family around ny.



Tags: ny photos family reasons busy ]]> Sun, 28 Mar 2010 16:53:29 -0500 tag:croncast.com,4301 busy finding more reasons to take photos of the family around ny. no ny, photos, family, reasons, busy Panama Hats, Thrift Carnival, Suggestive Sales http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4295/Panama-Hats-Thrift-Carnival-Suggestive-Sales_suggestive-sales_cabbie-honk.php Blog Length: 25:36
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Class wars in the street
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Tags: suggestive sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Length: 25:36
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Class wars in the street
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: suggestive sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:36:05 -0500 25:36 tag:croncast.com,4295 Episode: #606 Length: 25:36 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes in no suggestive sales, cabbie honk, thrift carnival, vhs tapes, turbo tax Season 24 Ep 06: Das Sampla http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4294/Season-24-Ep-06:-Das-Sampla_suggest-sales_cabbie-honk.php Podcasts Length: 3:48
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: suggest sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Length: 3:48
Format: mp3

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It's got three C's in it!
Do you know the power of 3C's
Take their model and then put
This is a for profit institution
Turbo Tax will turn red
It just won't work
I don't know why
Stacks of VHS tapes in Texas
Retail, resale . . . same diff
I could sell anything with you
Breeding lamp rays
Genetically engineered cleaning animals
The soapy monkey
It just cleans you
Could even itch your back
Can only teach them limited commands
I'm spacing out Mr B
Bed bug commercial
They freeze them to death
Texas Toys, Slightly Used and New
You guess
Buying shoes at Shoe Carnival
And then going to exotic meats
Spin the wheel for a discount
Negative connotation of resale shopping
The Thrift Carnival
Then a drag queen comes out and sings a song
Then former ice skaters
Chain resale thrift on ice
Gender roles
I saw a dress wearing little boy all growed up this week
He almost got beat up by a construction worker
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: suggest sales cabbie honk thrift carnival vhs tapes turbo tax ]]> Fri, 26 Mar 2010 17:15:35 -0500 3:48 tag:croncast.com,4294 Episode: #606 Sampler Length: 3:48 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! It's got three C's in it! Do you know the power of 3C's Take their model and then put This is a for profit institution Turbo Tax will turn red It just won't work I don't know why Stacks of VHS tapes no suggest sales, cabbie honk, thrift carnival, vhs tapes, turbo tax Animal School, Deli Meat, It's Hawrible http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4240/Animal-School-Deli-Meat-Its-Hawrible_new-york_accents.php Podcasts Length: 26:17
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Where did this entitlement come from?
Gold medals ain't good enough
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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats ]]> Length: 26:17
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Where did this entitlement come from?
Gold medals ain't good enough
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag


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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats ]]> Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:19:43 -0600 26:17 tag:croncast.com,4240 Show: #546 Length: 26:17 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! We talk deli meat Kids and the 'f' word Picking up the accent Would you pay that for oranges? They call that a sale? $4.99 for oranges? I'd never shop there How many oranges are in that bag? Never He's 9! Where did this no new york, accents, oranges, water bugs, tiny rats Season 23 Ep 11: Croncast Sampler http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4239/Season-23-Ep-11:-Croncast-Sampler_new-york_accents.php Podcasts Length: 5:00
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
Oh! And if you use the Twitters, check out Ville - http://ville.ag





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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats ]]> Length: 5:00
Format: mp3

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We talk deli meat
Kids and the 'f' word
Picking up the accent
Would you pay that for oranges?
They call that a sale?
$4.99 for oranges?
I'd never shop there
How many oranges are in that bag?
Never
He's 9!
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Tags: new york accents oranges water bugs tiny rats ]]> Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:15:22 -0600 5:00 tag:croncast.com,4239 Show: #546-Sampler Length: 5:00 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes in full Get Cool! We talk deli meat Kids and the 'f' word Picking up the accent Would you pay that for oranges? They call that a sale? $4.99 for oranges? I'd never shop there How many oranges are in that bag? Never He's no new york, accents, oranges, water bugs, tiny rats Streaming Player, Bald is Sexy, Queens Blvd. http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4225/Streaming-Player-Bald-is-Sexy-Queens-Blvd_luv-train_man-musk.php Podcasts Length: 28:07
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The Nextel phone chirp chirp is like the construction worker Twitter
Maybe I have a stroller you don't know about
A total Manhattan business is man strollers
Man purses are not in the scope
They're totally off limits
He's a cross dressing pimp
And he also coos
Dude is wearing a full length beaver coat
You should hold classes at the annex for cross dressing pimps
Queens they should go with you
The battle cry for cross dressing pimps
If you made that sound in Queens something would eat you
Tumbleweeds and paint ball
The greatest Goodwill ever
As far as clothing goes
$1.69 a pound for clothing
You can pick up Diesel Jeans
I may like them but I need Mavi jeans
Those fit
Not Levi's or Wranglers
There are no Wranglers in Manhattan
Cuz no one sells them here
The fancy man pants get their own hangers and racks
Size 28 Bootcut Citizens of Humanity Jeans
Yeah, no one is looking for that
Well maybe somebody is but you can't price for that one guy
Huge blue troughs full of this stuff
Safe with a prison, police, needles
Totally safe because it's like Aurora, IL
We pass the Dominican greasy spoon
I want to eat there and you guys always choose the hot dog joint
Mc Dominicans is the name, not really
Eyed up on the luv train
Betsy can't get enough of these stories from me
Wanna party, giant?


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Tags: luv train man musk wanna party giant queens resale nextel chirp ]]> Length: 28:07
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The Nextel phone chirp chirp is like the construction worker Twitter
Maybe I have a stroller you don't know about
A total Manhattan business is man strollers
Man purses are not in the scope
They're totally off limits
He's a cross dressing pimp
And he also coos
Dude is wearing a full length beaver coat
You should hold classes at the annex for cross dressing pimps
Queens they should go with you
The battle cry for cross dressing pimps
If you made that sound in Queens something would eat you
Tumbleweeds and paint ball
The greatest Goodwill ever
As far as clothing goes
$1.69 a pound for clothing
You can pick up Diesel Jeans
I may like them but I need Mavi jeans
Those fit
Not Levi's or Wranglers
There are no Wranglers in Manhattan
Cuz no one sells them here
The fancy man pants get their own hangers and racks
Size 28 Bootcut Citizens of Humanity Jeans
Yeah, no one is looking for that
Well maybe somebody is but you can't price for that one guy
Huge blue troughs full of this stuff
Safe with a prison, police, needles
Totally safe because it's like Aurora, IL
We pass the Dominican greasy spoon
I want to eat there and you guys always choose the hot dog joint
Mc Dominicans is the name, not really
Eyed up on the luv train
Betsy can't get enough of these stories from me
Wanna party, giant?


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Tags: luv train man musk wanna party giant queens resale nextel chirp ]]> Mon, 18 Jan 2010 14:59:31 -0600 28:07 tag:croncast.com,4225 Show: #538 Length: 28:07 Format: mp3 To listen to this and all new Croncast episodes Get Cool! Comments are all moderated now Due to massive amounts of spam that is coming in Great news . . . streaming player is ready to use Go to Croncast -> Click 'streaming player' -> Sign in -> Listen The Nextel phone chirp chirp is no luv train, man musk, wanna party giant, queens resale, nextel chirp Croncast The New York Days http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4214/Croncast-The-New-York-Days_New-York_Kris-Smith.php Podcasts Croncast 2009-12-31 Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3
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New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
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I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
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Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
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2010 here we come!


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New York is like living on an elevator
You're all up in everyone's business
You try to relax but you can't
No one can
All of the pet roles have been recast
Keeping it subterranean
We can't do a full episode, baby
Has New York changed these people
What sort of sales pitch is that
You got to pep it up!
Getting Cool 4 Life
That is the patron level
They love what we do and want to support it
People can unsubscribe at anytime
No missed days . . . we gots obligations
We also have a new live video show
That starts January 18th
It's called High Society Salvage Co.
All new, all kinds of awesome
I've got Chanel suits to auction off
All kinds of weird stuff
In conjunction with Tim Street we'll be cranking that one out
Begin subscribing by going to Get Cool
It's all good people!
Kris's cheap chair implodes during the outro
Couldn't have planned it better
It's funny to other people
All part of the story
All the old shows will still be free on the site and on iTunes
New start for us number 447
2010 here we come!


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Tags: New York Kris Smith Betsy Smith paid podcast subscription unique rss feed ]]> Mon, 04 Jan 2010 21:25:05 -0600 8:42 tag:croncast.com,4214 Croncast - 2009-12-31.mp3 Show: #535 Length: 8:42 Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Croncast the New York Days Begins on January 13th! We're making some changes The new shows are paid subscription Sign up on the Get Cool page New York is like living on an elevator You're all up in no New York, Kris Smith, Betsy Smith, paid podcast subscription, unique rss feed here @resalequeen keeps it beautiful http://www.croncast.com/rssk/4185/here-@resalequeen-keeps-it-beautiful_beautiful_keeps.php Blog here @resalequeen keeps it beautiful



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one year of marriage under our belts at the tender age of 22 (kris) and 21 (betsy)



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Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

This is your opportunity to throw a couple back with the Resalequeen and Mr B


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Location:
Stout
133 West 33rd Street
New York, NY
Map

Near Penn Station and these trains
33rd Street (PATH)
34th St-6th Ave (B, D, F, V, N, Q, R, W)
34th St-7th Ave (1, 2, 3)

This is your opportunity to throw a couple back with the Resalequeen and Mr B


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FSBO Naperville, IL
Show notes are super short
This episode isn't all that much fun
It's more of a chance to fill you in
We've got a lot going on like . . .
We'll be putting our house on market soon, like two weeks from now
Hopefully sold by the time school ends
We're looking for gig for Kris
We're looking for a city, town to live in that fits us
Maybe you live in that city?
If so tell us why we should move our family there
For Sale By Owner Naperville Illinois
We're looking for good public schools, lower cost of living and positive, vibrant community


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FSBO Naperville, IL
Show notes are super short
This episode isn't all that much fun
It's more of a chance to fill you in
We've got a lot going on like . . .
We'll be putting our house on market soon, like two weeks from now
Hopefully sold by the time school ends
We're looking for gig for Kris
We're looking for a city, town to live in that fits us
Maybe you live in that city?
If so tell us why we should move our family there
For Sale By Owner Naperville Illinois
We're looking for good public schools, lower cost of living and positive, vibrant community


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It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own
Valentine's day is 3 days away
Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive"
You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day
Conversion van jokes search this site for John Elway
I read a thread
Ping me when you're ready
So you're reading this thread about CarMax
Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car
Saved by a bucket of chicken
Selling a car privately
Was much to worry about
The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer
It's the same person
I've been to that garage sale
The same Velma
That would be Vonda
CarMax gives you an appraisal
So we go for it
The Volvo will be sold
Picking it up after detail
The car knew
The dash lit up with warnings
30 minutes later all good
We decide to get both cars appraised
Well, Kris' gift?
The photo above says it all
Trunk full of auto parts and a mechanic strapped to bumper
But we still did something that Dave Ramsey would frown on
Hit up the casino last week
It felt really good to be really bad . . . on a budget
What is so hot to ladies about a man that plays the tables?
No oxygen tank

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It's a whole new internet that I developed on my own
Valentine's day is 3 days away
Buy you love an "I love you baby USB drive"
You gave me the best gift ever Mr B for Valentines Day
Conversion van jokes search this site for John Elway
I read a thread
Ping me when you're ready
So you're reading this thread about CarMax
Supposedly they pay close to Kelly Blue Book for car
Saved by a bucket of chicken
Selling a car privately
Was much to worry about
The slow drive-by in the Ford Explorer
It's the same person
I've been to that garage sale
The same Velma
That would be Vonda
CarMax gives you an appraisal
So we go for it
The Volvo will be sold
Picking it up after detail
The car knew
The dash lit up with warnings
30 minutes later all good
We decide to get both cars appraised
Well, Kris' gift?
The photo above says it all
Trunk full of auto parts and a mechanic strapped to bumper
But we still did something that Dave Ramsey would frown on
Hit up the casino last week
It felt really good to be really bad . . . on a budget
What is so hot to ladies about a man that plays the tables?
No oxygen tank

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Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing?
You got me this
Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale
From hefty to hot
Not hot in my heft?
These are some things we need to discuss
I checked out this cardigan
Then I brought it home to you
Then you put it on
That was four months ago
You haven't taken it off since
It's my man cardigan
I always wear my gear
My wardrobe is devolving
You are not hairy enough to pull off the look
I know that i don't have enough hair
This shirt comes in with built in boobies
A flannel bra in my case might work
Jammy bras
The people want to hear about Oprah
Sure they do
You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio
I could get a Kindle
We drive to Harpo Studios
Based on Grammy's address advice
It's gonna cost to park here
Too much snow this year
Everyone's gone back to the old country
It's 4:30 a.m.
Where's Harpo Studios?
Huh?
Turns out we were 10 blocks off
Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue
I thought it was on south Michigan
It's far away from where you are
They don't put up with anything
The Oprah rules
Handheld facial scanners
They make sure you can't get in again
Drama just getting there
The warm up chick shows up
She's lame
I could have killed it
So I got the opporutnity to speak
It was my shot to get my mom on the show
I love this
I made them go wild in warm up
They brought me a boom mic
Held by a girl named Boom Mic
4 minutes to show
This woman in the front row starts puking
Oprah went all diva after her first segment
Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year?
Damn!
That reminds of me of my trip last month
The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac
Stuck in a snow drift
Feeling dirty
Why would you stalk a serial killer?
You are so stupid sometimes, Kris
What?
You would have went with me if you knew
No
Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck

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Is that why you are wearing what you are wearing?
You got me this
Right, from the Greek Orthodox garage sale
From hefty to hot
Not hot in my heft?
These are some things we need to discuss
I checked out this cardigan
Then I brought it home to you
Then you put it on
That was four months ago
You haven't taken it off since
It's my man cardigan
I always wear my gear
My wardrobe is devolving
You are not hairy enough to pull off the look
I know that i don't have enough hair
This shirt comes in with built in boobies
A flannel bra in my case might work
Jammy bras
The people want to hear about Oprah
Sure they do
You never know who could pop by Oprah's studio
I could get a Kindle
We drive to Harpo Studios
Based on Grammy's address advice
It's gonna cost to park here
Too much snow this year
Everyone's gone back to the old country
It's 4:30 a.m.
Where's Harpo Studios?
Huh?
Turns out we were 10 blocks off
Just look for the 50-foot tall flashing Oprah statue
I thought it was on south Michigan
It's far away from where you are
They don't put up with anything
The Oprah rules
Handheld facial scanners
They make sure you can't get in again
Drama just getting there
The warm up chick shows up
She's lame
I could have killed it
So I got the opporutnity to speak
It was my shot to get my mom on the show
I love this
I made them go wild in warm up
They brought me a boom mic
Held by a girl named Boom Mic
4 minutes to show
This woman in the front row starts puking
Oprah went all diva after her first segment
Oprah, are you going to let your hormones be the excuse not to lose weight this year?
Damn!
That reminds of me of my trip last month
The one to Drew Peterson's cul de sac
Stuck in a snow drift
Feeling dirty
Why would you stalk a serial killer?
You are so stupid sometimes, Kris
What?
You would have went with me if you knew
No
Well, I wouldn't have gotten stuck

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after the meetup and resale shopping we stopped by Atlanta Cupcakes or something and had the most delicious cupcakes with a ice cold milk.



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after the meetup and resale shopping we stopped by Atlanta Cupcakes or something and had the most delicious cupcakes with a ice cold milk.



Tags: cupcakes atlanta milk delicious ice ]]> Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:40:02 -0500 tag:croncast.com,1906 after the meetup and resale shopping we stopped by Atlanta Cupcakes or something and had the most delicious cupcakes with a ice cold milk. no cupcakes, atlanta, milk, delicious, ice Season 20 Ep 20: Photos, Old Shuffling Posse, Professional Tic http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1809/Season-20-Ep-20:-Photos-Old-Shuffling-Posse-Professional-Tic_Space-Ghost_Farm-and-Fleet.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-06-06 Croncast - 2008-06-06.mp3
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Oh, the 2008
Comments on the photos
I'm a what?
You're a good amateur photo taker, Bears
I never made it to the sweetest Goodwill in the world
When was that?
San Francisco, it just wasn't meant to be
Look at you all up on the Oprah stuff
I got my eye on those celebrities
I knew today was going to be a great day
Because the Lutherans were having a sale
Garage Sales are euphemisms for "Party on the Driveway"
You were benevolent enough to babysit
It is either a ghost or an alien in front of me
You should be so lucky
Space Ghost!
You can convince me of anything
I got to the sale kind of late
The guy from the furniture tent comes out an yells
That we can hop into a new line that is shorter
I was torn
They can have stuff in multiple questions
I think you will reach a point, your peak of sales skills
We should freeze dry you at that point
Then revive you in the future when the dollar is strong
It will be like a time machine
Betsy, you bring it
The dollar is still strong with the Lutherans
Double check the luggage later
I stand in line to wait for the dishes
I need my fine china fix in their housewares sections
I brought bags and I have adrenaline flowing in my limbs
Oh, look, Christopher Stewart
This is when I started to look like a nut
Started?
Slow shuffling old posse arrived
Those match my dishes
I love those
Are you going to buy those?
I am now just to spite you
You wasted my time with your story
They're rookies baby
You are con-garagies
They send the 12 year old anemic boy to help me carry stuff
She's now a professional tic
She went and bought speakers from Farm and Fleet
I love it, speakers from Farm and Fleet
I am sure you are related to people that duck taped their heads That is the truth
Duck taping down his pants
Especially when fired up the chainsaw
The tape suit
Class issues really stand in your way Mr. B
"Transvestite's getaway car ran over good Samaritan's foot"
Words make the world magnificent

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Oh, the 2008
Comments on the photos
I'm a what?
You're a good amateur photo taker, Bears
I never made it to the sweetest Goodwill in the world
When was that?
San Francisco, it just wasn't meant to be
Look at you all up on the Oprah stuff
I got my eye on those celebrities
I knew today was going to be a great day
Because the Lutherans were having a sale
Garage Sales are euphemisms for "Party on the Driveway"
You were benevolent enough to babysit
It is either a ghost or an alien in front of me
You should be so lucky
Space Ghost!
You can convince me of anything
I got to the sale kind of late
The guy from the furniture tent comes out an yells
That we can hop into a new line that is shorter
I was torn
They can have stuff in multiple questions
I think you will reach a point, your peak of sales skills
We should freeze dry you at that point
Then revive you in the future when the dollar is strong
It will be like a time machine
Betsy, you bring it
The dollar is still strong with the Lutherans
Double check the luggage later
I stand in line to wait for the dishes
I need my fine china fix in their housewares sections
I brought bags and I have adrenaline flowing in my limbs
Oh, look, Christopher Stewart
This is when I started to look like a nut
Started?
Slow shuffling old posse arrived
Those match my dishes
I love those
Are you going to buy those?
I am now just to spite you
You wasted my time with your story
They're rookies baby
You are con-garagies
They send the 12 year old anemic boy to help me carry stuff
She's now a professional tic
She went and bought speakers from Farm and Fleet
I love it, speakers from Farm and Fleet
I am sure you are related to people that duck taped their heads That is the truth
Duck taping down his pants
Especially when fired up the chainsaw
The tape suit
Class issues really stand in your way Mr. B
"Transvestite's getaway car ran over good Samaritan's foot"
Words make the world magnificent

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith
That is your new name
You're like silly putty
Let me see your palm
I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it
Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad?
Nope
Did I sleep on a floor for you?
Mr B I am going to kick your ass
I don't want to hit golf balls
Then I win by default
You are very competitive
My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls
I thought it would be like a coffee machine
I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle
The second of the idiots is now here
They should put up a sign
There was a sign I am sure
Based on how you played it should be bright pink
You are so full of crap
I couldn't put my arms around you
Resting in your schwetty palms
A boy at the disco
You missed the ball completely
Then I got it dialed in
I was the winner no doubt
The driving range isn't on my to do list
If you had one we would have been doing the next
I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet
The divets on my head were too much
I won't make you sleep on the floor
Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith
This is my super bowl weekend
Where is the sale this weekend?
Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once
They have a consortium of sub divisions?
Yes
Betsy now reads the classifieds
Leaving your boxes on the driveway
Somebody is going to steal them
UPS picked them up
Are you sure?
What are the rules?
You show up first and the item is your's
They might share a bag Gardetto's
You have done this to her
Bird Lady I am going to get you
I am going to walk around with

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Tags: silly putty classified ads sub division consortium ]]>Croncast 2008-05-14 Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3
Show: #491
Length: 19.7
Size: 28:40 mb
Format: mp3

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Betsy "Classified Ads" Smith
That is your new name
You're like silly putty
Let me see your palm
I guarantee that their is an ad transfered to it
Did I see a Happy Mother's Day Classified ad?
Nope
Did I sleep on a floor for you?
Mr B I am going to kick your ass
I don't want to hit golf balls
Then I win by default
You are very competitive
My brilliant delightful wife made it rain golf balls
I thought it would be like a coffee machine
I wanted a cute paper basket with a handle
The second of the idiots is now here
They should put up a sign
There was a sign I am sure
Based on how you played it should be bright pink
You are so full of crap
I couldn't put my arms around you
Resting in your schwetty palms
A boy at the disco
You missed the ball completely
Then I got it dialed in
I was the winner no doubt
The driving range isn't on my to do list
If you had one we would have been doing the next
I am a bald man, I don't need to be sleeping on carpet
The divets on my head were too much
I won't make you sleep on the floor
Call you Betsy "Lemon Juice" Smith
This is my super bowl weekend
Where is the sale this weekend?
Bears, 23 consorted sub divisions all at once
They have a consortium of sub divisions?
Yes
Betsy now reads the classifieds
Leaving your boxes on the driveway
Somebody is going to steal them
UPS picked them up
Are you sure?
What are the rules?
You show up first and the item is your's
They might share a bag Gardetto's
You have done this to her
Bird Lady I am going to get you
I am going to walk around with

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Tags: silly putty classified ads sub division consortium ]]> Wed, 14 May 2008 07:20:58 -0500 28:40 tag:croncast.com,1731 Croncast - 2008-05-14.mp3 Show: #491 Length: 19.7 Size: 28:40 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Betsy "Classified Ads" no silly putty, classified ads, sub division, consortium, Season 20 Ep 15: Dumpster Golf, Penny Drop, Fancy Hood http://www.croncast.com/rssk/1730/Season-20-Ep-15:-Dumpster-Golf-Penny-Drop-Fancy-Hood_Titleist_gold-club.php Podcasts Croncast 2008-05-12 Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3
Show: #490
Length: 19.6
Size: 28:32 mb
Format: mp3

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Betsy likes the amens to her sermons
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn
We are way more boring than the show
The picture in her head of you was repulsive
Good thing she didn't see a real picture
I despise this time of year the most
Why?
The grass grows
I hate the mowing
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood
I have been honing my skills without you
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox
Not the Billy Squire stroke
A body bag full of bubble wrap
A body bag?
I tried to do a Penny Drop
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics
Tetanus shot for junking license
I had to have the bubble wrap
So I went to Goodwill
Fast like a bunny
I bought a Titleist
Golf club
We playing gold today mommy?
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf
Your Titleist for dumpster diving
Your like a gorilla in the mist
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor
Mine were smarter and more motivated
Now, I bring home the bananas
It's all about who brings home the bacon
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster
We found your wife, sir.
Behind what store?
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker
It is a services
I'm not going to mess with these women
They are serious
Treating things better
Betsy flattens a tire on my car
I'm driving slow on your rim
You were right next to the car dealership
Why didn't you just go there?
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him
Sorry to be so vaginal
I just gave up
Why is he trying to change the tire?
Does he know how to change a tire?
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too

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Tags: Titleist gold club the bacon penny drop gymnastics ]]>Croncast 2008-05-12 Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3
Show: #490
Length: 19.6
Size: 28:32 mb
Format: mp3

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Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two!

Betsy likes the amens to her sermons
Now they can tell me to mow my lawn
We are way more boring than the show
The picture in her head of you was repulsive
Good thing she didn't see a real picture
I despise this time of year the most
Why?
The grass grows
I hate the mowing
Pulling back that shade for bits of sunlights
I am the Boo Radley of the neighborhood
I have been honing my skills without you
Something new to the Resale Queen toolbox
Not the Billy Squire stroke
A body bag full of bubble wrap
A body bag?
I tried to do a Penny Drop
That was for those of you that too kindergarten gymnastics
Tetanus shot for junking license
I had to have the bubble wrap
So I went to Goodwill
Fast like a bunny
I bought a Titleist
Golf club
We playing gold today mommy?
Yes, Maggie, dumpster golf
Your Titleist for dumpster diving
Your like a gorilla in the mist
Your people were the strain that hung on the jungle floor
Mine were smarter and more motivated
Now, I bring home the bananas
It's all about who brings home the bacon
I am forever grateful that you make enough for me to dig in a dumpster
We found your wife, sir.
Behind what store?
It could be worse, I could be a scrap booker
It is a services
I'm not going to mess with these women
They are serious
Treating things better
Betsy flattens a tire on my car
I'm driving slow on your rim
You were right next to the car dealership
Why didn't you just go there?
You used to recruit truck drivers, you talk to him
Sorry to be so vaginal
I just gave up
Why is he trying to change the tire?
Does he know how to change a tire?
Yeah, that's a lot of money for a fancy hood
They say that to a lot of women who get labia surgery too

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Tags: Titleist gold club the bacon penny drop gymnastics ]]> Mon, 12 May 2008 13:54:32 -0500 28:32 tag:croncast.com,1730 Croncast - 2008-05-12.mp3 Show: #490 Length: 19.6 Size: 28:32 mb Format: mp3 Show us some love and leave us a review at iTunes Special note: Betsy and Jeanie are having a meetup in San Francisco May 21, 2008 at House of Shields 39 New Montgomery St., Time: 6:30 p.m., stop and have a drink or two! Betsy likes the amens to her no Titleist, gold club, the bacon, penny drop, gymnastics