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      <title>schlubbtastic | Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac</title>
	  <itunes:author>Kris and Betsy Smith</itunes:author>
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         <title>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 26, 2007</title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1001/cks-2007-09-26.mp3"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/pod_1.gif" alt="Croncast 2007-09-26 align="absmiddle" border="0" /></a> <a href="http://www.croncast.com/show/1001/cks-2007-09-26.mp3">Croncast - 2007-09-26.mp3</a><br>
Show: #415<br />
  Length: 27:29<br>
  Size: 18.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 26, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-09-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Parents of multiples speak up<br>
Was a great set of comments<br>
The singletons get the message<br>
I thought the Planned Parenthood thing would get people going<br>
Finding out what you have in common where you think you wouldn't<br>
We do have a lot in common<br>
Sure they might be busy Sunday morning<br>
Yeah, all house-wifery<br>
The excitement level is raising<br>
We are off to California in two days<br>
Betsy doesn't recall the truth<br>
You and your brontosaurus brain got us in to this<br>
The problems with your story<br>
They said, "yes"<br>
Not my fault I can't read woman<br>
No means yes and yes means no<br>
Power of attorney to admit the kids to the hospital?<br>
You say my family is crazy!<br>
Your family goes off the deep end<br>
They get stressed and you would think the world is ending<br>
Now she's upset because she bought me some clothes too<br>
Zeus jumps up on bed<br>
Mom sighs, "he's a big pain in the ass"<br>
I'm more worried about him than the kids<br>
I pick up on these things because I am a woman<br>
So do you want me to board him? No<br>
I board the dog and come back, I boarded the dog, thank you!<br>
We don't like him because he chews up everything<br>
They would be good to go if he didn't eat their faces<br>
I had dogs when I was a kid, suck it up<br>
Your kid is a puffy cuff like you<br>
You need so much chaos in your life baby<br>
We do not need need another beastie running around this house<br>
You are the only person that he doesn't pee on<br>
Betsy will clean the house but leave the cow bones laying everywhere<br>
The reality is that the dog eats anything that he can<br>
The rule of fish . . . if it fits in its mouth it eats it<br>
I think that is true<br>
So it's like your mother<br>
I'm late on the laugh . . . my lungs are messing with me<br>
I got a fix Mr B<br>
I have a pill upstairs calls "placebo"<br>
Baby you better go and get it<br>
New spam coming in for Viagra Pro<br>
Seriously do we need Viagra Pro?<br>
Speaking of Viagra, Mr B<br>
So at my improv class I said, "Don't forget to take your Viagra"<br>
Got a big laugh<br>
Teacher asks me where that came from<br>
Absolutely joking and deadpan, "I have been married 10 years"<br>
Dead silence . . . I said it was a joke but not loud enough<br>
Now when I meet these people I am going to be Mr. Limpy<br>
Yeah, Mr Limpy Betsy's bitch<br>
Jeanie came up to visit<br>
I took her to lunch and to the resale shops<br>
Which one?<br>
People don't kill people<br>
Nice<br>
Then we went to a real clothing store<br>
Seriously, good idea to take Jeanie with you<br>
I don't want to look schlubbtastic<br>
Jeanie has a hard time telling me what she thinks<br>
I told her not to hold back<br>
What about Conde Nast Portfolio?<br>
You look at the pictures<br>
I just choose from the mannequins<br>
Sure enough this store doesn't have any<br>
Jeanie gets real comfortable with her criticism<br>
It looks like 3 kids are going to pop out and say "boo"<br>
We got a lot going on<br>
I been bringing<br>
My laugh is gone<br>
Everything that I have said lately is hilarious<br>
I know that going out in public with you brings the funny

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Show: #415<br />
  Length: 27:29<br>
  Size: 18.8mb<br />
  Format: mp3    <p><strong>Betsy and her husband Kris Sep 26, 2007</strong></p>
<p><a href="http://www.croncast.com/features_archive.php"><img src="http://www.croncast.com/images/sep-2007-09-26.jpg" border="0"></a></p>
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Parents of multiples speak up<br>
Was a great set of comments<br>
The singletons get the message<br>
I thought the Planned Parenthood thing would get people going<br>
Finding out what you have in common where you think you wouldn't<br>
We do have a lot in common<br>
Sure they might be busy Sunday morning<br>
Yeah, all house-wifery<br>
The excitement level is raising<br>
We are off to California in two days<br>
Betsy doesn't recall the truth<br>
You and your brontosaurus brain got us in to this<br>
The problems with your story<br>
They said, "yes"<br>
Not my fault I can't read woman<br>
No means yes and yes means no<br>
Power of attorney to admit the kids to the hospital?<br>
You say my family is crazy!<br>
Your family goes off the deep end<br>
They get stressed and you would think the world is ending<br>
Now she's upset because she bought me some clothes too<br>
Zeus jumps up on bed<br>
Mom sighs, "he's a big pain in the ass"<br>
I'm more worried about him than the kids<br>
I pick up on these things because I am a woman<br>
So do you want me to board him? No<br>
I board the dog and come back, I boarded the dog, thank you!<br>
We don't like him because he chews up everything<br>
They would be good to go if he didn't eat their faces<br>
I had dogs when I was a kid, suck it up<br>
Your kid is a puffy cuff like you<br>
You need so much chaos in your life baby<br>
We do not need need another beastie running around this house<br>
You are the only person that he doesn't pee on<br>
Betsy will clean the house but leave the cow bones laying everywhere<br>
The reality is that the dog eats anything that he can<br>
The rule of fish . . . if it fits in its mouth it eats it<br>
I think that is true<br>
So it's like your mother<br>
I'm late on the laugh . . . my lungs are messing with me<br>
I got a fix Mr B<br>
I have a pill upstairs calls "placebo"<br>
Baby you better go and get it<br>
New spam coming in for Viagra Pro<br>
Seriously do we need Viagra Pro?<br>
Speaking of Viagra, Mr B<br>
So at my improv class I said, "Don't forget to take your Viagra"<br>
Got a big laugh<br>
Teacher asks me where that came from<br>
Absolutely joking and deadpan, "I have been married 10 years"<br>
Dead silence . . . I said it was a joke but not loud enough<br>
Now when I meet these people I am going to be Mr. Limpy<br>
Yeah, Mr Limpy Betsy's bitch<br>
Jeanie came up to visit<br>
I took her to lunch and to the resale shops<br>
Which one?<br>
People don't kill people<br>
Nice<br>
Then we went to a real clothing store<br>
Seriously, good idea to take Jeanie with you<br>
I don't want to look schlubbtastic<br>
Jeanie has a hard time telling me what she thinks<br>
I told her not to hold back<br>
What about Conde Nast Portfolio?<br>
You look at the pictures<br>
I just choose from the mannequins<br>
Sure enough this store doesn't have any<br>
Jeanie gets real comfortable with her criticism<br>
It looks like 3 kids are going to pop out and say "boo"<br>
We got a lot going on<br>
I been bringing<br>
My laugh is gone<br>
Everything that I have said lately is hilarious<br>
I know that going out in public with you brings the funny

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